I tried making a thread several times but couldn't.
Took Sweetie for a walk.
Back hurts.
Will go to Waitpinga shortly.

My thread was goign to be a Barbie Girl thread. Life in plastic. I'm a spastic.

>>753100
>>753101
>>753102
good morning neets

>>753103
Good evening, fella.

why is my flat so dusty all the time? I don't even have a carpet

>>753103
>>753105
Good morning NEETs.

>>753106
From outside and opening the windows?

Good morning NEETs.
Set my alarm for 6.30. Second day in a row. Getting a routine started.

NEETs are going to get stuck in the old thread. Not good.

>>753100
>Will go to Waitpinga shortly.
Good luck NEET. King George Whiting feed.

>>753106
If you google what causes dust you will find the answer. I'm not going to do it, I don't want to know. A lot of it is probably nasty stuff.

>>753106
You live near a main road with lots of traffic.

Big piss and hard poo

>>753118
dont rust your iphone

>>753110
we will have fewer neets, but better ones

>>753116
>>753118
Beautiful. How many whiting so far?

>>753099
>Uniform development
Getting big in all directions

>>753100
Lemon juice and pepper

>>753116
>>753117
>>753118
Wonderful. Thank you.

>>753120
That Chinese one seems resilient.

>>753118
>>753117
>>753116
Lovely pictures.
Chortled at the webm.

>>753126
>master thespian Steven Seagull
Good to see you putting some respect on his name.

>>753127
>Chortled at the webm.
There are many Cruiseys but only one Webby.

>>753128
There is noone else like him

>>753126
no one voted for stegal

>>753127
>the webm
That's an mp4 NEETo.

new episodes of beyond creepy and bedtime stories are out:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gB4fmO6O3Wk [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JUhixsXyOHA [Embed]

>>753131
Yes they did.

>>753102
It would have been a good thread.

>>753116
>>753117
>>753118
very nice.

>>753101
since when are you awake at this hour?

>>753117
>>753116
damn that place looks really nice >>753118
are you fat?

>>753115
I call up 000 to tell them that I hate them

>>753139
webby's just on the bulking phase of his gym workout

>>753139
He's on the seafood diet... if he sees food he eats it.

>>753120
Quantity has a quality of its own

Watching a ufo case where two guys were out fishing and got abducted by mummy like aliens. Thinking of webby.

>>753145
>mummy like aliens
khazar milkers?

Sometimes banners get added without council approval or notification.

Back from an easy wage.
Garn sell the old car today.

>>753141
he might have a large shirt idk
>>753142
well bantered

>>753148
>Garn sell the old car today.
Big sale?

>>753150
Basically giving it away. It's been in the garage for a year.

Still asking for a grand.

>>753147
Simple as.

>>753151
>>753152
If it runs it is worth more than that.

>>753154
Yeah. It's pretty beat up from that hail storm a couple of years ago but used to run alright.
The battery is dead but is on the charge now (I never took the leads off). It turned over yesterday.

feeling munted, need more sleep, can't seem to get it

thinking about getting some kfc

>>753156
Are you selling it to a friend? You would be being too generous to a stranger.

>>753158
10 pack of wicked wings please.

>>753160
I'll be getting a bucket for one. Two of them.

>>753156
>It's pretty beat up from that hail storm
Are you stating this on the ad?

It might turn people off. If you say, sold "as is" then advise anyone who comes around to look at it of the damage.

7xl shirt I bought down to wear to lunch doesn't do up without the two halves gaping between the buttons

>>753159
Sort of a stranger. I've met them once.
They might end up as clients though, so quid pro quo or whatever.

>>753162
I'm more than upfront. I probably almost talked them out of it.

>>753163
Wrap a bedsheet around your torso to wear as an undershirt.

BCF review is taking a while to be approved. Probably because of the 'Voting No' username.

>>753167
5 star review?

>>753168
1 star.

>>753169
Return it for a refund.

>>753165
That might be it.

