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NEET General #812 - Turbo Mong Edition NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No. 825584
Have you NEETs ever been referred to as a "turbo mong"?

Old Thread: >>824584


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.825595 del
I don't want a cooked dinner, thinking of getting some pate and crackers and cold meat


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.825599 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.825600 del
QLD NEETS WORST NEETS


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.825602 del
SA BEST A


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.825604 del
>>825584
Turbo dong if you know what I mean


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.825605 del
So apart from the terrorist, nuro and IGA, are there any other QLD neets?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.825606 del
>>825605
I don't think so. There's one who lives in the deep North of NSW. He warned me once that I was getting "too close to home" when I posted some photos on a road trip to Queensland.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.825607 del
>>825606
Meanwhile the SA neets live as neighbours in perfect harmony.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.825608 del
>>825606
Barnaby land?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.825609 del
>>825607
We could teach the world to sing


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.825610 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.825611 del
>>825610
This isn't going to catch on, mate.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.825612 del
INGHAM HALFWAY HOUSE


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.825613 del
PREMATURE BUM RASH


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.825614 del
>>825608
I can't remember exactly where. I posted some pictures of an old railway station which triggered him.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.825615 del
>>825612
It's where all the chooks from bad homes end up.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.825616 del
>>825595
Gherkin long slices and cheese.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.825617 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.825618 del
>>825611
Its no fish slice meme.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.825619 del
>>825595
I've only got some vindaloo makings and a Turkey roll roast in the freezer. I could eat them in the Cool Zone, but cooking them is another matter.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.825620 del
>>825618
That has legs, unlike a fish. Especially after it has been sliced.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.825621 del
>>825611
if he was in front of a bucket of kfc perhaps...


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.825622 del
>>825619
>a Turkey roll roast
My exact body type.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.825623 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.825624 del
>>825622
The 2kg Inghams turkey roll roast in one sitting produces a decent clogger the next day


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.825625 del
Too hot in here. Going to do the dishes in the cool zone. Bye neets.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.825626 del
>>825617
Christ Nuro. That is about as funny as cancer. Improve please.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.825627 del
>>825624
swallowed whole?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.825628 del
>>825626
He has been making very low quality posts lately.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.825629 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.825630 del
>>825628
LIES ! i have not been posting very much at all and you know it.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.825631 del
>>825617
At last teh cool kid decides to contribute


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.825632 del
>>825627
No, sliced and consumed with gravy.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.825633 del
I enjoy watching lady cops get what they deserve


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.825634 del
>>825626
He gets them from his based teenager discord channel


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.825635 del
watching jurassic park, wondering if I'm as fat as nedry


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.825636 del
>>825633
So at what point did a female cop eat shit in that 1:46 video? Nothing of note happened other than chimp noises.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.825637 del
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>>825633
>that useless pajeet


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.825638 del
>>825629
I have two buckets of tuna paste in the car.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.825639 del
>>825624
Thats a whole turkey you gutsed


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.825641 del
>>825633
What a bunch of weak cops. The men weren't much better than the woman.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.825642 del
>>825639
a growing boi needs his protein


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.825643 del
>>825634
Imagine where you get your shitty bait.....


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.825644 del
>>825639
only the tits smooshed into a cylinder


NEET Board owner 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.825645 del
NEETs just because Nuro makes a post, that is not an excuse for you to fill the thread up with 20 more posts about how bad Nuro's posts are and how bad his bed must smell etc.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.825646 del
>>825645
Can you please just confirm SA is in fact BEST A and Qld is WORST A?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.825647 del
>>825644
alexa how much meat is on a turkey?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.825649 del
latest BOM forecast still shows 40 and 39 for tomorrow and Monday


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.825650 del
>>825647
If they didn't want to be eaten why do they say gobble gobble all the time?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.825651 del
>>825650
Reddit awaits you. Updoots galore for such wit.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.825652 del
>>825651
dont be a salty bitch


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.825653 del
>>824660
>Does someone drive it?

Yeah.

>Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen

According to the Australian Design Rules legislation, "any self-propelled vehicle with four or more wheels manufactured on or after January 1, 1993, must have an internal rear-vision mirror and two external rearward-facing mirrors."

Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.825654 del
>>825653
>Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?
Corvette's attaches to some plastic trim that bridges the A pillars.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.825655 del
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>>825649
WOE. How you holding up executive bros?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.825656 del
>>825611
Challenge accepted.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.825657 del
>>825646
He might be the schizo QLD NEET


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.825658 del
>>825649
There's clouds now


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.825659 del
It was 42.1 here at 2.25pm


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.825660 del
>>825658
We're down to 37


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.825661 del
>>825658
they'll trap the heat at night


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.825662 del
>>825661
also why deserts tend to be heckin freezy pants at night


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.825663 del
>>825649
Comfy zone.
19.2 °C
Feels like 15.9 °C


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.825664 del
>>825453
Don't do this. My local KFC has tried calling me three(3) times since making a complaint. Too embarrassed to answer. Can never go back to that store.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.825665 del
>>825664
The manager just wants to give you a free zinger combo NEET


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.825666 del
>>825664
When I filled out the online KFC feedback form complaining about how they didn't give me my dipping sauces with my nuggets, I got emailed a $20 voucher, no strings attached. No phone calls.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.825667 del
>>825666
Fuck me. They left the zinger stacker burger out of a large combo and I had to read the fucking receipt back to them 3 days later (happened on a Friday, phoned on a Monday) and I only got a voucher for a regular combo as compo.
Nigger manager was like "why didn't you drive back" and I was all "I was on my fucking lunch break and you're several kilometers away"


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.825668 del
>>825653
fukn nanny state man. who cares about the seething boomers behind you in rental campers.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.825669 del
>>825667
The online form is the way to do it.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.825670 del
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Turned on the aircon. Gonna do some spinning in an hour when it's cooled the room down. Gonna get that beach body.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.825671 del
>>825667
you must have gone hungry.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.825672 del
>>825671
I'd also ordered 10 nuggos and they were present. Was still hungry though.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.825673 del
>>825666
Ok Satan.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.825674 del
>>825670
Its still in one piece ?

I am Impressed


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.825675 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.825676 del
What is on Womboflix tonight?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.825677 del
>>825675
I saw that on twitter 12 hours ago. Please improve the quality of your posts please.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.825678 del
Battle Los Angeles, Total Recall, Spectre, and A Beautiful Mind all on free to air TV tonight. I hope the Fetchbox can manage them all.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.825680 del
>>825679
GABAGOOL!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.825681 del
>>825676
HP 112.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.825682 del
>>825677
Eat a dick, you faggot.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.825683 del
>>825679
Antipasto is Based.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.825684 del
It was so comfy when nuro wasn't here due to lack of drugs


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.825685 del
>>825684
>due to lack of drugs
That's possible?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.825686 del
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>>825682
Big Mad ?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.825687 del
>>825684
Its mainly got to do with the weather. i should be out riding but i am not.

I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha .


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.825688 del
Harry has fallen in love.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.825689 del
EPIC reaction image meme!!!! heckin pwned him!!!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.825690 del
>>825686
This is a thing for NEETs who cut their own Pizzas, which is several levels above most here.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.825691 del
>>825678
I'll be switching among Grown Ups 2, The Quick and teh Dead, and that silly New Zealand horror film Black Sheep. Exciting life...


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.825692 del
>>825687
the weather there looks mild compared to the rest of the eastern seaboard. What are you talking about?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.825693 del
Nuro put Peck's veal & ham paste on his knob and let his neighbour's dog lick it off. It's in the court transcript.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.825694 del
>>825690
I don't even slice cooked frozen pixxas anymore. Just rip chunks out with my bare hands like a REAL man.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.825695 del
>>825694
Based.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.825696 del
>>825692
There is a big high causing strong easterly winds thats been peppering SEQ with bouts of rain.

Its not a big low. but we will be copping this squally rain all week.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.825697 del
>>825694
low class


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.825698 del
>>825687
Are you still in Brisbane? It pissed down on the coast yesterday arv.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.825699 del
>>825694
I thought we just rolled up the za into a big tube and shoved it up our ass ? Have i been doing it wrong the entire time ?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.825700 del
It's raining in Lizbef.
Crazy weather.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.825701 del
>>825700
Tell it go away and come again another day.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.825702 del
on second thoughts, fuck exercise, I'll wait until monk's started his new life first


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.825703 del
>>825702
Your muscles will atrophy by then. They will have to teach you to walk again.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.825704 del
>>825698
I drove back late last night. Last 3 times i have planned a weekend in brissy i have left early due to the fucking rain and humidty ... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking underwater volcanos man.....


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.825705 del
>za
>ass
> ?

>I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.825706 del
>>825703
He's getting on the wagon tomorrow, just watch.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.825707 del
>>825702
Smart moving it to tomorrow.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.825708 del
>>825703
kek
I will be going to the gym later tonight if my cenno comes in.
Just need some petrol and a meal and I'll be back to carving myself into a Hellenic idol.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.825709 del
>>825704
See the folks?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.825710 del
>>825708
Thieving cunts at BP jacked the price of 91 to 231 cents/L yesterday.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.825711 del
>>825709
Briefly, My Dad got a shingles vaccine and then my mom got shingles a few days later. Knocked her around.

Funny. Funny innit. These Boomers never learn....


