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NEET General #724 - Sexually Confused French Edition NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No. 738016
Oui oui oui!
Hons hons hons!
Le grande baguette.

OLD: >>737003


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.738018 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.738020 del
'ow does 'e do eet?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.738025 del
soixante neuf


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.738027 del
ménage à trois


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.738028 del
>>738025
sacre bleu!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.738045 del
erroneous garbage


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.738051 del
>>738045
So you're the one who posted that 12 or 14yo girl the other day.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738055 del
>>738045
Yeah nah, best fuck off back to 4chan


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.738063 del
>>738045
Fucking Priscilla.
I devastate your anus you animu faggot.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.738064 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.738066 del
Are all foreigners iga?
Do other countries even exist?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.738068 del
>>738066
Big Fella is real. I am not sure his country exists though.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.738069 del
>>738065
Heh


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.738070 del
>>738068
I accept the existence of Hungary on a temporary basis.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.738071 del
>>738065
He could always strap them around his ankles.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.738072 del
Why can't you mongs even make a proper thread?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.738073 del
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There were some er, issues with starting the choppah...


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.738074 del
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ffs wrong image


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.738075 del
>>738070
Only until second breakfast.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.738076 del
>>738072
Because you don't wash your arse properly.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.738077 del
Only NK should be allowed to post sniff boongs.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.738078 del
>>738072
What's wrong with it?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.738079 del
put some chicken and mayo and pepper on two left over dinner rolls


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.738080 del
>>738079
Throw them at my house please.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.738081 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.738082 del
neets if you want to vote for a movie do so soon - the movie list:
>>737823


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.738083 del
>>738082
I would like to vote for Full Metal Jacket.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.738084 del
>>738082
Synedoche NY


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.738085 del
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>>738080
Favouritism


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.738086 del
Feeling sad and stupid


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.738087 del
>>738086
Listen to some nice music.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.738088 del
>>738087
I can’t at the moment. I hooked my laptop to the telly so she can watch the last three episodes of Outlander.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.738089 del
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>>738086


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.738090 del
Guess he didn't go fishing


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.738091 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.738092 del
>>738090
What’s the point


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.738093 del
>>738092
Fish.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.738094 del
Triple serving of butter chicken.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.738095 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it going?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.738096 del
>>738095
henlo Shire
my life sucks
I hope yours is good


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.738097 del
>>738096
>my life sucks

Well that's no good, hope things get better, i'm doing okay.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.738098 del
>>738095
Howdy. I've done three shits today, had two coffees and a big feed. Also watched almost a series of Kath and Kim. Doing farts and burps.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.738099 del
>>738095
Hi shire
>>738098
>three shits today, had two coffees and a big feed.
A normal neet day.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.738100 del
>>738098
That's a lot of poos.

>>738099
Hey hey


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.738101 del
>>738100
Monk shat his pants in public the other night. For real.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.738102 del
>>738101
Damn


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.738103 del
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Ahhhhhh the serenity…..


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.738104 del
>>738103
Pity you have to back to the dunnybedroom.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.738105 del
>>738102
His post is here:>>737477


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.738106 del
>>738105
>>Absolute rectal catastrophe.

lel


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.738107 del
Ok neets, the votes are in and the candidates selected, with only a moderate amount of vote tampering this time. Here's what womboflix will be playing for the next two weeks:

Wed 16th - American Gothic

Sat 19th - There Will Be Blood
Sun 20th - Syndoche

Wed 23rd - The IT crowd

Sat 26th - Apt Pupil
Sun 27th - Full Metal Jacket


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.738108 del
>>738104
What ?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.738109 del
>>738017
he's spitting truth >>738026

>>738015
>>738016
have some decency neets, censor the f word for christ's sake


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.738110 del
>>738108
I figured it was something about donnybrook. I think that's some eastern state tribal thing.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.738111 del
>>738110
He is a fag for thinking every ocean photo is Nurgo
He is a fag for constantly sperging out and still posting here . Stupid assclown can’t be fucking comfy ever.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.738112 del
>>738106
he will never get the smell out of his car.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.738113 del
>>738109
> censor the f word for christ's sake
Standards has fallen.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.738114 del
And just like that, Nuro started creating board drama other nothing again


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.738115 del
>>738112
Yep, absolutely ruined.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.738116 del
>>738114
He and his best mate iga seem to be taking it in shifts these days.
It's a pity they are both dead.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.738117 del
>>738116
some might say it's a pity they aren't dead


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.738118 del
>>738117
They are dead, they are just too stupid to realise it.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.738119 del
>>738070
Accepting is on a temporary basis, or existence on a temporary basis.?

>>738074
They just making music pröööting into em.

>>738107
I was thinking yesterday I might stream Argo sometimes not on those occasions. It's a relatively recent (2004 or something) Hungarian action comedy. Great fun for not the whole family, lots of violence and cursing.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.738120 del
>>738119
I accept its existence but if you stop posting here it will not exist.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.738121 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.738122 del
>>738120
I still have my doubts there is a place made out of paprika and snow.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.738123 del
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Vertical axis is 'self reported life satisfaction and happiness'. Why is Hungary so woed?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.738124 del
>>738122
I use paprika I think that means there's a little bit of the big fella in me.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.738125 del
>>738122
sounds like a hungarian traditional ice cream


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.738126 del
Even the Romanian does catch up.
I said he was a good egg.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.738127 del
I went to dinner at a Hungarian fella from works house once.
I was expecting a bbq but it was a 3 course sit down meal, some dumpling things then a really nice stew and a very strong flavoured cake after.
They also got me a bottle of the whisky I drink, extremely good hospitality.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.738128 del
>>738127
>very strong flavoured cake
lots of paprika?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.738129 del
>>738128
It was a very spicy heavy fruitcake, sort of like a christmas pud.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.738130 del
>>738119
>pröööting


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.738131 del
>>738127
To what did they owe this generosity?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.738132 del
>>738131
I'm not sure, I used to chat to him and most people there didn't.
His english wasn't good and you had to give him 5 seconds or so to translate.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.738133 del
Weber is a friend to the foreigners.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.738134 del
watching british tv from 1980, the narrator has a proper british RP accent, unlike the modern degenerates who all sound like cockneys or some backwoods village in yorkshire


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.738135 del
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The guy who wrote this understood NEETlife very well or was very depressed or both.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.738136 del
>>738134
Once upon a time, BBC radio presenters, TV news readers, narrators, and hosts had to speak with 'proper' English diction/enunciation. Regional dialects were strictly limited to acted character parts.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.738137 del
>>738113
guess I contributed to the decline of this place
sorry


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.738138 del
>>738121
possum once raped a ghost


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.738139 del
>>738138
the Holy Ghost


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.738140 del
>>738139
It was holey after he was done with it.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.738141 del
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>>738126
cheers m8
trying my best


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.738142 del
might pull an all nighter to reset my pattern


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.738143 del
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possum ate some radioactive garlic bread and gained a laser eye attack blast once


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.738144 del
>>738143
lol I made that image years ago


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.738145 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TxrqAdxwBo4 [Embed]


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.738146 del
>>738142
nighty good
no humans


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.738147 del
>>738145
good stuff


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.738148 del
>>738141
looks comfy


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.738149 del
>>738148
if it's night yes
otherwise too much noise and too many people


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.738150 del
No input about the movie?
The regular movie will be Into the Wild on Sept 2.

>>738113
>Standards has fallen.
You sure you didn't drink em all?

>>738120
Ah.

>>738122
The fences are made of kolbász.

>>738123
Culture of depression and no prozac.

>>738124
I'm sure I did not do it.

>>738129
I dunno what it could been.
>fruitcake, xmas pud
Wtf.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.738151 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTfjFSRExAc [Embed]


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.738152 del
>>738150
It could be it was just a christmas pud and I've been thinking it was a Hungarian thing.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.738154 del
bad thread in catalog


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.738155 del
>>738151
A lot of WEBBER CARBS


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.738156 del
>>737965
She new, she new!

>>737966
Good use of the emoji.

>>737972
He'll be back on the Javascript soon.

>>737973
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

>>737974
Did you find it?

>>737976
You need your local partners services to help you.

>>737982
You'll burst something in your eye.

>>737985
Cheese (diary, cheese) sauce with cauliflower.

>>737989
>>737991
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0zNhd91xTI [Embed]

>>738011
>give it to me straight;
Hot!

>>738017
>well god damn this really is the end.
Welcome.

>>738033
I thought of this image >>738047

>>738041
RIP.

>>738042
Spooky.

>>738064
>IKTF

>>738065
I shouldn't but I chortled.

>>738066
>Do other countries even exist?
Good question.

>>738082
Down for Love on one Wednesday.

>>738094
Yummo.

>>738098
Very busy day.

>>738103
Based.

>>738116
RIP & RIP.

>>738119
>They just making music pröööting into em.
kek

>>738121
>A cowboy ghost has been haunting my house!
>I want you to take off your blouse, stand at the window, stand there, for hours, each night. Lure him in. Trapping rogue spirits is dangerous work, especially topless, take lots of photographs.
>Alright, who’s got a theory for me? Next!
https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Area_53_(radio_show)/Transcript

>>738126
He's a solid international partner.