I know hail damage can also be an issue with insurance. I am not sure if it applies to third party in the same way, but it could be considered a "write off" because of it.

>>753163
>7XL
You are an inspiration to us all.

>>753171
It was a write off, but I didn't have insurance.
I've told them all this.

I'm drunk
and at 6:30 I have to be at work
fuck life

>>753174
Will anyone check that you're drunk though?

Unfortunately I feel a lot better after that kfc. Fast food addiction.

Bugs and weeds have been poisoned.

>>753177
I hope you wore proper ppe neet

>>753177
Well done NEET.

Which neet will be first in the race to 8XL?

>>753176
The machine requires intake.
6 cones and a stando in.

Big sleep, still tired.

>>753180
The real executives don't admit it. I think Cruisey might already be at 8XL.

>>753183
hiding his power level. Smart

I need to spend less time on my phone at night and in the morning.

>>753139
140kg at 175cm.

>>753182
iktfn.

>>753187
Slightly overweight. Nothing to worry about.

>>753177
Kill em all

>>753186
It's I killer

>>753180
What are the height/girth requirements to make the grade?

>>753186
What are you doing on it? Games?

took her for a toasted sandwich and a coffee at the cafe
got a woolies chook for dinner and sweatie

>>753187
168

>>753193
Mindlessly scrolling twitter and telegram.

>>753195
>Your BMI is considered
obese (49.6)
Webby is getting close to nuro-terrority (50s).

>>753197
I'm not planning on sticking around once Mum and Sweaty have gone. Life is like a Womboflix screening: if you've seen half and it has been shit, you might as well close the tab.

>>753198
Don't be like that weber. You need to see a doctor and get yourself a nice mail order bride to bring you under control.

>>753196
>twitter and telegram.
You into political shit?

>>753194
>woolies chook
Save me the oysters please. Sweetie can have a shmacko.

>>753200
Not the political stuff in the ideological sense, more the news about what is happening with various wars and conflicts.

Weber flogged Cruisey after he tried giving Sweetie some cooked chicken bones once.

>>753203
He stopped the flogging once it became clear Cruisey was aroused.

Going to have a shower.

I had to stop and catch my breath twice leaving the beach this morning.

>>753195
was going to mention the crocs add a few cm's

>>753195
168kg or 168cm? Or both?

>>753206
You need an eeb.

>>753208
cm
probably closer to 145kg now though

>>753206
It was the weight of all the fish you caught.

>>753198
>Life is like a Womboflix screening
I'm a professional, I have to stick around until the end, even if I'm falling asleep by the last 30 minutes.

If we live long enough maybe the technology will exist to fix us. Make us young and happy.

Cruisey this one is you.

>>753198
I’ll take care off the Vette. It can live happily with the Lancia.

a guy came around trying to give me an app he said was free and would help me monitor my electricity smart meter, told him to go away

>>753217
Sounds like the sort of thing they hire Pajeets to do.

>>753218
this guy was white, which is why I listened to him for long enough to find out what he wanted

>>753213
wishful thinking neet

>>753214
Fuck off with your obnoxious trauma memes. They're all fucking awful and unwanted.

>>753220
Once I get my Elon Musk brain chip things will start to improve.

>>753221
Your unpleasant tone has retraumatised me.

>>753199
He should take Monk in like a pet, they would have endless fun as webby takes him for his daily walk and he could teach him to fetch a wine bottle and at the end of the day monk would curl up at his feet and drift off into sleep.

Just did a racism on r/friendlyjordies

>>753225
Big?

>>753215
I'd make you clean it up

>>753227
I wouldn't be able to see it through my tears.

>>753198
>you might as well close the tab.
I'll try to visit. What would you like me to bring along, some goon?

>>753223
I'll traumatise your arse.

>>753225
He exudes fuckwit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXHoa1G_0co [Embed]

>>753081
Yes, dunno what to do with it. Maybe Risotto?

back on the pajeet youtube videos, very ashamed

>>753235
The what?

I really don't want webby to die.