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.825712 del
Are any neets actually pro-vax besides me?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.825713 del
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>>825710
yeah fucking cunts .... i put some spare change in on wednesday, 98 was 2.05

go to fill up for the road trip and it was 2.55


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.825714 del
>>825708
>if my cenno comes in.
Trust the plan.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.825715 del
>When you plan with Dan


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.825716 del
Feel like some veal & ham paste


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.825717 del
>>825700
Very strange.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.825719 del
>>825716
garnishing a frankfurter?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.825720 del
>>825649
It is about to rain in Adelaide.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.825721 del
>>825677
Shut up you retard.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.825722 del
>>825687
>I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha .
<pariston will ignore this


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.825723 del
Tempted to wank.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.825724 del
>>825721
>>825722
Narky Posts. Reported.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.825725 del
I got mauled my mozzies last night. Woe.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.825726 del
>>825723
Avoid the Jank Wank the Bank to online Skanks


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.825727 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.825728 del
>>825725
Many such cases.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.825729 del
Need to lose weight.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.825730 del
Tell ya what, the exclusive potato diet produced way better poos than this exclusive rice diet


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.825731 del
>>825646
My experience with this board says best A is either NT or T.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.825732 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.825733 del
When will the Adelaide heat wave end?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.825734 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.825735 del
>>825731
Evening Shibs. What the fuck are we to do with no moofies ?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.825736 del
>starts sucking up to the authorities again
Like clockwork...


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.825737 del
Back on the Taylor Swift.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.825738 del
>>825729
Start tomorrow.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.825739 del
>>825730
Rice is for the yellow man only.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.825740 del
>>825735
HP 112 is on soon.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.825741 del
Olive has done a reasonably good job of sticking with her new years resolution after that initial failure.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.825742 del
>>825741
Wasn't there meant to be five a week?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.825743 del
>>825741
Probably got a stern talking to from her husband


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.825744 del
>>825735
Retinal scan complete.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.825745 del
>>825743
Based.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.825746 del
>>825743
A good spanking.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.825747 del
>>825735
Well, you could find me a report of Orbán's meeting with Trump that's actually about the meeting and not calling everyone a dictator. From what I see it could take the whole evening.


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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.825750 del
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>>825736
>>825736
Not falling for it. Just not gonna do it.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.825751 del
I had a ham and potato salad sandwich.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.825752 del
>>825750
>9.74 MB


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.825753 del
>>825696
bet you wish you put some mud guards on that bike of yours. Maybe some sensible pedals for your galoshes.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.825754 del
>>825711
fuck those shingles vaxxes were taken off the market in the USA.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.825755 del
>>825731
NT is full of boongs and other disease.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.825756 del
>>825751
I'll have one too please.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.825757 del
>>825751
Unacceptable combination.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.825758 del
>>825755
and the dog rapist.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.825759 del
>>825755
Any of you fellas from there?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.825760 del
>>825731
Must. Not. Insult. Site admin.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.825762 del
>>825737
You just got formerly Twittered!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.825763 del
>>825757
ur jelis


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.825764 del
Someone gave me hippie food. It's awful.
Instead of making something good with what they've got, they start with what they want to eat and subtract everything they're not meant to eat.
Flourless, sugarless, dairy free, nut free, egg free... it's awful and cost $20.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.825765 del
got some triple smoked australian ham, pate, blue stilton cheese and jatz crackers for dindins. Diet wagon can start after the heat wave has stopped.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.825767 del
>>825766
Gross. I have several tins of those beans in the cupboard. The useless fucking article could've provided a batch code at the very least.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.825768 del
>>825766
I knew the beans were poison.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.825769 del
>>825766
Beans and meat are the future.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.825770 del
aww mang, that cheese makes me sweat


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.825771 del
Too hot. Woe


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.825772 del
>>825771
Think cool thoughts.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.825773 del
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If only I was as cool as nuro


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.825774 del
Energy plummeted.
Postponing that call to my Nan until tomorrow.
Having some fun with a new app called Raycast. Not often I get to install software on my computer thats fun to setup and use.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.825775 del
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>>825767
>The shocking find has resulted in Coles withdrawing from its shelves home brand red kidney beans with a best before date of 02/10/2026 in WA, SA, NT, Broken Hill in NSW and Mildura in Victoria.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.825776 del
Are we going to take bets on how long after the cenno monk lasts before falling off the wagon? Or is nobody willing to waste their money?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.825777 del
>>825770
>>825765
Sodium for days!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.825778 del
>>825775
I always buy my beans dry, except cannellini which I haven't found dry.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.825779 del
>>825775
>best before date of 02/10/2026
So only if they have that exact date?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.825780 del
Noticed a qt at the supermarket, her pants were so thin and white I could see her pink underwear through them. Very lewd.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.825781 del
>>825777
Na best sodium.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.825782 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.825783 del
>>825779
Dunno, that quote was from https://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/coles-home-brand-red-kidney-beans-from-shelves-in-wa-after-mum-claims-to-have-found-remains-of-rat-inside-can-c-13884101

I checked the product recall section of Coles website and there's no mention of the beans.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.825785 del
>>825782
I've got 17/10/2026. Narrowly missed.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.825786 del
>>825759
Tiffin is from Tassie but he doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.825787 del
>>825785
Or maybe you just got a couple of legs instead of the whole carcass.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.825788 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.825789 del
>>825776
I trust the plan.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.825790 del
@BEAN NEET

Do you always drain and rinse the canned stuff?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.825791 del
Weber would serve the mouse beans up to Bill.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.825792 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.825793 del
>>825787
Also kek


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.825794 del
>>825789
#MeToo


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.825795 del
>>825791
I don't think Bill would notice, Webby would have to leave the room because of his giggling.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.825796 del
>Source of Protein Good source of Fibre Great for Curries Great for Chilli Con Carne

>May contain bubonic plague


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.825797 del
>>825796
I don't see the negative.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.825798 del
>>825711
Dang I was really looking forward to another roast dinner pic.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.825799 del
This is probably the longest I've been without eating meat in my life
How do vegans do it? I'm in some weird kind of low-energy trance. My muscles feel empty. I'm wasting.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.825800 del
>>825786
Last time i spoke to tiff bro on discord he was done with all the Narky NEETs and not comming back.

That was 6 months ago. Hope you all are happy.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.825801 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.825802 del
>>825799
Soon the soy will consume you, and you'll start to like it


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.825803 del
>>825800
He was a good neet, better than most here.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.825804 del
>>825803
I wholeheartedly agree. Tiffin was a foward thinking self made man. Willing to fight for the future, meanwhile most other NEETs here have got tall poppy syndrome and are willing to step on their fellow white brother for more gibs.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.825805 del
>>825804
>step on their fellow white brother
Kek you don't give a fuck about white nationalism, go take your grifter pills


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.825806 del
>>825803
he's in a better place now where he can cut spars till his heart's content.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.825807 del
>>825781
Well bantered.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.825808 del
I did my exercises and then the dishes.
Sweating profusely. Towel down on the desk to rest my elbows on.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.825809 del
might have to wash my dishes now too


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.825810 del
What ever happened to those youtube ads that got past uBlock? That whole thing suddenly disappeared


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.825811 del
I am watching Shogun. 18 minutes into episode 1. The Japanese are all speaking Japanese.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.825812 del
>>825810
It looked like it was ramping up to a ban of all adblock users but you are right, it suddenly disappeared.
Maybe it was just a test of the waters. They are regrouping now to decide their next move.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.825813 del
>>825811
they do that. Same as in 1980 shogun


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.825814 del
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Found two freddo frogs I put in the fridge before. WINNING.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.825815 del
>>825814
Past you looked after future you.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.825816 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.825817 del
>>825814
Based.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.825818 del
>>825811
Why can the translator speak English? She should only be able to speak Portuguese.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.825819 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.825820 del
>>825818
She learned from watching anime.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.825821 del
Anti BEAN properganda


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.825822 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.825823 del
All the AFL teams have a chink nerd on a laptop who does the stats for the coaches.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.825824 del
Night.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.825825 del
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>>825823
has there ever been an asian afl player?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.825826 del
>>825824
Night neet.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.825827 del
>>825814
Freezy freddos are best eaten with White ice cream.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.825828 del
>>825800
>bro
>comming
kek

Nigga please, his posting style is as obvious as yours. I could quote numerous posts of his from the past week alone.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.825829 del
>>825827
vanilla ice cream


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.825830 del
>>825828
>Nigga


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.825831 del
>>825827
Racist.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.825832 del
>>825824
Good night Pidge. xx
Much nicer than Nigel and his tatted up old slag handler.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.825833 del
>>825825
Lin Jong played for the bulldogs. There is one with the first name "Mitchito" who is half Jap.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.825834 del
Had to close the doors as it's getting cold.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.825835 del
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How do I stop being such a lazy boong? Serious question.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.825836 del
Aldi used to do a pear flavoured ice cream I was very fond of.
They stopped making it. I think it was a limited edition.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.825837 del
Only a few hours until it lands


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.825838 del
>>825835
Eat healthy food. Drink only water. Start each day with a long walk.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.825839 del
These Jap women are more attractive than they should be historically. They must be using modern makeup and hair products.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.825840 del
>>825836
Pear works very well in an icecream because it needs richness. Green Tea works for a similar reason.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.825841 del
>>825839
Not being disgusting fat slugs like western women also helps.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.825842 del
Back on the LeAnn Rimes