>>738130
That part made me chortle.

>>738135
NEET spirit.

>>738137
The show must go on!

>>738142
Sounds do-able.

>>738150
>You sure you didn't drink em all?
Well bantered.

>>738154


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.738157 del
>>738156
got 2 (two)


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.738158 del
>>738157
Lucky (You)!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.738159 del
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>>738156
Eight (8).
Well Post'd.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.738160 del
>>738159
Thank (You)!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.738161 del
>>738156
Nice tower post.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.738162 del
on annual leave and working
fml


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.738163 del
>>738156
Today I learned that boobs scare away cowboy ghosts


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.738164 del
>>738161
Thank (You)!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.738165 del
>>738141
Unna


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.738166 del
>>738145
>>738145
Killer


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.738167 del
>>738163
Marvin has a lot of insights. Also be careful of Domestobots.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0sKEmivc8 [Embed]


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.738168 del
>>738162
You let it happen


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.738169 del
Slut to the wage


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.738170 del
>>738156
>bantered
It's been said before.
Shiban doesn't see us for anything more than drunks.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.738171 del
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>>738170
> drunks.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.738172 del
>>738170
Tbf most of us are drunks.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.738173 del
>>738170
maybe if you stopped drinking and choofing all the time


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.738174 del
Might win lotto tonight


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.738175 del
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>>738173


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.738176 del
>>738174
Might ask you for a loan if you do.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.738177 del
>>738176
If I get the 30 million I will give each of the NEETs $100 for each kg they weigh.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.738178 del
>>738170
I have an entirely different suspicion.
Besides the drunk.

>>738177
If I win the lottery I'll give each of the NEET's 100 HUF for each kg they weigh too.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.738179 del
>>738170
It's the medicine a lot of NEETs need!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.738180 del
>>738178
That's 44 cents.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.738181 del
>>738178
>If I win the lottery I'll give each of the NEET's 100 HUF for each kg they weigh too.
You owe me 14,210.89


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.738182 del
I did not win.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.738183 del
>>738182
has it even been drawn yet?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.738184 del
>>738183
20 minutes ago


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.738185 del
Got choofed last night and spent hours looking at the value chain of Indonesian nutmeg exports.
50% of the market (20,000T) is exported and the vast majority of the supply comes from small-time holder farmer local collectors, no industrialised farming.
The exporting companies seem largely like smaller operations, I found some of their US customs records and a lot are making relatively small shipments of 5T or less. Looking at their listed addresses from the customs forms shows standard small suburban industrial yards with a few dodgy trucks that would move the dried product from villages. I'm not sure if these exporters would be the 'local collector' element of the supply chain or if that exists as a middle man between the exporter and the actual producer.
There has to be a way to exploit the lack of farms somehow. With current methods they just let the nutmeg seed and mace dry by laying them out on the ground, surely I could pay a premium for them and setup a more industrial processing plant with gas heating and internationally compliant quality assurance (EU safety regulation is the largest non-tariff barrier) to try and find the upper hand. It seems like due to the traditional nature of the industry it would be a lot easier to break into compared to say, palm oil.
Coles brand nutmeg is packed in India, the second largest exporter, but Woolies brand nutmeg is packed in Aus from imported ingredients.
Wondering if the importers face issues doing business with foreign companies and would benefit from having a direct Aussie contact as their supplier.
Need that cruisey money to get started


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.738186 del
>>738180
You must be slim.

>>738181
I have not wonned the lotteria yet.

>>738185
Apparently you can get high on nutmeg.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.738187 del
>>738185
You could grow black market nutmeg and keep all the profit.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.738188 del
>>738185
50% would increase prices but not as much. Did you have any Venetians to talk to?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.738189 del
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>>738087
Good idea NEET


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.738190 del
>>738186
I smoked nutmeg once but nothing happened

>>738187
You couldn't, the trees take 7 years to bear fruit

>>738188
>Did you have any Venetians to talk to?
Just my regular double roller blinds. Talked to them until 7am


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.738191 del
>>738085
You ate it didn't you choofhead.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.738192 del
>>738186
>Apparently you can get high on nutmeg.
It is an a abortifacient too.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.738193 del
>>738189
Nice.


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>>738177
You'll need more than 30 million for that mate.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.738195 del
>>738190
We could raid indonesia and steal their nutmeg.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.738196 del
>>738107
Terrible


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.738197 del
>>738195
I assume that would void the Indonesian National Standard SNI 0006:2015


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.738198 del
>>738197
We wil just change the serial numbers.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.738199 del
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Latest dash cam
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pZ5_Vyit-k8 [Embed]
Not sure if someone caught monk or not


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.738200 del
I want to dress like Justin Sledge


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.738201 del
>>738091
>>738135
I thought comics were supposed to be fun.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.738202 del
>>738199
they did!!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.738203 del
>>738201
You thought wrong.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.738204 del
Possum zapped my balls with one of Weber's circuits once.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.738205 del
>>738204
Once each?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.738206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uSMm6p8H_LA [Embed]


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.738207 del
>>738205
It oscillated between the two


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.738208 del
>>738207
It was a dual trace.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.738209 del
do any other neets love sesame snaps?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.738210 del
>>738206
Her pronunciation of 'says' as 'says' and not 'sez' gives me the irrits.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.738211 del
>>738209
post picture; not familiar


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.738212 del
How are you supposed to find a dealer without having any acquaintances?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.738213 del
>>738212
RSL smokers lounge


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.738214 del
I did all 20 job applications to meet my points requirements in one go, don't even feel a sense of relief. Woe, just wanna choof


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.738215 del
>>738214
Well job binged.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.738216 del
>>738212
LinkedIn


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.738217 del
>>738214
Why are you on Cenno Cruisey?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.738218 del
going bed
have to drive back to adelaide tomorrow mording


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.738219 del
>>738218
Good night.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.738220 del
>>738219
wish you were here to hug


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.738221 del
Good Morning.
Have a Blessed day!


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.738222 del
>>738218
Hopefully no catastrophe


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.738223 del
Very stressed


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.738224 del
>>738185
You've discovered why banana republics exist.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.738225 del
>>738173
That's not a good enough reason


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.738226 del
>>738185
I got a stiffy reading this.
Do it. Best idea you've had.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.738227 del
>>738191
Steamed


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.738228 del
>>738218
Try to avoid peak hour. It's pretty fucked first thing in the morning with the commuters going to the city


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.738229 del
>2 hrs ago
Slack


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.738230 del
Choofin. Can feel a market research session coming on


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.738231 del
awake. might have some chamomile and watch a 2 hour doco on the origins of the british


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.738232 del
>>738230
See if you can take control of the paprika trade.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.738233 del
>>738231
morning


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.738234 del
Don't you hate it when you take a shit and it bounces off the water and back up into your bumhole?


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.738235 del
>>738234
Stop eating bouncy balls.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.738236 del
Day time.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.738237 del
Weber should be home soon


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.738238 del
morning neetbros. Drank 6 cups of coffee, hoping for a big poo


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.738239 del
>>738238
I'm on my second poo so far.
Need to be at wage in 30m.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.738240 del
>>738237
Uhuh.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.738241 del
>>738239
Take the poo with you.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.738242 del
>>738241
I did. Now it wants escape, violently.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.738244 del
Sitting in my car near a public shitter, sweating.
The sharp stab is up near my ribcage, theres no point going in yet.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.738245 del
neet confuses a shid with a heartattack
film at 11


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.738246 del
>>738245
Shids self as well


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.738247 del
Just heard a guy on one of those lawnmower eebs yell (to I dont know) that he was going to the toilet.
Probably going meff in there.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.738249 del
Only 2 stars. Bet he doesnt actually eat them.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.738250 del
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>>738248


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.738252 del
>>738250
>beard-burn on the knob
Many such cases.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.738253 del
>>738251
Is that frm?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.738254 del
>>738253
I doubt it somehow.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.738255 del
https://m.locanto.com.au/adelaide/ID_6521125265/Wanna-hangout-with-me.html
>basically i love getting stoned and sucking on cock


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.738256 del
>>738248
>>738250
kek


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.738257 del
>>738255
sounds good enough
paying for her weed is probably cheaper than paying a whore/escort


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.738258 del
>>738257
"She" would ask for a money transfer for an uber/condoms/whatever and you'd get nothing.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.738259 del
Possum asked me for a money transfer for uber/condoms/whatever and I got nothing once.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.738260 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bngFndSNmho [Embed]


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.738261 del
postie should be bringing a bunch of bills and a bottle of whisky and a logic pulser today, if they didn't bollocks up my mail hold


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.738262 del
>>738259
Garlic bread addiction is a terrible thing.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.738263 del
Fucken KFC left the chicken out of my hot and spicy zinger box.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.738264 del
>>738258
no street smarts here, thanks for pointing that out


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.738265 del
>>738263
Thats the vegetarian box.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.738266 del
Horrible sleepless night with no booze.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.738267 del
>>738265
the boig was complete, but not the chicken pieces


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.738268 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOIrB1fwVPc [Embed]


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.738269 del
>>738266
Your liver will thankyou.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.738270 del
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>>738237


