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NEET General #732 - Time of Change Edition NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No. 746060
Can you NEETs feel the change in the air?

Old Thread: >>744975


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.746063 del
SA Best A, BOY!


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.746065 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.746069 del
I can fell 'BigUNNA' is going to be as much a failure as cockheaddinner was, if not worse.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.746070 del
>>746069
You can't tell shit.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.746076 del
Having a laugh about keegz getting banned.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.746082 del
Why does he keep bringing up BigUNNA?
Do we have a new BO?


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.746083 del
>>746082
Nuro is OBSESSED.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.746084 del
Stress


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.746085 del
BigUNNA has a fat cock and balls


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.746086 del
>>746085
Don't we all.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.746087 del
Cruisey's swollen balls.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.746089 del
goodnight neets


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.746090 del
>>746089
Good night.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.746091 del
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>>746089
Night.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.746092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pxvd1YOMGxU [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.746093 del
>>746091
that looks like a very nice bed and view


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.746094 del
Got to the gym. Feeling accomplished for the first time in days.
The loitering girlfriend was there being annoying. There was a hot girl at the dumbbell rack with me, petite but strong, small but shapely ass and nice tits but without a revealing whore outfit. Ay carramba. Might have to do a deed.


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>>746094


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NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.746098 del
The last episode of one piece was bad.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.746099 del
Hot sauce


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.746100 del
>>746098
what's that?


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.746101 del
>>746100
It's the hit new show on Netflix


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.746102 del
looks like some thing made with mudbloods and fags


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.746103 del
>>746094
Just talk to her.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.746104 del
>>746097
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WQ1_5iVl4 [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.746105 del
>>746104
that's a banger


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.746106 del
>>746102
We're all gay boongs here.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.746107 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Thk1A5Fm6o0 [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.746108 del
>>746105
That painting was based off a council meeting in the pre-nuro golden age of /ausneets/. An era lost to time.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.746109 del
>>746060
Thank you, and Yes.


Good Morning & Have a Neet Day Everyone, o7


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.746110 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k [Embed]
NEET theme song.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.746111 del
better head to couchbed
night


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.746112 del
>>746111
nighto


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.746113 del
Going to bed also. Tired.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.746114 del
Bored, I might start a PMC.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.746115 del
>>746082
We don't need a BO.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.746116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.746117 del
>>746114
I'll join


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.746118 del
morning neets


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.746119 del
>>746118
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.746120 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.746121 del
>>746120
well pick it up and put it back in


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.746122 del
27 in lizbef today


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.746123 del
>>746101
critical drinker actually likes this shite https://youtube.com/watch?v=dhc7qHZ7Eg4 [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.746124 del
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>>746123
Trust the drinker


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.746125 del
Day time


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.746126 del
feeling empty. feeling hopeless


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.746127 del
>>746114
Sahael NEET


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.746128 del
>>746110
There's two generations who believe the words are "let's get it started".


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.746129 del
>>746118
>>746119
Good morning.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.746130 del
Went and had a chat with the lanky bloke at jaycar.


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.746131 del
>>746130
Buy something interesting?


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.746133 del
Neets have you ever had a dream with a mobile phone in it?
I've been informed that mobile phones don't exist in dreams and I've not yet been able to ask the sherpa


NEET 09/12/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.746134 del
>>746131
Asked him about the biggest soldering iron hes sold


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.746135 del
>>746098
I am stuck on one where they are having dinner at a mong woman's house trying to get her ship.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.746136 del
>>746129
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.746137 del
>>746133
>Neets have you ever had a dream with a mobile phone in it?
I can't think of one.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.746138 del
>>746130
Ask him about the big unit that keeps coming in.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.746139 del
>>746137
I’m going to have one tonight


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.746140 del
>>746136
I do not understand.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.746141 del
Back from getting a greenslip, the chemist with using those electronic scripts and Dans, can feel the anxiety getting better without all the worries.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.746142 del
>>746141
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.746143 del
Six weeks with no piss. Might visit Dr. Dan.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.746144 del
>>746143
Stay strong


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.746145 del
>>746143
Don't do it NEET. There is nothing but misery to be found there.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.746146 del
Bulbous knob.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.746147 del
>>746146
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.746148 del
>>746145
>>746144
I used to get drunk and watch comedy films. I'm thinking about doing so again. Are there any long term benefits to not drinking?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.746149 del
>>746148
>Are there any long term benefits to not drinking?
I think the best answer to that is to take a look at the people who are long term drinkers. Disgusting.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.746150 del
>>746149
I think mongk is based.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.746151 del
>>746150
There is nothing based about being unemployed and living with your mum and her tranny partner.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.746152 del
I got 8 hours of sleep but woke up feeling tired. No energy at all. I think I have the apnoea. I probably should buy a CPAP but they are so expensive.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.746153 del
>>746148
Not really, apart from not getting ascites, liver and kidney failure and brain damage.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.746154 del
>>746151
Monk gets sweet pre-op pussy each night.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.746155 del
>>746152
Just stop wanking.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.746156 del
>>746153
That is only for elite gooners like monk and nuro.


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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.746158 del
>>746155
Is there a connection, or are you just being "funny"?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.746159 del
>>746158
I am being serious. I used to sleep about 8-9 hours a night and I'd still feel groggy when I woke up, tired through the day. After about 5 or 6 days of not wanking I was sleeping a little bit less, about 7-8 hours, but waking up feeling fully alert and rested. My energy levels were higher through the day and more stable. I don't know if it is hormonal or what. I fucked it all up by wanking the other day and have been struggling to stay away from the porn since but I think it works.
I'd suggest you give it a go.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.746160 del
Might also be worth trying magnesium supplements.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.746161 del
>>746159
I might try it then.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.746162 del
Absolute shit cunt of a morning


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.746163 del
>>746122
Happy birthday!


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.746164 del
Weber and I used to hunt pygmies in the Congo Basin.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.746165 del
feeling woe'd


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.746166 del
>>746154
Didn't mongk say it was post-op?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.746167 del
>>746163
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.746168 del
>>746166
That is actually worse.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.746169 del
I've got stuff to do and I can't quite bring myself to do it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.746170 del
>>746169
i burped


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.746171 del
>>746162
What happened?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.746172 del
wod hapind


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.746173 del
>>746169
It's like riping off a bandaid, one quick pull and it's done.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.746174 del
>>746169
It's like raping off a bandaid, one quick fuck and it's done.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.746175 del
>>746171
Some minda is trying too hard to be funny.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.746176 del
>>746175
Maybe fix your attitude.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.746177 del
[X]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.746178 del
wondering what anime I've missed out on in the past 10 years of not watching any


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.746179 del
>>746176
You keep making horrendous posts:
>>746174
>>746172
>>746163


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.746180 del
>>746178
Spy x Family is a good one.
Yor is my wife.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.746181 del
>>746179
>>746177


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.746182 del
I hope he's having a good birthday.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.746183 del
>>746171
Constipation
MAX appointments
Lazy wagies

I could go on forevor baby.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.746184 del
Who is the stupid prick that keeps posting boongs on other boards?


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>>746183
>Constipation


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>>746179


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.746187 del
>>746184
niga
same one who was posting that asian sheila


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.746188 del
>>746186
He's in a bad mood today and taking it out on others.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.746189 del
came home to some burnout marks in the street, a car on the reserve with its bonnet up, and a bunch of cops standing around looking at it


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.746190 del
>>746148
Most get a carrot up their arse and spend their time finding things to complain about.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.746191 del
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boongs have been on endchan for 40000 years you woite cunt


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.746192 del
>>746191
Try finding a hobby.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.746193 del
>>746182
That's the spirit! And speaking of spirits, why not waddle down to one of my fine establishments for a bottle or two of instant gratification!


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.746194 del
>>746193
>>746179


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.746195 del
>>746189
There's a car without wheels or doors, on its roof next to the water pipe on midway road


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.746196 del
>>746195
Where did the wheels go?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.746197 del
>>746193
Just got a litre of bourbon from him.
The clerk was a monk type (fashy hair cut and a poofter moustache) in a good mood.
It was like he wanted me to stay and chat.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.746198 del
>>746196
The doors would have been harder to strip.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.746199 del
>>746198
they don't wear clothes


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.746200 del
All I use is liquid, salt, sugar and leave it on diagnostic mode usually.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.746201 del
>>746196
I'm guessing it was lebs who took them, because most boongs don't have the brains to figure out how to use a wheel brace.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.746202 del
99% proof bananas


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.746203 del
>>746201
bad home cucumbers


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.746204 del
>>746185
I took that and Mark Zuckerberg's avatar watched me take a dump in VR


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.746205 del
>>746197
Well that was nice of him. Better than the thots who give you a perfunctory 'how's it goin...'.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.746206 del
oh once again RevenueSA think the hovel is worth three times as much as it actually is


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.746207 del
>>746205
>thots
>...


