>>755088
Nuro sperged out when I posted that once and said he hadn't had a woman smile at him in ten years.

People who hurt dogs should be raped and executed.

>>755102
Kicking dogs.

>>755104
People who put emotional weight on animals are adult children

>>755103
They don't smile at him, they smirk at his handsome devilish complexion.

Going to have some more wine and feast on oranges. Good night.

>>755102
Disgusting things.

I wish I had more chocolate chip cookies now

>>755113
ubereats, let pajeet do something useful

>>755112
She is a literal whore.

>>755115
She writes about her many whoredoms?

>>755100
More like Epstein, sans the millions of dollars.

Can't even say what I want to say to monk because he'll look at the hashes to work out who's saying it.

Starting to smell the bacon hock that's been slowly roasting in the oven the past hour.

The glass tipped back, seemingly of its own accord.
The beer vanished within Detergent and still he remembered nothing.
He stared off into the distance in a deep and manly way and then ordered another pint.

>>755117
NURO DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

>>755117
Nuro's worth more.

>>755121
Iga murdered him and now wears his skin like a suit and rides the eeb around Noosa taking photos.

>>755118
so

>>755123
Based.

>>755123
Based.

>>755118
Why does it matter?

>>755127
>>755124
I care about his opinion of me

>>755128
use a vpn or tor to post your monk message

or give it to me to post and I'll post it since I don't care what monk thinks of me

Thanks again, for movie!

Tomorrow Technotise Edit and I on Endcorner!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Same time.

>>755128
It won't be needed then. He'll be back on the straight and narrow path tomorrow.

>>755102
Repeated Pepes in the catalogue.

>>755132
wagon tomorrow?

>>755134
I think so.

Can't believe my life didn't turn out like ethan hunt's in mission impossible. Where did I go so wrong?

>>755133
We will delete the offending pepes

I can hear my bad home neighbours yelling at each other

>>755138
lazy neets need to stop creating threads

>>755140
They can't be very lazy if they make threads

>>755141
Fact.

>>755137
>ethan hunt'
About as real as asthma.

the postie delivered my shoes

>>755144
They look good on you NEET.

>>755144
Very stylish.

>>755147
Run neet run.

Feel like I should watch action movies more often, they leave me inspired afterwards to improve myself

>>755149
they also confirm that wasting people is in fact good and cool

Having tea with my Grandma. Showing her the thread. She is asking why Monk is such a fuck up. Not me her words. Any help ?

>>755149
You will become steven seagull one day NEET I believe in you.

>>755144
well feeted

>>755152
I want to be young slim seagull, not the fat old one

>>755151
Tell her it's because he wasn't beaten as a boy.
She'll get it.

Night.

>>755155
That will be a lot harder to achieve.

>>755151
I once texted something snarky to an old boss one evening and he replied saying his mother wanted to know why I was such a cunt

The odour grows. Rich porky goodness.

>>755131
Techno Tits!

>>755159
Did you reply?

>>755163
I think I replied with something rude about her. It was all in jest and we'd met previously.

I don't actually look at hashes. I log in so infrequently that I need to read a note which contains my password.

>>755149
I watch travel vlogs that demolish my strong held belief about people. Luv me Sunni insurrection. Love a Kurdish rebellion. ASIO hates non-white ethnic identity. Fuck those faggots lmao

>>755166
>ASIO hates non-white ethnic identity.
lol you obviously haven't kept up with the shit coming out of Mike Burgess' mouth in recent years

>>755137
You obviously chose not to accept. Many such cases...

>>755160
They look good.

>>755144
Crocs with reinforced soles?

I think it takes me 10.8 standard drinks to get drunk. Any of you know how much it takes you to get drunk?

>>755168
I don't keep up with anyones mouth.
ASIO == tranny loving nigger apologists. Don't be fooled, the government hates you

>>755173
>Any of you know how much it takes you to get drunk?
anything less than 20 is just a buzz

>>755175
>Don't be fooled, the government hates you
I know.
He has specifically been targeting white christian nationalists, and keeps stating they're the current threat to Australia

>>755173
I always stop at 5 - 6.3 standards.

>>755167
You can see why the poor bloke would want to block that out.

>>755173
Half a bottle at least.

>>755178
What happens if you have 6.4?

>>755173
2 and I'm generally pretty fucked

>>755180
>>755174
Just listen to actual Metallica ffs.

>>755183
That's why we give you three drinks on Thursday Nights.

