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Dune Part 1 (2021) will be on womboflix tonight at 7pm AEDT neets. All of the best neets will be there. Arrive early before all the popcorn has been eaten.

A noble family becomes embroiled in a war for control over the galaxy's most valuable asset while its heir becomes troubled by visions of a dark future.

How does he do it? How?

>https://thedebrief.org/how-magic-mushrooms-inspired-frank-herberts-dune/
''Melange, or ‘spice,’ the drug everyone is obsessed with in the new sci-fi epic Dune, was inspired by magic mushrooms.

Frank Herbert, the author of the original 1965 Dune novel, had a personal affinity for psilocybin (a naturally occurring psychedelic compound produced by several fungi), and that was the secret behind one of the most significant aspects of the movie’s plot: the naturally-occurring drug found on the planet Arrakis that fuels not only interstellar travel but also has mind-altering effects.''

Ok, half a packet of green goddess salad with flaked almonds down the hatch. Starting to feel better. I really need to do this right after breakfast instead of chocolate.

>>837742
I'm the fat sardurker in the bottom right of the frame at 0:27

>>837737
I refuse to watch this jew shit. We should put david lynchs real based version on instead

>>837746
ffs that was a trainwreck. Also Denis Villeneuve isn't jewish.

>>837746
based

>>837747
I didn't even need to check early life for the main actor I just know he's jewish.

>>837750
Neither the writer (Frank Herbert) or the director (Denis Villeneuve) were jewish.

Was mohammed jewish before he founded islam?

>>837707
That's a good meme image.

>>837724
Well bantered.

>>837742
Good video meme.

I tested my windscreen wipers. Started slow and went up to full speed mode. All worked well.
There is a chance that high speed driving and heavy rain downpour could cause the issue again. But hopefully not. Difficult to test that. Praise God.

Wage interview tomorrow. Bitter sweet.

>>837757
Good luck.

Some loony fucking terrorist just pulled up out the front of my place, took his shoes off, put a hoodie on, hopped around the front of his car with something purple that turned out to be a magic carpet or something and then did about 5 or 6 sets of standing praying followed by kneeling down and headbutting the carpet. He then drove off.
Looked like he was facing West South West, which isn't even the direction of Mecca.

Also wasn't 3pm sharp.

>>837757
have a few lambs before you go in to consolidate your confidence

>>837759
You should've gone out and explained to him that mohammed was really jewish, and asked if he wanted to join the one true based faith

>>837746
>david lynchs real based version
Jesus Christ, this place has gone to the dogs.

>>837762
lol
No, I was actually a little concerned he was about to do something bad

>>837763
Before making any decisions on which david lynch things are worth watching we need to consult nuro

>>837756
Well done neet.

A company wants to schedule a phone call to discuss my junior developer application
I can feel the momentum changing, attracting positive energy from the cosmos, the lock to my cage almost broken by sheer force of will

scissors paper rock

i break into indian's houses and poo in their loos

>>837767
Excuse me, can you actually code?

I reckon my neck wouldn't hurt so much if my stupid fat fucking head wasn't hanging off it

Chicken drumsticks, onions and beans in the slow cooker.

>>837772
add some taters

I've something stuck in my teeth right up the back. I can't get the floss back there. Brushing didn't help. Trying to get at it is making it worse.

In this weather people get depressed and disgraced .
Me ? I just turn it up a notch and get BASED

>>837774
Try those plastic fork sticks things with dental floss in them, they can reach futher.

Hogwarts School of Boongcraft and Boongardry

>square beach
retarded chinks lol

garn get a big bag of popcorn for tonight's movie, can I get you neets anything?

make sure to

>>837779
Some lolly snakes and some of those sherbert filled fruit chew ones too please.

>>837779
A 30kg choctop please

>>837774
Trust me the dental Jews have been lying to you all your life. Go to the pharmacy. Ask for hydrogen peroxide 6% and brush and floss with it. Doing this literally saved my life. Don’t think don’t argue just do it.

>>837782
Party sized or family sized, whichever is bigger.

also a box of jaffas to peg at nuro

>>837784
spiral.gif

>>837783
Coles has 12 packs of bulla choc tops for sale, but I can't find them in smaller numbers.

>>837784
Why are you suddenly not typing like a retard?

>>837786
just peg nuro like a normal person

I'd like to peg monk.

>>837780
Well autism’d

Slow cooker is going well.

>>837777
You're a whizzy young Harry.

>>837793
How are your other appliances doing today?

I might actually get some popcorn from the moofies for this screening of Dune

>>837795
Somewhat well bantered.

