SA BEST A

Wombler die soon

They are called negers and feketes. Means the same but these years the first one often gets equated with nigger which is bs, but whatever. And ofc African is also in use. And there are some less known words, but those are more ethnic specific.

>>745063
Correct. I'm impressed.

>>745071
>first one often gets equated with nigger
Same issue in German lol.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM [Embed]

>>745070
See a doctor.

>>745070
He will live on in our hearts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WwqFUY4HcS8 [Embed]
Need her to be my wife.

Doctors aren't real.

Tablecloth neet is still confused as to what just happened.

>>745085
I think it is best we just move on.

>>745085
He got Whizz'd.

Going to put the slow cooker on and then wlak doggy.

>>745089
>the slow cooker
What's going in there NEET?

>>745083
Weber probably has enough bluegrass and seppo corvette connections to at least get you into the right town at the right time, if not an introduction.

Going to slow cook doggy and wank

>>745089
Going to be a late feed with the slow cooker.

>>745093
He might be putting tomorrow's brekkie on.

>>745093
Tender brekkie

Also now we have neger tourists mostly from the US, but basically anywhere they have em, like UK. And neger uni students from Africa - we had these in communist times when some countries there were SU oriented.
And we have Fekete Pákó, the Chocolate Dick of the Nation:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=ndnje4ekaAE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ndnje4ekaAE [Embed]

>>745078
Cruisey put his doctor money in the chinaman and lost it.

>>745066
Who is this semen demon?

>>745098
Eva Braun

>>745082
We should make an annual NEET holiday for him.

>>745051
>not a chink
>makes only chink meals
M8...

>>745052
>his

>>745098
Grün.

>>745025
Who said anything about laptops?

Decided not too goon tonight. Got the bottleo carpark but just had no desire. Not worth the hangover. Still having withdrawal shakes and its 9:30

>>745027
Now this is some next-level cope!

>>745104
Well done NEET.

>>745104
Wise decision. Keep your fluids up

>>745074
Still washing her dirty dishes like a good little beta?

>>745108
Nasty remark.

>>745083
They look no older than 16 Weber.

>>745086
Needs a hijab

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>745108
What the fuck are you on about nuro?

>>745104
Strong

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia

lol this is pretty good

>>745116
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia/comments/loro6m/oh_no_mister_prime_minister_get_down/
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia/comments/mcr2eq/free_to_a_good_home/
I laughed.

>>745103
A lot of businesses are using the software to secure their property. It's not odd to use Bitlocker for legitimate use.

Good morning NEETs.

>>745121
morning neeto

What are your schemes for today neets?

>>745123
Walk, bacon and eggs feed, coffee, yoga, shower, clean room little, and video games.

>>745123
might lie around eating chocolate and watching paranormal youtube videos

I miss Helen and Penny.

It's falling out of me.

>>745121
>>745122
mording
slept in
need a shid at some point today

>>745128
Good morning NEET.

>need a shid at some point today
Most important part of the day.

If only we knew how bad things really were.

>>745131
lol fuckn yeeted

I refuse to stop touching myself

>>745130
>>745132
I am surprised that place isn't banned given how little of an infraction it can require for a ban.

>>745135
All in good time

>>745134
Your appointment is when the store opens!

Shit became urgent so postponed breakkiayie
Cloggin rn

>>745136
Repeat of the Joslin incident again, woe.

>>745138
My arse just spoke to me when I stood up.
Part 2 of it falling out of me rn.

>>745140
The main log took about 15 seconds to slide out and sounded like Clayton belly flopping into a swimming pool

>>745139
Joslin wasn’t even mean to people. She just liked to share her whimsical observations

>>745141
Will the smell reach her before breakfast is finished?

>>745142
>She just liked to share her whimsical observations
With that beautiful smile.

destroyed my arsehole taking that shid
I dont know how those porn whores take 3 dongers and a fist in they bumhole

>>745145
>destroyed my arsehole taking that shid
Apply a soothing ointment.

>>745146
hard to tell where to apply it at the moment... not sure where the colon and ring piece begin and end

Three hour Kubric epic. Pretty Kino. five stars

>>745147
An absolute catastrophe.

better get dressed and take sweaty for a walk

Failed to do anything this weekend. Woe

>>745151
There's always next weekend.

Lips are cracked

Haven't received an update from lambNEET and we're overdue for the finale.

Was half thinking/planning on a tug but can't be bothered showering.

>>745152
>>745151
This one is only half over

sweaty walked

>>745157
Hope bat doesn't for a few days.
Did her elephant foot go down?

