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NEET General #707 - Gn Frens Edition NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No. 720937
I am going to bed.
Here is your new thread.
Hopefully I wake up dead.

OLD: >>719939


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.720938 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.720939 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.720943 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.720944 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.720947 del
hi


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.720948 del
need a film to watch
nothing to watch
starting to sober up
woe


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.720949 del
>>720947
hello neet


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.720950 del
>>720948
watch a movie


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.720951 del
chest press, chest fly, leg extension, should press, lat raise and leg curl


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.720952 del
Finish the old thread first please and thank you


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.720954 del
>>720952
ok


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.720958 del
>>720952
How about I finish in your arse?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.720960 del
>>720958
You’d like that wouldn’t you, faggot?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.720961 del
>>720958
oooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!!


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.720962 del
>>720960
only the bottom is the fag


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.720963 del
>>720960
My cock throbs with anticipation.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.720968 del
>>720963
hot!


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.720970 del
15 standards a night for a week now. Am I worthy of being considered Monk's apprentice?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.720971 del
33 minutes until tax return

>>720970
Not bad, you could do 20 though


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.720972 del
Still thinking about those cows


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.720976 del
>>720971
It is difficult to buy the goon without arousing suspicion though. I already rotate my purchases across three different bottleos because I don't want the staff knowing how much I drink.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.720977 del
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>>720943
>tfw should've stayed in the womb


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.720978 del
>>720937
Thanks Neet, o7


Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.720979 del
gonna drink a liter of mouthwash


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.720980 del
wind power isn't renewable


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.720981 del
>>720980
BeanNEET will provide


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.720982 del
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#winning


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.720983 del
>>720976
That was a dilemma for me too. And I would typically always only buy what I was going to drink, so I couldn't get a trolley at Dans or something. Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and embrace the boong


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.720984 del
3 minutes until dry July.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.720985 del
woe and insomnia and anxiety again. I want some goon or lobster pills, but I can't even keep warm. I have only despair


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.720986 del
44,640 minutes until July is over


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.720987 del
44,639


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.720988 del
>>720984
I look forward to the updates.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.720989 del
Day becomes night


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.720990 del
It's much lighter than it should have been


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.720991 del
Domestication of boongs


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.720992 del
>>720988
Struggling.
Thinking tomorrow starts in the morning.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.720994 del
are you all gooners except me?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.720993 del
>>720992
We will give you a 6 hour grace period.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.720995 del
do you fall asleep with the computer screen still on?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.720996 del
>>720887
I start to feel that you're deploying a god psyop


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.720997 del
>>720996
Allah psyop *


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.720998 del
>>720985
Do jumping jacks.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.720999 del
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It's over for decline. 5'4 and looking like a hunchback troll.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.721000 del
>>720982
Thanks wagies for my paying for my DSP.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.721001 del
>>721000
That's what he's trying to get back.
What you'll miss out on.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.721002 del
>>720999
He looks a bit awkward while lifting too. But he has the confidence to go on national TV so by extension he's kind of a chad


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.721003 del
Dry July starts at daybreak.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.721004 del
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I've got 4 hrs


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.721005 del
>>721002
Cunts fucked. He lost his virginity to a hooker. At least I lost my virginity to an Asian student. Around the same time as decline lost his coincidentally in 2017. I'm better looking and white, although short for an Anglo-Celtic male. He's an ethnic curry manlet. Although I'm autistic with ADHD/OCD.


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>>721005
Disorders aren't real.
Tell me more about the gook student.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.721007 del
She was from Vietnam. Met her on tinder. Only girls on tinder who matched me where Asian.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.721008 del
Where did you fuck her?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.721009 del
>>721008
At her apartment in the CBD. She lived with another Vietnamese girl at the time. I've fucked pretty much a dozen Asian girls from various SEA and East Asian countries by now. In the beginning, I was shit at sex and would cum so easily. Now, it takes longer. Can still cum inside a condom, given the girl is tight. The current Korean girl that I'm fucking was, i believe was a virgin. Blood came out of her vagina while penetrating her. She wasn't on her period, as she's reluctant to have sex when she's menstruating. I fucked a Japanese girl while she was on her period and blood went everywhere on the hotel bed kek. What a life. A socially isolated DSP recipient whos only social and physical intimacy is with foreign Asian women. The rare time I did have sex with an Chinese/Korean-Australian. She left me after fucking her at a hotel that she paid half for. My autism and weird routine is what throw her off.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.721010 del
>>720937
Sleep tight.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.721011 del
>>720976
This became a Dan tip.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.721012 del
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Hey, fellas. Reminder movie today at 7pm AEST.
Fantomas vs Scotland Yard.
On Endcorner (not Womboflix).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.721013 del
slept like shit again, maybe 4 or 5 hours, would getting on the goon help?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.721014 del
mording btiches
lots to do toda


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.721015 del
>>721013
Dry July bitch


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.721017 del
>>721012
Looking forward to it.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.721018 del
>>721014
Good morning NEET.

>lots to do toda
Lot's of whizzing around.

>>721015
For some of our most elite gooners until they wake up.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.721019 del
>>721017
Should be good innit


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.721020 del
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>>721016
Some positive STEAM news.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.721021 del
>>721018
>Lot's of whizzing around.
I have to drive to Lizbef at 8.30 and then Adelaide CBD at 10.00 and then North Haven at 6.00


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.721022 del
>>721020
This should not have made me chuckle. You are a bad NEET.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.721023 del
>>721019
The 20 minutes or so I saw of it was once was good, especially how they said
F A N T O M A S


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.721024 del
>>721021
>Adelaide CBD at 10.00
Very dangerous on the weekend for any CBD. Good luck.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.721025 del
>>721023
It is also an anagram of 'fast moan'.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.721026 del
>>721024
in the mording neet
it should be fine


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.721027 del
>>721025
Hot!
I will try to remember that fact. Thank you.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.721030 del
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>>721026
You'll be dealing with these road users.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.721031 del
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>>721028
Left him truly steamin'


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.721032 del
>>721030
true


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.721033 del
Terrible nightmares. Even worse than normal. None of it makes sense.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.721034 del
>>721033
Get back into a positive swing with some nice relaxing summer music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SD5kS1hzL-U [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.721035 del
>>721034
Goddamn it NEET.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.721036 del
>>721035
It's garbage


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.721037 del
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>>721035
F A S T
M O A N


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.721038 del
You niggerfaggots, that song somehow started playing while my phone was in my pocket and someone heard it.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.721039 del
>>721038
lmao


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.721040 del
>>721038
Hot!
Did you give him a cheeky wink?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.721041 del
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It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.721042 del
absolutely fucked today, but goon would only make it worse


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.721043 del
>>721042
Do some yoga.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.721044 del
>>721043
Eat some yogart


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.721045 del
need to put some sniff in the car


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.721046 del
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Ungh its pixxa making all dae. Going to put noodle nuggets on it for want of ingredients.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.721047 del
watching a video on lobster pills: https://youtube.com/watch?v=rL4hjuwE1qY [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.721048 del
Sick of starebear cops at Weberboig.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.721049 del
They never buy petrol either. Just there to take advantage of the chain’s largesse and harass paying customers.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.721050 del
>>721046
Three of any please.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.721051 del
>>721047
They have their purpose for short term use. I have used them and haven't touched them for 5+ years.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.721052 del
>>721048
You look like a thug


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.721053 del
>>721048
Stare them down like a bossman.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.721054 del
>>721052
>thug
*boong
Our loved boong.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.721055 del
>>721051
which ones did you take?


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.721056 del
>>721047
They were invented by a jew of course, who didn't take them himself


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.721057 del
>>721055
Diazepam only.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.721058 del
>>721056
Fucking hell, the sackler family, that Steinberg guy who discovered lobster pills, Edmund Speyer who discovered oxycodone...all jews


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.721059 del
>>721056
Someone here was a former klonozepam user, and tried to warn me off taking it years ago. Maybe he's moved on.


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Have to log in to view Twitter now. Good job, Elon, you retart.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.721061 del
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>>721052


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.721062 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.721063 del
>>721062
mang tik tok is great


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.721064 del
>>721060
yeah, there are a bunch of right wing commentators on twitter (eg, Steve Sailer) I don't want to follow from my account because I don't want twitter knowing about my political views but I do like to read. Now I can't.


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.721065 del
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I woke up hungover and tried to shorten my nails by a little because they got too long
ended up chopping two thirds of thumb nail
now I play like shit and my flesh hits the strings (it hurts)


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.721066 del
>>721060
Good to see Joslin is back.


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>>721065


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.721068 del
>>721063
>>721064


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>>721067


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.721070 del
>>721067
what>>721069
was there?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.721071 del
>>721064
He has probably done it hoping there will be a jump in user accounts created to offset the people departing in droves. Big brain genius electric self-driving rocket man.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.721072 del
25% electricity price rise starts today


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.721073 del
Chinks unloading a van at MSY are complaining. “Who the fuck orders a 49 inch monitor? Jesus!”