>>753240
I like mine rare, but that's excessive

>>753240
Debicki wouldn't eat me.

Foot long italian herbs which chicken terriyaki, salami, and cheddar. Toasted. Onion, lettuce, spinach, salt and pepper, honey mussy
Blue flavoured V. Very filling but probably not worth 24 bucks.
Got a haircut from the annoying woman. Thankfully she kept her pie hole shut. Shitty haircut as expected.

>>753244
Sounds like a good feed.

>>753244
Which neet are you?

>>753176
"a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips"

>>753247
Please spoiler such images.

Going to the gym tonight for the first time in three or four weeks.

>>753250
Lift an extra 30kg for me please.

>>753246
Swag NEET

>>753252
Mong?

Chicko roll, corn nuggets and a nuked zinger with popcorn chicken in it.

>>753254
>a nuked zinger with popcorn chicken in it.
Number of paper towels?

>>753255
Used the popcorn chicken as the paper towel.

>>753256
Efficient.

Back on the Norm McDonald videos

>>753177
I'm an indoor bug/bacteria farmer

>>753259
Weren't you Chinese?

Weetbix for early dinner. Going to go to the gym tonight. Bye for now.

>>753261
Bye NEET.

>>753261
Weet-bix are a breakfast food. Highly irregular.

>>753263
I regret to inform you that I just had sausages and eggs and toast for dindins

>>753261
Goodbye.

>>753264
That is acceptable for a Sunday or public holiday monday supper.

I didn't stop eating

>>753267
Go on...

>>753267
What did you have?

>>753267
It's our nature, always searching for the next meal

>>753271
this jiff doesn't move

>>753272
it only animates when you change your overeating ways

>>753273
I think the"I need Mr Big, nothing else fits" one is the best.

>>753275
Possum is a good poet.

>>753277
The garlic bread is his muse. It destroyed his body while at the same time elevating his poetic soul.

>>753278
>elevating his poetic soul.
This one was also good.

custard tart for pudding

>>753280
family sized?

>>753281
just an individual one
had half a chicken and a pot of coleslaw for mains

Bloated, gurgling and gasping.

>>753284
kek

>>753258
You should watch Dirty Work (1998).

>>753284
they are going to throttle the racisim out of the AI image generator soon.

Very hungry, eating random trash from cupboard.

>>753272
Like most execs.

>>753287
People can always spin up their own instances of open source AIs and set the constraints, if any.

>>753291
Hope.

>>753292
I'd fly about the universe with him if the ship was comfy enough. Better than here.

>>753284
I know the KFC one is AI-generated, but the others...

Garn bottle-o. Shopping for one(1).

>>753295
Pink moscato?

>>753294
The last one was made with brown hands as shown.

>>753240
Nice 👍 Lamb has bee cheap lately.

Probably just going serve with some hommus and hash browns and have an extremely early one. Today was a day of rest.

>>753298
Based.

>>753298
sounds pretty tasty

>>753298
Well convected. Based.

I hate it when you accidentally spill the lawn clippings onto your roasting lamb. Happens too often.

>>753300
I turned the volume on the photo up to full but couldn't hear anything.

>>753298
A real NEET who can handle a roast lamb

Scared of going to Dan's because the man remembers me too well.

>>753305
is there a BWS or LiquorLand nearby?

>>753291
i duno if i like the new art, its kinda hideous like fake flowers or those horriffic dolls that look like newborn babies, but its got shock value combined with its prolific output and thats sure to get up the leftys and jew lovers like cruisey, so on balance its a good thing.

Sober October starts tomorrow.

A new age of AI pepe is dawning, I fear nothing can save paint

>>753304
His is tiny.

Nuro is going to return to his usual narcissistic ways once he feels comfortable again.

Starving and depressed. The diet life is no good NEETs.

Goading banned neets is like tapping on the glass in the aquarium.

>>753311
Can a man ever be comfortable sleeping in a toilet?