>>745158
It's not as bad as it was yesterday, but she still has noticeable swelling in her ankles.
I'm sticking around until she has had the injection in her knee tomorrow morning, as I don't think the taxi drivers will help her into and out of the hospital

>>745154
RIP lambNEET

>>745155
Get in the shower.

And then go to Church.

>>745156
Already lost hope

>>745159
Is she on aged care?
There's a few decent herder mobs down there, she could get anyone really if they have an abn.

>>745160
Let's hear him say all that was needed was a squirt of wd40 now.

>>745170
lol well bantered.

>>745165
>>745164
Got a herding to attend.

FlootNOOT will be unavailable for several days.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-10/adelaide-man-charged-after-riding-scissor-lift-down-hindley/102837182

>>745169
She is not and she would hate that.
The one time she tried to use a service to get driven to Flinders Medical Centre they sent somebody to her house to interview her and the woman was snooping around the place and making notes.

>>745166
Cool. I thought there'd be a video.

>>745175
There's always a video.

>>745174
It's set up so you can employ your neighbour, or Bob down the road.
The companies make you think you need to get everything through them but you don't.
I just helped get a chair and a bed from wohlers through a package.

Motherbat refuses to get aged care help she needs into her home. Weber refuses to go to the doctor for his life-threatening medical conditions.
They need to learn how to humble themselves and accept help.

>>745178
She doesnt need help. As soon as they fix her legs she will be fine again.

It's also fucked that she pays highest fully-optioned private health thing each year, which is now about $8000 per year, and still has to wait weeks or months for appointments and procedures.

yet some closeted homosexual afl player can twist an ankle on a saturday or sunday and be having surgery on the monday

Ate a whole boston bun, 8700kj. still hungry

>>745182
I hope you had it with butter.

>>745163
It is the season soon.

Gave cat food, cat howled at nothing then bit me. Last time cat bit me it got infected.

>>745174
>sent somebody to her house to interview her
Be very careful of the guardianship people. Worst mob.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-20/former-public-trustees-clients-speak-out-on-state-control/102488532

>>745184
It's a true statement
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-21/afl-gay-player-culture-homophobia-four-corners/102742466

>>745186
If cat recovered from last infection it should be ok this time.

>>745189
Well bantered.

>>745187
Total faggots, even the other wranglers hate them.

>>745187
She hates the public trustee and has a proper will and power of attorney documents ready to go with a solicitor if it ever comes to that.

Socceroos are on in 38 minutes bros. On channel 10 and streaming on their website.

>>745193
get back to us if they make it past round one or two

>>745192
Many old people fear signing a power of attourney because the attorney is the one who triggers that. If the old person thinks they're fine the attorney can sort of challenge them for custody of themselves.
When the atourney is also a beneficiary of the old persons will this creates a very bad situation.

But then if old people don't sign a power of attorney, the problem is that when they actually need one its too late. If you were in a car accident and in a comma you couldn't sign it, and if you had dementia the signing would likely be challenged.

That's why everyone hates the state trustee, their job is to seize estates and sue unfit carers. It's such a godawful job that cenno tier people take it.

Often old people would be better giving power of attorney to a lawyer, so relatives can do what they normally would without the legal power to do anything retarded.

Have any NEETs actioned their wagon plans today?

>>745195
There wont be any issues in our family if and when the time comes. Sisterbot and I both know what the will says and what she wants done with a few specific items. Sisterbot is too busy wrangling 4 kids to get involved in Motherbat's care or paying her bills.

possum rescued me from the rub and tug place I was being held at as a sex slave once

>>745195
When the boomer's dementia catches up with them and their brain is distressed because nothing is making sense, there is a kind of a defualt to the easiest to understand explaination for the confusion. That often takes the form of paranoia. I.e. my power of attourney is trying to steal my money and take my property because I dont understand why my pants are full of shit again.

>>745196
yes - my action so far has been to decide to get on the wagon tomorrow, this time I mean it

>>745199
>trying to steal my money and take my property because I dont understand why my pants are full of shit again
to be fair, I have these thoughts at least once a week too

>>745200
me too

>>745200
>>745202
Good luck NEETs.

Possum tried to take my money and property and wouldn't explain why my pants were full of shit again once

>>745128
iktf

>>745197
I'm telling you neet, shit just doesn't work like that. Make sure a lawyer gets the will and power of attorney even if nobody else knows what either say. Make sure the major beneficiaries of the will are executors.

