fuck buro

love tiffo

Now that pajeets are only 60 years behind the americans, do you finally have some respect for them?

>>740036
Monk peaked in daddy's warehouse. Let that sink in.

>>740065
His living with gf era was peak

>>740065
Wasn't the sink on the second level and the shower had a dirt floor?

We won't know because he doesn't read posts.

We can't entertain him.
He has lost interest.

>>740042
Thank you!


Have a Happy Hump Day Neets!

Oh it is is it?

>>740053
It's been out for several months, https://youtube.com/watch?v=tkKJZ7rIt2Q [Embed]

>>740066
not to us

>>740035
Okay?

Not sure if that was me or if there's an imposter NEET arse.

gooning
managed to get a cut in pinky and one in my ring finger after sliding too much
generally woed

>>740077
>gooning
Do you mean wanking or drinking?

Fucking zoomers and their gooning.
Back in my day a gooning involved fruity lancia

>>740078
>>740079
you're not australian

>>740080
Romanians are honourary Australians.

5 cones and 3 stando's

>>740082
cashed up cruisey

>>740083
I need to change to something other than Pepsi
The caffeine probably keeps me up

>>740081
so are the hungarians

as good as dead
the beer works for now

>>740088
Whose buns are those?

Was woken by a scam text. Took a piss. My back hurts.

>>740061
I miss the other steamer too.

morning neets

>>740092
Good morning NEET.

putin shoah'd another jew

>>740094
I knew he was a dead man after that coup thing last month.

>>740095
You should just be an island in the Great Australian Bight.

might poo my pantaloons today

>>740088
you gots to put teh cheeze on the patties while they still in the pan or on teh grill

>>740088
Outstanding work

>>740100
Patty Mayo

fucken heckers are parked across my fucken driveway damn them to heck

>>740103
Go out and reeee at them.

>>740094
At least he didn't accidentally fall from a window like the rest of them do.

>>740106
If only Putin put as much effort into actual war as he does killing his inner circle.

My PCBs have made it from Hong Kong to Syonan.

>>740094
I wonder if a little bit of shid came out he bum

garn do my washing, you neets need anything washed?

>>740110
5 pairs of underpants (might need some scrubbing to get the skiddies out)

>>740111
I'll get the pressure washer

watching VR skyrim videos on youtube

Possum cut my bake lines as an April Fool's joke once.

still can't exit my driveway

>>740094
He got blowed up with an assploding wine bomb https://www.news.com.au/world/wagner-boss-yevgeny-prigozhins-jet-was-taken-down-by-bomb-hidden-in-wine-crate-sources-say/news-story/cd42d294effca4564385d224432cf112

>>740117
Dan and Weber are behind this!!

bet monk doesn't attend his interview

I made 20 of the last 31 posts. Might as well just delete this board.

>>740121
A few neets try and do something more productive with the day besides shit posts and watching youtube and it causes a spergout in the crab bucket

>>740121
I've been up since 10:30, haven't posted because couldn't think of anything interesting to say. Probably because I don't do anything interesting.

>>740118
>water cleans shit
Thanks for that life-changing information Doc...

>>740115
The kikes aren't a fan of crosses. I'm going to write 'yeah nah'. That'll have them scratching their heads.

>>740104
Fantastic!

>>740104
that's so good

>>740121
don't be too hard on the other neets, now and then they need a vacation

Downloading the first two episodes of Ahsoka.

morning
hungover pretty bad
will drink a shitload of water and have a glass to refresh myself

>>740130
torrent?

>>740132
yeah

>>740088
Midnight boigs, nice.

still waiting for a decent 2023 movie to come out on torrent

Happy Birthday to Bat, been thinking about her a bit today.

>>740104
Yeehaw

>>740122
I went outside.
Back in bed.

Currently outside, about to return to the crab bucket

>>740130
I heard its pretty good. I'll wait til it's all out before watching it.

>>740129
They need a good kick up the arse to post more.

>>740140
The nice things out there are not worth the effort of going out there.

>>740142
might do some work today, please don't kick my arse

>>740143
The atmospheric brightness hurts my eyes. Wind is cold, wouldn't recommend

>>740142
>kick
*

Been home an hour or so. Did a touch of filing. Sent an email. Did an underwhelming poo. Wishing I got some junk food. Had two wanks.
It's feeling like goon o'clock.

