Might mcmuffin and 2 extra hashies for breakkakkay
Cant already feel it starting to bubble away

Someone post the broom pepe, I've got to get these people out of my house. I don't even know why they stayed last night they all have houses.
I don't want to offer them breakfast but it's 9 already and I can't starve them. But then they'll hang around in the hope of a second breakfast, woe

might go and get some chocolate from the cache for tonight's moofie fun.

>>752098
What are you getting? Would there be some for your neet friends such as myself?

>>752097
You're going to have to feed them.

>>752099
might make a start on the mazipan with dark chocolate coating.

>>752038
What is meant by the big picture?

>>752094
Feed you need!

>>752098
Do we have a Friday moofie or is this an independent screening?

>>752104
is there some problem with tonights moofie?

womboflix is showing movies on Saturday and Sunday. Tonight is free for neets to do what they want.

>>752105
I am planning to watch HP 35.

>>752106
I'm not disappointed because there is no moofie, in and of itself. In the end I would have been doing online shit at the same time as said moofie which may likely have included watching another moofie.

>>752108
>included watching another moofie.
HP 34?

>>752109
maybe this one

Doing the long drive to the city today
Packing extra undies and tissues just incase there's another absolute catastrophe

>>752111
Have a good trip.

>>752111
Smart.

>>752111
With a road you can shit anywhere you like

>>752114
he could take a taxi or uber, and shit in that

'here pajeet, I left you a tip in the back seat'

>>752116
kek

Good morning NEETs.

>>752118
good morning neeto

>>752074
>>752082
I am glad that Sweetie got her walk. I hope Motherbat gets better soon.

Doing a pork roast. You neets want any? I'm going to have plenty of crackling and gravy too.

>>752121
I would like all the crackling please. Just lift it off in one piece. Bowl of gravy to accompany.

>>752121
I would like a photo of the finished roast please.

>>752122
>one piece.
I have just started episode 5.

>>752118
Good morning NEET.

>>752124
What are your thoughts so far?

Just got home. Best part of 3 hours shuffling around the Reject Shop and Coles.

>>752126
my thoughts are bad

>>752127
Difficult herding assignment?

>>752126
It has moments where I like it but then gets very dull or silly or low budget. Final verdict not yet reached.

>>752129
Motherbat needs a fucken wheelchair

>>752127
>the Reject Shop
Requesting that possum meme image please.

>>752131
She needs to write you a list and stay home.

Town very busy today. Lots of yobbos in landcruisers towing caravans
The EFTPOS system was down at woolies, absolute chaos

>>752131
Get her a some sort of recommendation from an OT or physio from the hospital.
These are cheap for what they are.

https://bikescooterhub.com.au/products/echair-lx-op106s-slv-grey?variant=42527857836195&currency=AUD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=CjwKCAjwyNSoBhA9EiwA5aYlbxjsKYDvbLJ0HkrK7XdRHQhEZJizXFQ6knsAuyd-FWenJaZPuD98xhoCXMEQAvD_BwE

>>752135
I didn't see >Dispatch in 8 weeks
Still, something like that.
She won't push herself.

>>752134
Long weekend caravan on the river fishing yobbos
Redtins and cold chisel

>>752137
Flower thieves.

the smell of pork roast is filling my room

>>752139
That happened to me once when I put the heater too close to my legs.

fucken dog wash guy was supposed to come at 2pm rocked up about 5 minutes after my last post

Taking the chainsaw out shopping for spars you neets want something?

>>752142
some kfc please

reheated slop lasagne for lunch
so appealing

>>752111
>catastrophe
craptastrophe

Monk entering his diaper era.

>>752144
if it was so appealing you would've eaten the whole tray yesterday

>>752148
I felt obligated to save what was left after she told me she paid $20 for it.

just remembered some old bitch ran her trolley into the back of me and then pretended it was an accident

>>752150
Possum paid her.

>>752151
He wouldn't do that.

>>752111
Godspeed my man

At the commune NEETs will be issued NASA space nappies before any drives into town

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment
>The MAG can hold a maximum of 2 L (2.1 US qt) of urine, blood, and/or feces.[1][14
no mention of semen..