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.746208 del
imagine imagining imaginings


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.746209 del
>>746208
This is where we'd be at if somebody hadn't popped John Lennon's clogs.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.746210 del
New Ahsoka episode is out Webster.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.746211 del
>>746210
gay


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.746212 del
>>746210
Thanks, mang. I'll queue up a download now.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.746213 del
i just clapped really loud and scared the dog


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.746214 del
>>746206
Greedy cunts A


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.746215 del
going to go pee in the toilet, you lot need anything?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.746216 del
>>746215
some piss crystals and some ketones please


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.746217 del
ketosis


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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.746219 del
>>746207
You're defending them?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.746220 del
>>746219
no


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.746221 del
>>746215
Splash a bit on the seat thanks.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.746222 del
>>746221
lick it clean


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.746223 del
>>746218
I understand this.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.746224 del
>>746223
Thanks


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.746225 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dkcdSj4qBWU [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.746226 del
>>746225
terrible video


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.746227 del
>>746210
acquired
copying it off my containment machine to my watching machine now


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.746228 del
He imagined dragons once.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.746229 del
Need something to watch.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.746230 del
>>746229
watch a youtube or two


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.746231 del
Are any of you into writing fiction?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.746232 del
tow truck is collecting that car
cops still there


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.746233 del
>>746231
Yeah, mainly world building.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.746234 del
Still waiting on the Detergent Jones novel to drop.


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>>746218


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.746236 del
>>746235
You don't get it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.746237 del
>>746226
You're being a real cunt today. Knock it off.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.746238 del
>>746233
I like the idea of writing fiction but I don't really know enough about anything to write something interesting.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.746239 del
>>746218
I thought 5.56 could go in a 300 blackout chamber (because it is bigger) but not the other way round?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.746240 del
>>746231
It has been many years since I did any creative writing. I keep thinking of ideas for a novel though. I have been meaning to get into it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.746241 del
>>746234
He may have to self publish. Detergent Jones is an extreme anti-semite and the mainstream publishers won't touch it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.746242 del
I did not understand the meme in a technical way but I got the gist of what the joke must be from the context.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.746243 del
>>746227
What file size do you like to download?
A good show I will look for a torrent about 1GB per episode.
A bad show like Ahsoka I look for a 350mb one.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.746244 del
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>tfw never ever


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.746245 del
>>746243
I got a 1080p arsesoaker that was 1.6gb I think.
I try and avoid anything much bigger than that.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.746246 del
>>746206
650?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.746247 del
>>746206
There is a process you can go through to get a new valuation.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.746248 del
>>746247
they told me to fuck off last time I tried

>>746246
345


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.746249 del
>>746248
>345
Are you saying your hovel is only worth $115,000? That is very cheap.


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This weekend on womboflix we will be seeing Woody Allen's Love And Death(1975) on Saturday, a film about jews plotting to murder the russian tsar or something, followed by The Last Boy Scout(1991) (not a Woody Allen movie) on Sunday.

And tonight we'll be showing Kung Fu (1972), which has David Carradine in gookface.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.746251 del
>>746249
100k is a gucci neet shed


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.746252 del
>>746248
It's easily worth that.
You'd get 400 at the moment


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.746253 del
>>746250
HOLY COW


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.746254 del
I voted for Cruisey's Woody movie to stir up a bit of trouble.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.746255 del
Have to close the tab and have a wank


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.746256 del
>>746255
You're doing it the wrong way around.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.746257 del
>>746254
I might prepare a backup movie to play in case cruisey doesn't show up again


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.746258 del
>>746257
you know he wont show


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.746259 del
>>746257
No the NEETs could use some culture anyway.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.746260 del
>>746233
fantasy rpg worlds?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.746261 del
>>746231
I used to write pornographic text adventure games when I was a teenager


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.746262 del
>>746261
>press t to touch bobs


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.746263 del
pigeon girlfriend.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.746264 del
>>746257
>>746259


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.746265 del
heckin space whales


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.746267 del
>>746266
>Seaford line


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.746268 del
bored


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.746269 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it go?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.746270 del
>>746266
Where is the video?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.746271 del
>>746269
Hello. It goes okay. How does it go with you?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.746272 del
>>746269
okay. going to nap.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.746273 del
>>746271
Doing fine just relaxing, might have a choof.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.746274 del
>>746270
one moment please


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.746276 del
Got an erection.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.746277 del
Which mission impossible movie was the best one?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.746278 del
>>746275
HOT


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.746279 del
>>746277
The one where Tom Cruise >>746276


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.746280 del
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>>746275


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.746281 del
>>746277
I have only seen the one with the meme bit where he is hanging suspended from the ceiling. It was many years ago.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.746282 del
FFalcon or Blaupunkt, which is better TV?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.746283 del
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Garn buy some big boxes of teabags. You neets need any?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.746284 del
>>746283
Get into the loose leaf tea NEET, those bags are full of microplastics.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.746285 del
>>746283
6 bottles of wetstuff gold lubricant


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.746286 del
>>746284
>microplastics
They're made out of paper. How can they be full of plastic?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.746287 del
>>746286
Everything is full of plastic.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.746288 del
>>746269
Hey shire.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.746289 del
>>746275
Imagine the stains on the seat.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.746290 del
>>746283
Box of rosehip please.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.746291 del
>>746288
Hey hey


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.746292 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.746293 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.746294 del
>>746289
As it is, you have to check seats for fresh graffiti, mud, vomit or poo. Now we have to check for cum and prawn juice too.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.746295 del
>>746294
>prawn juice
That was me I was eating a suimin noodle cup.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.746296 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.746297 del
>>746293
I don't.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.746298 del
>>746297
Yes you do.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.746299 del
>>746298
is it Zuckerberg?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.746300 del
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>>746299


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.746301 del
tea was on special at woolies if any neets need to stock up. But I think after this I'll get into the loose leaf game, and buy one of those little glass tea brewing things.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.746302 del
>>746301
Motherbat texted me to say Woolies have Mondster 4 pack for $7.22 from Today until Tuesday.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.746304 del
>>746303
ok. some grumpy looking guy.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.746305 del
>>746301
Yorkshire? I hear that's what the Brits prefer, not that 'English breakfast' shite.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.746306 del
>>746302
That sounds cheap.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.746307 del
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>>746296


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.746308 del
>>746282
Never heard of that first one.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.746309 del
>>746307
My meme was not mean spirited.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.746310 del
>>746306
They do them for $8.xx semi-regularly, but yeah $7 is pretty good


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.746311 del
>>746269
>>746268


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.746312 del
>>746267
>>746267
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xhdGipqrKNY [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.746313 del
>>746312
Absolute garbage.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.746314 del
>>746313
Agreed.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.746315 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.746316 del
apologies that was already posted yesterday


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.746317 del
>>746316
You should have apologised even if you had only posted it once.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.746318 del
>>746317
I did only post it the once. Somebody else posted it yesterday.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.746319 del
Clayton's pronouns are FART/STINK
Weber's are SHID/CLOG


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.746320 del
>>746236
>poltard posts poltard meme
No I get it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.746321 del
>>746320
it would be more of a k meme


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.746322 del
>>746318
You should both apologise.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.746323 del
need to fetch some plonk
and maybe a bite to eat


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.746324 del
>>746322
I shall not.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.746325 del
>>746323
You do not need any plonk. It is time for you to start taking care of yourself.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.746326 del
>>746325
I do need it. I'm sad.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.746327 del
>>746250
>Teh last boy scout
Written by the least macho guy from Predator.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.746328 del
>>746326
You need to find a better way to cope with your sadness. Go to the gym.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.746329 del
>>746277
Whichever one you enjoyed the most.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.746330 del
>>746328
I need some clean tracksuit pants that stay up.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.746331 del
>>746327
he got his face on screen for more time than jean claude van damme


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.746332 del
Have we watched the original Rocky on Womboflix? Add it the list please.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.746333 del
>>746321
Oh, k?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.746334 del
>>746330
Pop down to Kmart for them right now.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.746335 del
Whole day lost to stress


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.746336 del
>>746335
>stress
An imaginary entity. It doesn't even exist.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.746337 del
>>746316
No apology needed, we're used to your garbage.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.746338 del
>>746332
done


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.746339 del
>>746338
Thank you. It is a good moofie.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.746340 del
>>746331
This may be the dumbest thing ever posted.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.746341 del
WHY YOU MUST QUIT DRINKING NOW

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BicUpxGJI68 [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.746342 del
>>746336
About as real as asthma.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.746343 del
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>>746341


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.746344 del
there is a news crew now filming where that car was earlier


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.746345 del
>>746341
lol a benzo retart giving advice to people


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.746346 del
>>746344
Go outside and run about naked and see if you an get on the tele.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.746347 del
Hey Weber. WEBER. The other day I went up to my girlfriend I said "Ya know I'd like a little pussy". She said "#MeToo, mine's as big as a house".