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.738271 del
>>738268
I want Jay Leno's car collection.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.738272 del
Today's forecast is for all day woe, with a strong chance of JUST in the afternoon.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.738274 del
postie rode past without stopping


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.738275 del
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>JUST wednesday


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.738276 del
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>>738261


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.738277 del
taking a shid and harrumphing


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.738278 del
>>738276
Is the laser pulser up his bum?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.738279 del
>>738274
the worst feeling


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.738280 del
>>738278
>>738279


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.738281 del
>>738260
Wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan WAN-wan-wan-wan-wan-wan-wan


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.738282 del
Getting the roast pork. The free snack no longer includes the tendie.
30 down so far.
Feed only cost $7 because I have points.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.738283 del
Also having a pale.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.738284 del
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was NEET.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.738285 del
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>>738282
>30 down so far.
Your luck is bound to turn soon. Keep at it champ.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.738286 del
>>738285
We cant go over it.
We cant go under it.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.738287 del
Purchased 1000 1.5 ohm resistors.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.738288 del
>>738287
garn make a 1.5 mega ohm?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.738289 del
>>738288
No, it's a hard value to find in 1% tolerance 0.5 watt and 6.5mm axial length.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.738290 del
Now im 100 up


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.738291 del
>>738288
also 1.5 x 1000 = 1500ohm or 1.5kohm, assuming they are connected in series
in parallel they'd only total 666 ohms and change


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.738292 del
>>738290
stop now please


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.738293 del
>>738291
>in parallel they'd only total 666 ohms
Reckon it would be less than that

>>738290
You're on a hot streak now - you need to bet big before the streak passes. It's the only way to really win long term, otherwise the house will take everything in the end.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.738294 del
Walkong out 130 up
Good thing i kept going


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.738295 del
>>738293
>Reckon it would be less than that
(1/1.5) * 1000 = 666.666 recurring


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.738296 del
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It is cold today.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.738297 del
>>738295
it's 1/666.666...


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.738298 del
>>738297
It is not.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.738299 del
>>738297
>>738292


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.738300 del
Are trackballs any good neets or are they just a meme?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.738301 del
watching tv from the 70s and 80s...I can't bring myself to live in the current age of degeneracy anymore


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.738302 del
>>738300
they're a meme


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.738304 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.738305 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.738307 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.738309 del
>>738307
>eye laser
Webber you boong


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.738310 del
There was a rape outside my house last night (I did it)


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.738311 del
>>738310
That poor dog.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.738312 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be screening American Gothic, a 90s horror tv series. I haven't seen it myself but it sometimes gets compared to Twin Peaks. 7pm AEST.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.738313 del
>>738312
Hopefully it won't scare me too much.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.738314 del
>>738313
hopefully the neet who requested it will turn up


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.738315 del
>>738314
one can dream


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.738316 del
>>738312
>>738303


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.738317 del
Need to stop sleeping from 7am-3pm


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.738318 del
Need to stop wanking from 7am-3pm.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.738319 del
You lot only reply if I'm losing.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.738320 del
>>738319
Did you just lose?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.738321 del
>>738319
We replied when you were $100 and $130 up, what are you on about?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.738322 del
>>738320
I think he did.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.738323 del
Winners don't need friends.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.738324 del
When I have my front blinds open everyone that walks past looks in.
And then they look away when they see me looking back at them.
Nosy cunts.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.738326 del
>>738325
Son has been watching too much Twin Peaks.
>>738319
Congatulations on your win.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.738327 del
>>738321
I don't think there was one when I cashed out.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.738328 del
>>738324
I stand outside my front door and question anybody who walks past my house.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.738329 del
>>738327
Have a harrumph and move on


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.738330 del
>>738319
You always lose.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738331 del
>>738327
I was going to reply but then I saw your spelling error so I didn't.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738332 del
might shit my pants for fun and profit


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738333 del
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>>738332


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.738334 del
I just farted.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.738335 del
No I didn't.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.738336 del
How is Weber going to handle this summer?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.738337 del
The chink flag poster is a pest.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.738338 del
>>738333
that's disgusting


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.738339 del
>>738336
I had two COOL ZONEs installed last November and will have two more installed this November.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.738340 del
>>738339
But what if you need to go outside?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.738341 del
>>738340
Outside isn't real.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.738342 del
>>738340
I won't.
Food and goon can be delivered.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.738343 del
People always ask me if I'm an introvert or an extrovert, I'm actually a pervert.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.738344 del
Blood sacrifice ritual tonight.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.738345 del
>>738344
No, we're just watching a TV show on Womboflix


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.738346 del
>>738343
Introversion isn't real


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.738347 del
>>738346
then where does my peepee go?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.738348 del
>>738347
The toilet gnomes drink it.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.738349 del
>>738346
I wish you weren't.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.738350 del
>>738341
Sickle neet comes from outside


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.738351 del
>>738348
Vile creatures.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.738352 del
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>>738351


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.738353 del
Need a goon


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.738354 del
Need a troon. And soon.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.738355 del
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AXbvKlSVEDo
maybe the internet was not a mistake


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738356 del
>>738306
would
>>738305
wise words


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738357 del
>>738355
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738358 del
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The first episode of American Gothic will be on in 1 hour on womboflix:

The story takes place in the fictional town of Trinity, South Carolina, and revolves around Caleb Temple and the town's corrupt sheriff, Lucas Buck. Though appearing affable and charismatic, Sheriff Buck is a murderous rapist whose power base is backed by apparent supernatural powers, which he generally uses to manipulate people to "fulfill their potential" and make life-changing choices (usually for evil).

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.738359 del
>>738358
>satanic propaganda


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.738360 del
Are you drinking any adult beverages?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.738361 del
having some wine and trying to learn kicad


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.738362 del
>>738359
It also has some rather erotic scenes.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.738363 del
>>738362
I and Possum will cover each other's eyes during the rude bits.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.738364 del
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that time of the day again


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.738365 del
>>738363
This is the way of goodness.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.738367 del
>>738364
Is that a penis behind the dunny roll?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.738368 del
>>738364
Why did you piss into a glass?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.738369 del
>>738273
>>738275
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8GlPpuLuY [Embed]


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>>738363


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.738372 del
>>738360
Deeply considering it even though I told myself I wouldn't drink until the end of the year.
Mummybot is down at the golf club watching the soccer. It would help me sleep, and I have nothing planned tomorrow.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.738373 del
>>738372
Don't be gay, have some drinks.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.738374 del
>>738372
>I have nothing planned tomorrow.
You have the to-do list.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.738375 del
>>738374
>to-do list
*to-poo list


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.738376 del
Can someone just ban it, just for a while please.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.738377 del
>>738376
Ban who?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.738378 del
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>>738367
just a salt lamp
>>738368
for the glory of satan
also, it's a vase


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.738379 del
>>738378
Don't drink your piss out of a vase.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.738380 del
>>738379
can't stop me


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.738381 del
>>738380
Booking a flight to Romania right now.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.738382 del
>>738381
I think we should all go over for the weekend, I hope he will be providing snacks.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.738383 del
>>738372
Go and join your Mummybot and drink pebsi


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.738384 del
>>738383
>pebsi
He should add a splash of milk too.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.738385 del
git in here https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.738386 del
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>>738364
The boongcycles have synced


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.738387 del
>>738111
It is nuro though.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.738388 del
>>738387
And you're IGA.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.738389 del
>>738381
we're already full of retards (myself included)
better be interesting
>>738382
just 1 euro 2 liters beer


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.738390 del
>>738386
cheers


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.738391 del
>>738387
RIP.

>>738388
RIP.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.738392 del
>>738386
For now...


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.738393 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching American Gothic - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.738394 del
(1.18 MB 640x360 Spooky.mp4)
>>738121


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.738395 del
>>738142
big wank


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.738396 del
>>738154
several hundred


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.738397 del
>>738156
>Did you find it?
Didn't look


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.738398 del
20 acquired
NEET party!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.738399 del
>>738174
Tiffin won it all


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.738400 del
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>>738185
>exploit 3rd-worlder villagers


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.738401 del
>>738199
I can't be bothered with the weekly submissions.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.738402 del
>>738209
Yes though I don't get them too often. The dark-choc-coated ones are especially nice.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.738403 del
>>738212
PCYC


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.738404 del
>>738217
Defrauding the gov probably. The choof makes him do very bad things.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.738405 del
>>738243
Dumbledore exposed his wand to Hermoine on more than one occasion.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.738406 del
>>738308
a shekel is a shekel!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.738407 del
>>738311
whoite dog*


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.738409 del
>>738405
I thought he was gay


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.738410 del
>>738337
Time to break out the Mortein?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.738411 del
>>738410
kek


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.738413 del
>>738343
Okay?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.738414 del
>>738355
>Lima
Made me think of BEAN NEET.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.738415 del
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>>738360
Yeah, Cooloobah.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.738416 del
>>738413
A bit of a retard response there, IGA.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.738417 del
>>738398
>>738390