>>752156
all of those will be sufficient, thank you

>>752157
>$14.65 by itself
ridiculous

>>752156
I don't like how you have to have the app to get the specials. I don't download apps.

$14.88 Gas The Kikes Race War Now Pork Chop Burger

>>752160
Consumer Affairs should be asked about the legality of dual pricing models and the disadvantage this puts certain segments of the population at.

>>752134
Looking forward to that cashless society aye

I still remember rolling up to the KFC drive thru and seeing the paper sign saying that eftpos was down and they were taking cash only.
I didn't have any cash so I had to wait in line just to drive through without getting anything. I almost started crying. Not really though, but it was shit.

might put my jammies on and have some more alcohol

>>752165
Get the good stuff. Connoisseur at least.

The initial plan.

hard passionfruit cider and mr kipledick cherry bakewells

>>752168
what's for dessert?

>>752168
Very healthy.

>>752169
Very unhealthy.

>>752142
30kg spars thanks.

>>752174
That's just one spar.

>>752173
Excuse me, they both very clearly state "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS NO ARTIFICIAL COLOURS"

Monk should bet his Mummybot's house on the AFL Grand Final.

>>752177
>Monk should bet his Mummybot's house on the AFL Grand Final
...will be a draw
Think of how long he could keep gooning off the winnings

>>752175
Yeah that will do, I just want to whittle it down to make a tooth pick

>>752168
Ready in two(2) weeks?

Might become a gay nigger

>>752181
It would suit you.

>>752140
kek

I noticed in the supermarket that Smiths had released Subway Meatball Sub With Salad flavoured chips

>>752185
Time for another investment?

>>752184
they should release a double cheese with meatballs flavour in honour of brendan in the whale

>>752187
So he did have healthy meals occasionally?

>>752180
I've half sobered up.
Prepped as Tiffo.

now youtube is recommending more pajeets to me. I should never have given the first one the thumbs up

>>752188
he avoided having salad on them, which is smart because then you don't have to worry about bacteria being on the salad

>>752190
suffer in your chuddies

>>752191
I sometimes get a BMT or a meatball sub without salad

Going to poo.

>>752189
Aiming for a particular dish or is this another sloppa in the works?

>>752189
looking good.

>>752195
Slop.
Think I'll freeze at least half and have it with 2min noodles.

This stack of logs may reach my balls before I finish pumping them out

Hope they remembered to let some water out of Myponga reservoir yesterday.

>>752199
To flush your big turd down to bolivar?

>>752200
Just to make room in the reservoir for these big boys. Displacement and all that.

They used to send them into the bay, but school kids kept mistaking them for whales.

>>752189
Very impressive.

>>752190
No good deed goes unpunished.

I assembled my K-Mart garment rack. It is pretty good for $39. Surprisingly solid.

>>752205
Post a picture of it.

>>752184
There's also pizza and chicken teryaki sub varieties, depending on the store. Plus a Red Rooter fried chicken burger flavour.

>>752207
Those are lady clothes NEET.

>>752198
ball*

>>752207
No, post your rack please

>>752209
They belong to one of my girlfriends.

morning
1 hour and a half have passed
22 and a half to go

>>752214
You are doing well NEET. Almost finished.

>>752214
you can do eeeeet

>>752212
Is that actually bonbi?

>>752217
Yeah

>>752219
What the fuck happened? She didn't use to be like this?

>>752220
I dunno. I just check the board here occasionally.

I don't even know who that Boni person is. I saw there was a board called bonibonkers that was quite active but I never investigated. I assumed it was some anime shit.

>>752221
I just looked at her thread on simpcity. I didn't know she was getting her tits out. Still seems to avoid showing her growler though.
>>752222
BoomerNEET.

>>752223
Yeah, she's had an OF for about 4 weeks now. It's all pretty sad and lame as I understand it.

>>752224
Still waiting on Olive to open one but I doubt she will considering she is married.

Going to have a nap. Told her to make chicken chasseur and roast taters for dinner.

>>752226
She is too tired and sore to cook tonight.

>>752224
(You) and all the other simps paying for that creatures content is what's truly sad and lame.

>>752225
>she

If the alternative is admitting we have been jerking it to a tranny, we can convince ourselves someone named Ryan is a woman. We have to at this point.