>>740148
> goon o'clock
too early

>>740150
Probably but the idea is already in my head.

How hard is it to get a medical exemption for jobseeker? I need to get a month off my shit, can I get a doctor to sign a letter saying I have depression and then go about my life?

>>740152
Depression isn't going to be enough.
But yeah, a gp letter will do it, up to 3 months I think.

>>740153
What's my major malfunction going to be then? Diarrhea? My toe went yellow? Cystic acne?

Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?

>>740154
Tell the Doc you have anxiety and depression, that should be fine.

>>740155
And psychosis, and ptsd, and agoraphobia.
They're like Pokemon.
What's going on shire?
Tell me about the last succulent Chinese meal you had.
Is Cindy working?
Are you?
I want a picture of your back fence.

Amazing. Indians are now shitting on the moon and it took them only fifty years behind everyone else.

>>740155
hey Shire, things are going ok, how are the deliveries going?

>>740156
You need a few sheep.

>>740158
>deliveries
You just put that there to mogg my NEETlore.

>>740142
several posts were made after your whinge yet you didn't bother replying because you're a selfish cunt

>>740161
Don't try to change your writing style to throw me off the scent.
I know what NEET you are.

>>740162
Know you don.t

>>740156
Got some maylasian food on sunday, chicken laksa, kway teow and some spring rolls, Cindy is working, I'm still working.

>>740158
Deliveries are going fine.

>>740164
Lovely scene.
I have become fond of laksa.

>>740165
It's good stuff, been having it since I was like 5, same restaurant too.

>>740164
Nice.

cut off 30 minutes
1 hour and something left of trash footage to cut

Vacuumed the car for the first time in about 2 years. Also wiped down the interior plastic bits with Armor All® protectant. It's still a shitbox but a slightly cleaner one.

>>740164
Glad to see you're doing OK fren.

>>740155
Quite good. Eating palacsinta for breakfast. Decadent.

My bouritos are getting a lot better. Cooking the meat by itself, making a raw salsa instead of bullshit tomato stew, more herbs and less spice, white cheese.
Outcome is way more like a kebab.

>>740169
Good work neet

>>740152
It will be hard if you're dealing with a doctor you've never seen before, or at a clinic you're new to. I would try to get the full 3 months however. Good luck!

>>740173
Thanks

>>740172
Fresh herbs make a big difference.

>>740169
A clean car is a happy car.

How many of you actually have jobs?

>>740178
haven't worked in years

>>740179
Based. UBI can’t come soon enough

>>740172
6 please

testicles

Oops!

Forgot my flag!

NK you boong, >>>/adarose/

Awwwwww yeaaaaaaaaah !

>>740186
BASED and soy-boy pilled!

>>740178
Not for a long time.

>>740094
how do we know he was on that plane?

The whole thing could be a psyop like that 9-11 plane that crashed into the field. You know they never found any wreckage or bodies but they found the hijackers passports and some random mail.

>>740178
real jobs?

>>740103
Sorry I was buying drugs from the guy down the road from yours.

>>740178
i love my job

>>740190
Seems strange he dies in a plane explosion on the very same day pajeet lands on the moon, what better place to hide.

Went to the tip shop to get a power transformer for the monitor. The crows there would drive anyone working there crazy with the constant crowing.

>>740178
Technically I do.

>>740192
That's where I buy mine too.

>>740195
Grab me one open frame 19 inch rack please (at least 1m high)

>>740196
She's looking old.

>>740094
Possum said 'When you strike at a king, you must kill him' once

What's on Womboflix tonight, you cunts?

>>740202
nothing

>>740130
Is this anime or the star wars thing about that orange woman jedi with the dick things on her head?

>>740205
oh right i will torrent it then
dont mind a bit of star wards

downloading orange dickhead woman now from teh pirate bay

>>740201
Hard if he's wearing Nuro's helmet >>739702

>>740168
Is this some kind of video editing job you have?

My retarded sister gave these to Motherbat for her birthday and then tried to claim she thought they were elephants. Shit is blowing up after I ripped into her.

>>740210
Dicks everywhere.

>>740210
>>740211
Photograph I mean.

>>740210
> she thought they were elephants.
Well it's the trunk.

>>740210
Heh she should blame bill

>>740215
Bill strikes again!