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.738418 del
where does monk get the money for his gooning?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.738419 del
>>738377
Schizoids gonna schiz.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.738420 del
>>738418
One of life's great mysteries.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.738421 del
>>738419
You're mixing schizoid and schizophrenia up.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.738422 del
>>738418
I hope he doesn't have to reinvest his share portfolio.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.738423 del
After enough time on Cenno you can access your super under the hardship allowances.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.738425 del
>>738423
given that most of us aren't going to make it to retirement age, that's a good idea


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.738426 del
>>738424
Hope you start feeling better soon.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.738427 del
>>738418
Wagies pay me $350 a week to smoke choof and sleep in until early arvo

>>738422
I sold it


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.738428 del
>>738427
A truly fulfilling life.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.738429 del
>>738423
Might have a splurge when I can get mine.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.738430 del
fergus mcfergusson


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.738431 del
Monk is getting into MMA.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.738432 del
Need to get one of them high paying cybersecurity jobs, do it remotely, and move out into some small town without too many boongs.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.738433 del
>>738432
>without too many boongs.
That's possible?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.738434 del
>>738433
Yes.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.738435 del
>>738434
where?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738436 del
>>738435
Stay in your city, you dirty rat.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738437 del
My bed linen has been stripped but I'm too lazy to make it
might just put the sheet on and do the rest tomorrow


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738438 del
Is there some place you can buy kransky sausages that have been made of australian pork?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.738439 del
>>738437
>rest tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.738440 del
>>738438
>pork
haram


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.738441 del
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>>738437
Don't wory about the sheet.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.738442 del
Bedsheets are utter nonsense, just a way for them to squeeze more money out of us.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.738443 del
>>738431
MTF *


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.738444 del
>>738442
They are literally the central banking of bedding products


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.738445 del
>>738444
We will destroy Big Bedding.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.738446 del
>>738438
Yeah. A butcher you putz.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.738447 del
>>738446
>putz


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.738448 del
"Always read the label and follow the directions for use."


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.738449 del
>>738448
Real men don't ready the instructions.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.738450 del
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>>738447
Pick one!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.738451 del
>>738450
Kike word.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.738452 del
stuck to my diet for once today neets - now if I can just keep doing that, day after day, week after week, I might lose some more weight


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.738453 del
>>738452
Well done neet, one day at a time.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.738454 del
>>738452
Simple as mate. Sugar cravings only last a few days


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.738455 del
Cooking expired meat again :)


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.738456 del
>>738455
As long as it's not chicken you should be fine.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.738457 del
>>738456
'premium' rib fillet steak, use-by 13th


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.738458 del
Seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, soy and Worcestershire sauce.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.738459 del
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Happy Hump Day Neets!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.738460 del
>o7


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.738461 del
Sleep tight in the dunnybedroom!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.738462 del
steakcookricenow


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.738463 del
those soccer lezzos lost


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.738464 del
The job interview that I cancelled so that I could get gooned has e-mailed me. Their tech talent advocate is apologising, saying she had to take some "urgent time off work". They want to reschedule. The interview I cancelled.
I don't know if they are desperate, or if this is representative of the wild shit women in "recruiting" do to boost their fake productivity numbers.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.738465 del
>>738464
an interview will only cut into your drinking time
just delete the email


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.738466 del
>>738463
kek, no public holiday for you wagie!


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.738467 del
The dog went mental as I came in the back door after that choof. Woke everyone up


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.738468 del
get back in the pigeon coop bitch


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.738469 del
Might go to couchbed


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.738470 del
I'm thinking about being a tourist in Sydney for a week or two.
I've never been


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.738471 del
>>738421
Schnitzels gonna schnitz


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.738472 del
morning neetbros


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.738473 del
having some vanilla custard pastries and a quadruple dare


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.738474 del
Stolen poo


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.738475 del
illegitimate ejaculation


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.738476 del
Still waiting for my first bowel movement of the day.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.738477 del
Back on the dungeon synth and rpg programming


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.738478 del
>>738477
are you making your own game?


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.738479 del
(130.62 KB 1023x973 chase.jpg)


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.738480 del
>>738472
marn


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.738481 del
>>738470
nothing but homosexuals and wogs
avoid


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.738482 del
>>738478
I've been trying to do so every few months for many years. I always lose interest after a while and drop the project.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.738483 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQv8VuLpKN4 [Embed]


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.738484 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.738485 del
>>738484
fuck I am sick of hearing about that half-breed dyke piece of shit


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.738486 del
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>>738483


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.738487 del
>>738473
>quadruple dare
This won't end well.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.738488 del
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>The weather bureau forecasts maximum WOE today with a strong chance of >tfw this afternoon


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.738489 del
the same mobile number tried calling me at 9:04am this morning and 9:17am yesterday morning
they did not leave a voicemail
disconcerted


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.738490 del
>>738488
The radar shows a front of happiness heading your way due later today.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.738491 del
Day time.


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.738492 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/upcoming-movies/backlash-over-bradley-coopers/news-story/b68ed9d08f23113d1a032528982c2465
>Critics have deemed his portrayal antisemitic and have accused him of “Jewface,” with some deeming it a “caricature.”


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738493 del
>>738492
>actors playing characters


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738494 del
Might waddle on down to the deli/butcher, see if I can find some fat kranskies. You neets want anything?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738495 del
Standing around in costumes.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.738496 del
>>738494
I'll have a kg of chicken nibblets, 4 marinaded steaks and a jar of their sauce they have on the counter. They look nice.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.738497 del
>>738494
Some kind of family value pack from the butcher please. Snags, rissoles, a couple of t-bones, a kilo of schnitties, you know.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.738498 del
>>738494
30kg lamb fat please.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.738499 del
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spent 6 hours making a frankenstein battery powered amp


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.738500 del
(2.68 MB 576x1024 8AB3yw80.mp4)


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.738501 del
>>738499
post a picture


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.738502 del
>>738497
Port power pack.
Exchange the steakettes, they're a bit shit.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.738503 del
>>738502
>Exchange the steakettes, they're a bit shit.
you probably cooked them wrong


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.738504 del
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>>738499


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.738505 del
>>738503
Not in the mood for your insolence this morning.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.738506 del
Indolence and insolence is a dangerous combination.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.738507 del
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>>738501


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.738508 del
>>738506
As long as it's not impotence.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.738509 del
>>738507
how long will the batteries last?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.738511 del
>>738506
so are diarrhea and farts
but nobody died from either yet


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.738512 del
>>738509
idk probably some 10-30 hours of continuous playing


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.738513 del
>>738512
that's pretty good then


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.738515 del
>>738513
although it looks like shit, it's loud enough to get the police on my door


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.738516 del
>>738514
Neither are from Europe.
This offends me to no end.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.738517 del
>>738507
well done


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.738518 del
>>738506
and can lead to insolvence, of the financial kind


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.738519 del
Possum once named his gun dick justice


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738520 del
Indicators of Disinterest
In Person

Body turned away from you
Has phone or other object out and engaged with it
Appears annoyed or bored with the current interaction
She shuts down intimate moments
She keeps her distance from you in an interaction
Direct eye contact is usually avoided
Her friends come and swarm you, usually involving her departure


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738521 del
Text and Phone

Responses are often short
Message response time ranges from very late to never
Emotion appears to be lacking in the conversation
You are always the one initiating the interactions
Phone cuts to voice mail after 4-6 rings (2 rings to connect, 2 for her to respond)
An offer to talk over phone is ignored with no response
Friend requests are ignored and rejected after a long length of time


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738522 del
General

She tells you that she is not ready for a relationship
She says she wants nothing serious
She gives you the "Let's Just Be Friends" speech
She curbs sexual escalation
She constantly seems to be busy when you ask to make plans
When plans are made, they are very vague and easily broken
Her former exes are openly discussed with you
Acts of chivalry and being a gentleman are rejected or shown no appreciation
She expresses her interest in your friends or other people
She tries to set you up with other people
She does not show genuine humor in your jokes
When she describes her ideal man, it is exactly not you
You've never been to her place
She is rude to you
She says she is taken with or without any proof
Mutual friends tell you that she is not interested
She manipulates and uses you for personal entertainment and higher gain
She invites her friends along to any plans that are made
She tells you what her friends think about you, and it is not good
Her friends and family have never heard about you after a long length of time
She doesn't freak out when you hit on her friend, or when you freeze her out


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.738523 del
Received a piece of mail in the letterbox today, so I presume normal delivery has resumed. Still missing a $150 bottle of whisky that entered the Salisbury North sorting facility last Thursday and a $50 logic pulser that entered the Edinburgh North sorting facility last Monday.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.738524 del
lol mail theft is a federal crime and yet the AFP website explicitly states to refer thefts to Australia Post who are the ones doing the stealing


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.738525 del
Every aspect of my life I'm either completely invisible or actively being shit on.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.738526 del
so lazy today i can't even be fucked watching youtube


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.738527 del
Maybe those shitting on you didn't see you.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.738529 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/mark-bouris-warns-families-will-be-forced-to-sell-their-homes-within-months-as-mortgage-cliff-erupts/news-story/40b6b439d21305344c4df6fe87ec2726
>Meanwhile, the government is bringing in hundreds of thousands of migrants every year, even though there’s currently a nationwide shortage of 750,000 houses
>Good, hardworking Australians are being punished for the failure of our politicians and bureaucrats


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.738530 del
Keep clicking refresh instead of doing stuff.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.738531 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cMWnAMScFws [Embed]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.738532 del
Looked at emails.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.738533 del
watched a youtube video and ate some ice cream


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.738534 del
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YouTube's latest policy decision... history turned off? no landing page for you!