>>752229
>Ryan
It's Rhianna, and you're just jelly of my waifu

/ausneets/ is getting me down lads….

The towel around her waist was drooping on one side and I caught a little glimpse of her pink thong and lucious tanned cheek meat.

>>752232
Who are we talking about?

>>752203
Bacon. Kept putting dashes of hot water from the kettle in to stop it burning and keep rendering slowly. Then purple onion and a couple grinds of salt (the only seasoning), after about 10 min put butter and capsicum juice in to keep it wet. Once translucent, then capsicum in and thumb balls of mince in. Carrots in once meat was browned (I preblanched the carrots, bok choy and cabbage).
In the pot, cabbage and bok choy with oyster sauce and soy sauce (not sweet soy like I had thought about using), then all the other stuff from the frying pan and a fruit box of beef stock to the boil and now it'll rest.
I haven't used oyster sauce before like this. Very nice flavour.

>>752231
Don't blame us for your problems.

>>752231
Have a wank or binge or goon

Forgot pic

>>752234
That is real gourmet shit my nigga. Well done.

>>752237
Oh its slop.

>>752238
>>752239
Refined piggy

>>752240
Pour it straight into my trough.

It's going to be the best poo.

rice-lined NEET slop trough. It floweth over.

>>752243
The plan was over the top of ramen but I'm on my third bowl already. Not sure if there's going to be any to freeze.

>>752244
>ramen
We call them 2 minute noodles here. I won't abide these foreign names for things. I'm true blue.

>>752245
>I'm true blue.
Tiffin-Net V2?

>>752231
Have a couple of days break.

>>752250
That bitch stole my eyebrows.

>>752237
Good feed.

>>752250
She'd be enough to turn anyone gay.

Thought GregO would be reviewing that whisky whopper today. Instead it's another pile of lebslop.

>>752251
You had nice eyebrows noot.

>>752257
It was just one but she cut the middle section out.

>>752253
I've had worse garments hanging on my rack.

>>752258
I think we all know where she put that bit. Her arsecrack

>>752260
Hot?

>>752260
Reminds me of Shitey's Indian lady.

>>752256
He probably has to save up for that $15 boig

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-29/taipans-permanently-grounded-after-fatal-crash/102915986
We should get a couple for the commune while they’re cheap

>>752264
Imagine all the drunk NEETs trying to fly them.

>>752262
I'd give her the thumb up, if you know what I mean

>>752268
Do not redeem.

I am going to go out back and do some garden tasks.

>>752264
We got enough deadly snakes around here.

Which one of you did this >>>/bbg/43807

>>752270
Wear a hat please.

>>752271
We need more eebs to whizz over them.

>>752270
Say hi to Costa for me.

>>752267
Brian Dennehy as Rape Dad

>>752246
I swear on me mum I'm gonna stab him

Got a chef’s special pasta with penne for myself and a garlic bread to honor Possum. both will be consumed orally

>>752278
>pasta with penne
pasta with pasta?

>>752278
Who else would you be eating it with? You have no one but us.

>>752273
I had my yarmulke on.

>>752279
He should eat it with rice and potato just to make sure the carbs are covered.

>>752278
Looks delish.

>>752281
Weber bought 50 bras and cut them in half and resold them as 100 yarmulkes with chin straps once.

>>752278
Based.

I make sure to eat from all the carb and seed oil groups every day. A balanced NEET diet requires it.

>>752282
You had toast and jam for breakfast, didn't you?

>>752278
Very nice.

>>752287
Had eggs.

>>752289
Do you keep your own chickens?

>>752289
Scrambled? Fried? Soft boiled? Do you ever dip toast fingers into an egg?

>>752228
He said
>as I understand it
Which would suggest he has not paid for it and has only heard about it. Fucking minda.

>>752267
Barbie looks rude

Severely woed and stone sober.
Need to get Danned until the feeling goes away temporarily or take some measures to improve my situation.
Pouring the first glass now.

>>752294
>take some measures to improve my situation.
Print out a fridge meme NEET, and then pour that next drink.

I think they call videos "reels" now. Seeing it everywhere.

>>752278
Lovely

>>752290
Yes.
No.
Maybe.