What a joke of an existence

>>837796
Most of the neets that aren't part of the perpetual hard gay raw orgy are in SA.

>>837767
Well done King 👑

>>837775
Based.

>>837802
You already got out-ridden: >>837780

>>837803
He was missing the D.

>>837797
It's always a 'might' with (You).

About to create a squirt-plosion

>>837806
hodl

>>837771
You just need a neck brace.

>>837808
Yeah. Even one of those U-shaped travel pillows would be nice.

Too many people at the deli. Got a Mrs Mac's snosage roll instead of the chook. Talk about instant regret when leaving the store.

>>837810
They're not even in the same ballpark

I feel happy like I'm drunk but I'm sober.

>>837812
brain damage from too much goon, many such cases

>>837812
Only the lucky ones get to feel based randomly

>>837752
No.

>>837759
This is an interesting event

>>837816
Almost as interesting as the guy who steels my empties on bin day and the single mother who doesn't pay her car rego.

>>837788
Get two.

>>837797
I already ate my snack.
Cajun pringles were very good. 8/10. Nice smokey flavour, the heat was slow and not unbearable.

>>837820
What did you wash it down with?

>>837810
How did you mess that so bad?

>>837818
They might be interconnected.

>>837822
sounds like he panicked

>>837821
Spaghetti sauce slop.

>>837824
Instinct told him to grab his sausage.

>>837826
Hot!

>>837827
Grab your sausage.

might mog cruisey on the pokes again this week
we'll see

>>837820
>I already ate my snack.
We still have 5 hours of movie to sit through you mong. I'm not sharing my popcorn.

>>837829
Got to be in it to win it.

>>837821
Kvas is great.
Accent is fake.

>>837832
I would drink it

How long do fridge pizza slices go in an air fryer and what temp?

>>837834
Like leftover pizza?
I'd probably just give it 5 minutes at 180

Just eat it cold like a real neet

>>837832
You should only be drinking VB, I'm starting to think you're not even a real boong.

Two onions, a stove top blackened capsicum, can of corn, mince, can of tomatoes, jar of Doritos dip, garlic, hot paprika, coriander seed, pepper. Put some tajin on at end in bowl.

>>837837
For me, it's balter cerveza's

>>837767
Winning.

having a sparkling red

>>837833
Get some.

>>837837
>not even a real boong.
Impossible.

>>837839
>Something you’ll grab from the fridge on a hot day and go, you beauty!

>>837843
>Get some.
Seems to be sold out everywhere here. I wonder if the war (or trade embargoes) is fucking with supply.

>>837820
I'm glad you enjoyed them.

>>837838
Real sloppa.

>Yeah fuckt it, garn a chook
There was about 2 dozen when I left about 30 minutes ago. Fucking none now...

Got a bag of salad, a shitty McCain pixxa, and a Cadbury creme egg.

>>837842
Lovely.

>>837849
One from the freexer.

Dakota Johnson lied about the limes.

>>837851
Didn't make her pussy taste better?

>>837849
Spelt correctly.

Spelled *

>>837853
No it's not.

>>837849
It is such an awful meme.

brokestraightboys.com

Ok neets, Dune (2021) will be on in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that, in half an hour, we will begin playing a documentary on Frank Herbert's life and Dune. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>837867
>GROCER
That's a Jew.

>>837868
Funny innit.

>>837870
Go for it NEET.

Falling asleep.

Garn stir the slowcooker.
Five helens had to die for those drum sticks.

I really want some standards for the moofie but don't want a repeat of the mongodb interview

Guess I'll cook this faggot pixxa

>>837870
What's even there?

>>837875
If you just have a few standards you will be fine.
In fact because you will be so relaxed the interview will go even better.

>>837875
Get a good night's sleep.

Garn rape the next neet that posts here.

rap eme

I added some cornflour to thicken it up. You've got to dissolve it in some cold water first as otherwise you get clumps.

>>837876
You going to consume the faggot pizza orally, or...?

>>837878
Or become so relaxed and confident he realises he doesn't even have to go to the interview.

>>837884
Nothing worse than clumps.

>>837878
Thanks Dan.

>>837873
Thanks Helen.

Womboflix is playing the documentary The History Behind Dune | Arab Nationalism, Magic Mushrooms and The Cold War. The movie itself will begin in 30 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

The shark looked nice.

A neet indeed consumed a mind expanding hallucinogen while wandering in the desert.

He did that all without leaving his room

I haven't been able to sleep properly. This is day 12 without wanking at all. Very restless. People talk about feeling energetic and I feel the opposite. Very tempted to just get it out.