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.738535 del
Imagine getting your bug out bag and your exit bag mixed up.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.738536 del
>>738510
I like lychees


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.738537 del
>>738535
Or your toiletry bag and your Roadside Emergency Shart Clean-Up Excrement (RESCUE™) kit.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.738538 del
>>738537
Only one can hold a full roll of chux.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.738539 del
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>>738523


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.738540 del
(3.35 MB 2160x1080 Screenshot_2023-08-17-13-19-16-45.png)
Can not leave you cunts alone with anything.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.738541 del
(44.39 KB 754x499 boong-out bag.jpg)


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.738542 del
>>738541
I'm feeling like a little sip.
As I was typing this, I just remembered I finished the Glenfuggit last night.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.738543 del
smell like urine


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.738544 del
>>738537
Or your poo bag and goon bag.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.738545 del
>>738543
You need to stop peeing on yourself.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.738546 del
>>738542
do you drink it straight or mix it?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.738547 del
>>738545
Could be the week-old piss-stained undies


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.738549 del
threw out the rest of my ice cream and chocolate sauce, gonna ride the diet wagon the rest of the afternoon


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.738550 del
>>738525
heads up, the goon won't finish itself


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.738551 del
are there any online places that let you dabble in php and node development without charging you money?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.738553 del
>>738552
thanks


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.738554 del
>>738553
Not quite the same as having a VPS where you can mix code types and serve it up properly, but should be enough to get you familiar with language syntax.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.738555 del
>>>/bbg/42695


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.738556 del
still feeling sad and stupid


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.738557 del
>>738556
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_7T_QsoX2Pw [Embed]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.738558 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.738559 del
>>738555
Leave them alone you bellend


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.738560 del
>>738559
I didn't post it. Just liked her cucumber eating. But fuck you for assuming.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.738561 del
>>738558
that butter chicken meal is on an aisle, not the fridge, so contains no real chicken


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.738562 del
Had one cone too many last night. Had to lay face down in bed for about an hour to come back to life.
Desire to choof


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.738563 del
>>738562
>Desire to choof
Maybe get on the wagon for a few days instead.


mass vax deaths reported by government NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.738564 del
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The UK government admitted that 1 out of 73 vaxxed people had died by May 2022. Imagine what the real death numbers must be like. It's probably more like 1 out of 10 vaxxed people have died already.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.738565 del
might read some nitschke


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.738566 del
>>738546
Mix it


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.738567 del
Raining.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.738568 del
>>738566
and cook it in a pot, like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass…


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.738569 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CFcZbVyFZLI [Embed]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.738570 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2h5JO2sJ3kw [Embed]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.738571 del
>>738564
Doesn't your government already have these numbers?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.738572 del
>>738571
google the figure quoted and you come up with a single cooker website


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.738573 del
>>738523
>>738539
Hopefully it arrives soon.

>Broome man sent faeces and urine in post addressed to Leonardo DiCaprio and Jared Leto, court told
>>A Broome man has been given a $3,000 good behaviour bond after mailing 23 satchels containing his faeces and urine through Australia Post
>>The court heard the satchels' contents were discovered when one of the items ruptured and leaked onto an Australia Post worker.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-16/broome-man-faeces-urine-parcels-posted-dicaprio-leto/102737516


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.738574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mdmm22hPKuY [Embed]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.738575 del
>>738573
My 1000 pack of 1.5 ohm 1% 0.6 watt resistors arrived today. They were dispatched from Perth yesterday.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.738576 del
>>738575
>My 1000 pack of 1.5 ohm
few more to go to get the full set.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.738577 del
>>738560
I meant the boong porn you got banned for.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.738578 del
I am concerned about Cloud Engineer 2022 2023 2024


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.738579 del
>>738573
kek, a tranny with a 'mental impairment'


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.738580 del
Saw a magpie playing peekabo with a child around a tree. Feelsgoodman


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.738581 del
>>738580
what if it's really an owl who identifies as a magpie?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.738582 del
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>Aboriginal man John Wade served in the Vietnam war. (ABC News: Wiriya Sati)


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.738583 del
>>738581
Owls are just as bad as gnomes


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>>738582
aye cuz


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.738585 del
Cut in half bun, squashed down to fit in the toaster. Worcestershire sauce on the bottom. The fillet bit of the bacon, shredded cheese, the bacon strip, cut into quarters, cris crossed then a runny yolk egg and BBQ sauce on top.
x2.
Crushing the bun does something to the bread roll that I like but can't explain.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.738586 del
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>>738582
at least we kept gooks out of australia though right?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.738587 del
>>738585
>Worcestershire sauce on the bottom
Hot


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.738588 del
I unironically want to be classified as a boong so I can collect boongbux and nobody will criticise me for alcoholism


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.738589 del
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>>738586


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>>738588
>nobody will criticise me for alcoholism


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.738591 del
>>738590
Didn't think he was still alive.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.738592 del
Does Mike really kill all the nutrients?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.738593 del
>>738591
Mongs live long lives.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.738594 del
>>738592
Tell him to stop stepping on your food.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.738595 del
>>738561
29% dehydrated chicken scraps


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.738596 del
>>738570
That chick in the striped dress got me craving a choof and night spent passed out in a pigeon coop!


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.738597 del
>>738596
> passed out in a pigeon coop!
You and the poo will become one.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.738598 del
>>738582
"All we gotta do is hit the fucking bugler!"


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.738599 del
>>738585
>The fillet bit of the bacon
>the bacon strip


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.738600 del
>>738590
Ooo wee that sexy goth badboy sure can handle his liquor!
https://youtu.be/ceMD-ZpCiVo?t=18
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kCSGL0nlhrU [Embed]
And spicy food, because he's a real man!
https://youtu.be/2XCtU2hJeas?t=69


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.738601 del
>>738591
he was actually in womboflix the other night


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.738602 del
>>738593
Long lives the mong


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.738603 del
Stir fried rice noodle.
Ate a lot, still not satisfied.
Need more protien but can't afford it


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.738605 del
>>738603
Need 2 Feed: Protein!


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.738606 del
>>738603
>protien
you must learn to wank the dog, as well as ask for protein donations from homeless guys in public toilets


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.738609 del
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Ok neets, this Saturday on womboflix we will be enjoying There Will Be Blood (2007) - a 2007 American epic period drama film written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, loosely based on the 1927 novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair. It stars Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview, a silver miner turned oilman on a ruthless quest for wealth during Southern California's oil boom of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Then on Sunday we have Synecdoche(2008), a postmodern psychological drama film about an ailing theater director who works on an increasingly elaborate stage production and whose extreme commitment to realism begins to blur the boundaries between fiction and reality.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.738610 del
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I've failed to do much this year, but one thing I have accomplished was getting off the pepsi max and energy drinks and onto the green tea


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.738611 del
sick and tired of it all


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.738612 del
>>738611
do you ever stop crying?


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.738613 del
>>738603
All that money you spent on multiple chink ingredients when you could've just bought a kilo of rump steak.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.738614 del
>>738607
rot in hell kike


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.738615 del
>>738610
Well done.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.738616 del
>>738614
>Michael Parkinson was born on 28 March 1935 in the village of Cudworth, near Barnsley, then in the West Riding of Yorkshire (since 1974 included in the new metropolitan county of South Yorkshire). The son of a miner,[2]


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.738617 del
lots of jewish miners in yorkshire


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.738618 del
>>738609
You aren't a neet fatboy. You never have been one of us. FUckoff.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.738619 del
>>738618
ProjectionistNEET isn't Weber, you fucking retard.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.738620 del
>>738618
WHOA whoa whoa!


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.738621 del
Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.738622 del
erroneous garbage


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.738623 del
you've completely killed this place, you piece of shit


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.738624 del
Good evening.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.738625 del
>>738565
mustache guy crazy


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.738626 del
might pass the fuck out soon


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.738628 del
Yoghurt


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.738629 del
>>738626
Goon night.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.738630 del
>>738623
Probably him spinning up a new personality to copy that poster.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.738631 del
>>738610
That's one good achievement.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.738632 del
morning neetbros


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.738633 del
>>738632
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.738634 del
>>738627
my bad


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.738635 del
>>738633
>>738632
morning


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.738636 del
>>738635
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.738637 del
>>738630
It was good of the BO to just abandon the place without saying anything or appointing another.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.738639 del
Shaved my gooch


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.738640 del
>>738639
It needed it.