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.721074 del
>>721070
A lost Brendan Fraser.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.721075 del
>>721073
Hope they moved it correctly, those larger monitors damage easily in transit.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.721076 del
>>720970
>Am I worthy of being considered Monk's apprentice?
How close are you to being a trannys servant?


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I had another gf dream. I gave her a hug and a kiss on the head, she looked up at me and smiled.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.721078 del
>>721009
You have a very active imagination NEET, enjoy.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.721079 del
>>721077
you look just like how I feel


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.721080 del
>>721077
nothing feels better than kissing and hugging a girl in a dream


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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.721082 del
Back from the city.


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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.721084 del
You are loved only if you love the sacrificed Lamb of God and what He did for you. Look at how little I am. Praise God for the Lamb of God
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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.721085 del
>>721081
A spooky development.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.721086 del
>>721083
kek


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.721087 del
>>721082
Many mongs observed?


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>>721084


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.721089 del
>>721087
Nah it was a pretty reasonable drive both ways.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.721090 del
>>721088
No! Wrong! Small dick is better and small musculature is better! No! Wrong! Love me and then you'll love yourself
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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.721091 del
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all set with teh tandoori noodle nuggets, sprats + anchovies and jalapenos.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.721092 del
>>721091
Looking forward to my three pixxas.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.721093 del
Going to peruse Office Works and get some lunch.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.721094 del
>>721082
What did you get me?
A fish burger and some chips from chicken chef I hope.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.721095 del
BO DO YOU FUCKING JOB AND DELETE THE GAY PORN


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.721096 del
>>721093
They sell some tasty chairs.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.721097 del
>>721096
Why buy new? Wasn't some NEET offering his already fragrant cum chair the other day?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.721098 del
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Dan Dan
the medicine man
grabbed the iron bar
and away he ran

Craig got beat
became a NEET
and now he deals meth
down the end of my street


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.721099 del
>>721097
A subtle blend of flavours reminiscent of kfc,cabbage and beans with a distinct hint of NEET arse.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.721100 del
>>721099
>kfc
i don't eat that goy slop


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.721101 del
>>721003
and ends at nightfall?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.721102 del
>>721100
I hope don't eat anything deemed koscher either.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.721103 del
>>721094
I got you nothing.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.721104 del
>>721045
30L of E10 please

>>721072
fuck that's a lot

>>721080
truly wonderful feels


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.721105 del
>>721104
>fuck that's a lot
yep
Should be sufficient to have the current Federal Government dissolved, given they campaigned for election on reducing the price not letting the regulator raise it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.721107 del
>>721106
This is why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.721108 del
I heard Possum doesn't wash his neetstick.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.721109 del
>>721103
I hope you have a good excuse.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.721110 del
>>721109
I spent the money on a laptop bag and an A4 notepad.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.721111 del
I am going outside to tend my cucumbers and pretend the chortler doesn't exist for a while.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.721112 del
Beyond the usual childhood vaccines and covid, do neets favour getting vaccinations for other diseases they might get? I remember asking my doctor to give me a vaccine for meningitis when I went to uni, only to realise later that it's a disease you get from kissing and I was in little danger of it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.721113 del
>>721112
Depending on when you were born, you'd probably already had ~14 vaccinations before Covid came along


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Big fat lunch and a nap afterwards. 11 pixxas in the freexer and a big mess.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.721115 del
>>721112
Lol U got the covid vaxx, your going to die suddenly.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.721116 del
The outside world fucked me again.
Was doing my shopping and the rotting flesh beggar came into the shops and stood in the queue behind me.
And there was a retarded old woman with a mountain of shopping asking about the prices of each item in front of me.
That stench was so fucking foul I nearly dumped my shopping and ran, I cannot believe he can smell that bad and still be alive.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.721117 del
I did get $23.80 on my lotto ticket though.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.721118 del
watching videos on homelessness in japan, it's quite good


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.721119 del
>>721110
You didn't need either, and now I'm going hungry.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.721120 del
>>721119
Eat the laptop bag.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.721121 del
>>721112
No. It makes us collectively weaker.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.721122 del
There is no section for people on the goverment how to report an odour form.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.721123 del
>>721119
I did so!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.721124 del
>>721123
👍


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.721125 del
>>721123
Didn't you have a laptop bag or a notepad?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.721126 del
Notepad comes free with your computer.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.721127 del
>>721126
Probably one pre installed on the vevo


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.721128 del
>>721127
Just buy one from the news agency.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.721129 del
>>721128
I always keep a few of those around, they are handy.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.721130 del
>>721129
I'll give you a handy.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.721131 del
>>721125
I purchased a new laptop.
My existing notepad is nearly filled up.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.721132 del
>>721130
Only if you wear the policeman outfit.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.721133 del
>>721131
empty it!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.721134 del
>>721133
He craves the thrill of the new notepad.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.721135 del
>>721117
CashedUpNEET


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.721136 del
>>721134
He craves making cruisey starve.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.721137 del
might peel my face off


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.721138 del
>>721137
Mines all flaky.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.721139 del
>>721138
i've been using moisturiser since winter makes my skin dry and uncomfortable


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.721140 del
do neets moisturise their neetsticks and gapes? Asking for a friend.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.721141 del
>>721140
only with fwej sofpwen fsdwe mouth


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.721142 del
>>721141
#MeToo


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.721143 del
>>721142
yes your mouth too


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.721144 del
>>721143
fwej sofpwen fsdwe?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.721145 del
need a shid


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.721146 del
>>721144
mmmmmmm


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.721147 del
>>721145
shid!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.721148 del
>>721146
Possum is drunk again.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.721149 del
Feels weird shitting on a Saturday afternoon without a rum and cola in my hand.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.721150 del
Cruisey I will buy you food if you make an amusing vocaroo.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.721152 del
>>721151
I can't wank to that.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.721153 del
$2.45. Women would pay more because they are stupid.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.721154 del
Possum stole my 10 colour biro in primary school and used it to pleasure himself.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.721155 del
>>721153
How do you get it to send emails?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.721156 del
>>721151
Sexy.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.721157 del
>>721155
You write down what you want and then tear the page out and hand it to Dave


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.721158 del
>>721157
A simple but elegant system, I like it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.721159 del
>>721157
ChortlerOS


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.721160 del
At the NEET Commune we shall send messages by yelling loudly.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.721161 del
>>721157
I hope he encrypts it in boong first before sending, you don't want white dogs reading your messages.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.721162 del
>>721150
I'm a full 12 hrs into dry July.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.721163 del
Having some strawberrys and chocolate mouse.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.721164 del
>>721149
that's it neets, I just don't care anymore, I'm gonna get some goon


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.721165 del
>>721162
I'm doing Get High July instead.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.721166 del
>>721164
dont do it neet


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.721167 del
>>721164
Do it NEET.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.721168 del
I'm blown out. My hole is wrecked.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.721169 del
>>721163
Lucky NEET.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.721170 del
>>721168
Terminal gape?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.721171 del
>>721170
Could be.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.721172 del
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>>721122


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.721173 del
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>>721171
Get one of these to seal it off


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.721174 del
>>721172
like the time lizbef council asked weber to keep a sheep diary when he complained about the neighbours


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.721175 del
>>721172
I did think I could just report a gas leak every day in the spot he begs.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.721176 del
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>>721173


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.721177 del
>>721168
this is what happens when you sell your bussy in a buyer's market


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.721178 del
>>721176
I like that cork table


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.721179 del
>>721176
Saddam wasted all that time and effort on a 'super gun', when all he needed was Weber and a giant cork.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.721180 del
It is $320 I no longer like it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.721181 del
>>721098
the pinnacle of post modernist neet poetry


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.721182 del
>>721181
Thank you Romania I like you now.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.721183 del
>>721182
fickle neet


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.721184 del
>>721183
i go wit the flow bro


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.721185 del
>>721115
is this a real thing?
got the vaccine by mistake more or less
since then I abused caffeine and alcohol daily and had a junkie period
I'm seriously worried


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.721186 del
>>721131
is it a thinkpad?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.721187 del
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>>721179
He should have just made a new Bertha.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.721188 del
>>721159
kek


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.721189 del
>>721150
is this my nickname?
do people use it for other users too?
I'm confused


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.721190 del
>>721186
Thinkbook.
i7/16Gb/512Gb/GeForce 2Gb


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.721191 del
>>721154
The ink poisoning was worth it!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.721192 del
>>721189
You're International Cruisey. Better than the local Cruisey.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.721193 del
>>721190
For what purpose?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.721194 del
>>721192
Local Cruisey keeps chewing on everyones notepads.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.721195 del
>>721193
Working


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.721196 del
>>721161
the message only appears under petrol vapours


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.721197 del
>>721195
Vile.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.721198 del
>>721197
You're telling me


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.721199 del
>>721192
He was until he said he was vaccinated.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.721200 del
>>721199
Local Cruisey's opinions of International Cruisey are irrelevant.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.721201 del
>>721182
there's this one writer from my country named cioran (one of the few worthwhile romanian writers)
you might know him for on the heights of despair
anyway, at some point he becomes full blown misogynist
he starts the chapter by saying something like
>women are animals incapable of spirit and culture
they fucking removed the whole chapter from the english translation