>>837901
>Very tempted to just get it out.
Post the pics please.

>>837737
The costumes were amazing and Josh Brolin was cool. The main hero guy's girlfriend was super fucking annoying tho.

>>837904
Chani?

>>837904
she's blue eyed right? honorary white?

>>837906
ask tiffin to get his calipers

I keep stirring the slow cooker. Very anxious to have it. Very hungry. I should wait until the meat is falling off the bone though.

>>837906
Their eyes turn blue from the spice. They aren't necessarily naturally blue.

>>837908
leave it alone

>>837910
Was that post meant for >>837901

Wasn't impressed by dune, Pete ruined it for me

>>837911
no

>>837909
they've been turned white by western culture and drugs

I liked the novel but found the lynch film and the new one to be awful.

The mechanic has started working on the car again. He says its probably the timing chain and tensioner that needs replacing next, he says its gonna cost about fifteen hours labor and parts.

Topped this nigga with a handful of cashews, some Thai chilli jam and salad leaf mix.

>>837917
NEET are you in control of all this? Are you satisfied that you are being treated right?
I am concerned.

>>837918
Was it good? It doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

>>837918
Sounds vile

>>837919
I didnt know the car had a timing chain, the other mechanic was in the office and kept sniggering into his hand like there is some joke I dont know about.

^ This guy

>>837918
Gross.

>>837918
All your life choices disgust me.

Chiggen hasn't started falling off the bone yet. I gave it another stir. I think another hour on high should do it.

>>837927
maybe because you keep taking the fucking lid off

>>837923
>the other mechanic was in the office and kept sniggering into his hand
Not a good sign.

>>837927
stop fucking with the slow cooker u mong

>>837899
I do everything without leaving my bedroom.

>>837928
Kek, yeah. I am hungry so I keep investigating it. You're right. I'll leave it alone and only check it once an hour.

>>837930
mongs gonna mong

frenschan is kill

>>837918
All your life choices disgust me.
(forgot animated frog)

>>837930
Don't be nasty.

GET IN HERE NEETS, WE'RE WATCHING DUNE: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>837934
never heard of it so it's not relevant

Stood on glass, knew straight away it was glass so was able to pull it out

Nuro posted an imageboard on an imageboard, once.

>>837908
Make instant noodles while you wait

I wonder if he's stirred the slow cooker again

watching the news

another roastie got shoa'd

The only 'wrong state' is that which exists in muh brain. Would you like a slice of pizza? Perhaps some noodles. I saw a good recipe for peanut butter nooders.

>>837942
The meth is still messing with your mood.

>>837946
I looked at it but I resisted. I am making another cup of tea. I should keep food for occasions like this but I like the impulse control to not just eat all the pies/tins of soup etc. in a matter of days.

low impulse neets

>>837917
>next
>not now

This mofo saw you coming form 10 miles away...

>>837954
>mofo
ayo bitch ass nigger oughta busta cap in dat cracka's ass
muhfuckin' punk ass white boy tryna screw wit a nigger, yo

>>837949
I was exposed to ten minutes of lamestream media today, it feels like a homeless cunt is relaxing on a filthy piece of building insulaton, with half drunk cups of sus liquid forgotten, within a corona of discarded trash, in my mind. But do tell us about this news item, I'm sure there is some normie spin brewing about it.

>>837923
I would put a stop to it first thing in the morning.

Might go fishing tomorrow

We /ausweebs/ now

>>837963
Based PippaChud.

So hungry. Slow cooker says 29 more minutes.

>>837970
open it up and have a stir

>>837957

> E-CLIPS NIGGA


that is all .....

>>837971
Noooooooooo

>>837974
it is serious

>>837974
we will see after the great eclipse psy-op tomorrow (burger time)

>>837978
Trust the plan.

>>837978
Meds.

Uh so that fat ugly girl I told you neets about proposed that we should be friends with benefits. It was awkward and I didn't know what to say. What would any of you have done? Take her up on it? Ghost her?

Ian told me I couldn't afford a 2008 Camry once

>>837984
>Ghost her?
Just run away.

>>837986
Is that normal?

>>837986
i doubt you could afford an uber ride to the corner

>>837987
Kicked him away like a soccer ball kek

>>837984
Make babbys with her.

>>837984
I'd fuck her but I am out of control horny right now.

Go to bed Pidge

garn molest the slow cooker again.
I am getting sick of waiting.

>>837996
I'll molest you if you open that lid

garn molest the slow cook again.
I am getting sick of wanking.

>>837997
The chicken isn't quite done yet. I've put it on for another two hours. I can avoid touching the lid now as I've had a protein shake.

