Old A no A

What the hell is this dog shit?

Old >>735005

>>736043
I was writing a post and the thread ended.

Pretty sure this one was first.

Such a disappointment.

I wonder if ProjectionistNEET got his computer fixed

BIG WOODY

>>736048
I did thanks

Smirnoff bottle split between two blue 1L Maximus bottles

>>736050
You lucked out not having to see that terrible film.

According to the rules newly made up 2 (two) threads ago the other thread is the correct one because it has an old.
And it is much less whiny.

>>736054
I prefer to have a big woody

stayed off the chockies for 7 hours, it's progress

>>736058
Well done.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/ethical-and-legal-crisis-experts-slam-elon-musks-power-of-life-or-death-in-ukraine-war/news-story/f0d85468701bc45662eae24bf1e531e2
get a load of this bullshit

Pretty sure this one was first. >>736047
That word is why this one is better

>>736047
That word is why this one is better

>>736062
Are all aboriginals AI generated?

>>736053
You watched 10 mins of it then went off laser pointering with ladies on gumtree.

My woody keeps getting longer and longer

Ok neets, Wednesday night on womboflix we'll be watching the British TV show Edge Of Darkness. A mixture of crime drama and political thriller, it revolves around the efforts of widowed policeman Ronald Craven to unravel the truth behind the murder of his daughter Emma. I've never seen it, but it's been cited as one of the best British TV shows ever made, and was remade as an American TV series and a movie.

>>736069
Hot!

>>736070
Who is Eric Clapton and why was he hired to write the music? Couldn't they afford a proper jewish composer like Mark Knopfler?

>>736070
That was a good series.

>>736070
From the series.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=clwqgWvKPHI [Embed]

>>736015
Wagon tomorrow?

>>736077
in recent interviews says he says he thinks it's funny when he hears the recording of himself saying all this

>>736078
did you miss the post about the bottle of vodka

>>736080
Tomorrows tomorrow then.

For the next edition of ausneets:
NEET General #723 - Keep ausneets White Edition

>>736081
if he's now drinking a bottle of vodka a night, disguised because he's scared of the 1.5 sheilas he lives with, he's in a worse place than he was before the move

>>736083
I'm going to use the other thread because BO is on holiday.

>>736083
>1.5 sheilas
One and a half men too.

>>736085
meant for >>736082

Did laundry
Washed car
Paid rent
Got some 91 and groceries

>>736082
Zstepmum Edition
Drunken Stepfather Edition
Fake Boong Edition
Falling Out Of You Edition

>>736067
I watched at least 30 minutes, as well as watching the thoughtful videos Big Fella put on first, and it was a logic pulser not a laser pointer.

>>736088
Well done NEET.

>>736007
Safe travels fren
>>736010
Wishing her a speedy recovery

>>736005
kek

>>736002
No cold beer with the old man?, what are you a couple of poofs?

>>736001
Don't swear

I wonder how Davo's second date went.
I bet he'll leave us once he achieves GF2023.

>>736088
Busy neet.

91 problems but an empty tank ain't one of them!

>>736091
Thanks DUDE.

>>736094
Good, it means he is moving on with his life, I wish him the best.

nobody can be so busy they cant do one shid post per day

>>736094
he has to share any nudes he gets with the rest of the neetbros, it's our oldest rule

>>736095
Certainly was when compared to every other day of staring at computer from waking till sleep.

You there Web?

>>736101
what?

Night.

>>736100
iktf

>>736103
Goodnight NEET.

and then he doesn't post anything

>>736084
Some good soap and a bit of scrubbing he'll be looking like trev.

>>736106
He probably was just being a mong.

>>736108
I don't need it this week

>>736107
What if it is Trev after being on the road for a few weeks.

>>736103
It certainly isn't Day.

>>736111
lol imagine not emptying your M1911 into her head while she half-heartedly points a fucking Martini-Henry at you

Coles finally had Tyrrell's crips in stock. Half price until Wednesday. Fuck paying six(6) dollars for a bag of chips.