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.721202 del
>>721201
BASED


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.721203 del
I bet Weber would have got him some chips and a fish burger.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.721204 del
>>721178
You can have the cork. Give me the bottle it came from!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.721205 del
International Cruisey stock took a sudden rise today amongst the women hating NEETs.
Local Cruisey has dropped several points but there is still hope of recovery before close of business if he likes my poem.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.721206 del
>>721190
nice
mine has an i3 and no graphics card
a have a pc though, the laptop is just for looking up words, tabs, and shitposting
what are you working?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.721207 del
Can you get genetic tests in Australia to tell if you're vulnerable to getting cancers?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.721208 del
>>721192
you guys named him like that because he drives drunk?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.721209 del
>>721204
You could put a real ship in it when it's empty.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.721210 del
>>721199
my bad


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.721211 del
>>721207
I think they only work that out once you get cancer.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.721212 del
>>721205
I read your poem. I had read the first half before.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.721213 del
>>721212
I changed one line of the first bit


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.721214 del
>>721207
There is genetic screening, but it usually requires a good reason and I'm not sure it covers cancer. They tend to just go on family history for that sort of thing.
They can screen your blood for prostate cancer, scan your bobs for breast cancer, and look in your shids for bowel cancer.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.721215 del
>>721213
Mmm.
I changed the first letter from a H.
Didn't make it unique.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.721216 del
>>721202
ikr?
such a pity the shithead who translated the book completely omitted the chapter
the funny part is that it's not just schizo rambling from a butthurt guy who couldn't get any pussy (they guy literally had a sugar mommy)
it fucking makes sense (if you want to, I can translate it, so you can get an idea of what I'm talking about)


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.721217 del
>>721214
They stuck a camera up my bum to check for cancer.
>>721215
You are just too hard to please it's no wonder Posso is exhausted all the time.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.721218 del
Thinking about a 2 week Thai getaway when my tax return lands


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.721219 del
>>721218
Pay your fucking credit card off. And get the footy streaming happening.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.721220 del
>>721216
The publishers might have been the ones to remove the chapter rather than translator.
Translations of Mein Kampf here come with publisher's notes (lies) for each chapter. Often the publishers notes are longer than the chapter itself. THat's if you can even find a book shop willing to still put it on the shelf.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.721221 del
>>721217
>They stuck a camera up my bum to check for cancer.
Yeah that usually follows them finding blood or weird cells in your shids.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.721222 del
>>721217
I'm easy to please. A thoughtful snack from a close mate is more than enough.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.721223 del
Identify the odour

Human origin
•coon
•homeless coon
•Indian national
•gooner NEET✓


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.721224 del
>>721218
Spending money before it even arrives. Not good.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.721225 del
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Is it Monk that's waiting for the tax return?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.721226 del
>>721225
Of course it bloody is.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.721228 del
>>721225
Yeah, I'm sure he self declared that he waged from home 8hrs a day and claimed 6 keypads and his reddit account fees.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.721229 del
>>721112
NEET does not trust doctors, and the old positive of HKV status is the safety from communicable disease


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.721230 del
>>721218
Take the whole tax return to the cas and double it then take a 4 week Thai getaway.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.721231 del
>>721230
One night of James Bond.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.721232 del
Not sure if I can do this dry July thing.
Been over 12hrs since the last goon.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.721233 del
>>721231
McAfee for a day.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.721234 del
>>721223
I hope our NEETs don't smell worse than a homeless boong


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.721235 del
>>721220
fucking hell
I wanted to read mein kampf for the keks at some point
actually nvm
romanians don't care about nazism
I can probably find an accurate translation in romanian


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.721237 del
>>721230
Smart.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.721238 del
>>721224
>>721225
The Monk Story arcs are the real reason I left this place.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.721239 del
>>721228
Shit are you saying I could claim my 4chin pass ?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.721240 del
I claimed my forklift ticket every year, the full course too not even the renewal.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.721241 del
6 pieces of hot and spicy and 2 large chips and 4 bottles of champagne have been acquired.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.721242 del
>>721241
NEET party at your place?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.721243 del
>>721241
>champagne
unless they came from the champagne region of france, they are just sparkling


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.721244 del
>>721239
You can claim whatever you want like a prepaid funeral. If you get audited, they might not approve of it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.721245 del
All the gooners can now claim everything they spend at Dan's on account they work from home.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.721246 del
>>721243
IT WAS IN THE CHAMPAGNE SECTION


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.721247 del
>>721246
what one did you get?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.721248 del
>>721245
NEETs should be allowed to claim their normal clothes as uniforms.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.721249 del
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>>721247
This has been 9 dollars a bottle lately it’s fucking great. Such a refined taste it has totally ruined goon for me. Goon now tastes like Lolly water and metho.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.721250 del
>>721249
I spy a bottle of schwoopies in the back


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.721251 del
>>721249
What is in that red container?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.721252 del
>>721250
No I am not making you a shandy
>>721251
Bakery mushroom pie for breakfast


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.721253 del
>>721252
You could've given the pie to Cruisey.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.721254 del
>>721225
😒

>>721228
Declared 80 days of wanking from home. Comes out to around 400 bucks

>>721230
I would have to go to Adelaide for that i think

>>721238
😥

>>721232
You can do it. The start is the hardest


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.721255 del
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2 hours and 15 mins till the stream, fellas!
Fantomas vs. Scotland Yard at 7pm AEST
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Probably will stream something before that perhaps for an hour. But yt blocked ct so it's gucked.
Is there anything good on Dailymotion?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.721256 del
I could stream TikTok Tranny, would be a hoot.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.721257 del
>>721254
>Comes out to around 400 bucks
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.721258 del
>>721256
The NEETs are a little sensitive on that subject right now.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.721259 del
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BEST A PUSSY


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.721260 del
>>721255
FAST MOAN


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.721261 del
>>721258
What happened?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.721262 del
>>721259
Awesome cat


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.721263 del
>>721261
Olive has a penis


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.721264 del
>>721261
Monk's step dad is now his step mum.
Olive is actually Ryan (and a liar).


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.721265 del
I fucked up dry July.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.721266 del
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>>721265


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.721267 del
>>721265
There's always sober october


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.721268 del
>>721265
There's another one next year.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.721269 del
>>721234
The pong stains the nostrils.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.721270 del
>>721265
I have to decide whether I drive to a function tonight and have zero drinks and be really socially awkward
OR
Get an Uber and drink a bottle of wine and be less socially awkward
The Uber is probably $50-60 each way.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.721271 del
>>721235
You guys are like the red army in command and conquer. Talking over walkie talkies.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.721272 del
>>721236
Fren


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.721273 del
>>721271
I'm not sure what you're saying...


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.721274 del
>>721270
Drink three (3) bottles of wine then drive there and be incredibly socially awkward but have a great time till you wake up in a jail cell and remember it all


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.721275 del
>>721270
>a function tonight
Go on...


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.721276 del
>>721238
>>721239
Use Nuro as a reference for a solar powered Wi-Fi adaptor ebike that you used on company time commuting from wagga to Melbourne 3 times a week.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.721277 del
>>721240
Game.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.721278 del
>>721241
What bubbly?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.721279 del
>>721275
club dinner at north haven


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.721280 del
>>721245
At least the travel expenses


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.721281 del
>>721280
Billing customers for travel time home, including stops at KFC and BWS is fun.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.721282 del
>>721249
LA di do
Do you have a nice glass to drink it in?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.721283 del
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>>721282
Just a shoe


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.721284 del
>>721254
The positive attitude is nice.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.721285 del
>>721284
Tip it down the sink. I'm on day 17


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.721286 del
>>721285
Day 17 of your bender?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.721287 del
>>721285
Day 17 of paying off the slapper?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.721288 del
>>721270
How long will you be there for?
Three drinks over 2 hours and a feed, you can drive home.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.721289 del
Seriously though, good on you Monk.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.721290 del
Getting cyber bullied. Closing tab.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.721291 del
FULLER, go easy on teh bepsi!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.721292 del
>>721274
Weber can't get black out drunk.
It'll cost just as much for an uber home, and one in the morning to pick up the car.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.721293 del
>>721281
You deserve it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.721294 del
>tfw the post is not linked to the one you expected


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.721295 del
>>721255
What the fuck happened to daily motion ?