>>837978
Nuro noscope 360's a retard on COD discord, once.

>>837995
Too soon.

>>837984
Smash box faggit

>>837999
It's overdone.

>>837999
I can cook a kilo of legs in a toaster oven within an hour and a half.

Rancid Angus

>>838012
is weber going to tasmania?

Is Tasmania ready for him?

>>838002
Vile

Pepper pies out of the freexer

>>838017
Better cook some instant noodles

>>>838014
I bet he'd enjoy the scallop pies.

The Vette better have one of them electronic rust-prevention systems.

Finished Saw IV. Going to watch Saw V.

>>838021
I saw what you did there.

>>838022
Very poorly bantered.

Night.

The chicken flesh has started falling off the bone. I'll give it one more hour and then filter out the bones.

jobless reincarnation season 2 part 2 has started. Anyone watching?

>>838024
Good night Pidge. xx

>>838026
I will. Hopefully Rudi's dick is working again.

>>838026
I keep meaning to shame myself into not being a neet by watching welcome to the nhk, but I never get around to it

>>838028
Yeah his dick just got fixed first 2 minutes of the episode.

>You have completed your point target for this reporting period with 6 days remaining.
It is hard work being a neet.

>>838031
Well done you are ahead of schedule.

farkin stuffed on popcorn and coke and maltesers, think I might burst

>>838033
Give your belly a rub.

Thanks to the neet crew who showed up to watch Dune Part 1 (2021). We will watch Dune Part 2 (2024) tomorrow neets, same time.

>>838034
I need someone to rub it for me

>>838035
I will be there.

>>838035
I don't know why they don't go for longer blades, the first person in dune to actually fight with a rapier length blade would win every duel.

>>838038
They are duels of honour.

The final episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm came out today.
I downloaded it, not sure if I will get around to watching it ever.

Drinking too slowly, it will just keep me awake

>>838041
Black instant?

Don't all post at once.

The NEETs go to bed early.

Was doing important neet business, playing counter strike. It helps me digest after a big binge.

worried that all the cool characters (except barron harkonnen) where killed off in part 1 of dune

Into the Whittakers chocolate block.

>>838046
There will be new cool characters.

>Whenever my mom would yell at me I would get a boner so I would run away then she would chase me and I would get even harder

another one:
>You should have mixed your cum into her food. I did that with my sister and i was never harder when I watched her eat it

There is some cunt loitering outside my hovel

He's coming for you.

>>838030
I hope he starts using it. All the chaste and wholesome behaviour last season gave me blue balls.

was sleeping ok until the neighbour's smoke alarm went off

nieghbour's lights are on, can't see any smoke inside the room, can see the smoke, can't see his car, not sure what to do

if I call the fire brigade for a neighbour and there's no fire can I somehow end up with a bill?

fire brigade arrived in about 2 minutes after I called them -- WINNING
Forced entry into chink neighbour's place. Shut off his smoke alarm. Neet peace and quiet status: restored -- WINNING
Chink door status: destroyed -- WINNING

>>838056
kek

>>838038
They should have a dude be all “¡Hasta mañana!” *chops them with katana*

Good morning NEETs.

>>838056
that will teach him to light insense in front of a statue of his fat heathen god and go to night shift at the milk factory.

might go buy some socks, flour and maybe some coffee if my brand is on special.

>>838060
I hope he crys when he sees his shrine to his ancestors and dead parents trashed by the fireys.

I woke up again. Only about five hours of sleep. Might wank to put an end to it.

might put a jumper on

>>838059
Morning

I'm going to throw out that huge bag of popcorn I bought yesterday, bingeing on it made me sick. Don't let me forget neets.

>>838068
just eat it

why even people think about buying much popcorn ?!

>>838066
>>838067
Toothpaste?

>>838064
Bit nippy?

>>838065
Good morning NEET.

>>838071
???????

>>838068
Keep it for tonight.

nice cheese go moo pig named lenard love moo moo cheese and eat me and everyone love oni!

Ordered this in my last coles shop
>can't remember what I was going to use it for.

>>838078
Have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from the pokies to be the first half of the day to be the first half of the year

Day 13 without wanking.

Mrogalin

need some more sleep neets

>>838064
I wore a Corvette hoodie to the whizzers. Unfortunately I would appear to be the first cunt here.

The servo had a poster for sugar-free OG mondster, but none in the fridge :(

>>838081
Morning
>>838083
have a quick nap at the front door so they have to step over you to get inside.

>>838083
Did you tell them that you were going on the cruise?

>>838086
What cruise? The Canberra trip? Nope lol

>>838088
You could show them some pictures.

