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NEET General #733 - You talkin' to me? Edition NEET 09/14/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No. 746987
Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?
Old Thread: >>746060


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.747068 del
>>746987
Sometimes the most important conversations are the ones we have with ourselves.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.747071 del
Terrible thread. Terrible Pepe.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.747075 del
I just keep farting!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.747081 del
Have neets ever played any rogulikes? Which ones?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.747082 del
I tried talking Weber into running over my legs once.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.747083 del
>>747082
if you get them broken you can have them extended as they heal and get taller


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.747084 del
>>747075
It's escaping from you.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.747085 del
Weber needs a nippon bumfingerer


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.747086 del
>>747085
gonna need more than one finger


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.747087 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.747088 del
>>747086
Two pronged chux wand wench


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.747089 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.747090 del
missed breakfast and lunch


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.747091 del
Back pain has got me making cartoon duck noises every time I move.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.747092 del
>>747090
It is not too late for lunch.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.747093 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.747094 del
>>747091
vocaroo plz


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.747095 del
I am visual pollution at the local shops.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.747096 del
>>747090
You'll have to eat them with dinner then.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.747097 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.747098 del
>>747091
You need a back rub.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.747099 del
>>747096
I ended up nuking one of those 'on the menu' chicken rolls. Very underwhelming.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.747100 del
>>747098
How much do you charge? What extras do you do?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.747101 del
>>747095
This is how I feel most of the time. A horrendous piece of shit that is offensive to look at and seemingly invisible at the same time.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.747102 del
>>747100
If you have to ask you can't afford it.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.747103 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/aussie-cricket-great-stuart-macgill-charged-over-300k-cocaine-plot/news-story/8fb423b36e20bf72ea2fa4362e6d7143
pretty sure this is another case the neets solved on day one and then the cops took a couple of years to catch on


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.747104 del
>>746973
Mongrel cuntheaded whore!

>>746971
Don't sniff it all at once.

>>747007
Horny little bastards.

>>747021
Kek

>>747034
Unbrushed teef is a horrible feel.

>>747030
It might get you a few derogatory slurs.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.747105 del
>>747099
That product sounds terrible I would not have even given it a go.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.747106 del
>>747103
Yeah something was a bit suss about it all. Pretty dumb to get the pigs involved in your life if you have crimes to hide. Some of these criminals are arrogant and presume they can lie and manipulate their way through. The police are stupid but not that stupid.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.747107 del
>>747106
>Some of these criminals are arrogant and presume they can lie and manipulate their way through
Especially media and sports star types.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.747108 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.747109 del
>>747108
Based.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.747110 del
>>747108
good afternoon nuro


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.747112 del
>>747111
Well image bantered. Well memed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.747113 del
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Think I might do something crazy and have an extra cup of tea


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.747114 del
lol the oldies over the road just caused another Pajeet taxi driver to sperg out. It was one in a turban this time.
I think the conflicts arise because the oldies get anal and demanding about where their walkers get put. The old girl like to bark orders like she's talking to a servant.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.747115 del
>>747113
Chamomile?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.747116 del
>>747108
Looks like a lot of UV. I hope you wear sunscreen nuro.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.747117 del
>>747115
green, I don't drink chamomile unless it's night time


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.747118 del
>>747111
But shadows are going the other way ?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.747119 del
>>747117
>green
Is meant to be good for your health.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.747120 del
Severely depressed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.747121 del
>>747119
slime is green and that is bad
what do


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.747122 del
>>747120
that feel when?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.747123 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.747124 del
>>747116
I don’t wear sunscreen it’s dangerous. It makes your grips slippery.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.747125 del
The obesity will get piggy before the skin cancer.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.747126 del
might get some alcohol

>>747123
this is fucking disgusting


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.747127 del
>>747120
You need a cup of tea.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.747128 del
>>747124
>It makes your grips slippery.
surely you'd have riding glubs


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.747129 del
>>747127
I have some chamomile tea. Considering that or some wine.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.747130 del
>>747126
Is this you: >>746798


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.747131 del
What is slightly nicer than goon but still cheap? Cheap bottled wine I'm guessing?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.747132 del
>>747131
Pink moscato.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.747133 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.747134 del
>>747131
Nuro is currently drinking Jacob’s Creek Chardonnay Pinot Noir. Tastes like expensive champagne. $7.50 / bottle in any six with Dans Membership card.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.747135 del
pee knot noyer


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.747136 del
>>747131
Standard/dollar ratio?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.747137 del
Cartoon duck noises coming from Cruisey's booth at the rub and tug.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.747138 del
got some rum and a wine


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.747139 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.747140 del
>>747138
Make some rum balls and a wine trifle.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.747141 del
>>747139
Good gif selection.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.747142 del
Fed a swamp chicken, many Chinese tourists came to watch, then the stupid swamp chicken bit my hand and the Chinese tourists panicked.

I tried to explain that the bird was totally brainless rather than aggressive but they didn't get it.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.747143 del
>>747142
They would have put it in the hot pot.


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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.747145 del
>>747144
Before and after the tug.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.747146 del
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punk


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.747147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MCxMBmKG-SE [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.747148 del
Think I might go for a little cruise, you neets want anything while I'm out?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.747149 del
>>747148
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.747150 del
>>747148
Get me that coconut chocolate from Aldi please.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.747151 del
>>747143
They find the relationship Australians have with animals bizarre, they see living with animals as a kind of barbarian behaviour.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.747152 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.747153 del
>>747114
>like she's talking to a servant.
Sir is.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.747154 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.747155 del
>>747102
heh heh heh


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.747156 del
>>747145
Bantered well


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.747157 del
>>747115
Calamine


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.747159 del
>>747123
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.747160 del
>>747158
Tintin and the sex offenders register


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.747161 del
>>747130
That was me, can I help you?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.747162 del
having another rumb


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.747164 del
>>747163
Did you get that meme from Mummybot's facebook?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.747165 del
>>747164
I got it from Facebook, yes. Motherbat doesn't have a facebook.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.747166 del
as a bit of a mong, Cruisey should have one of his minions deliver me food when I want it


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.747167 del
>>747166
Remember when he installed Possum's new letterbox crooked?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.747168 del
Great performance by Van Morrison here where he starts going off at the end.
Real alt universe Cruisey vibes.

https://youtu.be/44wDwMQVqCc?t=229


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.747169 del
Jim Morrison and the Doors
Van Morrison and the Windows


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.747170 del
I like the way you tards had a countdown at the end of the previous thread but couldn't be bothered linking to the new thread which had already been created.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.747171 del
>>747170
The NEET who calls for the chopper sometime hastens the end of a thread where there isn't even a new one created yet.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.747172 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.747173 del
>>747167
I create work.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.747174 del
>>747168
He is one of my greatest influences.
Where he starts grunting in Ancient Highways is as close to God as Ive ever been


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.747175 del
Did that Moldovan get alcohol poisoning?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.747176 del
>>747175
Something happened to him.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.747177 del
>>747176
He's in a better place now.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.747178 del
He was a good cruisey, and we cant have that.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.747179 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.747180 del
>>747178
What did you have for dinner?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.747181 del
Oh, it's to early.
*What are you gonna have?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.747182 del
>>747181
It's never too early for first dinner.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.747183 del
>>747180
Veggie straws and tendie sushi.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.747184 del
OOH YEAH


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.747185 del
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>>747183
Like this?
What's a tendie sushi? Sushi from chicken tendies ei. raw chicken?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.747186 del
>>747185
>Sensible portions
One bag?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.747187 del
>>747185
Imagine sneaking these into a cinema. Your date would be ashamed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.747188 del
>>747186
Is the recommended serving size.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.747189 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.747190 del
>>747189
Explain this image. Now.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.747191 del
>>747189
I think that is the most interesting dinner I have seen.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.747192 del
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>>747187
>Your date


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.747193 del
>>747189
Looks good, chef.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.747194 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.747195 del
>>747193
What did you have for breakfast, Big Fella?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.747197 del
>>747196
So this is appropriate, but you do a little blackface and everybody shits the bed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.747198 del
>>747194
Typo. Wanted to write ie.

>>747195
Ham and eggs. Scrambled.
Trivia: we use the English name for this dish. Albeit some might write it as hemendex.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.747199 del
>>747198
>hemendex
literally "ham and eggs"?
do you get a choice of egg preparation if you order this in a cafe?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.747200 del
>>747199
Yes literally "ham and eggs".
I dunno, never ordered this anywhere. I know they often fry scrambled eggs into one piece, like a pancake. And sometimes they place some decoration veggies on top and/or next to it (some greens and tomater).


