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NEET General #712 - Lazy Cunts Edition NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No. 725962
OLD: >>724920
Fucking lazy dole bludging cunts leave me to make the new thread.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.725963 del
>>725962
Get a dog up ya


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.725964 del
This thread is awful and still better than the last one.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.725965 del
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>>725952
Planning to live until you're 100? He didn't make it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.725966 del
>>725964
>and still better than the last one.

Of course, ausneets is all about improvement, but not perfection.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.725967 del
>>725962
You make the best ones.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.725968 del
>>725967
Where is your IP from? Mine is Brisbane but Endchan gives it as Hong Kong.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.725969 del
big webster


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.725970 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.725971 del
>>725970
No, I'm just using a VPN. Nuro was an Indian anyway, not a Chinaman.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.725972 del
>>725971
stanners?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.725973 del
I feel a breakdown coming on neets. Might have to get on the goon.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.725975 del
wish we could just get comfy on neet street


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.725976 del
>>725973
yeah, feel the same way, looking forward to hitting the lobster pills tonight


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.725977 del
did that neet get his temazepam script?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.725978 del
>>725973
I had an anxiety induced one a couple of nights ago.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.725979 del
>>725968
Wireguard from Brisbane


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.725980 del
>>725973
All the more reason not to.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.725981 del
Does anyone in australia use ambien/stilnox for insomnia? Got to be better than lobster pills or seroquel right?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.725982 del
I've been having 6-12 sometimes more cups of coffee over the past few weeks. Two cups of tea today, I'll be going for my walk soon.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.725983 del
I just realised my urge to have coffee and sense of emptiness without it is the same feeling I had when I quit weed and tobacco.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.725984 del
Fucken flogs on seek put their in the wank from home category but then advertise it as "hybrid work environment! 2 days from home!" in the actual description
I hate hr women so much its unreal


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.725985 del
>>725982
I had 10+ cups of coffee for over a decade. Cut down to 6 this year, hope to get down to 4 soon.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.725986 del
lunchtime


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.725987 del
>>725986
what are you having?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.725988 del
>>725982
>>725985
Sounds like it'd be pretty rough on the old cardiovascular system.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.725989 del
>>725983
A NEET needs things to enjoy.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.725990 del
I'd give that 15 minutes before anyone goes in there.


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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.725992 del
>>725988
Just grow a new one.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.725993 del
Thinking about the NEET with the carrots.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.725994 del
npx create-react-app frontend --template typescript


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.725995 del
if BOONG then goto DANS


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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.725997 del
>>725987
Pork stew.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.725998 del
Considering some Sauvignon Blanc.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.725999 del
>>725993
He must have good eyesight.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.726000 del
Seven hundred and twenty six thousand


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.726001 del
>>725999
He means the faggot neet that thinks 2kg is a lot of carrots.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.726002 del
>>726000
And yours is the worst.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.726003 del
I wish cask moscato was more common. Fucking women don't drink in large enough quantities to justify it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.726004 del
>>726002
Your mum likes it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.726005 del
>>726004
She is still unconscious after that other neet went to the toilet.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.726006 del
>>726005
Unconcious people still have feelings.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.726007 del
>>725997
cashed up neet


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.726008 del
>>726006
Does your bussy hurt?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.726009 del
Do any of you follow the drama with Patrick Tomlinson on kf?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.726010 del
>>726008
No it's good today thanks for asking.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.726011 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.726012 del
THE GOON BECKONS
I can feel it neets, I am fighting it. Today is meant to be a sober day. Sounds not doable.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.726013 del
>>726009
Did he play Dr Who?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.726014 del
>>726011
Imagine how many cocks it took for nikocado to develop the coinslot?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.726015 del
>>726013
No, he is a fat scifi author and lolcow.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.726016 del
>>725988
unironically I am right now booking a heart test


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.726017 del
I reckon he has ODD and DID


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.726018 del
>>726015
Googling his name brings up a lot about him but not his books, kek.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.726019 del
>>726012
Stay strong.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.726020 del
>>726019
Strength of will waning.
The siren song of Dan lures me in.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.726021 del
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>tfw


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.726022 del
I threw a bunch of dogs stuff out while tidying up the back yard. Both bins are full. There's still two mattress things that are too big for the bin. The rug had spiders living in at and had started being eaten by mould, there were mushrooms growing. I think there must be mushroom compost in the dirt. Sprayed the dirt square, trimmed the green square. Need to do it again but the grass was long, and now it's cut, it's wet and won't cut. Need to do it again in a week. But won't. Need a eufy lawn mower for the green square. Need to concrete the dirt square. Barkchips are shit. Missing the dog heaps. There's bits of bones, poo bag rolls, the wash basket thing with brushes and shampoo for when I washed him, the brace thing for lifting him up once his hips went. In the bin.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.726023 del
Severely woed.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.726024 del
back from the cbd
still no internet


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.726025 del
12 standards master race


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.726026 del
>>726025
I'd say those in the 2 or less column are lying and/or don't know what a standard drink is.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.726027 del
>>726025
How much is standard?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.726028 del
>>726027
10 grams of pure alcohol, so 1 x 15ml shot of spirit


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.726029 del
>>726027
A full strength can of beer is 1.4 standard drinks at a minimum. Some frumpy house hoe pouring a big glass of wine is probably 3 standards


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.726030 del
>>726028
It doesn't sound standard, it sounds small.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.726031 del
>>726030
Standard as in STANDARDISED UNIT OF MEASURE ffs


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.726032 del
>>726027
https://nadk.flinders.edu.au/kb/alcohol/consumption-patterns

I don't think its that unreasonable for most overall drinking 'sessions' to be a single pint. Just like I imagine a lot of the daily drinkers in this study might be low quantity drinkers. My used to drink 1 long neck a day for example.
I can't see a proper gooner chart measuring standards per day here unfortunately


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.726033 del
My pop. Poppy.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.726034 del
>>726032
>My used to drink 1 long neck a day for example
right which is at least 2.8 standard drinks and as high as 3.7 for something like stout or 4.4 for some craft wank.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.726035 del
>>726031
No wonder the results of the study turned out to be questionable. Who the fuck even knows that?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.726036 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.726037 del
>>726034
Ummmmm ok?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.726038 del
>>726036
He said a shot was 15ml.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.726039 del
He always has to mansplain standards to us. Has done it at least 4 times over the years. He thinks we don't know.
Fucking moscato loving poof


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.726040 del
Mong doc hasn't called for my lobsterpill telehealth thingomagiggy


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.726041 del
>>726025
What? That seems way too low.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.726042 del
Mongdoc Telehealth, alien cyborg bounty hunter.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.726043 del
>>726033
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E4vUxVwb_G8 [Embed]


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.726044 del
>>726041
I think the NEETs would fuck up their numbers for surveys.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.726045 del
Not sure if I should get some moscato or refrain altogether.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.726046 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.726047 del
>>726045
Flip a coin, leave it in the hands of fate.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.726048 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.726049 del
>>726039
>>726037
His point was that even a single longneck will still generally put you over that.
I reckon people take a standard to be one glass of wine, one bottle of beer, etc.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.726050 del
>>726022
That must have been hard, RIP Doggo.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.726051 del
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Broad NEET standardisation


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.726052 del
>>726049
A bottle of whisky should be 5 (five) drinks.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.726053 del
>>726049
I know. And my point was that it isn't surprising that most people, in most drinking situations, have less than 2 standards.

Flippin gooners


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.726054 del
>>726038
Even the shot glass thing doesn't work, because spirits range from about 38% anywhere up to 60% alcohol


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.726056 del
>>726054
Yeah, but they mean 40%.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.726057 del
>>726055
lemmas


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.726058 del
>>726056
dont be mean


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.726059 del
I bet the didn't even survey any boongs
Racist white dog survey cunts


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.726060 del
So every time I go to a bar to get drunk, I have to bring a calculator and ask the alcohol percentage of each drink?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.726061 del
>>726060
Good gooners like us have them all memorised


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.726062 del
>>726060
Does your phone not have a calculator?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.726063 del
>>726060
Just get them to keep a tally on your arm with a pen


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.726064 del
>>726062
If I take my phone with me to a bar, I'm guaranteed to lose it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.726065 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.726066 del
When my phone died the other day I tried to work out how many times that NEET sold his bussy each day and got it all wrong.
The calculator is your friend.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.726067 del
some ting tong flip nigger just called me from the internode call center and manually applied a data block... to my mother's account which wasn't over quota


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.726068 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.726069 del
>>726068
Is that MacAfee?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.726070 del
>>726066
You were off by an order of magnitude.
How embarrassing.