Just watched an ABC doco about a woman with kids, working the bar and living in the motel room of her employer.
Cunts in this country hate the working class, I've seen it first hand. I'd line them up against the wall if I could.
Death to the parasitic cunts that fuck people over mate

>>755184
narky

>>755187
He is ANGRY
Angry about metallica impersonation

>>755182
Any more than that and I get a rapid pulse and shallow breathing for the next day or two.

>>755190
AI pic?

>>755189
I get that after only a few drinks

Do you neets ever go to subway? What do you get on it? For me it’s any meat with all of the salads and avocado except spinach and olives usually with garlic aioli or hot chilli

>>755191
If it was AI I'd be in it with my arm around her shoulder...

>>755194
I posted about my dinner one tonight.

>>755194
Scroll up cunt

reminiscing

>>755198
looks like jesus

drank a bottle of coke during the movie, now I'm too buzzed to sleep. Such a mong

>>755196
Don’t know how I missed that. Was that in the other thread?
>>755197
I just re read the whole thread. There’s nothing about subway?

>>755194
I'm too sensitive about money. I can make sandwiches at home.

>>755202
What do you put on them? I’m trying to find ingredients so I can make my own at home.

>>755201
He just wants you to scroll up he has shares in a mouse wheel company.

>>755201
yeah it would have been

>>755203
Not him but I've been having ham and turkey and cheese and pickle sandwiches.

>>755205
You should say sorry for calling him a cunt.

>>755203
I sometimes copy Subway's Italian BMT at home. Best time to do so is when Woolies is doing 2-for-1 on the Primo lunch meats. Get a suitable roll or two from the bakery section.

>>755207
I didn't?

>>755209
Somebody did.

And nobody is getting any (you)'s until they apologise.

That gay cunt pretending he didn't read the subway order for the last 6 months

might need to go to bed
night

>>755166
Can you please ban nuro again.

>>755173
About 8-10 to get started. Less than that and I don't really feel it. I feel it the next day if I hit 20 standoes.

>>755215
Goodnight neet.
I'm going to finish this episode of Gilmore Girls (S05E13) and go to bed.

getting sleepy

>>755220
Good night neet. I've been going to bed at 3am and getting up at noon. Absolutely monk-tier, I need to do better.

Out of wine, onto the TUNs

>>755102
My own reflection.

I laughed. Got it from /tv/.

Going to put the slow cooker on.

>>755226
Possum called me a slow cooker once.

>>755227
You need to rape the little bastard when he gets like that, assert your dominance over him. He is too fat to climb trees properly these days so he can't get away.

Eating rasberries, honey and yoghurt

>>755194
I eat the crumbs off of Weber's floor.
My regular one used to be sweet onion chicken terriyaki.
Onion, olives, capsicum and cheese toasted, then lettuce cucumber and tomato and sweet onion sauce .

>>755203
Tendie wraps are as good as any subway.

>>755221
Go to bed

>>755231
Lovely

Thinking about how the Ted Albert invented AC-DC out of young's two brothers.

>>755167
Tragic.

>>755179
He's dead now.

20

mording

>>755242
Good morning NEET.

>>755243
mording 2 u 2
having a razzle berry mother
need to go next door and feed and water the dogs shortly

>>755244
>Material suitable for frens
Excited.

>>755245
>having a razzle berry mother
New Mondster?

>need to go next door and feed and water the dogs shortly
Give them each a pat from me.

>>755247
>New Mondster?
Mother is a competing brand.
I've had this before. It's okay for a sugar-free energy drink.
It was on special.

>>755247
>Give them each a pat from me.
Will do.

>>755244
quality OC, let's make it a banner

>>755250
It came from Reddit

>>755245
> water the dogs shortly
Can you just pee on them like plants to save time?

>>755252
That was the plan.
After I've pissed on them, Monk will come and kick them.

>>755253
>Monk will come and kick them.
At this hour?
I doubt he's awake.

>>755254
Good. I don't like dog kickers anyway.

Test

test

I bet Monk thought the server was a dog and kicked it.

>>755261
or drove his car into it

test

>>755254
Wondering if mong is up yet.

now that the board is back i have nothing intelligent to post

>>755264
probably having a nap in an upturned car on a dirt road nobody visits more than once a week

...as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted - garn bakery to get a mini boston bun, do you neets want anything?

Good morning NEETs.
I did some more clean-up in the front yard. Head high grass removed. Green bin three quarters full.
The early bird gets the worm.