See she, she wanted a little one, 'cause hers was... big as a house.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.746348 del
Garn a stoudt


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.746349 del
>>746348
Big as a house.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.746350 del
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Tonight womboflix will be playing Kung Fu (1972), starring David Carradine, back before he became Bill in Kill Bill.
Kwai Chang Caine (portrayed by Carradine) is the orphaned son of an American man, Thomas Henry Caine , and a Chinese woman, Kwai Lin, in mid-19th-century China. After his maternal grandfather's death he is accepted for training at a Shaolin Monastery, where he grows up to become a Shaolin priest and martial arts expert.

I've never seen it before but I've been hearing about it my whole life. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.746351 del
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>>746350
>The Kung Fu series, although always popular, was discontinued in 1975 after three seasons and 63 episodes because of problems in Carradine's personal life. A well-known drug user, Carradine broke into his neighbour's home while stoned, cut himself on a window, bled all over the house, and allegedly assaulted a woman.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.746352 del
>>746337
💞


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.746353 del
>>746351
he died having a wank


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.746354 del
>>746353
one of us, in other words


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.746355 del
>>746353
He was a disgusting degenerate. An okay actor but just looking at him in Kill Bill made me feel uneasy. Didn't look human any more.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.746356 del
>>746355
>>746354


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.746357 del
>>746350
Nah sorry chud I am watching Ahsoka e05 2160 and then Barbie 2160


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.746358 del
>>746357
Did you catch HP 33 last night?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.746359 del
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>>746358
Nah was actually watching this. Had No I deanit came it out. Somehow just caught a thread on /tv/ about it.

I was seriously impressed. Highly recommend it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.746360 del
>>746335
I got out of bed at 4pm. Now stressing. Will probably waste the night. Just wanna get choofed.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.746361 del
>>746360
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.746362 del
>>746360
I worked 12 hours yesterday catching up on shit

you are pathetic and a faggot. kill yourself


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.746363 del
>>746362
Calm down.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.746364 del
>>746361
Maybe. Have to do 19 job applications by the end of the week. Making a dent in them tonight.

>>746362
lol seethe wagie


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.746365 del
Making a BBQ sauce to go with a bag of Black & Gold nuggoes.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.746366 del
>>746365
>Black & Gold nuggoes.
NEET starvation rations.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.746367 del
What's your favourite Bee Gees song Web?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.746368 del
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Moscato poured.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.746369 del
>>746294
I am often worried about sitting in something gross.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.746370 del
>>746368
Pink?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.746371 del
>>746362
Settle down nuro.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.746372 del
>>746370
Oui.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.746373 del
>>746368
Drink it with pinkie extended.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.746374 del
>>746372
Good choice.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.746375 del
>>746364
>Making a dent in them tonight.
Sounds do-able.

How many standards though?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.746376 del
>>746373
FRM looks down on me for drinking it from a regular glass instead of a wine glass.
>>746374
Cheers.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.746377 del
We are still waiting for the pic of the new shoes.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.746378 del
>>746366
Chicken wings and legs were $7/kg, thighs $10!. A 500g bag of misc meat three fiddy.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.746379 del
>>746378
Chicken used to be so cheap. We didn't know how good we had it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.746380 del
>>746377
I will take them later. They are nothing special.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.746381 del
>>746378
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7253222823546703146 [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.746382 del
I was going to take photos of them with the dog in the frame but the dog is going away somewhere with FRM for the night.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.746383 del
>>746382
I do like seeing that dog.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.746384 del
>>746379
only neet BOs and other elites can still afford chicken for dinner. This must be the source of chicken dinner's name


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.746385 del
I had discounted pork chops from Drakes for dinner.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.746386 del
>>746384
He was boasting and mogging and taunting us with it.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.746387 del
>>746385
Big discount?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.746388 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DF5emO1X0HA [Embed]
Need her to be my wife.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.746389 del
>>746387
1/2 price.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.746390 del
>>746389

👍👍👍


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.746391 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvSMiHFAjzo [Embed]
Katie is also an acceptable wife although Julianne is the ideal.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.746392 del
>>746390
👆


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.746393 del
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>>746386
I bet he eats a bucket of kfc every night


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.746394 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WQ1_5iVl4 [Embed]
I like the jew's harp in this.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.746395 del
>>746389
Nice bargain.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.746396 del
Well that's ok Web I still respect you even if you wish to ignore me this fine evening.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.746397 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Thk1A5Fm6o0 [Embed]
This would make for a nice theme song for some pirate adventure film I reckon.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.746398 del
>>746397
Could be Nuro's theme song as he whizzes by on the eeb.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.746399 del
>>746398
RIP.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.746400 del
>>746376
>FRM looks down on me for drinking it from a regular glass instead of a wine glass.
she is right to do so


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.746401 del
>>746396
I was watching Kung Fu.
Probably I started a joke


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.746402 del
>>746388
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yW5LPBi8G-A [Embed]


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>>746402


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.746404 del
>>746237
Then don't post terrible videos.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.746405 del
currently watching her


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.746406 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.746407 del
>>746406
2/10


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.746408 del
Going to just drink and go to bed I reckon. Can't find anything worthwhile to do.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.746409 del
>>746407
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.746410 del
>>746408
Drinking is something worthwhile to do.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.746411 del
I have to go outside at least 5 days this week.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.746412 del
>>746411
me too


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.746413 del
>>746411
Sounds horrible.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.746414 del
Weber gaslit me into thinking I had WiFi sickness once.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.746415 del
>>746405
PIPPA?!


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.746416 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.746417 del
>>746415


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.746418 del
forgot a picture


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.746419 del
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>>746414


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.746420 del
>>746408
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.746421 del
Goodnight.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.746422 del
>>746421
Good night and heil Hitler.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.746423 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xLrW4IcPiWw [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.746424 del
>>746421
Goodnight neet.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.746425 del
hungry


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.746426 del
>>746425
hi hungry i'm dad


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.746427 del
>>746381
wish she'd get over her dead cat and post her tits or minge or something


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.746428 del
>>746425
Have some nuggies.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.746429 del
Fireworks or a gunfight outside.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.746430 del
Watching a film. Drinking. Wish I had some icecream.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.746431 del
>>746427
Its a man.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.746432 del
>>746426
You're not weber.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.746433 del
might have a glass of the vegetable whisky i got the other day shortly


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.746434 del
>>746429
Its cars backfiring.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.746435 del
>>746430
>icecream
What brand/flavour are you craving?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.746436 del
>>746427
Thought you were talking about Pippa for a minute there. I nearly made a very angry and nasty reply.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.746437 del
>>746436
Who is this Pippa you're talking about all of a sudden?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.746438 del
>>746429
>>746435
Whatever is on special I suppose.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.746439 del
>>746437
>>746437
>all of a sudden


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.746440 del
>>746438
Get me the sara lee strawberry please.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.746441 del
>>746439
exactly one mention in the previous thread, no mentions in the next three previous threads


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.746442 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.746443 del
>>746441
We have discussed her before, neet. Her name is Pipkin Pippa. Another neet and I were talking about her dental drama.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.746444 del
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>>746368


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.746445 del
>>746443
>a virtual youtuber
what the absolute FUCK, neet


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.746446 del
that neet can't have any of my whisky


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.746447 del
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>>746442
I love the slightly smug look on her face. They don't make them like this anymore.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.746448 del
>>746376
FRM looks down on you because you are a beta male. You cannot argue with this fact. To do so would only embarrass your pathetic name even further.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.746449 del
>>746381
Fuck off with the chinktoks ok


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.746450 del
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>In the film Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarantino, Jules tells Vincent that he intends to "walk the Earth like Caine in Kung Fu."
Would a negger have been able to carry the series?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.746451 del
>>746448
Leave him alone cunt. He has a lovely figure, FRM and FRM's Mummybot think highly of him, and the girls at uni swoon when they see him.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.746452 del
>>746448
Kek, I love you too neet.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.746453 del
>>746446
Give him a glass full.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.746454 del
>>746448
Nasty neet.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.746455 del
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Colour Deep amber with reddish highlights
Nose Charred orange, sticky butterscotch, malt bread and roasted nuts, apple crumble with cinnamon and a whiff of pipe tobacco.
Palate Dried apple and apricot with a hint of maritime, ripe figs and sultanas amongst salted toffee and a wash of spice and smoke.
Finish Rich, warming and long lasting. Dark chocolate melds with raisins, a touch of coffee, earthy notes and caramelised French oak.
Food Match Dry rubbed medium rare Scotch fillet, barbecued over flames beside roast sweet potato. Finish up with some dark chocolate.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.746456 del
>>746453
Nah, he's picking on my homeboy FluteNOOT.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.746457 del
>>746455
>Dry rubbed medium rare Scotch fillet, barbecued over flames beside roast sweet potato
300g please.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.746458 del
>>746457
that's 300g of steak, not 300g total, right?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.746459 del
>>746458
Yep.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.746460 del
>>746459
Cool. You bring the dark choggy