Today was meant to be a waterfast but I was engorging myself on feed within minutes of waking (at noon).
Just too powerful for this poofter shit.

>>753314
Maybe all the methane has caused brain damage? It would explain his memory issues although that is mostly all the drinking and drugs.
>>753313
>banned
He is defacto unbanned as /ausneets/ no longer has rules it would seem.

>>753315
sometimes it just feels right

>>753317
I saw a cunt just like that in Aldi the other day. Probably the fattest man I've ever seen in the flesh.

>>753318
you're not a thursday night neet council regular, are you?

>>753310
It's the angle.

>>753308
Sounds do-able.

>>753298
That is a disgusting amount of rosemary. Absolutely nigger-tier.

>>753308
neet fight club starts tomorrow, gonna get fit

His toaster is disgustingly filthy too.

>>753323
I can't even look at myself in a mirror.

Weber should get a big grill like that

Maybe one of these https://www.weber.com/AU/en/home/

>>753325
Same.

A girl sized roast.

Just ordered $500 of vinyl. Some for me some for Christmas presents.

>>753331
But Nuro I dont have a turn table.

Has IGA returned or is it just nuro at the moment?

I am looking forward to Cringemass.

>>753335
We have seen nuro fry shit in a pan and roast lamb, perhaps this year he will roast a rosemary encrusted shit?

Fucking hot outside. I hate daylight savings.

>>753334
Someone sure is trying hard to GOAD.

GOAD harder harder cunt. ChickenShit chink Dinner ain’t gonna save you. The sheriff IMISSFATHER is back in town. >>753334

>>753334
IGAY never left, he is 80% of the posts here.

>>753311
See >>753338
It has happened already.

>>753339
The absolute state of this Board and the poor BO’s that have to deal with mentally ill fatherless cunt.

>>753341
the retard chinkshit dinner just made a safe space for the board cringe. Now there is little hope IGAY will off itself,
>sad face emoji

>>753343
I dont speak cringe so most of what IGAY posts is incomprehensible to me.

New One Piece opening song is bussin'.

>>753345
Queen of Scotty.

Fucking hell, back to nuro schizoshit again. Bye neets, I'm going to the gym now.

>>753348
The show never ceases >>753238

>>753348
You were always going to the gym. Don’t forget your towel.

Do you wash your phone?

>>753348
Grab a clean towel this time.

Having heaps of fun triggering normies on reddit by posting about boong cannibalism
Laughing for no reason

>>753353
Livin' the dream.

>>753346
Post the Youtube link please.

>>753355
Spoilers for everything
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DNC28dpB9_Y [Embed]

>>753356
Vile.

Pussy : possum bussy
!

>>753357
Its shit. Attack on Titan had good songs.

>>753360
I still find it funny the original studio that made the show dumped it.

Did we ever get an update on whether the car is running now?

>>753348
Just got back from teh bottle-o, what did I miss?

Better read the posts I've missed before 'that NEET' replies with "Read the posts you missed".

>>753364
"Read the posts you missed"

Created Motherbat a new email address and cut everything over to it. Painful.

>>753366
You did well NEET.

In an absolutely manic mood, laughing hysterically
Can't wait to choof later

>>753368
BPD.

>>753296
Some of BEST A's finest boxed wine and bottled stout.

Fell asleep for an hour. Dreamed I said something racist at the table of brotherhood and made the former slave owners laugh

>>753365
Done. It was only a minor spergout, nothing like the old days.

>>753371
Lucky bugger.

>>753344
What's for breakkie, Big Fella?

Tears of laughter, oh my god
Still never doing the census
hahahahahah

>>753376
Did that last fine ever reach you?

>>753346
fr?

>>753378
Slaps.

Its a banger.

>>753376
Nope
Maybe they're still sending mail to my old address

Ungh I want to go to sleep but I promised to listen to the boomer online meetup.
15 min to go.

>>753373
The former slaves weren't there though, I've never seen a mobile phone or a nigger in my dreams

>>753382
He's a legend.

