>>31857 Japanese corporations are known for trying to cut corners. This thing wouldn't have happened if there was more than one fire exit or properly trained and armed security guard. Or if the roof wasn't closed and they at least entrusted someone with the key.
>I'll try to summarize: Train-obsessed photographer on 2ch's train board makes up the word "barisaku" for a specific way to get the lighting just right when photographing trains, and keeps spamming that phrase on 2ch so much he ends up getting nicknamed Barisaku-kun >Then KyoAni makes an anime about people who play in an orchestra ("Sound! Eufonium") where they use the word "barisaku" as a short for "bariton sakusofon" (bariton saxophone), and he thinks they stole his word that he was so proud of. >What really broke the camel's back was when KyoAni collaborated with the Kyoto public transportation authorities to decorate a train with anime characters from Sound! Eufonium. >From then on he went to 2ch's/5ch's anime board every single day to shitpost about how KyoAni ruined his life. >But the threads suddenly stopped yesterday. >The arsonist was overheard by witnesses as shouting "They ripped me off!" over and over again.
Once upon a time there was a loner highschooler with short black hair, a thin body, and no social skills or force of personality to speak of. This highschooler was named Yuu Prota-gonist. Yuu was a nice guy, an extremely nice guy who was so nice he frequented r/incel before it was cruelly ripped away from him. "Sigh, my life is so boring, if only I could get whisked away to a magical land where I could fuck like 5 bitches at a time." Yuu lamented. "BIGBROTHERBIGBROOOOOOOOTHER!" Yuu's loli sister screamed as she raced up the stairs and into Yuu's room. You see, Yuu's loli sister had massive oppai tits, so Yuu's passed out from an immediate cerebral hemorrhage due to all the blood in his head pouring out of his nose. Yuu then fell into his little sister's boobies where he suffocated and died.
When Yuu woke up, he saw a massive green field before him with pastel colored fantasy girls and bargain bin goblins called gobliks running around playing grab ass. "Finally, I'm in the harem paradise heaven I deserve!" Yuu yelled aloud before laughing louder. Then a 11 foot anime girl walked over and said: "You're in hell lol." And then everything burst into flames. Yuu was then strapped to a chair where demon tsunderes stepped on his dick with spiky cleats for the rest of eternity.
>>31822 aye, i hear you, in nothing but pretendings a whole lyf can be spent, you tell me, lyv lyf my dyd, you tell me
but there's a problem: i was pretending to merely pretend, there's no lyf to lyv beyond pretendering, only more miserlings
>>31797 I didn't ignore the last guy to offer me corrections, it's just that he wanted me to replace some of thous because thou used to be informal in English, and to use different archaic formal words instead. I didn't want to do that because it was too much work. Well, it has been uploaded already.
CAUTION This thread is for highly trained /am/y professionals only.
I can't say I'm not worried what the consequences might entail but if we are to win this war it is imperative that we find out what's the highest humanly possible concentration of pure shitpost in a post and in a thread. Turn off self censorship and eliminate all and any interference from your brain. Mind altering substations allowed.
/AM/eme R&D division is stealing developing an easy-to-shitpost-in thread formula. This is the current prototype.
Post fun/relevant screencaps from shows you're watching that didn't give you enough of an inspiration for a separate thread.
I'm in a mental hospital and they have free wifi. I can go on youtube but ptp filesharing is blocked and any website I'd be interested in using is blocked except endchan. I can't connect to any of the blackvpn nodes. Explain to me like I'm retarded how to fix this. I'm willing to buy a different vpn as long as it'll definitely work.
I like gintama alot. There was this wistfulness that permeated it. the way all the characters go on despite all the back stabbing, infighting and pettiness that preceded the series' narrative, with a somewhat positive albeit jaded attitude, sticking to various cliques or organizations always reminds me of imageboards or the internet of the past decade. going from the 2000s to the late 2010s has been a heck of a ride. Not to sound pessimistic or defeatist, but a lot like after the nukes came down our strange little country will never be the same.