>>736114
I won't pay more than $1.45 for crisps.
Consequently I don't have them very often now.
The Reject Shop used to sell some NZ chips that were pretty good and cheap, but they seemed to have stopped that.

wish we had a comfy cytube channel to fall asleep watching

>>736088
Very good neet

toasted five garlic mini naans and ate them

Why are zoomers obsessed with the word content?
My toilet has contents, I'm a content creator

>>736120
they're fucken dumb aye

>>736116
right

now is the winter of our neet content

>>736123
the discontent/discount tent joke works, but not this sorry

Made glorious summer by this dump of thought

>>736125
>dump of thought
Son of pork

And all the cloud engineers that lazed about our house

In deep bossom of the goth gf buried

>>736129
That doesn’t suit me.
I’m the wrong type for sexual games;
I wasn’t cut out to admire myself in a mirror.
I am badly shaped and lack the looks to feel at ease swaggering in front of a pretty, flighty girl.
For me such activity has been curtailed.
I’ve been cheated out of good looks by nature;
deformed, not fully developed,
because of the premature birth that sent me into the world barely half formed, and even then, badly.
Nature has made me so ugly that dogs bark at me as I limp past them.

going to bed

>>736134
Night, fella.

>>736131
The kind of exagurated performance that Rowan Atkinson both derided and surpassed.

>>736103
To you as well.

>>736122
Thought you might like it. Guess not...

>>736130
Johnny?

Back on teh Schubert

>>736116
Weird

what happened to internet cafes?

>>736039
Thank you, o7
Did someone change board settings? No post numbers...


Good morning & have a blessed day Neets!

Thinking about many thinks

Back on teh Olga
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CPn3UpyHHs0 [Embed]

Got Shannon Noll in my head. I think Monk might be trying to make contact.

morning neetbros

>>736149
Good morning NEET.

they deleted my thread :(

>>736151
The 13 year old girl from Harry Potter "Rowan Coffey" was a weird last image.

>>736151
>>736152
It was not the other posters in that thread.

>>736152
that must have been posted after I went to bed
never heard of her

>>736136
soliloquy more like silly gay am i rite

so much to do

>>736151
The strong do as they will and the weak suffer what they must.

>>736149
>>736150
Morning.

>>736157
are you saying I am weak? or that BO is strong? or that I can be either strong or weak in handling it?

tax refund and normal pay went in over night

>>736160
CashedUpNEET.

>>736158
Good morning NEET.

>>736161
good ol' tan grant

>>736161
+10

>>736162
and because I'll be at Motherbat's, I won't be eating junkfood or buying stupid shit, so I'll actually save most it apart from whatever bills come in

Gonna go down to the abo brothel later

>>736156
get to it neet.

>>736161
It's Michael Jackson in reverse.

>>736167
My parents used to use the word brothel when describing my messy bedroom. You don’t hear that usage anymore.

>>736171
>use the word brothel when describing my messy bedroom
It would be a Rub N Tug establishment these days.

Imagine your fatherbot coming into your room and describing it as 'disgusting as that thai massage place down the street'

>>736173
in old english and french, brothel originally meant untidy

>>736166
$1500 at the bakery.

>>736173
He new, he new, he new!

>>736176
she gives me her coin purse to get a pepper pie and a cake or pastry

>>736178
Is she staying in the hospital overnight?

>>736180
I don't know yet. It is notionally day surgery, but we won't find out if it's morning or afternoon until tomorrow. I hope I don't have to try and bundle her in and out of the car after dark.

He's going to tell me off because he's already said.

>>736182
Your presuming is disappointing.

>>736181
It's worth giving them a call to make sure they have a chair ready.

https://dailystormer.in/california-sikh-7-eleven-employees-might-be-charged-with-assault-for-beating-black-thief/
those nigger womping pajeets that the other neet posted a video of recently are in trouble :(

>>736184
might just steal an ambalamps

>>736187
it must be nice to have a girl hug you sometimes

>>736185
I saw a self serve check out lady beat up a boong chick and throw her bag on the ground (several choc bars fell out).
I thought she'd get fired but she's still there.