>>838089
I don’t think the poojeeta that just arrived would be very interested.

>>838090
Show her anyway. Women just want you to take charge and dominate.

@weber

>>838092
Hello

12 thousand. fly up with a swag and drive it back via cruiseys place.

Wondering how mongk's ztep-mum is going.

Wondering how mongk is going.

Good Morning NEETs

Slept in. It was all a nothing burger. Imagine my shock.

>>838098
The Ides of March aren't over yet, chud...

>>838098
You're late for work.

>>838094
You could share a cheeky glass of Kvas.

Bush jacket, jack daniels cap with a torn visor, king gee overalls and redback boots. All my shit for the trip in a potato sack and a swag. Turn up with the money in 50's and 20's, wait there for ten minutes no emotion looking at some maps torn out of a melway from the 90's while he counts the cash and signs the papers, shake hands say thanks when he grants that it serves me as well as it did him. Look at the maps some more while it warms up. Nod, salute and wheel out to the freeway.

>>838098
it was just an eclipse you dunce

>>838094
Is it just petrol or lpg as well?

>>838102
Based.

>>838104
only runs on 98

>>838102
Looks really clean. How many ks?

>>838106
Cool. My dad got his converted so it can run on both.
They'd be good with a pop top on the back.

>>838109
Fake and gay.

https://www.tiffinmotorhomes.com.au
mobile neet commune?!

>>838107
225 000

any of you use libreoffice?

>>838117
Think I used it once in the last 2 years or something.

Maybe get a F350 with the 4.9L V8. Get help to check it out for issues and repair them before I start using it to get cheap building materials and prepper stuff from the rich parts of the city.

bad sleep because of the fire thing, might get a white mondster

>>838124
I can't sleep more than about five or six hours per night. This is fucked. I'm really tempted to just rub one out without porn to see if that helps me sleep.

I'm so hungry but too lazy to warm up the slow cooker sloppa.

back on the popcorn after swearing I was going to put it in the bin

The fireys last night were magnificent - all white, all 6 foot plus, all fit, not a single fatty among them. It was like a time warp back to 20th century Australia

>>838133
hmmmmmmm

Still tempted to wank.

>>838056
Good work NEET. Did they say what caused the alarm to go off?

Can't think of a caption for this one

>>838137
no, I don't think there was any smoke, they were there in his place for at least 30 minutes

>>838094
>>838102
Well done NEET.

>>838117
Yes

>>838117
I do on the occasions I ever write anything or use a spreadsheet, which is like once every 3 years

>>838136
I've been up for four hours and haven't really done anything yet. I'm going to turn off my computer and get cracking on the to-do list. This should keep my hands away from my BWC.

>>838142
>>838141
I've been using it exclusively for the last six or seven years or so.
Have you noticed any features it lacks compared to microsoft office? I have found that some places get funny about formats for things like job applications so I have had to convert them or export as a pdf etc.

might spend all today lying around watching vidya longplays on youtube

>>838145
I only use it in very simple ways. Making basic lists etc.

>>838148
Good shot of his adam's apple, brittle hair and double chin.

>>838148
Fella makes a good blog. He should keep it up.

>>838148
She's turning into a Silver Fox!

>>838151
literally nuro in a dress

Dune Part 2 (2024) on womboflix tonight neets. 7pm AEDT.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/solar-eclipse-conspiracy-theories-far-right-1234998475/

:|

>>838139
Those smoke alarms are way too sensitive. I disabled mine at the last two places I lived. Sick of them going off just because I was cooking something in the frying pan.

>>838134
Big wank after they left?

>>838134
They might have a calendar you can buy.

>>838133
Popcorn is fucking delicious.

>>838149
You are mental

>>838112
Not cheap

>>838155
>This latest onslaught of misinformation began, as it often does, with InfoWars host Alex Jones,
Gotta keep the punters happy.

>>838156
When did it all go so wrong.

>>838157
there was nobody inside, no idea what triggered his smoke alarm

>>838077
>Delicious sprinkled over tacos

It is Taco Tuesday afterall.

>>838161
You are gay

>>838170
so nothing new then

>>838156
>Delicious sprinkled over tacos

It is Taco Tuesday afterall.

Lite n' Easy My Choice Beef Stroganoff

>>838174
>Lite n' Easy
how much does it cost per week?

Heavy n' Hard

>>838175
More than what Nuro and IGA can afford, even after they move in together.

What's so French about fries ????

Garn a coffee and something savoury before another day is wasted.

new beyond creepy episode:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2i_3YpHIwkQ [Embed]