>>752291
What do you mean fried?
Scrambled eggs gets fried. Sunny side up is fried.
I dip normal bread into the yolk of the sunny side up.

>>752298
>What do you mean fried?
Just cracked into a pan (or into an egg ring in a pan). What you are calling sunny side up.
I usually flip them over for little bit so the yolk firms up.

downloaded a couple of reels, might watch death proof because it was really good.

>>752300
>marzipan
Good taste

Woke up from food coma

>>752278
was it special?

>>752302
Birth of a Nation was a 12 reel film.

>>752299
I see.

>>752300
Looks like a good feed.

the moon is huge tonight

>>752304
Morning.

>>752309
All the NEETs will be out dancing naked to it once it gets dark enough.

>>752309
It's not out yet

I hear the word marzipan and think pharmaceuticals. Sounds like a drug.

>>752302
One might even say it was reely good.

>>752315
? I just said it was really good.

>>752317
>A horrifying trapdoor spider measuring more than 20mm in length
yep a real monster

I might start setting the morning alarm again. I need to get into a routine, even though I have nothing to do all day.

>>752318
It was probably a seppo written article. They mean 20cm.

>>752321
Love you Dan.

The moon is out now.

>>752323
disgusting bitch of a thing

>>752318
Metric miles

>>752324
It's wide and yellow

>>752326
we need to blow it up

Weber are you going fishing this weekend?
I want that King George Whiting fry up breakfast.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/what-would-happen-if-we-blew-up-the-moon
look at this moon propaganda

>>752327
Astral projectors saw reptilians on the dark side and our planet is a soul harvester.
They control the internet and forced us to make 5g towers.
It was on the why files.

>>752328
It would be the perfect night to go squiding

>>752328
Yeah, I'll probably do a jetty fish one morning and maybe surf fish off Waitpinga beach one day.

>>752333
Let us know how you go. I will be honest that salmon trout are not really my thing but I will still eat them if fresh.

>>752333
do you have one of those surf fishing torpedos they sell on TV?

>>752335
waste of a tree.

>>752336
no?

>>752335
I wonder why he did it.

>>752339
probably thought he'd get some tiktok clout or something

>>752338
oh

>>752342
I dont know what it is you are describing

>>752343
its one of these. I think it homes in on the fish and catches them or something.

>>752344
oh those
no, I think they just drag a heap of baited hooks out into deep water

>>752344
That's a James Bond prop.

>>752345
oh

>>752347
they might have some smarts in them to let you know when they've got fish hooked or something

>>752348
I though there were some kind of fpv drone.

>>752350
nah https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibaTts36OQI [Embed]

pepper pie tomorrow

>>752353
Grab me one as well please.

>>752353
I'll have two please thanks.

you'll like it neet.

>>752340
Tiffin unironcally says all of these

>>752358
He's a busy NEET.

put my chubber in the bouncy mouse

>>752353
Two kitchener buns for me please.

They call me "Big Kitch" for my habit of eating two kitchener buns at a time, one in each hand. Cream all over my face.

Mock cream whore

>>752363
Big Kitch can't tell the difference. Sometimes he eats part of the bag with the buns.

>>752364
Aim for the face and go hard.

>>752365
I'd pay the $150 for that.

I wanted to see Nuro's garlic bread unwrapped. I wonder how buttery it was. Sometimes they skimp on the butter.

>>752368
I bet it was disappointing

>>752369
A really good garlic bread will have grease leaking through the foil before you have even touched it.

Burnt and crusty, dry knob.

>>752344
poofter shark

>>752371
We told you to show her how to do it right.

>>752372
The banned verse of that Baby Shark Do do do song.

Weber started a joke
Which started the whole board laughing
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me

Have a blessed Friday NEETs, o7.

TGIF!
Have a Blessed Day Neets!

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

Neets go to bed so early now.

Got some chip in the oven

Just got back from the russel
4 pints, 1 pot
Mate of mine knows all the bartenders and regulars which is kind of awkward as a tag along
He reckons one of the bartenders was into me but she has a boyfriend. She was chatty though
Pretty much decided on leaving mummybots next week. Gonna have to buy a folding camp stretcher to sleep on in the shed
Starting my swagman era 🐸

chips plural

>>752381
Workshop saga 2.0?