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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.726072 del
Break down coming.
Going in to get some goon.
Can't handle it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.726073 del
>>726069
its debeckeyie or whatever it is in that hotel series


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.726074 del
I've consumed 881 standards so far this year.
Last year I consumed (at least) 2715.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.726075 del
>>726070
Tbf it turned out he is a dirty little whore who is at it all night.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.726076 del
>>726073
>debeckeyie
Jesus Christ neet, pull yourself together.
It's Debicki.
In Tenet I think.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.726077 del
>>726076
Still reckon its from The Night Manager


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.726078 del
>>726074
66 for me.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.726079 del
>>726078
he said year not week


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.726080 del
>>726079
I've only had 3 bottles.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.726081 del
>>726074
You still have six whole months to break the record!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.726082 del
Lobster pill script secured


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.726083 del
Broad NEET standardisation >>726060


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.726084 del
>>726060
I count each drink as one stando


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.726085 del
>>726077
You're correct.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.726086 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.726087 del
The green bin hungers


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.726088 del
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in my bum


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.726089 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.726090 del
>don't wanna go in no green bin


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.726091 del
>>726089
Broke down and got some golden oaks fruity white instead.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.726092 del
Going to play some Skyrim whilst I wait for the open mic thing to start.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.726093 del
Day wasn't a complete waste. Vacuumed and mopped floors. Checked my diaries and the last time was April 23 and before that February 28.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.726094 del
>>726093
I swept under my bed


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.726095 del
>>726088
In your bum we drank rum until summoned home by mum


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.726096 del
>>726091
Go easy, just enough to keep the sads at bay. Whatever that means.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.726097 del
>>726073
Dubbake


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.726098 del
>>726094
You swept everything under the bed? I did that as a kid when friends or family were visiting. Just shove it all in/under and let the bed sheets hang down so you couldn't see. Actually I stll do that as an adult...


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.726099 del
>>726098
that's where women kick their dirty cumdies when they have company


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.726100 del
>>726098
No heaps of dust seems to gather under my bed I don't know how it happens.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.726101 del
feel like crying


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.726102 del
Mummybot got viciously angry when I asked to borrow $20 to get my scripts filled

>>726086
Ja


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.726103 del
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Ok neets, open microphone night will begin in 1 hour. All of the best neets will be there, so come along and bring your most impressive youtube videos. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.726104 del
>>726102
I got 10mg but only wanted 5mg pills


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.726105 del
>>726103
I won't be able to be there with my internet like it is. Ironically this board is about the only thing that works because new posts are all that use data.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.726106 del
>>725779
>Typically 22 frets. Harmonics on 12th, 7th, and 5th frets.
same shit on my casino
>Bluegrass style is typically played with a plastic thumb pick and metal picks on the index and middle fingers.
why not use the fingernails?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.726107 del
>>726106
Weber has stumpy fingers.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.726108 del
>>726106
>why not use the fingernails?
fingernails aren't twangy


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.726109 del
>>726107
get fucked


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.726110 del
>>726105
We will make posts telling you about the videos


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.726111 del
Settle down stumpy


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.726112 del
>>726100
Yeah that happens with hardwood floors. It's like the dust bunnies don't want to be trod on so they all gather under furniture.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.726113 del
>>726105
it's coming from youtube, is that included in your data allowance?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.726114 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.726115 del
>>726107
>stumpy
rugged fingers, bulging from decades of keyboard workouts. I bet he uses high power mechanical keyboards you fingerlets couldn't even press enter on.


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>>726036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass

australia
>single
30 ml
>double
60 ml

romania
>small
50 ml
>single
100 ml


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.726119 del
>>726118
At the end of the day you're still a Romanian though.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.726120 del
i might dissociate tonight


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.726121 del
>>726120
Fugue state?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.726122 del
>>726121
More a Toccata or Cantata.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.726123 del
>>726122
sensiblechoggles.jpg


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.726124 del
I can't get anything done and I don't know why


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.726125 del
>>726124
Not enough goon.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.726126 del
>>726124
You need to do the thing when you don't want to do the thing.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.726127 del
>>726124
It's deep depression.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.726128 del
>>726127
Not that NEET, but I think that's a big part of why I don't have motivation to do anything. Can't even be bothered doing a cert III course.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.726129 del
>>726118
Wait until you see the price of a shot in this country. I could buy your sisters virginity ten times over for the cost of a shot.
Although being Romanian your father probably beat me to it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.726130 del
>>726108
gotcha


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.726131 del
>>726119
>wake up
>still romanian
day ruined


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.726132 del
Pizza enroute


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.726133 del
>>726128
Same way I bought a laptop and haven't even opened the lid, or done any programming on my project for a week despite people being interested in the end product, or even bothering to bathe. Today I visited a client in the tshirt and hoodie I have slept in for the past fortnight. I just dont care any more


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.726134 del
I had a Romanian maths teacher in highschool. She was very attractive and had a nice accent but she was awful to me and thought I was a mong.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.726135 del
>>726132
You will burn your penis.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.726136 del
going to go to a church this sunday


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.726137 del
>>726129
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/new-research-reveals-the-worlds-most-expensive-cities-to-buy-a-pint/news-story/8500a78a560f765c00ec063cbbe45c35
wtf?
with the amount of money you spend for a pint in sydney, I can get drunk for a week straight
and how tf does a bottle of wine cost 20 usd?
I can get 4 1.5 liter bottles (and it's not goon)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.726138 del
>>726137
We also have 4l casks for around $10


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.726139 del
>>726137
alcohol is taxed at the time of manufacture and taxed again at the point of sale


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.726140 del
>>726137
We do get paid a lot more here though but yeah, the taxes are fucking cooked.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.726141 del
>>726133
What kind of client?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.726142 del
>>726139
and all of the state and federal politicians have a fully stocked bar in parliament house that is 100% free for them to use 24/7, so they're not affected by the price of alcohol
they also have a government car, so petrol and registration and the taxes built in there dont bother them either


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.726143 del
Accountants,lawyers and whores have clients.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.726144 del
>>726141
some kind of law firm


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.726145 del
>>726142
Ain't democracy grand? Sadly all political systems are going to be corrupt since that's human nature.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.726146 del
>>725789
>Northern Aboriginal Twerking Orgies
>Twerking
*Twink
Fix'd!

>>725794
RIP.

>>725798
I like how it looked but it looks like hell.

>>725802
It'll probably be liek
>Venezuela navy vessel sinks after 'ramming cruise ship'
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52151951

>>725806
Yes.

>>725808
Smart.

>>725809
Good luck.

>>725820
Have them as a snack.

>>725834
J U S T

>>725835
Good image.

>>725836
We should watch some Big Lez Show

>>725840
Your small business is thriving.

>>725846
Hot!

>>725859
Preprocessing it.

>>725862
>>725898
kek

>>725882
Makes Tony sad.

>>725887
>I used to be ASIO.
You had a very vibrant life.

>>725899
kek

>>725910
>>725911
Spooky.

>>725912
Tomorrow?

>>725942
Superior choice.

>>725946
It looks flash.

>>725951
Hot!

>>725962
Wanking the day away!

>>725966
Fact.

>>725977
Time will tell.

>>725994
Smart Engineer (Contractor).

>>726014
Food for thought.

>>726021
Just.

>>726024
One day they will do the needful for you.

>>726040
JUST

>>726050
True.

>>726061
Smart NEETs.

>>726074
That's a lot of standards.

>>726082
Whizz!

>>726102
>Mummybot got viciously angry
Did you tell her what it is for?

>>726117
You tell 'em Joslin.

>>726131
JUST

>>726137
>I can get drunk for a week straight
All the medicine you need!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.726147 del
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>>725962
(You) Love it


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.726148 del
Too much grumpiness and complaining here tonight. Got me feeling the Sunday blues but I'm unemployed and its Tuesday.
You all need an attitude adjustment.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.726149 del
>>726142
I honestly don't mind elected politicians being well paid, I don't want them bribed too easily by the private sector.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.726150 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Cg3gMfkNTY [Embed]
I love the laughter towards the end. I don't think these yanks even realise that petrol sniffing is a real thing.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.726151 del
autism tray


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.726152 del
>>726148
>You all need an attitude adjustment.
Weber needs to wank us off with his stumpy little fingers.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.726153 del
>>726146
Well caught up, much (you)fullness.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.726154 del
>>726150
based pipkin enjoyer


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.726155 del
>>726148
They are all in mourning.
We all process grief in diferent ways.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.726156 del
>>726155
it's night time


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.726157 del
>>726152
i'm out of here
sick of this bullshit


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.726158 del
>>726136
You need guidance.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.726159 del
>>726156
Who can tell in these dark times


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.726160 del
>>726159
but my light is on


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.726161 del
(71.49 KB 1018x678 barnaby.jpg)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.726162 del
>>726160
It is better to light a candle than to scream in the dark


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.726163 del
>>726157
He is being a wanker


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.726164 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.726165 del
>>726146
Very nice tower post.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.726166 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.726167 del
Fucking uptight neets tonight.
The loss of Olive has been hard on all of us.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.726168 del
>>726153
Thank (You)!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.726169 del
>>726165
Thank (You) too!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.726170 del
>>726147
It needs a nice steak in there.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.726171 del
>>726167
I have thought long and hard on the matter, considered the moral implications and pondered deeply and have decided that I'd still let Olive wank me off if I was drunk.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.726172 del
>>726171
>long and hard
Go on.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.726173 del
>>726144
they would be used to desperate people like you. They'd call your garb 'Street clothes'


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.726174 del
>>726172
I have proved and prodded the thought, explored it's contours and massaged it's possibilities.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.726175 del
stump mogged


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.726176 del
>>726170
cant bake a stake and the pastry stuck to the tray,


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.726177 del
I used to be good friends with an American bloke called Stumpy.
He had a horrible job in outback US where he had to chop up trees fallen on roads and pull shit out of rivers in winter for very little money.
Damn good bloke though.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.726178 del
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Get in here neets, we're showing each other youtube videos, open mic night has begun: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.726179 del
Watching Spiderman 2 (2004) instead.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.726180 del
(3.16 KB 259x70 Untitled.png)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.726181 del
I tested Weber's patience once.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.726182 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.726183 del
Cannot fucking stand the troon.
He constantly talks to the cats in that exaggerated way people talk to little babies. But its in his deep man voice. Put my headphones on but could still hear it. He also has this permanent cough from smoking darts which I can hear from across the house. Total tranny death when


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.726184 del
>>726134
romanian women are dumb
well, women in general are dumb but I guess that's besides the point


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.726185 del
>>726183
Maybe you need to troon out as well to show him how ridiculous he looks.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.726186 del
mum called to tell grandma died
can't even go at her funeral cuz low on cash and obnoxious relatives


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.726187 del
>>726186
Sorry to hear neet.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.726188 del
probably needs more time to sink it, but when I got the news it didn't felt much different from a minor inconvenience (a broken string/the hot water not working/waking up and finding no alcohol left)
I felt worse when the local hobo who's selling electronics on the street went missing and thought he died
the city probably ruined me


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.726189 del
Haven't gone to the gym yet. Don't think I'm gonna make it.
Todo list ruined


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.726190 del
>>726186
RIP. Local Cruisey should sponsor your trip.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.726191 del
>>726190
probably wouldn't go even if I had the money
can't bring her back, and my uncles/aunts are all cunts


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.726192 del
>>726191
You should get MagyarMate to adopt you.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.726193 del
>>726191
You should elevate your game.