I don't want to list all the bad things that could happen, but my experience is that at least one of those things will happen by dint of probability

>>745206
I have already stated that a lawyer holds a copy of will and has the attorney documents ready to sign. I am the executor of the will.

>>745196
I have been on the diet wagon for three days. Trip going very smoothly. No plans to get off.

>>745199
But you see how that would result in hostile attempts to claim custody. Often one relative challenges another for custody after its been granted, the trustee often ends up with custody because the demented person insists they are fine, the power of attorney is contested because it can't be proved the old person wasn't demented when they signed it, and then 4 different family members all try to claim custody which is confounded by some of them being beneficiaries of the will.

Someone angry they didn't get anything in the will might try to get power of attorney simply to steal things from an old person's house. Classic shit fight is when assets are missing from the house, and nobody can prove whether it was the old person, a thief, the attorney or the assumed beneficiary who took the asset. People think "grandma left me this in the will and I better take it now before she breaks it". But the attorney can't let them take it, because assets listed in the will might actually need to be sold to pay for the old person's care.

Either you've done this shit or you haven't, and the people who have end up being asked to be executors/POA over and over.

>>745180
You're better off destitute.
What a cunt of a system.
My Nan paid 350ish K to be in the nursing home, next to the fucker who never saved a cent and got in for nothing.
All of pop's super and

>>745207
Then you're probably fine, the issue can be that if the old person becomes demented before they actually sign the document then it could be challenged, sometimes years later by random assholes who don't like how you're looking after your mom.

>>745148
A Western?

>>745208
You'll fail.

>>745213
not really

>>745209
Your glossing over teh demented old person throwing their weight around, which can be considerable because of reputation, being head of the family and still sometimes seeming sensible. If they are adamant they can still manage thier affairs then the system will bend over backwards to facilitate this. Often the estate and assets are depricated to the point of being garbage anyway. When you're needing an outside party to sort all this out then you've likely run your life into the ground and only garbage is left. WHo is going to fight for control of a junk yard that would cost thousands to clean up?

>>745215
Needs a hijab.

>>745196
My plans are always action packed

Did some biceps curls. Gonna get massive.

>>745220
I bet you only did a low weight.

>>745221
Mummybot's pink ones. 2.5kg each.

went for a drive and had lunch at bakery thingo instead of the usual counter meal
got a hot chook on the way home and parted it out for dinner tonight
gave sweaty the oysters
had a cookies and cream eskimo pie thing
having a bottle of dinosaur wine now

I can lift a zinger stacker and chips followed by 12 pieces original recipe. Gonna get massive.

>>745223
Sounds nice.

>>745224
I can drop onto the toilet and get off it again. That's like a 300kg lift.

>>745212
I also watched Motherbat deal with Fatherbot's affairs when he died, so I know what's what.

>>745193
did they lose? i bet they lost

>>745225
I've heard better.

>>745231
you have not

That dog is living large. It eats better than I do.

Would be really nice to get onto the DSP by Christmas.

>>745234
Have you put in an application?

Seriously. He spoils her because he's lonely.

>>745237
The problem being?
I did with my dog.

*knock knock*

>>745241
who's there?

>>745223
I hope you're not neglecting your vanilla pastries, they're a very important food group.

I wonder if we'll lose any over the summer.

Motherbat has a joke:
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment

>>745246
heh

>>745234
If you are a good boy, I'm sure santa will leave something special for you under the tree.

>>745248
Possum, wearing a santa hat, left something under my tree once. I think it was poo.

that shit I did this mording came back down the pipe while we were out
she just found it and the brown water

>>745246
kek

>>745250
Much yelling?

>>745252
nah
she cant prove it was mine

>>745222
Ha Ha pink weights are for girls.

ate sandwich

>>745244
You mean these?

>>745256
a well rounded snack

>>745237
There is nothing wrong with that.

>>745253
Lucky NEET.

>>745256
Three please.

liquid diets liquid shits

Liquid poo easy poo

heating up food

>>745256
I'll have one too please.

>>745264
one or two?

>>745263
beans?

>>745266
no

>>745265
If two are available now I'll take them thanks.
One now and one for pudding.

I pulled some weeds out. Legs are aching now. Too fat to bend over like that. Never bending again.

>>745269
The more you bend the easier it will get, so keep at it neet.

>>745238
what if sweetie gets a bit too...full bodied?

>>745256
I prefer the iced ones

Its easier to put a dog on a diet than to put yourself on one. The dog can't cheat.

having another glass of dinosaur juice

F11F-1F

>>745274
What's for pudding?

>>745268
They look like this IRL

sunday booze cruise

>>745276
Motherbat put out a bowl of strawberries

>>745279
Add sugar and cream.