>>736188
We need more thai rub n' tug n' hug joints

>>736190
that's not the same and you know it

>>736188
The seagulls face looks like she's squeezing a poo out.

>>736192
At the commune we will have an official poo squeezer for the constipated neets.

>>736189
I guess it all depends on the context. Employees do have a right to defend themselves, and an employer has a responsibility to provide a safe working environment free from assault.

>>736190
Most of those irl gfe don't do Nuro massages.

>>736193
Possum in his hufflepuff garb

>>736194
No. She saw a boong lady walking through the self serve. Then grabbed her bag and said I need to check it. Boongette chucked a wobbly so check out chick yanked the bag out of her hands and threw it on the ground, then kicked it when she went down to pick it up.
She said sorry to me, and I apologised to her for the boong.
I was sure she'd get fired.

there's something wrong with filtered coffee - it's not giving me the same level of stimulation that espresso does

>>736197
Maybe the boong is a repeat thief.

>>736198
Are you putting enough in, or have the right level of granulation?

>>736198
I noticed that when I used to use the dripulator.
It gives more caffeine.
I think it's because the store ones use more of a steam than water to perc the coffee.
You still get the shit yourself special from all the caffeine, just without the flavour.

>>736200
might try a finer level of grind

The Chemex, when I can be bothered, makes hella strong coffee.

>>736203
and I just use those bricks of coffee suitable for plungers and the like

>>736199
Yeah, probably. Still thought the OC health way is that you need to let them leave the store and call the police.
ProteinNEET used to work at davo otr and had to let theives take shit because (at least back then) the law was that they needed to be off the property because otherwise they could claim that they put it in their bag/pocket and just forgot to pay.

>>736205
yeah so you just follow them across the threshold and drop them
you do have a right to prevent a crime occurring, which includes restraining them

>>736206
I think as an individual but woollies and any big company would have you sign off that you wouldn't.
Same as security, if they detain someone rather than call the cops, they can get fucked.

>>736207
Yes, you have to call the police immediately, but you can stop them leaving. It just needs to be made clear to dispatch that you are detaining them and that the police need to get there ASAP. Otherwise you're in that whole 'unlawful detention' area.

Thoroughly impressed by Shiban fixing the flags.

>>736207
Remember when Supercheap fucked up and sacked the guy who prevented a theft and after he went to Tracy on ACA Autobarn offered him a job on the spot.

>>736210
Tracy would have shown him how to really get a man in a headlock.

>>736209
he's a real good fella

>>736212
fells

I fells my earfs moofs undah my feets

put air in the car tyres

>>736216
Hope you put some fuel in the neet belly as well.

>>736217
I did not venture off my property.
I shall get something to eat around elevenses.

One speckley wobbly toad, driving up a wet bats road, got stuck behind a steggles truck. Hurumph.

Is KFC open?

>>736220
Yes.

>>736221
What's good for breakfast?

>SOMETHING WENT WRONG
Oops! Someone must have spilled gravy on some circuits and caused an error. Please try again later.

First AGL, now KFC.

>>736223
>First AGL, now KFC
Call the ATO.

>>736222
roast pork

dunno if uber eats fucked up or the carvery fucked up, but I got a schnitzel and chips and gravy delivered for $11. The schnitzel itself is supposed to be $12.

cheap comfort slop was good
time for a second mondster

>>736227
Well slop'd.

>>736226
Definitely messed up. Delivery is usually $8.

Getting a pho for misso.
No chilli, no corriander, no hoisin, no bean sprouts.
I think that means its not a pho.

>>736229
Yeah, I think they're doing it hard and are just letting uber fuck them over at this point.

>>736231
Maybe Jaspreet forgot to log in or whatever they do.

Bahn mi was good. Might have a nap.

>>736233
have a big slurp of mondster

Might be cheeky bordering on disrespectful later.

really want to binge on a big roast or something. Need meat.

