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NEET General #788 - Shut Up You Poop Skinned Diarrhea Blaster Edition NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No. 802440
Are the stereotypes about pajeets and poojetas true? It's time for a frank discussion neets.
OLD: >>801475


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.802462 del
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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.802463 del
>>802462
Stick to it!


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.802465 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.802468 del
How?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.802481 del
SA FUCK QLD A


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.802482 del
>>802462
Based.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.802483 del
IGA WON


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.802484 del
Better question - why does he do it?


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.802486 del
Back to work tomorrow :(


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.802487 del
>>802485
Based.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.802488 del
>>802486
I don't have a job so I'm just going to play Skyrim.


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>>802455
Hang on cuz I'm comming back for ya unna.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.802492 del
>>802447
With a side of Oxy?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.802493 del
still thinking about that garlic bread


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.802494 del
>>802489
I don't remember this episode of Outback Truckers.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.802495 del
fixing the NAS


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.802496 del
Oh FFS if I wanted to see a sweaty man I'd look in teh mirror. Show the bitches FOR FUCKS SAKE.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.802497 del
>>802495
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5PnuIRnJW8 [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.802498 del
>>802496
>I wanted to see a sweaty man
We are not judging you.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.802500 del
Cheeky car dealer is selling the Commie for twice what they paid me.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.802501 del
>>802491
>victoria


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.802502 del
>>802500
BILLED


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.802503 del
What model Commie was it?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.802504 del
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The Castle (1997) will be on in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.802505 del
When is monk getting on the wagon? Has he set a date?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.802506 del
>>802504
Eric banana


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.802507 del
>>802506
I hope Big Fella understands it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.802508 del
>>802497
going to upgrade to a new version and swap everything out except the drives and PSU. like you pseuds care, right?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.802509 del
>>802508
pseud what?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.802510 del
>>802508
haven't been able to afford a new computer since I became a neet


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.802511 del
>>802499
Low quality.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.802512 del
>>802510
Maybe that other neet will give you all his unwanted parts.


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>>802511
Budget quality


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.802515 del
>>802500
Do you think they have detected the issue with the transmission?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.802516 del
>>802515
Nope. Guessing they took it round the block, maybe put it on the hoist for a quick squizz, and then gave it a polish.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.802517 del
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>>802489
I fixed that car for you.

>>802507
A wordplay on a Croat name?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.802518 del
>>802517
>A wordplay on a Croat name?
No, the film in general.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.802519 del
>>802509
pseudo brain
>>802510
Suck a fuck povo scum


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.802520 del
>>802513
>CAD monkey
Eh.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.802521 del
>>802519
Settle down Toiletman.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.802522 del
Can't believe how expensive cheese is these days.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.802523 del
>>802522
All the blocks are around $10 each now. It's insane.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.802524 del
>>802523
Yeah, that is for the cheapest shit too. I have almost entirely stopped buying cheese.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.802526 del
>>802523
>>802522
You can save money by buying the cheese made from rat milk.
They sell it at red dot where I do all my grocery shopping.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.802527 del
>>802526
Smart and economical.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.802528 del
>>802517
Where is his seatbelt?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.802529 del
At the commune Cruisey will milk the goats and make cheese with it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.802530 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wkl6Cglk64o [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.802531 del
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NEW THREAD NEW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH

Presented in NuroVision™️


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.802532 del
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>>802531
The new year started 2 weeks ago. You must have been on a hell of a bender mate.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.802533 del
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>>802532
I said nothing about calendar dates. Perhaps you are about to have a stroke or something mate 🥴


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.802534 del
>>802528
I assume behind his left shoulder.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.802535 del
>>802534
There's no windshield and no side mirrors either.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.802537 del
Nuro better shut up during the moofie, IS2G


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.802538 del
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Ready.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.802539 del
>>802532
It's all those drugs. He is full on pillbrained these days. I warned him but he couldn't help himself.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.802540 del
>>802526
Vitamin R?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.802541 del
>>802533
The pseuds on this board ruin it,IMHO.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.802543 del
>>802535
boongs are physically superior to whites. They have no need of windshields and are perfectly safe without seatbelts. Their mystic psi powers obviate the need for mirrors too.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.802545 del
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Alright neets, it's time for The Castle (1997) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.802547 del
>>802546
I'll have the crumbed barra and chips please.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.802549 del
>>802547
I think the prices have changed since then.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.802550 del
TEST


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.802551 del
Testicular cancer


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.802552 del
>>802550
Did you come from the moofie?


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.802554 del
>>802552
No, we don't allow wogs in the movie room


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.802555 del
>>802554
My uncle is somalian


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.802556 del
>>802555
I don't think he is allowed in the moofie room.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.802557 del
>>802553
I am going call your job service provider tomorrow.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.802558 del
>>802553
Nuro or IGA?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.802559 del
>>802553
Not enough chins.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.802560 del
It looks like Patrick S. Tomlinson.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.802561 del
>>802559
Yeah, too young and not fat enough. Keegan has a rather haggard look in his face, he is aging poorly but he is genuinely a friendly bloke in person.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.802562 del
>>802561
Fat men are often jolly.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.802563 del
>>802562
He has been talking about suicide quite a bit lately. I think he is under a lot of pressure financially. Plus the loneliness is really getting to him.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.802564 del
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HER


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.802565 del
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Jewrassic Park 1 AND 2 on tonight boys.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.802566 del
>>802561
Why do you insist on using real names here ? Do you want another Range Ban ?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.802567 del
>>802563
>Plus the loneliness is really getting to him.
Doesn't he have a visitor from here?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.802568 del
I wonder what Weber's favourite dinosaur is. I bet it's a Stegosaurus.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.802569 del
>>802566
Remember when Stanley used to parade that piece of shit tool set around and put it in all his cringe photos ?

I remember.

I remember.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.802570 del
I FUCKING LOVE YOU WEBER


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.802571 del


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.802572 del
>>802564
I was just watching that scene in jurassic park


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.802573 del
The Castle reminded me of what an abnormal hermit lifestyle I lead all by my schizoid self.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.802574 del
>>802573
The Castle is not diverse enough nor does it promote modern Australian multicultural values. It’s incredibly problematic and should be deleted from the Australian film registrar.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.802575 del
>>802568
I like the Anchiornis with four wings and two legs it would be excellent for deep frying.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.802576 del
>>802573
None of the cast members are hopelessly overweight so [autism] You’re Dreaming ! [\autism]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.802577 del
Fucking iPhone…


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.802578 del
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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.802579 del
>>802578
I want to see Trev, The Movie


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.802581 del
>>802578
The real Trev works for the high court removing valuables from poor families that haven't paid their debts, then he spends his wages on meth and pokies.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.802582 del
Night.


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.802584 del
>>802582
Night.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.802585 del
>>802582
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.802586 del
>>802582
Povo pet barn


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.802587 del
>>802586
The future average australian family will rent and most likely not own dogs or cats.
People will start keeping ants and cockroaches as pets.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.802588 del
>>802553
KEK, we got him!
Not based


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.802589 del
I think The Castle was the most right wing movie womboflix has ever screened, beating out even Red Dawn


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.802590 del
Who makes the tip off?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.802591 del
>>802588
He looks pretty based.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.802592 del
>>802591
I can see why IGA's been avoiding any sort of physical confrontation with nuro. The guy in that picture does look like he'd be trouble if you crossed him. Not saying it's nuro for sure.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.802593 del
had two glasses of whigsy with pebsi
going to be shordly


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.802594 del
>>802592
That cheeky grin looks like he'd enjoy it too.
He's hairier than I had imagined.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.802595 del
>>802594
he's a wog


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>>802588
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Ok guys you found me. I give up. If QPS show up I will be showing them this thread. So it’s best you delete all of /ausneets/ right now.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.802597 del
>>802596
Do you DM with AJ on discord?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.802598 del


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.802599 del
>>802596
What norty things were you doing in that picture?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.802600 del
wanna eat anne's rissoles


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.802601 del
>>802600
you have to season the topside first mate


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.802602 del
The DOXing has to stop, it kills the board as a whole. Nobody will post anything.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.802603 del
>>802602
It does have a chilling effect on everyone except nuro, but we'd need an active BO to stop it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.802604 del
Cruisey is taking me to Sizzler tomorrow.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.802605 del
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>>802602
>>802603
Let it be on record IGA ruined this board with pathological doxxing. Showing up at Nuro’s business and taking photos like a creep was the day this board died. People like IGA are why we can’t have nice things anymore.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.802606 del
>>802605
Agreed.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.802607 del
>>802604
Hope you have a nice time.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.802608 del
>>802604
What do they have at the dessert bar these days?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.802609 del
>>802608
Last I heard is was an all you can eat Ice cream and Gelato buffet.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.802610 del
>>802603
Nasty neets can always sock puppet, I'm not sure if would matter.
>>802605
We can't have nice things because we're neets.I had no idea that this had been going on years, it's bizarre and unbecoming.

Someone tried to dox me once and I just ignored. There's nothing to be gained from an internet shit fight so someone starting one is better just ignored.

Many of the neets who goad you are simply bored and if you didn't react they would quickly get sick of it and move on.
Everyone should move on from this.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.802611 del
>>802610
I bet IGA is too pussy to even contact the police.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.802612 del
>>802610
Doxxing completely kills the fun of the anonymity. When you're anonymous you can enjoy not being judged for past shit you couldn't control. I used to like the illusion of imagining new people coming and going. that illusion died now i just see the same few people posting the same few things for years. maybe internet communities like this one have an expiry date. maybe it dying could have been prevented by frequently adding new people into the mix.
sorry for effort posting but whatever


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.802613 del
>>802610
It’s just what every celebrity has ever said. We can’t have nice things because there are unemployable people with severe mental health problems who have nothing else to do each day other than obsess over you and make your life a living hell.