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.825843 del
>>825837
How many standards?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.825844 del
>>825841
>disgusting fat slugs
My exact body type.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.825845 del
>>825844
You look very distinguished neet.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.825846 del
>>825843
1 for every hour since the last drink, it's only fair


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.825847 del
Too fucking lazy to do anything, did me dishes, that should be enough.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.825848 del
Might binge eat until I get diabetes and qualify for ozempic, it's the only way.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.825849 del
>>825848
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.825850 del
>>825849
We need a group of neets to pledge to all do this. It's the only thing we could realistically accomplish


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.825851 del
We need to start manufacturing underground ozempic in the commune.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.825852 del
Weber needs to get those blood tests done and then he can get ozempic.
It would save him.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.825853 del
>>825851
we can smuggle it out in family sized bags of freddo frogs


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.825854 del
>>825852
He doesn't want to be saved. We've lost him. Dust in the wind.
Hopefully he will leave us his house as a commune


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.825855 del
>>825854
He has two houses.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.825856 del
>>825855
He's a big guy. He needs them.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.825857 del
surely there must be something worthwhile on youtube


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.825858 del
>>825857
Nikocado.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.825859 del
>>825857
Grego.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.825860 del
>>825857
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3MrT6t3S-k [Embed]


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.825861 del
Can't remember if I've played Deus Ex Invisible War.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.825862 del
>>825861
it's pretty lousy


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.825863 del
>>825857
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dkcdSj4qBWU [Embed]


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.825864 del
>>825861
You did ages ago, you said you didn't like it.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.825865 del
0/4 footy tips for the round.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.825866 del
>>825864
Don't be making things up now, BOY.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.825867 del
Second bowl of rice today. Holiday in Cambodia tier. Need that care package to land asap or I'll be FUBAR.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.825868 del
>>825867
A few days of fasting might be good for you.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.825869 del
>>825842
Blue album is good


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.825870 del
>>825863
Michael Jackson was a next level pedo. That docco Leaving Neverland was fukn intense.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.825871 del
>>825867
Shame you dont have any freinds or family to give you food.
Having a midnight snack because I cant sleep in the heat.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.825872 del


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.825873 del
>>825869
She was like 13 when she recorded that album. Incredible voice.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.825874 del
>>825871
>midnight snack
What are you having?
Make me a couple of melted cheese sandos in the mike lando please.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.825875 del
>>825874
veggie burger and the leftover chippos and fava beans with fried up cashews and sunflower seeds. Plus some sweet soy and worstershire sauce.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.825876 del
>>825875
Never mind then.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.825877 del
Finna re-install Resident Evil 4 again. Might actually play it this time.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.825878 del
>>825877
Frankly installing and uninstalling is more fun than the games themselves.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.825879 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.825880 del
>>825867
What happened to the NEET who got this, >>824671 ?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.825881 del
>>825880
He ended up in hospital to get his stomach pumped.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.825882 del
>>825605
There's been a couple more, but I won't get into it.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.825883 del
fangin for that cenno, any minute now


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.825884 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.825885 del
>>825883
Are you going to go for a shop tonight?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.825886 del
>>825885
Yeah, straight to the 24/7 coles


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.825887 del
>>825886
NEET life.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.825888 del
>>825883
Gym only, no gook ladies.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.825889 del
>>825886
>24/7 Colesworth

Ah the life of a capital city NOOT. Only a few things I can think of that are open 24/7 around here, and that's Maccas, 7/11 servo and the public hospital.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.825890 del
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Be Blessed, NEETs!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.825891 del
>>825888
Undecided

>>825889
I know that feel


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.825892 del
>>825890
Thank you NEET. What a wholesome Pepe. o7


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.825893 del
>>825891
>Undecided
You are decided. All that is left is the rationalisation.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.825894 del
>>825890
Goodnight Nurmo


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.825895 del
The eagle has landed, I repeat, bird on deck.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.825896 del
>>825895
Good news. God bless.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.825897 del
No more $88 ubers this fortnight.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.825898 del
>>825890
Have a great weekend!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.825900 del
>>825898
Fuck off!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.825901 del
Still constipated but not garn asleep on an empty stomach again.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.825902 del
Too scared to play REIV


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.825903 del
>>825902
Uninstall.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.825904 del
Bought drinks and no groceries.
I did get maccas though


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.825905 del
>>825904
Big boong.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.825906 del
>>825905
Real life tomorrow


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.825907 del
Orning EETs.
Anked, need a hoof.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.825908 del
>>825907
Orning.
I am going to bed. Good night.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.825909 del
>>825675
The Patagonian thought this was hilarious


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.825910 del
Sounds like monk got back on the standards within a few minutes of getting cenno


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.825911 del
Woke up due to the heat and my general brain damaged nature...gonna have some chamomile


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.825912 del
>>825911
Have two halves.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.825913 del
Thinking about feed. Runny eggs on waffles with whipped cream and maple syrup and bacon.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.825914 del
>>825911
It will keep you up


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.825915 del
Ever since we started taxing young people to pay the state to take care of old people things have gone haywire. Wasn't superannuaton included in industrial awards sometime in the 1970s, when everything went to shit? It can't be coincidental. Why are these old cunts so expensive?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.825916 del
Its nice to be gooning again.
Seething with normie hate.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.825917 del
>>825907
>>825908
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.825918 del
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For 6 years of my youth I was only legally entitled to see my father for 2 of every 14 days.
I will never forget this. Justice will be done.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.825919 del
>>825897
Your new life for real starts today.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.825920 del
>>825890
Thanks o7


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.825921 del
mording


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.825924 del
>>825921
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.825925 del
>>825922
Downdooter on the DailyMail.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.825926 del
Lol blacks, jeets, poofs and boongs just can’t stop making headlines lately


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.825927 del
>>825926
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.825929 del
Can’t sleep due to standards
I am a manchild with low impulse control


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.825930 del
>>825929
Your new life for real requires to seize the day.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.825931 del
DMed a sheila on Twitter yesterday morning asking something relating to tweet they had made. They responded overnight with a pleasant enough answer and blocked me.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.825932 del
>>825931
Make a new account and send her Trev.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.825933 del
>>825932
I did create a second account just to check if she'd posted a screenshot of the message or done something to try and shame me.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.825934 del
>how dare some beta male ask me a question!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.825935 del
>>825928
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.825936 del
>>825934
He's a Chad male today.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.825937 del
27.2 already
went outside to turn off the possum light


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.825938 del
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>>825918
Why didnt you just disgregard the so called rules? Looking back at my life I have always been trouble for these shitty sherriffs with tin plated stars pushing the ZOG order. And more often than not, my instincts have been exactly correct. I am Pavlov's fifth type of man and hence the petulant, immature BO's with their misbegotten edicts and selective rule enforcement will have a problem with me.

>>825916
This is so sad, that sheila is so niaeve she is overjoyed that she has a man to go forward and have a family with but she has landed a handsome man-child with his wedding sneakers and his you tube clown antics. The indignity here is deep cringe because of the disappointment and sadness and frustration to come into her life. I know this because I have seen the outcome. But get some lulz from it because tiktok hey.

I am the board bad-ass. I'm here to ruin your vibe.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.825939 del
>>825937
>went outside to turn off the possum light
Is there anyway of stopping them without the light?
They seemed to have dug out the foam I put in a while back.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.825940 del
>>825931
You need to get off social.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.825941 del
>>825938
I miss Tiffin's blog too.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.825942 del
>>825939
Other than shooting them, not really. I don't mind the antics generally, I just don't want them in the carport.
If you trap them in a cage they go mental trying to get out and I don't want them pissing in the car when going to release them somewhere.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.825943 del
sorry to all those neets who lost money betting that monk would last at least one hour once his cenno had dropped


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.825944 del
I didn't win that $1 US billion lottery. Neither did anybody else apparently. $1.1b on the 13th.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.825945 del
>>825931
she's just playing hard to get, you know she wants the BWC


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.825946 del
>>825940
I don't have any friends


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.825947 del
>"But from Delhi to Ceylon the dominating fact in India is heat: heat that has weakened the physique, shortened the youth, and affected the quietist religion and philosophy of the inhabitants. The only relief from this heat is to sit still, to do nothing, to desire nothing"
>-- Will Durant
The heat is going to turn us into pajeets I fear


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.825948 del
>>825943
Could he be starting his new life for real after the public holiday now?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.825949 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.825950 del
>>825948
it's doable


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.825951 del
might flick the duster around


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.825952 del
no energy because of the fucking heat, need to go get a white monster but no energy to leave my house. Woe


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.825953 del
might put on some fragrance


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.825954 del
Might flick my dumper around


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.825955 del
>>825952
The cool zone has been activated


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.825956 del
>>825955
my freezers were going flat out yesterday. I live in fear that one will conk out.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.825957 del
>>825954
I'll flick your dumper


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.825958 del
drinking coke because I'm too lazy to make coffee


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.825959 del
>>825958
heat it in the mike with a bit of milk.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.825960 del
>>825946
Heat, woe


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.825961 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.825962 del
>>825938
You sound like a Tiffin parody account.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.825963 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Cool and Breezy 22c on the sunshine coast today. Laughing at the absolute state of "SA best A" at the moment. Fry. Haha


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.825964 del
>>825963
Good morning Based One.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.825965 del
>>825693
>>825963