Local Cruisey is in the Mong Management business. You should get into a similar field.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.726194 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.726195 del
>>726194
Even how you smoke could make you look boss.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.726196 del
Doner kebab for dinz


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.726197 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.726198 del
>>726195
good stuff


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.726199 del
>>726186
Sorry man


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.726200 del
Severely woed


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.726201 del
Watching Father Stu, Mel Gibson is Mark Wahlbergs dad.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.726202 del
So fucking jealous of 10ks life it makes me mad


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.726203 del
>>726186
RIP Grannybot


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.726204 del
>>726188
Were you close to her? Like did you see her much throughout your/her life?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.726205 del
>>726186
Condolences.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.726206 del
>>726189
Tomorrow's phone appointment has riddled you with anxiety.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.726207 del
(1.12 MB 352x288 Rowan Atkinson in.mp4)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.726208 del
You here Weber? FRM came into my room to get me, there was a boong woman at the door. She wanted money, panadol, baby formula and to borrow the car. FRM told her she'd give her panadol but not the other stuff. She grabbed the panadol but boong lady went off to harass the neighbours instead. Bitch had a better moustache than I can grow. Fucking hairiest boong woman I've ever seen.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.726209 del
Just spent hours trying to troubleshoot my Spotify API auth in this typescript application before reaslising it was blocked by my fucking adblocker
Mong 4 life


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.726210 del
Have a blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.726211 del
You here Weber? Just shat my pants.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.726212 del
>>726208
It wasn't me. I'd have asked for your Internet.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.726213 del
also for FRM to show bobs


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.726214 del
I wonder if FRM would want to join us in the commune


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.726215 del
Doubt any of us could satisfy her sexually. Not that that matters.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.726216 del
Please do not make such posts about FRM.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.726217 del
>>726215
I could disappoint her in ways she never imagined.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.726218 del
>>726217
She imagined them.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.726219 del
>>726204
her house was 30 meters away from mine
up until highschool I was seeing her daily
then I would see her on weekends
after I moved in bucharest, I would see her once or twice per year and only for a few minutes
we were never close, but we definitely started talking less and less since I stopped making explosives (that was when I started 8th grade or smth)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.726220 del
>>726216
You brought her up, bud.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.726221 del
>>726220
I didn't invite these sexualised posts, all I did was mention her.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.726222 del
Back onto the Gilmore girls.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.726223 del
>tfw address my grandmother by her given name


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.726224 del
>>726221
He's just trying to cause trouble hes been at it all day.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.726225 del
horny


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.726226 del
weber?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.726227 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.726228 del
>>726186
Feelsbad neet.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.726229 del
>>726223
weird
I always called her hag/crone (rough translation, but around here that's how you say grandma in a less formal way)


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.726230 del
>>726229
She is my paternal grandmother and my father was an alcoholic so I was raised away from that side of the family.
The fact they are catholic is part of it too.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.726231 del
i know 5 people


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.726232 del
>>726230
lmao
paternal side
my grandad was an alcoholic
my grandpa was an alcoholic
my dad is an alcoholic
maternal side
grandad chainsmoker, got his first leg amputated, didn't quit and got his second one amputated as well
grandma died early from cancer
good thing I'm continuing the tradition
mine are orthodox, and yes it's a part of it too


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.726233 del
>>726221
My point is lonely sex-starved noots tend to get rowdy at the mention of any alive female (motherbats excluded).


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.726234 del
>>726233
>alive female
What about Olive?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.726235 del
>>726219
Only got to see my granny about 10 times throughout my life. You obviously spent a lot more time with yours. I think her death is yet to really hit you.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.726236 del
>>726234
She is still alive. The seppo good night NEET failed us.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.726237 del
>>726234
I said female.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.726238 del
>>726236
>The seppo good night NEET failed us
What?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.726239 del
>>726235
>Only got to see my granny about 10 times throughout my life.
I think I spent time with the one on Motherbat's side four times in thirty-odd years. It was a week or so each time, but that was it.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.726240 del
Failed us


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.726241 del
>>726238
We tried to give him a mission.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.726242 del
u faking bich


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.726243 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.726244 del
cruiseyboy was doggin' me


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.726245 del
i will defeat cruisey once and for all, his evil shall end tonight


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.726246 del
This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.726247 del
Add Rounders (1998) to the list of prospective films, ProjectionistNEET.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.726248 del
>>726246
dont swear


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.726249 del
andy hall


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.726250 del
nape rape


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.726251 del
Back onto the Pipkin Pippa.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.726252 del
Ari Graynor in teh Sopranos


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.726253 del
andy milonakis


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.726254 del
11.1


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.726255 del
Tomorrow is Wednesday


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.726256 del
>>726255
Today is Wednesday in BEST A.
Tomorrow is Thursday.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.726257 del
The new Mission Impossbile is 2 hours and 43 minutes long and that's excluding trailers. FFS I struggle to sit through a 2 minutes and 43 secong youtube short!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.726258 del
I remember my teacher in year six told us the following joke:
>Why does time go fast in Italy?
>Every time someone walks past another day goes by
And also:
>Why is Italy shaped like a boot
>You can't fit that much shit in a shoe
I loved that man. Top bloke despite being a wog.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.726259 del
>tfw wish I didn't know Olive was married


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.726260 del
>>726256
Technically you're right but no one really takes the wee hours seriously. Daylight is what matters.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.726261 del
>>726235
jesus that's not much time spend with you grandma
you barely knew her


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.726262 del
>tfw they still haven't found Steven's corpse>>726259
>married
man*


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.726263 del
>>726261
Life is suffering on the wect


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.726264 del
CRUISEY SMOKING CHOOF IN THE PIDGEON COOP


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.726265 del
Why isn't eye-raping women considered a virtue?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.726266 del
>>726257
Watch Sátántangó.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.726267 del
>>726262
Ryan is a woman.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.726268 del
>tfw mever had a choof


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.726269 del
How do you kill a golden labrador and live with yourself?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0D1wzZU14h0 [Embed]


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.726270 del
Why isn't perconf on bifdirrs considered a virtue?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.726271 del
>>726266
Watch me kick your incisors all the back to your tonsils you hungry faggot!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.726272 del
>>726270
The same reason you failed high school English you humpty faggot!


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.726273 del


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.726274 del
>>726271
>>726272
I will rape you in the arse and dab it with a flannel to make sure the blood doesn't act as a lubricant and reduce the pain.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.726275 del
keep touching my nape
I like having it shaved


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.726276 del
Cruzin the streets of Brissy CBD in my V8 commie with Korn BLAZIN.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.726277 del
Cask emptieddd


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.726278 del
Got 3/4 bottle red wine and a tally of BEST A stout until opening time tomorrowday.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.726279 del
>>726278
iktfn
Thinking tonight I might just keep drinking and get boonged.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.726280 del
10.8>>726279
>g tonigh
Now I'm confuesd, did youmean right now or 'tonight'/wednesday night?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.726281 del
Realtime neet is the biggest mong on the gen.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.726282 del
>>726276
Jocking the bitches? Slappin the hoes?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.726283 del
Hmm. Some lyrics on teh internets says it's:
>Jockin' the freaks, clockin' the dough
But they make couple of versions anyway. And I have the right to paraphrase.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.726284 del
Might buy some nordy food tomorrow.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.726285 del
>>726264
Good evening


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.726286 del
>>726282
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nO5f50wELjA [Embed]


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.726287 del
>>726275
The cold morning breeze through an untamed nape is better


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.726288 del
Good night neets.
Going to brush my teeth and go to bed. Might have a wank also.
Don't know if tomorrow will be a productive day or a gooner day. At this point I'm just hoping it will be a happy one.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.726289 del
Starting to buy in to conspiracy that 600-900ad wasn't real.
Charlemagne wasn't real.
Just a ploy to legitimise Christianity in western Europe.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.726290 del
>>726286
Fantastic


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.726291 del
>>726263
>wect
what does that mean?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.726292 del
>>726288
good night neet
better goon than wank
godspeed


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.726293 del
lol good night faggots. may the tendies hit the floor.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.726294 del
>>726293
grumpy?
gn


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.726295 del
nearly 5, been awake for hours


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.726296 del
>>726295
Welcome to the owl club, buddy.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.726297 del
>>726188
apparently grandma was not very happy with this post
my high e string just broke
is that her revenge? now I'll have to spend some of the rent money on new strings


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.726298 del
feeling saucy today neets, might poo in the shower for a change


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.726299 del
Severely woed


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.726300 del
big stinky shid happening


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.726301 del
>>726196
Who donated it?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.726302 del
>>726298
Blame it on the cat


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.726303 del
>>726208
>a boong woman at the door.
Lucky NEET.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.726304 del
>>726303
I'm still not sure why he wanted Weber


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.726305 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.726306 del
>>726304
Everyone wants Weber.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.726307 del
>>726306
no they dont


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.726308 del
>>726306
I just want to be like weber


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.726309 del
>>726307
>>726308
Have you ever had a hairy boong woman knock on your door and NOT ask for Weber?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.726312 del
So if I understand correctly a hairy boong woman knocked on neets door asking for Weber and babby formula and only left when FRM gave her some panadol and Webbers car. Some neets have very interesting lives.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.726313 del
>>726312
It sounds to me like Weber must be the babby daddy.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.726314 del
>>726312
You'd think Quorum Niggerfucker III would have been weened off the baby formula and onto goon by now.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.726315 del
>>726312
Why did FRM have Weber's car?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.726316 del
>>726315
The plot thickens.