They usually win purely because they have just so much free time to devote to an utterly pointless task and until they fuck up. Then when the law comes after them they cry for mommy.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.802614 del
>>802612
It's no secret we're losing users and this shit is why. New users will lurk, see some shit like this then just leave without ever posting.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.802615 del
I'm sure a yummy cake would cheer everyone up.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.802616 del
>>802613
There are indeed many people who dedicate huge amounts of time to harassing people, and somehow achieve virtually nothing.
What did lao tzu say, being a leech is worse than being bitten by a leech


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.802617 del
NK you boong.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.802618 del
>>802566
>>802569
This is some really bad samefagging.
Settle down, Keegan. The last time IGA got rangebanned you also got banned because you're bed buddies.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.802619 del
>>802592
Keegan has posted pictures of himself before and that obviously isn't him. He is a bit of a manlet and quite chubby but not full on obese despite what some here say.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.802620 del
The Japanese tourists were throwing pilchards at him. They thought he was a pelican.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.802621 del
>>802613
>mommy


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.802622 del
>>802617
Boongcake


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.802623 del
Felt something crawling on my side in the dark and flicked it off and turned the light on and it was a white tailed spider. Hope the cunt didn’t bite me.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.802624 del
>>802605
You were the first one to post any personal information by posting his phone number.
Before that it had just been him posting a public business which is also wrong but you can't claim you didn't escalate it. Both of you retards keep blaming the other and using that to justify your spastic behaviour.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.802625 del
>>802622
Petrol flavoured?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.802626 del
>>802624
Didn't he post IGA's phone number because IGA kept calling him?
Got what he deserved.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.802627 del
I remember years ago when I was looking at joining the ADF the website had a picture of a boong for the fuel specialist role. I remember posting that here and we all had a laugh about sniffing jet fuel.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.802628 del
>>802626
That doesn't mean the rules don't apply. Just because someone does something to you irl doesn't mean you can dox them here.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.802629 del
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>>802625
The oven is petrol powered and some ciggie butts mixed into the batter


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.802630 del
This doxxing stuff is just limited to nuro, tiffin and iga. The first two even have a discord server dedicated to doxxing iga which has been completely fruitless despite years of work lol (the phone number and face photo were both provided by iga directly).
What the board needs is a reliable moderator (not monk) to ban all three of them (weber is too soft for this) and enforce the ban long enough for them to move on. There needs to be an extra rule about not bringing them up for no reason, no dickriding etc, no replying to the ones evading their bans (the "Based" replier needs to be raped and crucified) etc. None of the neets that could be trusted to do this are willing and the willing would only destroy the board. Nuro has had half a decade to reform his ways and hasn't done so. The only way to remove him is get rid of all three of them.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.802631 del
>>802621
>>802624
>Japanese VPN
18.1
18.1


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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.802633 del
>>802630
Chicken dinner wanted the job back


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.802634 del
>>802626
Yep. IGA still thinks he is the victim after prank calling Nuro’s Business. Just let that sink in. His mental illness knows no bounds.

IGAs occupation is that of a full time grifter. This is a fact. There is no disputing it. Imagine being his job service provider. He has fulfilled literally zero obligations while escalated several complaints to supervisory body.

GRIFTER PIECE OF DOGSHIT


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>>802630
I don't pay attention to the drama so I know barely anything about it but I did a spot read of the oldest available threads in the catalogue and found this.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.802636 del
>>802635
> I don’t pay attention
> digs up a t 12 month old post
> posts a screenshot he took last year

LIES LIES LIES LIES


>switched VPN as well

WE SEE YOU


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.802637 del
This is why monk doesn't moderate here anymore


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.802638 del
>>802636
I don't and that's the most attention I've ever paid to the cancer that ruined this board.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.802639 del
>>802637
Fun fact: IGAy burnt out (3) Board owners. Fact.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.802640 del
>>802635
Yeah, IGA got permabanned >>645516 >>645517 and nuro got put on probation >>646336 but violated it >>647012 >>647015 and got permabanned >>647249.
There were lots of amusing nuro tantrums >>647307 >>647718


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.802641 del
>>802639
Maybe the solution is to appoint Stanley as beau.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.802642 del
>>802633
Remember when nuro was saying he was going to kill him >>647294
What a retard lol.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.802643 del
>>652494
Kek. These old threads are comedy gold.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.802644 del
I assume this iga character keeps coming back for one specific reason or else everyone would have ignored him and he would eventually get bored of the place.
The last proper troll we ever had that I can remember was that fagneet that talked about getting a hand job through an email and his fake indian family (or whatever the fuck his story was) but that lasted less than a year because he ran out of ideas and we stopped taking his bait.

>Of each particular thing, ask what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?”


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.802645 del
>>650083
Truly a post fitting of Dan's divinity.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.802646 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Khl7t2d55dg [Embed]
Here is a song for the neet that HATES the moon. ♥️🌙♥️


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.802647 del
>>802644
The problem is that both IGA and nuro are losers with nothing else going on in their lives. They live for the board.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.802648 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUCRA3k7w2Q [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.802649 del
Back on the Christian youtube videos.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.802650 del
>>802639
Only the weak ones.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.802651 del
>>802644
Stanners has always been here.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.802652 del
>>802651
Before /ausneets/ was - Stanners is.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.802653 del
Shouldn't have been surprised by how many of you didn't enjoy the castle.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.802654 del
>>802647
Did iga come here after nuro?
I can only remember when nuro came.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.802655 del
>>802653
Most neets have probably already seen it multiple times.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.802656 del
>>802654
IGA was here but had a lower profile. The introduction of custom flags was a disaster for the board. There is a reason that imageboards do not have names/avatars etc.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.802657 del
>>802653
Didn't they like it?
What were the main complaints?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.802659 del
>>802656
Ausneets always had namefags and flags were very early on.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.802660 del
>>802659
The custom flags came later and the namefags were present yes but they generally weren't as narcissistic as some of them are today.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.802661 del
>>802660
I reckon it was straight away. Pretty sure there were custom flags on aus


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.802662 del
>>802661
Yeah, I think /aus/ did. /meatpie/ definitely did. Not sure about 8chan's /ausneets/ though.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.802663 del
QUEEN MARY HAS A STINKY COOTER


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.802664 del
>>802663
>COOTER
Nigger term.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.802665 del
Got jumpscared by the tranny ogre on linus tech tips.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.802666 del
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o7


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.802667 del
>>802666
Hey, fella! Have a nice Sunday!


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.802668 del
>>802667
Thanks. You also.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.802669 del
My teeth are fucked. I need to see a dentist but I'm scared.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.802670 del
So what’s the final solution to the drama and doxxing killing the board?
Ban nuro if he ever posts in his usual style?
I don’t think I’ve even seen iga post in ages but nan him anyway?
New BO?
Advertise the board and bring in new users again like the old days?
New rules preventing too much personality like nuro being narcissistic?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.802671 del
>>802670
You should be BO


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.802672 del
(39.45 KB 428x716 images (15).jpeg)
(63.18 KB 480x640 images (14).jpeg)


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.802673 del
>>802671
Assuming you’re serious, would you really want THE retard as bo?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.802674 del
>>802673
Sure, why not?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.802675 del
>>802674
I’m missing years of neetlore. I still don’t know who anyone is barely. I thought it was kinda the whole point of it. But to me now this board just seems like a discord server with a tiny bit of anonymity.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.802676 del
Just tried a ADF 'You' session practice test. Couldn't manage to work out distance over time as a multiple choice answer, woe


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.802677 del
>>802676
I tried doing an application to the army a little while back. I was stumped when they said you must have an active healthy social life before you join. That and you can’t have herpes. I was hoping to join to escape neet dom. Instead I got JUSTed


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.802678 del
>>802677
>you must have an active healthy social life before you join. That and you can’t have herpes.
Vile slander


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.802679 del
>>802677
>active healthy social life before you join
>and you can’t have herpes
No, pick one


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.802680 del
you neets should really go to bed, it's getting late


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.802681 del
>>802679
I know right? That’s why I’m justed about it. I got no sex and still somehow got herpes. Oh well at least it’s not literally aids lmao


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.802682 del
>>802666
Thanks o7


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.802683 del
>>802596
You handsome devil.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.802684 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.802685 del
8 inches


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.802686 del
>>802685
Did it flush?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.802687 del
>>802686
I don't use plumbing I empty waste manually, I fill a bucket with water and put two wooden planks on the edges to sit on and shit in the bucket.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.802688 del
>>802687
Where do you empty the bucket?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.802689 del
>>802688
Onto the road in another street or people's driveways, I like to get a few days use out of a bucket before I empty it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.802690 del
morning bros


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.802691 del
>>802689
Do you worry about the bucket spilling or even overfilling when carrying it out?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.802692 del
>>802690
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.802693 del


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.802694 del
>>802681
AIDS is made up, its basically gay lifestyle and first generation AIDS meds.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.802695 del
Before modern plumbing the local government would dig big holes for the people to poo in and sent police around to people's houses to make sure they weren't shitting in their backyards (pissing was allowed).
It could sometimes take up to 10 minutes to reach your local shitting hole on foot and many people would shit their pants on the long trek, you weren't allowed to shit in a jar and bring the shit with you to empty in the hole because all shits had to be done in the hole.
Many people tried to smuggle shit they had brought from home but the state employed hole inspectors to observe the people shitting in the hole, the punishment for poo smuggling was for the criminal to be thrown into the hole and not allowed to leave for 12 hours.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.802696 del
>>802694
I knew it!


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.802697 del
gonna get back on the diet wagon today, I swear


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.802698 del
>>802691
I fill it to the brim no matter the danger


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.802699 del
>>802695
>you weren't allowed to shit in a jar and bring the shit with you to empty in the hole because all shits had to be done in the hole.
You are a true knowledge holder of the land.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.802700 del
>>802698
Truly inspiring.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.802701 del
>>802675
You say that each time you pop in and each time you mention meatpie so you are probably more up with internet ausneets lore than us.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.802702 del
Another sleepless night. That's 3 out of the last 4.
Why was I cursed with mong disease. Dementia by 50 for sure


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.802703 del
>>802695
How much time have you spent in the hole?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.802704 del
>>802702
Do you need a full night sleep?