The facelift is dogshit and library has been shoad


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.721296 del
>>721288
>Three drinks over 2 hours and a feed, you can drive home.
It's always a gamble with getting breatho-ed. Would prefer to avoid it one way or another.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.721297 del
>>721285
I've discussed this with Possum in private, several times.
I'm very happy for you if being sober is your end goal.
You have achieved.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.721298 del
>>721282
Champagne glasses are tiny. I am using a cognac fishbowl. So yes. La di da.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.721299 del
>>721289
Grab his balls a little bit harder.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.721300 del
>>721298
>glasses
flutes


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.721301 del
>>721298
I bought my dad the huge brandy glasses partly as a snarky comment on his alcoholism and he really liked them.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.721302 del
>>721296


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.721303 del
>>721296
Yeah, not worth it really.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.721304 del
>tfw no private discussions with Possum


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.721305 del
>>721295
What are alternatives?
Odysee, rumble, and that third one i dont remember now? Most stuff is american politics and tinfoil hat stuff, but there might be some better channels hidden, no?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.721306 del
>>721255
Here WOMBO play this before the moofie

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4gbq01


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.721307 del
>>721255
looks terrible


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.721308 del
I watched Blackbeard get keelhauled last night it was rather horrible.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.721309 del
>>721249
oh hi nuro, how's the bike biz?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.721310 del
I'm a cunt sorry.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.721311 del
>>721310
don't be sorry for being a cunt, cunt


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.721312 del
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>>721310


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.721313 del
>>721309
He is dead. R.I.P.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.721314 del
HE LIVED HIS LIFE
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.721315 del
going to masturbate


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.721316 del
>>721314
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you seethed


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.721317 del
As if Nuro would drink best A wine.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.721318 del
>>721316
Your eeb burned out long before
Your legend ever did


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.721319 del
>>721316
The next 4 lines don't need changing at all


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.721320 del
whispering woodwork neets


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.721321 del
Is it nuro or weber with the champas?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.721322 del
>>721321
It's not Weber


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.721323 del
>>721313
I refuse to accept. Denial is the first stage of the grieving process afterall.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.721324 del
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Who is the mystery gooner then?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.721325 del
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You know what I'd do for a fish burger?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.721326 del
>>721325
BBFS CIMWS


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.721327 del
>>721209
lol a tinnie maybe


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.721328 del
Well just scrolling through odysee's home page I see ElectroBOOM, Shadiversity, and Historylegends, so there could be channels there that worthy to watch.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.721329 del
No-one documented the Nuro and IGA sagas.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.721330 del
>>721326
I don't want to look that up.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.721331 del
>>721330
Bareback full service cum in mouth with swallow


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.721332 del
>>721331
It's not sexy when you say it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.721333 del
bare-back fucky-sucky


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.721334 del
>>721332
I'll put the wig on next time


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.721335 del
>>721329
>>721333


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.721336 del
>>721333
It's a little bit sexy when you say it


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.721337 del
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>>721324
>mystery


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.721338 del
well that was rather mysterious


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.721339 del
masturbated


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.721340 del
>>721255
is this moofie going to be in russian? the last one was in russian and it kinda sucked, not that we watched it for the plot but it did kinda leave some questions. Can you put the subs on this time. thanks


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.721341 del
>not knowing Russian


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.721342 del
>>721340
It's a French comedy. Will be in French with English subtitles.
And there were subs on the Russian movie.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.721343 del
Russian is just english with a few letters turned backwards.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.721344 del
>>721341
>2023AD
>not knowing Russian


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.721345 del
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>>721342
>French


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.721346 del
негр


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.721347 del
>>721346
herp to you too


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.721348 del
I think Nuro learned some Russian that time we swapped him for those 6 fat russian women.
Pity he's dead though.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.721349 del
>>721348
that mass hallucination never existed


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.721350 del
>>721349
I've still got those photos of you and Svetlana


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.721351 del
>>721350
i don't associate with slavs


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.721352 del
>>721351
The camera doesn't lie


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.721353 del
>>721348
He had to learn before he had to sneak on a Russian nuclear submarine to disable it because a rogue tanky wanted to launch icbms on a twinkies factory once.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.721354 del
Turned out she was called Sweatlana for a reason.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.721355 del
>>721353
He had such an interesting life.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.721356 del
>>721342
Do a herzog night


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.721357 del
Slavic women are standofish, right at the opposite end to Australian women


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.721358 del
Okay. I found something to stream before movie.
Oldest God in WRITTEN History STILL IMPACTS TODAY by Gnostic Informant
50 mins long, so gonna put that on in ~15 mins.
It's on Odysee, and kinda like Esoterica. They have a conversation/podcast thingy with the Magic Jew too.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.721359 del
sleep
srunk
drunk


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.721360 del
I thought I was going to watch erotica on womboflix once but it was just some old jew talking about egypt


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.721361 del
he's so quirky


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.721362 del
Okay, starting this thing with the Oldest God that impacts today.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>721345
Oh, come on, there will be bagpipes!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.721363 del
>>721318
kek


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.721364 del
roasting potato


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.721366 del
>>721365
this is such a faggot country


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.721367 del
>>721366
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6W7e1dyxbiI [Embed]


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.721368 del
>>721367
not clicking on that


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.721369 del
>>721368
You'll love it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.721370 del
>>721369
A passerby will.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.721371 del
What the fuck's that noise?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.721372 del
i simultaneously do and don't want to have another gf dream tonight


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.721373 del
>>721371
The sound of one mans love for his fellow man.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.721374 del
Tempted to go to the bottleo before it closes.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.721375 del
>>721372
Woke up from a dream this morning I was a paramedic trying to put an IV line into someone's arm but kept fucking up.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.721376 del
>>721374
Iktf


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.721377 del
>>721265
I fucked it up at exactly 12am


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.721378 del
Come, fellas, 5 mins till movie:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Watching this: >>721012


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.721379 del
>>721373
Hot!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.721380 del
>>721377
hehe


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.721381 del
Teehee


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.721382 del
Starting!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.721383 del
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Not sure what I'm cooking.
Too much sumac.
Thinking about putting honey in it.
Cumin and marjoram.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.721384 del
>>721250
I spy a block of mersey valley


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.721385 del
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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.721386 del
>>721371
I didn't hear anything


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.721387 del
Where do you download movies now?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.721388 del
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>>721387


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.721389 del
>>721383
Cooking some big feed.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.721390 del
>>721383
Not sure what I'm looking at.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.721391 del
>>721383
Will it be a giant omeletteburger?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.721392 del
potato cooked


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.721393 del
monk eat hot chip and lie


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.721394 del
Quality of YouTube content has fallen considerably. Unsure how to proceed


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.721395 del
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Was either going to leave it without tomatoes, and then make mash to make shepherds pie.
But used tomato.
Now spaghoot.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.721396 del
monk man speak with forked tongue


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.721397 del
>>721394
stop watching shit youtubers


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.721398 del
>>721395
That is a lot of food


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.721399 del
>>721377
I had a couple cones last night at 2am, but that was before daybreak.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.721400 del
>>721386
I hear people outside socialising and it's pissing me off.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.721401 del
>>721399
Are we meant to give up choof as well?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.721402 del
>>721400
rape them


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.721403 del
>>721398
I'm a lot of NEET.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.721404 del
i wish i had a window


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.721405 del
>>721400
Seduce them


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.721406 del
>>721395
This is something I'd stand over the stove eating straight from the pan at about 2am while very drunk.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.721407 del
>>721403
Your a big guy


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.721408 del
>>721406
Those feeds are the best


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.721409 del
>>721325
I ordered the crumbed whiting at $45


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.721410 del
remember old time ?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.721411 del
>721409
That's not on the specials board


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.721412 del
>>721410
then good


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.721413 del
>>721406
I'm thinking in wraps with cheese.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.721414 del
In toastie toastie's.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.721415 del
>>721410
That takes me back


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.721416 del
>>721409
How much is the beef ragou?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.721417 del
>>721401
I always drink while having a choof.
Hides the smell.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.721418 del
Talking to horses 🐴
Pointless. They have nothing to say.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.721419 del
Weber would probably hate me in real life
I know he loves me on the Gen but I play into what he wants
My posts aren't entirely myself. I'm worse.
Just a mong. Stuttering thoughts.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.721420 del
>>721419
for why he would do the not liking you?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.721421 del
>>721419
Take him to HP establishment.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.721422 del
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Eaten over half of it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.721423 del
Not sharing any of it with him because I didn't get my fish burger.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.721424 del
Anxious about dinner. Unsure what zi should eat. Drank all my milk stalling


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.721425 del
Imagine the comments on the 68hr repeating YouTube stream while watching this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6LynenQ5h2Y [Embed]

Mongaro would be bouncing around the orifice on his exercise ball.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.721426 del
>>721424
>what zi should eat
Have a manly meal.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.721427 del
>>721422
Much power.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.721428 del
>>721425
>bouncing around the orifice
Hot!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.721429 del
>>721425
I've got several varieties of this shit, I put it in a jar inside surge jar and don't even keep it in my kitchen. Asfoeditas offends the lord buddah


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.721430 del
Thanks for watching fellas!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.721431 del
>>721430
thanks


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.721432 del
>>721428
>>721429
How do you store it?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.721433 del
>>721430
What was playing?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.721434 del
I should make a reddit account so I can get cool recipe ideas


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.721435 del
Foetid ass


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.721436 del
Crumpets in the toaster.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.721437 del
>>721432
I don't bounce around inside an orifice, sorry.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.721438 del
>>721433
Scroll up in the thread.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.721439 del
skipping gym again 😩


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.721440 del
>>721439
😲


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.721441 del
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>>721439
Izzy approves.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.721442 del
>>721439
too much potat?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.721443 del
>>721432
Usually you buy it stale as fuck and mixed with rice powder, you can keep that in a jar.
But the real shit is like tree sap and it smells so strongly that you've got to put it in a jar inside a larger jar inside a zip lock bag with rice.
Tastes different to how it smells, kinda like fish sauce


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.721444 del
Still suffering anxiety, can't work out what to cook, can't finish house chores, can't sleep. Woe.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.721445 del
>>721444
Many such cases.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.721446 del
spilt goon on my desk
fucking heaps of paper is now wet
fuck me dead


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.721447 del
got it all over my mousepad and now the mouse doesn't move smoothly over the pad
Any suggestions for an alternative surface?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.721448 del
boong!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.721449 del
Sirs really just focus on bicep and hammer curls


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.721450 del
Good morning, and have a blessed day Neet bros!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.721451 del
>>721447
>Any suggestions
Yeah. Spill that juice all over my bussy.