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.746461 del
>>746450
Probably. Carradine didn't make much of an effort.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.746462 del
SHORTEST STRAW


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.746463 del
>>746455
Absolute wank
Just poofter goon


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.746464 del
>>746384
cockheadnigger does not deserve a single mention


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.746465 del
goondaddy is my favourite because he banned nuro.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.746466 del
bbq sauce done
making minestrone
should i add pasta or chickpeas?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.746467 del
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>Modi strenuously attacked India’s worst problem—lack of sanitation—by having 110 million toilets hooked up in his first half decade in office.
I bet pajeet won't even poo in them


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.746468 del
>>746456
you done made davo disappear just like you did soyfree


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.746469 del
>>746466
Pasta


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.746470 del
>>746467
Your stomach hurts,
you need to poo,
but I won't let you near the loo,
begone from here,
young pajeet,
to the designated shitting street.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.746471 del
>>746466
chickpeas are healthier and more filling, better for neet weight loss


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.746472 del
>>746468
I'm still here.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.746473 del
having another glass of whisky


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.746474 del
>>746466
Add both.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.746475 del
>>746473
>>746392


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.746476 del
>>746471
A neet has already spoken, and his wishes I shall obey.

>>746469
Ok got some bowtie pasta in the pot


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.746477 del
>>746476
>bowtie pasta
Doesn't cook evenly. Stays hard in the middle. I am sorry NEET but I am going to have to thumbs down your pasta selection.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.746478 del
>>746467
Pajeet now ships their poo to the moon so no need for toilets.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.746479 del
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>>746478
big brained brahmins


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.746480 del
trying to learn more about the freemasons, wish nuro were here to be my yoda in this matter


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.746481 del
Can you hear the drums Weber? One day we shall meet. Until then I can only dream.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.746482 del
purchased a moofie ticket for tomorrow night


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.746483 del
>>746482
Which moofie?


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.746484 del
>>746483
A Haunting in Venice


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.746485 del
And as Motherbat sits there, cackling with malicious joy as I stuff your face with 36 dozen lamingtons.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.746486 del
>>746485
12 please.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.746487 del
>>746485
This sounds like a threat.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.746488 del
>In post-World War II Venice, Poirot, now retired and living in his own exile, reluctantly attends a seance. But when one of the guests is murdered, it is up to the former detective to once again uncover the killer.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.746490 del
Gaylard Crescent


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.746491 del
going to bed
night all


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.746492 del
>>746491
Good night.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.746494 del
brandi love wank tonight i reckon


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.746495 del
>>746255
Back.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.746496 del
>>746401
>I started a joke


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.746497 del
>>746480
Watch from the quarries YouTube


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.746498 del
Body clock is mong'd. Been up since midnight


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.746499 del
>>746498
morning mate


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.746500 del
>>746499
Morning.
What's going on


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.746501 del
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NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.746502 del
ok, today I'm finally gonna get on the travis bickle wagon and start exercising.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.746503 del
>>746502
good for you, bloke


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.746504 del
>>746502
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gB70EeSh1cw [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.746505 del
30 in Lizbef today


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.746506 del
>>746493
Pretty good PR stunt


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.746507 del
might visit teh woolies


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.746508 del
Also BinNEET failed me. It was a two bin day.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.746509 del
got some apple danishes and a quadruple dare for breakfast


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.746510 del
Good morning.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.746511 del
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When you hear there are R U OK? Day cupcakes in the lunch room


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.746512 del
>>746510
mording


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.746513 del
An American just sat down across from me wide eyed and innocent and asked me "what is a seppo?" I hope you’re all happy he's crying now


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.746514 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uQ681eG8qfQ [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.746515 del
>>746513
you're doing god's work


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.746516 del
>>746505
Fug, hot already.


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.746517 del
>>746507
might ask you to get me some chocolate


NEET 09/13/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.746518 del
Feel like big clayty


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.746519 del
Day time.
Garn be a big sweaty stinky itchy NEET today.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.746520 del
>>746519
Wedge in some chux.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.746521 del
>>746520
I still have half a roll.
There were bulk packs at Costco.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.746522 del
Listening to a rude old man and his gold digger gook, vile.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.746523 del
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Secured the Active Directory forest.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.746524 del
>>746522
Is it your Dad?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.746525 del
>>746511
A woke day, people who give a shit do so year round. Engage any virtue signaller on a woke day and they'll give you a business card then brag to everyone they know.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.746526 del
>>746523
You will never be able to hold it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.746527 del
>>746524
That stung a little


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.746528 del
>>746525
R U OK? 😂


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.746529 del
Desk whizzers have put out a big spread. Cunts didn’t even acknowledge me when I walked in, let alone ask if I was OK.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.746530 del
I know I should get the tasks I need to do out of the way before it gets too hot but it is much easier to just sit here and put them off.
I will pay for it later.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.746531 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6M-qsVS8zeU [Embed]
Wow, niggers have been in the British isles since time immemorial.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.746532 del
Might get on the goon.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.746533 del
>>746523
Well done.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.746534 del
Could go a big mmm hmm
If you know what I mean


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.746535 del
>>746529
Just eat and walk out.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.746536 del
>>746534
Greasy feed?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.746537 del
Chucked a sickie


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.746538 del
>>746537
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.746539 del
>>746528
7/10, well goaded


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.746540 del
>>746529
You would be justified at this point in eating the entire thing. Nobody could blame you after what you've been through this morning.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.746541 del
>>746509
Got a V, Cheetos and some liverwurst for lunch.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.746542 del
>>746540
They’ve all downed tools for about an hour now and are milking about the central kitchen area thing. Nobody has said to join them or said there was food to be shared or whatever. They started their suicide talk by acknowledging the boongs


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.746543 del
>>746537
Bossman Cruisey is going to be so angry with boong Cruisey


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.746544 del
>>746505
You kids grow up so fast.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.746545 del
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Things are getting awkward now, young gold digger gook has been left alone with bleached widdower gook.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.746546 del
>>746493
>3 fingers
One for pickin, one for lickin and one for stickin.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.746547 del
Hell God you there m8? I'm ready to come on up.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.746548 del
Where do you neets get your film torrents now?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.746549 del
>>746523
Burn it to the ground, allah ackbar!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.746550 del
>>746542
Think it would be better to avoid the entire thing.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.746551 del
>>746547
Margaret?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.746552 del
>>746548
limetorrents is the official supplier of womboflix materials


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.746553 del
>>746548
ebay


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.746554 del
>>746543
Haven't heard from teh Romanian in a few days.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.746555 del
Want to play HoI4 but I can't be bothered.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.746556 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.746557 del
>>746556
Love em.
Cant eat just one.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.746558 del
>>746556
Vile.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.746559 del
>>746557
Much different to tinned herring?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.746560 del
>>746514
Niggers Vs Wiggers


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.746561 del
>>746559
Niggers Vs Wiggers


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.746562 del
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when did you become a youtube addict neets?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.746563 del
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More than a sport


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.746564 del
Had the crispy s&p squid and a pint of great northern.
What a terrible beer.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.746565 del
>>746564
Specials Board?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.746566 del
>>746565
They dont have one here.
Very ladida establishment.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.746567 del
>>746563
The true Port Adelaide tradition.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.746568 del
>>746566
You are lucky they let you in.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.746569 del
>>746563
Run 3 laps.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.746570 del
home
farting up a shit storm


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.746571 del
>>746570
Disgusting.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.746572 del
>>746571
I can't help it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.746574 del
>>746573
A terrible use of money. Worse than smashed avo toast.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.746575 del
>>746574
Only if you pay those prices.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.746576 del
>>746574
but not as bad as the chinaman


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.746577 del
>>746562
I don't know how you can watch it. There is nothing to watch.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.746578 del
>>746576
Chinaman can give you enough for both.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.746579 del
FRM said my chinos are too loose.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.746580 del
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>>746579
Time to beef up.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.746581 del
>>746580
I'm not sure I agree with her. She gives good advice on colours but her opinions on fit and styling with men's clothing can be a bit off.
I'll get a photo of the dog/shoes tonight.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.746582 del
Downloading The Hills have Eyes (2006).


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.746583 del
>>746579
Listen to her.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.746584 del
Should I get my act together?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.746585 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.746586 del
>>746579
she wants to see your bumcheeks


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.746587 del
>>746583
What do I do with the chinos then?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.746588 del
>>746584
yes


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.746589 del
>>746585
Nice feed.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.746590 del
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>>746584
you're already perfect neet


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.746591 del
>>746563
Stick to the tennis


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.746592 del
>>746577
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lgp59NL_NW8 [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.746593 del
>>746590
Weber at R U OK? Day festivities


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.746594 del
Weber force choked me when I took the last party sausage roll once.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.746595 del
>>746594
you enjoyed it, you little tart


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.746596 del
Going to start on the grog.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.746597 del
Going to watch The Hills have Eyes (2006).