>>755265
Back to quality shit posting.

>>755267
Something sweet and something savoury, thanks.

>>755267
Two please.

>>755268
Good afternoon NEET.

>>755268
Well gardened.

Hungry.

Jacks

What do you cunts want ?

>>755268
ProductiveNEET.

I made a cable.

>>755265
I made some really good posts while it was down.

>>755276
The cute girl in the window.

>>755276
I'll have whatever you're having.

>>755280
What if he's having a poo?

They'll be along any minute to apologise to us for the interruption. Any minute now.

>>755276
10 pack of Wicked wings and maxi popcorn chicken please.

>>755283
You should have a salad.

Still hungry, still haven't eaten anything.

>>755281
I'll pass on the steamer.

>>755282
The Boongs of Australia would like to apologise to the NEETs for calling them woit dog cunts.

>>755276
mind your manners please. I'll take a giant feast, aioli sauces, mountain jew for the drink and make sure they put it in an actual bucket, no boxes for me. Oh, no coleslaw.

Unna unna unna
Back baby

>>755276
And ask if the drive thru qt is single please.

>>755286
Pass it on to whom?

>>755289
You want a bucket of mountain jew?

>>755290
Oohnah!

>>755293
no, for the 15 pieces of original recipe you mong. They taste different when they're in a bucket.

>>755295
Got it, one box of mountain jew coming right up.

Once I've eaten the skin from the chicken you guys can have the rest.

Can't really make dim sum for one person.
Stir fry pork in noodle rolls, not a health dish.

>>755276
Burger feast and a 10 pack of wicked wings. You're a champ

>>755298
Look good. Where's the dipping sauce?

>>755276
Want you to fuck off, cheers.

I put some pieces of conduit on the phone lines so that he cant grip on the wire and it will roll, hopefully he will fall to his doom.

The back of the compound has this power line over the palisade, Its already got a plate on it but I suspect he can somehow climb over it because its rigidly fixed.

>>755292
His partner.

>>755303
>>755304
You are underestimating him. He laughs at these sort of tricks.

I put another plate on the front power lines, Just like we used to do in nam to keep the gooks off the perimiter. I showed it already to my buddies on the Nazi Steampunk Forum on matrix and they are already calling it "La Dreadnought". This one flips and rolls but is weighted at the bottom. I cant wait to see his face.

You are going to get a visit from the power company telling you to take those things off the lines.

>>755279
Nothing but chads at this franchise
>>755280
I got 6pieces of hot and spicy but now I just saw that tendie dipper feast I am filled with woe and regret.
>>755283
Good choice
>>755289
>put it in a bucket
Sir your power level is showing. Impressive.
>>755298
FAGSLOP
>>755299
Got it champ !
>>755301
No and you get nothing.
>>755307
Oi you got liocence for that plate ?

>>755310
What will happen to his license at that level ? Asking for a friend.

>>755298
Four please.

I am upset and disappointed in Monk for kicking that poor doggo.

>>755313
Meh.

>>755313
I don't think he was being cruel, he is just angry and upset with where his life is at at moment and is taking it out on everyone and everything around him. He needs to talk to a psychologist and sort through his feelings and come up with a plan to improve his life.

>>755315
>a plan to improve his life.
Why do we keep pretending there is one? We are all doomed.

>>755303
>>755304
>>755307
Good luck.

had oporto for dindins
got some churros for when the moofie is on

>>755319
Smart planning.

scrap that
ate them while they were still warm

got a bag of cinnamon sugar left
nigga must have been heavy handed when he coated the churros

>>755322
Don't waste it.

>>755315
He needs to grow the fuck up quickly.
Even Nuro and iga can keep a roof over their heads and food on their plates.

Anyone else on /pol/ at the moment ? Things are getting spicy 🌶️

>>755326
No. We're not. We don't want them here either.

Hey, fellas!
Movie in roughly 52 mins.
Technotise Edit and I
on Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now Outdoors Unsupervised stealth camps, and probably cooks some slop. Gempa with kotu. Or kotu with gempa.

>>755328
I will come to see Techno Tits with you.

>>755327
You absolute fucking gronk. There is apparently a big happening in Israel rn…

>>755329
kek

#MeToo

>>755330
o7

>>755330
Trust the plan.

>>755328
I will come along. But this is your last chance to screen a watchable moofie.

>>755330
yeah and? it's just another day ending in y. they'll just do what they usually do to palestine in response (which is always disproportionate) and things will continue as normal

>>755334
>your last chance
Or tab close?