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.747201 del
What's a good Van Morrison song for someone who's never listend to them before?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.747202 del
>>747201
that c'mon babby light my fire one


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.747203 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mbj1RFaoyLk [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.747204 del
>>747201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KQaOghBVOKg [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.747205 del
>>747122
no barbara palvin gf


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.747206 del
>>747201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9J96f4cDk [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pN06X_IEIVA [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UUWkr4FUlo [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTCrVydBAqo [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.747207 del
>>747197
Thanks for watching


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.747208 del
>>747207
Anytime, fren.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.747209 del
Next pay is gonna be a cracka with an almost 60-dollar increase to Jobseekeravoider AND the monthly 'telephone allowance' which also rose a few dollarydoos.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.747210 del
Out of bed at 5pm. All nighter coming up.
Lots of job applications to do for cenno. Woe.
Bring on the choof


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.747211 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jS-jSTVt670 [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.747212 del
>>747210
You are not improving.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.747213 del
>>747209
Put some aside. You need to be saving toward getting your independence back.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.747214 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eTdFCquV57k [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.747215 del
>>747210
Then wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.747216 del
>>747210
I hope your Mummybot buys you a sleeping bag from Big W and dumps you in the park, you bum.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.747217 del
>>747215
Yep. Back on my grind, ready for action. 2023 will be my year


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.747218 del
>>747217
>2023 will be my year
Banner worthy.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.747219 del
>>747217
>2023 will be my year
Probably best to wait for 2024 now. Start fresh January 1st.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.747220 del
Pajeet got me, my woolies order was delivered at 3.15, never got it don't know where he delivered it to but it wasn't my place.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.747221 del
Engine blew up, going to have to fabricate parts tomorrow. Some hillbilly engineering is afoot


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.747222 del
>>747220
Pajeet is feasting as well speak


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.747223 del
>>747214
Two rooms clean, no progress on third room


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.747224 del
>>747220
One of your neighbours probably got some free groceries.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.747225 del
>>747221
>Engine blew up,
The car engine?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.747226 del
>>747220
Fug. Have you contacted Woolies?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.747227 del
>>747221
What actually blew up? You aren't 'hillbilly engineering' new heads, pistons, crankshaft, or block.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.747228 del
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>>747101
It's what's on the inside that matters NEET!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.747229 del
Are those rollmops in the tinned tuna aisle?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.747230 del
>>747221
Did steam come out?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.747231 del
I wonder what bike he will get.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.747232 del
>>747229
fridge


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.747233 del
>>747113
I think I'll do that today.

>>747205
She's got old. She still looks good. I did not care much about her looks at first but she was posted on krautchan so much she grew on me.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.747234 del
>>747232
Near the prepackaged ham?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.747235 del
>>747234
yeah somewhere between that and the cheese


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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.747238 del
>>747221
you need a master machinist like nuro


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.747239 del
>>747232
Thanks, saved me a few minutes of walking.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.747240 del
>>747238
Nuro has clever, elegant fingers that can make quick work out of any engineering or fabrication problem.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.747241 del
I hate being me.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.747242 del
>>747240
Plus he can sell him a bike if fails.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.747243 del
>>747241
Who are you NEET?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.747245 del
overate again, slipping into a food coma, when will I ever learn?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.747246 del
>>747245
What did you eat?

>when will I ever learn?
When the rest of us do. (never).


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.747247 del
>>747185
Airfried tendies in vinegary rice rolls with avo and cucumber and egg and Kewpie on top, and some wasabi, dipped in soy sauce.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.747248 del
Illegal thread in the catalog.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.747249 del
>>747247
That sounds okay if you like that sort of thing.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.747250 del
>>747201
>them
Well memed


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.747251 del
>>747217
lol, you don't even know what year it is


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.747252 del
>>747221
Zip ties and duct tape


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.747253 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.747254 del
>>747233
>She's got old
Many such cases...


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.747255 del
>>747225
I've only got one engine so I use it for everything
>>747227
The whole thing disassembled itself like optimus sub-prime and the flying bullshit bent a piston and the carby is fucked, though that's probably unrelated. Got a massive welt on my arm where a broken belt slapped me.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.747256 del
>>747230
Many pieces of metal came flying out


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.747257 del
>>747252
4 gauge iron wire and mig


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.747258 del
>>747255
this is your opportunity to become more low tech. Your goal should be to live without electricity at all.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.747259 del
>>747251
Well bantered.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.747260 del
sounds like bullshit to me


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.747261 del
>>747257
Superglue and bicarbonate of soda


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.747262 del
>>747255
What type of bike are you going acquire?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.747263 del
>>747258
A donkey would just kick me, shit never changes


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.747264 del
>>747262
I'll see what's on offer at the bad home bazaar


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.747265 del
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Tomorrow on womboflix we have the action comedy The Last Boy Scout(1991) starring Bruce Willis and some black dude. Then on Sunday we have the /cruisey/ approved film, Love And Death (1976) starring Woody Allen and whatever shiksa he was banging at the time.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.747266 del
What was that website with all the violence?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.747267 del
>>747265
BLOODY FOGGIN MUDDERCHODS

I SHALL RAPE YOU IN THE MAN VAJEEN
MY MALABAR COAST KOBRA ENTERING INTO U R POOPER TO BRING REDEMPTION TO ALL OF BENGALURU FOR ALL THE SINS AND INEQUITIES YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST MINE

I SHALL SHIT IN PIT
AND CRAP IN WRAP

TO AVENGE ALL THE HOLY TOILET WITCH OF SHIVA

HONEST TO YOU SIRS, YOU SHALL NOT BE REDEEMED

YOU HAVE INFLICTED A TERRIBLE CURSE ON YOUR BAGS OF FINANCES. YOU. WILL. NOT. BE. REDEEMED. HONEST TO GOD SIRS


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.747268 del
>>747265
Looking forward to it. Just bought a pack of ciggies. Will be smoking whenever Bruce Willis does in the Moofie.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.747269 del
Woe. Fried another speaker cone when I was drunk and listening to records the other night.

Trip to jay at is in order.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.747270 del
Scored an ounce for 269. Smells amazing Would post pictures here but the shithead (we all know his name) would save it and report it to the cops.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.747271 del
>>747270
Bitch bastard. I fart on your mom.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.747272 del
Its lawn clippings.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.747273 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.747274 del
Weber didn't visit Jaycar for a fortnight so they laid somebody off.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.747275 del
Can you hear the drums Nuro?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.747276 del
>>>747274
Whenever Weber goes to Jaycar he notices the stock that’s out of place and arranges it correctly for them.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.747277 del
Fernando by ABBA. Great song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4 [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.747278 del
>>747275
Can’t hear shit. I am high as fuck and watching Barbie 2160.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.747279 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.747280 del
>>747276
Weber once noticed a single 220ohm 1% resistor mixed up in a tray of five thousand 2200ohm 1% resistors and beat the clerk severely.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.747281 del
Carn Bluebaggers


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.747282 del
>>747278
>Barbie 2160
Is this the sequel, like Blade Runner 2049?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.747283 del
>>747273
Forbidden steamer.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.747284 del
>>747279
He whizzes through time.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.747285 del
>>747280
Weber noticed some tantalum capacitors in with the electrolytics and called the head office on his car phone in 1995.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.747286 del
First this crazy chair bitch, now some drunk Vietnamese guy. I thought he was here to take the car but no he's here on an unrelated bad home adventure.
Bad home area night


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.747287 del
When will Olive be back?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.747288 del
>>747287
I miss that fella too.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.747289 del
>>747288
She was too good for this board.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.747290 del
>>747287
She is not going to upload again until Istanbul is returned to it's original name of Constantinople


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.747291 del
POndering going bws but there is nothing yo buy anymore lol.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.747292 del
is wikipedia broken or doing some black out shite at the moment?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.747293 del
>>747292
works fine for me


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.747294 del
Weber physically assaulted the staff when they ran out of the 5mm yellow and green striped heat shrink once.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.747295 del
>>747292
Works fine for me, my sweet little noot.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.747296 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.747297 del
>>747294
>physically
Sexually.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.747298 del
>>747293
>>747295
Even the article for Constantinople?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.747299 del
>>747291
You bought and drank all their stock? You have truly completed the level, time to move onto the next one.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.747300 del
>>747294
This is a lie. Weber refuses to insulate anything, let alone earth it.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.747301 del
>>747299
Monk's apprentice.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.747302 del
>>747294
Based.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.747303 del
>>747298
It's called instanbul now you white supremicist neo nazi hillbilly


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.747304 del
>>747303
You say that like it's a bad thing.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.747305 del
>>747300
Weber used green and yellow wire for active mains wiring once.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.747306 del
>>747300
he likes to raw dog his wiring


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.747307 del
>>747306
He believes a Darwinian approach to electronics will produce a better class of bleep bloop nerd.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.747308 del
>>747300
Had a pal who plugged his pc into an extension cord without earth. One got shocked when touched the frame of the chassis.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.747309 del
>>747308
Shocking.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.747310 del
Probably the wiring in their house lacked ground anyway.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.747311 del
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Purchased a matching Fila tracksuit (6XL top + 3XL bottom) for that fresh Hitler rizz coming into Summer.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.747312 del
>>747311
>6XL top + 3XL bottom
Seagull build.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.747313 del
Thinking with my dick again.
I asked her how much and what else she does and she grabbed my dick like a microphone and said '$150 anything you want?', I said 'anything?' and she said 'anything'.
Realised afterwards that is pretty much the same dialogue as in full metal jacket.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.747314 del
>>747308
Fug.
We have strict standards on the stuff that can be sold here, but occasionally shit sneaks through from China where they have swapped the active and neutral wires or done something equally dodgy.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.747315 del
>>747312
Steven Seagull


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.747316 del
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>>747311
you look very stylish neet


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.747317 del
>>747314
Well, it's called alternating current for a reason.
We call em "phase" and "null" wires.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.747318 del
>>747313
next time record a vocaroo for us


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.747319 del
>>747313
What did you do with her?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.747320 del
>>747313
>anything
Hauling concrete for foundation.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.747321 del
>>747308
Imagine my shock