>>736235
You better not.

>>736235
Disappointing

Never slap a man while he's chewing tobacco.

>>736242
noice

>>736245
You don't roast a fritz, you mong. You slice it and make little cuts around the perimeter and then fry it up.

>>736246
I thought it was dog food

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/western-australia-dumps-controversial-aboriginal-cultural-heritage-laws-after-botched-rollout/news-story/b5ac421a07e6a195cb9d14e1007fe24e
lol what a wild 39 days it was too

gae

>>736250
I want 2.5 million to say this thread wasn't made on boong land.

mae

bung mi

>>736252
BO accepted a 2.5 million bribe to allow this thread to stay and the other deleted.

Another day on OUR land white-dog bros

might do a racism

>>736152
What?

>>736256
That's at least 5 elbow pics!!!

>>736259
I believe somebody posted a picture of a 13yo girl in the thread. At least that's what it sounds like.

>>736257
aye cuz

>>736261
I searched the name but there's no such character.

>>736264
minor part in dumbewhore's army: https://dumbledoresarmyroleplay.fandom.com/wiki/Rowan_Coffey

>>736266
lmao: https://dumbledoresarmyroleplay.fandom.com/wiki/Johnnie_Walker-Black

drunk
night

>>736156
>tfw nothing to do
Should not have done all those tasks yesterday. Should've spread them out over the week for fecks sake.

>>736266
>>736267
I've just worked out that these are fucking LARPers who create their own characters. The girl pictured for Rowan Coffey, Alexa Nisenson, was never in a HP movie.

>>736270
I have gotten my list down to:
Pack up electronic stuff
Spare keys
Pack clothes
Toiletries
and I have 2 hours to do it

>>736272
How many oscilloscopes will you be taking with you?

>>736269
Goon night.

>>736267
>Birthdate March 8th, 2030
She's still in a wizard's ballsack.

>>736240
Cute.

>>736274
I was going to take the Kenwood, along with my HP 5315A universal counter (Tiffin doesn't have one of those either), but I'm worried that long a car ride might be harmful to them.
So the only bulky thing I'm taking is my power supply that Fatherbot built.
I'll just use an LED and some resistor substitutions to confirm things are oscillating if need be.

>>736278
I sometimes oscillate a little without realising.

>>736279
I vacillate and reverberate

fluctuating rn

>>736278
My folks had a Kenwood blender that lasted about 30 years of heavy use.
They built their shit to last.

"These people aren't looking for quality, they are looking for an answer to their problem."

>>736278
Is that the laser pointer?

Rubbing my balls in bed at 1:30pm

>>736285
the disappointment is fast becoming disgust

>>736286
the disappointment is fast becoming disgust

>>736286
Are they oscillating?

>>736272
Get it done or no chip for you!

>>736185
Nigs would be rioting if the employees were (((white))).

>>736290
I have crossed off spare keys, toiletries, and clothes.
Just the nerd stuff left now.

>>736290
A light salad with no dressing is enough.

>>736293
You're upsetting me.

>>736281
Hot!

Skellies eat the salad, Execs eat the skellies.
Just as nature intended.

A pleasant 20 stando hangover. Minimal anxiety and no physical symptoms. Just a little light headed or dreamy, would be the perfect day to go have a swing on the hammock and fall in and out of sleep in the sun.

>>736298
That's far too many standards.

>>736298
>Minimal anxiety and no physical symptoms
Welcome back to full alcoholism.

>>736300
He's a fucking idiot. Full blown retard.

Is the tax return all gone?

>>736159
Your BO is awfully strong ;)

>>736303
a few group giant feasts here, a few zinger stackers there...it all adds up

>>736188
There is a 50/50 chance that girl is not a girl.

>>736305
he has a strong smell

>>736306
Ahem

>>736298
Wagon tomorrow?

>>736303
600 bucks left

>>736230
For phok's sake misso...

Woke up. Hand smells like cock.

>>736312
James Bond for an hour.