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.726317 del
Is..is this the plot of the long awaited musical perhaps?


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.726318 del
>tfw refuse to play the hairy boong woman


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.726319 del
Hairy Boongchick and the Magic Babby Formula


NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.726320 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NK7bV-8W5WE [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.726321 del
>>726314
i thought he was introduced to a wall when he wouldn't stop crying


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.726322 del
Are those Moe's $3 hotdogs any good


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:10 [Preview] No.726323 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kt5zcd2t5KI [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.726324 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.726325 del
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>here's a guide how to change your Apple ID from Australia to Türkiye so you can save 50c a month on your monthly iCloud subscription


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.726326 del
>>726298
I use my shower as a bidet. No problems.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.726327 del
>>726326
I wash my face and hair in the toilet.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.726328 del
>>726327
Are you a cat?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.726329 del
Just a pussy


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.726330 del
Day ruined. Might as well start drinking now.
Lost a client and had a wank.
Good times have made a weak man.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.726331 del
KFC have killed off the giant snack box and the tower boig.
The current special is 10 tendies and 10 nuggers for $20


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.726332 del
>>726330
Did you lose the client because you've been an inattentive boong?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.726333 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.726334 del
>>726330
It could have been worse. You might not be allowed to drink because of your health. Imagine, you can't even drink alcohol to help you forget.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.726335 del
>>726331
The snack box was the best deal they've had in ages.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.726336 del
>>726332
Kind of. Forgot to update the herders roster, so she didn't show up. Client didn't really like her anyway and I said I'd find her another company if this new worker didn't work out.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.726337 del
look at this white boong sheila https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXqEGLLTXew [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.726338 del
>>726334
I don't have any Pepsi.
I don't think I can face the world, not even drive thrus.
Last few times I've ventured out into the world has been in cumstained trackies and without showering.
Being as big of a boong as when I was NEET. No sober days in months.
Need to go back to doing shifts, I still boong it up daily but after 8hrs of waging, I at least don't feel guilty about it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.726339 del
>>726338
Sell the company and go on the dole.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.726340 del
>>726339
Merge with Wombosec


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.726341 del
>>726339
Maybe I can get back on dsp.
I could become a mong.
>become


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.726343 del
Have cleaned the two grease fiters on the rangehood, filled a bucket up with hot water and heaps of sugar soap and then rinsed them clean with the hose, had to do that 2 times to get all the grease out of them. Then I had to degrease the top of the rangehood and all of the surrounds, at least now there should be no oil or grease dripping down when I cook.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.726344 del
Morning cunnies. Lobster pill sleep in. 10 hours or so.

Cruisey you boong. Get on the wagon


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.726345 del
Shit day at the wage, wouldn't recommend wage


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.726346 del
Trimmed plants, mowed lawn, towels in wash.
Time to boong.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.726347 del
>>726338
You'll be right mate you've just got the winter blues on top of NEET brain.
Cut the choof down until it gets sunny again.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.726349 del
Apparently I've received a fine from the victorian electoral commission. It's been mailed to my old address but they apparently have no online portal to pay it, opting for a bpay address on the letter I'd assume.
Fuck the VEC and fuck the census


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.726350 del
11 hours of sleep.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.726351 del
>>726349
how did you find out about this?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.726352 del
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>>726348
I don't think even NEETs would eat this.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.726353 del
>>726343
Well degreased.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.726354 del
>>726352
The clogger that would produce wouldn't even leave my pipes let alone the toilet's.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.726355 del
>>726354
I think it would ruin my bowels completely.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.726356 del
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wholesome AND dystopian


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.726357 del
>>726356
Kek, that's quite cool


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.726358 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.726359 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.726360 del
>tfw mongk is the lesser boong
About to venture out into this cesspool of faggotry.
I hate the material universe so much it's unreal.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.726361 del
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woed


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.726362 del
>>726359
If Mummybot doesn't want to give you $20 for medicine, she sure as hell isn't going to give you whatever the fine is worth.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.726363 del
>>726360
>you don't have to boong faster than all the NEETs, you just have to boong faster than Monk


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.726364 del
>>726350
big temazepam?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.726365 del
>>726344
>Lobster pill
how much did you take? Are you getting any side effects?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.726366 del
>>726349
Tell them you're homeless and you have no fixed address, and it will become optional for you to vote. I haven't voted in 10 years.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.726367 del
>>726352
I'll eat it. If it's free.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.726368 del
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>>726356
HP printers suck so bad.

The Cable guy came with his ipad and pressed some switches here. He was really friendly and ineffecient. I told him about my NEET lyfestyle but because I am out of practice talking I just mumbled and spun my wheels. He said I should talk to the local shop owner because we have the same hobbies but I'm sick of boomers and realized all the ones I know here are cunts. I went to see one old boy but he said he was "a bit busy" and didnt want to talk. He looked pretty disheveled and depressed. The other old lady was on a mission to make her vaxx side effects some one elses problem, probably the water board, I got caught up in that debacle and foolishly got into her car and had to walk home from the local council office. She's a distracted driver and a leadfoot. The doctor needs to take away her license, she will end up in a nursing home after a lot of drama. The other boomner gives you stupid advice from one side of his mouth and insults you from the other. Its bin night and I got to put my bin on the other side of the street or the truck ignores it. Its full of trash that I cleaned up from around my place, stuff has been there for decades, you got to wonder where it came from but if you just look at the distribution the best guess is the trash looking property just upstream. I'm better than the people in this community.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.726369 del
>>726360
The wagon sets you free.

>>726362
I'll be cashed up in a few days.

>>726365
10mg. No. Got to sleep really easy. Gonna drop the seroquel dose by 25 or 50% tonight. The goal is to be out of bed by 9am daily. Living on wagie time.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.726370 del
>>726333
"I gotta go, I gotta take a number three(3)"
"That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree"

KEK


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.726371 del
>>726337
>seppo wrastling
Cringemania!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.726373 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.726374 del
PLEASE JUST TOUCH ME


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.726375 del
>>726342
Man's best friend


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.726376 del
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>>726374
show us on the doll where the BO touched you neet


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.726377 del
A noble choof emboongens the smallest NEET


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.726378 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/CDkQFA9vPPN6/ [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.726379 del
>>726343
I wonder if full-blooded boongs even know what a rangehood is?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.726380 del
>>726346
Good achievements


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.726381 del
>>726379
I just scrape the oil off the wall and chuck it in my feed


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.726382 del
>>726352
<This NEET has eaten multiple processed cheese slices straight from the fridge on more than one occasion


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.726383 del
The fan in my kitchen ceiling is grubby as hell with big lumps of oily dust hanging off it.
I should probably clean it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.726384 del
>>726382
yeah three or four, not an entire pack between bread


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.726385 del
>>726384
I can't believe they don't even put a bit of pickle or mustard on it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.726386 del
>>726356
Cool, quite kek that is


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.726387 del
>>726358
>noro
RIP


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.726388 del
>>726368
What an interesting tale.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.726389 del
>>726372
That song is new to me.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.726390 del
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1st alarm 9am, snoozed.
2nd alarm 9:30, snoozed.
OUt of bed 2 hours later.
Day practically over, why do I keep doing this?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.726391 del
Still waiting for that CCTV footage of stanners at the cafe


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.726392 del
>>726360
Me too, off to get some booze and start drinking it immediately.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.726393 del
Took down the kitchen fan and scrubbed the worst off.
Leaving it to soak a bit.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.726394 del
Off to Florida Keys


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.726395 del
>>726393
Hey that's progress, you're doing something with your life.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.726396 del
>>726393
There was a news article on news.com.au or dailymail.co.uk about cleaning fat and oils off of kitchen fan grills today.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.726397 del
>>726396
The other NEET cleaning his range hood inspired me.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.726399 del
>>726398
We are all just puppets


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.726400 del
I'm using hot water, washing up liquid and a scrubbing brush.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.726401 del
>>726400
That's all you need.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.726402 del
>>726401
I need human touch


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.726403 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.726404 del
might go to the shops and get some coke and chocolate, you neets want anything?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.726405 del
>>726404
Pair of rubber gloves (white) so I can touch that other neet.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.726406 del
>>726404
a cake and some chux and some stdout and some wine please