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.747322 del
>>747313
Hot!
I need to know more about the fingering part.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.747323 del
>>747317
Depends on what you're dealing with, but the results of swapping the two can be nothing at all, death, or something in between..
Neutral grounded chassis becomes live.
Ground-fault detection circuits might stop working.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.747324 del
>>747320
heh
put her to work


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.747325 del
>>747313
>she grabbed my dick like a microphone
what song did she sing?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.747326 del
>>747316
Thanks, Holmes.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.747327 del
>>747313
Just spend the 150 dollars at Jaycar.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.747328 del
>>747325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cYqSgWFgGxM [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.747329 del
>>747325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.747330 del
Lasted about 13:33 into the barbie movie.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.747331 del
>>747327
Smart.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.747332 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.747333 del
>>747332
it needs his prayer/anal beads


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.747334 del
>>747330
good movie?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.747335 del
>>747311
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.747336 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.747337 del
>>747336
Important torrent?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.747338 del
flutenoot still hasn't posted his wog tappers or his cargo pants


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.747339 del
What's the plan tonight?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.747340 del
>>747339
Dance party on here.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.747341 del
>>747340
Bellies like lava lamps


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.747342 del
>>747339
might work on my les grossman dance routine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=srH94OR1TbU [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.747344 del
sugar steak for dinner


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.747345 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.747346 del
>>747330
It was all too much for you. Seeing Margot smile while remembering how long it has been since any woman has smiled at you.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.747347 del
>>747346
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he'd had enough of the misandry at the 13 minute mark.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.747348 del
I should have purchased some crisps when I purchased the booze this arvo.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.747349 del
>>747348
>crisps
They are expensive these days.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.747350 del
>>747339
Watching my multi which is falling apart in the second half.
Eating some of that fancy popcorn. Got some cobani flips on special and then I'll have some chicken and rice for proper din dins.
Choofed wanks will commence from about 11:30 and continue throughout the night as intermissions to the moofie '13 hours' and some youtube travel vlogs.
Might gym, listening to Pantera in the car got me hyped up and feeling extra anti-social and unapologetic.
About to have a caffine squirt


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.747351 del
>>747350
It's spraying out of you.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.747352 del
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>>747321
Imagine my shock.

>>747324


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.747353 del
>>747350
>Eating some of that fancy popcorn.
the caramelized variety?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.747354 del
Still waiting for the rest of that rub and tug story. What did "anything" entail?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.747355 del
>>747349
This is true, but they are still cheaper than a can or two of beverage.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.747356 del
9 days vegetarian now since the lamb incident. I think I will keep going.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.747357 del
>>747352
Maneuvering a wheelbarrow-full of sea-ment aint easy.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.747358 del
Have to get up early for markets, gn.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.747359 del
>>747353
Yeah

>>747354
Mong anal


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.747360 del
>>747354
>IKTF
We didn't even find out what happened with the finger.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.747361 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.747362 del
>>747346
nuro once said it had been more than a decade since a woman smiled at him. That sounds truly fucking awful.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.747363 del
Remember that other board where tiffin used to sign out with "goodnight, white" lmao


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.747364 del
>>747354
Was something about microphone, so must have involved singing.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.747365 del
>>747363
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.747366 del
>>747359
>Yeah
noice


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.747367 del
>>747358
good night
good luck tomorrow


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.747368 del
Might have a glass of whisky before bed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.747369 del
>>747358
Night, fella.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.747370 del
>>747359
>Mong anal
She pegged him.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.747371 del
>>747368
A nightcap.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.747372 del
>>747371
more of a nightbuckethat


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.747373 del
>>747362
Terrible snd Narky post.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.747374 del
We have created a lot of strange language about gooning


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.747375 del
>>747362
>That sounds truly fucking awful.
It's more common than you think.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.747376 del
>>747374
i'm spreakin de engrish u rude cnt


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.747377 del
Worse than not being smiled at is not knowing how to smile back


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.747378 del
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Really over did it with dergs tonight….


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.747379 del
>look at my codeine tablets!!!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.747380 del
>>747378
Cringe post. Go back to discord.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.747381 del
>>747378
Bad post, NEET. Please try to do better.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.747382 del
Going to go get some sparkling pink moscato.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.747383 del
>>747382
Be careful out there, NEET.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.747384 del
Is it nuro that posted that? What is the white powder?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.747385 del
>>747381
How in the fuck does Monk always get a free pass ?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.747386 del
>>747383
Thank you neet, I will. I don't have to go far though.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.747387 del
>>747384
That looks like a nightclub funny or the Cass


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.747388 del
>>747385
Monk has posted drugs precisely once, IIRC.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.747389 del
>>747387
> funny
there's nothing funny about it


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.747390 del
Grindr chemsex hookup I reckon.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.747391 del
>>747387
Thats his kitchen bench aka computer workstation


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.747392 del
Good game of footy.
I was going for the blues but now I find myself preferring the Demons.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.747393 del
>>747391
It’s clearly 30year moldy linoleum in a trailer park demountable


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.747394 del
>>747385
You've been posting here for years now and still haven't realised that people don't like you.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.747395 del
>>747394
Nice one Grifter. 👍


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.747396 del
>>747395
>Grifter.
What did he mean by this?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.747397 del
Need Oliver for more disposals


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.747398 del
>>747397
He has been quiet tonight.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.747399 del
>>747396
Don’t quote me but usually grifters seek to profit from other peoples hardships.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.747400 del
>>747399
How does it apply in this context?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.747401 del
>>747390
An after party for last night.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.747402 del
Is there someone profiting off our board?
Are my memes and screenshotted banter posts being sold?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.747403 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.747404 del
Back onto the HoI4.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.747405 del
>>747404
Hol5 was better.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.747406 del
>>747402
Ask Cruiseys Handler.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.747407 del
>>747406
>Cruiseys Handler.
For $150 she does anything.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.747408 del
>>747404
I might spend all night playing it, now that you mention it
That or cities skylines


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.747409 del
>>747405
HOI2 had the best theme music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sHsOasp0LAo [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.747410 del
Heart of Oak are our posts, jolly Tars are our NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.747411 del
Exciting finish to the footy.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.747412 del
>>747410
R U OK ???


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.747413 del
What a finish! Let's fucking go!!!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.747414 del
fucken rigged


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.747415 del
alright neets, I'm going to have to love you and leave you
got a few things to do in the mording


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.747416 del
>>747415
Good night


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.747417 del
Good on the blues.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.747418 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.747419 del
>>746987
Thanks, o7


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.747420 del
TGIF! Have a blessed weekend Neets, o7


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.747421 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.747422 del
Is o7 Donald Trump himself


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.747423 del
>>747422
Faaaarrkkk it could be.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.747424 del
Was donnie actually posting here before? I've always said there are more neets here than most people realise


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.747425 del
I bet nuro's doing something based right now


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.747426 del
>>747424
I am 95% sure that we had Gary Busey posting here for most of last year.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.747427 del
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>>747426
a fucking alien!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.747428 del
>>747427
The concept of what we were dealing with was way over our heads


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.747429 del
>>747354
Anything.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.747430 del
>>747363
I was doing good morning black for a while.
He's a good sport.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.747431 del
>>747429
Give the details cuz. Don't be a tease.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.747432 del
>>747350
How do you place your multis?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.747433 del
>>747426
Give the details cuz. Don't be a tease.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.747434 del
Did X hours of YouTube shorts.
Pretty sure it was sunny.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.747435 del
>>747378
Three nostrils.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.747436 del
>>747402
Exploited NEETs


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.747437 del
level with me neets - are those massage places I see at every local shopping strip really sex places?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.747438 del
On the defencejobs again


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.747439 del
Big choof


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.747440 del
>>747438
Yea nah


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.747441 del
Can't be fucked doing the rest of the cenno job requirements


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.747442 del
>>747431
Walked in the front door. I didn't like that. There was noone at reception. Didn't like that. Cute Korean bopping up hallway telling me to come in like a girl bouncer at a bts concert. Pretty flat but had nice K-pop Bob cut hair and sexy eyeliner. Very assertive.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.747443 del
>>747437
The ones at shopping centres aren't rub and tugs


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.747444 del
>>747441
I was going to give you a job once


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.747445 del
>>747443
how do you know? maybe you just have to pay a bit more


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.747446 del
Massage is inherently sensual. Guys who pretend they don't want a pretty girl touching them and really care about their muscle tension or whatever are lying


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.747447 del
Goodnight neets. Going to make a plan tomorrow to try to be a bit more productive.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.747448 del
>>747447
Sleep tight. Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.747449 del
>>747407
Anything?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.747450 del
>>747356
Do you dream about the lamb incident?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.747451 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.747452 del
It's squirting out of me.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.747453 del
morning neets, slept badly after yesterday's binge


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.747454 del
>>747453
Good morning NEET.