Fuksake they are blathering about magnets now. I'm in hell. Say no Boomers in U3A neets

>>753386
You need better and positive content in your life.

>>753387
That reminded me that I saved this for Cruisey too.

>>753388
no its about gyroscopes i'm mistaken, although I'm still insanely bored.

>>753362
Forget the fucking car I want an update on those misplaced groceries!

Fugg they are reading off wiki pages. UHHHHHHHH

it's neet comfy hour again neets - what are you watching on youtube?

managed to stop bingeing after that kfc bucket for 1 at lunchtime

Retired to bed. Have to return to the desk whizzers tomorrow.

thank fuk thats over. im off to bed. coffee and cream day tmrw. look out.

>>753397
>>753398
Good night fellas

>>753396
Well done.

>>753375
Had butterbrot with red-currant jam, and milk.

I made a global report earlier about a bad thread, but it’s still there.

Thank you for your service.

At the gym. Doing badly lol.

Looking at 'how to survive while homeless' videos again

Scary thunder

>>753404
Don't worry NEET, it will all be over in approximatley 700-posts time.

I never saw an update about the rollmops.

>>753407
It honestly ain't that bad, if you have a car.

>>753403
Not a comfy post

Noodles didn't live up to the hype today. Added too much water to defrost the broth, kinda watery

>>753413
Well it looks good. What do you think of a combination of Hoyts chilli powder and sweet paprika in a chilli oil?

>>753390
What a joyful woman.

>>753413
Half a teaspoon of msg would have fixed them up.

Done at the gym. Okay sesh in the end. Definitely need to get back into it.

>>753417
You did well to go, but you need to attend regularly from here on out.

>>753417
Good on ya. Me too.

>>753416
Okay?

I miss my old neet fodder of two minute noodles with frozen vegetables and beef mince.

>>753421
Pick up the ingredients next shop.

>>753422
I'm considering it.

>>753423
Home Brand frozen veggies?

>>753424
Yeah, the Aldi ones. Bit of tomato paste to bind it. Looking forward to it now.

>>753425
Which brand/flavour of 2 minute noodles?
I like Maggi beef.

>>753421
>beef mince
la di da

>>753414
Chilli oil is a pretty standard continent, I make jars and jars of it.

You can't use powdered spice because the hot oil will just burn it, and if your oil isn't hot enough you don't get an infusion.
You really shouldn't use roasted chilli flakes either because even these can burn.

I get whole bags of the Chinese style chilli flakes, but Indian ones are fine too. $8 will get you a shit load of the stuff. Ideally you want chilli flakes that aren't that hot but have a nice flavour.

So no and no, and that's just because you'll burn any powdered spice.

>>753416
I actually used a quarter tsp of msg, because there's no soya here it needed the salt, so msg was a good edition.
Never bought into the MSG taboo, the problem is really culinary because when people first encounter a new seasoning many use way too much and put it in everything.

>>753426
Yeah. The rest I keep homebrand except the tomato paste as I buy a brandname of that to get Australian tomatoes.

>>753430
>Australian tomatoes
I do that too. The cheap tomato paste is made in china, very sus.

>>753414
https://www.chinasichuanfood.com/how-to-make-chinese-red-oil/
Everyone makes theirs a bit differently, I omit sesame seeds because they're a common allergen and you can always garnish with them, Chinese cinnamon is sold as "cassia" in Australia, it's cheaper and comes in the pho mix bags from your local Chinese store.

There's also no real reason you can't fry particular spices separately in order to strain them, specifically black cardamom and cloves because if someone gets a whole clove they're going to have a bad time

Tomatoes are mostly hydroponic so where they're grown doesn't really matter, and sauce is no place for snobbery.
The black and gold tomato paste is fine for most dishes, the supermarket brand passata is adequate, more expensive passata often isn't any better.

OCTOBER!!!
Have a Blessed Day, Neets!!!

>>753433
>where they're grown doesn't really matter
It is the hygiene and quality standards that are the issue. Who knows what goes into a vat of chink tomato paste in the factory.