>>755330
>a big happening in Israel
A few rockets. Same old shit.

>>755298
Looks like used condoms after a gay orgy.

>>755340
Hot!

>>755338
yeah the only interesting bit was some hammas guys hiding in an israeli bomb shelter and killing the kikes who ran in

>>755338
You missed the Palestinian Bendon Tarrants.

good time to change the topic i think

>>755344
What would you want to have as a last meal?

>>755344
He's right.

Now is the time to stock up before Techno Tits

>>755350
International Executive.

Babby needs his bottle. Back soon.

>>755352
Goon?

Ready.

5 minutes till movie, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

All right movie time.
Starting.

>>755356
LAST
CHANCE

When you go into a French rub and tug you ask for a Cruisey with Cheese.

>>755358
kek

>>755358
Well Bantered

It's a cartoon about an autistic boy

AusPost delivered me a parcel today. I did not know they delivered on Saturdays. That has never happened before.

>>755362
I wouldn't trust it, it's probably a trap.

>>755362
It's a trap.

Wonder if I could get ztepmum to get it's cert and be monks herder then get him lite and easy meals and spend half days at the men's shed instead of wfd.

>>755326
I saw the 23and me thread and it's big if true
Proves that Poles rule the world.

>>755362
They'll be doing it more and more as we head towards Christmas.

>>755358
Lol

>>755365
Sounds do-able.

The Mens shed might be just what Monk needs. Look them up Monk.

The salvos food vouchers, free sleeping bags to hock in to Cashies.

>>755370
>>755371
Hopefully the gum doesn't come down beforehand.

This popped up on Youtube for me today.

Feel like a Zinger Slider Stacker and large chips.

>>755373
If you're using ublock just make sure you have updated to the latest version, purge all caches and then update them.

>>755374
Go for it NEET.

>>755300
It's in the roll, mostly hoisin, ginger, garlic, chilli.

>>755370
They are full of old bored blokes desperate to tell you their very boring stories.

>>755378
Poor old buggers.

>>755379
Yeah, they deserve better.

>>755378
The stories may do him well as advice.

>>755380
They should have died in battle.

>>755381
That is a fair point, he could do with some real world focus.

Monk cannot take advice, he thinks he is better than everyone else.

>>755378
Men’s sheds are filled with Geezers that have blown every_single_last_chance they ever got and then some

He will fit right in.

>>755385
He will get angry that they want him to listen to them though.

>>755373
still living ad-free on youtube, am greatly ashamed of how much of a youtube addict I've become over the past few years

>>755378
perhaps some of them will want to rent some bussy, solving monk's financial woes

>>755387
Don’t have a google account, don’t login, suprised how friendly the algorithm has been to me. I get really good recommendations.

>>755388
Mens shed manwhore has to be better than homeless camp manwhore.

>>755387
You need to lose the shame. You are what you are NEET. This was meant to be the year of acceptance.

>>755390
Monk just really needs to murder his mother on the down low. Embalm her and then live care free Patrick Bateman Style.

>>755392
Do not even joke about it.

>>755392
He'd have to kill the tranny and the dog too.

>>755391
I reject your year of acceptance

>>755394
He can do that in the shower.

Waiting for the possum to make his move. Broadband is out, probably because of the damage to thae lines.

>>755396
Makes the clean up easier.

>>755397
He will take out your phone lines and then your power next.
And only then when you lie helpless in the dark will he strike.
Fear the Possum NEET, be afraid very afraid.

Thanks, fellas for attending.
I found the movie very interesting.

>>755395
I accept your rejection.

>>755401
Thank (You)

>>755397
Goodbye neet.

>>755401
Thanks for the techno tits big fella

Next job since this place has been unfucked is trying to figure out how to undo chickenshit dinner 9000 IP range bans….

>>755400
He'll win the battle against the Poxxum

>>755400
He was sleeping when I prepared my defenses, this is a turn based game of attrition.

Look at those shoulders and claws.
He will gut you with one swipe.

>>755403
Sure.

>>755405
>banned from all boards
That was mine.
If you provide the range, I can forward it to Odili, who can lift it.

>>755405
I hope chicken dick drops dead

>>755407
he has one of those hamas paragliders

>>755410
Don't do any such thing he deserved all those bans.

>>755400
A possum in night vision goggles will be the last thing he sees.

>>755415
I envisage this scene to be like this image.