Any wagon plans today?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.747455 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.747456 del
>>747455
Good mording NEET.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.747457 del
>>747449
Anything.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.747458 del
>>747457
What about that thing?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.747459 del
>>747449
Well, maybe not that thing


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.747460 del
>>747458
*grabs dick like a microphone*
Anything.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.747461 del
>tfw no concrete foundation hauled


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.747462 del
garn macca's for breakfast, you neets want anything?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.747463 del


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.747464 del
>>747462
Wouldn't mind another breakfast, a second breakfast of macca's of what you're getting


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.747465 del
Huge Jackman split with his granny wife.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.747466 del
>>747464
you couldn't handle what I'm having


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.747467 del
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NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.747468 del
>>747466
I bet you're not even an exec.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.747469 del
morndings


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.747470 del
Have to go to Big W, Target, and Coles or Woolworths this morning.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.747471 del
On the cambodian nightlife videos


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.747472 del
>>747470
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BIkERifs3OM [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.747473 del
Good morning NEETs. My back is better today.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.747474 del
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>>747442
You are playing games again.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.747475 del
>>747450
Not so far.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.747476 del
>>747465
He will come out as gay or maybe become a tranny.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.747477 del
>>747476
could be right on the gay thing
time will tell I guess


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.747478 del
>>747474
good pep


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.747479 del
>>747476
just googled "hugh jackman gay" and there are a shitload of news articles that updated in the last hour or two about his denials before they separated


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.747480 del
>>747479
>“He always wanted me to wear a strap-on. He took it like a champ. But he is not gay,” she stressed.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.747481 del
>>747469
>>747473
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.747482 del
>>747474
That would be an appropriate Pepe if the phone was replaced with a pecker.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.747483 del
>>747476
He'll be one of those non-gay trannies who wants to dress up like a woman and be in a relationship with a lesbian dominatrix, like the wachowskis


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.747484 del
Smooth poo expulsion


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.747485 del
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McDonalds has this Monopoly game thing going on for another month I think. I was checking it out but it seems you need to buy the sloppiest of slops (the chips and drinks) to get the coupon entry things. I couldn't tell if you even get one or some for buying a burger by itself and the line was too long for me to wait and ask.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.747486 del
>>747485
They only put a sticker thing on the large drinks and chips. Boigs have nothing, nuggers have nothing. Used to be two stickers on the large items. Also you have to use their datamining app to see what vouchers and shit you've won.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.747487 del
Big W opens at 8.30. Target (pronounced tar-zyay) opens at 9.00.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.747488 del
>>747487
Big shop?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.747489 del
>>747488
Collecting my tracksuit from Target and getting some more $8 fat cunt tshirts, pants, undies etc from Big W.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.747490 del
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>>747486
On the KFC app I got this for $24-25. Family feast or something. Got it once, threw the chips out because I rarely if ever eat them, then got it again and realized I could switch the chips for something else so I did. 4 burger + 6 wings + 2 sides.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.747491 del
Could really go an ice cold long neck of Angkor


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.747492 del
>>747490
Big greasy feed. Nice work NEET.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.747493 del
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>>747490
Breakfast of champions!


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.747494 del
>>747490
Those wings look a bit undersized in photo 2.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.747495 del
Bad dream


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.747496 del
>>747495
Did you dream of lamb?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.747497 del
Do executive NEETs dream of electric sheep?


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.747498 del
>>747497
>electric
*grilled


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.


NEET 09/15/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.747500 del
>>747490
Do you feel sick after eating that stuff?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.747501 del
>>747489
Mr Pig?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.747502 del
Back from Big W and Target.
Got a bottle of cab sauv and some of those hard Solos from Dan.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.747503 del
second pooo in bound


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.747504 del
>>747502
>hard Solos from Dan
Let me know how they are.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.747505 del
>>747501
From Big W:
Five 'Big Joe' tshirts in 5XL for $8 each
A pair of 'Circuit' tracksuit pants in 3XL for $20
Three Tradie 'Big Fella' singlets in 4XL for $12 each
One Tradie 'Big Fella' trunks in 3XL (to see if I like them) $20
A four pack of 'Brilliant Basics' briefs in 3XL $16
A five pack of 'Brilliant Basics' socks (shoe size 9-11) for $11

From Target:
That Fila hoodie and trackies set

The price of singlets and underpants is obscene.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.747506 del
>>747505
>That Fila hoodie and trackies set
It sounds magnificent.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.747507 del
I wear briefs, I find trunks or boxers ride up and are uncomfortable. I do not see any advantage to the extra length.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.747508 del
>>747507
>I do not see any advantage to the extra length.
I want to see if they prevent chaffing if I start walking


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.747509 del
>>747508
>prevent chaffing
In my experience they cause it because they crease up.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.747510 del
>>747509
Oh. Good to know.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.747511 del
>>747510
Individual experiences may differ.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.747512 del
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>>747505
Well suited. Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed executive.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.747513 del
>>747508
>if I start walking
Do you plan to start walking?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.747514 del
>>747505
>The price of singlets and underpants is obscene.
The well padded executive can do without such clothing items.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.747515 del
>>747513
I need to do something


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.747516 del
>>747311
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein FUPA!


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.747517 del
I liek the leg length of briefs because they protect my thighs from rubbing.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.747518 del
Would a bit of lubricant rubbed betwixt the thighs work? Some people use talc powder but I think that is more to do with stopping sweating.
I once saw a video of a fat woman pulling up her top and rubbing cooking oil on her bare stomach so that the steering wheel could turn when she was driving. She was so large the wheel was in contact with her stomach at all times.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.747519 del
>>747518
I think there is a dry lube that runners use.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.747520 del
>>747519
They put tape over their nipples too.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.747524 del
>>747521
>>747522
The Greeks had it right by doing athletics in the nude.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.747525 del
I thought >>747521 from The Office was an exaggeration, but nope.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.747526 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.747527 del
>>747490
>threw the chips out because I rarely if ever eat them
They are the first thing I eat. You have to eat them before they get cold.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.747528 del
>>747527
>ou have to eat them before they get cold.
yes, there is a very narrow margin where they are good


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.747529 del
>>747528
Some NEETs probably get grease all over the interior of their car by eating them as they drive home.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.747530 del
>>747529
I have never stooped to that level, despite being a pig.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.747531 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.747532 del
>>747500
Not really. If I bothered to think about it I'd make the burgers fattier, maybe add cheese or something, or even just take the chicken from one set and add them to the others and throw the remaining burger buns out.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.747533 del
Blew the cobwebs out of the Corvette and took it to Pajeet for a wash. Said it might take 4 hours. Waiting on a schnitty now. Might go home or see a movie afterward.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.747534 del
Is there some kind of rule in UI where every pixel of a webpage has to have a link in it?
Feel like a boomer, can't touch a single part of a page without opening some kind of a link.

Less is more cunts, menu trees exist, live features are always fucking taxing, don't make toolbars chase people up and down the page for the hell of it, use Windows instead of links For dynamic content so the hotlinks don't 404, don't abuse accessibility features like zoom. Always backlink help pages, and if you glass ceiling client support options never dupe yourself into factoring the non-existent support into contingency planning.

These cunts come out of uni totally unqualified


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.747535 del
>>747533
>4 hours.
That is a long time.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.747536 del
Feeling very taxed. Forgot what it's like to be taxed


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.747537 del
>>747534
Game UI sucks now too and has for a long time. Skyrim's was a joke.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.747538 del
>>747536
Wagon today?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.747539 del
>>747535
Yeah schnitty arrived within 5 minutes of ordering it and I’ve eaten it already. Nursing my beer. Might just go home and come back.


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Lots of people out today as summer has come early. Didn't quite have the energy to go out today but will try tomorrow...


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.747541 del
>>747537
It seems like UI devs are trying to turn menus into features to gain professional clout.

When you show your portfolio, ui devs want to have remarkable rather than usable deliverables. Project leads should all be aware that a UI dev who can't stay in their lane is a liability rather than a top performer.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.747542 del
home
will catch the train back around 4pm


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.747543 del
hard solo pretty much tastes like regular solo
could be dangerous in large quantities


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.747544 del
>>747540
girl in the green togs has a plump mound


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.747545 del
>>747544
more of a mons jupiter than a mons venus if you catch my drift


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.747546 del
I would prefer a mons ter.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.747547 del
ten for ten tomorrow mording


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.747548 del
>>747547
Eight after you give me two.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.747549 del
>>747548
you can have the nigger lookin ones


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.747550 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.747551 del
>>747550
Split the erotic story into three parts.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.747552 del
>>747551
The moment has passed.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.747553 del
>>747548
time to pay the neet tithe. And when I say tithe, I mean half.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.747554 del
>>747547
You should eat them all now. Doughnuts are much better fresh.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.747555 del
>>747554
They're not available now. They will be available hot and fresh tomorrow mording.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.747556 del
>>747555
Now that NEET's belly is going to be rumbling all night.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.747557 del
Oh BAY to Birdwood, I thought it was Gays to Birdwood!