I haven't had a good sleep in a while. If it's bad enough, I take the days activities at a slower pace.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.802705 del
>>802703
Good question.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.802706 del
>>802705
He was born in the hole, molded by it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.802707 del
>>802706
Well bantered.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.802708 del
I am finally having a good poo day. Hopefully it's all out now.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.802709 del
Imagine finding out you were an unwilling poo smuggler.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.802710 del
>>802709
If you were caught and thrown into the hole according to the NEET's dreamtime story. You couldn't forget that experience.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.802711 del
Tiriel Mora, the lawyer in The Castle, is jewish. Imagine having a jewish lawyer and losing your case anyway.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.802712 del
>>802711
Did the solicitor get paid though?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.802713 del
>>802704
I don't need a full night. I can function on 5 hours, even a basic day on 4
I'm talking 0 lately


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.802714 del
>>802713
Maybe see your doctor for a chat. That doesn't sound sustainable.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.802715 del
might make some rissoles for dinnner


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.802716 del
Rissoles should be spelled with a W.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.802717 del
Wristsoles, hand shaped with love.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.802718 del
They need to do a 2020s sequel to the castle, where the family is now renting, has somalians and gooks for neighbours, dad's an alco, mum's on valium, and the kids are on meth. The whole thing is set around trying to save the local pokies where the family spends most their day.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.802719 del
>tfw nobody cared about my spider encounter


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.802720 del
>>802718
Like

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c7V2mXX29ys [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.802721 del
>>802623
>>802719
Congratulations on surviving.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.802722 del
>>802721
Might shoot web later if you know what I mean


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.802723 del


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.802724 del
>>802722
Poor Webby.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.802725 del
I've always seen how parents get up to nurse a baby in the middle of the nighy
What happens if you just ignore it? Wouldn't it eventually go back to sleep


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.802726 del
Is the weekend long special epsode over now?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.802727 del
>>802725
I am fairly certain that the babies stop doing it and it can cause behavioural issues later as it they don't develop normally.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.802728 del
My tomato’s in the microwave that I put in my soup are gross and baggy now like an old man’s balls. What is a lad to do in this situation?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.802729 del
I bet my schizoid nature and extreme social withdrawal was caused by my mum ignoring my cries as a baby in the middle of the night.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.802730 del
garn for a little cruise, you neets need anything?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.802731 del
>>802730
One Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.802732 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.802733 del
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Again I am being kept prisoner in my domicile by the startrack dictator who watches my every move to swoop when I am temporarily outside my designated delivery boundary, and refute my claim to the package I covet so I can finish my PC build.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.802734 del
>>802732
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.802735 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PKRym0eBlQ [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.802736 del
>>802733
What part are you waiting for?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.802737 del
Good Morning NEETs

stick to it


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.802738 del
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>>802733
You are neechas Last Man. You must become the UBERPOSSUM!


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.802739 del
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5v power supply for one of these


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.802740 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.802741 del
>>802727
It's called failure to thrive.
There was video footage in the late 80s or early 90s of Romanian orphanages with rooms full of babies that nobody tended to and they all turned into mute retards.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.802742 del
(before dying)


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.802743 del
Better than qld


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.802744 del
>>802743
Get me a pepper pie.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.802745 del
>>802744
What bakery


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.802746 del
>>802739
I look forward to seeing the final result.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.802747 del
I bet I was soothed too much as a child and thats why I can never sleep properly


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.802748 del
>>802745
Trick question. All of them.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.802749 del
He's going to spoil his lunch at Sizzler.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.802750 del
>>802743
Lovely.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.802751 del
possum skipped leg day once


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.802753 del
Had the 3 Nuggets & Chips Carry Cup at hungry jack's for morning tea. I give it the ausneets tick of approval, and at $3.50 was reasonably priced.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.802754 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.802755 del
>Your shipment has been delivered
No it bloody well hasn't.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.802756 del
>>802755
Check potential hiding spots on the front porch.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.802757 del
>>802755
Bad homes at work.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.802758 del
>>802756
>>802757
I was playing with my NEETstick when the Postie rocked up and the gate was padlocked and he just rode off without doing anything.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.802759 del
>>802746
its going in the bin if i cant figure out how to power it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.802760 del
>tfw you ride all the way to deliver a package but some wanker has locked the gate


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.802761 del
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>>802743
Oh, that looks like splendid bathing. I trust you enjoyed your immersion.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.802762 del
Weber and Possum go for a swim.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8 [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.802763 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.802764 del
Lost 70.
Shouldve just went for a tug.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.802765 del
>>802763
Did you see the van?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.802766 del
>>802764
Where's the pies?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.802767 del
>>802764
The only way is to win it back. Put in another 70, or the chinaman takes all.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.802768 del
>>802765
I smelled the diesel fumes and saw the cloud of dust he made when I got back. Next time I will set a swinging spike log. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.802769 del
Fugg now I need to purchase the items again and wait another two weeks. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.802770 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.802771 del
>>802770
DONT YOU KNOW HOW THE WORLD WORKS YOU PEASANT
THE DELIVERY PAJEET DOESNT PLAY BY THE RULES BUT WE MUST AS SLAVES.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.802772 del
Oh wait they are taking it to the post office down the road. I can get some yoghurt while I'm there.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.802773 del
nutcase


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.802774 del
>>802773
oh you wait until I post what is in the parcel. Then you will be justed.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.802775 del
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Pajeet now rules the street. He does as he wills, and the white man must cower inside his house, awaiting delivery. All streets are now designated streets.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.802776 del
Having a bowl of Goulburn Valley mixed fruit in juice.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.802777 del
>>802640
Nuro wants to ignore all of this.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.802778 del
>>802729
My mother said that was encouraged back in the 80s as it was believed responding immediately would make the child clingy or something but that she was against it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.802779 del
>>802737
>nuro post
>it's a child


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.802780 del
>>802775
I saw a man shitting on Hindley street once.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.802781 del
>>802776
add a scoop of yogurt


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.802782 del
>>802775
the jeet was clever and little by little he takes power from the white man who stupidly succumbed to the temptations of home delivered goyslop and chinkshit.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.802783 del
>>802782
This is how the ancient white aryan master race lost control in vedic india.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.802784 del
>>802781
I don't have any.

My missing parcel also went to the local post office. I don't know why he said he had delivered it.

A bottle of whisky and my Johnny Bigg order should arrive today with the van one. She starts really late in the day for some reason.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.802785 del
>>802780
Sounds like Davo.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.802786 del
Also the European wasps in the hole in the back yard are still there. I thought ignoring them for 3 weeks might fix the problem.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.802787 del
>>802786
Dust it


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.802788 del
>>802787
I don't want to die. Well not that way anyhow.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.802789 del
I also don't know what made the hole in the ground. I assume the wasps don't have little shovels. Probably a fucking snake that upgraded to something else I haven't discovered yet.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.802790 del
fucking itchy pubes all the time and explosive diarrhea


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.802791 del
>>802790
>Shut Up You Poop Skinned Diarrhea Blaster Edition


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.802792 del
>>802784
>She starts really late in the day for some reason.
She has commenced her run.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.802793 del
>He didn't come and get me for Sizzlers :(


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.802794 del
>>802788
get an adult to do it. Its easy and effective.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.802795 del
Did a massive shit and right after flushing the toilet and washing my hands I needed to take a piss so I just went outside instead.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.802796 del
>tfw never ever


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.802797 del
>>802796
Tomorrow is Monday her time, NEET. We must hold out hope.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.802798 del
>>802764
You tried your best, that is what matters.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.802799 del
Off to get my packages.
'Pants =/= on


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.802800 del
Enough is enough. Olive isn't going to post. Ausneets needs to start the search for a new skank.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.802801 del
>>802790
My sweaty pubes have been chafing my fat fuck legs lately


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.802802 del
>>802800
>Ausneets


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.802803 del
>>802790
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.802804 del
Did anybody else read about the Jeetshaker today?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.802805 del
>>802804
Is that like the thugshaker?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.802807 del
(4.74 MB 404x720 20221006_195004.mp4)


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.802808 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.802809 del
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(1.08 MB 1700x2645 quiet_earth1.jpg)
This Wednesay on womboflix...an English sailor becomes shipwrecked in 17th century Japan, in Shogun (1980)

Then on Saturday, the crime thriller Training Day (2001) - a rookie cop spends his first day as a Los Angeles narcotics officer with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears to be.

Finally, on Sunday, we will be showing the New Zealand sci-fi film The Quiet Earth (1985) - a man wakes up one day to find out that every other human on earth has vanished, leaving him with all the tendies.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.802810 del
This song is literally me. Anyone else like it?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A1jaOzqSmfs [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.802811 del
>>802810
It's no Alien Ant Farm.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.802812 del
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Haven't seen any of these on Border Security. Too busy picking on the chinks over illegal tobacco and the dead mallard down the undies.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.802813 del
>>802812
I hate streetshitters so much it's unreal.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.802814 del
FUKN REEEEEEEEEEEE I WENT TO THE POST OFFICE BUT MY PACKAGE WASNT THERE
THEY SAID IT WOULD BE THERE I WAITED UNTIL THEY SENT ME A MESSAGE BUT IT WASNT THERE
THEY CHUD SAID TO COME BACK TOMORROW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i got some yoghurt and sultanas tho.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.802815 del
>>802814
I am still angry about those cunts at IGA charging me double for that tub of yoghurt. I am never going back there. Fucking dogs.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.802816 del
>>802814
Yeah they pull that shit regularly. Even when you've seen the postie get off his bike and walk into the post office.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.802817 del
>>802816
I've lived all around Australia and the post office employees are consistently awful people.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.802818 del
>>802817
I posted some of the google reviews of the horrid little chink who runs the Lizbef Souf PO.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.802819 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.802820 del
Too much goad in the gen


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.802821 del
I keep worrying there's going to be an earthquake, feel the ground shaking slightly


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.802822 del
>>802814
>i got some yoghurt and sultanas tho.
Winning neet. I bet nobody, except maybe nuro, is having a better day than you.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.802823 del
>>802821
Pajeet?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.802824 del
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>>802818
did a racism?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.802825 del
>>802812
Border security is more invested in enforcing state taxes then anything else. Biosecurity is mostly for show, and counter narcotics is a joke because the big boys sent sea freight containers and they pay taxes like everyone else.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.802826 del
>>802825
Last time I flew back into the country they were filming an episode and the room was full of chinks waiting to be searched and they just waved us through for being white.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.802827 del
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I dont suppose it matters. I was going to hassle the chud to look harder but he is part of the tyrrany, a agent of the Package ZOG so to speak and I do not want to go on a list. I'll just go back tomorrow and buy something else I dont need.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.802828 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUCRA3k7w2Q [Embed]
>that blown kiss at the end


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.802829 del
>>802821
Remember it's not the ground that shakes it is only yourself.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.802830 del
>>802824
I haven't left him any reviews. There are just a lot of reviews talking about how terrible he is.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.802831 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.802832 del
Trying to sell some shit to put some money together to buy some other shit. I wonder how many of us are addicted to buying shit.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.802833 del
Gladiators is on telly tonight