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.726407 del
>>726404
Could I have some nice pastries and an iced coffee thanks


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.726408 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.726409 del
>>726404
Buy me a hamster. I want to get a hamster.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.726410 del
Rub and tugs offer a half hour of human touch quite cheaply.
They might get angry if you don't want a wank though.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.726412 del
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Tonight on womboflix tv we'll be watching some comedy - specifically, the works of Mike Judge. We'll be watching some episodes of Beavis and Butthead, and the first episodes of King Of The Hill and Silicon Valley. 7pm AEST.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.726413 del
>>726412
Who won the open mic night last night?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.726414 del
>>726413
We'll take a poll now. Which video did neets like best last night?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.726415 del
>>726414
I only saw the one with the gay guy talking about fake voices.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.726416 del
>>726402
You need human sex slave


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.726417 del
>>726414
Emoji puppet


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.726418 del
>>726400
You'll have the cleanest bussy here!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.726419 del
Nothing but a butthurt little child


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.726420 del
>>726412
Me on the left


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.726421 del
>>726420
Which picture?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.726422 del
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Just bought this off eBay for the lounge room. Bonus I can move it room to room.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.726423 del
>>726422
That's prime boong technology


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.726424 del
>>726312
No, she asked for panadol, baby formula, money, and the car. FRM left out some panadol but she had vanished. She didn't get any of the other things. I asked weber here because I figured he might know about the activities of boongs around here.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.726425 del
>>726364
Drug free actually.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.726426 del
Listening to Pink Floyds NEET anthem, 'Time'. Volume loud.

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.726427 del
>>726424
It's good she left before she got the panadol, they are like cats if you feed them they will come back.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.726428 del
>>726426
I prefer more intelligent rhymes like >>726370


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.726429 del
>>726427
Davo should have smashed her (the boong, not FRM)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.726430 del
>>726428
It would be better with Wanking instead of Ticking.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.726431 del
>>726421
All three :)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.726432 del
>>726431
PajeettexasrangerboganNEET


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.726433 del
>>726431
Thats what possums bussy looks like after Thursday nights at the commune


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.726434 del
got him right where I want him


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.726435 del
>>726422
Is that an inner tub thingo from a washing machine?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.726436 del
>>726435
possibly


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.726437 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.726438 del
>>726437
The Exec demands his rightful space!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.726439 del
>>726437
Somebody needs to throw the mouthy bitch with the whistle overboard


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.726440 del
there aren't any more public holidays until october :(


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.726441 del
>>726440
Every days a public holiday for me 😏


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.726442 del
>>726424
Most people want to borrow sugar, or maybe even ketchup, but she wanted to borrow a CAR. I mean what kind of shit is that?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.726443 del
>>726442
if you had a tracker it would be funny to loan it and immediately phone the police and report it stolen so they go to jail


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.726444 del
>>726442
>ketchup


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.726445 del
>>726442
I don't think even in my most boonged up state I'd even consider that a stranger might lend me their car.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.726447 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.726448 del
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Spoilered for obvious reasons.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.726449 del
>>726447
Didn't that happen a week ago


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.726450 del
>>726449
Didn't ask


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.726451 del
>>726449
He's giving us fake news.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.726452 del
>>726442
>ketchup


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.726453 del
catsup


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.726454 del
>>726452
You already did that one.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.726455 del
>>726454
no i didnt


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.726456 del
autism is the driving force for mankind


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.726457 del
This is in the wikipedia article for ketchup


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.726458 del
>>726457
It's squirting out of me


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.726459 del
>>726443
EVer see the videos in America where police set up 'bait' cars that can be remotely shut down? With cameras inside that capture the moment thieves realise they're fucked.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.726460 del
I like it when the NEETs do tower ketchup posts


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.726461 del
u dam muddafuka


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.726462 del
>>726459
Yes.
Don't think it would work here due to pinko magistrates regarding it as entrapment. Even though nobody made the thief enter the vehicle.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.726463 del
>>726449
Well, that '1m ago' is either one month or one minute.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.726464 del
>>726463
Didn't that happen one week from now?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.726465 del
>>726464
nah that was the other thing


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.726466 del
>>726465
I thought that thing wasn't happening in this dimension.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.726467 del
>>726466
I've got a multidimensional override pass.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.726468 del
>>726462
I think ozpol have done something similar, but targeting tow trucks illegally taking decoy vehicles left in random spots.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.726469 del
>>726467
Bullshit, they cancelled that pass next month in all the dimensions.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.726470 del
>>726469
I cancelled their cancellation and then went back in time and shot their grandparents.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.726471 del
Spooky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jqF1Vk2gh8 [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.726472 del
>>726470
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.726473 del
Thinking I might go to Drake's and get a cake.
Suggestions?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.726474 del
>>726473
Get two.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.726475 del
(648.03 KB 618x1100 10687427.mp4)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.726476 del
I'ved started watching American Gothic (1995) again.
I'd forgotten that Raimi produced it and how dark it is for a tv show.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.726477 del
>>726473
anything with fresh cream will do


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.726478 del
>>726473
Get a carrot cake for sugarfree neet


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.726479 del
>>726477
What time will they have stuff on special?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.726480 del
>>726479
You will pay the full RRP goyim!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.726481 del
>>726480
Goy is singular, goyim is plural.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.726482 del
>>726481
What if he's got two heads?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.726483 del
>>726462
Entrapment doesn't exist in Australia, police can do whatever they want.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.726484 del
>>726475
An exec in the making.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.726485 del
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>>726483
I entrapped Possum once.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.726486 del
>>726483
Not true. I just spent the last half hour or so going down that rabbit hole. This has a section on it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.726487 del
The police are free to fuck boongs.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.726488 del
>>726412
Put Silicon Valley on last because I might be a bit late


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.726489 del
(688.06 KB 623x481 Threesome.png)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.726490 del
>>726489
I can't imagine how horny you'd need to be to fuck a boong.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.726491 del
>>726490
NK fucked all the boongs but he did have magic pills


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.726492 del
>>726490
Well somebody clearly is.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.726493 del
Peanut butter on toast.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.726494 del
Mummybot doing an overnight shift with a schizo mong. Stuck alone with the troon all night. Alright sick of his coughing and petting the animals with his exaggerated baby voice.
Fucking hate him. Mum was complaining that hes 'not much of a woman' because he barely cooks and cleans


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.726495 del
>>726422
That's a really good idea.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.726496 del
>>726426
I thought their anthem was echoes.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.726497 del
>>726496
They sing a song about gnomes.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.726498 del
>>726448
Awesome


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.726499 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.726500 del
Our Mike Judge special will begin in 1 hour neets. Get ready for Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, and Silicon Valley. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.726501 del
>>726496
I've always been partial to Learning To Fly


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.726502 del
>>726500
im eat fod


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.726503 del
Won 81.25 on the pokes. Ordered a rump steak.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.726504 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.726505 del
>>726488
I will


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.726506 del
>>726503
>rump steak
Might as well eat a cows arse!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.726507 del
>>726494
Rape him.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.726508 del
I hope if I get this job that I mostly get night shifts.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.726509 del
Is PipkinNEET here?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.726510 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.726511 del
>>726503
Can you do the rump shaker?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.726512 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.726513 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.726514 del
>>726508
Vampire NEET


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.726515 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.726516 del
>>726513
Dumb arse finally went to the dentist. I plan on watching it later tonight.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.726517 del
Saw xir naked because xhey showered with the door open


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.726518 del
>I hope I get this job


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.726519 del
>>726517
That is fucking vile, you have every right to complain about that to it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.726520 del
>>726519
He walked in and watched.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.726521 del
>>726518
Good work, your caretaker knows how to read.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.726522 del
>>726517
It's flirting with you.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.726523 del
>>726494
I barely cook or clean, is it possible that I'm transexual?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.726524 del
Monk is being sexually abused


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.726525 del
>>726523
Put on a dress and see how you feel


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.726526 del
What sort of savage orders a chicken schnitzel with hollandaise sauce?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.726527 del
(351.46 KB 500x360 You hear Weber.mp4)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.726528 del
>>726520
and wanked*


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.726529 del
>>726528
That would have been the correct way to show dominance.
Wank off holding eye contact the whole time.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.726530 del
He is being a grumpy stumpy


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.726531 del
>>726516
She is very sweet.
She is describing how she drinks lots of soft drink and used to never brush her teeth. No wonder she is having dental issues. She'd be posting here if she was a bloke.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.726532 del
>>726517
Hot frottage?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.726533 del
Monk probably opened the door.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.726534 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.726535 del
>>726531
I'm still watching the previous stream but I mostly watch shorter vids of her with Kirsche


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.726536 del
>>726525
And he should post the pictures.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.726537 del
Had some peanut butter on toast.
No longer craving anything sweet.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.726538 del
>>726481
You're about to feel my singualr fist pass through your anal sphincter!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.726539 del
>>726538
If he clenches his buttocks you will be trapped.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.726542 del
Wondering if the tranny has ever ejaculated into monk's food.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.726543 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.726544 del
>>726543
You won't be able to defend your own anus.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.726545 del
>>726541
Nah, feels better without condoms.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.726546 del
>>726537
You're sweet enough.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.726547 del
One time when cruisey went to punch me I caught his fist in my arse and then spun around and hammer threw him several hundred meters