>>736316
I've been considering buying a watch when my cenno lands on the weekend and I'll be back up to ~$1200
Silly I know but the idea has already taken hold

>>736315
Busy night at the Rub & Tug aye

>>736317
it'll be a shitter

>>736313
Do you read this shit?
Number 4 option is to give it away.

>>736317
Would you hire someone in an interview with no job but wears a $300 watch?

>>736317
That money needs to be spent responsibly, neet

At least show us the watch. It better not look like a lebo drug dealers.

>>736320
Did you even read the article name?
It's right there in the link.

>>736317
Do it, it'll give you something to hock the week after.

Get something like this, anything more than that is tacky.
$90

Monks finances broke /ausneets/

>>736326
It looks good on you NEET.

We need a wagon tracker.

what's for dindin's neets?

>>736327
Monk finances broke neets

>>736331
Monk finances brokelads

The refreshing was hurting my finger.
It's nice to be back.

>>736330
Nothing that big unfortunately.

>>736333
>It's nice to be back.
Thanks Wizzy.

>>736332
Monk finances brokeback

>>736336
Monk freestyles bareback

If nobody else wants to say it, I will: FUCK MONK THE FUCKING DEGENERATE ALCHO CUNT

>>736338
> I will: FUCK MONK
Hot (no homo)

>>736336
>>736337
Hot!

Covert water bottle operation was a success. Finally relaxing in the lair. Tomorrows the big day

>>736326
I want something obnoxiously extravagant and pretentious. Something that showcases my self-esteem issues and obsession with status and materialism.
Something like this: https://www.michaelhill.com.au/p/seiko-mens-le-grand-sport-mens-alarm-chronograph-ssc314p-9-watch-18386202.html
Only 3 weeks worth of cenno bennies, thanks wagies

If nobody else wants to say it, I WILL FUCK MONK IN THE FUCKING DEGENERATE's ALCHO BUSSY

I do not want to fuck Monk.

Was server down?

>>736342
Hot!

>>736344
When is it not

Do they make watches with built in mini goon flasks? Asking for a mate.

>>736343
You will learn to love it.

>>736341
>Tomorrows the big day
Wagon?

>>736341
Seiko Grand Sports are good, but that one is obnoxious and also looks to cheap to be a genuine one.

>>736341
Gold Tone vs actual Gold is quite noticeable too. Nobody will think you're a baller. Get the understated stainless version.

https://www.smales.com.au/products/grand-seiko-silver-dial-stainless-steel-sports-watch
actual grand sport seiko pricing

>>736350
Yep. Wagon day and also the anniversary of my vaginal exit

>>736351
>>736352
The gold metal is really tacky I agree
A nice looking gold watch is a rare sight

>>736341
kogan are 300 cheaper https://www.kogan.com/au/buy/bvj-seiko-le-grand-sport-solar-mens-chrono-watch-ssc314p-9-stainless-steel-alarmchronograph-ssc314p-9-2711931/

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/fair-work-commission-rules-iags-firing-of-suzie-cheik-for-not-typing-enough-on-laptop-was-fair/news-story/0fc7ac2e6ab965e172af4bf0010d16b4
silly bitch needed a jiggler and a keypress thingo

having a tot of glen morangie

>>736356
>mental health defence
literally me

>>736357
a tot or a lot?

>>736359
I had half a bottle of wine and put the other half in the cupboard, and poured approximately 30ml of whisky into a whisky glass

>>736360
But its only 7, what else is in store?

>>736361
nothing
until I've taken the dog to the boarding place and Motherbat to the hospital, I'm just taking it easy

>>736362
Have you checked for oscillation yet?

Just ate the "sensible" and "portion controlled" 60g bag of Smiths salt & vinegar crisps she bought me.

>>736364
60g is a tease.

>>736365
It is. Barely a taste. Over just as you get into a rhythm of stuffing them into your mouth.

>>736363
I left all that shit in the boot. I'll get it out tomorrow morning.

>>736364
>60g bag
4 bags would have been the appropiate serving size.