The digits don't lie.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.825966 del
>>825964
Morning. Didnt drink or eat too much last night. Popped an Oxy had a great sleep feeling refresshed

>>825965
Strangely enough last night there was a large BDSM party in an adjacent complex. No leather no entry.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.825967 del
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>9 in the morning
>30 degrees
JUST


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.825968 del
>>825961
>>825963
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.825969 del
might dispense with underwear today


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.825970 del
>>825969
I'm still wearing Friday's singlet and cumdies.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.825971 del
>>825970
which friday's?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.825972 del
>>825970
do you ever get rashes?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.825973 del
Having hot coffee and refrigerated freddo frogs. So good. Think I might keep living.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.825974 del
>>825973
>Think I might keep living.
Finally some good NEET news.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.825975 del
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.825976 del
>>825972
Yeah sometimes I get itchy. Sometimes my groin gets tender.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.825977 del
>>825966
>oxy
>bdsm
What if you popped an oxy and went to that rap session?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.825978 del
Do you prefer fps shooter games or rpgs neets?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.825979 del
might treat the pantry for rice weevils
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X5-ZZr7Ctic [Embed]


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.825982 del
Wish he made song parodies for me.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.825983 del
>>825982
Verse 1:
Listen up y'all, I got a story to tell
'Bout a dog named Cruisedog, he's doin' quite well
He's got a knack for the poker machines
Always winnin' big, livin' out his dreams

He struts into the casino, tail waggin' high
With his shades on, he's cool as pie
Everyone knows him, he's a local star
With his poker face on, he's takin' it far

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 2:
He's got his poker chips, stacked high and tall
No one can beat him, he's got it all
His luck never runs out, he's always on fire
Cruisedog's the king, no one can take him higher

He's got a poker face, but his tail don't lie
When he's on a winning streak, he's flyin' high
With his canine instincts, he knows when to hold 'em
And when to fold 'em, he's always in control, man.

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 3:
He's got a strategy, it's all in his head
No need for cheat cards, he's got it all instead
He's got his lucky charm, a bone in his pocket
With that by his side, he knows he'll never drop it

Cruisedog's the king of the poker scene
His bark is his word, his bite is his mean
He's got the casino on lock, no one can stop him
Cruisedog, the poker machine champion

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Outro:
So next time you're at the casino, look out for Cruisedog
He'll be at the poker machines, droppin' all the big dogs
With his luck and his skill, he's untouchable, you see
Cruisedog, the poker machine king, livin' his life free!


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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.825985 del
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>>825983
AI getting some keks


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.825986 del
>>825984
she looks depressed


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.825987 del
>>825986
What would she have to be depressed about?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.825988 del
>>825986
I thought that too. Looked depressed and male in that one.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.825989 del
>>825987
Ah. The wall. It is the destroyer of women


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.825990 del
>>825989
>women
Whores


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.825991 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.825992 del
>>825991
Once her youth is gone, so is her business model.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.825993 del
>>825984
I'm loving this frieren cosplay


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.825994 del
>>825992
She'll be alright for a while yet


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.825995 del
If shipping is fast enough I might be building my new pc this week.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.825996 del
>>825995
Very exciting NEET.
Which case are you using?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.825997 del
>>825994
lol, No. Lauren Southern has a business model as a white e girl, your whore is just a has been thot.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.825998 del
>>825997
> Lauren Southern
you know she fucked niggers right?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.825999 del
>>825996
I'm still going to be using my fractal design r4 but I'm going to buy an r5 fractal later and use my old pc in the r4 as a jellyfin server


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.826000 del
>>825999
>fractal design r4
That is a nice case. It has dignity.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.826001 del
>>825983
Heh very good


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.826002 del
Fuck. It's still morning. Bit boong'd.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.826003 del
Got rejected by KFC.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.826004 del
>>825993
Yeah, it is a good one. She has been doing the same cosplays for a while.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.826005 del
>>825984
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.826006 del
>>825998
yet somehow she is still better than your thot, go figure.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.826007 del
>>826003
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Keep trying.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.826008 del
>>826006
Lol, you're into a coal burner.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.826009 del
>>826006
>go figure
Idiot American saying


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.826010 del
Moved onto the refrigerated freddos and coke. Have a reason to live now.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.826011 del
Wish KFC sold watermelon


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.826012 del
>>826002
standards status ?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.826013 del
>>826009
Americanisms are increasingly common here. Nuro unironically uses ebonics.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.826014 del
>>826013
A reddit tier post.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.826015 del
feel i'm gaining fat around my neck


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.826016 del
>>826015
On the second or the third chin?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.826017 del
>>826013
STFU and eat your McKFC


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.826018 del
>>826015
We've all noticed but we didn't want to tell you.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.826019 del
>>826014
The silly NEETs pick up bad habits there.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.826020 del
>>826014
You're post is incoherent. You are repeating nigger babble you have seen on 4chan's /tv/. Why would a redditor complain about the use of ebonics? They're the ones that use it the most.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.826021 del
>>826020
imagine questioning Nuro.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.826022 del
ate kfc
turned the cool zone back on
having a ginger beer


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.826023 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.826024 del
>>826022
I put some dill on the sloppa which is nice. Might have some popcorn and tea


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.826025 del
>>826022
I put some dill on the sloppa which is nice. Might have some popcorn and tea


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.826026 del
>>826023
You have been making awful posts lately. Is this a lingering effect of all the drugs?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.826027 del
>>826026
Maybe he was born with it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.826028 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.826029 del
>>826027
It would explain the learning difficulties in school.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.826031 del


NEET Board owner 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.826032 del
>>826013
>>826014
>>826020
>>826023
>>826026
>>826029
I have said before that we are not going through all this nonsense any more.
This is my last warning. Dumb antagonising of Nuro and dumb responses by Nuro will earn bans.
Just stop doing it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.826033 del
>>826032
henlo BO
how are you today?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.826034 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.826036 del
might look through my steam games for something to play


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.826037 del
Wish I hadn't thrown out my keyboards and had kept one wireless keyboard and mouse. Would be a good time to hook a laptop to the TV and code on the big screen TV.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.826038 del
>>826036
You could get the command and conquer collection. It has no EA drm and its like 10 bucks.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.826039 del
The things I would let a NEET watch me do for 15 wicked wings


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.826040 del
>>826039
The chicken was good today, NEET.
I had a small popcorn chicken, three tendies, a piece of original recipe (they gave me a honking big breast/rib piece), and chips.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.826041 del
>>826040
and a dinner roll


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.826042 del
>>826035
BEST A Mafia gonna get his arse.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.826043 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.826044 del
>>826040
A good omen.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.826045 del
might sort out my memes folder


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.826046 del
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One of these bad boys down teh hatch


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.826047 del
>>826041
It's amazing they're still on the menu after all these years. Cheap carb filler I guess.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.826048 del
might break up the tedium by going for a cruise, find a nice air conditioned shopping centre


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.826049 del
>>826045
Right click > Delete


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.826050 del
Bored af. Just took a shit


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.826051 del
>>826047
They taste good. I wish whoever makes them would put them in the supermarkets.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.826053 del
>>826048
Check for bix noods before exiting the car.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.826054 del
>>826052
That's a hose, not piss


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.826055 del
Sent an anonymous email re bitchface and the AGM to the club secretary.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.826056 del
do any neets watch that nigger mental outlaw?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.826057 del
>>826054
Really?!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.826058 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.826059 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.826060 del
>>826056
Never heard of them. Don't watch black youtubers.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.826061 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.826062 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.826063 del
>>826052
somehow, chinks make the best tiktoks


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.826064 del
>>826062
Some of you act like you've never seen a real boong woman before


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.826065 del
Watching the only good alien /predator movie because womboflix won't come back


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.826066 del
>>826065
the one with the negress?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.826067 del
>>826062
There's a sudo from the Norther suburbs of Adelaide that got signed to some international modeling company just for being a nigger. She is as ugly as a hatful of backsides, as Motherbat would say.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.826068 del
>>826055
They'll know.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.826069 del
>>826064
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.826070 del
>>826068
Probably. I said I wanted it answered in the next newsletter or at the next meeting.
I'll know next weekend when I attend the garden bowls function just by how certain people receive me.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.826071 del
>>826033
CRINGE


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.826072 del
I have watched the first two episodes of Shogun.
I am not sure if I like it. The pro-feminism, anti-Western, anti-Christian messaging makes me feel it is typical poz propaganda.
I will watch episode 3 now. Verdict still open.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.826073 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.826074 del
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39.2


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.826075 del
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>>826070
You're a trouble maker.
Trouble needs to be weeded out.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.826076 del
want to put my dick in the sandworm


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.826077 del
>>826065
He needs to say if he's coming back, that server costs $20/month.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.826078 del
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>>826077
Weber has tens of thousands of dollars of AV gear gathering dust in his spare room yet wont spend that money on us, his only frens.