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.802834 del
(162.59 KB 1280x720 faggyiators.jpg)


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.802835 del
>>802832
I'm addicted to shit


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.802836 del
>>802835

Pajeet you have to go back


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.802837 del
>>802835
I can understand why you are but I don't understand why nuro is >>802406


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.802838 del
>>802744
Should have listened. I got lambs fry, but it was just liver cooked as steaks. Lambs brain is nice, that's what I thought it was going to be.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.802839 del
>>802818
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.802840 del
>>802751
Skipped all day on leg day.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.802841 del
This postie van woman better hurry up.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.802842 del
>>802838
Nigger we had this conversation at least once before.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.802843 del
>>802749
I'll order something off the menu, I'm not interested in the buffet.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.802844 del
>>802753
That is a good one.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.802845 del
(16.15 MB 480x848 k75t4p.webm)
(2.40 MB 480x848 iw3x6d.webm)
lol


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.802846 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.802847 del
>>802845
What is the altar in the first one? It sounds like corbanite altar but searching I can't find anything for it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.802848 del
>>802767
I gave it to the dynamite cunt, he never plays fair. Then $20 in the new fake chinaman. It has a very similar dragon but is part of the ALL ABOARD train ones.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.802849 del
>>802776
I bought some home brand ones and there was hard fruit, like the bit connected to the seed.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.802850 del
>>802849
That's no good.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.802851 del
>>802826
Often it's because they've already been tipped off and just want to make it look random to protect their sources, same as narcos.
Immigration offences are often just a mop-up of other crimes


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.802852 del
>>802845
I liked the second one more.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.802853 del
$100 on groceries again, woe


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.802854 del
>>802853
You need to stop buying food.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.802855 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Lyex2tSUyA [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.802856 del
>>802854
yeah he should steal it instead


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.802857 del
>>802856
these days if you see somebody stealing from coles or woolies, no you didn't


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.802858 del
I want some more chocolate.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.802859 del
>>802854
>>802857
>>802856
The price of food has risen 30% in the last two years, people just haven't noticed because the price of expensive food hasn't changed, and the quality/ quantity of regular food has fallen rather than the price rising.
I only buy whole food by the kilo so to me this is obvious


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.802860 del
>>802842
Lambs fry is brains.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.802861 del
>weber
?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.802862 del
making myself angry reading woman posts on r/australia again


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.802863 del
>>802860
>Lamb's fry is lamb offal served as food, including the testicles, liver, sweetbreads, heart, kidneys, and sometimes the brain and abdominal fat—or some combination thereof.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.802864 del
>>802862
ever considered not going there?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.802865 del
>>802862
Trev? No!


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.802866 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.802867 del
>>802850
It wasn't terrible


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.802868 del
Went for a tug, only received a rub.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.802869 del
(4.87 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5281.jpeg)
YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHED


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.802870 del
>>802868
That's shrinkflation.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.802871 del
>>802864
I only check on it about once a week now. still too much


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.802872 del
>>802869
Based?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.802873 del
>>802869
Obesed!


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.802874 del
Reddit is very strange, it's like a written version of what normies think. Infinitely divided to create a safe space for every kind of snowflake, constantly censored, full of shills.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.802875 del
>>802869
Nuro needs a soundtrack by Enino Morricone whenever he rides into the board, like he's looking for a whiskey drinking session at the saloon.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.802876 del
>>802858
I'm having a hot chocolate.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.802877 del
Staying back late at the shop to get drunk tonight Nuro?
Uber to work in the morning?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.802878 del
>>802877
There hasn't been much business lately. He has driven away many of Ash's customers. Notice how the opening hours have been cut right back?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.802879 del
>>802860
You are wrong. We have gone over this.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.802880 del
>>802875
swap the saloon for Guzmans and whiskey for that weird green chilli sauce they have.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.802881 del
>>802869
Based.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.802882 del
>>802878
It's stay focused and busy.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.802883 del
>>802875
He just needs an extended version of Love is Blue: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_tPE3o5NWk [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.802884 del
It is so fucking hot. I'm breaking into a sweat just sipping on the hot chocolate despite all the blowing.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.802885 del
>>802880
Based.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.802887 del
>>802853
$16.50 pub feed with a doggy bag for the salad bar.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.802888 del
Nuro was asked to write the score for Guzman's radio advertising campaign once.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.802889 del
>>802888
He failed when he discovered nothing rhymed with 'flavourtown'.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.802890 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.802891 del
>>802870
I didn't pay for the second bit.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.802892 del
>>802888
Moe's otr took it instead


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.802893 del
>>802889
I'll give you a savour frown.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.802894 del
Xavier Brown.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.802895 del
>>802892
That homosexual hotdog advert?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.802896 del
Gonna take that bitch to flavourtown (uhh)
then clap them cheeks till my dick turns brown (hot)
post on ausneets - gotta be the clown (kek)
say to IGA - nigger why the frown? (based)
Back up vocals (bracketed) to be done by tiffin.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.802897 del
>>802887
you gotta up your game with the cheap food. How about sunflower seeds?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.802898 del
>>802896
Needs a banjo solo.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.802899 del
>>802897
How much are cotton wool balls? Teenage girls used to fill up on them.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.802900 del
>>802899
that would be unaffordable now. Maybe second hand charlie fluff would be a better selection.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.802901 del
>>802899
I suppose if you mix a lot of sugar with them they would be like fairy floss.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.802902 del
>>802901
I think that would defeat the point.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.802903 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLN8AiQk-dw [Embed]
unironically regret losing the Winifred Atwell CD Motherbat gave me for Christmas when I was about 14.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.802904 del
I'm the king of FLAVOURTOWNNN
Shut it down!
Burritos fat just like my crown

7 dollar goon thats called a pairing!
There's girls next door but I won't be sharing!
They hear my studio woofers start up a blaring!
Damn, I just raised the pressure
Flavourtown atop my dresser! Ka-pow!

Pics of young girls up in the line
I rev the eeb and make em mine - nigga!
Work all night blow out my spine


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.802905 del
>>802884
I am sweating like a gooner in heat
Shoulda listened to that one nigga ol Ray Peat


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.802906 del
>>802904
>There's girls next door
He lives in an industrial area so not really.
It isn't really funny either when you try so hard to insult him.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.802907 del
>>802905
Have you looked into him much? I was thinking of getting into Pregnenolone because of him.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.802908 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C7_FSuz04Es [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.802909 del
>>802904
Nuro is like a rapping cowboy riding his eeb in from the badlands, bluetooth speakers blazing and shooting ten gallon hats off rubes with his based rhymes.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.802910 del
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>>802906
There are plenty of women living in the industrial area. It’s a boomtown. Anyways just shut up and say based like a good NEET.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.802911 del
>plenty of women
It makes no difference as they are unavailable to you regardless.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.802912 del
>>802911
Thats because they favor Nuro.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.802913 del
>>802912
>Thats
>favor
You are making it very obvious that you are talking about yourself here.
I bet my boots the "Based" replier is nuro himself.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.802914 del
>>802909
Blasting Bluetooth music on an EEB is Nigger tier behaviour. Please get some class mister….


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.802915 del
>>802907
No, he is just on my meme radar.
My to-do list, if you will


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.802916 del
Having an eeb they probably just assume he can't drive.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.802917 del
>>802914
replace EEB with EEscooter


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.802918 del
>>802915
Are you the one reading BAP?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.802919 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.802920 del
>>802911
Um just stop it am not even available. I am 💯 busy working and drinking and getting high. I am not even looking. I don’t need any more Drama at at the moment. Women are Drama. Shiva incarnate.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.802921 del
Colour: Intense mahogany.
Nose: Heather honey, molasses and brandy snaps, with notes of mocha, raisins and baking spices.
Palate: Dark chocolate, raisins and heather honey, followed by toasted almonds, candied ginger and gooey toffee.
Finish: Velvety and indulgent, with dense butterscotch, drief figs and hints of glazed cherry.

Ladies and Gentlenoots, I give you The Glen Allachie Double Sherry 2013 Vintage.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.802922 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bkPUC3gWvbE [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.802923 del
>>802921
One schooner thanks.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.802924 del
>>802921
A shandy please.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.802925 del
>>802809
Cool. I hope I'll be free enough to join all three days.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.802926 del
>>802921
Thanks NEET.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.802927 del
>>802763
Here they send you email, sms, and the deliverydude calls 5-10 minutes before he arrives...


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.802928 del
>>802886
a great theme, the theme from a few dollars more is also excellent


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.802929 del
>>802910
Based.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.802930 del
How did Nuro sleep on an air mattress without a sheet? Mine is uncomfortable without one


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.802931 del
>>802925
What could be more important than us?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.802932 del
>>802930
He is probably too drunk to notice and it isn't like he has a choice.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.802933 del
>>802930
I've slept on a couch for 13 months and the pain just feels normal now.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.802934 del
The van woman thinks it's funny on whisky day to ask if I'm 18.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.802935 del
>>802933
BILLED


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.802936 del
>>802934
You should ask her in for one.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.802937 del
>>802934
You should make her call you daddy.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.802938 del
>>802933
Based.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.802939 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z2hkZLCbWbI [Embed]
Wondering from where this nigger stole the cello


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.802940 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.802941 del
>>802936
>>802937
She is a dumpy high-vis wearing Shazza


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.802942 del
>>802941
Two paper bags should do.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.802943 del
>>802942
You're not putting her in the microwave neet.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.802944 del
>>802933
I'm talking about the texture. Couchbed is probably much comfier


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.802945 del
Also not impressed with Johnny Bigg having their own clearly branded postage satchels.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.802946 del
>>802942
Two basins.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.802947 del
>>802945
it's not like your neighbours don't know you're an executive


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.802948 del
>>802945
What size did you get?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.802949 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.802950 del
>>802947
That's fine, but everybody employed in Australia Post in SA doesn't need to know. The parcel went from Johnny Big Elizabeth to Salisbury to Adelaide Airport to Salisbury and back to Elizabeth.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.802951 del
I'm still laughing about nuro getting a cheap pair of 6xl undies for Christmas.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.802952 del
>>802950
You should see the branding on boong sex toys.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.802953 del
>>802951
He must be a strange shape. 3XL cumdies is fine for me and I take a 6XL tshirt.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.802954 del
>>802945
I like seeing the branding
>BIGG


