SA Best A

How does he do it?

You win some you lose more, what are you really gambling with?

>>754105
The skin on my NEETstick.

>>754105
I'm going all in. Steven Seagull doesn't do things by half.

What does it mean to wear your heart on your sleeve?

>>754108
Do you know the movie Apocalypse Now?

>>754108
From chat gpt
To "wear your heart on your sleeve" is an idiom that means to openly and transparently display your emotions, thoughts, and feelings, especially your affection or love for someone. When someone wears their heart on their sleeve, they are not secretive or reserved about their emotions; instead, they express them openly and without hesitation.

This expression suggests that the person's emotions are readily visible, much like a badge or emblem worn on their clothing (a sleeve). It implies a willingness to be vulnerable and authentic in their emotional expressions, even if it means risking rejection or hurt.

>>754109
Yeah but I haven’t seen it in ages. Maybe we should have it on womboflix

>>754107
Except when he chops people in half

Possum chopped me in half once.

>>754113
Hot!

>>754110
Ask it why I keep dropping these vile farts.

Some of them are so thick I can almost taste them. I need a giant cork.

>>754115
Farting is a natural bodily function that occurs as a result of the digestive process. It's essential for releasing excess gas from the digestive system. While occasional flatulence is normal, persistent or excessively foul-smelling gas may be indicative of various factors, including:

Diet: Certain foods, like beans, cabbage, broccoli, and some dairy products, can lead to increased gas production and foul-smelling flatulence. Eating a diet high in fiber can also contribute to gas.
Digestive Issues: Digestive disorders such as irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), lactose intolerance, or celiac disease can cause increased flatulence and discomfort.
Swallowing Air: Swallowing air while eating, drinking, or talking can lead to gas in the digestive system, which is eventually released as flatulence.
Bacterial Activity: The natural bacteria in the gut can produce gases during the digestion process, contributing to flatulence.
Medical Conditions: In some cases, underlying medical conditions or infections may lead to changes in bowel habits and flatulence.
If someone is experiencing persistent or unusually foul-smelling flatulence that is causing discomfort or concern, it's advisable to consult a healthcare professional. They can help identify the underlying cause and provide guidance on dietary changes or potential treatments to alleviate the issue. In most cases, addressing diet and lifestyle factors can help manage flatulence.

In another life I was a giant cork up an executive's arse. And I may be one again.

I need to get an apprenticeship to minimise my chance of being sent to prison. Should I become an electrician or plumber?

>>754118
>beans
Is this why bean neet encourages neets to eat beans?

>>754121
every act of flatulence makes him stronger

>>754120
Sparky, unless you want a lifetime of looking at other peoples pee and poo.

>>754120
I wouldn't mind prison if they put you in solitary and gave you an internet connection

>>754123
And powers the commune.

>>754122
>prividior
They can give themselves a fancy French name but it will be the same nasty fat women working there.

Listening to how pajeets do kite fighting where they cut one another's kits down with glass coated kite strings. The coated kite strings fall onto the road and get wrapped around the street signs there across the road and passing motorcyclists get beheaded by them. How did they reach 1.4 billion?

Went for a long dirt road drive. Did some laps of town while downing a few standards. Wish I had more

>>754124
I don't mind that though, I poo into my hand sometimes to inspect the poo. Also I burned myself in the oven last week so I'm kind of autistic and stupid and I might electrocute myself, and my electrotechnology lecturer told me plumber pays more. What do? Which skill is more internationally transferable?

>>754125
I got arrested by counter-terrorism police who used a legal technicality to charge me with something nobody will understand (broad definitions of shit found nowhere but australia). I'm taking it to trial as their prosecution is bullshit but juries are niggercattle and my defence is public so I'm not optimistic.
I'm pretty sure they're setting me up to be killed in prison if I get an unsuspended term of imprisonment. might just arrest me immediately after if I don't get one and charge me with something else because they already did that once before. LOL

>>754125
Most of us wouldn't notice the difference. Tiffin already uses an autism tray.

>>754130
High speed Monk arc 2?

>>754128
>>754128
>How did they reach 1.4 billion?
I have wondered before if the reason the men are so horny is because the women are so ugly.