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.747558 del
At the pool.
Done three rounds of sauna, stream room and pool.
Buggered.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.747559 del
>>747558
>Buggered.
One of those bathhouses?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.747560 del
>>747490
You can exchange the chips.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.747561 del
>>747533
I didnt know that you go to the pictures.
Go to salisbury, I think its better than lizbef.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.747562 del
>>747539
Have a slice of their banana cake.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.747563 del
>>747559
don't judge, it's cheaper than a rub and tug


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.747564 del
>>747561
>I didnt know that you go to the pictures.
I have seen two films in two years. The haunting one the other night and the last james bong one about two years ago.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.747565 del
>>747563
until somebody shits in the pool


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.747566 del
>>747562
whose?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.747567 del
>>747559
Went there this morning.
Not talking about it because I know Web will be hurumphing


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.747568 del
>>747566
Shithouse


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.747569 del
>>747568
I went to Caffe Acqua.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.747570 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.747571 del
>>747570
I was thinking more a fag with a blown out gape


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.747574 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.747575 del
>>747573
Based.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.747576 del
>>747575
Yep, but just like the guys who go and live in a cabin somewhere, now it has been pointed out the state will harass him out or kill him.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.747579 del
>>747574
Thanks Trev.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.747581 del
Back home. On the moscato. Going to relax for a few days.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.747583 del
>>747581
Based.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.747584 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.747585 del
>>747584
>FORBIDDEN MEAT.png
It could have been anything and I thought it could have been a microphone that is grabbed by a soft hand.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.747586 del
>>747581
Enjoy.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.747589 del
>>747588
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.747591 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.747592 del
>>747590
spoiler this shit please, now my day is ruined


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.747593 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.747594 del
>>747592
I'll be out front in 5 minutes, we going to >>747593


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.747595 del
>>747594
Throw a few in for me please.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.747596 del
>>747594
Two for me too please.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.747597 del
28 tomorrow
sweltering


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.747598 del
wonder how the neet got on with his home brew engine repairs today?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.747599 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.747600 del
>>747599
You are.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.747601 del
>>747598
I wonder if there will be any tassels on the bike.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.747602 del
>>747600
An aquired taste.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.747603 del
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>>747601
All the cool neets have them


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.747604 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.747605 del
well it might have taken Sir 4 hours, but he did a reasonable job of things


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.747606 del
>>747604
I know an 11/10 pie and cutie.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.747607 del
Weber wanked off Cruisedog while wearing his driving gloves once.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.747608 del
>>747605
Good to hear.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.747609 del
@womboflix what time does the moofie start tonight Queensland time ? Asking for stanners. Thx.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.747610 del
>>747609
7pm Qld time


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.747611 del
>>747609
Starts in 1 hour and 45 minutes


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.747612 del
>>747609
Your sisters,mom will be RAPED by 3 ngrs in 1 year. + CURSE MARKED+

Cucknada triggers faster than your sisters' period.

Repeat " It's okay to be a cuck"

Your family females' 3 holes + my tongue dick

POST your jerkoff time, rapebaby son of a whore.
Cuck pigskins will be sliced to death on streets in 10 years. Spit on your mom's V


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.747613 del
Still feeling taxed, no wonder junkies can't get their shit together. Window into mong life.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.747614 del
Had a two hour nap.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.747615 del
>>747613
How do you explain overachievers like nuro then?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.747616 del
>>747615
He's on a mission from God.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.747617 del
shee-it, watching a negger play a piano on youtube. Never seen it before. I thought they only rapped.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.747618 del
Having an Aussie Supreme from Little Joeys and Cruisey can go fuck himself. He's not having any.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.747619 del
Beers in the fridge, ordering a pizza now


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.747620 del
>>747616
Accurate and with every passing day I am looking more and more like Jim Belushi.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.747621 del
>>747618
Good on you for avoiding Dominos.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.747622 del
>>747620
Obese.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.747623 del
>>747618
How many garlic breads?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.747624 del
>>747623
None. I only like one or two slices of it, like proper italian places do. Those hotdog roles with shit in them are a bit boring.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.747625 del
>>747620
Based.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.747626 del
Dymocks hacked and all customer data on dark web. Motherbat fuming.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.747627 del
>>747626
let me know if you find a copy


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.747628 del
She doesn't even order online, just made phone orders, but they still put all her details in their CMS.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.747629 del
Until there are criminal penalties, with jail time, for companies that fail to secure, and state mandated levels of financial compensation to customers (say $20,000 each for loss of PII), nothing is going to change.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.747630 del
>>747629
I am fairly certain the directors are now responsible under the current law.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.747631 del
I always worry my ISP will get hacked and all my browsing history will get put onto the web in searchable format by name.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.747632 del
>>747630
Ha. Name one director who has been fined or imprisoned.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.747633 del
>>747607
Mallard honks all round


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.747634 del
The Last Boy Scout (1991) will be on womboflix in 1 hour. Starring Bruce Willis, directed by Tony Scott, written by Shane Black...the movie seemed like it had it all, and the script was the subject of a major bidding war that set a new record for the most expensive script at the time ($1.75 million). https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.747635 del
>>747618
Just a slice or two won't hurt you


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.747637 del
>>747636
Well bantered.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.747638 del
>>747631
I'd say most are failing to meet even the required level of logging and retention for the government.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.747639 del
>>747635
It's always two meals for me.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.747640 del
>>747629
I've been saying this for years and get derided even within the industry.
Same as when I ask why people say they want a realistic red team exercise but then complain when you want to kidnap the ceo or break a sysadmins legs with a baseball bat in exchange for creds


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.747641 del
>>747640
>but then complain when you want to kidnap the ceo or break a sysadmins legs with a baseball bat in exchange for creds
You're the hero we need but the industry does not deserve.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.747642 del
>>747634
>Shane Black
I don't mind his films.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.747643 del
>>747642
what other ones has he maded?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.747644 del
I put the pidser in teh fridge for breakkayeie


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.747645 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.747646 del
>>747643
The Nice Guys (2016) and Lethal Weapon (1987). They have a certain style to them that you either like or don't. If you don't like his style of comedy in one of his films you probably won't like it in his other ones.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.747647 del
>>747645
I'd love to be an insurance assessor and take out my texta and circle all the hail damage on her thighs.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.747648 del
>>747646
>The Nice Guys (2016)
I saw that one. I didn't like it. I don't like Russell Crowe.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.747649 del
>>747646
I've seen Lethal Weapon


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.747650 del
>>747648
>I don't like Russell Crowe.
what did you say, cunt


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.747651 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hQHnQznJEoo [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.747652 del
>>747646
he also made iron man 3 and was a script doctor for predator


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.747653 del
>>747648
Are you a woman?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.747654 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.747655 del
>>747634
Looking foward to it.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.747656 del
>>747652
>also made
I was trying to make him sound good.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.747657 del
>>747656
I liked iron man 3


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.747659 del
>>747654
I keep wondering if russ sniffed after he scratched.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.747660 del
>>747659
you know he did
might have even made one of the women have a sniff


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.747661 del
I get Russell Crowe and Bruce Willis mixed up.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.747662 del
What a drama with woolworths and my order. managed to talk to a human on their chat and I have been refunded, they were left at one of the units in front of my place, one of the other tenants that I know knocked on my door, she went through them and saw my name and told me they were there.
She also told me the unit where they were left the people are away and won't be back for a few days. Woolworths refused to come and collect them. I'll go down in the morning and throw what needs to be disposed of and drag the rest home.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.747663 del
>>747659
>>747660
Vile, yeah I would have had a sniff as well.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.747664 del
>>747662
Go there now.


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>>747616
Some say looking into his front light directly is like staring at the Arc of the covenant.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.747666 del
>>747663
it's nature's way


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.747667 del
>>747665
Don't go into the light.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.747668 del
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Ready.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.747669 del
>>747665
Based.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.747670 del
>>747665
You need a flag


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.747671 del
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get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.747672 del
>>747662
I am glad you managed to get the order refunded.
It is a mess but hopefully in the end you will get some groceries for free if they haven't been stolen.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.747673 del
>>747661
I can't tell if this is a dementia joke or not.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.747674 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.747675 del
>>747644
midnight snack*


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.747676 del
>>747617
A classical pianist?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.747677 del
>>747662
How much of teh order was fresh produce?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.747678 del
>>747674
Ask them which Teletubby this is?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.747679 del
>>747677
Almost half, tomatoes etc should be fine if the neighbourhood cats haven't pissed on everything. Don't think I'll risk the chicken and dairy etc.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.747680 del
>>747678
They used to call me a teletubby when I had my purple hair.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.747681 del
Scored a free Guiness glass with the purchase of a longneck.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.747683 del
>>747679
Definitely not chicken meat, although eggs would be fine and stuff like butter. Why don't you get it tonight?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.747684 del
>>747629
This. until IT mongs have a legal duty of care the industry will always be full of fakes and corporate will never give a shit.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.747685 del
Some white boong doing a cringe welcome to country bullshit ceremony at the footy.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.747686 del
>>747681
That is a spot of good fortune NEET.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.747687 del
Carn Powah


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.747688 del
>>747638
Part of the problem is that state based authorities are far too invested in spying on people through privately held data. Protecting users means deleting everything, which the state won't accept


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.747689 del
>>747688
They could probably see that really old stuff gets deleted, and relatively old stuff is stored offline only. Air gapped.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.747690 del
>>747683
Tomorrow will do, it has upset me badly, if someone takes it all tonight I really don't care, I'm thinking now I may have to pay my support worker to pick up my groceries rather than get them delivered, it's all too much for a mong like me.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.747691 del
>>747690
Fair enough m8.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.747692 del
>>747690
>pay my support worker to pick up my groceries
If it was Cruisey half your rollmops would be gone by the time he got to your place.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.747693 del
>>747692
bossman power move


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.747694 del
>>747693
He would deny knowing anything about it too.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.747695 del
>>747680
Tinky Winky?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.747696 del
Data security makes me very angry


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.747697 del
>>747690
>pay my support worker
$15.0?