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>>826077
It not only cost his time but his money too. What a guy.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.826081 del
>>826077
You shouldn't be paying for that neet.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.826082 del
>>826081
I don't mind if it keeps NEETs off the streets


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.826083 del
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>>826083
what was the go with those chained up boongs? werent they rapists or cannibals or something?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.826085 del
>>826082
KindNEET


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.826086 del
>>826084
'Blackbirding'


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.826087 del
my 3ds finally sold on ebay. need to post it tommorrow


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.826088 del
>>826087
Take a photo of everything before you bubble wrap it and after it is wrapped up, just in case the buyer tries to fuck you.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.826089 del
>>826087
And don't forget to email them a picture of you posting it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.826090 del
>>826087
>>826088
None of that works. They still side with the buyer.
You can only prove you sent it, not that the seller received it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.826091 del
>>826090
The buyer received it I mean.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.826092 del
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Morning. Risen.
Last night was a mistake but I'm tempted to go for a cheeky little booze cruise down to IGA for a cask and some NEET treats
I've also noticed that Google has removed local weather forecasts for me when I google "weather"

>>826056
Yes

>>826059
kek

>>826062
Would tie her up with cable ties

>>826065
I might watch it today. Is it time we start our own womboflix?

>>826074
35 here. Max of 39 and 38 tomorrow. Woe.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.826093 del
>>826092
Morning King.
You should go and get a rub and tug it has been too long since you had intimate touch. Your mental health will improve.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.826094 del
>>826092
>cheeky little booze cruise down to IGA
New life for real tomorrow?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.826095 del
>>826086
poor use of an obscure term


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.826096 del
>>826094
We are looking at a possible wagon postponement.

>>826093
I don't do gay rub and tugs I do full fucks


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.826097 del
It seems Haiti is collapsing but I can't help but think this is just black people in their natural state.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.826098 del
>>826095
It is not my problem if you are ignorant.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.826099 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.826100 del
>>826096
>do full fucks
>No family visits, weekend barbecues or non-essential travel. Australians reveal cost-of-living isolation
>>But nowadays the 74-year-old has more or less stopped going out altogether.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-10/social-isolation-cost-of-living-senate-committee-finance-stress/103517288


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.826101 del
>>826099
A short postponement no doubt. Trust the plan.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.826102 del
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>Both the pilot and passenger were treated at the scene by NSW ambulance.
>The passenger, a woman in her 50s, was transferred to Shellharbour Hospital in a stable condition for further observation.
>The pilot, a man in his 50s, also sustained no injuries.
>The cause of the upside-down landing is not yet known.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.826104 del
>>826100
Motherbat doesn't really see anybody except medical people unless I go down there.
Ironically, I probably speak to even less people than her in an average week.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.826106 del
>>826105
I only like images of Santa (🎅)


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.826107 del
>>826104
She also lives in a fantasy world with regard to me. Last weekend she was all "do the girls in the bakery recognise you and chat to you when you go in for your pie?" and I had to explain that, no, I'm a creepy middle aged man and they avoid even looking at me where possible.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.826108 del
Keep worrying I'm dying. Might enjoy what little time I have left by having some ice cream and playing some counterstrike.
The problem is I've been thinking like this for years and that's what's helped turn me into an obese underachieving neet.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.826109 del
>>826097
niggers gonna nig


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.826110 del
>>826108
Sleep tight.


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>>826099
Give me a purpose to my life


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.826112 del
>>826108
It sounds like there may be some mental health issue underlying these irrational fears. That might be what needs to be tackled with treatment.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.826113 del
WHEN WILL WOMBOFLIX BE BACK?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.826114 del
>>826111
I've had one of those since I was about 12. Never liked it as a kid, only kept it for sentimental reasons.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.826115 del
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>"You just got Rick Rolled, dude. Its a meme from online."


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.826116 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.826117 del
>>826113
Yes HP 113.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.826118 del
>>826117
The one time we did put on a Harry Potter, Big Fella threatened to beat the shit out of me.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.826119 del
>>826118
>threatened to beat the shit out of me.
I think he was under some spell. It'll be explored in HP 114.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.826120 del
>>826087
Any games with it?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.826121 del
>>826092
Just get a bottle of wine and a longneck of VB ffs.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.826122 del
>>826120
Yeah Ocarina of time and majora's mask and pokemon typing adventure with the keyboard and warioware gold and an app that lets you download anything for free.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.826123 del
>>826100
Poor bastards


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.826125 del
Goon (20), Cola lamb (8), smoked chipotle and honey red rock, loaf of raisin bread acquired.
IGA is a great aesthetic experience. Much more Australian than the big chains. Makes me feel like I'm a kid on holiday in Baitmans Bay again. Something about the people there, the localness of it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.826126 del
>>826125
I know what you mean about IGA. The only problem is everything costs 20% more than at Colesworths. Tough on a NEET budget.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.826127 del
Imagine if these eastern state NEETs ever went to a drakes.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.826128 del
>>826127
Didn't know they existed until I found this board.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.826129 del
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>>826125
>the localness


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.826130 del
>>826127
Drakes own a bunch of Supa IGAs on the East coast.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.826131 del
>>826115
elon's really been putting on the pounds


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.826132 del
>>826127
East of what?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.826133 del
God damn you Monk. Garn!!!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.826134 del
>>826131
"If you think that was funny, you can find all sorts of other memes on my platform, X. I invented it."


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.826135 del
>>826131
Ozempic shortage affects everyone


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.826136 del
>>826135
In his case it's probably roids without bothering to lift any weights


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.826137 del
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>>826131
You can say that again


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.826138 del
>>826137
That's not even fat.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.826139 del
>>826132
Best A


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.826140 del
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Forgot to eat any vegies for several days now. I can't be trusted to look after myself. I need a herder.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.826141 del
>>826129
I'd patronise her local outlet, if you know what I mean


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.826142 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.826143 del
night


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.826144 del
chair is creaking under me when I move


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.826145 del
I think I might be the only real neet on here?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.826146 del
>>826143
Too early.

>>826145
Arrogant.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.826147 del
>>826143
Goodnight.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.826148 del
>>826145
I'm a real NEET, a real human bean


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.826149 del
>>826145
I haven't had a job since before the pandemic


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.826150 del
Nothing is so draining as staring at a screen for hours.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.826151 del
>>826150
Get a poke and stroke at the rub and tug


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.826152 del
Bought a single bottle of wine like a responsible adult.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.826153 del
>>826152
A responsible adult would think ahead.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.826155 del
>>826144
Be careful neet.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.826156 del
Looking at the screen usage app. Aprox average of 10 hours a day on the computer alone.
Think that's pretty good. Was probably closer to 14+ hours when I was younger


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.826157 del
>>826143
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.826160 del
>>826159
>wog eyebrows
Opinion discarded.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.826161 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.826162 del
>>826160
I would assume south France phenotype but he has said hes anglo heritage.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.826163 del
I never should of smoked that shit now I’m at peshay studio set 1996


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.826164 del
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>>826140
Each bottle contains the juice of: Sweet Potato (34.4%)^, Apple (33.5%)^, Yellow Carrot (21.6%)^, Green Veggies (6.5%) (Spinach (5.3%), Cucumber, Celery, Lettuce, Parsley, Kale (0.04%)), Pineapple (3.3%)^, Food Acid (Citric Acid), Vitamin C, Natural Flavours, Food Colour (E141).

^Reconstituted Juice.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.826165 del
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAW


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.826166 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.826168 del
>>826165
Hello my fellow white nationalist


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.826169 del
>>826167
Still pisses me off endchan code can’t handle panoramas at any reasonable size. I have to downscale al of these images FFS.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.826170 del
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Was wondering why all the mention of missing flight MH370 lately. 10 year anniversary a couple days ago.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.826171 del
>>826168
Durka durka Muhummud Jihad.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.826172 del
>>826170
Didn’t you hear also Alex jones solved it


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.826173 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.826174 del
>>826166
you drinking goon on the beach?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.826175 del
>>826161
Well memed.


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>>826169
We have a banner for that too


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.826177 del
Carn the Cowboys!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.826178 del
>>826170
I no longer feel it is safe to fly. All these brown blobs and women pilots now too. Affirmative action incompetence as well as general societal decay and mental health decline.
I'm staying home. Never leaving Australia again. Won't put myself within their power.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.826181 del
No Aussie sports to bet on tonight :(


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.826182 del
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coopers stadium last night


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.826183 del
No-one likes the horror movies.
Some Japanese horror movies are scary
The ring and ju on are good.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.826184 del
>>826182
Sparkling, mid, sdoutd, pale, summer fruit


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.826185 del
>>826183
>no one likes horror
yet the genre exists


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.826186 del
Bunch of summer fruits on here.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.826189 del
>>826188
Their other tiktok was better.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.826190 del
No one told me there were hwytes in Shogun


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.826191 del
>>826139
There's over a dozen Drake's stores in Kingsland.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.826193 del
>>826190
didnt we watch the first version of that on womboflix?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.826194 del
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>>826174
Just hanging out with some customers.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.826195 del
>>826193
a few episodes yeah, it's fairly long


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.826196 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.826197 del
>>826194
Based.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.826198 del
>>826196
I’d stick to her if you know what I mean…


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.826199 del
>>826193
We watched some jew anime about a half nip mongrel killing white men


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>>826182
All the colours of the Cooper's rangebow.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.826202 del
>>826194
Legitimately Based.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.826203 del
Free my nigger Mr. Bond!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.826204 del
What's for dinner NEETs?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.826205 del
>>826204
Whatever crumbs hit the floorboard.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.826206 del
>>826188
Dumb fags.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.826207 del
>>826204
Some chicken boobie and a pack of continental curry chicken pasta.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.826209 del
>>826204
tuna pasta sloppa for this growing boi


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.826210 del
Twitter has some kind of filter on my Mr Bond files.
MD5 hash? How do I get around this?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.826211 del
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Getting back on the stellaris. Wagon tomorrow, for real.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.826212 del
>>826211
Show us your starting stats


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.826214 del
>>826211
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.826217 del
>>826215
Monk when he starts his life for real should code an app that connects lonely and horny oldies/NEETs.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.826218 del
>>826216
Two please.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.826219 del
>>826217
To take the edge off I just go to Dan's


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.826221 del
Might try and go for a walk at dawn tomorrow


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.826222 del
>>826221
Sounds do-able.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.826224 del
>>826220
I think the average ausneets age is now over 30


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.826227 del
>>826225

Goodbye Pidge. xx


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.826229 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.826230 del
>>826225
garlic or any spices on them?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.826231 del
>>826225
Aww Yiss.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.826232 del
>>826227
Well bantered.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.826233 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.826234 del
Nuro was the boss of a bikie gang, once.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.826235 del
What am I going to do with my life? I need ideas
Literally what do. Everything is so gay and boring


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.826236 del
>>826235
Devote yourself to helping others.