>>752383
A bit worse, I think

Wondering what price I'll be able to get a rub and tug from monk for.

Take teh chippies out half way, toss in a bowl and coat with a spiced butter mix. Throw 'em back in for another 15-hope I don't forget about them before passing out....

Haven't spoken to my mummybot in about a year now. Haven't seen her in many.

Finishing off this sack; this will be the last...

>>752388
Said the same thing many sacks ago...

I makebeetter chips than SMITH

How is the boong pic on /bbg/ still up?

>>752391
Because nobody can tell the difference

>>752393
Us? Take a seat son.

Fucking oven dodging whores, this board is for boong bitches

Going to try to do better tomorrow.

>>752398
You lie!

Going to walk the dog. Bit late. Should be fine.

Holy shit Weber is Brie Larson/Eva Green poster? TOP KEK

>>752381
>swagman era
I look forward to it. Should be good viewing.

>>752403
Stick to the tennis.

>>752403
You dumb cunt

>>752381
>swagman era 🐸
Based.

>>752391
I think their BO was one of the heartbroken ones when she got her tits out. He just cleans up every other day or something

>>752374
lol

Good morning NEETs.

Morning

Sky looks amazing this morning. Possum is back somehow. Gonna trim the bushes under the last unguarded wire, that should fix him.

>>752410
>>752411
mording

>>752412
Possum is smarterer than you

Possum just fashioned a ladder from spars.

>>752413
>>752411
Good morning NEETs.

>>752414
I thought he was climbng over the disk i put on the wire but it would rotate and make him fall off. The bushes have grown around my telephone wire and thats the most likely route of infiltation. I'm gonna cut them back and maybe hoist the wires up and I better get to it before he cuts my internet.

>>752399
Sounds do-able.

>>752417
Please tell me that's an AI picture.

>>752419
It is.

>>752420
Generated by a Tiffin-Net diffuser?

>>752419
yeah the legs are all munted in the front.

>>752422
3 forearms on the bottom right
munted eyes/faces

>>752422
>>752423
That's how tiff likes them.

>>752424
Lebensborn

ein reich, ein volk, drei beine

It's falling out of me.

https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/former-gang-leader-charged-with-rapper-tupac-shakurs-1996-murder/news-story/33f973eb46b2ed0cb6a531a42624dd9e
I must apologise to Possum. I once accused him of this murder.

>>752412
You went about this possum mission without doing any recon and without adequate intel.
You should have known exactly how he was getting in before taking measures to fix it.
You're not going to make it kiddo. The LARP has fallen apart at the first hurdle.

Good morning NEETs.

>>752430
Good morning NEET.

He should have strapped on the gillie suit, blacked up his face and spent the night out there watching.

>>752428
>I must apologise to Possum.
New era of friendship?

>>752429
I understimated the enemy's resolve and resourcefulness, I almost respect his survival instinct but in the end there can be no tolerance for an uncontrolled perimeter in the survival compound.

Where's the AFL stream?

>>752435
on the tele

>>752428
nigs nogging

>>752436
I don't have tele.
Monk was going to set it up.

On womboflix.

>>752438
Trust the plan.

>>752439
Two weeks.

Took Sweaty for a walk. Encountered some fun run thing and she wanted to keep pace with them.
Came home to a bunch of bullshit. I am fucking sick to death of my idiot Sisterbot dumping all her problems on Motherbat who has enough to worry about.

If only webby could see himself through cruiseys eyes

>>752443
You think your sister shouldn’t be able to discuss her problems with her own mother ?

>>752445
She was in bed all day yesterday with a "migraine", she went to the toilet last night and had a seizure and smashed her face open on the basin and had to hospital.
She has 3 disabled/retarded children and 1 who is a sociopath.
One of the retarded children triggers behavioural letters every other day from the school and the school is trying to force it out and into a minda school.
One of the girls has a lump on her neck and massive headaches and is having an MRI today.
Every day she is pushing this shit on Mum and I'm fucking sick of it. I came down here to help Mum about and have a peaceful long weekend and she has ruined it already.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-30/unravel-firebomb-crispian-chan-neo-nazis/102868544
pity he hadn't wasted this snoopy chink and his commie abc crew when they started trespassing

>>752446
You need to have more compassion for Sisterbot. It sounds like she is going through a very tough time. It is natural for her to look to mum for support.