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.746598 del
>>746597
2 spooky 4 me


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.746599 del
>>746597
There's a friday the 13th next month, womboflix will be having a horror movie night. We need suggestions.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.746600 del
>>746599
Barbie


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.746601 del
>>746585
Chinkies


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.746602 del
fucken nip nong bong fong booked a teams meeting with me at 14.30 and then failed to show up


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.746603 del
>>746599
The grudge


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.746604 del
Running out of grog.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.746605 del
>>746599
>>746604


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.746606 del
>>746604
You should always keep some for emergencies.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.746607 del
Splurge time, just did my tax I'll get one dollar back.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.746608 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.746609 del
My arse has a presidential suite.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.746610 del
Bored.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.746611 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.746612 del
>>746610
watch a youtube


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.746613 del
>>746611
This wasn't funny the first half dozen times you posted it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.746614 del
>>746613
This is the second time I've posted it. So if I post it five more times, it will be funny?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.746615 del
>>746614
>This is the second time I've posted it
That's a lie.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.746616 del
>>746613
>half dozen
Seppo term.
You mean 'half a dozen'.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.746617 del
>>746615
I await your links, big boy.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.746618 del
>>746616
>Seppo term.
No it isn't. It's efficient use of the King's English. I bet your one of these idiots that says 'for free' instead of 'free'.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.746619 del
>>746616
>>746237


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.746620 del
>gaol


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.746621 del
>>746320
>poltard


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.746622 del
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>>746621


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.746623 del
>>746618
You should start omitting the letter u from some words to really be efficient!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.746624 del
>>746623
efficunt


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.746625 del
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>>746623


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.746626 del
>>746622
Do you just find any picture that's the slightest bit relevant?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.746627 del
>>746626
I'm not going to explain the poltard/pollard joke to (you).


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.746628 del
>>746627
That's not what I asked.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.746629 del
Pollard, more like Mallard!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.746630 del
The NEETs are clearly not 'OK'.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.746631 del
>>746630
>OK


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.746632 del
>>746629
hahaha such an /ausneets/ classic well bantered do you mind if i take a screenshot of this to look at later ?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.746633 del
Another big sleep in.
Can't stand listening to ztepmum piss and fart and meow to the cats while sitting on the torlet with the door open.
Another day likely to be wasted on youtube and smoking choof from midnight to sunrise.
Might get gooned


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.746634 del
>>746633
Is the footy on tonight?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.746635 del
>>746632
My favourite /ausneets/ moment was either the one where you pooed in a pan and cooked it or the time you took a photo of the tv and accidentally revealed the extent of your obesity.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.746636 del
>>746630
The return of nuro and the absence of Olive has been hard on the neets.
>>746631
He is being efficient!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.746637 del
>>746633
>sitting on the torlet with the door open
Go piss between her legs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.746638 del
>>746635
You seem rather upset at someone who isn't here.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.746639 del
>>746636
Nuro and IGA never left.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.746640 del
The photo of the toilet bed was probably the best. His brain couldn't even calculate the shame over its need for (You)'s


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.746641 del
The goblins are raiding my arse.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.746642 del
>>746638
>if I change my typing style, they won't know it is me.
>>746639
I think this is probably true. They are both obsessed, both with the board and with each other.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.746643 del
>>746640
kek, many fond memories. The one where he took a photo of his bike helmet and claimed he hadn't been wearing it was another good one.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.746644 del
>>746642
>>746642
Thanks for the (you)s.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.746645 del
I can control gravity, I'm just too lazy right now.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.746646 del
Is there a way to look at reddit without making an account?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.746647 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.746648 del
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It is SEETHING once again.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.746649 del
>>746646
have you tried browsing it?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.746650 del
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>>746649
Be reasonable, I doubt he's considered that.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.746651 del
>>746649
It says i need to make an account


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.746652 del
>>746646
Are you trying to look at an 18+ board or do you require an account for all of it?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.746653 del
>>746651
Nuh uh.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.746654 del
>>746651
Use a throwaway email and create one:
https://generator.email/
Unless you don't want to do so on principle.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.746655 del
>>746652
Its an 18+ reddit


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.746656 del
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>he's going to reddit for porn


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.746657 del
>>746651
are you just browsing the front page or something?
old.reddit.com/r/<subreddit name> should just work
if it's adult content you'll need to click the "I'm 18" button


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.746658 del
>>746647
Australia post often overestimates the time that will be needed.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.746659 del
>>746656
reddit.com/r/koorigonewild


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.746661 del
>>746658
it's aliexpress nigga


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.746662 del
Now it wont let me do it at all.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.746663 del
>>746660
not www.old you doofus


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.746664 del
You guys only pretend to know what you're on about.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.746665 del
i cook muesli bars


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.746666 del
>>746664
DO NOT QUESTION US


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.746667 del
>>746660
>>746663
old.reddit.com/r/AdelaideMassage/

Lets see.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.746668 del
>>746667
works for me
just see a bunch of threads created by cruisey or one of his mongs and no actual comments from anybody else


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.746669 del
>>746660
>/AdelaideMassage/
I'm not sure Possum would approve of that.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.746670 del
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Some new vinyl turned up.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.746671 del
Confront the horrors of your sins.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.746672 del
>>746670
Looks GAY


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.746673 del
>>746670
that's not the bear dance, you fag


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.746674 del
>>746673
You're a bear.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.746675 del
>>746666
Thanks boong wizzy.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.746676 del
>>746639
Absolute horse shit I left for the best part of a year. And the main shit that did all the spamming and doxxing and stalking has been here every fucking day because chicken shit dinner is a fucking retard.

What’s even worse is I just knocked off. Just got here and some schitzo has been here arguing with its self shitting the board all afternoon.

Complete mental illness. Imagine my shock.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.746677 del
>>746676
R U OK?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.746678 del
>>746670
Which neet is this?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.746679 del
>>746676
Mental illness the post on mental illness the board.
>>746678
Nuro.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.746680 del
>>746638
>>746676


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.746681 del
>some schitzo has been here arguing with its self shitting the board all afternoon
He doesn't realise there's only one poster on this board and he's always arguing with himself.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.746682 del
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>>746670
Impressive, Very Nice.

Been buying heaps of new DNB myself.
back to discord, trotters


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.746683 del
Nuro claiming to have caught up on missed posts is probably his biggest lie yet.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.746684 del
>>746680
>>746597


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.746685 del
>>746678
Just a no name neet.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.746686 del
>>746682
Nice reflection.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.746687 del
watching her again


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.746688 del
My grandmother plays the accordion.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.746689 del
Nice deflection.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.746690 del
>>746682
>discord


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.746691 del
might not go to that movie after all


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.746692 del
>>746687
PIPPA?!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.746693 del
>>746690
Kiddos aren't going to groom themselves.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.746694 del
>>746691
you better


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.746695 del
>>746682
Nice, I really need something better to put my amp and turntable on.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.746696 del
Going to play HoI4 as Germany.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.746697 del
>>746696
u r nerd


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.746698 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.746699 del
pulled my willy off


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.746700 del
>>746699
oh no!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.746701 del
>>746670
A very punchable face on that there lady-person.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.746702 del
>>746691
You'd be a fool to go on release day anyway.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.746704 del
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>>746687
#MeToo


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.746705 del
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>>746696
Excellent choice my neet


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.746706 del
>>746702
yeah it was only $15.50 anyway
I'm an idiot


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.746707 del
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This Saturday on womboflix - the era of woody allen films is finally upon us, with Love And Death (1975) - a 1975 American comedy film. It is a satire on Russian literature starring Allen and Diane Keaton as Boris and Sonja, Russians living during the Napoleonic Era who engage in mock-serious philosophical debates.

Then on Sunday, to balance out all the jewish karmic debt, we have The Last Boy Scout (1991), written by the same dude who wrote Lethal Weapon, directed by the guy who directed Top Gun, and starring a guy who recently got diagnosed with dementia. The film follows a washed-up private investigator who teams up with a scandalized football star to uncover a political conspiracy involving their former employers.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.746708 del
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>Labour passes a bill to build 6,000 new homes a year
>Brings in 500,000 new immigrants a year


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.746709 del
nurodivergent


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.746710 del
15 x 3 = ???


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.746711 del
>>746707
Hey WOMBO can you swap the days I won’t be around on Sunday but I am keen for a action moofie on Saturday night


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.746712 del
excited for mangoes


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.746713 del
>>746711
You WILL show up on Sunday.