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.738641 del
>>738640
You said it reminded you that I was a real man


NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.738642 del
what's a gooch?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.738643 del
>>738642
You might need a mirror


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.738644 del
>>738643
Unhelpful response.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.738645 del
my parcels are coming today


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.738646 del
another day of woe


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.738647 del
might make some tea, you neets want any?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.738648 del
Garn cobbee and kake


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.738649 del
>>738647
One cup of earl grey please.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.738650 del
>>738649
you'll have twinnings green tea and like it


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.738651 del
>tfw moribund


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.738652 del
It was Possum who first taught pythons how to unhinge their jaws.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.738653 del
Scientists believe it was possum who first taught pythons how to program


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.738654 del
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>>738650
fine


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.738655 del
might as well drink cat piss if you're going to have green tea


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.738656 del
>tfw no pussy


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.738657 del
The guy at Jaycar literally complained about filling the click and collect order I placed last night.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.738658 del
thinking of hiring an escort and leaving khv status behind
I don't even really care that much as much as I want to tick the box of having done it


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.738659 del
>>738658
you can get glandular fever and cytomegalavirus and herpes from kissing hookers


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.738660 del
>>738659
as long as the v is gone the k and h are less relevant


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.738661 del
A hooker gave a NEET ocular herpes once and Weber had to laser his eyes.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.738662 del
Now the NEET is blind and has herpes.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.738663 del
>>738657
Probably hates his job.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.738664 del
>>738663
He was complaining about components being hard to find and mixed up. If the staff can't do it, how the hell are customers meant to?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.738665 del
my pulser arrived with the bike postie
wiksy must be coming with van postie


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.738666 del
>>738665
>wiksy must be coming with van postie
Invite him in for a glass.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.738667 del
>>738666
it's usually a she


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.738668 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yQw3DvqEbxI [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.738669 del
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she's been
now i can have a shid in peace


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.738670 del
>>738669
isn't that the stuff captain haddock from tintin drinks?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.738671 del
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Scotch of champions


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.738673 del
Big shid. Massive.


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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.738676 del
time for a rockstar and some work


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.738677 del
>>738671
sweetie and webby as train riding hobos


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>>738676


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.738679 del
Saw this comment on /r/YouTube
>Suck my sloppy sausage you absolute meat mongers!!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.738680 del
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She could suck on my white mondster all day, until it bursts and sprays all over her face


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.738681 del
cleaned the ac
the filters had at least 3 cm of dust on them


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.738682 del
>>738669
Nice.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.738683 del
I hate dust


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.738684 del
same


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.738685 del
mold is even worse


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.738686 del
I need a fucking ndis worker to come and make my phone calls for me


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.738687 del
cenno has a picture of an old woman on their website who looks exactly like my mummybot


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.738688 del
Got two free leather armchairs and added them to my collection. My house is now full of free stuff


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.738689 del
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The Based one blesses (You)


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.738690 del
>>738688
what sort of leather? possum skin?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.738691 del
>>738688
noice
winged? chesterfield?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.738692 del
What is on Womboflix tonight?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.738693 del
Possum's regular beatings keep my leather supple.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.738694 del
>>738692
HP 30.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.738695 del
>>738674
>>738675
Good news!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.738696 del
>>738695
You should see his pulsing prober.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.738697 del
>>738696
Hot!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.738698 del
On 7mate ad 13:30pm ACST tomorrow, The Car Club is featuring the Corvette Club's car show that was put on back in February.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.738699 del
Woke up at 5pm. All nighter coming up.
Morndings.
Job interview at MongoDB secured


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.738700 del
>>738699
Should have asked Total Tools if they have an opening.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.738701 del
do the chinks ever use lead in the paint and metal stuff they send over here?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.738702 del
>>738699
nosql db admin 2024 coming up


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.738703 del
>>738701
pretty unlikely


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.738704 del
>>738691
Don’t know what winged or Chester field means


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.738705 del
>>738699
Afternoon, I look forward to this arc >>738702


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.738706 del
Bought a kmart barbell that has to be assembled and secured with roll pins. The chink written instructions said 'use a mallet' and I tried like a mong, but eventually realised I'm gonna need a hammer.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.738707 del
>>738706
what is the bar rated for?
where are the pins?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.738708 del
Aggregate my pipeline!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.738709 del
>>738707
90kg, it's in 3 pieces with the pins holding the outer two parts to the center

https://kmartau.mo.cloudinary.net/6d8ba514-62f2-4e4d-8ead-4dccff8fe353.jpg


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.738710 del
>>738709
Hmm.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.738711 del
Which area of cybersecurity is least like to involve long hours at work?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.738712 del
>>738706
>kmart
One of the residents in Motherbat's town drove their car into the local Kmart today apparently.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.738713 del
>>738709
Just do the needful by looking on YouTube. Someone has probably bought it and reviewed it.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.738714 del
>>738712
Till you ask her if it was a drive through?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.738715 del
>>738711
Roles that don't involve interacting with the tech directly like project management, risk, and training roles wouldn't necessarily have after hours calls.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.738716 del
>>738714
>Till
*Did
Woe.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.738717 del
>>738711
Anything involving governance, compliance, policy creation etc will put you to sleep.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.738718 del
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ordered a plain hamburger and a potato fritter


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.738719 del
>>738717
>will put you to sleep.
That would be perfect for a late riser. Working through the day, partying at night.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.738720 del
>>738719
enjoy staring at MS Word all day


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.738721 del
>>738712
>Kmart
It's good of them to have a drive-thru.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.738722 del
>>738718
the thing on the right is a pineapple fritter that was already tepid on arrival


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.738723 del
>>738718
I thought that was a particular scrumptious looking donut for a moment


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.738724 del
>>738718
Hamburger looks good.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.738725 del
i ate maybe a fifth of the chips
uber have no facility for returning food or getting what you actually ordered
just got a credit
so some other cunt that wanted a family chips to go with something has also been fucked over


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.738726 del
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>>738725
>has also been fucked over


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.738727 del
>>738726
It's not pajeet's fault this time
Looking at the receipt on the bag, it would appear that either:
1. Somebody else with the same first name and first letter of surname ordered from Chicken Knight at the same time as me
or
2. Something has gone horribly wrong in the uber eats database and food orders and their owners are getting mixed up.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.738728 del
>>738727
>It's not pajeet's fault this time
I am still skeptical.

>first name and first letter of surname ordered from Chicken Knight
Someone who wanted to avoid the mines...


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.738729 del
>>738728
>Someone who wanted to avoid the mines...
The fucken Cruisey. I knew it. That meal reeks of a choof head.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.738730 del
>>738689
BASED


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.738731 del
>>738730
Is this some kind of boast, you daft cunt?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.738732 del
>>738730
Snorting it is a nice touch tbqh


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.738733 del
Nobody is in the Womboflix :(


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.738734 del
>>738733
Well nothing is MF playing ….


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.738735 del
>>738732
Endone snort BEST SNORT.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.738736 del
Bought any stoudt tallies lately Weber?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.738737 del
>>738736
> tallies
nobody calls them this


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.738738 del
>>738734
Is there a YouTube documentary or something we can watch? Not magic jew.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.738739 del
>>738733
HP 30 should be on.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.738740 del
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>>738737
Longnecks.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.738741 del
>>738740
Didn't ask


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.738742 del
>>738733
There's no movie tonight neet


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.738743 del
>>738739
how do you add a youtube to cytube?
i can add a temporary playlist name but nothing else


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.738744 del
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>>738741


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.738745 del
>>738738
I saw a minute or so of a video on hillbillies living off the grid I could put on


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.738746 del
Ok neets, we're watching a doco about 'The Man With No Legal Identity - Off the Grid in Appalachia' - get in here - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.738747 del
>>738731
Had to reply to his own post because no one else gave a shite. KEK.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.738749 del
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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.738750 del
>>738748
Time for bed neet.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.738751 del
>>738748
You'll get through the bottle don't worry.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.738752 del
>>738749
kek


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.738753 del
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Thinking about smack.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.738754 del
Snow forecast has disappeared, so no snow this weekend.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.738755 del
>>738753
Good old Clayton.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.738756 del
>snorting painkillers in the dunny bedroom
oooooffft !!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.738757 del
>>738756
It's a shame we never got to see their wedding Steamer.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.738758 del
Is Weber here?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.738759 del
>>738758
Speak


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.738760 del
I made toast from scratch today.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738761 del
>>738759
How was your day?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738762 del
You all missed a good doco. ProjectionistNEET is a good NEET.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738763 del
Titus was awesome, neets should watch it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3eJ1t13fk [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.738764 del
>>738761
Relatively good, thank you.
I received my missing parcels; got some work done; and had a nice lunch.
How as your day?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.738765 del
>>738762
Wasn't it just HP 30?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.738766 del
It's thick, but how sweet is it?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.738767 del
>>738760
You baked the bread from flour and yeast? Or you put some bread in the toaster and then applied condiments?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.738768 del
A woman who gained 2 kilos on a trip lost 1.5 kilos


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.738769 del
>>738767
First, I created the universe.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.738770 del
>>738753
It's illegal to hit retards.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.738771 del
>>738769
Did you build the toaster?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.738772 del
Eating crisps.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.738773 del
>>738658
VN?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.738774 del
Big feed, going to have to sleep on my back tonight.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.738775 del
And idle arse is the Devil's playground.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738776 del
>>738637
He'll be back. Two weeks. Trust teh plan.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738777 del
>>738759
>>738736