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.802955 del
>>802953
>>802951
Some neets have larger groins than others.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.802956 del
>>802951
He's a handsome devil.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.802957 del
>>802955
Bec has thunder thighs.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.802958 del
>>802897
The salad bar today had arancini balls, moz sticks and zucchini and eggplant parmigiana.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.802959 del
>>802958
Things that are supposed to be served hot


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.802960 del
>>802959
They were. You're trying to find fault.
Best arancini balls I've ever had.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.802961 del
>>802960
I respect a man who likes his balls.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.802962 del
>>802960
Give me a pouch of Longbottom pipe-weed and my pipe and I'll be a happy Hobbit.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.802963 del
when does the next star wars tv show come out?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.802964 del
>Still waiting to go to Sizzler


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.802965 del
>>802963
Arse-soaker?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.802966 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mxVo5mjK4eg [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.802967 del
>>802965
Any. They'd be due for another Book of Booba Fett, Obi Wangers, or Andor Poldark before Arsesoaker.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.802968 del
>>802963
Andor likely 2025
Ahsoka season 2 only just announced
The Mandalorian season 4, it appears unlikely after the movie announcement
The Bad Batch some time early this year


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.802969 del
>>802964
What's on the specials menu?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.802970 del
>>802969
Good question.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.802971 del
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30kg of sirloin.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.802972 del
forming a theory that Aliens is kind of a remake of films like Zulu, where a few white guys with guns have to hold of the dark hordes of subhumans as they attack an outpost of civilisation.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.802973 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.802974 del
>>802971
I'll have all the Beef and Seafood menu please.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.802975 del
>>802971
That's not Australian Sizzler


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.802976 del
>>802971
Those are some good prices.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.802977 del
Bored. Might have a third wank.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.802978 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.802979 del
I need to see a dentist. How do I go about doing that? Can I use the medicare card thing for it or do I need to pay?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.802980 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.802981 del
>>802979
If you have no money the local hospital might have a program but it will take years. Cenno use to do an emergency dental thing but you have to pretend to be in absolute pain and the dentists might just pull your teeth.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.802982 del
Watching top gun maverick. Tom Cruise is a fascinating specimen.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.802983 del
>>802979
You'll need to phone the dentist and ask the receptionist if an inspection is completely covered by Medicare or if there is a gap.
The dentist should then be able to tell you what needs doing and what that will cost and what is covered.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.802984 del
>>802979
>Adults need a Health Care Card or Centrelink Pensioner Concession Card to be eligible. The rules to access public dental >treatment can vary depending on where you live.
>Each state and territory offer different services. You may have to wait up to a year or more to see a public dentist.

https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/cost-of-dental-care


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.802985 del
meanwhile migrants get free dental repairs on arrival


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.802986 del
>>802968
There's a Mando moofie on teh way?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.802987 del
>>802976
Had my doubts when I saw the 'Fresh catch of the day' list. The use of 'shrimp' was another giveaway.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.802989 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.802990 del
Meant for

>>802975


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.802991 del
>>802985
We should ask International Cruisey to make us citizens.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.802992 del
Charging up the $13 pair of wireless earbuds bought from ebay. Gave them and the packaging a thorough wipe down with antibacterial wipes, because (((China))).


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.802993 del
>>802991
Maybe we can all just marry him?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.802994 del
>>802993
If he's still alive.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.802995 del
>>802992
You should run a magnet over them to be even safer.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.802996 del
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>>802995
The wipes are a product of China too so probably a waste of time 'cleaning' them.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.802998 del
Can't be bothered doing anything. Have done nothing in weeks.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.802999 del
>>802998
Have a break.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.803000 del
>>802997
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.803001 del
Night.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.803002 del
Had some more Goulburn Valley fruit medley. The ratio of pears to other fruits (particularly pineapple) is wrong.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.803003 del
>>803001
Good night pidge. xx


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.803004 del
>>803002
Add some pineapple juice.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.803005 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.803006 del
>>803005
Somewhat well bantered.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.803007 del
might have a sleep


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.803008 del
>>802868
What happened?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.803009 del
>>803001
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.803010 del
Pidge is a gay.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.803011 del
>>802982
He's no Cody Rhodes.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.803012 del
>>803010
There is nothing wrong with that.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.803013 del
>>802958
most of that shit comes frozen from the factory. The chef chud just chucks it into the deep fryer.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.803014 del
>>802973
but fr fr and bussin is A-okay.
still dont know what it means tho


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.803015 del
Imagine being a teacher and needing the zoomers to explain to you about bussy.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.803016 del
Does anyone have a screenshot of the original Nuro song? The highwaymen one.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.803017 del
>>803013
Sometimes these "chefs" can't even do that right. Stuff comes out still frozen in the centre.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.803018 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.803019 del
There was a mob of unknown blackfellas at Foodland tonight. They were all short and primitive looking. They weren't African or Aboriginal.
I think they might have been New Guinea tribesmen. The penis sheathes were not on.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.803020 del
having a bowl of yoghurt and sultanas with some filtered water out of a fancy bottle I had lying around.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.803021 del
>>803019
maybe tiwi islanders. Big Blueberry brings in coconuts to harvest their crops. Thats why I dont eat those little blue things no more.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.803022 del
>>803005
Well remembered


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.803023 del
>>803008
It was a new one. Kept my undies on.
Asked her to come back but she said time was up. Which it was. Not a bad massage. Only gave her $50.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.803024 del
>>803011
For his age and overall endurance, he is the best. I didn't know he was in his 60s.
I bet he has 4hrs a day of diet and cardio workout stuff.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.803025 del
another missed opportunity to buy oil futures
maybe on cenno day


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.803026 del
>>803023
Good that you didn't cum in your undies this time. Your manners are improving.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.803027 del
>>803024
He is a real weirdo. Creepy serial killer vibe.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.803028 del
I wonder how close Jupiter ♃ will get to the moon 🌙 I wish I could see the horizon. Saturn ♄ is in Aquarius ♒


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.803029 del
>>803026
I should have.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.803030 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.803031 del
>>803027
Adrenochrome only works when the blood has adrenalin in it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.803032 del
>>803022
(You) wanna talk remembrance? Well this >>802827 NOOT is the one who buys USB memory sticks because he's afraid of being seen as poor.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.803033 del
>>803029
Was your member engorged?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.803034 del
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Breakfast for dinner


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.803035 del
>>803034
Beanslop.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.803036 del
>>803033
Several times. I made it obvious too.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.803037 del
>>803028
You are trying to tap into dark powers again.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.803038 del
>>803036
How did you make it obvious?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.803039 del
>>802985
Diversity is our strength neet


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.803040 del
>>803037
Betelgeuse was flickering red.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.803041 del
>>803032
no they were ice axes I bought on sale.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.803042 del
>>803034
Well beaned


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.803043 del
>>803040
You really need a hobby dude.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.803044 del
>>803041
Trotsky is dead already.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.803045 del
>>803043
His hobby is ausneets banter.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.803046 del
>>803044
there are still more commie jews out there


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.803047 del
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They at least look cool.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.803048 del
>>803030
Based.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.803049 del
>>803047
So based for a moment I thought I was looking at the dashboard for nuro's ebike


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.803050 del
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>>803049
YOU WANT BASED ?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE BASED !


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.803051 del
>There are plenty of women living in the industrial area

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place toight?"


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.803052 del
>>803034
Good sloppa


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.803053 del
>>803043
It's nice. Might go have a look at them again in a bit.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.803054 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.803055 del
>>803050
Cringe.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.803056 del
>>803051
Just what the fuck are those stains?!


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.803057 del
>>803054
is this the new skank that's going to replace olive?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.803058 del
And why is his towel on the floor?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.803059 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.803060 del
>>803051
>>803056
>stains on a NEETs mattress

Do know where you are ?

Hey stanners don’t post your toilet or bath room, how about you post one of your pillows. Just one picture. We aren’t asking much. Lel.

What are ya ? Yellow ?


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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.803062 del
>>803060
Go to bed Nuro. The shop is open tomorrow.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.803063 del
Eating marzipan I found in the fridge


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.803064 del
>>803058
>towel on the floor
It’s called a bathroom mat. The fact you just asked about this confirms you have never lived in a normal house and you are full time homeless a bitxh boi and have to shower in a communal trailer park.

Just kill yourself now. Faggot.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.803065 del
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French QT destroyed the Jap nigga and they won't even show the post-match interview.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.803066 del
< YELLOW PILLOW
(Formerly IGA)


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.803067 del
>>803062
How about you sleep on your yellow pillow ?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.803068 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.803069 del
>>803063
Remember when you had the balls to put swastikas on top your shitty pastries?

I member. Oh yes indeed I do.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.803070 del
Tiffin fears Big Gov!


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.803071 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.803072 del
>>803061
Imagine being choked by her.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.803073 del
>>803064
That isn't a bath mat. That is towel on the ground you retard.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.803074 del
>>803068
Queen.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.803075 del
>>803069
>cheese
Cashed up neet.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.803076 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.803077 del
His pillow is literally yellow lol. Probably from all the drunken slobber. You can tell from the colour that he has awful dental hygiene but what do you expect from someone who smokes meth...


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.803078 del
Olive is officially no more.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.803079 del
Terrible selection of moofies tonight. Weber's Blanca is too hard to read. Seinfeld it is.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.803080 del
Nuro what is my best option for an inexpensive mp3 player and wired earbuds to take with me on the go?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.803081 del
Even if Olive was a woman she let herself get fat and is no longer cute.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.803082 del
>>803078
She will forever live in our hearts.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.803083 del
>>803080
Why not just use your phone?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.803084 del
>>803083
It is too big and awkward.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.803086 del
He's got too drunk at work to drive home again
Need an intervention


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.803087 del
>>803086
The whole new place thing was obviously a lie. He makes fuck all money, he obviously can't afford to move out. The Nambour caravan park would unironically be a struggle for him.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.803088 del
He doesn't need anywhere else, the workshop is fine. He should not lie to us as much as he does though.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.803089 del
>>803088
No one cares that he sleeps in a dunny. The issue is that he looks down on other neets financially despite being one of the worst off.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.803090 del
>>803089
His sins don't seem to justify your level of obsession with him.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.803091 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.803092 del
>>803091
Good one


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.803093 del
>>803090
Why are you saying I am obsessed? I am explaining why he is mocked for it. He isn't the first homeless neet we've had but he is the first to act better than us.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.803094 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.803095 del
>>803087
>The Nambour caravan park would unironically be a struggle for him.
One of the current residents cooks his own poo to afford it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.803096 del
morning bros


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.803097 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.803098 del
>>803059
a brush and a loupe by the looks


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.803099 del
>>803061
lesbians would love those fingers


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.803100 del
>>803099
They refer to women with long fingers as 'well hung'.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.803101 del
Was woken at 1.30am by a work crew gluing a new blue reflector to the road and spray painting the man hole cover and fire hydrant no parking line.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.803102 del
>>803099
I don't like the idea of women enjoying sex


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.803103 del
Bad dreams, woe.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.803104 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYcHOEjGzPA [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.803105 del
thinking about the three gorges dam again...