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.726548 del
Angry. Annoyed at typescript, annoyed at react. Annoyed at transsexuals. Can't go to the gym because normies.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.726549 del
>>726489
Me on the left of the sheila.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.726550 del
>>726548
Do some angry push ups.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.726551 del
>>726548
10pm to 4am is the quiet time at my gym.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.726552 del
>>726548
RAPE the TRANNY


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.726554 del
>>726553
Kek, what is this from? It reminds me of IGA for some reason.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.726555 del
>>726553
>ketchup


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.726556 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.726557 del
>>726554
He is a horrible nigger so I can see why.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.726558 del
>>726557
It is unwise to speak ill of the dead.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.726559 del
have you ever been underground?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.726560 del
ate two steaks


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.726561 del
fat cunt


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.726562 del
>>726561
jealous


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.726563 del
>>726561
Reported for saying the f word.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.726564 del
>>726559
Yes I went in some caves on a tour.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.726565 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.726566 del
>>726558
That is not dead which can eternal lie.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.726567 del
>>726559
Went to the Jenolan Caves many years ago.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.726568 del
I explored the intricacies of weber's cavernous gape once.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.726569 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.726570 del
>>726503
You bloody rippa


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.726571 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Beavis and Butthead https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.726572 del
>>726568
you did not


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.726573 del
Bored.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.726574 del
Four.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.726575 del
>>726571
Ok we're on to King Of The Hill https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.726576 del
Was going to watch KotH but I was too late.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.726577 del
how many standards today?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.726578 del
>>726577
15 for me


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.726579 del
>>726577
I have none.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.726580 del
considering a last minute dash to foodland but I'm fat as it is


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.726581 del
>>726578
I hope you're not combining them with lobster pills


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.726582 del
>>726581
Not on them.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.726583 del
If you mention the word suicide in just about any context chatGPT will act as though you're going to top yourself.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.726584 del
So Silicon Valley turned out to be better than expected, and we'll be watching another episode tomorrow.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.726585 del
>>726584
Yeah, thanks to whichever NEET suggested it.
It ran for 6 seasons, might have to dl it.


NIGGER NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.726586 del
test


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.726587 del
>>726583
You get a warning. They don't really care unless you get heaps of inappropriate content warnings.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.726588 del
:/


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.726589 del
oops


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.726590 del
(775.59 KB 360x640 stupid bitch.mp4)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.726591 del
>>726590
Looks vile.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.726592 del
>>726590
I'd slam her face into the kitchen sink until she was spitting her teeth out


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.726593 del
>>726590
She somehow made mashed potato without milk or cream or pepper or whatever the fuck goes in it


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.726594 del
>>726590
also stole the corn as that wasn't on her list


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.726595 del
>>726590
We need bean NEET to make one of these videos.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.726596 del
>>726595
He'll grow the beans and film it for us.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.726597 del
>>726594
It was in her cornhole


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.726598 del
>>726595
And Weber hitting a fish with a hammer before passing it to Motherbat to put in a frying pan


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.726599 del
>>726597
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3MiuGyQ10qw [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.726600 del
>>726598
I would like to see that.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.726601 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.726602 del
>>726560
Both cheeks?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.726603 del
sometimes I wonder if I smell bad and don't realise it


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.726604 del
>>726603
You might smell wonderful and not realise it.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.726605 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.726606 del
The /pol/ admin AdolfHitler gives the funniest reasons for banning.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.726607 del
>>726556
introduced me to Funkdoobiest at 13
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWfKkc2H3DI [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.726608 del
>>726606
Leave him alone he's just doing his thing.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.726609 del
>>726603
I put on a new t'shirt yesterday, I was wearing the other one for 2 or 3 weeks and I noticed I was starting to stink.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.726610 del
>>726569
Fuck off with that creepy cartoon shite, seriously cunt. No WHITE adult male should be looking at in the first place.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.726611 del
>>726610
Ooh, big mad.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.726612 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.726613 del
me go gym


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.726614 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.726615 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.726616 del
>>726613
you good lift


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.726617 del
>>726612
there were multiple people present who enjoyed it


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.726618 del
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So I was excavating at Mycenae the other dayy, yeahh, found a golden funerary maaask. Immediately told the kiiing, said Kiiing oi’ve gaazed upon the faaace of agamemnoooon. King says Hughsieee, no you havennn’t, the mask’s been carbon daated to 400 yeaaars before the Trojan Waaar


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.726619 del
>>726611
>>726569
Fuck off to halfchan you pedo faggot


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.726620 del
>>726605
The look of an animal blissfully unaware of its fate.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.726621 del
>>726617
I was one of the peoples.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.726622 del
beavis and butthead are superior to me - at least they've got a friend they spend time with


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.726623 del
>>726501
It's one of Foo Fighter's best songs imo.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.726624 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbLhHtaVIO4 [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.726625 del
>>726448
Manlets fear the camel


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.726626 del
>>726618
That poof is very punchable.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.726627 del
>>726626
Agreed, total git


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.726628 del
>>726540
Thanks Trev.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.726629 del
>>726594
Had the packet of spuds she purchased not been marked down and the kievs the usual price of $3 each the total cost would've been $10.80


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.726630 del
Can you still get eggs, bacon and bread for $10?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.726631 del
>>726590
I hate cooked carrots. I have no problem eating fresh carrots, but cooked carrots make me want to puke.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.726632 del
>>726610
settle down tiffin


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.726633 del
(519.09 KB 871x873 smug_pippa.jpg)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.726634 del
Badday.rm


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.726635 del
(603.85 KB 1983x3000 1682231377537728.jpg)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.726636 del
Is a certain dead neet faking reactions to his own shit stirring now?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.726637 del
>>726636
Stop bringing those two up all the time.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.726638 del
>>726630
Half a dozen caged eggs for just under 5 bucks, cheap bread loaf for about 2 fifty and a couple middle bacon rashers from the deli shouldn't set you back more than 10.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.726639 del
>>726636
Steam beyond the grave.

>>726637
We should all accept what happened during the Pan incident.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.726640 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.726641 del
>>726639
You idiots mentioning them all the time keeps it going.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.726642 del
>>726639
You are two letters short of being a real Aussie.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.726643 del
>>726636
It is just tiffo having a sperg out again.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.726644 del
>>726640
That's the look Weber gives me when I feed him sausages.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.726645 del
>>726640
This is why I don't swim in the ocean.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.726646 del
>>726644
Lucky NEET.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.726647 del
>>726640
Reminds me of turtle basking on his rock.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.726648 del
why don't i have any friends?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.726649 del
>>726648
They don't like your lack of capitalisation.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.726650 del
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>>726640
Curious George the Cusk eel at 4500m, somewhere in the Pacific yesterday afternoon.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.726651 del
(58.26 KB 699x1000 friendless-pepe.jpg)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.726652 del
>>726649
He could hang out with communists


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.726653 del
>>726650
Nice doggy just wanted to play.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.726654 del
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Craving mummmy-gf.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.726655 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_CbT7R_25s [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.726656 del
>>726648
I dunno neet, I'm the same way.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.726657 del
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>monk gets to fuck this prime troon-bussy each night


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.726658 del
Rumbling farts tonight. God save me.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.726659 del
>high wind warning in the NEET area


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.726660 del
might go to bed


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.726661 del
I'm twerking on the runway


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.726662 del
>>726660
Stay up and join the NEET party.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.726663 del
Twerking at the bifdrs


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.726664 del
>>726662
No you get drunk and aggressive


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.726666 del
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QUADS ANN E'S GONNA BASH IM


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.726667 del
>>726664
I can rape for hours once I've drunk enough.
On a more serious note, I've got to wank before I get on the piss because otherwise I get horny but also can't cum without basically wearing out my dick.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.726668 del
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NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.726669 del
>>726657
>this troon gets to fuck prime monk-bussy each night
FTFY


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.726670 del
GONE INSANE FROM THE PAIN


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.726671 del
Good morning and have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.726672 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.726673 del
>>726671
Cheers mate hope you do too


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.726674 del
Back on the Pentecostal music.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.726675 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.726676 del
This entire board need nuking!


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.726677 del
Possum said that sex with me was like "wrasslin a ham" once


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.726678 del
Disappointing gym session. Down on lifts. Muscular wasting.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.726679 del
>>726678
Get the tranny to advise you.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.726680 del
We should have a voice channel morning standup where we all go over our todo lists for the day


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.726681 del
Made pasda with pork and fennel sausages, salami, bacon, fish sauce, green onion, cheese.
Struggling


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.726682 del
Someone should build voice chat functionality into endchan


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.726683 del
>>726666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.726684 del
>>726682
Use a scraper


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.726685 del
>>726681
extremely cashed up neet


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.726686 del
>>726685
Big boi pasda


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.726687 del
Just placed an order for replacement lenses from tehsunglassfix.com.au. They were cheap ($40), plastic and non-polarised. Ten dollars extra for polarisation but I rarely leave the house so deemed it unnecessary. I'll give a review once they arrive.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.726688 del
>>726618
Lol
Good post


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.726689 del
>>726681
>pork, pork and more pork
Sounds tasty af! Fish sauce is a far better option than anchovies imo when looking for that umami punch. You buy a tin of anchovies, use a few and the rest end up in the green bin alonside Helen's withered remains. And no messy fingers either.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.726690 del
Wondered what the banging was outside. Somebody set a car on fire and bits were exploding. Two fire trucks eventually showed up.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.726691 del
>>726682
Weber could probably do that if he wasn't too busy stuffing his face with stdouts and creme pies.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.726692 del
>>726691
I don’t give a fuck about those sort of coding projects. The internet sucks.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.726693 del
>>726690
BadHome_NEET neighbourhood