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738778 del
>>738775
True.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.738779 del
>>738637
Didn't he leave it to imissfather? So, yeah, pretty much abandoned it.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.738780 del
>>738774
Give your belly a rub.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.738781 del
>>738777
I last had a longneck of stdout on Saturday 12 August.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.738782 del
We should go to Las Vegas.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.738783 del
>>738668
Sirgay Fagjackinoff


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.738784 del
>>738783
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.738785 del
>>738781
That's about the time I last had one, and it cost $8.50. I get one tonight and the price shot up to 12(twelve) dollarydoos.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.738786 del
>>738785
Happy birthday.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.738787 del
Did the BO say when he was meant to come back?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.738788 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IpmcZYZ7hyY [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.738789 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5uEIXZRsk [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.738790 del
>tennis


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.738791 del
I finished eating the crisps.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.738792 del
>>738779
An idle arse is the Devil's playground.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.738793 del
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>>738792


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.738794 del
>>738793
Cute.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.738795 del
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>>738794


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.738796 del
>>738786
Hip hip, okay?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.738797 del
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>>738796


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.738798 del
IGA is too old to sell his holes for goon money.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.738799 del
>>738798
That shouldn't be an excuse to let them be idle.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.738800 del
>>738799
>>738413


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.738801 del
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>>738799
A hole is a hole


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.738802 del
>>738801
He likes them young, maybe that's why Nuro likes him.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.738803 del
>>738802
If he was alive, he wouldn't keep his holes idle. Especially his nostrils


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.738804 del
he's trying extra hard tonight


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.738805 del
>>738803
He'd be injecting it by now.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.738806 del
he's extra hard tonight


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.738807 del
>>738806
Hot!


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.738808 del
going to send him a doordash


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.738809 del
I sent Weber a


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.738810 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JoI911uawTU [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.738811 del
>>738699
Good morning


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.738812 del
>>738718
Where's the boigm


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.738813 del
>>738764
>doesn't reply


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.738814 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed Friday, Neets! o7


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.738815 del
Oops!
Forgot flag.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.738816 del
erroneous garbage


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.738817 del
Man I got mind-control over deeBO, he be like "shut teh fuck up, you're perma-banned".

I be quiet.

But when he AWOL, I be postin' again.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.738818 del
SmeagleFryNEET


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.738821 del
>>738820
Why didn't you use the flag?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.738822 del
morning neets, slept badly


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.738823 del
>>738822
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.738824 del
What happened to our BO? Does anyone know?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.738825 del
>>738824
Nuro got his revenge.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.738826 del
>>738824
It's a question that keeps people busy.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.738827 del
>>738826
He caused a mass exodus of users. Fuck him.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.738828 del
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>Sex toys and other contraband goods are hacked up and torched by Bali officials who seized them from tourists at island's airport
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12421101/sex-toys-destroyed-tourists-Bali.html


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.738829 del
>>738827
Oh well, I look forward to this show repeating again tomorrow.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.738830 del
>>738751
couldn't
I have 2 glasses left in the bottle


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.738831 del
>>738763
that guy was actually posting here?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.738832 del
>>738830
You'll make it up tonight. I won't lose faith just yet.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.738833 del
>>738805
>>738803
>>738798
can you talk a little more about iga?
still have no idea who he is


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.738834 del
>>738832
thanks neet


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.738835 del
>>738833
They were best friend forevor who had married. There was a helicopter crash on their honeymoon and now both are dead.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.738836 del
mording


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.738837 del
>>738836
Didn't ask
Cunt behaviour


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.738838 del
>>738836
>>738822
>>738823
Morning


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.738839 del
>>738833
Mentally ill drifter who compulsively stalked and NEET and shat the up board so badly it became unusable and caused the previous #BO to retire


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.738840 del
Seethe


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.738841 del
>>738839
He still routinely posts here


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.738842 del
>Cunt behaviour
Hey bigunna, try looking at the reports and banning NEETs for blatant ban evasion


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.738843 del
>>738839
we should put tiffin in charge, he'll shoah the iga's of the world


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.738844 del
>>738843
He had a board, once


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.738845 del
>>738842
It took me 10 mins to log in and reopen the page.
Stop expecting so much of me.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.738846 del
>>738845
maybe if you stayed off the goon and the choof for a few minutes


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.738847 del
>>738845
Might as well not bother


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.738848 del
>>738846
Stop expecting so much of him


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.738849 del
>>738847
I don't.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.738850 del
I only ban Nuro because it's funny and I'm secretly team IGA.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.738851 del
>>738850
Who?


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.738852 del
Choofs for poofs


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.738853 del
>>738836
morning


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.738854 del
>>738835
sounds like a joke
>>738839
kek
the first part is funny, the second one not so much so
>>738841
good to know


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.738855 del
Too late for pineapple


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.738856 del
massive flatulence this morning


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.738857 del
>>738854
It’s not funny. There was twice as many people and the board was much more active.


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.738858 del
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the free pcb design stuff has come along way since I looked at it last


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.738859 del
>>738857
Haha funny


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.738860 del
>>738851
RIP.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.738861 del
>>738848
Very demanding NEETs.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.738862 del
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Office Works (Notepads), Kmart (Resistance bands) and Super Cheap Auto (Car Cover).

Almost choked on a piece of apple.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.738863 del
>>738862
Have a piece of cake to feel better.
I am yet to get dressed and leave the hovel.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.738864 del
>>738863
>Have a piece of cake to feel better.
Good idea, but I am thinking about chocolate McDolans Ice cream already.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.738865 del
>>738828
That guard on the left is looking at that black dildo a bit too closely.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.738866 del
>>738865
He's doing the calculations.
Go big or go home.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.738868 del
off to run errands


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.738869 del
>>738868
Good luck.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.738870 del
>>738868
Have a good run.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.738871 del
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>>738866
Only the supersized shall survive


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.738872 del
>>738870
>Have a good rum
I did get a bottle of Bundy Red and 4 litres of Coke. How did you know?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.738873 del
>>738872
A neet knows these things.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.738874 del
>>738872
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.738875 del
possum once read my fortune with tarot cards, and predicted great gooning, wanking, binge eating and internet usage. Unbelievable.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.738876 del
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>>738875


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.738877 del
It EXPLODED out of me. Great start to the day.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.738878 del
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>>738876


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.738879 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.738880 del
>>738875
>>738873


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.738881 del
>>738877
Your arse isn't an idle playground, good sign.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.738882 del
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>>738879


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.738883 del
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>>738882


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.738884 del
>>738883
I don't see a nosql db admin 2024 in that expression.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.738885 del
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>>738884
>if you only knew how no the sql really is


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.738886 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.738887 del
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>>738885
That's his face when he starts getting requests on LinkedIn


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.738888 del
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Fuck off wizzy, this is a whites only board


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.738889 del
>>738881
It's been sitting around doing nothing the past 3 days. A true NEET arse.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.738890 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.738891 del
>>738889
been doing that most my life


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.738892 del
You're a wet fart


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.738893 del
You're a met mart


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.738894 del
>>738864
McDonalds isnt food.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738895 del
Turned it off at the power point


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738896 del
thinking about lunch


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738897 del
>>738894
It is


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738898 del
>>738894
Then what is it


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738899 del
>>738896
Maggonalds?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.738900 del
>>738898
American


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.738901 del
>>738899
could do, although they're always busy at this time


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.738902 del
>>738872
>4 litres of Coke
Enough for Saturday then?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.738903 del
Went to the rub and tug.
Was intending to get one last one out of my system, took 200. (Extra notes in different pockets so they didnt try to take it all).
Was going to ask for two girls for 45min for $150 with gobby (and spitting cum in each others faces) but Im not sure they understand anything.
Ended up getting an hour for 80, and she took the extra 20, which I thought was change, so 100, which is what i paid last time for 30min.
She asked for $50 for a bj but I said no, then she got snotty and I went a bit soft. Grabbed my nuts firmly which was good and got up on the table on her knees, basically sitting on the back of my head.
Finished 15 min early so i made her rub my scalp for the remainder, she didnt look impressed. Said gday to a 50yo exec dopey looking cunt in the kitchen area. I think he was waiting for them to cook him food, i could smell fried chicken cooking.
Was hoping it was for me, last time I got a fruit salad.
Getting a chicken burgah.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.738904 del
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>>738902
Saturday morning, perhaps


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.738905 del
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>>738888


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.738906 del
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>>738895
How long was it on?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.738907 del
>>738896
GregO really enjoyed Domino's new 'The Lot' pixxa.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738908 del
>>738903
>but Im not sure they understand anything
are any of these hookers white girls? asking for a m8


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738909 del
Some old codger walked past and turned his head to look at the pepe.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738910 del
>>738903
>fruit salad
Filthy degenerate.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.738911 del
>>738908
No. I dont think I'd go to a white one.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.738912 del
>>738910
Had dirty kiwis and just ripe strawberries.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.738913 del
where's the best place to get a high quality swiss roll cake from?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.738914 del
>>738912
>dirty kiwis
sounds like some perverted sexual act involving sheep


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.738915 del
>>738913
Swisserland