>>740209
nah just working with clients
0-12 hours of work per week worth of inconsistent editing
now and then I run out of money and start looking for animation gigs on upwork
nobody cares when I work, or how I work, all I have to do is to get the stuff by the deadline (usually 3-7 days)
while editing I'm drunk all the time, you know, for the sake of being a true professional

come post ya cunt

>>740218
>>740220
now change your meme flag to north korea

>>740217
Sounds interesting.

cooking leek and potat

>>740223
Any garlic?

the absolute state of me

first 5 or 6 minutes of arse soaker were good

>>740225
Based?

>>740120
Sad innit this post the only one with interview in it today.

>>740227
not exactly

>>740228
maybe monk got the job? m-maybe?

going bed

>>740230
This is why monk no longer posts here.

>>740231
Goodnight.

>>740122
Snippity snappity

>>740224
of course my horse, one whole bulb's worth, sliced up and added to melted butter, dried parsely, chilli flakes and smoked paprika

He didn't get the job, did he?

Thinking about the absolute spray webby must have given sisterbot.

>>740231
99

got it down to 50 minutes, now I'm calling it the day
gotta make some sushi and practice

>>740236
Time will tell.

>>740239
Enjoy your feed.

>>740231
bye

need to find some comfy youtube videos to fall asleep to

>>740239
pa

>>740239
Looking forward to your sushi photos.

OK, now those other neets have gone lets get the bbq started.

>>740243
ok

>>740243
I like the storm ones for that.

Two drops into the eyeball.

is there software that can read books aloud while still sounding natural and fluent?

Had no room in the freexer for the froxen bag of chips so they've just been sitting in fridge the past couple days.

>>740251
cashed up neet

>>740249
Zhe needs to work on her aim.

>>740251
Should be able to re freeze them.

>>740254
That's the plan.

>>740245
will try

Bat is a cow goddess in Egyptian mythology who was depicted as a human face with cow ears and horns or as a woman.

FUcking hate having neighbours

>>740258
stfu

>>740260
I hope you havent been snotty since sisterbot gave her a bag of dicks.

Is BPD real Cruisey?

>>740262
Not really.

done with the sushi
now I have to practice

Watched three hours of YouTube.
Saw a lot of fake and gay shit, a ton of nigging, lots of flashing things.
Waste of time, 2/10

Won $18.75 on teh powerballs

>>740261
I didn’t make that post.

Back hurts. Going fishing shortly. Trying to move about without waking Motherbat.

having a mondster

morning neets

>>740271
mording

>>740271
>>740272
Morning fellas.

And I mean evening, ofc.

>>740273
mording Big Fella
what's for dinner?

>>740265
Big feed.

>>740271
>>740272
>>740273
Good morning NEETs.

>>740275
Had butterbrot with salami, cheese, kefir. Tea.
What's for breakfast?

>>740277
Evening.

>>740278
>What's for breakfast?
pan fried tommy ruff hopefully

Ah, herring

Fried in butter? With lemon juice and pepper?

>>740283
Yes.

I'm off now. High tide is in 16 minutes.

>>740285
Have to catch it first?

just discovered the bum on my favorite pair of old trackies is ripped. Wonder how long I've been walking around in them like that for.

>>740288
>>740289
Out and about.

Been trying to turn dojo cat song into one about Weber.
Hmm, he the weber
He catch a good little fish,
.. Something something.

An hour of brainstorming so far.

>>740294
which song?

>>740296
Yeah, bitch, I said what I said
Give me a pepper pie instead
I jam all that pie into my head
I don't care, going to couch bed

>>740296
Terrible post

>>740297
Good post.

Doing a rather voluminous clogger.

>>740265
Looks good.

>>740288
Spooky.

>>740302
It was a bit.

>>740256
Two weeks.

Need to drive Motherbat to Flinders shortly. Be good to each other while I'm gone.

>>740267
A few more wins like that and you will be able to retire.

Brekky.

Listened to the song again.
I don't get the appeal but it's stuck in my head.

>>740305
What's for lunch?

think I'm suffering from chamomille tea withdrawals

>>740310
Better grab yourself one.

can't find anymore decent ufo shit. I've used up youtube

>>740312
Why do this to yourself?

>>740312
You need to find another interest.

>>740312
have you seen ufo's and nukes?

>>740312
Try this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aWLNyF9H_wg [Embed]

>>740309
I got us both a small coffee at the Hudson’s in the foyer.

>>740309
I have some baked beans and roast pork in feedpacks, you can share some with me if you'd life.