>>754131
>I poo into my hand sometimes to inspect the poo
HoboNEET?
>legal technicality
Spill it, neet.

>>754133
I hope so.

>>754130
Have any neets ever been to those night time meets where kids from bad homes do burn outs in car parks and shit?

>>754133
All bottleo's are shut :(

>>754137
A long time ago.

>>754138
A sufficiently high speed monk can do a ram-raid.

>>754140
Smart.

>>754135
When it's finished I'll write a whole book about it but not right now.
It's the biggest fucking reach I've ever seen. Every lawyer I've spoken to says they've never seen anything like it and the prosecution is overprosecuting massively even from their position. Probably because this is on the charge sheet and I've not committed a real crime.

>>754142
NEET I hope they are not aware of your posts on our board. We do not want their attention here.

>>754142
That sucks neet, hope you beat it and make em look like fools.

>>754142
Okay, I hope you are treated fairly by the court.

>>754145
Me on the left.

>>754145
The extra E is for "emotional".

>>754146
Maybe if I flash the freemason hand sign at the judge he'll instruct the jury to acquit me

>>754142
Fairly certain every lawyer you've spoken to would tell you not to post about it on the fucking internet.

>>754147
That is a nice hat. No-one can tell you're bald.

>>754145
Can you feed it input images?

>>754148
Not employed, emotional, education, training.
?

>>754150
It's okay, it's just us and Google.

>>754154
and his ISP and his mobile phone provider (on behalf of those pursuing him)

>>754152
Nope

Is coffee good for you?

>>754158
High speed?

>>754158
Based.

>>754158
Wagon tomorrow?

>>754157
Olive?

>>754162
yes, that's what she looks like without makeup and filters

>>754158
nice

>>754163
>>754162
Poorly bantered.

>>754158
TWO bottles of wine there, if you look closely

>>754166
needs it because tun is basically light beer

>>754166
Cheeky monk.

>>754036
Should've picked the burglary career path.

>>753770
Did he dedded?

Exploring AI porn for the first time
It's come a long way from what I saw on 4chan ages ago

>>754169
I saw some great instructional videos on covert entry

>>754172
>covert entry
Monaro and his twinks.

>>754125
Reminded me of this

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/16jrwbv/serious_answers_only_can_you_stay_in_bed_all_day/

>>754175
6 down, 1.4 billion to go

>>754140
While blasting Welcome to teh Jungle.

how does monk fund his drinking habit, given he's still a long way away from cloud engineer 2023?

>>754157
Nice.
Yes.

>>754142
Who's going to run the shop when you're in the clink?

>>754178
Cenno
That haul pic wasnt me

>>754157
In moderation, yes.

>>754176
2 million weeks, trust the plan.

>>754183
It's in the bag.

>>754170
Yes, stabbed in teh heart.

>>754182
I used to drink 10+ cups a day

Jew York City

>>754180
nuro will be assigned to the metal shop work detail while in jail, and use his incredible machinist skills to devise an elaborate escape plan.

>>754167
40 standards there, not counting the 2 bottles of wine

time to watch some comfy youtube and fall asleep

>>754186
lol

Wasted the day again. Woe.

So is nuro the one possibly going to prison or is it some other bad home neet?

>>754194
It's not Nuro.

This is how my boy Joey is wearing his shirt in order to try to hide his double chins. It is never a good idea to do something like this. You have to just let it all hang out. Let them stare. No shame.

>>754195
I was thinking the writing style was a bit off.

>>754196
Surprised he's still alive.

Rain cooled things off.
8.2 °C
Feels like 0.8 °C

>>754198
They overstate the effects of obesity on health. In reality you only live about ten years less than average.

>>754197
Googling only yields a few arrests by counter-terrorism in the last few years. Given he mentioned he's an electrocution risk, he's not Simon of Smerf Electrical, and I doubt he went to Syria or funded the one who went to Syria.

>>754196
be proud of who you are

>>754201
What does getting an apprenticeship have to do with it though? Would that be to show the court he is doing something productive that will keep him out of trouble?

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night. I love you.

>>754203
It doesn't have anything to do with it, I was just ruling out the Smerf guy as the person posting here.