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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.746715 del
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>>746682
>seppo date format


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.746716 del
>>746711
I suppose. Anyone object?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.746717 del
phone battery is expanding


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.746718 del
>>746713
Nope garn on a roadtrip Sunday / Monday and won’t be near internet and I was the one who requested the moofie.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.746719 del
>>746716
I do.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.746720 del
>>746718
>moofie


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.746721 del
>>746719
>>746716
Let me clarify tha. Does anyone have a non-retarded reason to object to the swap?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.746722 del
>>746718
why would you vote for something knowing you wouldn't be home?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.746723 del
>>746717
It's gonna pop like a pimple on a neets bottom.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.746724 del
>>746714
Handsome fellas


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.746725 del
>>746722
he didn't know what night we'd be showing it on, I just picked the order randomly


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.746726 del
>>746713
Based.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.746727 del
>>746714
Little bit of pussy lip and the hint of nipple. Hot!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.746728 del
>>746721
>>746722


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.746729 del
>>746715
He is an American so I suppose it makes sense.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.746730 del
Don't vote for a movie if there's a chance you won't be there, dipshit.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.746731 del
>>746677
No one asked me today.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.746732 del
>>746719
you never come to movie nights anyway


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.746733 del
>>746716
Probably won't be home on one day, but not sure which.
I won't watch Woody Allen. That needs some specific mood and/or curiosity. I don't have that. It might be good, I just can't get myself to it.
Anyway, I don't mind if filpped, because I've no idea when I'll be free.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.746734 del
>>746722
Because Bruce Willis action movies get shown on a Saturday night with take out and booze and Jewish intelectual movies get shown on a Sunday EXACTLY HOW IT WAS BACK ON SBS


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.746735 del
>>746732
I'm a regular.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.746736 del
>>746733
Thanks big fella.

It’s settled.


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>>746734
>Jewish intelectual movies


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.746738 del
>>746731
Me either. Only spoke to a receptionist on the way in and out of a place today. Come to think of it, that was the only person I've spoken to this week since leaving Motherbat on Monday.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.746739 del
>>746455
Did you taste the parsley?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.746740 del
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>tfw you never spent Sunday nights watching woody allen moofies on sbs with cruisey as a kid
The emotional scars of loneliness will never heal


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.746741 del
>>746738
Well said NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.746742 del
>>746740
>IKTF


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.746743 del
I forgot to feed my neopets!!!!!!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.746744 del
>>746743
J U S T


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.746745 del
>>746743
...for the past 15 years?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.746746 del
I am gonna stay up all night and get my life together


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.746747 del
>>746746
Sounds do-able.

You could always plan to start tomorrow.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.746748 del
>>746746
that's probably gonna take more than one night


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.746749 del
>>746748
>more than one night
He should start tomorrow so he has the whole day and night.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.746750 del
>>746730
Who?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.746751 del
>>746748
Two weeks.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.746752 del
>>746734
That kind of makes a bit of sense really


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.746753 del
>>746751
Trust the plan.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.746754 del
Might read fyodor dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment so I can get the jokes in the woody allen moofie


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.746755 del
>>746754
He should just put a laugh track in his movies so you know when to laugh.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.746756 del
Going to learn Chinese on Duolingo


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.746757 del
I spent over four hours cleaning the bedroom. Completely disassembled the computer. Cleaned the computer desk, Cleaned all the computer componenets. Put it all back together. Did the wardrobe. Did the carpets. Dusted everything, vacuumed. Washed the mattress protector, replaced the sheets, switched out the winter quilt for the summer one. New pillow.

Tired, exhausted. And now begins the process of it all getting dirty again. Is it worth it? Is any of it worth it? Have we been misled by these middle class values? Was there ever really anything wrong with living in filth?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.746759 del
>>746757
You did well NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.746760 del
>>746757
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.746761 del
>>746745
>...


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.746762 del
>>746587
Return them.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.746763 del
>>746585
Springies!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.746764 del
>>746584
Not before I get mine together. Don't you dare show me up.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.746765 del
>>746764
Tomorrow?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.746766 del
Ended up going to cinema. 3 mins until start and only one in here. Got a plastic cup of Barossa goon.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.746767 del
>>746599
Talk To Me


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.746768 del
>>746766
Barbie moofie?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.746769 del
>>746611
Stupid post.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.746770 del
Want a bun with a grilled sirloin, cut into strips with garlic prawns and a horseradish and pepper sauce on top and cream cheese paste on the bottom.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.746771 del
I'm glad none of you know how monstrously overweight I am.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.746772 del
>>746771
What size at BIGG?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.746773 del
>>746646
Use old.reddit you can browse any board or post without having an account.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.746774 del
>>746770
Make it two.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.746775 del
>>746757
Hamster in the wheel


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what sort of take away food goes well with a saturday night action movie neets?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.746777 del
>>746770
The surf and turf.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.746778 del
>>746776
Pizza and coke.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.746779 del
>>746769
You loved it!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.746780 del
In a bad mood. Very angry.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.746781 del
>>746776
Pizza.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.746782 del
>>746780
Going to go to the bottle-o to calm down.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.746783 del
>>746782
Keep away from all the mongs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.746784 del
>>746776
AB pack and a cheesecake


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.746785 del
>>746780
What has happened NEET?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.746786 del
>>746785
Sobriety.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.746787 del
>>746786
sudden sobriety? You need to ease into it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.746788 del
women make terrible youtube presenters


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.746789 del
>>746788
They are terrible at everything.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.746790 del
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Ok, given that a certain unnamed neet keeps voting for movies and not turning up to them, and we keep letting him vote, I guess we can accommodate nuro's request to swap nights so he can turn up to his movie. The Last Boy Scout (1991) will be on Saturday night, and woody allen's Love And Death (1975) will be on Sunday.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.746791 del
>>746790
As long as its on


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.746792 del
Weber refused to stand at a welcome to country ceremony once


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.746793 del
>>746792
Based.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.746794 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.746795 del
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I made a post to ausneets once without thanking the boongs first


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.746796 del
>>746795
Why the fuck did Aunty shoot the dinosaur? Was it being aggressive?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.746797 del
>>746527
FUCK. PRIDE.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.746798 del
>>746727
Almost threw up when I saw that meat flap.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.746799 del
>>746795
Bad neet.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.746801 del
>>746734
Didn't SBS always show soccer on a Saturday? And the erotic films were late Friday night iirc. Might've been the other way around actually.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.746803 del
>>746758
CANCER


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.746804 del
>>746801
>the erotic films
They always promised much more than they delivered. Used to sit there for an hour and a half with the volume down low and listening for footsteps in the hallway, all to see five seconds of tits.
How did we live like that? The dark ages.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.746805 del
Dotty NEETs don't understand the rules


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.746807 del
>>746805
>Dotty NEETs
You are out slandering again.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.746808 del
>>746806
That is Cruisey's type.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.746809 del
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>>746776


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.746810 del
>>746806
Long-suffering old Doggo in the background at the end. He's had enough of her shit.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.746811 del
NEETs have you noticed more security measures in the shops these days?
I am starting to feel like it is all becoming dystopian.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.746812 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCY79-LBV9c [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.746813 del
>>746809
I'd try them.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.746814 del
>>746811
Only go to Dans and the chemist so haven't noticed anything.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.746815 del
>>746806
Lol she couldn't even move the glasses around properly


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.746816 del
>>746812
>unlisted
Are you Scott?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.746817 del
>>746798
Why?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.746818 del
>>746783
There was a dog at the bottleo.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.746819 del
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>>746802


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.746820 del
>>746814
What do you eat? Jelly beans from the chemists and chips from Dan's?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.746821 del
>>746818
Farkin white dog cunts aye.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.746822 del
Reminiscing about the bike boongs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.746823 del
>>746822
The bikey boys scared Nuro so bad he never went to that part of town again. He was rama rama unna.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.746824 del
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>>746806


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.746825 del
>>746821
It was white. It was sitting in the back of a convertible. His hips were all fucked up and his posture was uncanny. I would've taken a photo but I didn't take my phone.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.746826 del
>>746825
>I didn't take my phone.
Good move, that's how they track you. Uncanny gang represent.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.746827 del
It was uncanny how this FAT NEET could fit in his car. Hint, I was wearing a seatbelt extender.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.746828 del
Uncanny Granny, dotty old thing eating her pickled onions and sao biscuits with tomato.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.746829 del
>>746826
I don't know how to articulate it but his facial expressions were very human. If I was a schizo or something I would swear it was a human in disguise.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.746830 del
>>746827
Weber has to replace the right 'vette tyres twice as often as the left ones.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.746831 del
A girl's voice is a large part of what makes her attractive.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.746832 del
>>746829
It could have been an animagus.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.746833 del
>>746813
I was at Coles earlier hoping to get a pack but there was none in sight. Got the 'outback bbq' flavour.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.746834 del
>>746831
She needs to play an instrument too. I cannot get an erection without hearing a brass band or woodwind quartet.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.746837 del
>>746833
>outback bbq
That's lizard cuz.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.746838 del
>tfw shamedinto using old reddit