NEET Admin 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.826237 del
>>826235
You'd find the ideas gay and boring, so really no point giving any.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.826238 del
And this is official.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.826239 del
You travel overseas and see the difference in womens bumholes and I reckon that makes you a nationalist


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.826240 del
might chill out with some normie kino


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.826241 del
>>826238
Based.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.826242 del
>>826221
Haven't watched a sunrise in 2-3 years.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.826243 del
>>826242
Just watch a sunset, same thing just in reverse.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.826244 del
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>>826051
They're only a buck each. Why not buy a dozen and store in the freezer.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.826245 del
>>826244
>and store
Or cut them in half and slather them in butter and eat them all in one go.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.826246 del
Night.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.826247 del
>>826246
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.826248 del
>>826246
Goodnight.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.826249 del
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>>826245
Make sliders with a box of frozen tendies, or with leftover meat from the Colonel.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.826250 del
>>826225
HOLY MARYLAND


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.826251 del
Americans do what they call "dinner rolls" which look very similar to those KFC ones. Lots of recipes online.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.826254 del
neets who get anxiety, is your anxiety worse in hot weather or cold?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.826255 del
>>826254
I can't say I've noticed any difference.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.826256 del
I replied to Critical Drinkers twitter post about this current leb vs. southern woman debate


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.826257 del
>>826256
please explain


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.826258 del
How did AWS neet go? Get the job? I badly need a well paid job so I can buy my way out of various problems.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.826259 del
>>826257
A wog girl on twitter said this chick is ugly and it became a viral thing. The wog girl looks like a typical lebo bimbo chick.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.826260 del
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>>826259
>women having opinions
At the neet compound we will move beyond democracy and institute a trev-ocracy as our basic form of governance


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.826261 del
>>826253
They just brebrand products to price them differently, half the shit in supermarkets is home brand now.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.826262 del
I swear if I am still alive tomorrow I will fix my life up.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.826263 del
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Just got back from a ride. Scored a bottle of Addderal. Still have lots Oxy left too.

Time to crack another bottle of champagne, also picked up two Burritos and a fresh pack of ciggies. Nuro chads
we are simply winning


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.826264 del
>>826260
I agree. Women in public annoy me. Especially the grey ones with a certain swagger that line up in IGA like they own the place.
Sweetheart go home


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.826265 del
>>826260
Thanks Trev.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.826266 del
>>826263
Based and winning.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.826267 del
>im doing drugs im such a based white nationalist


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.826268 del
>>826267
Careful or your post will mysteriously disappear.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.826269 del
When I'm standing over the kitchen sink filling something with water I find myself very vulnerable to having unpleasant memories surface.
I don't know what it is about the activity. The memories have no relation to it.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.826270 del
>>826259
Stay off my girlfriend's Tiktok.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.826272 del
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Had a dream the neet council sent us up the murray on a river patrol boat to find and stop colonel tiffin, who had taken over a tribe of boongs and was worshiped by them as a god. When we got there tiffo lectured us on his theories of war, praising the ruthlessness of the boongs.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.826273 del
>>826263
it'd be winning if you actually invited some of the neets around to share the party


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>>826267
>labeling Nuro as a white nationalist
>trying to get the AFP / DSD to pay attention

tsk tsk... we know you are obsessed but fuck off with you fed bait bullshit


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.826276 del
>>826272
It was all a scheme to make boong porn. Tiffo was shooting three 4K videos a day.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.826277 del
He took his flag off hahahaha


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.826278 del
Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organisation made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.826279 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.826280 del
Hey Nuro, have you ever read The Naked Lunch or Trainspotting or any of those famous drug novels?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.826281 del
>>826280
He probably hasn't heard of them. He prefers Rick and Morty


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>>826280
I have not read Naked Lunch but love that moofie. One to add on the return of Womboflix.

Also i really need to add there is a big difference between drinking and taking a few hard to get controlled pharmaceutical drugs versus literally shoving a few grams of street drugs into your veins all at once. Drugs are bad um kay but people have no idea what hardened drug addicts actually consume. There is really no limit to the amount of shit they can bang.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.826283 del
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>i really need to add there is a big difference between drinking and taking a few hard to get controlled pharmaceutical drugs versus literally shoving a few grams of street drugs into your veins all at once


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.826284 del
>>826282
is that your girl friend?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.826285 del
>>826276
>3 4k videos
thats like 18K


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.826286 del
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I am not satisfied with any aspect of the current year. The politicians could slash immigration and I would still not be satisfied.
The political class going to civics classes with Jordan Peterson and Konstantin Kisin will not cut it.
I AM A FANATIC. I yearn for something MORE


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.826287 del
>>826286
you been drinking again monk?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.826288 del
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Where's the cyclone?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.826289 del
>>826287
Read the posts you missed.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.826290 del
Louis Theroux: Miami Mega Jail

Should be re-titled Miami Mega Zoo, if you know what I'm insinuating.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.826291 del
>>826264
>the grey ones


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.826292 del
>>826282
What percentage of authors do you think write while on drugs? I read that Steven King wrote most his novels on cocaine.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.826293 del
noooo im not a smackhead i just do pharmaceutical opiates!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.826294 del
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>>826292
All of them were wacked out on their minds.

> I read that Steven King wrote most his novels on cocaine.

And that was the 70's for fuck sake

>>826293
[Picture Related]


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.826295 del
>>826294
epic reaction pic Nuro!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.826296 del
You'd be laying in the wet jungle of Taiwan and have to deal with Nuro taking photos for his social media accounts


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.826298 del
You can't fight it


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.826299 del
>>826298
Fight what?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.826300 del
you forgot to wash your arse


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.826301 del
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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is hot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.826302 del
>>826301
that's a lot of words


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.826303 del
>filet-o-fish
vile!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.826304 del
I didn't read that post because I thought it might be AI generated.
Internet is gonna die soon


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.826305 del
I wish I was the Internet


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.826306 del
>>826302
even more letters


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.826307 del
the internet isn't real


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.826308 del
>>826306
even more bits


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.826309 del
Inconsiderate neighbour got the TV blaring again. If I wasn't a rent cuck I'd be screaming out the window to STFU and/or throwing rocks on the cunt's roof.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.826310 del
a unique face a unique moniker


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.826311 del
>>826309
What are they watching?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.826312 del
I think we should interact with other human beings while its still possible
Reckon webber will be a tough moderator when we all eventually live in the ausneets VR isntance


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.826313 del
big ding dong in the street from bad home types
threats to come back later, kill, etc
going to sleep even than lighter than usual


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.826314 del
>>826312
weber will never be the BO and that makes me sad


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.826315 del
finished rewatching sopranos s05
i liked it when nucky got shot in the face with a shotgun


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.826316 del
also when that dumb slut adrianna got capped


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.826317 del
>>826313
ANother thing I'd do as a homeowner is install motorised window shutters. Not just for security and privacy but also I'd like to imagine I was in the moofie I Am Legend, shutting them everyday at sunset to avoid the monsters that come out at night. In reality those monsters are the imported nigs looking for an open window.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.826318 del
>>826317
Motherbat puts hers down around 6pm even in daylight savings.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.826319 del
>>826315
>nucky
Guessing that was the character played by Steve Buscemi? The clip of the hit on YT was a goodun.