>>736364
The queue begins to build.

>>736366
Salt and vinegar chips do go well with a nice malt though.

>>736370
yes

Every time I have salt and vinegar chips I end up in a sweat

>>736372
Diabeetus

>>736372
'beetus?

>>736374
>>736373
Not that I know of. Maybe its a vinegar allergy. I also get super itchy when I change temperature suddenly, recently at the gym it feels like I've got a rash as soon as I break a sweat.

>>736369
I did a big poo today, so I should make it until at least Thursday before unleashing.

>>736375
Don't try beta alanine as a gym supplement then, the pins and needles will kill you.

>>736376
You should use at the toilet at the hospital. One less poo worry.

>>736378
What if the toilet pipes rupture above an operating theatre?

>>736379
It'll just clog.

>>736381
I want a NEET version of that

>>736375
That... get a blood pressure check.

clog my pipes daddy!

>>736384
That's what she said.

>>736385
What did you have for breakfast?

Wish I was neet. could quit my job easily tbh

Wish I was a vat spawned mutant

Is there a chance the pipes could clog?
Not on your life, you Hindu dog

Wish I was 23 again

Wish I was a fish on the end of Weber's line, wriggling around before he bangs my head on the jetty rail and then guts me and fries me and eats me

>>736388
You would make a good mutant.

>>736389
Monorail.

>>736386
Butterbrot with plum jam and milk.
How aboot you?

>>736390
I am 24.

>>736394
I had a can of mondster for breakfast, some 14 hours ago.
For dinner I had a frozen pidser slice thing and some diced peaches in syrup for dessert.

>>736391
Not all dreams can come true NEET.

>>736396
Decadent

>>736391
I wish I was webers fish coming out the other end, face first into the clog

Night.

>>736400
Night, fella.

going to bed now too
night all

>>736400
Night.

>>736402
Night neet.

she put extra blankets on the bed

>>736402
Good night.

>>736405
nice

>>736407
Good weight. The folded over bundle by my neck is about three inches thick.

Ate.

>>736409
Food.

>>736410
seven ate nine

Was driving to Dans at dusk today and pissed myself thinking about cruisey saying "CHICKEN BURGAHHH"

You know it's the good shit when it comes in a glass jar.

>>736412
Did you change your pants before you went in?

>>736385
Still doesn't get it...

>>736356
IAG always wins.

>>736353
>6.8k
Women are more likely to find things like smartwatches and the latest iphones more attractive on a man.

>>736417
Who cares what women think? Women perceive status based on the opinion of other women, and by extension, the opinion of other men. Women are just adult children that follow fashion and public sentiment. Pay no attention to them.

>>736418
>Who cares what women think?
People who rant about women?

>>736412
9/10 neets couldn't tell the difference

>>736411
Took me longer than I'd care to admit understanding that which you said.

>>736330
Could be a decadent buttered pasta with heaps of garlic and fresh parsely. Could be a microwaved froxen pie. Could be a cup of instant noodles. Could also be eating tuna straight from the can at midnight.

>>736418
King energy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcLmJT-e0tg

Good Morning!
Have a blessed day Neets!

>>736418
You base it on a watch.

>>736306
Teh Chistmas in July feast was the same price as the Giant but you got 446 less kilojoules.

>>736285
It's a logic pulser you dunce!

>>736428
Bleep bloop

>>736413
I made a good sauce today with mayo (garlic aoili), horseradish, dill and pepper.

>>736426
A more grounded ideal than that of a woman. Put her in Angola, Syria, Malaysia or France. Same shit. She only cares about opinions of others.

>>736430
I can't see the horseradish working, try just the white vinegar the horseradish is preserved in

I feel like I saw shiban somewhere else.

>>736430
Okay?

>>736432
I had it with a battered pollock.

>>736434
Okay!

>>736435
That's 111kb

>>736436
I like chicken salt on my /pol/acks.

Might visit Nuro's grave tomorrow.

Watching 2011 japan tsunami videos
Mental mate

Happy Birthday Monk!