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.746839 del
>>746834
What instrument a girl plays tells you a massive amount about her personality.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.746840 del
>>746838
Its what's good for you.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.746841 del
>>746827
Well extended.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.746842 del
>>746841
It's almost extended out the windscreen lol.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.746843 del
Mocha mudcake mandms were on special for $2


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.746844 del
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Imagine trying to trap some stealing methhead bogan behind this thing. It would be kicked to bits within seconds.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.746845 del
>>746843
>Mocha
RIP.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.746846 del
>>746838
Make sure you install Reddit Enhancement Suite browser extension.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.746848 del
Did that pedestrian on his phone actually have the right of way though?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.746849 del
>>746845
She had seen too much. She had to be disappeared.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.746850 del
You know you have been neglecting cleaning when all your shoes on your shoe rack need to be taken outside to be dusted.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.746851 del
>>746844
A dero got caught shoplifting at the munno para coles but pajeet let him go after he threatened to stab him over it. The whole shopping centre is awful, everyone is disgustingly fat, covered in tattoos, poorly dressed etc. Horrible creatures everywhere. I hate it. Even the staff have tattoos and piercings. It is sickening.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.746852 del
>>746820
breakfast of champions


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.746853 del
>>746849
Mocha got to see Olive's gussy.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.746854 del
Feel like jumping off the diet wagon. Calorie restriction makes me depressed and listless.
Need a big feed to perk me up. Year of acceptance I should never have tried to fight against it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.746855 del
>>746854
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.746856 del
hnnnnnnh grrrr nrrrr hrrrrrr!


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.746857 del
>>746817
Nip slips are one thing, but lip slips jsut don't do it for me.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.746858 del
>>746854
Have a big feed of mangoes.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.746859 del
>>746851
It is ugly and horrible but I feel more comfortable in places like that than the alternative. I feel less judged.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.746860 del
>>746851
Fine bussy.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.746861 del
>>746857
The gay meme on here is meant to be a joke.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.746862 del
*knock knock*


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.746863 del
>>746861
It's only gay if you think it's funny.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.746864 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.746865 del
>>746851
>everyone is disgustingly fat
I feel personally attacked. NoFun you got one compliment on your figure and now you are out of control.

And those chinos are way too baggy. They look like clown pants.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.746866 del
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successfully road the diet and exercise wagon today, now I just have to do it every day


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.746868 del
>>746866
>now I just have to do it every day
For the rest of your life. Should be easy NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.746869 del
>>746866
You did well.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.746870 del
I am back from the cimena


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.746871 del
>>746870
Did you get a choc top?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.746872 del
>>746871
No, I got a plastic cup of wine.
One other couple arrived after my last post, so there were 3 of us in the whole cimena.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.746873 del
>>746867
>Justice Mortimer


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.746874 del
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A complete set of cinema snacks should consist of some chips, popcorn, coke, a packet of jaffas and a choc top


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.746876 del
>>746873
the name alone should have been enough for the justice to excuse themselves from proceedings


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.746877 del
>>746874
only set you back $600 for a family of four


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.746879 del
>>746872
I hope they didn't interrupt your wank


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.746880 del
>>746877
Take food in with you.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.746881 del
>>746879
I dont think they appreciated me snorting when the token asian female got killed fifteen minutes into the film


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.746882 del
>>746870
Hope the movie was ok.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.746883 del
>>746837
Fine with me I've eaten goanna before.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.746884 del
>>746882
It was alright. Not great, but not terrible by any stretch. I didn't realise mental issues would be a theme. Those sort of films sometimes make me uncomfortable.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.746885 del
Motivation to gym is slipping.
Desire to choof rising.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.746886 del
>>746885
Just scored an Oscar


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.746887 del
>>746790
Thanks I look forward to it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.746888 del
>>746844
The look of JUST on that 'security gaurd's' face.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.746889 del
angas. destroyed.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.746890 del
I have been watching some Star Trek Voyager.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.746891 del
Multiple squirts in the last few hours. Need a chux.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.746892 del
>>746889
Angus, The Destroyer of Worlds.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.746893 del
>>746890
the episode where 6 of 9 rubs boobies with janeway?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.746894 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.746895 del
>>746894
noight


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.746896 del
Contemplating opening a third bottle.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.746897 del
>>746896
Save it for tomorrow. I will come over and make you a lasagne.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.746898 del
>>746896
I've basically had two alcohol free nights this week... Monday I had two stubbies of stdout in the afternoon and tonight I had just the one plastic cup of plonk.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.746899 del
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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.746900 del
>>746899
was that from the news article?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.746901 del
Listening to her again.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.746902 del
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>>746848


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.746903 del
internet is running badly.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.746904 del
>>746878
>lol lmao
One of those would've sufficed.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.746905 del
>>746880
rectally?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.746906 del
>>746884
You saw that haunting in Venice film right?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.746907 del
>>746906
yeah


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.746908 del
>>746894
Good night ASSHOLe.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.746909 del
>>746900
The rural articles are pretty comfy.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.746910 del
>>746907
Was it scary?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.746911 del
>>746910
couple of jump scares here and there, but for the most part n
basically cluedo with a couple of mentalists


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.746912 del
>>746874
I've always wondered why cinemas don't sell stuff like hot chips or other things you'd get from a local takeaway store.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.746913 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bhj7hunyVjw [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.746914 del
>>746912
probably because the smells would upset other people in the room with you


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.746915 del
although cinema popcorn is pretty stinky


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.746916 del
>>746912
the drive-in cinemas used to do hot chips and hotdogs and stuff


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.746917 del
Spilt wine on myself.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.746918 del
>>746916
>hot chips and hotdogs
Fuck, I could go for something like that right now.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.746919 del
>>746911
Doesn't sound like you enjoyed it much.

>>746914
Probably more to do with needing a cold room for storage, a kitchen for cooking and the costs of training staff/maintaining equipment plus all the insurance/red tape matters to go through. Surely they're not making a profit with only 3(three) people at a session.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.746920 del
>>746919
>Doesn't sound like you enjoyed it much.
It was quite alright. I was just trying to be objective with my answers. I don't regret the $15 ticket.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.746921 del
>>746919
>Surely they're not making a profit with only 3(three) people at a session.
I wouldn't have thought so. And today was the release day for that film. There were similar numbers of people at a couple of the other cinema doors, so maybe 10 paying customers for that 1.5-2 hour window.
They sell alcohol over the counter now, which they never did here apart from th at gold class thing. That might be an attempt to make more money.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.746922 del
that was also a 6pm showing on a thursday night
the 8.30pm showing might have gotten more, as would friday/saturday nights


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.746923 del
>>746913
Oof, Evgeny has really let himself go...


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.746924 del
>>746923
lol that's not evgeny, that's yefim
based exec https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFkAwFDZGHk [Embed]
there's a couple of porkers in the orchestra too
it's one of the best performances of the rach 3


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.746925 del
>>746923
>>746924
>Then Bronfman appears. Bronfman the brontosaur! Mr. Fortissimo. Enter Bronfman to play Prokofiev at such a pace and with such bravado as to knock my morbidity clear out of the ring. He is conspicuously massive through the upper torso, a force of nature camouflaged in a sweatshirt, somebody who has strolled into the Music Shed out of a circus where he is the strongman and who takes on the piano as a ridiculous challenge to the gargantuan strength he revels in. Yefim Bronfman looks less like the person who is going to play the piano than like the guy who should be moving it. I had never before seen anybody go at a piano like this sturdy little barrel of an unshaven Russian Jew.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.746926 del
>>746925
>When he's finished, I thought, they'll have to throw the thing out. He crushes it. He doesn't let that piano conceal a thing. Whatever's in there is going to come out, and come out with its hands in the air. And when it does, everything there out in the open, the last of the last pulsation, he himself gets up and goes, leaving behind him our redemption. With a jaunty wave, he is suddenly gone, and though he takes all his fire off with him like no less a force than Prometheus, our own lives now seem inextinguishable. Nobody is dying, nobody—not if Bronfman has anything to say about it.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.746927 del
wine opened


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.746929 del
Craving a beechworth bakery beesting.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.746930 del
lol the incident i mentioned yesterday finally made the news
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12517121/Postie-confronts-hoon.html


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.746932 del
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>>746862


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.746934 del
>>746848
Stop for a minute and think about what you're saying. You can't just plow into somebody because just because you think you have 'right of way'. cock


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.746935 del
>>746924
>lol
I was being facetious. Not familiar with this guy though. If he doen't play Schubert he can fuck right off back to the 'Russia'.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.746936 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-12/bee-swarm-wylie-bay-waste-facility-shut-down-esperance/102845414
>bees shut down Facility after hive is dumped in resident's recycling bin