>>755410
Thanks the one in the picture is the main one give that a go. I’ll have to do some more work to compile all the mobile IPs

>>755417
You wank to that image.

Good idea for Monk to get all the boonging out his system.

>>755421
one final binge and then hit the wagon tomorrow?

>>755422
Exactly.

>>755421
That's only 34 drinks every 24 hours.
If he started at breakfast each day, that's hella easy to do without even getting mega shitfaced.

Out of bed at 7pm today after last nights goon session

>>755425
Early monk.

>>755424
He could drink more than 34 standards. Clean his system out.

>>755424
>only 34 drinks every 24 hours
Monk?

>>755425
Wagon today?

>>755424
Two drinks an hour and 7 hours sleep is rookie numbers.
We have NEETs here that demolish that.

>>755428
Weber.

>>755430
>We have NEETs here that demolish that.
For sure. I routinely hit 16-18 between 4.30/5.00pm and 8.30/9.00pm when I go to bed.

>>755431
Weber drinks classy booze though so it doesn't count the same.

>>755411
Is it even still here ?

>>755433
your insides don't know the good stuff from bad

>>755435
They bloody well do, you get much less hangover from the good stuff.

>>755430
>Two drinks an hour and 7 hours sleep is rookie numbers.
You'd basically be at .05 the whole time when you put it that way lol

I ordered a large Big Mac meal and a large quarter pounder meal for delivery. It’s going to take them an hour though.

>>755438
Hopefully they come straight to you so it's relatively warm.

Might watch Star Wars IV and skip the shit bits

>>755421
That gives PTSD from my FIFO days on helicopters. We would get absolutely maggot on the last day in WA and some faggot would alway buy shots and then we would have to get up early and pack our shit to grab an early flight.

Fuck. I am feeling sick just thinking about it.

>>755438
You better hope motherbot doesn't see

>>755438
Delete that app.

>>755435
FAKE NEWS!

>>755438
Only pecked at my KFC earlier… at least I have breakfast tomorrow ;)

>>755441
You're safe now NEET. Home sweet home >>755349

>>755438
order another meal to keep you occupied while you're waiting for the big mac to arrive

Thinking about that Big Mac delivery.

where should I go for breakfast tomorrow, cruisedog?

we need a neet food delivery app so that each time one of us goes to the drive thru he can pick up stuff for other hungrey neets

It's falling out of me.

>>755450
also a payday lending app can be integrated into it

>>755453
Money Obtained Now, Grub Kitchen.

>>755450
>>755453
We need to all vote for the abbo voice and then all claim to be abbos and then make the government give us a special neet abbo service for food and goon deliveries as well as no interest loans

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

>>755455
boongs will keep getting that stuff regardless of the referendum

>>755456
Good night sleep tight. Dont let the shit cunts bite

Good morning NEETs.

morning neetbros

woe

Are we back?

>>755464
Yes. Good evening.

>>755464
back like a terminator sequel that nobody asked and everyone knew was going to be terrible, but kept going to see anyway
>>755465
good morning

Is this shit back?

Heading off camping after lunch. Heading to a remote mountain for a couple of days. I'm going to scout it for bug-out area potential. Its in a mysterious triangle retards go off trail to take selfies and disappear so full operational security will be in effect and I wont be taking my phone. Coffee day look out neets, got a loaf of bread in the maker.

>>755468
be sure to watch all those youtube videos about the missing 411 before you go innawoods

>>755468
Have a good trip neet.

Avi is gonna loose half his followers unless he somehow manages to tie this in to the yes vote.

>>755471
Who will he loose them on?

>>755472
The sneaky jew has lots of followers in the cooker community

>>755473
One day off the Gen and you come back with reddit lingo.

>>755468
Don't start a bush fire

Possum ased me if I wanted a trick or a treat once and when I said a treat he told me I had answered incorrectly.

>>755460
>>755466
>>755465
Good morning NEETs.

>>755476
No cake for you?

>>755476
The treat was he didn't bash you.

>>755480
Don't do it.

Wonder if Monks homeless yet.

>>755482
he has become one with his car and a tree

>>755483
Gum Arc.

>>755483
They say becoming one with nature is the path to enlightenment.

If ausneets was a tv show Monk would go out on a mad drunken mignight drive and end up running over tiffin innawoods.

>>755487
Season finale, then they'd act like it didn't happen next season.

>>755489
It was just a dream.

4 more sleeps and I can see Sweetie

>>755487
>TV
I remember that. Theres no roads or even tracks where I go.