>>752446
Why are the kids all retarded? did your sister get them vaxxed?

>>752449
First one came out normal, but I think she's a sociopath.
Second one is type II autistic. Otherwise she is functional and the only one of the four I have any time for.
Third one came out with a bunch of brain missing (pancake head) and is fed by a socket thing on its stomach. Has Mr Magoo glasses. This thing is a piece of shit and the one that is getting kicked out of school after 1 year. Needs to be beaten to death.
Fourth one is autistic and non-communicative. Just sits and rocks and screams.
I think gestational diabetes had something to do with them being half-cooked hamburger patties.
Stupid bitch was encouraged to abort 3 and 4, but "we always wanted three kids" and "we always wanted four kids".
One income. Sister was the hair dressing equivalent of Monk, getting sacked from every job. Then just stopped working altogether once she got her hooks into Bill.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/man-killed-after-boat-struck-by-whale/news-story/10bf05a0f22418484c55ab8c9d175ca6
good

They have arrested a 60 year old man now for cutting down that tree. Maybe he was a local who got pissed at how many tourists it attracted. Tourists can be annoying.

>>752451
These arsehole whales have no gratitude that we stopped hunting them. They out there just surfacing wherever they want, killing whoever gets in their way.

>>752452
There is a theory (of dubious credibility) that it was taken down as another attack on whites.

>>752454
I considered that when I first heard about it but it would be an odd target and in an odd place.

The Boniface Option describes the deliberate felling of an ancient oak tree that symbolised a living blood memory of a people. It was a life symbol that tied the living to their ancestors.

>>752450
Why does everyone have like one degree of separation from this kind of story?

>>752450
Fucking hell.

Was sisterbot a mong growing up?

>>752457
This is what life is.

>>752460
and we cant gas unviable infants because muh we beat teh nazis

>>752459
She was a dumbass, but otherwise normal. Fainted/seized randomly once every year or two.

>>752456
The next time he visited town they embedded an axe in his head.

>>752463
maybe it was the bloke who knocked her up? did he drink dioxine shots when they were dating?

>>752464
Thats a funny place to keep an axe.

>>752465
Could be, Motherbat and I participated in genetic testing at one point and weren't carrying any of the mong markers present on pancake head.

>>752467
You gave your genetic data to the bio-surveillance arm of the ZOG? What makes you think they can understand what parts of the genome code for autism/retardation anyway? That level of understanding doesnt go much past karyotyping and looking for gene deletions.

>>752468
Anybody born before at least the 2000's had a Guthrie ("heel prick") test performed and the blood spot card filed away. These have been used for DNA tests by authorities already, and I wouldn't mind betting there are moves to digitise all of them at some point if they haven't started already.
Blood tests can reveal all sorts of chromosomal abnormalities.

>>752463
So never drove either?
Poor Bill.

>>752470
Nah, she failed the learners paper test about six times. Quite an achievement considering there were only four test papers and they provided the right answers when you failed.

>>752469
duno about the use by date for genome sequencing but looking at chromosones under a microscope is different than matching sequences to alleles in the couple terabytes of that genome. Dont buy into the hype that they will ever be able to find the gene for selfishness so they can cure it by injecting you with mRNA or some shit. That is a snake oil pitch for gullible midwits with deep pockets.

>>752450
>Just sits and rocks and screams.
That happens here too.

Now that the weather is warming up, I feel the need to remind Cruisey that dogs and mongs die in hot cars.

>>752403
>Brie Larson
You are possibly the dumbest mong on this board. I am not even sure Cruisey can wrangle you.

>>752476
Cruisey should lock him in a hot car.

>>752474
>mongs die in hot cars.
He's just going in for a quick poke.

Worried my office chair is falling apart/.

>>752479
Executive rated chair?

>>752478
Thats fine, they're just dogs/mongs.

>>752480
No, but I'm not exec. It is far more wobbly than is used to be. Might tighten it up.

pepper pie and pastie acquired

>>752485
No sweet for dessert?