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>>747686
Eh, I drink straight from the bottle like a boong anyway. It's >>747682 to look at though.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.747699 del
Good start to the footy. Carn orange team.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.747700 del
Cruisey wiping rollmop juice onto the passenger seat as he drives.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.747701 del
I put the possum deterrent lights on for the night.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.747702 del
>>747701
Are you the new BO?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.747703 del
>>747702
No, the filthy little bastard pisses on the car in the carport and fights the neighbour's cat also in the carport. Got the freshly-cleaned Vette in there tonight for a run tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.747704 del
>>747703
Smoke the tires a little for me please.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.747705 del
aight


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.747706 del
Gots to burn an 80s mixtape for tomorrow. Nuro didn't come through for me.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.747707 del
>>747703
You need to tame him with offerings of fresh fruit.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.747708 del
>>747700
I use my trousers, I'm not an animal


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.747709 del
>>747707
There's an Olive tree on the edge of the carport that the little prick has decimated.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.747710 del
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>>747701
I bet he's still posting, in the dark


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.747711 del
Cruisey left his phone in the cinema after having a single cone 3 hours ago …..


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.747712 del
>>747706
Lies. First I have heard of it.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.747713 del
>>747707
I heard they like oranges.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.747714 del
I forgot to say, when I rolled up to Pajeet's car wash at 11.45am, and convinced Pajeet to move some of the cars up as they were starting to block parked cars, and then got the 4 hour wait time story and accepted Pajeet's terms, there was a guy sitting on the kerb looking glum.
He said nice car and I stopped and said Pajeet had quoted me 4 hours and he said he had dropped his car with Pajeet at opening (8.30am) and was still waiting and needed his car for a bridal party this afternoon.
Anyway his car was a 2013 VE SS Commodore and his daily driver and he was really proud of it. And good for him.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.747715 del
>>747712
You should read the posts you miss.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.747716 del
>>747711
Perhaps he's doing some DJ work with a microphone and $150. Anything is possible.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.747717 del
Cruisey's phone got so slippery with baby oil that no-one can pick it up now.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.747719 del
>>747714
Was there only one Sir doing the needful?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.747720 del
>>747715
>Catch up on bunch of of lies and deception


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.747721 del
>>747720
Its slander.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.747722 del
Does anyone know what the best bang for buck is in terms of alcohol? That doesn’t taste like total utter shit?
My guess is maybe casked wine mixed with some type of soda


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.747723 del
>>747617
Never seen (You) before either.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.747724 del
>>747719
No there was a team, but they were very busy. Probably because it was a sunny weekend and everybody wants to go driving tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.747725 del
>>747722
Just get hard solo if you want poofta drink you cant detect alcohol in.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.747726 del
this'll do hey nuro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LPxCkU2bkV4 [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.747727 del
>>747722
Pink Moscato


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.747728 del
>>747722
Goon sangria with grape spirit.
Yangs bootleg rice wine.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.747729 del
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mf'er thinks he looks like jim belushi


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.747730 del
Aimless goad


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.747731 del
Goadless aim.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.747732 del
cant find my sharpie


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.747733 del
>>747731
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WhOmCYmEkvU [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.747734 del
>>747732
Have you checked your angus?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.747736 del
>>747732
Between your legs.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.747737 del
>>747734
>>747736
So immature.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.747738 del
Is Monk up yet?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.747739 del
Might text Motherbat and accuse her of stealing my sharpie.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.747740 del
maybe that fucken romanian stole it before he went walkabout


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.747741 del
>>747739
Check her sewing tin.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.747742 del
>>747741
Oh she has "laundry markers" and other wizarding bullshit in that tin.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.747743 del
>>747742
>wizarding bullshit
Is there a time turner in there?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.747744 del
>>747743
there's a mushroom that makes holes in socks disappear


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.747745 del
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When will womboflix show harry potter?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.747746 del
>>747745
They wont show it because the muggles here hate us.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.747747 del
>>747745
I think it has been accepted that the NEETs are not mature enough to deal with the Emma Watson issue.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.747748 del
>>747747
I think they were all 18 in the deafly henlos 1 and 2


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.747749 del
>>747748
She was 20 in fact


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.747750 del
she's 33 now and I'm old enough to remember some nerd made a website counting down until she was 'legal'


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.747751 del
when you donate blood do they tell you what stuff your blood is infected with?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.747752 del
Incoming o7


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.747753 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.747754 del
>>747752
I forget, is that code for donalnd trump or gary busey?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.747755 del
I wonder if Port are winning.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.747756 del
>>747754
>busey
bussy


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.747757 del
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Might have a wank tonight


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.747758 del
>>747754
Dunno. Ask Jim.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.747759 del
>>747757
A well stuffed tiffin.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.747760 del
I think I'll go to bed
night


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.747761 del
>>747751
This is how a thousand people get HIV over a weekend, some cunt uses the blood bank to get free blood tests


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.747762 del
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JIM FUCKING BELUSHI


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.747763 del
>>747760
Good night.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.747764 del
(1.32 MB 480x854 HP 23.mp4)


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.747765 del
>>747764
She will need to start playing Professor MCGonagall soon.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.747766 del
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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.747767 del
The polar poo caps are melting into shart and threatening to destroy us all


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.747768 del
>>747767
Chux. Lots of Chux.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.747769 del
>>747764
Such fakeness. Must suck being on camera every moment you’re in public


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.747770 del
>>747769
Most people unconsciously scratch their crothes every 2 minutes


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.747772 del
>>747722
>casked wine


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.747773 del
>>747769
iktf, o7


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.747775 del
>>747772
serve chilled


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.747780 del
Once poo comes out it cannot go back in.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.747781 del
It can with great skill


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.747782 del
>>747781
Intact without breaking up or deforming the poo?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.747783 del
>>747782
Weber used to constipate himself to form a really hard log and then let it slide out a bit before sucking it back in to hit his prostate. He used to spend hours upon hours in the toilets at work doing this, moaning and making everyone else uncomfortable as they hurriedly took a piss. Eventually word got around after he tried to get Cruisey into it as well and wanked poo became an /ausneets/ slang term for work.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.747784 del
night noots. Might do something productive tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.747785 del
Need to stop being so dang horny


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.747786 del
>>747785
You'll become a troon.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.747787 del
>>747786
I have heard this.
Or one of those greasy fat men who likes pegs on his nipples.
Both aren't great.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.747788 del
woke up in the middle of the night and now I'm back on the chamomile


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.747789 del
>>747788
Addicted


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.747790 del
>>747773
Handsome devil.


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.747792 del
>>747780
Yes it can. Google space docking.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.747793 del
morning neets, slept terribly


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.747794 del
mording
having cold pidser
need to do stuff this mording


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.747795 del
>>747793
>>747794
Morning NEETs


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.747796 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.747797 del
time for poo


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NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.747799 del
>>747798
mording 2 u 2


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.747800 del
>>747793
>slept terribly
do any neets actually sleep well and wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.747801 del


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.747802 del
poo complete
time for shower


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.747803 del
>>747802
>poo complete
Falling out of you?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.747804 del
>>747802
You should bring the poo into the shower and give it a wash.
Then stick the poo back up your bum and you will feel full and clean.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.747805 del
>>747804
Is this because that other NEET educated you in sexual poo activity this morning?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.747806 del
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You can't wash aboriginal poo


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.747807 del
Good morning NEETs. I set the phone alarm for 6:30 and left it on the other side of the room. It is time to get into a routine. Can't keep sleeping in all day.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.747808 del
>>747807
Good morning NEET.

I am impressed. What are your plans for today?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.747809 del
>>747805
It doesn't sound that sexual


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.747810 del
>>747808
>What are your plans for today?
I plan to get a bit of cleaning done around the house. What will you be up to?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.747811 del
>>747810
Poo, brush teeth, exercise, shower, maybe a little bit of cleaning and then video games.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.747812 del
Do you trust the plan?
>Trump Warns That ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden Will ‘Lead Us Into World War 2’ in Confused Speech (Video)
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-warns-cognitively-impaired-biden-172337832.html


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.747813 del
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Many people wish to learn about poo secrets


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.747814 del
>>747811
>video games
What are you playing?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.747815 del
>>747813
Just pull it out is the answer to the first question.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.747816 del
I dreamed that I was waiting for ABC radio to call me to take part in a debate on the Abo voice.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.747817 del
>>747814
Might play more of that HP video game I abandoned months ago. What else I am not sure.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.747818 del
>>747812
Both of them need a handler.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.747819 del
Do they have lewd mods for that Harry Potter PC Game?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.747820 del
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>>747813
pajeet guards the ancient poo secrets carefully, revealing them to only a select few elite street shitters


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.747821 del
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>>747820
They guard the rape secrets too


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.747822 del
>>747819
Probably. My PC can barely handle the game as is so mods would be too much.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.747823 del
>>747820
>revealing them to only a select few elite street shitters

>>‘I kept all my rejection letters’: Rise of the Australian-Indian CEOs
>>>A growing number of Australia’s top business leaders are of South Asian heritage. They tell BOSS about their ambitions to learn and their hunger for success.
https://www.afr.com/work-and-careers/leaders/i-kept-all-my-rejection-letters-rise-of-the-australian-indian-ceos-20211006-p58xqs


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.747824 del
Well this cars and coffee is great… 4 cars including mine. No spectators. More catering staff than attendees.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.747825 del
That >tfw when, when craving Hungry jacks but the closest one is 2 hours away.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.747826 del
>>747824
All the cars look good though.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.747827 del
>>747824
That's a little disappointing.
Why is it so quiet?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.747828 del
>>747825
I’ll drop you off a large ultimate double whopper meal.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.747829 del
>>747824
The weather is nice I am surprised more people aren't there.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.747830 del
>>747828
>t. KindNEET


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.747831 del
>>747825
here neet, you can have some pictures from my hungry jack's collection, maybe that will help


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.747832 del
garn bakery to get some neet treats, you neets want anything?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.747833 del
>>747828
>>747831
Thankyou Jesus’s


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.747834 del
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Must remember not to leave beer in frezer overnight.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.747835 del
>>747832
Can you get me a steak and onion pie, a custard berlina and a strawberry milk please.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.747836 del
>>747832
Lamington please.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.747837 del
>>747834
Dunda head


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.747838 del
>>747834
That tun seems to be good value for a light beer. Other light beers are almost the same price as full strength carton.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.747839 del
>>747834
It could have been worse NEET.