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.803106 del
>>803096
Morning
>>803101
You should have opened the window and let out a big reeee


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.803107 del
I wonder where neet king went. Does anyone know. I just remembered his YouTube channel


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.803108 del
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NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.803109 del
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Johnny Bigg sent me the maroon instead of the blue that I ordered. Harrumphing.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.803110 del
>>803109
They are trolling you.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.803111 del
>>803109
Why is he black ?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.803112 del


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.803113 del
>>803105
The yellow river will run free again. Rejuvenate those paddies with the long gone monsoon silt and mudslides.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.803114 del
>>803107
Rapedad upped the quota for dog wanks.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.803115 del
>>803109
Those lines are in the wrong direction.
Does the stitching poke out where the different colours meet?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.803116 del
>>803111
And not fat.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.803118 del
>>803107
Last I heard he was still being detained in South Korea after trying to smuggle drugs into the country.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.803119 del
>>803115
>Does the stitching poke out where the different colours meet?
Not on the outside. On the inside there is a seam.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.803120 del
Got two out of three disks working on the NAS
sadly the missing one is my memes folder.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.803121 del
>>803120
who is the pseud now?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.803122 del
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>>803121
Oh come on. I think I encrypted it and cant find the key.
All I have to do is restore it from backup.
I dont think I'll lose anything.
these things are only percieved as a problem for pseuds.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.803123 del
>>803119
I have one from Conner that has a line around the shoulder blade line. I don't like it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.803124 del
Nuro is the biggest chad of the board. Fat Elvis can't keep up.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.803125 del
Got all the drives back up online but sadly all those downloads are lost. Going to back up the memes folder after lunch.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.803126 del
>>803124
Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.803127 del
3 standos so far


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.803128 del
>>803126
Google detects this as Uzbek and refuses to translate it.


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.803129 del
>>803127
you boong


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.803131 del
croutons for breakfast


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.803132 del
>>803130
false flag


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.803133 del
>>803131
no soup?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.803134 del
>>803133
do you think i'm made of money?


NEET 01/15/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.803135 del
soup? in this financial climate?!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.803137 del
>>803136
I blame bean neet.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.803138 del
32.7 outside already


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.803139 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.803140 del
>>803139
Get me a pepper pie.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.803141 del
>The American consulate in Erbil in the Kurdistan region of Iraq was attacked Monday evening by drones belonging to the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), according to a report on Al Jazeera.
wew


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.803143 del
>>803139
Nice old brickwork.
Good brown snake habitat under that front step.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.803144 del
Fat Elvis Monk is down there in Pozzbourne in his shed eating bacon and banana sandwiches and getting greasy fingerprints all over his failing hard drives.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.803145 del
Good morning NEETs.
Got the aircon on straight away this morning. Can't wait until afternoon.
Heat is stalking me like a predator.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.803146 del
>>803145
Good morning NEET I wasn't sure if there was any real people left here.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.803147 del
>>803146
stick to the tennis


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.803148 del
>>803145
I turned it off to give it a break at 6am, but I think I'll need to put it on again soon.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.803149 del
>>803102
Women probably don't like the idea of having sex with (You).


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.803150 del
Back on the Aliens (the 1986 movie) youtube videos this morning bros. I need help to quit.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.803151 del
>>803150
What do you like so much about the film, NEET?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.803152 del
I miss Sweetie.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.803153 del
>>803139
Brothel?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.803154 del
>>803139
looks comfy, NGL


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.803155 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.803156 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/leaked-whatsapp-chat-emerges-as-sacked-abc-radio-presenter-antoinette-lattouf-fires-shot-at-national-broadcaster/news-story/0c4ffec8a6ee1a1ccb1281499ec7ab28
>Now new WhatsApp messages from some members of a 156-strong group called Lawyers for Israel have emerged detailing the constant pressure on ABC management to deal with Ms Lattouf.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.803157 del
woe'd again


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.803158 del
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>>803151
ngl, it's just the comfiest movie


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.803159 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.803160 del
>>803159
Disgusting neet. You should delete it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.803161 del
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>>803160
I don't know how.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.803162 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965995/donald-trump-wins-iowa-caucus-republican-historic-victory.html
>Donald Trump WINS the Iowa Republican caucus in just 30 minutes: Ex-president, 77, storms to historic victory in political comeback


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.803163 del
Bunning's WHOREhouse

*Find a lower price rub n' tug and we'll beat it by 10(ten)%


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.803164 del
>>803163
I want my sausage left alone please. Just bread, onion, salt and pepper.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.803165 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.803166 del
>>803162
They had a choice of both a pajeet and a poojeta, yet voted for the white guy?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.803167 del
>>803162
Could he BE anymore based?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.803168 del
too hot to wank, the absolute woe of it


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.803169 del
These four-wheeled eebs look pretty boss, NGL


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.803170 del
extreme anxiety for no reason


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.803171 del
>>803170
have a wank and a chamomille


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.803172 del
Thinking of getting some gelati this afternoon. I deserve a reward after a long day of sitting at the computer watching youtube.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.803173 del
>>803169
They probably do 3 laps before needing a recharge. A bit like the remote controlled car I got for Christmas as a kid that would burn through eight AA batteries in about 2 minutes flat on fast mode.
Vidrel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=MCsGM8fIxvM [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.803174 del
is this thing still working?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.803175 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.803176 del
Two bottles of bubbly on teh way


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.803177 del
Possum tried to negotiate a peace treaty with my arse once.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.803178 del
>>803177
it was immediately violated


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.803179 del
>>803147
You're mentally ill.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.803180 del
Still haven't had a drink this year.
Not sure if I should have some. It is very hot.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.803181 del
>>803180
Stay sober if you can.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.803182 del
Tired all day every day. Awful.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.803183 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.803184 del
>>803173
I had one that broke a component on the first batch of batterys and couldnt be repaired. Fukn Hong Kong shit.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.803185 del
Finished the NAS. Now just need to do the finishing touches on password access because I cant write to two of the drives. Might go down the post office and see if my package is there. Will get milk for tonights custard.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.803186 del
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might lift some weights, in spite of the heat


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.803187 del
have to do some bleep bloop shit for a skateboard company
do they make boards for executives?
why do the dickies pants sold by skateboard shops look like business pants?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.803188 del
>>803186
Go for it NEET. Great attitude 👍😎👍.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.803189 del
Went on reddit. In a bad mood now.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.803190 del
I'm not going to lift until tonight.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.803191 del
>>803190
It should be cooler then.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.803192 del
RIP Olive Odell (1997-2023).
You will forever live in our hearts.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.803193 del
>>803192
It was a bloke named Ryan.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.803194 del
>>803192
Remember the good times neet.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.803195 del
>>803192
She will be back, NEET.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.803196 del
smoke detector went off
floorboard neet is up to his old tricks


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.803197 del
Would you get kicked out of a gym for drinking alcohol while you were lifting?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.803198 del
>>803197
Their house, their rules.
Probably a safety issue too (for you and those around you).


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.803199 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.803200 del
That reminds me, how often do you neets clean inside your kitchen cupboards? I have a cupboard above the kitchen range hood, and the metal vent runs though it, but it's not sealed properly at the top, there's a cm gap between the ceiling inside it and the metal vent that goes into the roof. I'm always concerned that spiders or asbestos dust from the roof will come down into the cupboard.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.803201 del
>>803197
Depends. Bourbon should be fine.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.803202 del
>>803200
I have some cupboards below some drawers that I need to clean out regularly because the drawers have worn the timber supports so much that sawdust drops into the cupboard below.
I wouldn't worry about asbestos dust coming out of your roof. Depending on when your house was made, it either wasn't used at all, or was used in sheet form which is only dangerous when somebody smashes it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.803203 del
>>803197
Monk! No!
wagon tomorrow?


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.803205 del
>>803204
I didn't mean to reply to your post.
I think I was going to say spiders don't want to be in your cupboard, they want to be where bugs are.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.803206 del
>>803202
>sheet form which is only dangerous
But what if there's a possum running around in there disturbing it?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.803207 del
>>803206
A/The Possum isn't going to be breaking asbestos cladding so that the fibres are flying everywhere. It requires smashing with a hammer or cutting with a saw.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.803208 del
garn get some gelati, what flavours do you want neets?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.803209 del
The fence that separates Motherbat from one of her neighbours is literally corrugated asbestos. The council have been on the property (chasing wasps) and nobody cares. The only way it would be a danger is if a boomer plows their caravan into it or something and even then you'd have to be doing your best to inhale fibres at the impact site when it happened.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.803210 del
>>803209
you need to paint it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.803211 del
>>803206
There was a news story the other day about asbestos found in a playground here in Australia and the powers that be basically said it was sheet asbestos and not an issue unless somebody started smashing it up.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.803212 del
>>803210
Bill can.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.803213 del
>>803208
KFC flavour thanks.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.803214 del
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1. That's a Pajeet hand on the mortar
2. He was already a loosey goosey if he could accommodate it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.803215 del
>>803208
Rum & raisin please


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.803216 del
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>>803214
The dirty faggit was into it innit


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.803217 del
>>803117
That was a disturbing story.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.803218 del
>>803126
One choc-mint please.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.803219 del
>>803217
Yes. Disgusting treatment of somebody powerless to stop it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.803220 del
>>803204
I have a feeling something is going to happen to Trump before the election. They won't risk a repeat of last time.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.803221 del
>>803192
RIP fella.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.803222 del
>>803214
>He was already a loosey goosey if he could accommodate it.
Hot!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.803223 del
>>803214
ADF are a bunch of faggots. No cap these guys are finished there.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.803224 del
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>>803214
>That's a Pajeet hand


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.803225 del
>>803220
Nuro will protect him. He will service and fly his chopper, drive him around in a bulletproof Lancia, test his Coca Cola and Burger King for poison.