No sugar for me, they tell me I'm sweet enough.

>>745275
I shot one of them down in 'Nam.

>>745280
No, just strawebries

/ausneets/ erotic rp server when?

THis is mumsies house but thats not her cat

>>745284
you're on it

>>745284
You're on it.

>>745286
that's a dog.

>>745286
Its the cats home now

>>745291
I posted it first. The other NEET copied me.

>>745293
I prefer his post over yours.

>>745294
well don't come crawling back to me

>>745284
you're on it already, sorry if it doesn't cater well to your specific fet

>>745296
the dark hole of a neet's arse

trying to battle binge eating urges by drinking tea

>>745298
What kind of tea?

>>745292
It shits wherever.

>>745298
Stay strong NEET.

I shit wherever.

>>745299
chai, and green tea

>>745300
Pajeet cat.

Still hungover and didn't even drink yesterday

>>745306
Bump in the wagon.

>>745303
The caffeine in the tea will stimulate your appetite. Its a retard move

>>745308
better than the pepsi max I used to drink

>>745309
Did you use to add a splash of milk?

called her a shuffly pig

I will fucking rape any cunt I find when I go to the fridge and I'll stab anyone who I find in my shower.

>>745312
you need to take a chill pill

I'm active on the torrent site chats

>>745315
Selling your Bussy?

>>745315
I'm responsible for the pink and green skull and crossbones on The Pirate Bay. All of them.

>>745286
Throw a lemon at it

>>745317
TPB is a fed honeypot. All the cool seeders go on limetorrents.lol

having some chicken tiddies

>>745320
Shuffly pig.

>>745319
other than the occasional tv show like arsesoaker, I don't really use it for anything

Downloading Meg 2: the trench

How does this retard site allow no content posts now?

>>745325
These were the early models, but they're still very much in use.

>>745327
That's me in the picture.

>>745330
Looking for jerusalem artichokes

>>745325
Nice doomsday suit.

Buying some stuff on ebay, anyone want anything?

>>745332
Occasionally Possum sends out half a dozen henchmen with spear guns from his yacht to try and stop me

>>745326
It ate the image I tried to post so all that was left was a blank post.

>>745336
bad home image

Googled artichoke. Looks like s gay potato that causes vile farts. What would a NEET do with such a thing?

I did the dishes. Back sore now. They set the standard kitchen benchtop heights to suit WOMEN and MANLETS and make men of proper masculine height have to bend uncomfortably when doing dishes in the sink.
I will bet you anything there was a Jew behind the whole thing.

Had to engage the automatic shut-off valve on that last fart.

>>745338
They are delicious roasted. Better even than potatoes.

>>745339
I bet they are 900mm, which used to be the standard height of a bent elbow.

emergency shut-off valve rather

Some boong woman on a bicycle rode up my driveway, got to the roller door, turned around and left.

xx

>>745333
A set of jew screwdrivers plez.

Tonight on womboflix we have the crime-action-comedy Smokin' Aces (2007). When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing. Starring Ryan Reynolds and the late, great, Ray Liotta. Approved by /k/. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>745286
Pretty flowers ngl, no homo.

>>745339
>I will bet you anything there was a Jew behind the whole thing.
Every. Single. Time.

I bought a cheap screwdriver set once, I tried to screw something and the screw didn't move, all that happened was the screwdriver head disintegrated into dust. Just a blunt end left. All the screwdrivers were like that.

>>745347
does the girl get her tiddies out?

>>745347
>6.6/10 on imdb
>2000s mafia comedy
Yeah nah m8 I will give this one a miss.

>>745350
diecast zinc probably
amazing the effort the chinks will put into making something look like it will work

we should watch a couple of the old james bong moofies one day

>>745354
Sam Connery only.

Eating the crust off the bread with lots of butter.

>>745355
one connery, one moore, one dalton, plus the one with ana de armis so I can clear the pipe out

>>745357
>moore
A janky HAM ACTOR.

>>745345
this isn't /bbg/

>>745358
does it matter when the plot lines had him going into fucking space?

>>745360
Moonraper.

>>745361
That was the best/worst of them, yes

The one where he dresses as a clown and breaks the fourth wall is a trip too

>>745354
I would unironically pay money to watch a james bond played by a boong

>>745364
do you mean a real boong or monk?

>>745366
>monk
aging chad

>>745364
Thats Wizzy, boong Wizzy.

>>745357
Octopussy was Connery's best one and seeing as he was the best Bond the moofie was the best of the franchise.