Every. Last. Drop.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.721452 del
I am home.
I had a lemon squash and a flat white. No alcohols.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.721453 del
Gippsland yoghurt and clinkers. Two soups, hearty beef, and creamy mushroom. Thinking about a couple more honey and butter crumpets.
I have some connesoure vanilla that would go well with a crumpet.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.721454 del
>>721443
I really want to try this


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.721455 del
Several days without doing a deed


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.721456 del
oh that looks fuckin' great man!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.721457 del
Soyfree gave all power the Senate rather than Caesar once


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.721458 del
>>721457
>Soyfree


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.721459 del
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>>721452
>lemon squash
>flat white


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.721460 del
>>721459
I don't like what you are implying.
Goodnight.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.721461 del
>>721460
Been staring at a computer screen for 12 hours straidht shourd probably got to bed too. GN>


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.721462 del
>>721460
>>721461
Sleep well, fellas.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.721463 del
>>721462


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.721464 del
Thanks to the flag choice, no one will ever know I'm an imposter from another country


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.721465 del
>>721464
gonna rape you


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.721467 del
computer is running poorly. Needs a restart. Goodnight neets.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.721468 del
Sad


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.721469 del
licky licky white boy


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.721470 del
>>721467
if you would close some of those 500 porn tabs, perhaps it would run a little better
good night


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.721471 del
Jules Ari wants my NEET stick


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.721472 del
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Might become a guru and grope Mia Farrow's sister.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.721473 del
>>721472
so that's where dear prudence comes from


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.721474 del
>>721473
Yeah, I had heard that sexy Sadie was about that, but thought it was about George Harrisons gf./wife.
An ex gf used to have a cat (was a stray at mine until she took it) and named it Prudence.
When she moved to the city with it, twice it brought back to the house ducks from the park and left them by the back door.
It cut the ducks lungs out and left them next to it.
Apparently it's a thing cats do.
Funny because ex was a vego.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.721475 del
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Take 2 of dry July starts at daybreak.
Just had a last minute top up.
Watching driving videos of Gary, Indiana.
Watched some Indians hand drilling 36foot bore wells.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.721476 del
>>721474
kek based catto


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.721477 del
Mording.
Still annoyed at the implication.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.721478 del
>>721477
Good morning NEET.

>Still annoyed at the implication.
I loved seeing your smile this morning.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.721479 del
>>721478
It was a grimace.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.721480 del
Probably why Twotter has gone to shit
>Twitter is refusing to pay Google for cloud services. Here’s why it matters, and what the fallout could be for users
https://theconversation.com/twitter-is-refusing-to-pay-google-for-cloud-services-heres-why-it-matters-and-what-the-fallout-could-be-for-users-207718


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.721481 del
>>721479
>grimace
I cannot stop thinking about that shake.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.721482 del
If Cruisey was awake he'd tell me where to go for breakfast


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.721483 del
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Look out NEETs its Coffee day for me.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.721484 del
>>721475
post link of boring pajeets pls


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.721485 del
>>721483
I'm going to have coffee instead of mondster soon I hope when Cruisey gets out of bed.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.721486 del
>>721482
I think Local and International Cruisey are both offline.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.721487 del
>>721486
We need one from each major time zone so we can have a 'follow the sun' Cruisey presence.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.721488 del
>>721487
We need one more then. An American one to cover the current gape.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.721489 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.721490 del
>>721488
They'll need to do a lot of studying to become knowledgeable in Webby Territory.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.721491 del
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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.721492 del
Cruisey has failed me. I am setting out, rudderless.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.721494 del
>>721491
i have a room just for sewing


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.721495 del
>>721494
Do you know if a last transcript that was found for the /ausneets/ musical had any set ideas for the costumes?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.721496 del
>>721494
I hope you do the dishes first and put on a pretty dress


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.721497 del
>>721495
I believe it called for body paint, strategically placed possum furs, and BMW driving shoes. A mysterious being in a doomsday suit makes an appearance in the second act.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.721498 del
I ended up getting a brioche with bacon, egg, hashbrown, spinach, tomato relish and hollandaise and a flat white at the part of Smithfield that tries to pretend it’s another suburb.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.721499 del
>>721482
Cafe Sia Gawler.
I was going to ask for a fish burger but the fish review was bad.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.721500 del
>>721484
I can't find it.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.721501 del
>>721497
Oh yeah, my anticipation grows each month!


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.721502 del
>>721499
>but the fish review was bad.
Viet Basa?


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.721503 del
>>721484
It was these guys, different video though.
Their land has no rocks.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oWTA0KE2cIY [Embed]


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.721504 del
>>721485
I only went back to sleep around 5. I'm going to have another nap soon.
Woke up with mint smeared across my teeth and a headache.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.721505 del
>>721504
You're living your best life.


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.721506 del
>>721492
Go to the Gawler cafe


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.721507 del
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NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.721508 del
>>721498
That isn't the Gawler cafe


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.721509 del
>>721502
Blind mullet


NEET 07/01/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.721510 del
>tfw extremely depressed and anxious


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.721511 del
>>721505
He's a bigger boong than Monk at the moment


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.721512 del
>>721507
the current crop of action movies suck dick


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.721513 del
>>721511
Monk is being a white boong


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.721514 del
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>>721483
I'm having a black instant.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.721515 del
>tfw you go to get the coffee chill you bought yesterday and you left it in the freezer


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.721516 del
>>721514
I had a mug of flat white with skim milk and no sugar. It was nice.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.721517 del
>>721516
did you have anything yummy to eat with it? few bickies or some cake?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.721518 del
Feel like webby when the matrix online servers shut down.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.721519 del
>>721517
>>721498


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.721520 del
>>721519
you are a cashed up neet. How much did that all cost?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.721521 del
>>721518
*nuro


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.721522 del
>>721520
$21 all together


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.721523 del
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>>721522


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.721524 del
>>721503
It's not clever, you're witnessing people with 21st centuraty technology develop 15th century infrastructure, because they have a 15th centurary society


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.721525 del
>>721523
I'd have spent more on booze each day if it wasn't for Dry July.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.721526 del
>>721524
*sentuary


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.721527 del
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>>721526
I dunno about letters and shit all I do is drill and chill
T. Iĺiterate neet


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.721528 del
>>721503
They even sound like Jawas


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.721529 del
what are words?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.721530 del
>>721529
Words aren't real.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.721531 del
>>721530
youre not real


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.721532 del
>>721531
Is my poo real?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.721533 del
im watching a black people movie


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.721534 del
>>721533
Africa blood and guts?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.721535 del
>>721532
It sure smells real.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.721536 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.721537 del
>>721518
you would never really understand


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.721538 del
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4 years ago I sword I'd never take lobster pills again. This morning I cracked. Called the doctors at 9:30, made an appointment for 10, saw a nice white male doctor and by 10:15 had a script and by 10:30 had a box of temazepam.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.721539 del
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>>721536
>He will be my lover
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BAfn52jAchI [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.721540 del
>>721482
>>721486
I'm not
I've been awake since 5pm my time, but haven't posted much since I practiced
go to kaufland
1.23 usd for fries and 2 usd for fried chicken iirc


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.721541 del
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>>721538
I hope that works out for you NEET.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.721542 del
>>721496
>>721494
wanted to post the same thing kek


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.721543 del
>>721539
Kek, you like that song.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.721544 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.721545 del
>>721541
it won't


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.721546 del
>>721545
I still hope it does


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.721547 del
Glad I ignored the BOM and didn't put some washing out.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.721548 del
>>721547
I need to do a wash my shirts are all stinky.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.721549 del
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Blocking anonymous access wasn't enough for this crypto jew


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.721550 del
>>721512
no this one is going to be good i saw the trailer.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.721551 del
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At the neet compound we will forecast the weather with a specially trained possum. His nose knows.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.721552 del
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>>721551
>His nose knows.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.721553 del
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>>721549


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.721554 del
>>721553
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.721555 del
>>721524
You go dig a hole that deep.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.721556 del
>>721538
Enjoy the big drowsy.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.721557 del
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Second coffee, (You) NEETs are in for it now.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.721558 del
>>721542
Post a picture of your pretty dress.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.721559 del
>>721539
No.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.721561 del
>>721557
Are you also lobster NEET?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.721562 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.721563 del
>>721559
Are you keeping bigfoot for yourself?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.721564 del
>>721563
I'm not enough for him. A boongs appetite for NEET beds.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.721565 del
Wish a NEET would get me a few pastries.
I reckon a chicken curry pie, a beef and red wine pie, a plain pasty, a fresh turnover, two custard eclairs and a beesting, and a strawberry milk.
I'd like that NEET a lot if he could do that.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.721566 del
>>721565
What would they get in return?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.721567 del
>>721565
you'll put two thirds of it in the fridge for later, ruining it