>>754204
Goodnight.

During that time that Gary Buusey was posting here I often thought Papa Smurf was posting also. I saw a blue toe at the bottom of a photo someone posted.
My noggin was joggin'.

>>754205
No, I mean his post >>754120
I don't understand how an apprenticeship would keep him out of prison if he is going to be down for terrorism offences.

>>754208
>I don't understand how an apprenticeship would keep him out of prison if he is going to be down for terrorism offences.
"your honour, my client is taking steps to turn his life around... he has started an apprenticeship [...]"

Buusey never posted here

>>754209
That is what I was getting at with >>754203
I wonder how his lawyer managed to advise him to get an apprenticeship but not to fucking post about it here.

Can't think straight. Going out for a walk.

>>754211
or what bloke is going to take on an apprentice with a terrorism charge hanging over them?

>>754026
I doubt it.
Thank you, o7

Pretty sure you can be raided and questioned by the counter terrorism police just for the weird shit you say online. I wonder what his charge is but
Was reading about neo-Nazis telegram groups on white rose society last night

>>754215
>I wonder what his charge is
yes, seems like something you'd specify if you're going to post about it online
also if he's unemployed and young, these "lawyers" are probably just legal aid fuckwits/graduates who couldn't cut it at a real law firm

>>754212
Have a good walk and look out for wild boongs.

>>754214
Fucking hell neets, I've found the terrorist!

>>754216
>>754215
He said here >>754131 his defence is public which I take it means legal aid? The legal technicality bit makes it interesting to me. He could be a retard that did something dumb or he could be genuinely pretty innocent.

Not very comfy posts tonight

>>754204
I love you more, sleep well.

>>754219
As in a public defender? Yeah, probably.
Dunno what Queensland does, but down here if you get charged with a serious crime (like murder) and can't afford a lawyer, the state appoints a good one. Lots of QC's and the like representing murdering scum from Lizbef. Not sure if they do it pro bono, or whether they/their firm bills the state.

>>754220
No, but if somebody comes on here and starts posting about something like that, you can expect others to post about it.

>>754220
Go lie down and I'll tuck you in.

Fucking /rapport/

>open endchan home page
>see thumbnail of taytay

IGA probably just made a referendum related death threat I reckon

>>754226
Nah, that would have been all over the news.

How likely do you reckon it is to be IGA? We have at least one other QLD neet, it isn't just IGA and nuro.

Thinking of going on a big bender.

>>754224
>>754223
Why can't Pete just be comfy?

>>754229
If you had that shit hanging over you, you wouldn't waste your days calling Weber fat and making other brown snake posts here, would you?

What evidence is there that IGA is actually back and that it isn't just nuro? I'm not trying to be a wind-up but I struggle to identify his posting style.

Going to cut my hair.

>>754235
>I struggle to identify his posting style
that is in part due to him being a good mimic

>>754235
>m not trying to be a wind-up
Surely this is a well meaning and genuine question, nobody would attempt to goad the banned meets

>>754233
Back in the day

going to bed

Keep hearing noises. Strange sounds, things that sound like other things. Things that sound like noises, noises that sound strange, strange sounding noises.

bed time
nite

Going to drown the noises out, normal sounds, normal sounding silence, silence of the noises

may your old gooner rest in peace anon

Smooth farts.

Sober October tomorrow.

morning neetbros

>>754248
mording
going to get some mcdolans
need to do some work today

>Meet cute girl
>Shares my interest; enjoy talking to her
>Look her up on Facebook
>Tons of family members, uncles and aunts
Fuck that

>>754250
This is why you don't marry your cousin, NEET.

mcdolans consumed

Good morning NEETs. I did some early morning work in the front garden. Green bin filled. Scratched by the roses but no blood drawn.

>>754253
> Scratched by the roses but no blood drawn.
Twice in a week they've tried to kill you.

>>754250
>Fuck that
Good move NEET. You want a girl who is mentally ill and isolated from others. Having healthy relationships is a massive red flag.

>>754201
never forget

>>754255
I don't want anything to do with some family of normalfag degenerates. I want to date her

>>754257
>normalfag degenerates
girls probably don't like this kind of talk, so try not to use it on dates

This NEET sounds like a real prize.