Everybody needs them


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.726694 del
>>726689
Yea I'm converted to the fish sauce, no more half jar of anchovies in the fridge for a year


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.726695 del
>>726693
The cops were checking out the car earlier today, so it was probably stolen and dumped. Owner might have even finished the job tonight because they wanted the insurance money more than the car.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.726696 del
>>726690
Bad home area


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.726697 del
>>726691
Goes against his grouchy jaded neckbeard interpretation of the world.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.726698 del
>>726692
Was only half serious. I know you're smart enough but too busy (with stdouts and pies ;)


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.726699 del
>>726697
Why do I have to keep doing these things? Some of you have got more spare time and haven’t contributed anything as yet.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.726700 del
tempted to have a late night feed but there is nothing to eat


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.726701 del
>>726699
If I do it will you join us on voicechat?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.726702 del
>>726699
It's the steam. It releases from him.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.726703 del
>>726701
At least once


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.726704 del
>>726694
Squid brand?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.726705 del
>>726702
Shuddup dickwad


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.726706 del
I want pretty white gf


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.726707 del
>>726700

Cashed up neet


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.726708 del
>>726700
I make you meal.Tinned sardines, tinned asparagus and tinned veg(carrots/corn/green beans). You eat, feel good and sleep.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.726709 del
Had a good gym session.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.726710 del
>>726709
The tranny helped?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.726711 del
>>726709
The new dumbbells weren't a problem?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.726712 del
>>726710
wrong NEET


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.726713 del
>>726711
Fuck off.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.726715 del
>>726714
Busier than weber's arse on a Thursday night.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.726716 del
Pippa displaced Olive as the /ausneets/ mascot once.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.726717 del
>>726716
olive never was


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.726718 del
>>726717
Pippa always was, always will be. the Queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.726719 del
transitioning to bed bed


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.726720 del
>>726494
>Stuck alone with the troon all night
uhm what?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.726721 del
>>726720
Monk lives with an MTF troon. Monk's mother is working tonight so monk is alone in the house with the troon.
He is going to get raped up the arse.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.726723 del
>>726719
>bed bed
la di da


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.726724 del
bitch whore mother fucker


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.726725 del
wber is dleep


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.726726 del
quitting habits are really hard


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.726727 del
>when your habit is generally not caring about being alive there's a lot of aspects to that


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.726728 del
Half a pizza at 3am


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.726729 del
>>726728
gg
gonna bake some myself


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.726730 del
>>726690
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA
I did that when I was drunk on GOOOOOOON
I'll torch another car tonight when I get drunk on GOOOOOON again.
T. matches 'n goon NEET


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.726731 del
morning bros, have to fast all morning because of a medical exam


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.726732 del
Sometimes I want to beat all the late night NEETs about the head with a bit of wood.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.726733 del
>>726728
what topping?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.726734 del
>>726733
Tandoori chicken.
Making my arse volatile.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.726735 del
Put your bins out.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.726736 del
>>726704
Best brand


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.726737 del
Just found out the NT boongs get given huge handouts this time of year from mining royalties.
And Darwin has double the normal boong numbers due to the ones who stayed after covid.
Hordes of cashed up gooned up methed up boongs.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.726738 del


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.726739 del
>>726737
they dont like people to know about those handouts and the way they are squandered


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.726740 del
>>726738
Do I get a treat for reminding you?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.726742 del
>>726739
My friend who lives up there got woken up at 3am last night by 6 boongs trying to kick the front fence down so they could fight the dogs in the yard.
Full on bad home shit.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.726744 del
need to put some sniff in the car and go to woolies


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.726745 del
>>726743
>Quit asking me for money unless you’re a beautiful woman, trans women too! An OF (OnlyFans) model. Or a black dude trying to go to college.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.726746 del
got some vanilla custard pastries and a new dare intense with 260mg of caffeine


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.726747 del
>>726666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.726748 del
>>726746
Is that my treat?
Did you get yourself some free chips?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.726749 del
>>726746
SA Water are evacuating surrounding homes.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.726750 del
>>726748
I did not. You may have two (2) pastries and a sip of the Dare.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.726751 del
>>726731
Camera up the bum?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.726752 del
might have a domino's pidser for brunch, do neets have any recommendations?


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.726753 del
>>726751
They make you shit yourself for 24hrs before that


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.726754 del
>>726752
The box with the mini pidser and half a garlic bread and chicken balls is good value, although the range of toppings is limited


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.726755 del
>>726750
Ill have a big sip.
Thank you.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.726756 del
>>726752
I used to like the beef and onion cheap one.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.726757 del
>>726753
I was going to post that it sounds horrible, but that's just a regular day at /ausneets


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.726758 del
I forgot to take my towels off the line testerday. Woe.


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.726759 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CfUcNPr2T8A [Embed]


NEET 07/12/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.726760 del
gooning
about to go to sleep
may the warmth of your farts heat your soul, deer neet
you deserve so much better spaghettis to spill and so much finer trendies to spend you good boy points on
goonn night


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.726761 del
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Deer NEET


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.726762 del
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Beer NEET?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.726763 del
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ayyyyyyyyy

is this shit (picrel) true?
you lads alright?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.726765 del
>>726764
should I put together a care package for you all?
beers n snacks n handwarmers?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.726766 del
>>726765
Nah the government gives us free money we're right.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.726767 del
>>726763
I have plenty of candles.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.726768 del
>>726765
We're fine, thanks.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.726769 del
>>726765
30kg rice please.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.726770 del
>>726765
Cash is always welcome though, or drugs


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.726771 del
>>726769
well bantered


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.726772 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.726773 del
Have to see the job agency today at 11:15 and they are across the road from the pub.
Might have a pub lunch after to make the walk worth it.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.726774 del
>tfw second black coffee


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.726776 del
what are you blokes up to?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.726777 del
>>726776
downloading torrents, waiting for some cunts in germany to get out of bed and give me vpn access to their network, waiting for some other cunt to update the laptop they make me use to access their network


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.726779 del
>>726776
Wasting time till max


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.726780 del
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>>726774
I'm about to have my morning coffees, delayed by my medical scan. 6 espressos down the hatch in the next 10 minutes.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.726781 del
>>726776
Back from Dans


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.726782 del
>>726780
Hope your scan went okneet.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.726783 del
>>726782
thanks, I'll find out next week


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.726784 del
>>726783
What did they scan?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.726785 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.726786 del
>>726783
When I got my scan at I-MED I could download the results the next week so I didn't even bother going back to the dr.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.726787 del
>>726785
nice new boong


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.726788 del
>>726787
He's got that beer well camouflaged.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.726789 del
>>726784
His nape.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.726790 del
>>726789
I thought he shaved it.
Napelet mogging.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.726791 del
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>>726765
Please send Emma Dumont over.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.726792 del
>>726790
Hope he hasn't developed an ingrown nape.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.726793 del
Six espressos on an empty stomach. That neet could shoot down planes.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.726794 del
>>726791
You wouldn't know what to do with it even if you got her.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.726795 del
>>726794
He would write /ausneets/ on her bum


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.726796 del
>>726728
disapointing

>>726735
Brought in

>>726737
Imagine the rapes

>>726746
I had an apple crumble for breakakaky

>>726752
Goy slop

>>726773
Commendable

>>726774
>tfw first


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.726797 del
>>726795
And stick an empty goon bag between her cheeks.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.726798 del
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>>726794
I'd put my penis in her vagina and reciprocate., if you know what I mean.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.726799 del
Going to have two double strength coffees today instead of six single strengths. Big reduction.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.726800 del
>>726799
I have two spoons of coffee and three of sugar in mine.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.726801 del
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Tonight womboflix will be playing some more episodes of Silicon Valley at 7pm AEST.

Our Saturday and Sunday night movie's will be the japanese crime film Kamikaze Taxi (1995) and the comedy action Smokey And The Bandit (1977). Next week we'll be seeing LA Confidential and another movie.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.726802 del
>>726801
I didnt see any votes for kamikaze taxi.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.726803 del
>>726802
ProjectionistNEET can choose whatever he likes. He puts in the work to make it all happen.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.726804 del
>>726802
Look closer:
>>725483


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.726805 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAG4XXCOj48 [Embed]


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.726806 del
>>726798
reciprocating engine neet


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.726807 del
>>726801
>But the film has an epic lunacy, a satiric darkness. Its neon-lit nightscapes and vivid brutality dance, shock--and leave the viewer both riveted and repulsed
I'm quite looking foward to being riveted and repulsed.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.726808 del
>>726807
>I'm quite looking foward to being riveted and repulsed.
just another thursday night neet council meeting


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.726809 del
Possum invited me on his ship to see the golden rivet once


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.726810 del
>>726809
Repulsive


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.726811 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.726812 del
>>726811
It was after possum was done


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.726813 del
All my orifices are like circus tents.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.726814 del
>>726813
Full of clowns?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.726815 del
>>726813
My bussy is like the Gravitron
it makes people throw up


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.726816 del
Going to a bike shop today. I actually wish nuro was here so I could ask him a question.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.726817 del
>>726816
Happy whizzing.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.726818 del
>>726816
He would tell you to use optimum slack and stay based and the eeb dream will come to you.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.726819 del
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>>726812
Possum is never done. He is insatiable.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.726820 del
>>726819
He looks angry.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.726821 del
Taking the dog for a walk with mummybot down the river and getting some sausage rolls from the bakery


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.726822 del
>>726821
Nice. Lovely day for it.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.726823 del
Outing was a failure. Normie food was bad, nothing worth buying, many mongs


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.726824 del
>>726823
Be like the mong.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.726825 del
>>726824
Mostly they sit around on the ground drinking soft drink and sharing cigarettes.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.726826 del
They have built a small park in my suburb.
It's opposite the train station where the boongs hang out.
I don't think they thought this through.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.726827 del
>>726826
Least the park will get used.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.726828 del
>>726827
Kek, true.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.726829 del
>>726823
just went to the bakery, same experience, food was bad, I don't know why I keep doing it


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.726830 del
>>726826
It's a common tactic to lure boongs out of public buildings. Make yourself a problem, get free shit


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.726831 del
Might invest in a boong bakery to get them out in the community at the park.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.726832 del
>>726831
Most boongs are baked already


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.726833 del
On the train to Salisbury.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.726834 del
Might build a boong station to get them out of the bakery


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.726835 del
>>726833
Be careful.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.726836 del
out of mints
cant afford more
😔

hopefully my tax lands tomorrow


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.726837 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.726838 del
could really do with some stimulants now


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.726839 del
>>726833
Go to the flat bread factory next to mobara


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.726840 del
Weber is the only fancy boongess I need.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.726841 del
I'd root that fat boong senseless.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.726842 del
That Posso'll slaughter the young boong!