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.826321 del
>>826320
Finna watch it again right now!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.826322 del
a whimsical little creature


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.826323 del
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>>826320
Whatchu smokin boy?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.826324 del
horny for poojas


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.826325 del
>>826323
He was in the sopranos too you silly head


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.826326 del
>>826324
They’re fat and annoying and smell like shit and look like their skin is shit coloured


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.826327 del
>>826325
Yeah, as Tony Blundetto you silly head.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.826328 del
really not liking this nasty name neets are calling each other, you lot have finally crossed the line


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.826329 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.826330 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.826331 del
Mike Ma liked my tweet


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.826332 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.826333 del
Weber and Cruisey are wasted!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.826334 del
I might kill myself.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.826335 del
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Hail all the people of Europe.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.826336 del
>>826334
Stop listening Papa Roach.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.826337 del
>>826336
I don't know or care what that is.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.826338 del
>>826333
>Weber
Goes to bed in the afternoon like a Granny

>Cruisey
Quite literally who?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.826339 del
>>826338
>Quite literally who?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.826340 del
>>826336
Shut your smoked paprikan tits.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.826341 del
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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.826342 del
>>826335
You almost picked the correct flag.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.826343 del
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>>826334
>tfw not important enough to get whacked


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.826344 del
>>826237
The admin has spoken.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.826345 del
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Yeh I'm done for the night. Fuck sickos.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.826346 del
heh


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.826347 del
>>826251
They're like a sugary cake


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.826348 del
>>826262
Wake up


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.826349 del
>>826299
Life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.826350 del
>>826301
It's nice that she showed she cares. Sorry it weirded you out. It is strange though.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.826351 del
>>826312
>other human beings
Are you breaking up with us again?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.826352 del
>>826350
You are responding to a copypasta.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.826353 del
morning bros, slept ok in spite of the heat


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.826354 del
>>826353
Good morning.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.826355 del
>>826353
>>826354
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.826356 del
>>826355
Good morning.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.826357 del
>>826353
>>826354
>>826355
>>826356
harrumph
doing the mondster mash


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.826358 del
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No mondsters for this boy this morning, coffee only, I'm on the wagon and heading for my new life.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.826359 del
>>826358
>new life
Sounds do-able. Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.826360 del
27.5 already


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.826361 del
might disappear for a while


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.826363 del
>>826361
No stay


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.826364 del
I had a nasty accident.
A steam roller ran over my finger.
I was picking my nose at the time.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.826365 del
>>826360
monk! no! You need to cut back on the standards man.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.826366 del
>>826363
tab closed


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.826369 del


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.826370 del
>>826369
He's in a better place now.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.826371 del
>>826368
I kind of wonder what happened to Nadia these days. Did she finally snap and news.com.au got rid of all the expired ones, leaving Jana to work for the Daily Mail?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.826372 del
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(3.35 MB 406x720 very satisying.webm)


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NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.826374 del
>>826371
They probably weren't happy with the sharp transition to "I'm a lesbian now and I hate all men"


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.826375 del
Have to test something. Unna.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.826376 del
>>826375
Test Icles?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.826377 del
>>826376
Ligma balls!


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.826378 del
deleted twitters, instagram, bookface etc accounts, along with bookmarks of girls, neo nazis, and the like


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.826379 del
>>826378
Wagon status?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.826380 del
>>826379
i'm not monk


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.826381 del
WAGON STATUS: I'M NOT MONK


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.826382 del
>>826378
What has sprung this into action?
Is olive in that list?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.826383 del
I'm going to rummage through his recycle bin and take his egirls.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.826384 del
Perhaps we need to hook our wagons together to form a wagon train, pulled along by our most strong willed and reliable neets


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.826385 del
>>826382
I will still check once a day for a fresh Olive if the original OliveNEET hasn't posted her.

>What has sprung this into action?
I'm a depressed loser and at this point staring at the wall is probably healthier than looking at that shit.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.826386 del
>>826384
Good idea.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.826387 del
>>826385
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.826388 del
Good song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cy1LdAaGASw [Embed]


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.826389 del
did a big poo
first in 4 days I think


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.826390 del
>>826389
Imagine the gape.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.826391 del
Might have a shower to pass the time before my Mong herder arrives


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.826392 del
>>826391
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.826393 del
>>826389
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.826394 del
>>826391
Where are they taking you today?


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.826395 del
looking at coles and woolies to see who has the cheapest freddo frogs


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.826396 del
>>826394
No where apparently since he's sick


NEET 03/10/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.826397 del
>>826396
oh that's a bit shit


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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.826400 del
Anyone know any good movies? I've got some time to burn.


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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.826402 del
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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.826403 del
>>826399
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.826404 del
>>826398
He just needs to smile more.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.826405 del
>>826404
Right.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.826406 del
>>826402
It's good to see NEETs are moving up in the world.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.826407 del
>>826405
It would light up my day with a cheeky wink too.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.826408 del
>>826398
Me on the right.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.826409 del
>>826408
It's not a nice feeling.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.826410 del
>>826391
Wait until they get there.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.826411 del
>>826410
So you can charge extra for the dick washing? I'm onto you.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.826412 del
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overate again, this time with some coles cinnamon scrolls topped with some sort of cream icing. Feel bloated, lying around in food coma, diet wagon is driving away over the horizon without me


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.826413 del
>>826412
I had a double whomper with cheese and a choggy thickshake


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.826414 del
>>826399
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.826415 del
night


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.826416 del
Severely woed.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.826417 del
>>826399
>UN-DOABLE
How about you don't be a cunt for a change?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.826418 del
>>826417
Sounds un-doable.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.826419 del
>>826415
Way too early.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.826420 del
>>826416
What is going on NEET.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.826421 del
i was put back together 34 times as a newborn


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.826422 del
>>826421
Humpty Dumpty incidents?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.826423 del
Gonna listen to Aldous Huxley's Doorways of Perception


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.826424 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.826425 del
>>826417
How about you set some realistic goals.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.826426 del
TPG internet prices are going to the moon 📈


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.826427 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.826428 del
>>826427
No, TPG.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.826429 del
>>826427
Check NBN prices for your area of their website. You will notice a text on most plans with
>price $XX as of 20/03/2024
Or something like that if it's going up or down.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.826430 del
>>826426
>>826429
Lucky it is pretty easy to switch providers.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.826431 del
I remember the bad old days when almost all of them made you lock in for 12 month contracts and if you cancelled or moved or died they made you pay out the whole thing.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.826432 del
>>826429
i actually did not get my internet bill this month, i thought something fucky might be going on


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.826433 del
>>826430
what pisses me off is i tried to bundle my phone watch and broadband together to save money and they wanted to charge me more


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.826434 del
Telstra loves giving boomers 24 month contracts. My mother signed up for one before I could stop her.
She said some Pajeet on the phone told her it was the best one for her. She would not accept she had done something dumb. She got angry at me for suggesting it.
These boomers.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.826435 del
>>826434
Telstra's entire business model revolves around scamming boomers and the elderly


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.826436 del
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Just had a customer in my shop. Remember those boong kids that got zip tied ?

He had something similiar happen the other week. Some local feral kids jumped his fence and swam in his pool. One of the kids hit their head and almost drowned. Somehow the ambulance got called. The Ambos reported the near drowning to the council. The council came and inspected his property. They said he needed a new fence around his entire property. Its going to cost him 17 grand and he has under a month to comply with theor ordanance

Fucking kids.... Zip tie em all !


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.826437 del
>>826434
Can't believe you racists don't instantly trust a friendly pajeet accent on a phone.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.826438 del
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>>826423
5 minutes in and Huxley is already talking about adrenochrome. Q was right all along.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.826439 del
>>826435
It will be interesting next year what all these providers do when NBN gives peole with 100Mbps+ plans a free upgrade at no cost.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.826440 del
>>826439
>free upgrade at no cost.
Do people have to be signed up before this happens to get it?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.826441 del
>>826436
>Zip tie em all !
amen to that.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.826442 del
>>826440
No, all the 100/20 250/25 plans would simply disappear.
>In terms of speed boosts the 100Mbps plan gets the biggest jump in available speed, lifting to 500Mbps downloads and an increase from 20 to 50Mbps in upload speed. The 250/25 plan will move to 750/50 and the fastest or “Ultrafast” NBN plan will go from being an offer between 500 and 1000Mbps down and 50Mbps up, to 750-1000 down and between 50 and 100Mbps uploads.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.826443 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.826444 del
>>826440
NBN is giving the speed upgrade to the ISPs for free, it will be up to them if they pass it on to their customers with no extra charge.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.826445 del
>>826443
Hello mate. I am well. How are you?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.826446 del
>>826443
Hey Shire hope you have been well.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.826447 del
*waggles tallywhacker*


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.826448 del
>>826447
Put it back in your pants NEET.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.826449 del
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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.826450 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.826451 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.826452 del
>>826445
>>826446
Doing good, on a 2 week break from work, had to go down the old supercheap this morning, battery in Cindy's car died, fucking $400 since it has that stop-start nonsense you need a special battery for it.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.826453 del
>>826450
There is no shame in having such a small BWC.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.826454 del
>>826453
i'm happy for you


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.826455 del
>>826452
Damn that's one expensive battery.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.826456 del
>>826450
You're just copying the other NEET.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.826457 del
watched Spectre and Gladiator on mostly fast forward


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.826458 del
>>826455
Yeah I was thinking it'd be like $180 which is normal for a small car, but all new cars with that stop start stuff require a more powerful battery or something.


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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.826460 del
>>826452
Geeze. I hope she makes you nice dinner tonight.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.826461 del
all the NEETs are getting their dicks out for some reason


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.826462 del
>>826461
Just flopped mine out so it can have a bit of a look around.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.826463 del
>>826452
Did you and Cindy go see Taylor Swift?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.826464 del
Nuro is an empath.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.826465 del
>>826464
Like Counsellor Troi?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.826466 del
Risen

Fuck its hot aye


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.826467 del
>>826466
Morning King. Wagon today?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.826468 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.826469 del
>>826460
Air fried spicy chicken wings from Coles.

>>826463
Nah, my sister did though.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.826470 del
(992.15 KB 245x196 yes.gif)


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.826471 del
>>826467
Still deciding. I can picture that cask on the shelf at IGA.
Is stuff even open on labour day?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.826472 del
>>826444
Mother fuckers probably will charge us extra


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.826473 del
>>826466
Get in the cool zone.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.826474 del
I'm angry at society again


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.826475 del
>>826474
It is all society's fault.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.826476 del
WHY DO YOU CUNTS GET TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE AND I GET NOTHING?!