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.803227 del
>>803224
Apart from his hair, I think Sir is symmetrical.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.803228 del
>>803225
Based.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.803229 del
>>803207
I reckon they could chew through sheets of anything


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.803230 del
>>803229
That is why I toss a few dozen fresh garlic breads up in the ceiling space each night. Keeps him happy and occupied.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.803231 del
>>803214
BLACKED


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.803233 del
>>803232
OtherNEET: do NOT put this around your rangehood chimney


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.803234 del
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None of that homo milk for me


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.803235 del
>>803234
a dozen free range neets wanked their dogs off into that


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.803236 del
Can't say I enjoyed the gelati, should've stuck with melted chocolate on ice cream


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.803237 del
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>>803204
Imagine living in the one county that voted for the poojeta


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.803238 del
>>803234
Barambah are a Sikh caste.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.803239 del
>>803236
Gelati is inferior to ice cream. I've wanted to post that several times, but I did not want to rain on your parade.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.803240 del
>>803233
Yes this >>803232 says it may cause cancer in the safety warning sheet and not to breath any of it in.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.803241 del
>>803197
Probably. Just do it discreetly but I'd recommend you don't do it all.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.803242 del
>>803240
You also don't want anything hard up against the flue in case it gets hot.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.803243 del
>>803238
Hope they get better soon.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.803244 del
>>803211
My school had an asbestos ceiling in the computer room and it wasn't considered an issue because it was all solid and together like that in boards. Once word got around that it was in fact asbestos, bad home students started ramming the legs of the chairs up into the ceilings to knock holes in it and cause the dust to rain down.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.803245 del
>>803223
>No cap


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.803246 del
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Another meme flavour on teh shelves


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.803247 del
>>803244
Teenage boys do be retarded like that


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.803248 del
>>803214
Needless to say - weber did that to me once.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.803249 del
>>803246
It's retarded. Every week there's some idiot flavour out. I saw a Subway one in Victor the other day.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.803250 del
>>803248
You're only alive because I trusted Tiffin's range estimation.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.803251 del
>>803247
>do be


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.803252 del
>>803249
How do you even account for 6 types of bread, 3 cheeses, and 15 different meat fillings and 20 different veggies?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.803253 del
>>803246
I think they have a high rate of first time buyers but much lower for the second time round. I can't see why else they'd be doing this unless they hope one becomes wildly popular.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.803254 del
>>803252
you forgot 15 sauces plus salt and pepper


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.803255 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxGZh0qdzjk [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.803256 del
Motherbat falls for the meme chip thing shopping for my visits, because they place them in prominent spots in the shops. It is hard telling her to stop being nice.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.803257 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.803258 del
>>803238
Barambah is a rural locality in the Gympie Region, Basedland...


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.803259 del
>>803256
Give her a list of the ones you like so she won't be influenced by their advertising.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.803260 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.803261 del
>>803258
hook, line, and sinker


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.803262 del
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>>803236
I was not impressed with this stuff. Stick with the Connoisseur.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.803263 del
>>803261
>sinker
steamer


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.803264 del
>>803259
I have tried. She wont buy stupid ones like the Subway ones, but if she sees something like "mixed grill flavour" or "bbq ribs" she can't help herself.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.803265 del
>>803262
I wonder if they fly it here frozen, or send over liquid goop that some other cunt freezes.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.803266 del
>>803246
Onions would fall through that particular Weber grill.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.803267 del
>>803266
Webby would put down some al-foil.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.803269 del
>>803267
He'd also put the lid on the grill and use a temperature probe to reach the desired internal temperature before transferring the steak to the hot side of the grill for a sear.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.803270 del
>>803268
No. She's not dead. Her faggy twat husband probably took an extended break over Christmas and New Year and has shitted up her routine. He probably doesn't know the extent of her online activities.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.803272 del
>>803268
Yes. There are plenty of skanks in the sea. Or on the yacht.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.803273 del
>>803268
>77238877_157396258832451_1314744267226188401_n.jpg
want to suckle the earwax off her fingers


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.803274 del
>>803269
Smart. He'd burn mine just out of spite though.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.803276 del
>>803274
I would not. You'd be having a medium-well steak though.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.803277 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.803278 del
Olive is not for making lewd remarks about.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.803279 del
Really getting tired of seeing this ugly flat chested married foid here


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.803280 del
>>803279
seethe


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.803281 del
>>803275
>Marta Pascual Juanola
What the fuck is that name? I bet this bitch is related to those woolworths sicarios that neets have seen prowling around.


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.803283 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.803284 del
>>803275
Good on him. Nazi stuff aside, the law is fucking ridiculous. The legal aid thing also reminds me of gun owners who have been up on firearms charges and legal aid tells them to get stuffed, proving they are politically biased.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.803285 del
>>803268
>>803271
>>803278
We all miss him.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.803286 del
>>803284
He is quite handsome...


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.803287 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.803288 del
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Queen.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.803289 del
Everybody who has a book containing WWII German photographs, everybody who applied the decals on a WWII German airplane, etc, are now criminals in about 4 states with swastika laws.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.803290 del
>>803274
you prefer them black, you little coal burner


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.803292 del
>>803275
if I ever become homeless I'm gonna go around performing the nazi salute until they give me a nice comfy taxpayer funded jail cell


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.803293 del
Tempted to get on the goon.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.803294 del
>>803293
You will only regret it tomorrow.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.803295 del
>>803268
>we
It's just you and one other simp loser.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.803296 del
>>803127
How many now


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.803297 del
>>803144
Snorted. Java script ninja


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.803298 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.803299 del
>>803177
That explains a lot


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.803300 del
I'm sitting outside in. The heat. 8 choofs. Lots of flies. And ants. Need to refill the goon cup.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.803301 del
I made up 8,its about that


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.803302 del
>>803163
Don't tempt me.
We need to change the law.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.803303 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.803304 del
>>803164
You get a can of solo and onions on the bottom, like a wimp. Eat it in the car park because you're scared of getting any mustard on the seat covers. Pathetic.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.803305 del
This meme made me laugh as it works for all


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.803306 del
>>803187
Their chinos are inbetween a conveyancer and a Mexican mechanics.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.803307 del
>>803208
Lime, and a scoop of vanilla


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.803308 del
>>803234
Thick. Nice choice.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.803309 del
>>803246
Woe. I bet it burns your tongue.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.803310 del
>>803304
FUCK OFF, MONK. I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY YOU IN 2024.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.803311 del
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Had some chicken tikka, beef vindaloo, and biryani rice for dindins
got half the vindaloo and rice for tomorrow
not pictured: two garlic naans


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.803312 del
>>803306
It's bizarre. Surely they don't look as daggy IRL.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.803313 del
>>803251
Or not do be


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.803314 del
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>>803313
That reminds me, is there a place you can get proper painted reproductions of master works? Obviously they can't be the exact same size or have a forged signature or whatever, but I want picrel for a room of the house as a proper painting.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.803315 del
>>803314
Not merely a print? You'd have to pay a fair bit to have an artist do it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.803316 del
>>803315
Surely some wannabe arts student from a university could go to a gallery and copy it?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.803317 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.803319 del
>>803316
Yeah, but they expect heaps of money for everything they do.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.803320 del
>>803318
Not bad prices tbh.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.803321 del
>>803319
This >>803318 has the full repro size (88 x 120) for about $1k AUD, which seems pretty reasonable for the effort involved. Need to do some reading about the legalities of it all, lest border farce decide to slash it with a razor and fine me or something.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.803322 del
>>803311
Looks good NEET.

>not pictured: two garlic naans
Tease.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.803323 del
>>803314
Poor Monk.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.803324 del
The tales of the garage posso: >>>/rapport/50021


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.803325 del
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Tomorrow night womboflix will be screening some of James Clavell's Shogun (1980), a TV miniseries based on James Clavell's novel about a English navigator who becomes both a player and pawn in the complex political games in feudal Japan. Starring Richard Chamberlain and Toshiro Mifune.

Saturday night will be the crime thriller Training Day (2001) - I haven't seen it myself, but it looks like it might contain black people, sensitive neets be warned.

Sunday will be the sci-fi/schizoid film The Quiet Earth (1985)


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.803326 del
>>803324
That is no Olive nor Possum.
What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.803327 del
Do you reckon this board would realistically be monitored/logged by feds? Could we ever have another firearm inspection doorknock again?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.803328 del
>>803324
Oh vomit, the post immediately below is of Xyla Foxlin, attention whore extraordinaire.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.803329 del
>>803327
>Could we ever have another firearm inspection doorknock again?
That part is guaranteed just by having the "privilege" of a loicense. I hope/pray Big Fella and Ovaltine let us know if requests for information are made.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.803330 del
>>803308
A based choice.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.803331 del
>>803326
>>803328
I was referring to the text of the post.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.803332 del
>>803311
Sir peed in your rice.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.803333 del
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WIZZY SEES ALL
AND I KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.803334 del
>>803329
You should learn this emergency communication dance.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.803335 del
>>803333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.803336 del
>>803289
Lucky for Tiffo he eats the evidence.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.803337 del
>>803333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.803338 del
>>803334
Seems complicated.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.803339 del
>>803326
Hemendex.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.803340 del
>>803339
I remember what that is.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.803341 del
>>803325
Denzel is one handsome nigga


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.803342 del
Denzel Fryingpan


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.803343 del
>>803327
Is that what happened with teh Big Webowski?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.803344 del
>>803333
Cringemass was a month ago you drunken boong.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.803346 del
>>803344
Tomorrow is always a new yeeeeeeeeeah!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.803347 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.803348 del
>>803345
heh
unfortunately the neck, bridge, and tailpiece were off an actual violin, thereby guaranteeing it would basically work


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.803349 del
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>>803344
He's been asleep for the past month in a puddle.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.803350 del
>>803345
Home made autistic lego fiddle.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.803351 del
>>803350
He is begging for a mishap with that unkempt neckbeard


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.803352 del
>>803349
Dreamtime hibernation