>>754253
Productive NEET

That trick of setting the alarm and leaving it out of reach works well.
When it wakes you up you feel instantly compelled to get up and walk over to silence it. You don't even need to think about it.

>>754261
I find it works provided I went to bed at a reasonable hour the night before. If I'm really tired I'll get up, turn it off, piss, and go back to bed.

Coffee and code day today, nothing fancy just looking at hardware that I will need.
Look out neets.

>>754262
is that one of those nigger dogs that gets bred to look like a monster out of DOOM II?

>>754250
you probably won't find her nudes on facebook then

>>754261
I did that, then turned the kettle on and got back in bed.

"When you study mediation and advance the moon will come down and enter your heart. You might feel terror or sadness and great regret. I don't want this, now I have a moon in my heart. But if you continue you will learn to accept it. That is the way of the warrior."

>>754253
>Green bin filled
be sure to leave room for some of cruisey's less productive employees

>>754264
my mind's eye is visually impaired, I'd be lucky to get a 4.5 on that scale

>>754269
He is the least productive of all. Sits home all days on the substances watching YouTube and jewish films.

>>754271
I am peak production

finished making some 50sh cigs
I'm starting my shift at 7 again and I'm drunk, but not sure if drunk enough to sleep until then
fuck this shit
being a wagie fucking suksc

>>754271
such is the inevitable end of the marxist who has fallen aside from the sychopathic ladder of communist enterprise.

12.6 feels like 8.6
might need to put on long sleeves

When I voted yesterday I was the only voter there. It was full of staff though. I wonder how much they get paid. Looks like some sort of cozy job rort for boomers.

>>754277
I have my dressing gown on.

>>754279
You look sultry in that. I like the dissheveled aesthetic, very emo

>>754280
If you are lucky I will do my dressing gown striptease routine for you one day. Private show.

I am 5 minutes in to the new Ahsoka. It might take me a few days to get through it. Very difficult to watch this crap.

It started as a wholesome slumber party themed dressing gown striptease burlesque and ended as a full blown donkey show. When the NEET compound was hard up for funds.

>>754282
Just get it over with, NOOT.

>>754281
Oh I can stream my video feed if thats okay.

How many years until it will be feasible for a NEET at home with a good but not exceptional PC to use AI to make good quality TV shows and movies to his own script?

Just seeing the lame cringe title of this Ahsoka episode has me grimacing with distaste.
I feel ashamed for having watched the series at all. What am I doing with my life? Still consuming goyslop in 2023.

>>754278
Same. I think only the counters get paid.
The others volunteer.

>>754288
You are speaking out your bum again. They all get paid.

>>754290
What does that piece remind me of? Is it the gnome theme?

>>754142
>>754120
>>754131
[PICTURE RELATED]

>>754180
>>754189
>>754194

Its not me FFS. Who else besides GOADneet is in QLD ??

>>754197
>>754201
this whole thing smells

>>754226
well thats what i reported him for

>>754228
not yet

>>754229
high probability, and judging by how he handled his job seeker obligations, a trial in court would be equally disasterous and hilarious

>>754234
well it is deranged

>>754235
at this point in time we all know when someone points a finger and says "ITS NURO!" who it really is......

>>754238
accurate

>>754252
how many McGoys ?

>>754282
yeah Ahsuka is falling off pretty fast i can only watch it after a bottle of wine


Anyways... Avoided the fast food the past few nights. Ate Lamb. Rueben sandwich from the bakery thismorning. Redbull in hand. Firing on all cyclinders. Got heaps of work to catch up on. Eyes on the Prize. Lets Go !

>>754290
a little upbeat and bright
nvm wtf are those runs?
the place looks nice
he's really good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-0nKJoZY64A [Embed]

>>754292
>Firing on all cyclinders.
Based. Go get 'em.

>>754292
Well tower posted.

>>754292
NEETS with dissheveled hairstyles salute you.

jesus 10.05am already

>>754299
Vile

>>754302
It was clogged.