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.721568 del
Hit the sauce hard last night, then smashed a 185g tin of tuna before passing out.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.721569 del
>>721568
Sounds fishy.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.721570 del
>>721568
meow meow meow?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.721571 del
>>721566
A pasty and a beesting.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.721572 del
>>721568
Was the tuna tin rude to you?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.721573 del
My coffee chill is now very solid sludge which would be a great drink in summer.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.721574 del
>>721568
Meeting your protein needs. Smart.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.721575 del
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73 years and 2 days ago Dan Dare was fired upon while attempting to parley with the Venusians.
Never forget this treachery.
Never trust a Venusian.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.721576 del
A girl gave me a 170g bag of Nobby's salted peanuts


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.721577 del
Two spag bog sandwiches in toast and a cup of sachet caramel latte. Think I'll go back to bed after this.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.721578 del
>>721575
Today Weber drinks his milk and narrowly avoids shidding his pants in Dan's honour.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.721579 del
>>721577
You are enjoying the bachelor life.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.721580 del
>>721576
She wants you.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.721581 del
>>721579
Misso didn't want any


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.721582 del
>>721579
The Forbidden Dinners


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.721583 del
>>721580
Unfortunately she has engagement and wedding rings


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.721584 del
>>721576
Nibble them.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.721585 del
>>721575
Well that wasn't very nice of them now was it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.721586 del
>>721584
I am. They're not as salty as I'd like. Every time I eat peanuts (which is not often), I start thinking about how I'm basically eating timber.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.721587 del
Just met the cuntest person I've ever met. Usually people have a mixed bag of negative traits, they are a bit racist, a bit sexist, a bit rude which all add up against them. This guy had somehow isolated the pure cunt sequence, being a pure cunt without possessing any other negative traits.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.721588 del
>>721576
Too much salt
>>721577
Too many carbs


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.721589 del
>>721586
It seems they have declined in recent years: https://www.productreview.com.au/listings/nobby-s-salted-peanuts


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.721591 del
>>721587
>they are a bit racist, a bit sexist, a bit rude which all add up against them
are you lost?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.721592 del
>>721587
Tell us more of this sordid individual.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.721593 del
>>721592
you have to wait for the neet to finish his story


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.721594 del
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>>721585
>>721578
Dan knows how to deal with venusian scum


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.721595 del
realtime users, on site: 9, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 2
wat?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.721596 del
>>721593
Sometimes it never comes


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.721597 del
>>721595
other instances of Nuro posting from parallel universes


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.721598 del
>>721595
2 of us have 9 log ins and operate 57 accounts each.
Dunno who the other guy is though.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.721599 del
>>721587
Was he a cop?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.721600 del
>>721591
The average NEET knows that they are not to be taken seriously.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.721601 del
i can't wait for this neet to finish his story that i'm seeing unfold in real time


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.721602 del
>>721601
The one about me getting a fish burger?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.721603 del
Imagine if he had met a fellow NEET.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.721604 del
Long long ago in a thread not unlike this one NEET was craving a fishburger.
"Why, why do I not have a fishburger" he cried, it was really deep and moving.
Then a dragon flew in and ate him.

The End.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.721605 del
$30.83 of interest yesterday


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.721606 del
he ended up not posting that story about the guinness world record cunt :(


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.721607 del
>>721605
Interesting.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.721608 del
I hope the tale of The Cunt is not another NEET Musical.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.721610 del
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Italy and Austria are gay.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.721611 del
>>721604
Unique story


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.721612 del
>>721605
Rates will go up again on Tuesday.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.721613 del
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The gaming computer chair I scored from roadside collection has dried out now. Sitting in it now. Quite comfy but no armrests.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.721614 del
>>721611
That is where Monk buys his clothes. Unique-low


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.721615 del
>>721613
>no armrests
woe


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.721616 del
>>721612
Rapes will go up again on Tuesday.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.721617 del
>>721615
My arms are on the desk partially most of the time.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.721618 del
>>721617
I need arm rests like safety rails on a hospital bed


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.721619 del
Did that other NEET throw the cum chair out?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.721620 del
>>721619
no


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.721621 del
>>721618
Wish I had a strong sturdily built neet companion to watch over me in the absence of arm rests.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.721622 del
>>721593
Well there was no 'to be continued' at the end!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.721623 del
I am not a fan of armrests.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.721624 del
>>721613
>scored
stole!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.721625 del
>>721621
At the NEET Commune we shall assign you two (2) skellies as armrests.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.721626 del
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>>721624
You are allowed to take things from curbside collection. I hope.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.721627 del
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>>721625
I have other more personal needs that they might need to help satisfy too.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.721628 del
>>721624
I'm sure he only borrowed it and will return it when it eventually breaks.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.721629 del
>>721626
Yeah it's like homeless peoples shoes.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.721630 del
>>721615
pity it's former owner, who had no arms


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.721631 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YKk3PslzA8 [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.721632 del
>>721627
>I refuse to be a bottom wiper


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.721633 del
>>721630
He could have been a heftier bloke who had to remove the arm rests to sit in it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.721634 del
>>721630
>>721632


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.721635 del
Any neets watched mr inbetween?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.721636 del
>>721635
My grandparents have


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.721637 del
>>721636
Did they like it?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.721638 del
>>721637
I dunno


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.721639 del
Last night at dinner the club decided to buy a defibrillator. They person who brought it up cited the average age of the group, but I suspect they actually meant me.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.721640 del
>>721639
They had one of those at my train station but they took it away.
I think the boongs and crackheads may have been zapping each other.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.721641 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it go?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.721642 del
>>721639
fuck with them - as soon as they get it start wearing a 'do not resuscitate' wristband


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.721643 del
>>721640
My local coles has one.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.721644 del
>>721639
You're one of the youngest.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.721645 del
>>721640
Hmm. I thought the public ones basically had a computermabob in them they read the pulse of the person it was attached to and decided if/when to energize.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.721646 del
>>721643
It probably reduces their insurance costs or something.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.721647 del
>>721644
>youngest
fattest


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.721648 del
>>721645
I saw the casing smashed open quite a few times before they got rid of it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.721649 del
>>721641
Hey NEET


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.721650 del
>>721648
Yeah I don't doubt the vandalism aspect. I just doubt the average dumbshit vandal knows enough about electronics to get it to actually hurt somebody.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.721651 del
>>721650
It's just funnier to think of them zapping each other


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.721652 del
>>721647
I bet there's several chungos with wider girths.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.721653 del
>>721649
hey hey

>>721651
I wonder how many volts and amps they put out, looks quiet violent when they are used on people.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.721654 del
>>721651
It is. Also the media cycle would have been hilarious with journalists basically making sure it becomes an epidemic.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.721655 del
>>721653
Only takes milliamps to kill.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.721656 del
I would pay $20 to see some boongs electrocute each other tbqh.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.721657 del
cabbage and rice for lunch


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.721658 del
>>721656
Some kind of boong robot wars thing would be good. Strap them into wheelchairs fitted with saw blades and hammers and things.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.721659 del
>>721656
>>721658
We should watch bumfights on womboflix


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.721660 del
>>721657

Cashed up neet.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.721661 del
>>721658
Cyborg Boongs vs crackheads on lethal doses of meth


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.721662 del
>>721660
a financially reckless meal


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.721663 del
>>721657
Large pungent farts in your future.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.721664 del
>>721659
Is there a best of bumfights compilation?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.721665 del
>>721664
Pretty sure it got scrubbed from YouTube


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.721666 del
>>721641
hey shire, hope all is well.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.721667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VMIGBc1kg5E [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.721668 del
deebo got knocked the fuck out!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.721669 del
>>721647
We do not use that word here.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.721670 del
>>721665
Yep. Once again we're told what we can and can't view.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.721671 del
Can one of you NEETs hang the washing out for me?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.721672 del
>>721641
I'm a greasy fat man with scaly skin.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.721673 del
>>721651
My local dans has one, I suspect they zap all the boongs that try and shoplift.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.721674 del
>>721671
I'll do it with you.
We're going for fish burgers afterwards though.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.721675 del
>>721673
Modern day iron bar.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.721676 del
>>721661
I would pay to watch that.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.721677 del
>>721674
Hmmmmmm


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.721678 del
>>721677
Come on lazy bones.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.721679 del
my plan starting today is to walk at least 10,000 steps a day


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.721680 del
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Tonight on womboflix will be The Princess Bride (1987), come see Robing Wright back when she was young and cute. 7pm AEST.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.721681 del
>>721666
Going fine, got a new job doing amazon flex.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.721682 del
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>>721680
Actual picture of Robin Wright


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.721683 del
Hung the washing up.
Now I shall eat both fish burgers.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.721684 del
>>721682
nice picture