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.803353 del
>>803351
Imagine a lego fiddle getting stuck into your beard.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.803354 del
>>803314
It is a pretty big industry in China. They have teams of people painting copies of masters all day. They are pretty good.
Google it there are photos and recommendations for the best websites to order from.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.803355 del
>>803354
I think there is a subreddit dedicated to it too. It has been several years since I looked into it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.803356 del
>>803354

Nice VPN, spammer.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.803357 del
>>803356
I am a 15 year old orphan girl in Tallinn Estonia.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.803359 del
I want to go back to a pre tik-tok, pre-instagram, pre-girls not understanding what "pov" means internet


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.803360 del
>>803359
>not understanding what "pov"


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.803361 del
We should watch some Czech hunter on Womboflix.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.803362 del
>>803361
too many neets are already gay enough


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.803363 del
>>803362
He's not a true believer when he didn't even post his favourite number.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.803364 del
Struggling to motivate myself to go to the gym.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.803365 del
>>803364
have some kfc to boost your motivation first


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.803366 del
>>803364
Me too. Should have just gone when it was hot. Now I'm just sapped.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.803367 del
are there gonna be any good movies in 2024 neets?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.803368 del
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>>803364
Go on, you'll feel better for it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.803369 del
Fried cm cubes of 1 butternut squash, 3 carrots and 3 potatoes (potatoes just cut in quarters) in batches in avocado oil. Now they're all getting baked. Mashed a bit of pumpkin on some bread, it's going to be good. So far, I've only used salt. I have a punnet of Greek yogurt out but I might skip it.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.803370 del
>>803367
The boy and the heron looks alright.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.803371 del
>>803311
Quality feed. Well done.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.803372 del
>>803312
Just get king gee if you want that look.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.803373 del
>>803369
Sounds nice.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.803374 del
>>803367
Dune Part 2.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.803375 del
>>803324
Slovaki sheds aren't safe.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.803376 del
>>803325
What's on tonight


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.803377 del
>>803368
Alright, I'm dressed. Leaving now.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.803378 del
>>803369
Interesting concoction.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.803379 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.803380 del
>>803376
HP 96.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.803381 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.803382 del
>>803333
Good boong


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.803383 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sSOLDGaooQI [Embed]

I think this is the sheep shagger that punched Elon Musk in the dick over that rescue of those SEA monkeys from that cave in thailand.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.803384 del
Night.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.803385 del
>>803384
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.803386 del
>>803384
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.803387 del
Lots of nasty people about. I think I just saw a woman abduct a cat.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.803388 del
>>803387
Was she a chink?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.803389 del
Gave delivery jeet many herbs, he had no idea what any of them were but seemed genuinely excited.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.803390 del
>>803389
Well done NEET. I trust there will be no way to trace them back to you after he dies?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.803391 del
the curry and the balance of the fruit medley could make for an interesting mording at the desk whizzers tomorrow


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.803392 del
Alright neets, bench and squat or deadlift and overhead press?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.803393 del
>>803388
No, a middle aged white woman. A Muslim woman at the house tried to stop her but was scared.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.803394 del
>>803391
Pungent aromas


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.803395 del
>>803390
I'm totally free of racial hatred.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.803396 del
>>803393
It wouldn't have been the Muslim's cat. Are you sure it wasn't the abductors cat?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.803398 del
Going to watch last night's episode of Blanca.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.803399 del
>>803392
Eat and have a rest and think about menial tasks that are of no importance. Then maybe have an itch and a wank then think about food that could be eaten.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.803400 del
>>803329
>he didn't reply to this post
>make u think


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.803401 del
>>803396
Ali has a cat, he grows very interesting herbs


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.803402 del
>>803392
Whichever you have not done more recently.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.803403 del
>>803402
Ahh, smart. Deadlift and overhead press it is. Call me a woman but I enjoy squatting.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.803404 del
>>803327
Yeah, there is lots of funding for tracking right wing or white nationalist stuff compared to how much of them there actually are. And so stuff that is adjacent to that like us can attract attention. Get a VPN, don't do yourself, don't be a retard and you'll be fine mate.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.803405 del
>>803403
I hate squats.
How much kg do you overhead press?
I did 50kg 3x5 today.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.803406 del
>>803388
I fear for that cat and the next dim sim I buy


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.803407 del
Possum was given the title 'lord of sumer and akkad' once


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.803408 del
>>803404
> lots of funding for tracking right wing
Can I get ndis funding for reading ausneets?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.803409 del
I wish Nuro answered that question I asked about an mp3 player yesterday. 😖


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.803410 del
>>803409
Bail denied?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.803411 del
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>>803400
What kind of reply did you expect?
I was hoping you'd have some kind of technical answer to calm my nerves. I also already knew (from the event in question) that having a license meant they can raid you anytime.

Here's your reply:
Are there any kind of security or privacy considerations to take into account when using a 4g hotspot instead of a wired WLAN connection?
Would my carrier know my GPS coords and other device data? I would assume it just tx/rx IP packets like a regular router but I'm paranoid. My personal details are associated with the connection but thats no different to regular internet connection.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.803412 del
That was a retarded question now that I've typed it out. Should type shit out more instead of letting it fester in my broken brain.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.803413 del
I thought based Nuro would hook me up with an ali express link.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.803414 del
Noone except IGA cares who you are


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.803415 del
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My expectations for this are high


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.803416 del
>>803408
Don't see why not.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.803417 del
Higher than Cruisey making vocaroos in teh pigde coop!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.803418 del
>>803415
Shouldn't you take it out of the plastic?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.803419 del
>>803418
Made cheeseburgers. Melted the cheese.
Struggling to eat all the food I have, fried rice, chilli, burgers, tomorrow I've got to do a whole chook. Eating is the hard part of gym


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.803420 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.803421 del
I expect a response after that pie.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.803422 del
>>803405
45kg for 4x5.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.803423 del
Last week I could only squat 10x40kg. I used to be at 70kg.
Going now for another leg sesh.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.803424 del
Can't wait for DST to be over.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.803425 del
Getting all lonely seeing a good looking girl at the gym. I wonder if this is why nuro drinks at the beach?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.803426 del
Why do some people talk about someone like they’ve eaten shit? Was it the frying pan shit being cooked image?
stop generating fake drama


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.803427 del
>>803398
It gets you horny. Makes you want to learn Italian. Makes you want to eat 3lb's of carbonara.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.803428 del
Pie is coming out the oven. A teaspoon of duck fat will be added to teh Black&Golds.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.803429 del
She did a little dance by herself in the corner. She has since left. Extremely woed tonight.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.803430 del
Need to get on gf2024 with the other neets.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.803431 del
>>803430
Push past it. Eyes on the prize.
I'm going to eat before going. Hungy


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.803432 del
>>803431
Kiwis call their BBQ’s hungy’s


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.803433 del
>>803429
This is why Weber bought a spin bike.

that he hasn't used once this year


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.803434 del
Webby is a good boy and he is doing his best.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.803435 del
>>803431
I feel better now that I'm done. About to head home.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.803436 del
Skipping the gym.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.803437 del
>>803436
Do not.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.803438 del
>>803436
Poor decision. You will regret.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.803439 del
>>803436
You better not.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.803440 del
Motivated myself. Going now.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.803441 del
>>803440
Good boy. 💯


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.803442 del
>>803415
Where's the bloody review?
That does look promising.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.803443 del
>>803428
>duck fat


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.803444 del
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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.803445 del
>he didn't reply to my post
>he ate pie instead


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.803446 del
>>803444
A good session. Smashed it. Up in weight despite last lift on Dec 29. Fueled by pure hate and heavy music. Was almost teary eyed with vitality.


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.803448 del
>>803444
Very nice Pepe!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.803449 del
can't sleep because of the heat, having some chamomile


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.803450 del
Morn


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NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.803452 del
Good morning Weber.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.803453 del
Cat really wanted to go outside, and immediately stumbled into the middle of nowhere. Bad feelings


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.803454 del
Elysian
adjective [ih-LIZH-un]

1. of or relating to Elysium
2. blissful, delightful

Possum dreamed of retiring to a tropical isle and enjoying a life of elysian ease.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.803455 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.803456 del
>>803433
Again: I did NOT buy a spin bike.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.803457 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.803458 del
>>803411
>What kind of reply did you expect?
A confirmation from Big Fella that they would tell us if inquiries were made about posts on this board.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.803459 del
>>803447
FUKN LOOOL

Loving the synthol pepe.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.803460 del
>>803450
>>803452
>>803457
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.803461 del
morning bros, garn need a new thread soon


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.803462 del
Maybe they share the Spinbike.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.803463 del
>>803327
>>803329
>>803411
>>803458
I did not reply because board rule #14 applies to this conversation.
"Feds" don't need our permission - like any other user don't need it - to lurk the site or this board. We wouldn't know about it.
If they did lurk they would conclude there is nothing dangerous here. Probably weird, obnoxious, ignorant, or whatever, but not dangerous. If they could make sense of anything in the first place.
I don't see why "feds" would even open up Endchan. They can monitor traffic of suspects in other ways then directly reading the websites they are visiting. And if they are on watch for illegal stuff in general, then they would look for keywords in the traffic of Australian internet (and get over 9000 false positives).
The only reason I see for coming up with this topic is baiting me to reply. Congratulations.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.803464 del
Searching my memory for where I left my spats, nothing in my head but junk. Music that may or may not be real, faces of random people, sounds of things, so much junk.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.803465 del
>>803463
It's a very real problem in Australia


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.803466 del
>>803465
You are just spooking the NEETs exploiting the lack of rule enforcement of the board.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.803467 del
>>803463
The NEETs are very paranoid and stupid, and think they are dangerous, but they are only a danger to themselves.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.803468 del
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WHAT TIME IS IT NEETS? IT'S CHOPPAH TIME!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.803469 del
Based ?


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.803470 del
>>803467
A wet summer means a shortage of dried fruit this year. Reflect on THAT you stupid cunt.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.803471 del


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.803472 del
make a new thread


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.803473 del
>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.803474 del
>>803473
No dried apricots!!


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.803475 del
>>803470
Sads, I like the heckin sultarinos


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.803476 del
Would be nice for the BO to unlock the thread creation.

NEW:
>>803478
>>803478
>>803478
>>803478
Edited last time by imissfather on 01/21/2024 (Sun) 03:36.


NEET 01/16/2024 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.803477 del
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Fantastic



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