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.747840 del
Can’t decide if I want to get a laptop and go back to uni or get another monitor for my pc and develop games. What do you neets think?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.747841 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.747842 del
>>747840
Are these real options


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.747843 del
>>747841
Goodmorning buro
I keep meaning to buy a mocka pot. Thats a nice bong actually.
what brand is the coffee pod machine, is it any good?


NEET 09/16/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.747844 del
>>747841
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.747845 del
>>747841
good morning. Nice little setup you have there
>>747842
yes. do they seem ridiculous to you or something?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.747846 del
>>747840
>and develop games
Do you have the requisite skills and experience?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.747847 del
>>747845
Developing games is a joke. Uni is too most of the time.
Its worth it if you have employment at the end of it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.747848 del
Back from Cars and Coffee Smithfield. First and last time I will be doing that one.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.747849 del
>>747848
>First and last time I will be doing that one.
what were the issues?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.747850 del
>>747849
Only six or seven cars showed up. My Corvette and a Mustang were the only 'different' cars there, there rest were Commodores and Hondas.
Felt bad for the food van people who wouldn't have even broken even.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.747851 del
>>747841
Why boil a kettle when you can use a disposable gas stove to heat a metal can of water?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.747852 del
>>747850
Especially on a Sunday.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.747853 del
>>747848
I am sorry it was a disappointment to you.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.747854 del
>>747851
You want a slow perculation
Boiling water is too hot


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.747855 del
>>747843
Morning I got like 3 mocha pots from old sharehouses. The pod machine is Koffee brand pods from Aldi. My mom gifted me it when she got her new Nespresso machine. I rate it
>>747844
>>747845
Morno lads
>>747851
It’s faster


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.747856 del
>>747853
We live and learn. I should have known a bad home area even organised by a bad home random would be bad.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.747857 del
>>747856
>a bad home area
You can't have nice things in those places. The commons are ruined.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.747858 del
>>747857
>>747856
Did you see Shirleys dress last week at bingo? Well I never! How can some people have no class. This neighbourhood used to be a lovely place.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.747859 del
>>747849
FluteNOOT ran up and spat on him and then Cruisey drove past and threw a half-eaten hamburger at him.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.747860 del
>>747858
>Shirley
She's a harlot.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.747861 del
>>747859
It was a breaky burger from vilis because KFC isn't open.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.747862 del
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>>747860
One was always going out the window as one was coming in the front door.
I mean really, at her age.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.747863 del
>>747862
Dotty old bats.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.747864 del
Thinking about uni as well.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.747865 del
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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.747866 del
might go to dans and get some kfc


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.747867 del
>>747866
I didn't know Dan sold it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.747868 del
>>747864
what you thinking you might study?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.747869 del
>>747867
You have been in a goon coma for too long neet. Things have been changing.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.747870 del
>>747868
You're getting ahead of yourself.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.747871 del
>>747847
>Developing games is a joke.
It can be one of the lowest paying jobs for the field, as there is often high supply of graduates with fewer jobs in Australia.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.747872 del
>>747850
I still wonder why attendance was so low.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.747873 del
>>747865
I wonder why they didn't just store it as a string it is the true needful.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.747874 del
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Back from the Dan and KFC run. Got some fresh Munno Para Dan's Boong content.
They were ahead of me at the checkout and when I got to the girl I said "that lot should last them the afternoon" and she keked.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.747875 del
>>747871
I used to sell the courses to mongs and give them an alienware laptop they can hock in at Cashies.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.747876 del
>>747874
Koori party Unna


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.747877 del
>>747874
lol good photo for us NEET, thank you. What types of goon is that in their trolleys?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.747878 del
>>747874
>KFC run
What did you get NEET?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.747879 del
>>747875
>I used to sell the courses to mongs
RIP Boongtop.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.747880 del
>>747874
Good story and image.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.747881 del
>>747876
A couple of boxes fell out of the smaller trolley after I took that photo but they they were looking at me with my phone up so I stopped.

>>747877
I'm not up on my wine casks, but it might be sonata estate fruity and dry whites. Then again it could also be some kind of tawny port.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.747882 del
>>747878
just a large zinger combo and ten nuggers


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.747883 del
>>747881
>they they were looking at me with my phone up so I stopped.
Give them a cheeky wink and speed off next time.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.747884 del
It's so annoying that KFC took the wicked wings out of the zinger box


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.747885 del
Those big fella trunks seemed to work alright today too.
I've taken them off now, but I'll try them again tomorrow morning on a walk.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.747886 del
Weber stole Shiban’s cumdies.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.747887 del
>>747885
You looked good in them too NEET.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.747888 del
>>747886
You looked good in them too NEET.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.747889 del
>>747884
Exec uprising when?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.747890 del
>>747889
soon brother...we just need a helping hand to get us moving


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.747891 del
Bought eggs when I already had eggs. Making coffee, omlettes, cheese and fruit. Feeling very continental.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.747892 del
>>747890
That photo upsets me. I feel like that in my life I am that monster in the chair.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.747893 del
>>747891
>Feeling very continental.
The wogs begin at Calais.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.747894 del
>>747893
What did he mean by this? Calais is en France?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.747895 del
>>747892
iktf bro, might head to kfc to get something help me cope with the anxiety that picture has caused me. Anyone want anything?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.747896 del
The term "Big Fella" should be categorised as an anti-executive slur.
There are normies out there using it as if it isn't offensive. I am not your big fella.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.747897 del
>>747895
10 pack of Wicked Wings and two large chips please.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.747898 del
>>747894
The wog is in a Holden Calais


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.747899 del
>>747897
any gravy or sauces?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.747900 del
>>747896
It's a term of affection when we're talking about Shibs. He's the bossman of Endchan as far as we are concerned.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.747901 del
>>747892
I'm surprised that chair can hold him actually


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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.747903 del
>>747899
No I go in dry.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.747904 del
what are the rest of us watching when cruisey is watching his woody movie tonight?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.747905 del
>>747904
Youre all attending


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.747906 del
>>747879
I think i got it from them.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.747907 del
I affectionately called a NEET a 200kg big fella once


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.747908 del
Love Cruisey. Love Woody. Love /ausneets/. Simple as.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.747909 del
>>747907
It was a slur.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.747911 del
>>747910
is there a single fucking white person left in sydney?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.747914 del
>>747892
Sometimes I feel like the girl.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.747915 del
>>747914
Executive wrangling is a high stress occupation.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.747916 del
>>747910
Imagine the smell.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.747918 del
>>747914
at the neet compound, you'll get to play the girl's role in that scene and several other scenes


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>>747915
and subject to automation


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.747920 del
>>747918
He would look good in a bikini if he shaved a few spots.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.747921 del
commencing standards 7.3-9.6


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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.747924 del
>>747921
The recommended serving size is no more than 10 standard drinks a week and no more than 4 standard drinks on any one day.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.747925 del
>>747924
I'm one last boonging alright? At most 25 or 26 standos will be consumed.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.747926 del
>>747925
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.747927 del
>>747926
yeah I'm not monk


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.747928 del
>>747924
That math doesnt add up


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.747929 del
>>747928
Yes it does.
If you have 4 drinks on Monday, you are left with 6 drinks for the week, meaning you can have 1 drink only every other day.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.747930 del
Trying to remember when I first started eating whole blocks of chocolate, whole packets of biscuits and whole 200g bags of chips. When I lost my portion control. When my serving sizes became comical and my obese appearance followed.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.747931 del
>>747930
For me it didn't happen until I had moved out of home.
I certainly didn't do it as a teenager when my calorific needs would have been higher.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.747932 del
>>747927
you are become monk, the destroyer of standards


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.747933 del
>>747932
I've had the ability to do 20-odd every day and still get out of bed at 4.30-6.30am and get shit done


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.747935 del
It was when I started eating the whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting instead of just a part of it that I knew I had a problem.
I would sit there covered in grease with just a pile of bones in front of me. Burned fingers from reaching into the cavity to get the stuffing out.
A disgusting fat pig.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.747936 del
>>747935
The thing is, if you didn't eat the stuffing, that would be a perfectly valid keto meal, with the skin providing the necessary fats for the day.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.747937 del
>>747932
Two weeks.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.747938 del
Won 20 on the raffle


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.747939 del
>>747938
20 standards?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.747940 del
>>747938
20 chooks?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.747941 del
>>747938
Does that go on the spreadsheet?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.747942 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=77oNc4bXEmA [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.747943 del
>>747941
Im not sure. Same as tug costs.
I hope youre keeping track.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.747944 del
starting on standoes 12.1 to 14.4


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.747945 del
gonna turn on the soldering iron at 22.7


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.747946 del
(25.21 KB 240x320 tomerbenvinitsi.jpg)


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.747947 del
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>>747945
unwise


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.747948 del
>>Maybe some euro backpackers


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.747949 del
>>747913
Well shopped


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.747950 del
>>747949
Got out to do some sickling


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.747951 del
>>747948
>>747950
Fucking arrows, how do they work


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.747952 del
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Indian women worship white man's poo


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.747953 del
>>747952
How much does genuine white man poo go for over there? Do they pay more for cloggers? Asking for a m8.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.747954 del
Summer is here and we have women to not talk to!