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.826477 del
(578.80 KB 1068x2119 fascism.jpeg)


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.826478 del
>>826476
That train scene hit me in the feels.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.826479 del
>>826432
The email should come as a seperate notice not related to your bill. More as a seperate plan to fuck you, as my current plan will be equally as expensive as the next tier with no speed increase unless I request it.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.826480 del
16 standos acquired


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.826481 del
>>826476
Calm down please.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.826482 del
>>826480
What format?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.826483 del
>>826480
That's 10 too many.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.826484 del
Boys trip to Haiti anyone?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.826485 del
>>826480
Well done. The cask?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.826486 del
>>826482
Two four packs of raspberry double cruiser that were on special.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.826487 del
wew actually got paid today and as an instant transfer


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.826488 del
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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.826489 del
Remember that time I cut an eye slot in a Vodka box and put it on my head?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.826490 del
>>826487
Is that unusual?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.826491 del
>>826490
Normally it goes in overnight.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.826492 del
>>826480
Wagon/Monk status?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.826493 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.826494 del
>>826492
Destiny put two four packs of raspberry double cruisers in his path. He must overcome them first before he can board the wagon. Wise neets will understand.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.826495 del
>>826494
Right now I’m having to do another shit that came on with no warning ‼️


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.826496 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.826497 del
Hope I have chux to spare


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.826498 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.826499 del
20 acquired. DeBortoli premium reserve chardy
Good mix of characters at IGA again


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.826500 del
I thought he would evolve into a Weber, instead he turned into Stanners.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.826501 del
>>826499
Monk? No!


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.826502 del
Dan Murphys cashiers are like the JB-HI-FI workers of bottle shops


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.826503 del
have any neets carked it from the heatwave yet?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.826504 del
>>826503
It was not pleasant in the shitter just now. Wondering if they made a split system narrow enough for that room.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.826505 del
>>826503
I got my a/c on


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.826506 del
>>826504
Split-shitter-system.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.826507 del
I just sit in the heat. Bare it. Witness it. Sweat drips down my nose. In my zone, flourishing.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.826508 del
>>826507
I enjoyed imagining this scene.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.826509 del
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>>826507
You need to have a nice cool bath. Maybe put in some products for your skin.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.826510 del
>>826507
The enlightened one.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.826511 del
>>826499
Well done King. The wagon will wait for you.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.826512 del
>>826500
Who are you talking about?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.826513 del
Getting my life together tomorrow btw. For real this time.
Just need one more day to goon out


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.826514 del
One more day.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.826515 del
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>>826513
Me too.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.826516 del
Forty bucks in the wallet. Fourteen in change in the car's coin department. About four in the bank account. Povo mode this week.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.826517 del
Does Dan have a payday lending service? Asking for a m8


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.826518 del
Went for a 20 minute walk in the 27 degree heat in a hoody and pants.
>>826516
>Povo mode this week
Same. Spent all my pay on beers and smokes.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.826519 del
>>826516
Dero mode


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.826520 del
>>826503
No
>Feels like 17.6 °C


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.826521 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.826522 del
I'm going to try and not eat takeaway or booze for the next 2.5 weeks, so I don't need to go rearranging so much money for the road trip.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.826523 del
>>826522
You will feel better on the trip if you are a few kilos lighter too.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.826524 del
>>826523
True, although shedding anything more than 3kg in that time is not realistic


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.826525 del
>>826524
It depends how much water you are retaining. All the sodium from the fast food.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.826526 del
>>826367
Team Red absolutely seething.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.826527 del
>>826522
If you do a daily checkin I will too


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.826528 del
>>826389
Was on the toilet earlier for a good 15 minutes clearing out a 3-4 day backlog.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.826529 del
>>826527
Will do. Tomorrow morning I need to drop the car off for it's 3000km check, so I will visit Woolies before that and get some breakfast, lunch, and dinner makings for the next few days.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.826530 del
>>826529
>3000km check
Free?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.826531 del
Cheri, cheri lady
Goin' through a motion


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.826532 del
>>826530
I believe so. Better be.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.826533 del
Started watching Downton Abbey. Fell asleep. It's garbage.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.826534 del
>>826529
Checkin is 7pm. I'll be there.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.826535 del
>>826533
One of the girls is cute in the first couple of seasons.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.826536 del
>>826534
>7pm
you mean am?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.826537 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.826538 del
>>826537
what are you drinking?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.826539 del
>>826537
That's a nice photo.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.826540 del
>>826537
Catching some waves?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.826541 del
>>826533
You need to watch something with a bit more action.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.826542 del
>>826395
Try the Reject Shop


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.826543 del
Too hot today


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.826544 del
/r/equesting the reject shop Possum meme please.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.826545 del
There's so much I want to learn I just have no motivation to actually learn.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.826546 del
>>826545
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xGmWvsSB7QY [Embed]


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.826547 del
>>826436
>my shop


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.826548 del
When did youtube embed functionality get broken? It just redirects to hqdefault.jpg


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.826549 del
>>826545
Same
I have a big list but the youtoobs have me chained up


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.826550 del
>>826443
Depressed and anxious. The usual.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.826551 del
>>826548
Click the image or the embed button beside the link.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.826552 del
>>826452
Calling themselves 'Super cheap' is basically false advertising.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.826553 del
>>826551
yeah, but somebody still bollocksed up the "(YouTube Embed)" hyperlink.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.826554 del
>>826552
Their tools are super cheap, with the caveat that they're quite often chink shit and you get what you pay for.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.826555 del
>>826458
The car's a hybrid?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.826556 del
>>826471
Should be, only SA SHUTS THINGS DOWN ON PUBLIC HOLIDAYS A.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.826557 del
>>826484
A man's gotta eat.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.826558 del
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>>826538
Champagne, speed and oxy
>>826539
That’s a nice comment
😊
>>826540
>waves
Metaphysical waves of Energy


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.826559 del
>>826558
>Champagne, speed and oxy
Can those of us with no goon please have a picture so we can lick the screen?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.826560 del
>>826500
He already is depressed and lonely.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.826561 del
>>826558
>Champagne, speed and oxy
real smart


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.826562 del
(1.63 MB 1400x1208 just walk out.png)


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.826563 del
>>826547
My shop and your cope. Haha.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.826564 del
>>826562
Its good advice.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.826565 del
>>826561
sounds like a balanced diet


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.826566 del
is speed amphetamines or methamphetamines?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.826567 del
>>826565
needs more fibre.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.826568 del
>>826566
Speed is regular amphetamine but theres a good likelihood that you'll get a bit of ice in the bag if you cop it in the smokers lounge.
I think hes referring to his ADHD meds.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.826569 del
>>826568
Speed has been known for decades as regular amphetamine salts. There is varying potency but an analogy it’s like a good bottle of wine. Methyl amphetamine is known as Meth is different chemically and is like vodka (it will mess you up quick)

Does not help that you can eat it drink it snort it or shove it in your veins that changes it strength too

Does not help that there is also cocaine too that is a more expensive cleaner high. People that smoked freebase cocaine were called crackheads all the 90’s and now things get even more confused when we now call all meth smokers crackheads.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.826570 del
>>826569
I know. Speed is shit btw. I used to buy it in clubs but ultimately it was just a shitty wakefulness agent. Meth much better.
I don't think we had a true crack wave here. Wouldn't make sense given the cost of coke.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.826571 del
Having fun making AI porn


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.826572 del
>>826571
Make some Possum and Weber porn


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.826573 del
I need a can crushing machine.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.826574 del
>>826572
I tried to make a hijabi webber but it didn't quite work out


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.826575 del
>>826574
lol ffs


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.826576 del
>>826574
Disturbing.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.826577 del
>>826574
that's one of those recalled kate middleton pics


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.826578 del
>>826573
Use your penis.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.826580 del
On the vietnam edits
God I wish that was me


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.826581 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.826582 del
>>826478
This one, >>826208
?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.826583 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPER NEETS! RUN FOR IT!


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.826584 del
>>826574
What a time to be alive.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.826585 del
>>826583
A few of the NEETs have melted, we will have to leave them.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.826586 del
>>826580
I like to think I'd have enjoyed it in a suicidal kind of way.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.826589 del
>>826586
I wanna die trying to beat that other neets record of eating 24 pizzas and a couple buckets of KFC.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.826590 del
I AM REALITY!


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.826591 del
>>826590
No you're not, you're just a very naughty NEET.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.826592 del
might go start on S06 of teh soprandoes
you lot are unlikely to do any good posts


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.826593 del
>>826589
You should be more precise in your binge eating - go for just 15 pidsers, and 1 bucket of kfc


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.826594 del
Send me a postcard darling!


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.826595 del
>>826539
It actually is.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.826596 del
>>826595
What's for breakkayie, Big Fella?


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.826597 del
>>826537
Wish I lived in Australia


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.826599 del
>>826596
Mini pizdets.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.826600 del


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.826601 del
There are some NEETs who have never understood the difference between the Gold Coast and the Sunshine Coast.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.826602 del
>>826601
It is all one big pile of shit.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.826603 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.826604 del
>>826569
Cocaine doesn't last very long, it's a 15 minute high


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.826605 del
OH


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.826606 del
KAY?

NEW: >>826579



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