>>754302
How do you know if thats misinformation? 5G warfare weaponizes information and sieges your mind. The jew has been doing this since the pyramids were built, even the idea that its somehow the latest iteration of war is false.

>>754304
How do I know this board is even real and the NEETs arent just me talking to my other personalities?

What does this change suggest about broader changes in society over this period?

>>754305
>my other personalities?
lol NEET you barely even have the one personality.

>>754306
somebody make a pepe freddo frog on that AI thing.

>>754306
We are turning into skellies.

>>754306
Freddo has become mentally ill. You can see it in his eyes.

I tried the Paul's iced coffee for the first time. It was average. Dare green top is the best, followed by Oak carton.

>>754306
>Freddo in 2020 is now brown
I think I know who is behind this

>>754306
the chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay

Is that neet who bought 50 standards last night still alive?

>>754312
>Dare green top is the best
This is wrong, it goes Dare Intense (aka quadruple dare), Triple Dare No Sugar, Double Dare, put the rest in the bin.

Cruisey sent a tip to White Rose about Tiffo's stockpile of spars and lashings once.

>>754312
how fuck did you not even give ICE BREAK a mention ???

and also how do people just not buy 2L and keep it in the fridge ? it literally costs the same as 600ml .... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>754315
He died doing what he loved.

>>754319
>ICE BREAK
Its shit.

Imagine the court room when they have to bring all the spars in as evidence.

lunch time

>>754323
What are you having?

>>754324
I got a medium bacon deluxe meal.
The girl gave me a large drink.

>>754316
Double and tripple are the worst.
Worse than butterscotch and mocha.

>>754323
I just had a bowl of home made pumpkin soup, having a pint of carlton and about to have a chicken schnitty with mushroom. Garn have some jelly and fruit after.

>>754319
You're a fat bitch, nuro.

>>754327
big lunch
enjoy

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-04/minda-fined-after-support-worker-sexually-assaulted-by-client/102932634
mong-on-herder rape

>>754325
>The girl gave me a large drink.
She thought you looked thirsty.

>>754331
I was a little.

Got something new to try on the NEETs at the meeting tonight.

Small Snack for Lunch.

The Woolworths chicken mince released less liquid than the Aldi. Very nice white colour too. The Aldi had been more grey.

>>754334
Looks good Nuro. Don't try and bamboozle us again by telling us you didn't eat it all this time. We know you did.

>>754334
is that pork? it's not supposed to be pink

>>754335
What are you making with it?

>>754338
Dog food.

>>754333
Thinking about this so I can adjust my blankets according to the temperature overnight.
+1 Comfy

decided I can't function without sugar, garn get a milkshake and a donut, you neets want anything?

>>754341
a gf

>>754328
Suck my pork skellie

>>754336
I was planning to save some for later. I failed.


>>754337
It’s slow cooked it’s literally falling apart omg

>>754340
I got a big digital clock from Ali. It has temperature and humidity. Best thing I ever bought.

>>754337
australian pork is ok with a bit of pink, as it doesn't contain parasites like pork from other countries

>>754334
livin the based life

>>754329
Skipped desert.

Whats the white rose?

>>754343
The best thing you ever bought was chips, coke and pork belly.

>>754348
I thought it was the inflatable mattress

Internet is running poorly again.

>>754330
>Disability service provider Minda
I like they have to specify disability service provider and not that the mong himself was fined.

Imagine being able to afford things.

Going to visit the doctor, sober october cancelled.

>>754340
0.60359 aud to usd
thats pretty shitty. might have to make do with what I got for a while. Might not be such a bad thing.

saw this over on /auspol/

>>754353
I warned you about so called doctors, didn't I?

>>754342
A gluten-free donut? They cost extra, no bueno.

>>754292
Mental illness. The post.

>>754358
See
>>754358

>>754357
a girlfren u dumb dumb

>>754355
Will run better.

>>754358
Well bantered

>>754355
does ausneets stand with the wagies?

>>754363
Labour organizers like unions gas light that they are standing with the workers but in reality they just want to climb the marxism ladder that puts them above the need to work anything but their jaws. Its shitty that woolies doesnt pay them enough but teh commies are not the ones to make things fair again, they just see this issue as some levers of power they can use to further thier agenda and grow thier communism snake. Marxists and capatailist managers are two sides of the same coin, sometimes you get snake heads like cruisey who are both. These types are professional parasites, just like the jew.