>go to the bakery for lunch
>expect to get a pie or something
>come back with a kilogram of pork leg

WOOOOOHHOOOOOOOO

might watch some lectures on LLMs

gma

>>740319
Looks like a cow tongue poking out from the ground.

>>740305
Safe travels my dear.

How come the text field doesnt stay white after I post. Why everything gotta purity spiral?

Mummybot talking about kicking me out again. Seems more serious this time.
Might sell my car and get a one way ticket to south east asia to live in the jungle with the locals. Gone troppo

>>740326
There's a good scene on the border of thailand and laos and cambodia. if you can find your way there and have an aussie passport you can make good money doing courier runs to east coast cities.

>>740327
>good money doing courier runs
You mean, like, uber eats, right?

>>740326
Better get a job quick smart.

hoping this new mutant covid strain will cause more lockdowns and earn us some more bonus neetbux

>>740328
yeah like uber but instead of a eeb you just got on a plane, and instead of delivering goyslop you delivered china white.

Bangers and mash and a pale at the northern in prospect.

Back home for the moment. The Victor Harbor Road was blocked off by Police, so had to drive the long way via Sellicks Hill and Myponga.
Have to take her for a frigging MRI scan on the other leg at 4.15.
She bought a beef ragu for dinner.
Having a longneck of bundy.

>>740326
Did you attend the interview yesterday?

>>740333
Didnt both legs fit in the scanner?

>>740334
No
Girl at mongodb said we could do it another time next week, which I won't

morning

>>740336
You're a weak cunt.

>>740335
That leg hadn't failed when the previous scan was done.

keep thinking about food

Purchased Silicon Chip (August 2023) from the newsagent. When did magazines start costing $11.50?

>>740338
it's not like monk's mum is threatening to kick him out or anything

>>740338
Not like I'm gonna get it. I only applied to meet my cenno requirements

>>740333
Sounds like a long day.

>>740337
Morning.

>>740341
I didn't know they still had magazines. I was wondering if they still even had newsagents anymore. I remember reading silicon chip in the library in high school

>>740346
>I didn't know they still had magazines.
I was surprised too. I mean I get the Sporting Shooters one delivered monthly, but that's funded my membership dues. I'd have thought everything else except those silly granny magazines would have gone virtual or disappeared by now.

>>740347
I crave gelati

>>740344
Yes. I mean it's better than waging, but it's not a day off either.

>>740349
I just had some chocolate mousse.

My PCBs are out for delivery, even though they weren't due until Monday. I'm not home. Woe.

>>740343
I am getting worried about no sql db admin 2024

>>740342
If living in a public toilet is good enough for Nuro, it's good enough for Monk.

>>740352
woe

>>740355
I used their web form to tell them to leave them with a specific neighbour, but they'll fuck it up.

>>740356
pajeet can put a poo on the moon, but can't deliver a pcb properly

>>740354
Kings in their castles.

>>740358
Ztepmum has probably had 'relations' in various public toilets in town, so can probably recommend a good one.

If only we knew!

>>740360
Trust the plan.

>>740361
Two weeks.

on the goon

>>740347
This would cost about $1 in the golden triangle

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/elizabeth-park-school-student-in-hospital-after-stabbing-second-student-detained/news-story/759cb9b27a94b699390743f3c81eadf0
>Boy, 12, charged with assault after girl allegedly stabbed at Elizabeth Park school
based

not paying three fiddy for a crumbed sausage

>>740368
They're $2.90 at Chicken Knight.

>no one cares
LMAO

>>740330
A few months of bonus neetbux would make for a much better Christmas than last year.

>>740363
joining you soon

>>740373
Crumb his sausage.

>>740374
His sausage is full of gristle.

>>740371
Would Monk survive lockdown with Ztepmum?

WTF Wong is culturally appropriating again. I miss the days when the boys'd force feed spoonfuls of vegemite to the slitty eyed kid in home ec.

>>740368
I've swallowed sausages for a lot less than three fiddy in public toilets

>>740377
I don't think they sell those.

>>740376
It would be good for both of them.

>>740379
Your reviews weren't good though: >>738250

>>740333
Did you catch any ruffies m8?

>>740372
She's no Khatia Buniatishvili.

>>740380
What's a 'dippy dog'?

Come to think of it, $350 from cenno would probably be doable in Cambodia or Laos or somehwere like that.
Might retire

>>740386
Hotdog sausage on a stick that is battered and deep fried.