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.726843 del
does anyone know who this possum fellow is?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.726844 del
Saw two female magpies fighting.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.726845 del
>>726843
Some say he is the ghost of NEETs past.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.726846 del
>>726843
Say his name in front of a mirror three times after midnight and find out.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.726847 del
Planned a tasty meal. Too sad to enjoy it. Woe


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.726848 del
$70 down at the bike shop.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.726849 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.726850 del
>>726847
Don't be sad NEET, you made a good feed.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.726851 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.726852 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.726853 del
>>726847
I feel that feel


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.726854 del
>>726849
Jack Young Centre around the back of it has awesome lunch specials.
Three courses for $11 iirc.
You have to book in the morning though.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.726855 del
>>726851
Was this in Salisbury too?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.726856 del
Wonder what good boy treats Webby is getting me for dindins


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.726857 del
>>726848
Can of whizz.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.726858 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.726859 del
>>726855
Yes. I thought the morbid neets would find it interesting.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.726860 del
>>726859
Weber's pre-dinner snack sorted.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.726861 del
>>726859
>the morbidly obese neets would


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.726862 del
>Homoyam is in a Toyota Corolla
>Call Homoyam 0482


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.726863 del
>Homoyam has your order


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.726864 del
I hope your order doesn't have yams in it.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.726865 del
>>726864
Two (2) Big Carl's (it was buy one get one free) and ten (10) star nuggers.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.726866 del
>>726865
Noice.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.726867 del
hope womboflix cheers me up tonight


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.726868 del
>>726867
i'll be late and angry


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.726869 del
>>726867
The first episode was very good


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.726870 del
I really need to get my licence, god damn I'm a loser.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.726871 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.726872 del
>>726870
'ave you got a loicence to be a loser?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.726873 del
the second big car has defeated me after eating the nuggers in between


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.726874 del
>>726868
Don't be angry, think happy thoughts.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.726875 del
>>726873
Regroup and attack again in a while


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.726876 del
>>726873
Nurgle is slipping away from you.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.726878 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.726879 del
Finished the fourth episode of Secret Invasion, it's been a lot better than the recent marvel stuff.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.726880 del
>>726877
Mac the mong


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.726881 del
>>726878
A good boong woman, thats all any of us needs.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.726882 del
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Ok neets, we'll be watching some more episodes of Silicon Valley in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.726884 del
>>726883
what are those balls?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.726885 del
Wish I had some friends


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.726886 del
>>726883
Did they taste any good, grego didn't like them if thats the gravy tatos.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.726887 del
>>726885
Same, I thought I was lonely before I quit my job now it's even worse.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.726888 del
Does it seem like there are less pet stores around these days? I wanted to go and watch some puppies play. This week I went to two shopping centres, in one the pet store was gone and in the other it was still there but didn't have any pets except fish.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.726889 del
>>726888
I think there might have been a fuss about those puppy displays being cruel a while back.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.726890 del
Just read that it was made illegal for pet stores to sell puppies a few years ago. That explains it.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.726891 del
>>726884
>>726886
Yeah he gave them a 1/10 which is what made me want to try. And I didn't mind them, the inner was a bit bland and like Greg said could've been more gravy but overall rate them a 4.5. A decent enough snack that I'd get again (with the chips not the 6 on their own).


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.726892 del
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No gf, No friends, can't even go watch puppies play at the pet store. Woe.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.726893 del
>>726892
Fix those problems then.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.726894 del
>>726885
Eh, I just want a sex slave. Preferably female but beggars can't be choosers right.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.726895 del
>>726891
For 4 dollars I would have tried them as well.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.726896 del
>>726894
For 4 dollars I would have tried them as well.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.726897 del
I just need to wait until certain family members die before I'm allowed to.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.726898 del
>>726889
Yeah there's been a big shift towards adoption over the past couple decades.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.726899 del
>>726890
It's that facking fuggot Peter who done put a stop to it.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.726900 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.726901 del
>>726892
If a couple golden retriever pups can't cheer a person up it means you have no soul.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.726902 del
I found out who the mystery lawn edger is, bloke up the road trying to sell his house has been doing the whole block on open days.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.726903 del
Pulled up to the drive-thru unsure whether to pronounce them 'tartoes' or 'taytoes'. Went with the former, but the other would make more sense I think.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.726904 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.726905 del
>>726903
I think I would have said taytoes


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.726906 del
Anxiety has flared up a lot lately.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.726907 del
>>726760
Interesting way to log off.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.726908 del
dentists are government agents


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.726909 del
>>726906
what are you worrying about?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.726910 del
>>726775
kek

>>726778
I like
>Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds
Better.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.726911 del
>>726903
Tardoes


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.726912 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.726913 del
>>726909
Lots of things in life, still grieving over my mum's death, extremely lonely, unemployed, got a job offer I'm going to have to move for so now I'm trying to find a room. I think I've found one though, so that's helping. Going to go for another walk soon to burn off some more anxiety energy.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.726914 del
>>726836
Payday this Sunday?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.726915 del


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.726916 del
>>726914
Yeah
Tax tomorrow inshallah, it came on the 14th last year


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.726917 del
>>726895
>>726896
For ~$8 you should buy the $5.95 pack.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.726918 del
I wonder if me cutting down to just one coffee today may have contributed to the anxiety in its own way.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.726919 del
>>726913
> I think I've found one though
good to hear


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.726920 del
>>726913
Move where?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.726921 del
>>726918
It would if you usually drink a lot.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.726922 del
>>726921
Same feeling I got when I quit weed and tobacco, I just need to pull through and stick with my one cup in the morning.
>>726920
Brisbane.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.726923 del
waiting for moofie


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.726924 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.726925 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.726926 del
>>726778
kinda sad, she was not even bitchy
hopefully she gets a job


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.726927 del
>>726924
Me too


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.726928 del
>>726927
Looking good.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.726929 del
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>>726892
I was at the pet shop today and all they had was aquariums and raggedy arse looking mutts on leads. Not even a glass windowpane with kittens behind to tap.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.726930 del
Alright neets, we're watching Silicon Valley https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.726931 del
3500kj of discounted Drakes cake


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.726932 del
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>>726930
I'm already watching air crash investigations


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.726933 del
>>726931
Well jouled.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.726934 del
>>726933
The apple turnover was okay. Real cream but it needed more apple. The chocolate cake was better but a bit dry.
Ate too much.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.726935 del
>>726934
Should have got an apricot turnover with mock cream


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.726936 del
Very bored today. Nothing good on YouTube, very bored.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.726937 del
>>726936
Come and watch the show


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.726938 del
feeling woe'd might have some chamomile tea to settle my nerves


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.726939 del
>>726936
Time to start to watch anime.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.726940 del
How many of you live in capital cities?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.726942 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.726943 del
>>726941
Jana >just get me drunk


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.726944 del
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Are her friends even human? they look like pod people


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.726945 del
>>726942
Thanks Trev.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.726946 del
>>726944
Please spoiler gore.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.726947 del
>>726938
Here is a good pick me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yiBP3tN2mFQ [Embed]


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.726948 del
>>726941
She seems like quite a big drinker.
Even as a gooner you have to admit bottomless brunch is just an excuse for day drinking, or even morning drinking. Women have nothing else to do


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.726949 del
Maybe jana is an alien sent here to study human mating rituals.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.726950 del
>>726949
She'll Zucc you dry.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.726951 del
>>726950
I'd rather do a boong, honestly.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.726952 del
>>726943
Must be great having endless men pay for your drinks and food.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.726953 del
>>726952
I heard she bottoms for brunch.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.726954 del
brunch places serve absolute dog shit in the way of breakfast
spinach on gay birdseed toast with avocado and some other shit i cant even identify
no snags and fried eggs and toast and vegemite and a meat pie


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.726955 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.726956 del
BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH BUMSEX


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.726957 del
VILE DEVIANT SEX ACTS WITH WORN OUT OLD HAGS


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.726958 del
POSSUM FINGERED ME


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.726959 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.726960 del
GET IT RIGHT CUNT


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.726961 del
bum rash


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.726962 del
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:46.



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