I belong in aninstitution

>>753435
Who knows about any factory, that's industrial agriculture. Australian is better but there's a long line of priorities

>>753433
What really matters though is the place of origin.

>>753437
SoyinstitutioKEN

Cat is making ominous gurgling noises. Might put cat in a room with no carpet

IT begins now. Steak and eggs. Couple tomatoes.

A bottle of wine to get started

Egg/cottage cheese mix in teh oven. Time for the stek.

Violent thunder and lightning has woken me up.

Drinking coffee and Listening to some ELO. I might not go back to bed. Nose congested from hay fever.

He said he didn't catch any, but later that day his clothes smelled of fried fish. King George Whiting. Lemon juice stains down the front of the 7XL blazer too.

I am not accusing him of anything. I am just saying what I observed.

Listening to some Keane. A very underrated band. One of my favourites.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3VZhx4apE [Embed]

morning neets, had lots of dreams

>>753452
Good morning NEET. Tell me about these dreams. Were aliens involved?

>>753453
no, I was driving around a city, then walking around my neighbourhood, and a class of teenagers schoolkids came walking in the opposite direction, and I looked down at my knee and saw I was limping and realised I was an old man.

>>753441
Literally me
>>753454
Woe

Let's be careful out there neets.

>>753451
>Keane
I just realised I have zero idea what bands zoomers are listening to these days.

Had a bad dream about a clearance operation. Might have to go back to the jungle to sort myself out

>>753454
Very relatable. Fears inside us all. Uncomfortable truths.

>>753458
>a clearance operation
Items marked down on special?

>>753458
> clearance operation
You need to clear that jungle

>>753457
Feral brown people, radio dj music, Taylor swift. Nothing new under the sun.

>>753460
Items rolling in off the back of trucks, stacked high in the corner of some truck bay, men carrying cans backwards and forwards, the mad rush for the last bag of rice, yelling, bossman on the intercom, supermarket is closing, silence.

>>753463
>the mad rush for the last bag of rice
Very evocative.

>>753433
The breed makes the difference.
The best can tomatoes are San Marzano

>>753449
I found it got brushed over very quickly.

>>753465
Chef John has brainwashed you.

>>753467
You want one slightly tart and very fleshy.
You'd know all about that.

For a week the flags were fixed.

>>753469
Did you use a different domain?

>>753470
No. It's just Shiban negging.
I'm not really sure what that word means but it feels appropriate.

Good morning NEETs.

>>753452
>>753453
Good morning NEETs.

>>753465
Marzanos are very good, better than roma. The difficulty is getting soil grown tomatoes, even the ones which are theoretically soil grown are really no better they're still grown in the same bullshit potting mix

>>753402
You can tell that would never happen.

>>753397
Good luck NEET.

>>753474
China have full automated hydro set ups that regulate humidity, wind flow and uv lights. Done in vertical pvc piping set ups.
There's a huge hydro tomato green house out near Gawler river where most of ours come from.

Before the age of intensive farming and soil deficiency, humans would have been able to get their B12 by accidental ingestion of soil and manure in the same way as wild animals. It therefore appears that the most 'natural' way of consuming B12 is no longer applicable in the modern world.

A bit of dirt and poo makes you strong.

>>753478
>b12
Isn't that only a problem for vegans? Us meat eaters should be getting plenty.

>>753479
The Pan incident could be part of a historical cooking event.

>>753458
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TC3j-9K0pHU [Embed]

Take some advice from a professional soldier without borders like me: Sometimes operations dont go the way you planned and you have to do bad things to civilians but in the end of the day if there is no tape there is no tribunal.

>>753479
pajeet you have to go back

>>753452
Morning. Didn't sleep, watched Q&A for ages and after smoking a cone I was daydreaming about getting called out on one of those shows and how I'd defend myself and portray my opinions.
Mummybot has brought one of the mongs home during her herding shifts for some reason

>>753482
GET SOME!