>>740333
>beef ragu
Was the road closed due to a crash?

>>740387
Doesn’t the border control people want to see you have savings? Civilised countries do.

>>740387
Unless you have another passport from another country (dual citizen), the electronic deceleration when leaving will probably be investigated.
>If you leave Australia to live in another country, your payment will stop when you depart.
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/travel-outside-australia-rules-for-jobseeker-payment?context=51411

>>740390
Dunno if it was a crash or a workplace accident. There was a second cop car further up the blocked off road also acting as a road block.

At the MRI place. Found a handbag some old couple had walked off without. Didn’t poo in it OR steal their money.

>>740394
>Didn’t poo in it OR steal their money.
You're a good and kind NEET.

>>740392
monk just needs to borrow someone else's passport - surely someone here can help him out

DHL delivered my PCBs to the neighbour.

>>740396
International Monk arc.

possum defeated shen long once

>>740398
Bumrash II: Electric Boogaloo

Possum stuck sewing needles and razor blades in various parts of my body and then put me in an MRI machine once.

>>740401
Did they have to do an emergency vent?

>>740402
Meant for >>740403

>>740404
works for both posts

>>740388
aka dagwood dog aka pluto pup

>>740396
This might have to do.

>>740406
Yeah I had a mental blank when I was describing them

>>740405
Well bantered.

>>740397
Well done pajeet.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cnuK_lXuZKc [Embed]
going to make one of these so I can bend sheet metal to make a robot.

>>740410
I am going to rate him 4 needfuls out of 5 when I get home

>>740412
Make Sir smile by giving another half a star. He earned it!

>>740414
I thought superpower status was 2030. Superpooer yes.

Did I tell the story about how the new Jones Radiology with the MRI machine was built down here with the room holding the MRI machine being about 300mm away from the turntable they use to rotate the steam trains? Every time they use the turntable it fucks up the MRI imaging.

>>740416
No. Team Steam wins again.

Dig in neets (reef and beef)

>>740418
Thanks NEET.

>>740418
I wanted crumbed sausages

>>740416
kek, someone fuked up.

>>740392
Well thats pretty gay. Could get a shit tier remote job possibly

>>740421
It’s a masterclass in council and city slicker design and planning ineptitude.

>>740422
No sql db admin 2024 back on?

>>740418
dominos?

>>740405
Nooooo it doesn't.

>>740425
No, one of the local shops.

>>740408
I had a physical wank when describing them.

>>740418
how much was the pie?

>>740428
Hot!

https://odysee.com/@C_Kyle:f/Bang4:e

episode 4 of BANG Vs Tinder whores.

Kek.

Hey neets, I've been away for a while. I've been pretty busy with things. I don't have a new gf yet. I went on a few dates with a girl but called things off so as to pursue the original one which didn't work out. Got absolutely JUSTED and made a fool of myself. I'm still on the look out for a gf but I no longer feel obliged to get one. Still haven't drunk this month. Alcohol free August will be a success provided I manage to avoid any last minute break downs or something. I don't think I'll go back to drinking. I'll still drink at social events and stuff but I don't think I'll go back to getting gooned as a hobby. I've found that vice begets vice. It is easier to avoid porn, sugar etc. when I avoid the other bad things. If I give in to one I tend to give in to the others. I'm still pretty bad about missing my lifting sessions though. I've been maintenance lifting for several months now. Need to get back onto a proper programme.

>>740418
Nice amount of Vietnamese prawns on that.

>>740432
Gook afternoon.

>>740434
Gish was half English, half German.

>>740432
Henlo FluteNOOT. It'll all work out in th end.

>>740424
Maybe. Katie from Mongo is available next week. Surprisingly they do phone not zoom interviews. The system I booked in isn't even connected to her calendar. Pretty corporate vibe.
Might have to cross the torres straight illegally to keep my cenno

>>740438
Thank you. I'd say it is working out already. I have goals I actually care about and I finally feel as though I'm going somewhere with my life.

>>740432
Welcome back cuz

what are neet's favourite desserts/neet treats?

>>740445
Honey, yoghurt, sliced fruit

>>740445
>760g
Appropriate serving size.

>>740445
tinned tuna in brine

>>740431
kek

>>740429
39 delivered.

>>740432
Glad to hear you're going ok.

>>740447
I've had bigger