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.746937 del
>>746935
I was going to write that his sister Clara wrote most of Schubert's better works, but that was Schumann.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.746938 del
>>746936
What a silly thing to do.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.746939 del
Looking at videos about life in Manilla.
Would be alright if I had a remote job, only 2 hours behind AEST.
The only problem is I've always thought flip chicks are pretty ugly. Skinny stocky jungle goblins. Not the smooth, well rounded angels of Thailand or Vietnam or Indonesia.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.746940 del
14 feels like 8


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.746941 del
>>746940
wrong, it's actually 10.7/9.2


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.746942 del
i need to go to bed if i'm to get up on time tomorrow
night


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.746943 del
>>746937
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yibf6QNjgGU [Embed]

Don't think Schubz ever composed original music.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.746944 del
>>746942
guden neight


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.746945 del
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>Shoemann


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.746946 del
>>746942
Good night


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.746947 del
Garn make a salad and cook some helen tits


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.746948 del
eating eggs


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.746949 del
test


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.746950 del
>>746949
you failed


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.746951 del
watching a comfy fishing youtube


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.746952 del
>>746950
I'm not in America... this is very weird. My smartphone remote (unified remote) has been down for a while and a lot of websites like the chans aren't loading. Gonna reset my modem/router. Wonder if some attack happened


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.746953 del
>>746952
Why are you telling me this?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.746954 del
Sometimes you catch more fish than slugs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.746955 del
I have crabs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.746956 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MisrxrFCwAg [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.746957 del
>>746939
iktfn. I think Japanese and Korean women are gorgeous but I am disgusted by those SEAmonkeys.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.746958 del
Not even a poor Flip would be desperate enough to date you.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.746959 del
>>746957
That's basic bitch anime taste, mate.
Jungle Asians can be very soft and gentle looking. Anything east of Borneo gets a bit too boong for me.
Might move to China


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.746960 del
>>746953
test


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.746961 del
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Ads for the chux wand.
'now anybody can help out'.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.746962 del
>>746905
I just walk in with it.
I always buy the tickets, then go shopping though so I can walk straight in.
Usually get a meme chips and a on special drink.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.746963 del
My paranoid alco neighbour is fucking around outside again.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.746964 del
>>746958
Ever stood on an m-16 and thought to yourself, "Geez, perhaps I done goofed"...


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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.746966 del
morning neetbros


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.746967 del
>>746966
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.746968 del
>>746961
Sparkling clean.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.746969 del
>>746933
Rub n Tug lady interview was good.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.746970 del
>>746898
Good work NEET.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.746971 del
Gained a kg. Woe.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.746972 del
>>746971
Poo time?


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>>746973
>Dogged by a low libido
>Dogged
Posts the same type of article every few days.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.746975 del
>>746971
That's fine, it's only poo weight.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.746976 del
>>746974
Is 'dogging' as popular here as it is in the UK?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.746977 del
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>>746975
He should poo


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.746978 del
>>746976
I have no clue. She's burning out like Nadia though. Hopefully not much longer to go.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.746979 del
>>746936
>honey cannot be recycled
Topkek, get fucked wagies.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.746980 del
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Going to see a live show


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.746981 del
>>746980
Seems to be enjoying himself.


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NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.746984 del
>>746981
He should be knocked down and arrested.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.746985 del
>>746983
oh god
sub-normal ukranians


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.746986 del
Need to go and do a thing


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.746988 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.746989 del
Thinking of getting some chocolate
>>746988
good morning


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.746990 del
>>746989
Get me that coconut chocolate block I asked for please.


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.746991 del
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>>746990
whittakers?


NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.746992 del
>>746991
I would accept that but I really want the Aldi one.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.746993 del
>>746988
>>746989
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.746994 del
>>746767
sound interesting


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.746995 del
If a 25 yo korean fingers your bumhole without consent, is that rape?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.746996 del
>>746995
Tell us what happened NEET.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.746997 del
>>746995
It's complicated. Depends on the number of fingers used and whether he's wearing any gloves, rings, or spikes.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.746998 del
Stuck in fap/sleep/fap cycle


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.746999 del
>>746995
Hot!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.747000 del
>>746998
Hot!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.747001 del
My feet are cold but my back is too sore for me to be able to bend over to put socks on.
This is my punishment for doing all that cleaning yesterday. I should have just kept living in filth.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.747002 del
I thought I was doing the right thing by breaking out a fresh new pillow and flipping the mattress around so I could sleep in a less saggy spot.
All it has done is cause me lower back agony. I was comfortable living the way I was.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.747003 del
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Bad home area.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.747004 del
>>746998
Set yourself some goals for tomorrow and get cracking.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.747005 del
>>746986
A good thing I hope.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.747006 del
>>747001
Stick them in a bucket of warm water.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.747007 del
Fucking flies are everywhere outside


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.747008 del
>>747003
I want you to add a nice tasteful /ausneets/ to that


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.747009 del
next thread will be a bad thread


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.747010 del
>>747009
they're all bad threads m8


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.747011 del
when is barra season?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.747012 del
>>747007
Get a can of fly spray and spray them.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.747013 del
>>747010
no


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.747014 del
boiled mince for dinner tonight


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.747015 del
>>747014
Are you the Romanian or something?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.747016 del
>>747011
November.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.747017 del
>>747011
Check the specials board.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.747018 del
>>747016
excited?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.747019 del
>>747014
You are not.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.747020 del
>>747017
poorly bantered


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.747021 del
>>747018
No.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.747022 del
>>747019
oh


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.747023 del
Need a SEA sex slave/body servant to put my socks on for me.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.747024 del
>>747023
Do you have NDIS funding?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.747025 del
weber?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.747026 del
>>747020
I laughed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.747027 del
Total fly death.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.747028 del
Got in the shower, fapped in the shower, might fall asleep


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.747029 del
Day 5 of brushing my teeth completed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.747030 del
https://www.bcf.com.au/p/ugly-stik-pink-spinning-rod/M604421.html?cgid=BCF0305
Is the stats for this rod good enough to catch barra?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.747031 del
You can tell which boomers are British because they use mortien outside. Law of kew


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.747032 del
>>747031
>mortien


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.747033 del
>>747028
>>747029
Well done.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.747034 del
Horrified by the idea of neets not brushing their teefs.


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>>747007
it's the spiders inside that worry me


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.747036 del
If you can't claim full British ancestry then you shouldn't be considered Australian.


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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.747038 del
You basically never see a female on a bicycle. Young or old. They are 99% of the time men and boys.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.747039 del
Detergent Jones and the Case of the out of season Barra.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.747040 del
I miss Sperg.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.747041 del
>>747040
He was a sperg.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.747042 del
PVP ERP /ausneets/ server is just Weber raping my bum hole. 10/10, would recommend


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.747043 del
>>747031
That reminds me that I need to go out and spray my letterbox. It is full of cobwebs. Something's in there.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.747044 del
>>747041
well bantered


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.747045 del
>>747040
We are all that's left, once we're gone history will forget us.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.747046 del
Weber made me do a bone marrow transplant then threw it out.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.747047 del
she doesn't like onions


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>>747043
Be careful you never know what's been living in there.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.747049 del
What's the best brand of shoelace?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.747051 del
I almost stepped on a possum the other night on the footpath. Do they have any dangerous diseases if they bite you?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.747052 del
>>747051
yeah


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.747053 del
>>747051
They are clean and beautiful creatures.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.747054 del
Jazz Jackrabbit


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.747055 del
Just farted several times within a minute, I didn't want to have to wipe my arse again.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.747056 del
>>747055
your efficiency is an inspiration to us all


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.747057 del
>>747055
The wind is with you.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.747058 del
elemental fart attack apocalypse


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.747059 del
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Come on neets, a few more posts before we finish the thread, you can do it.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.747060 del
>>747038
You must live in a bad home area.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.747061 del
>>747005
Saving mong herders from themselves and the big bad interwebs


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.747062 del
>>747049
Paracord.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.747063 del
>>747037
he doesn’t leave though


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.747064 del
>>747025
What?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.747065 del
had a nap on the cum chair


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.747066 del
>>747065
Sounds Vile.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.747067 del
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ALL RIGHT NEETS, IT'S CHOPPAH TIME! RUN FOR IT!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.747069 del
>>747067
I can't make it, save yourselves.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.747070 del
how many executives will we lose this summer?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.747072 del
>>747070
They will cover themselves with the bodies of skellies to keep cool.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.747073 del
Do You Know the Way to San Jose?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.747074 del
>>746603
2020 or 2004 movie?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.747076 del
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COME ON FINISH THE THREAD


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.747077 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.747078 del
Goodbye thread.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.747079 del
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THREE


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.747080 del
TWO

NEW:
>>746987
>>746987
>>746987
>>746987
Edited last time by imissfather on 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:40.


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