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.721685 del
>>721679
Possum told me once "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" then he threw me out the front door.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.721686 del
>>721685
At least he didn't throw you out of a speeding car like he did to me.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.721687 del
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>>721683


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.721689 del
time for a kip


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.721690 del
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>>721687


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.721691 del
>>721681
Good to hear, hope amazon is ok to work for.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.721692 del
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>>721689
Enjoy your kipper.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.721693 del
>>721680
I had to write a report about this moofie in HSC english. I dont want to go thru that again.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.721694 del
>>721691
It's alright, just delivering parcels and you get an hourly wage which is better than uber, however with my car I'm only allowed to work 4 hours a day, if I get a van small van I can do 8 hours, thinking of getting one of those little vw caddys.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.721695 del
Ungh cant find my knockoff nagoya antenna for tomorrows fun. Have to use the rubber ducky instead probably a good thing because of the SWR on uhf with the whip


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.721696 del
>>721693
I saw this at high school too but it was one of those days near the end of the year when we just watched films.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.721697 del
Might get out of bed. Might not.
Should have listened to those birds telling me to hide the choof tin in the garage.
There's only one goon worth of coke left.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.721698 del
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>>721695
>Have to use the rubber ducky instead


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.721699 del
>>721694
Do those little Renault van/station wagons count? I like them.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.721700 del
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Kangoo


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.721701 del
>>721695
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2J7u2Hr-YVA [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.721702 del
We need the NEET A-Team van


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.721703 del
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>>721697
Always listen to the birds.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.721704 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3XCfgiQQftI [Embed]

>>721702


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.721705 del
>>721704
sensiblechuckle.jpg


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.721706 del
>>721699
>>721700
Yeah I guess so, same size as a vw caddy.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.721707 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.721708 del
>>721707
The VW Exec


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.721709 del
>>721693
We expect a full review from you after the movie neet


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.721710 del
>>721708
The car for that exact body type.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.721711 del
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>>721700
All he needs is a strong sturdy bike for his deliveries.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.721712 del
>>721707
It looks like a tumour or something.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.721713 del
>>721712
It looks like it wants a gentle paddling.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.721714 del
>>721708
The VW Chortler


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.721715 del
Going for a walk, there's a big orange cat I've seen by the river a few times I'm trying to make friends with, hope he's there today.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.721716 del
>>721715
Take it home


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.721717 del
Had a shower. Todays energy reserves have been depleted.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.721718 del
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>>721715
Just make sure it is a cat.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.721719 del
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Garn get this silly NEET to feed me tuna.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.721720 del
2nd instant, home alone, Spanish pop music on, vaping.
In my zone


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.721721 del
Wondering if I should ask for 75 or 80k in tomorrows wage interview


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.721722 del
>>721721
Make them sign something stating you get salary sacrificing and a company car, and a business expenses credit card.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.721723 del
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Might need a goon to destroy the day.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.721724 del
i have to eat 2 microwave curries before they expire tomorrow


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.721725 del
>>721718
>>721719
There was no cat but I saw a kookaburra.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.721727 del
>>721724
I'm sure you can do it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.721728 del
>>721727
the rice might be a bit much, but the slops will do doable


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.721729 del
>>721726
Yeah, I thought she's guilty as soon as the picture loaded


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.721730 del
>>721729
the cops should just get us to look at pictures and tell them who is guildy or not


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.721731 del
>>721730
NEETs develop a sense for evildoers.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.721732 del
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>>721721


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.721733 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.721734 del
I'm shit. I need to put the choof tin away.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.721735 del
>>721733
Cute pepe


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.721736 del
>>721734
Ave' another choof


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.721737 del
>>721736
I am done with it. A bit. Need a week off.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.721738 del
Shaking. Think it might be the goon shakes.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.721739 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MyYL-A5TYvw [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.721740 del
Going to get my goon on. The day is wasted.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.721741 del
>>721740
goon'd


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.721742 del
>>721633
Aren't most of them rated for 150kg?
He would be taking a risk.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.721743 del
>>720979
how many standards is that?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.721744 del
>>721737
Sounds do-able


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.721745 del
>>721659
Yes.

>>721664
There were several moofies made and he went on Dr Phil
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CNPvdsJS-qE [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.721746 del
>>721740
I've had my last bit of coke and whisky.
Not going to get any more for a few days.
Don't choof without a drink.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.721747 del
Tipped my drink out.
It's on.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.721748 del
fuck you 10k


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.721749 del
>>721714
kek


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.721750 del
wonder what monks up to


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.721751 del
>>721750
being a silly billy i bet


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.721752 del
Probably doing Meff and eating coke at that guy down the streets place.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.721753 del
>>721746
I don't like choofing and drinking, makes me feel sick.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.721754 del
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>>721750
Just updated my lifting spreadsheet for the first time in months.
Going to help mummybot upload some documents for her personal loan.
Then going to find and plugin my webcam. Then I will shave.
I also have to go over what I'm going to say in the interview tomorrow, put air in my cars tyres, call my Dad, go to the gym, and then work on my pajeet code project, fleshing out the API routes and getting angry at react
Big to-do list


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.721755 del
>>721754
what are your current lift numbers?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.721756 del
I don't like it when monk is on these anti-boong cycles as it means I am the boong.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.721757 del
>>721726
Oh shit. (You) heard it here first neets, this anon has cracked the case of the stabby roastie. Someone give him his glownigger pin right now.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.721758 del
>>721756
He will fail again soon enough.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.721759 del
>>721756
You make a good boong.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.721760 del
Kitty litter in webcam frame


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.721762 del
>>721760
Blur it!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.721763 del
God I'm handsome


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.721764 del
big sexy neets


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.721765 del
wish I could ring cruisey


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.721766 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.721767 del
>>721765
has he blocked you again?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.721768 del
>>721763
>>721764
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.721769 del
>>721765
Make a Vocaroo and the next available Cruisey will listen to it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.721770 del
>>721610
austria produced one of the most influential painter of all time
wtf are you talking about?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.721771 del
>>721659
I'm in


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.721772 del
>>721670
we can still watch call the ampulamps


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.721773 del
>>721772
im gonna stick something up ya bum


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.721774 del
Cucumber time.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.721775 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.721776 del
NEETS I have come to the conclusion it was actually Fantomas impersonating Nuro last year.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.721777 del
>>721711
imagine that guy working for uncle ted judging by his load he could carry enough explosives to do at least 4 911s


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.721778 del
>>721754
tell them you signed an nda lul


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.721779 del
>>721776
That is just so devious and unbelievable that I believe it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.721780 del
briefs


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.721781 del
>>721773
didnt do nothin


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.721782 del
>>721776
I knew it!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.721783 del
By day he lubes the chains of the bikes
By night he lubes the chains of justice


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.721784 del
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>>721783
by noon he lubes the fastfood chains


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.721785 del
Still confused about the Dominos delivery girl


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.721786 del
>>721756
The boong cycle takes no prisoners


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.721787 del
I did not like the last season of Black Sails.
It became about a slave war and then nothing happened and then Billy Bones turned evil for no reason and then it fizzled out.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.721788 del
And there was no lesbianism at all.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.721789 del
>>721787
Rmember when the man in the high tower became nigger revolution?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.721790 del
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The Princess Bride (1987) will be on in 1 hour - it's got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

30 minutes before that we'll play more of that documentary on John McAfee.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.721791 del
>>721789
So disappointing, the first two seasons were epic.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.721792 del
>>721788
Once the seasons get renewed and they think they;re safe, the women stop getting their tits out and being huge sluts


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.721793 del
neets of a dubious nature


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.721794 del
>>721790
Is it the rest of the documentary from the other day?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.721795 del
>>721794
yes


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.721796 del
>>721795
Excellent.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.721798 del
>>721792
It's weird how television tits are somehow better than porn tits.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.721799 del
cum come out of my pee hole


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.721800 del
>>721798
iktfn.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.721801 del
>>721798
it's all in the aspect ratio


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.721802 del
(38.91 MB 1280x720 austrian.mp4)
>>721610
It's okay, Austria is a grille. Can't find the comic related so have a video.

>>721776
Contact French police immediately.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.721803 del
One of my tyres was on 8psi
Mong livin


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.721804 del
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Mm hmm mmm


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.721805 del
>>721803
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DZBCUfGAbN8 [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.721806 del
>>721802
Sadistic bitch is wearing Possum for a hat!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.721807 del
>>721806
He loves it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.721808 del
>>721803
the number is meaningless when you get down to single digits
open air is 14.x psi lol
dead flat


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.721809 del
>>721803
PUMP IT


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.721810 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.721811 del
>>721803
Bean neet will be responsible for checking everyones tyre pressures at the commune.