>>754356
I resisted Dan's siren song. Sober October is back on.

>>754352
A dream for most, a based reality for some.

>>754366
Are those lobster pills there nuro? You should know better.

>>754364
How do you smoke the pot?

>>754366
You gotta stop posting full rez images because some of the board users cant afford the data.

>>754365
Well done NEET.

>>754364
>not paid enough
The more they cost, the more incentive to get rid of the position.
Most of the positions could be automated.

Nuro's got lobster pills and choof on one hand and 'focus' vitamin supplements on the other.

>>754365
Well done NEET, I'll save your favorite beverage for when you relapse.

>>754369
>some of the board users
Hovel internet?

>>754371
What are you talking about Cruisey? Your cappo/comintern buddies aren't gonna achieve the workers paradise with robots, they're just gonna import more pajeets.

>>754374
Deprivation is just part of Hovel lyfe. Like low IQ I suppose.

>>754375
Whatever is cheaper and more productive.

>>754372
He is one of these terminally online weirdos who will take vitamins while simultaneously being an obese alcoholic
He wants to believe

>>754377
Your commie buddies closer to the snakes head have the same empathy for (You).

I finished watching Ahsoka. What a stinker of a show.

>>754379
I replaced them with robots.

>>754378
>He wants to believe
Two weeks.

>>754368
pot laced with meth

>>754380
Still haven't watched any of the first three eps downloaded weeks ago.

>>754381
You live in a fantasy world Cruisey, the slightest challenge to your shakey reality will tear gaping holes that you struggle to patch with ever increasing degeneracy. Such is the fate of the bourgeois dupe. Only a matter of time before you are torn apart like the carrion you are rapidly becoming.

>>754378
>who will take vitamins while simultaneously being an obese alcoholic
doctors actually tell alcos to take a multivitamin
wont do anything for their liver, but it will stop scurvy

Nuro never told us the results of his liver ultrasound.

I bet nuro mixes the temazepam and the goon

>>754387
>>754386
It appears nuro's SUPERIORITY has caused some controversy

>>754387
We all know what the result is.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Might make some pies with the leftovers, it could be a little risky but maybe I can get away with making them open top

>>754390
it's french?

>>754393
No, his liver is COOKED.
Even worse than the filling in that neet's open top pies.

>>754391
heh

56 dollar and 10(ten) cent increase to Jobseeker, and 27 dollar 20 cent increase to rent assistance.

Big bag of chips down the hatch.

>>754396
Based. Big raise, you earned it.

>>754398
keep up the hard work wagies

Lava Guava Mother down the hatch.

Reminds me of this Simpsons scene:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8U3gf-im8E [Embed]

>>754387
The beat was bussin yo, no cap!

The doctor told him he had the biggest liver he had ever seen! Nuro blushed prettily at the compliment.

>>754404
Lots of scarring, very tough and masculine!

>>754403
>Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Does it matter that I haven't seen the others?

Could GOADneet fuck off with the goading. Nuro has transcended. We all see you.

>>754406
not really, no. Actually Ghost Protocol is a good place to begin as it introduced some recurring characters.

>>754407
You're the same nigger nonce you always were, nuro.
Fuck off. This board was much better without you.

A crustless pie ain't nothing but a stew

>>754408
Okay, cheers. I might make it then.

>>754411
we'll save you a seat and some popcorn neet

>>754409
See
>>754358

>>754403
>that recent james bond chick - the white one
Ana de Armis or the frenchy one leya si diouxisousosixxxxoo hons hons

>>754413
I am so mentally ill I'm going to shove coffee up my arse and poo in a pan.

>>754403
Saturday is far better for action Moofies. I am usually hungover as fuck by Sunday.

>>754414
the french one

>>754416
I would normally, but it's the first saturday of october so shibs streams a movie then.

>>754417
bugger
I'll still attend because I Am Nigger and somebody needs to Check My Bum For Poo

>>754396
Nice.

>>754414
I wouldn't mind laying on top of her and reciprocating for a few seconds before moaning awkwardly if you know what I mean...