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.738916 del
I ate in at McDolans.
There was a girl in there from Lizbef Cash Converters.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.738917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Poy4cj-Pjg [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.738918 del
>>738917
do they have any songs where barbie actually lays down a decent banjo rhythm?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.738919 del
>>738909
Put it back in your pants!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.738920 del
>>738918
Of the few vids I've watched all three of their playing has been very basic.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.738921 del
>>738857
at least this place doesn't get flooded


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.738922 del
>>738920
yeah I've watched the ones you've posted here and they'll all a bit basic


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.738923 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-EjfTsIHM-Y [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.738924 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KRWSQa6lJ6I [Embed]
sheeeeeeeit


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.738925 del
>>738903
noice
>>738911
at least asian?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.738926 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vcLRZp3y9I [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.738927 del
interdasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDRfJ6eCoSY [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.738928 del
>>738919
It was a big pepe. He avoided eye contact when walking back past after.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.738929 del
Time for a rum.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.738930 del
>>738925
At least. Ethnic girls have the exotic advantage, white girls would have to be pretty special excessively dirty sluts to be worth paying for.
Saw a qt curry on the way home at the servo.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.738931 del
>>738929
Did you put your sneakers on?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.738932 del
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>>738930
> a qt curry


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.738933 del
>>738916
Big meal?
I had my chocolate ice cream.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.738934 del
(114.68 KB 833x472 Cucktoria.jpg)


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.738935 del
>>738923
Sounds alright aye


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.738936 del
>>738930
don't like brown/dark pussies, but you do you


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.738937 del
>>738933
I had a double quarter pounder and medium chips and six nuggers

>>738931
I took them off. Had two glasses of rum watching >>738698

>>738935
yeh


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.738938 del
>>738931
>sneakers


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.738939 del
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>>738934
capitalism at it's finest


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.738940 del
>>738939
working as designed


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.738941 del
ruh roh
need a shid


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.738942 del
>Billionaire Bryan Johnson starts ‘penis rejuvenation therapy’ as part of bid to live forever
>>“Evidence: multiple randomised controlled trials showed that shockwave therapy improves erectile dysfunction.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/billionaire-bryan-johnson-starts-penis-rejuvenation-therapy-as-part-of-bid-to-live-forever/news-story/6023ca5716a4699a53f79d03e72223b5

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNzERZyDiKw [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.738943 del
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>>738924
>reaction vids


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.738944 del
Back's sore again


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.738945 del
>>738943
It was in the suggestions on the right hand side. I knew you’d like it.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.738946 del
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>>738943


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.738947 del
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Doing a poo with the door open


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.738948 del
NK's sister
https://www.fuckbook.com/p/Yuwarra1


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.738949 del
>>738948
is there any hot sheilas from lizbef there?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.738950 del
>>738949
There are sheilas from lizbef.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.738952 del
>>738951
Cute.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.738953 del
might watch a machining youtube and then get back into my pcb design
maybe have a wank between the two
who knows


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.738954 del
>>738928
He was out-pepe'd


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.738955 del
>>738931
low-to-moderatley bantered


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.738956 del
Girls have poo in their bums, but not me. I went to toilet.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.738957 del
Salad Economical which I can not refuse! Very tasty, I cook from simple products!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.738958 del
>>738956
For now...


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.738959 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.738960 del
>>738959
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING BREADS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.738961 del
>>738960
snort bath salts


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.738962 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3UtSE_ByX8 [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.738963 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i4KCvXAEhl4 [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.738964 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PmxrwsU_xbw [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.738966 del
>>738965
That book was purchased by Fatherbot in 1983 or thereabouts.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.738967 del
>>738940
man of culture
>>738939
*its


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.738968 del
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>>738948


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.738969 del
>>738951
handsome fella


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.738970 del
The next punishment is going to be fire based.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.738971 del
>>738966
The South Australian Institute of Technology became the University of South Australia after merger around 1990.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.738972 del
>>738971
>South Australia


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.738973 del
>>738972
BEST AUSTRALIA


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.738974 del
>>738958
It, flew out of me quicker than Weber peeling out from a KFC drive-thru in the 'Vette after being rejected by a Q.T..


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.738975 del
Tell me one (1) good thing about our government.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.738976 del
>>738975
They still give you dole money.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.738977 del
>>738976
Bread and circuses, good goy.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.738978 del
>>738977
Most of you would be completely fucked if it was shut off.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.738979 del
>>738978
I'll be fine, would be funny seeing the rest drown.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.738980 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.738981 del
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>>738962


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.738982 del
Possum asked annie if she was ok once


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.738983 del
>>738963
A tad repetitive yeah


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.738984 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.738986 del
>>738984
Sunny day?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.738987 del
>>738983
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7U3hUmRK01M [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.738988 del
>>738967
i'ts*


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.738989 del
>>738972
HEAVE AWAY
HAUL AWAY


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.738990 del
farted, need to wipe


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.738991 del
>>738981
Thats a Steva Vai signature Ibanez I think.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.738992 del
Terrible Youtube links.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.738993 del
>>738992
Weber has good taste in music. Not sure about some of the others though.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.738994 del
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>>738964


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.738995 del
>>738993
>Weber has good taste in music
No.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.738996 del
>>738984
HOLY DOG BISCUITS


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.738997 del
im cook potat


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.738999 del
>>738981
>20 seconds of solo before strumming
that's why nobody takes the guitar seriously
I hate strumming fags so much
it's unreal


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.739000 del
>>738988
*i't's


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.739001 del
>>738999
he goes on to do a bit more than strum


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.739002 del
>>738991
Yeah. That 'handle' cutout on the body is very queer.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.739003 del
>>739002
Apparently you can attach the wammy to the strap and its a gimmicky bendy thing while holding it there.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.739004 del
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>>738999
>guitarfag


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.739005 del
There is meaning behind the numbers.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.739006 del
>>738999
Anyone can solo arpeggios, rhythm and chord progression is more interesting.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.739007 del
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>>738987
"Gold digging, sir?" "Nay, sir," answered I, starting, "I was merely—ahem!—merely—I say I was merely digging-round my chimney."


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.739008 del
Weber installed McAfee antivirus on my computer once.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.739009 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.739010 del
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>>739003
You mean like a G-Bender type of guitar thing?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.739011 del
>>739010
You're a G-Bender.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.739012 del
solid body guitars are a disgrace
no skill goes into making the body
fuck all resonant properties


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.739013 del
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In 1 hour we will be streaming There Will Be Blood (2007), starring Daniel Day Lewis and some other people. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.739014 del
>>739013
>Daniel Gay Jewis


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.739015 del
>>739013
I Am Nigger


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.739016 del
on teh menu chicken roll for dindins


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.739017 del
>>739016
lrn2cook


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.739018 del
>>739017
I know how to cook.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.739019 del
>>739001
I know
even when he's strumming he's doing bar chords, but I still can't stand it
>>739004
are you the guy who likes blowing long metal objects?
>>739006
agree
the weird part is that most of the electric guitar fags spend so much type practicing scales only to get heads out of their asses at some point and remember arpeggios exist
then they act as if arpeggios are the holy grail of guitar


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.739020 del
>>739012
hollow body all the way brother


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.739021 del
Possum teaches tapping as the very first lesson on guitar for students with no experience.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.739022 del
Morning all


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.739023 del
weber teaches rasgueado on bar chords as the very first lesson on guitar for students with no experience


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.739024 del
>>739022
morning


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.739025 del
>>739022
Good evening.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.739026 del
>>739023
Weber actually takes them to the shop and makes them exchange the guitar for a banjo.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.739027 del
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>>739023
YOU DON'T GET TO TALK ABOUT WEBER


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.739028 del
>>739027
Calm down, numpty. He can talk about whatever he likes.
t. Weber


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.739029 del
>>739028
Except Motherbat.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.739031 del
>>739028
I can hear your heavy breathing from over here.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.739034 del
>>739031
That is just his asthma or COPD.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.739035 del
>>739034
Typing that much must be tiring for him.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.739036 del
>>739027
>>739026
fuck that was nuro, not weber
my bad


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.739037 del
Two threads.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.739038 del
>>739037
Trust the plan.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.739039 del
>>739035
At least he's still alive. We have lost so many over the years.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.739040 del
>>739039
>alive


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.739041 del
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>>739039
The rigours of executive life can destroy all but the strongest.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.739042 del
>>739040
existing


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.739043 del
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Come on neets, let's finish the thread so we can all go watch the movie.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.739045 del
>>739040
He's enjoying life, whimsically.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.739046 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.739047 del
eating vegies with every dinner, drinking tea instead of coke...what marvels 2023 has seen


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.739048 del
I need to stop the bad home neets from shitting up new threads until the old ones are finished


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.739051 del
Trying to remember the last time I spent saturday night somewhere else and with some other people....Nope.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.739052 del
>>739051
You have us.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.739053 del
RUB N TUG


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.739054 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.739055 del
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fuck it, NEETS, GET TO THE CHOPPAH! RUN!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.739056 del
>>739052
Not really.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.739057 del
>>739056
WE ARE HERE


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.739058 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.739059 del
>>739057
Take the collar off.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.739061 del
>>739059
Hot!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.739062 del
SMOOTH ESTATE PAVEMENT


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.739063 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.739065 del
TRUST THE PLAN


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.739067 del
CUM SPLASH


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