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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.721813 del
>>721812
Cruisey in the middle.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.721814 del
>>721810
heh


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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.721816 del
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Frogs


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.721817 del
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>>721802
can't hear what she's saying


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.721818 del
>>721816
yeah thanks for these postage stamp sized ones


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.721819 del
>>721817
She has a bitch thing going on that I find kinda sexy even though I can't understand her.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.721820 del
>>721813
They are all cruisey.
He's about to do a monk and get his shit together.
Boss man living.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.721821 del
>>721820
All will be Managed.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.721822 del
>>721818
What would you do with a full sized one that you couldn't with a small one?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.721823 del
>>721822
Anal


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.721824 del
3 meat and 1 veg


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.721825 del
>>721823
I'm not giving you the big one.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.721826 del
>>721812
Cruisey is looking fresh.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.721827 del
>>721821
>>721820
>>721819
you;re tlaking about the local, rigth?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.721828 del
>>721827
Yeah he runs a mong herding agency


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.721829 del
>>721822
He has a big gape to fill.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.721830 del
>>721819
replyied to he t wrong post
looks like the kind of woman that makes you run like sonic afte pr post nut clarity hits


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.721831 del
>>721828
kek
godspeed t o cruisyeh I guess


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.721832 del
possum took a gape year once


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.721833 del
>>721832
Hot!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.721834 del
>>721815
that first one is a bit ricey


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.721835 del
>>721827
You have arrived just in time to take over the boong cycle for I and monk.
I don't think Weber affects it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.721836 del
Big sickle day today.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.721837 del
>>721835
That’s because Nuro is in Retrograde.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.721838 del
The skanks are talking about the hammock


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.721839 del
>>721837
I hope Romano can handle it


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.721840 del
John McAfee's teenage girlfriends are talking about how McAfee would have them shit in his mouth.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.721841 del
>>721840
I tought it was common cknoledge


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.721843 del
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>>721840
I thought that was Hunter Biden.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.721844 del
>>721842
They did it well they had a scene where they said what a gentleman he is first.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.721845 del
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get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.721846 del
Had a productive afternoon meal prepping, pickling an onion and making tzatziki with red-wine vinegar as I had no lemons and tiffin never shares.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.721847 del
>>721846
>I had no lemons and tiffin never shares.
I think he might be a bit of a hoarder where lemons are concerned, they will find him in a couple of centuries in his house perfectly preserved by all the lemons he has amassed.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.721848 del
>>721847
Didn't he throw a lemon at Weber once?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.721849 del
>>721840
Living the dream
Can't wait to get this remote job and become a monger in south east asia


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.721850 del
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>>721848
KILL JPOHN LENON


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.721851 del
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Made a huge pot of potato and leek soup. 70c per serve. Sounds cheap but I'm eating 6 serves in one sitting


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.721852 del
>>721851
You're a growing NEET.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.721853 del
>>721846
Very good neet. I'm still using last year's pickled onions.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.721854 del
>>721853
Many neets are permanently pickled.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.721855 del
>>721854
kek, well bantered.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.721856 del
>>721854
Kek


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.721857 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.721859 del
>>721851
Yummo
Sounds good


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.721860 del
>>721858
Hotwheels gets all the chicks


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.721861 del
>tfw can't even get an old boong chick


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.721862 del
Preparing for the pickle run.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.721863 del
>>721862
You can do it.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.721864 del
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>>721862


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.721865 del
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Monk push your current repo and
>npx create-react-app NEET-GPT


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.721866 del
Might watch the good seasons of The Man in the High Tower next.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.721867 del
>>721866
Would be good on womboflix


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.721868 del
>>721867
Yeah it's got something for all the NEETs


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.721869 del
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>>721867


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.721870 del
>>721865
I haven't made a commit today. Racing to get something respectable out to keep my streak going.

Maybe I could train and open source LLM with all the posts on ausneets, that might be fun


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.721871 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.721872 del
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>>721867


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.721873 del
>>721872
He's not hitler


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.721874 del
Only a third of the way through the pickling run. So many neets to pickle


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.721875 del
>>721874
You'll never pickle me alive copper!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.721876 del
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dickhead almost falls in the grand canyon


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.721877 del
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>>721876


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.721878 del
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>>721877


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.721879 del
Someone should get a midjourney subscription and generate caricatures of NEETs


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.721880 del
Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.721881 del
GM. Have a blessed day today Neets!


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.721882 del
Getting some really bad post lag. Pardon double post.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.721883 del
>trying to digest vital safety information
>website full of advertisements, distracting content
UI designers should be beaten,their failure is serious and persistent, their profession is a joke.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.721884 del
Getting some really bad post lag. Pardon double post.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.721885 del
thinking about monks crotchless jocks.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.721886 del
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1200 calories for the day, only 49grams of protein.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.721887 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4LRfd3XW2-I [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.721889 del
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also 11 cars got tipped overnight in Croydon and the fish burger might have been located


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.721890 del
Going bed


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.721891 del
>>721890
sleep good


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.721892 del
Watched Hercules 1958
Pretty good


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.721893 del
>>721889
I knew he didn't forget about it. He just lost it.
He loves me.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.721894 del
Haven't wanked in several day
Don't even have the desire


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.721895 del
>>721894
I'll get the wig if it helps


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.721896 del
I even got the expensive lipstick and he's gone to bed


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.721897 del
Tempted to have a third pack of two-minute noodles for the day.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.721898 del
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>>721897
nice


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.721899 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.721900 del
>>721888
>>721889
I can feel the culture, based.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.721901 del
Is this car tipping some kind of tiktok trend?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.721902 del
morning neetbros, slept great for once, bright eyed and bushy tailed for the day ahead


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.721903 del
>>721901
Good morning NEET. Good luck.

Also good luck to JobInterviewNEET today.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.721904 del
doing a shid


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.721905 del
Because I forget to shid some days, the shids form layers in my poo bag. Like rocks. Sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic. But for shids.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.721906 del
>>721886
Boong tit not very nutritious


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.721907 del
>>721905
>Sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic
Another good Gen title.

What are your plans for your NEET day?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.721908 del
Got some mondsters and oreos for breakfast. Kid on the checkout said their first customer through the door tried stealing.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.721909 del
>>721907
>What are your plans for your NEET day?
I have packages coming, so mostly listening for courier vans and watching youtube


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.721910 del
>>721909
Wonderful.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.721911 del
Making museli bars was worth it, will do that again


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.721912 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.721913 del
Morning NEETs
My morning poo was quick and easy, a good omen for the day.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.721914 del
>>721912
lookin good


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.721915 del
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NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.721916 del
Morn.
I have not received any good day omens.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.721917 del
have you ever had a colonoscopy neets?


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.721918 del
>>721917
Possum stuck a garden hose in my bum and turned the tap on once.


NEET 07/02/2023 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.721919 del
>>721918
He wanted to purge your toxins, he cares.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.721920 del
>>721917
I have, they give you good drugs and you pass out and wake up in a bed with a greasy bumhole.
The horrible bit is the laxatives you have to takr for 24 hours before.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.721921 del
>>721920
taking laxatives is a kink for some people


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.721923 del
>>721921
It was a horrible experience, 24 hours of explosive slops


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.721924 del
>>721920
>The horrible bit is the laxatives you have to takr for 24 hours before.
I wouldn't. I'd not shit for 3 days beforehand (while binging) and they'd be in for a big surprise.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.721925 del
>>721924
Your poo would swallow the camera and use it to look back at the doctor


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.721926 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.721927 del
FRM bought an eeb.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.721928 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.721929 del
snort coffee


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.721930 del
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I'm starting to get the hang of rasgueado and tremolo
https://voca.ro/1k4RsCXjk7iI


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.721931 del
I’m going to get like 6 burgers from maccas and save them in the fridge


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.721932 del
>>721929
snorting caffeine is not that bad
haven't tried actual coffee yet


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.721933 del
>>721931
Do they have maccas in khazakhstan?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.721934 del
>>721928
smooth


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.721935 del
>>721917
I need to have one - I've had those blood poop tests which keep coming back negative, but they're not perfect.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.721936 del
>>721932
snort coffee


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.721937 del
Maccazakhstan


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.721938 del
>>721927
The whizzing has now passed to the next generation.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.721939 del
>>721927
Are you going to help her soup it up?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.721940 del
>>721938
And once again the character is now female in the remake.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.721941 del
I only left the house for wage stuff 22 times in the last financial year.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.721942 del
>>721940
Are you forgetting his alter ego Bec?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.721943 del
>>721938
I'm moving out if she shits in a pan.
>>721939
No? I'll probably help her put it together as she is a mong when it comes to mechanical things.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.721944 del
>>721942
That was foreshadowing.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.721945 del
>>721943
>I'll probably help her put it together as she is a mong when it comes to mechanical things.
You're a good man. Do you have many tools?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.721946 del
I saw an aboriginal girl on a scooter the other day that also had a baby standing on it holding the front pole as they whizzed past.
It did not look very safe.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.721947 del
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>Any dame born after 1903 can't cook... all they know is eateries, show they ankle, vote, do the Charleston, drink Cola and lie.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.721948 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.721949 del
9.4/8.6 no wonder it feels cold


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.721950 del
>>721949
You need an extra pair of socks to keep your toes warm.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.721951 del
>>721922
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.721952 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.721953 del
>>721926
Good spoiler use.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.721954 del
>>721930
Sounds alright. Keep at it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.721955 del
FART

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>>721956
>>721956
>>721956
>>721956
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:40.


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