>>754403
I'd rather read old newspapers than watch a seagull moofie.

>>754415
Stick to the tennis.

>>754289
I have it on good authority that there are volunteers

>>754425
I'll ask them tomorrow when I vote for the fourth time this week.

>>754385
I don't understand.
I make my living off of an industry funded by social gesturing and the illusion of virtue.
I make those judgements on automation based on this industry.

>>754389
Do you have any Kate Cebrano on vinyl?
Bedroom eyes was on the wireless and I thought of you.

>>754426
Smart.

Really wanna get gooned tonight, but 20 would be too many. The 11 stando vials of vodka are still like $30 though

Possum asked the girl at Charlesworth for 250 grams of 'nigger toes' instead of Brazil nuts once.

>>754430
Then wagon tomorrow?

>>754428
If you play it backwards you can hear her reading from Dianetics and asking Xenu to fuck her with his big green lizard dick.

>>754428
Kek. No but I swear my parents had it on cassette back in the day. Nothing on rutracker either. Looks like it’s going to have to be Apple Music. Nice.

>>754434
Put the bottle in the fridge between glasses, numbnuts.

>>754411
You won't understand any of it without MI2

>>754436
oh bollocks
that short fella saves the day again

>>754427
I sound like a mong when I'm straight.

>>754436
disregard this neet, he works for max employment

Tipped the nice Dominos girl $2. Not the tip I've been wanting to give her.

>>754264
My hot take: how these people even exist? They do not dream either? I think this is major trolling on their behalf. But if true they lack the ability of abstraction as well. Which is sad since the incapability of that is a characteristic of low IQ people, like gypsies. They seem to write normally, perhaps it's AI/ML generated?

That parasite paid me $500. Based on the screenshot, he paid me $500 from a payment of $846.55 he received from "Quinn Emanuel Takata". I thought that was a person, but it looks like the result of Quinn Emanuel class action lawsuit against Takata over their faulty air bags.
So while I am happy I got some money, it does not fill me with hope that I will be repaid the rest with any sort of regularity.

How they think the word "apple"? Like he imagines the letters? But then they can see something, no? Or they hear ("audiolize") the words, like the inner speech, but then they can't imagine that people can "see" similarly like they hear?

Thinking about ordering Kate Cebrano Vinyl…….

>>754443
I am trying to visualise your breakfast and it's not working. Help a negger out.

>>754446
order two and beat juggle them

>>754410
But a pie does have a crust, doesn't it.

>>754449
I once ordered a pie in a pub and it came in a ramekin thing and when I got into it, it was just a lid. There was no pastry sides or bottom. I was incensed!

>>754447
But can you smell it?

I have never understood what it means to "see" something inside your head. I am not an NPC.

>>754451
It smells like scrambled eggs.

>>754453
Close.

>>754444
Contact his Dad.

>>754444
Well done Wizzy.

>>754452
>I am not an NPC.
Other way round.

>>754455
Yeah I looked up his details last night.

Threw together some leftover pies. Gonna have them with oodles of sauce.

>>754458
start charging him interest

>>754460
They look good NEET. Very attractive mallard reaction on that pastry bottom.

>>754460
They look good.

>>754461
With inflation the way it has been charging interest on loans is essential.

going nap
sleepy neet

>>754466
Goodnight.

>>754465
Yes, it just seems so... jewish.

>>754466
Night NEET.

>>754460
Why is it so dark in the hovel ?

>>754471
That is Tiffin's operations base, not a "hovel".

taking possum to a barn dance this weekend

>>754473
He was state line dancing champion three times.

>>754474
I know. I'm worried I'll embarrass him.

Has anyone seen this episode?

At the neet compound the vig will be standardised at 100 points, no less, no more

>>754471
You fool, it's not dark there, it's just that tiffin's phone camera is so cool it wears sunglasses.

>>754473
I am ready for tonight.

>>754478
I like the way he thinks.

>>754480
Looking good noot and you've lost weight.

>>754481
He's light years ahead of some NEETs.

>>754476
That judge is a piece of shit.

>>754484
trust the plan

>>754486
In the bag.