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.747955 del
>>747953
White man poo can fetch about $180 a pound but pajeet needs to see the poo being done to make sure he's not being scammed with regular Indian poo


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.747956 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.747957 del
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Ahhhhhhh the serenity


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.747958 del
I swear to Christ, if Cruisedog isn't there at 6.29pm on the dot I'm going to fuck him up.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.747959 del
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>>747958
Cruisey is an Uber eats driver now ?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.747960 del
Woke up at 2pm. That's 16 hours of sleep. Lawdy.
Might have to have a tactical goon

>>747735
I got a notification for that from apple news. Don't really care tbh

>>747874
Kek


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.747961 del
>>747959
No, he requested -- nay, demanded -- the Woody Allen film being shown tonight.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.747962 del
>>747960
shit dawg, I thought this post >>747807
was you


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.747963 del
>>747957
Based.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.747964 del
>>747960
I remember last time I kept that sleep schedule. I was a few weeks away from everything crashing down.

>>747961
That was a bizarre request. Maybe he is fucking with you :/


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.747965 del
>>747962
so did I


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.747966 del
>>747964
I stayed up all night to reset my sleeping pattern. Was in bed at 9pm last night and woke up at 6:30 to piss, should have stayed awake.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.747967 del
>>747964
>That was a bizarre request. Maybe he is fucking with you :/
No, NEET democracy just fucks you in the arse some nights.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.747968 del
>>747966
I hate how as the older we get the more we have to wake up and piss


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.747969 del
>>747967
It’s Really a NEET parliament. A ruling Minority.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.747970 del
pene pasta and meatballs and chips for dindins


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.747971 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/qld-dental-health-private-insurance-public-wait-list/102758592

this is me frfr
still got a filling I need from like 2019, god knows what else has popped up since then. the gum bleeding hasn't stopped and I can push water between my 2 front teeth for the first time ever
daily health anxiety
fucking jews keeping dental off medicare should be lined up against the wall


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.747972 del
>>747970
Sounds alright.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.747973 del
>>747972
I should have qualified that both are microwave meals, but they're alright.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.747974 del
(140.10 KB 622x643 Eshay.jpg)


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.747975 del
>>747974
that twink would be fucked if I sat on him


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.747976 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.747977 del
>>747958
I had forgotten.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.747978 del
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Got the chips, salad, falafel and wraps out at the same time.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.747979 del
Did those final job applications for cenno, they're not gonna cut me off
Welfare fraud too easy


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.747980 del
Still no update on the misplaced groceries.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.747981 del
>>747980
Still no shoe pictures or pants pictures.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.747982 del
>>747908
Are you going to show up?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.747983 del
>>747935
While it was happening though


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.747984 del
>>747935
>>747936
Unstuffed Helen recipe.
Clean cloacas.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.747985 del
>>747978
Should be a good feed.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.747986 del
Weber inflated his gimp suit and left before Thursday night and noone commented on it at breakfast club once


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.747987 del
>>747978
Excellent feed


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.747988 del
I thought it was meat on the other taco.
Still good


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.747989 del
>>747970
Penne and meatballs


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.747992 del
>>747777
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.747994 del
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ok, in 50 minutes time womboflix will be streaming the woody allen masterpiece Love And Death (1975) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.747995 del
>>747978
Well miscegenated!


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.747996 del
>>747993
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FMD2k7fT_N8 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.747997 del
>>747978
Good rug meal.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.747998 del
Sitting in shots and a singlet, sweating.
Winter is officially over


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.747999 del
>>747979
Well done NEET. Work the system.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.748000 del
>>747998
I went to turn on the Possum light and it was still pretty warm out.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.748001 del
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>>747957
another weekend at mommy and dadies


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.748002 del
>>748001
fuck off IGA


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.748003 del
>>747994
Any prefilm video?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.748004 del
>>747998
I'm in bather shorts.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.748005 del
>gets undressed
>opens the window
>lays in bed naked
>get in here big fella
>the possum light is on


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.748006 del
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got superglue on my fingers


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.748007 del
>>748004
I hope that smell is chlorine.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.748008 del
>>748006
How did that happen NEET?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.748009 del
>>748005
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqj6MNL86M0 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.748010 del
>>748002
Henlo Nuro


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.748011 del
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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.748012 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.748013 del
>>748006
Don't do a neet pee.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.748014 del
>>747985
>>747987
>>747997
Haven't made falafel in a while, thanks neets


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.748015 del
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On the way back home. Nuro’s Mom is making chicken. Scnhityy. Will watch some mark Felton you tube videos with Dad. The prophecy has been fulfilled. Got d is heaven all is right with the world.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.748016 del
>>748015
Based.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.748017 del
>>748015
They love you Nuro and are proud of you.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.748018 del
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Ready.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.748019 del
>>748015
lol first time I've seen an AA gun in public
normally they use heavy cannons and shit
I'd steal the fuck out of that and unweld the breach


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.748020 del
>>747999
>NEET
>Work


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.748021 del
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>>748016
>>748017
Doubly Based.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.748022 del
>>748012
Enjoy the schnitty


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.748023 del
Come back to the movie Weber


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.748024 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.748025 del
>>748024
Don't impersonate me, cunt.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.748026 del
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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.748027 del
>>748025
How many lines?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.748028 del
skipping the tactical goon


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.748029 del
some enjoyable ass squirts


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.748030 del
>>748029
Squirt City.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.748031 del
The headache hasn't improved.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.748032 del
That was exceptional


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.748033 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.748034 del
>>748032
I take exception to that.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.748035 del
Weber didn't stay for it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.748036 del
>>748035
He battled hard during those 8-9 minutes.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.748037 del
>>748036
He didn't go in with an open mind.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.748038 del
He did not even try


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.748039 del
>>748038
You should have brought the vanilla extract.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.748040 del
What are some good woody allen quotes?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.748041 del


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.748042 del
>>748040
The strain which results from freedom of action saps the forces when it meets with the freedom of another. From this collision arise grave moral shocks, disenchantments, failures.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.748043 del
Night.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.748044 del
>>748042
I bet webby's blown away by this. We need to find some woody allen pepes to match all the woody allen ausneets editions we're gonna have


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.748045 del
>>748043
Cringe.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.748046 del
>>748043
Good night.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.748047 del
>>748044
Didn't woody Allen touch kids? I don't understand the story but it's fucked


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.748049 del
>>748043
Goodnight.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.748050 del
boardneet, they made another Titus video


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.748051 del
>>748050
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BBXVSnegoY4 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.748052 del
garn gym


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.748053 del
>>748051
yeah, meant to watch more of that


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.748054 del
>>748051
>has a sickle
>eating beans
Is he one of us?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.748055 del
>>748052
Good on you NEET. Let us know how you go.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.748056 del
12 sleeps until I can see Sweetie


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.748057 del
>>748056
She misses you. Wants those oysters.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.748058 del
Torn between the need for sleep and the need to run around naked in the woods


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.748059 del
>>748058
Go for a quick run and then sleep.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.748060 del
Ate 4 eggs and 2 under cooked loin chops


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.748061 del
>>748060
>under cooked loin chops
Fat cut off?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.748062 del
The Diet wagon is challenging for me again. Calorie deficit causes pure misery. Mind goes one track onto every depressing thought and memory it can.
No wonder I developed the food addiction and consequent obesity. If this is what it feels like to be healthy, then who needs it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.748063 del
With the effects of trauma and mental illness you need to have some sort of addiction in order to cope and experience some kind of pleasure. this is what they don't understand. Living normally is not possible.
Am I wrong?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.748064 del
>>748061
I cut the tail off one


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.748065 del
Dang, it feels like this thread went fast..
See ya next one.
Have a blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.748066 del
>>748065
God bless you Froggo. o7


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.748067 del
>>748064
You are not one of our executive NEETs then.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.748071 del
>>748062
Neet with a calorie deficit is a woeful thing. Try eating beans


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.748072 del
>>748063
Obviously there would be more reason/ temptation, but it's hardly a given. You can get something out of life in a lot of different ways, and then some people just harden themselves.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.748073 del
22.7 standards consumed
might pour a scotch before couchbed


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.748074 del
>>748073
You have had enough. Transition time now.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.748075 del
I have set the alarm for 6:30am again. I'm going to do this.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.748076 del
More and more grey in my beard. I am an old man. I never even lived.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.748077 del
NEETs do you think it would be acceptable to put down ant killing powder on the footpath in front of my house? There are lots of ant nest mounds between the pavers. Infestation.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.748078 del
>>748077
Should be fine. If you’re worried about liability, you could just report the ant problem to the council and let them deal with it (or not).
Boiling water works temporarily at the surface and won’t harm anything else. You’ll just look like a bit of a mong doing it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.748079 del
You could also place some of that gel bait just inside your own boundary and Hope some find it and take it home


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.748080 del
>>748078
>>748079
I think I will sneak out and do it at night or very early in the morning and deny all knowledge if anyone asks.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.748081 del
WOODY


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.748082 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.748083 del
New Thread: >>747991

New Thread: >>747991
New Thread: >>747991
New Thread: >>747991

New Thread: >>747991



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