>>745367
He will rise up one day.

>>745371
We're all gonna make it.

>>745370
What about Never Say Never Again, which Connery did while out of contract with EON?

>>745222
Slow and steady, full extension (including the wrist)

>>745223
It's shut today

>>745376
The wrist action is most important.

>>745370
>Octopussy
That was roger moore you drunken boong

>>745237
It's how it should be.
He's mummy's boy.

>>745246
Does she know about the bumrash.

Fennel and paprika steroid cream for the rump.

>>745377
Went to Goolwa

ear wax fell out of ear

>>745256
Want to put my nose in it.

Seroquel withdrawal anxiety

>>745382
Rub it good.

>>745384
Save it and you can start making candles.

>>745386
stop taking jew pills

gonna watch one of her streams

Ready.

>>745391
Tell Olive I said hi.

>>745393
does he even stream?

>>745326
Magic

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>745392
I wanna rub you big belly.

>>745373
looks comfy NGL

>>745396
I wasn't told there was a movie.

>>745397
Dont touch me

my thumb is twitching

>>745399
yeah you were

>>745391
Drop the link cuz!

>>745403
silence non-white

>>745354
Goldeneye is almost 30(thirty) years old, and objectively the best of the franchise.

>>745405
I hear people praise the game of that name more than the film.

>>745397
Only if you oil me.

>>745401
It's dancing.

>>745405
i rememember being shocked at how old onatop was

Caved and went to Dans...

>>745409
>onatop
That's not a real word.

>>745410
What did you get NEET?

>>745410
Based

Caved and went spelunking.

Pork chops, 300g beef mince, four eggs for breaky tomorrow. Has to last me the day.

>>745415
You need some vegetables.

>>745391
Pippa?!

>>745416
Fruits and vegetables are for queers.

>>745416
That occurred to me. I'm out of most of them, even beans. I've only got onions, might throw them in with the mince. Pretty silly meal otherwise.

>>745419
Go for an urban forage and pick some nettles.

>>745410
I knew monk was never gonna make it

>>745415
What else do you have? Rice? Flour?

>>745411
Neither is 'rememember'.

>>745414
Based and speleology pilled!

Got cat kangaroo meat. Cat has lost too much weight from vomiting and being old.

>>745426
You are good to that cat.

>>745426
So has Cruisey

>>745426
If cat is old and losing weight you need to put cat on high quality cat food from the vet.

I look like the trunchbull.

>>745415
atkins diet?

I'm on the fatkins diet.

>>745433
There is no shame in that.

Fat coons diet.

>>745429
huh, cool...

>>745433
fatkunz*

>>745436
That's me.

>>745439
You look well.

>>745440
Don't lie to me.

>>745433
diet of champions

>>745441
Trunchbull lifted the back of a car and threw a fat kid in that moofie. You have to be strong.

going to bed

Surprisingly strong movie. I'm looking at other movies by the same director now.

>>745444
Goodnight.

>>745446
Both look good.

>>745446
How did you manage to get those scratches on a ceramic plate? Do you eat really fast?

>>745445
Indeed. Probably gonda dl SA2 sometimes.
Reminds me of Guy Ritchie movies. Who's the director?

>>745445
Less confusing ones hopefully

What the fuck has happened to kiwi shoe polish? Why does it no longer exist?

Joe Carnahan, who also made The Grey, which I want to see sometime.

>>745449
They're teeth marks.

I don’t like it when moofies confuse my peepee with teh alicia keys nigeress in tonight’s moofie and beyonce in austin powers gold member

>>745453
>Joe Carnahan
John Farnham

Just did a fart and it stinged

>>745446
It will become delightful poo soon

>>745457
Your sphincter is swollen and irritated.

>>745457
stinge intransitive verb
ˈstinj
stinged; stinged; stingeing; stinges
: to act stingily or parsimoniously
not by stingeing and paring
—Sheila Kaye-Smith

>>745458
I always loved the fairy tale of how the smelly fart turned into a beautiful poo

>>745458
>>745459
Bet you're not even chinese.

>>745452
I got some, now go get your fucking shinebox bro!

>>745462
Ching chong

everyone gets some on the ausneets official get some thread

Feeling sad

>>745427
I am obliged to look after cat
>>745430
Hard to cut through the bs about what food is actually good for cats, and cat isn't a reliable eater so it's hard to know if cat does or doesn't like the food.

possum warned us to use short, controlled bursts against the xenomorphs once

>>745446
Well burgered

>>745468
Weber bump fired after eating curry once

>>745446
slop and slop