January was just a trial run. Now I'm going to get serious about turning it all around.

good song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_cAJFoRMM [Embed]

The Roman month Februarius was named after the Latin term februum, which means "purification", via the purification ritual Februa held on February 15 (full moon) in the old lunar Roman calendar.

Deep

C'mon baby, we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you (Yeah, yeah)
With you (Yeah, yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever (Oh-oh)

Bit drunk. On the Avril Lavigne and Veronicas tonight.

test for free oil

>>810535
Accurate

Tried to milk my tonsils.
Not sure that's a real thing

Penis not to scale.

>>810537
Leave them alone.

Bored.

>>810540
You using a drill?

>>810541
Well bantered.

looking at rural real estate again

>>810538
Unless that's hair gel on the right.

>>810544
Well bantered but still doesn't make sense.

>>810544
That is his tail.

>>810547
NEETs are nature's aristocrats.

>>810547
Women dig neets as long as you can pull of a slightly gay and sensitive persona. Act like a poet.

>>810448
o7

Have a blessed day and weekend NEET bros!

>>810550
Thank you NEET. o7

2am.

>>810550
Thanks o7

morning neets

>>810555
Good morning NEET.

Thinking of buying a tactical wallet to go with my tactical pen and tactical lifestyle soap

Guy's coming to check the smoke alarm today, that means I have to wear pants. Woe.

Severe mental illness

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1753107145900351553
The sniper shot in the second half is pretty based

>>810562
I saw a video of a black homeless dude beating a pajeet to death with a hammer on twitter last night. Looking for it now.

had some maccas for breakfast, was so goood

>>810564
What did you get, fren?

>>810565
big breakie burger meal, with a large coke

Good 'morning Weber ;)

>>810560
Fuck him NEET wear what you normally wear and if he says anything assert your dominance and rape him.

got 4 numbers in powerball but that is no prize
what a ripoff

He refused to get a regular job.

>>810571
who?

CP thread in catalogue.

>>810573
Did you make a global report?

>>810573
I deleted it.
Will not be tolerating any further comments about me being a layabout.

>>810567
don't yell at weber you fiend

>>810575
🙏

Remember when Weber thought it was January but it was really February? What a mong.

Good morning NEETs.
My eyes are quite sore this morning, cause unknown.

>>810578
We've all done it. That pain of realising at midday that it's not Friday

>>810579
I came in them, now you have AIDS in your eyes.

might get another couple of schnitty packs for lonch

>>810583
Have something healthy. You will feel better.

>>810582
Vile.

>>810585
he's getting protein

>>810583
The choice of the discerning neet gentleman. Piled on with chips and gravy.

>>810585
Vile.

Had so much energy yesterday, all gone today.

>>810590
Did you do anything with that energy yesterday?

>>810590
I didn't sleep last night, again. That's 3 totally sleepless nights this week. 2 of them in a row. 0 gym sessions.

>>810590
First thing to do is turn my monthly todo list into a weekly and daily one

To help power the commune all the NEETs with excess energy will be connected via their NEET sticks to charge batteries so we will have free power.

>>810594
it will be like the matrix, except with porn

>>810592
have a nap

Overheard from a forklift driver shouting at another tradie I walked past this morning:
>"What most people don't realise is that the petrol excise is linked to the CPI and because inflation has now risen by [he quotes specific numbers] means that you're paying [more numbers] cents per litre...as a result interest rates [something something] reserve bank [something something] monetary policy...now who's the DUMB CUNT and who's the SMART CUNT now?"

I'm always impressed by how every tradie in australia is actually an expert in some specialised academic field or another.

>>810598
Working class labour economics understanding + racism + populism is the new kino

Are there any OTC meds that help with agoraphobia?

>>810600
dan murphys meme dot pee en gee

>>810600
I used to see a herbalist and get a herbal remedy, it did help, nowhere near as good as a prescription drug, but it had no side effects.Now I just don't go anywhere.

Gums are still bleeding every time I shower and brush

>>810602
The more I stay inside, the harder it is to leave for even basic shit like groceries.

>>810603
See a dentist.

>>810604
Get everything delivered. Never go out again.
There is nothing good out there.

Ate half a pack of salad, achieved something today at least.

>>810605
Can't afford it.

might watch a bit of Gray man(2022)

>>810608
Re-enter australia as a refugee

>>810607
Well done.

DietNEETs need to get on the mince and rice.
1/3 of 500g mince cooks in about 5 minutes or less. Microwave packet of rice in 90 seconds. Add taco flavouring and other seasonings. Top with sauce of choice. Optionally add steamed veg packet (2.5 mins).
800 calories. Tastes good with the right sauce.

>>810604
All you can do is keep fighting it, that is where a psychologist can help to give you ideas of how to change your thinking, otherwise it will probably continue to worsen until it is even hard to go out your own door.

>>810604
I overcome my fear with gluttony, and buy junk food every time I go shopping.

Total fridge frog death

How many of my fellow NEETs have never had Covid?

>>810617
me

Apparnetly there was some doctor on the news the other day who said anybody who hasn't had covid at this point is basically a friendless loser

>>810619
Its true.

>>810620
Replace covid with AIDS or monkey pox or TB and see how stupid that man's statement is.

>>810621
Those diseases are not transmitted simply by proximity.
You sound upset.

>>810622
TB is

>>810617
I think I had it before the rapid tests came out.
No I did not isolate.

>>810619
>a friendless loser
*dehydrated

>>810615
I don't even know what this meme is called

ok, the smoke alarm dude is coming soon, so I have to shut down this window. I want you all to behave while I'm gone.

>>810628
You are acting like you are embarrassed by us. 😢

>>810629
He's pretending he doesn't know us.
SadFace.webp

Having a rip plip plop

>>810632
Hopefully don’t tear and please don’t share.

I am going to have a nap. My eyes are too sore to keep open.

ok, smoke alarm status: checked. The guy was white, which is unusual. Felt so upset about having someone violate my neet hovel I had to go out and buy a packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.

>>810635
How often do they do this check? Quarterly?

>>810636
yearly, but it takes me a year to recover each time. I need my own neet hovel over which I am lord.

I think I made a chinese friend. He added me on wechat

>>810635
>packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.
Good binge choice.

need to play some vidya, this may crash my computer and wreck my hard drive, if I don't come back it's been a pleasure posting with you neets

this board is dead

>>810640
Sleep tight.

>>810641
The NEETs are busy wageing

>>810643
I have already finished.

I have not yet even begun

>>810600
Had to read this twice.
How are you going to get to the counter?

>>810645
Based.

>>810608
It's free if you give them a 6hr window. I used to make them leave it on the doorstep and spend the whole day looking out the window.

I have figured out how to download clips from a .m3u8 manifest using yt-dlp. Incredibly simple.
Now I just need to monitor a stream for manifests and somehow get the .mp4 segments into a cytube appropriate format.
The footy stream is ON!

>>810649
Monk? Yes!

>>810619
The only thing between a mong and a medical specialist is a uni degree.
They're still retarded. In fact I'm certain I know more retarded academics than stupid bogans.
Nothing worse than an educated fool.

Just got back from a numpty who's smoke alarm shorted. Spent (and billed) a few hours walking around his house looking at insta before flipping the switch in the fuse box. I think his retardbux will cover it.
His laptop was open and there were pictures of ironic depression memes.

>>810649
Sure it is.

>>810653
Well billed.

>>810653
Reasonably well bantered.

>>810653
>there were pictures of ironic depression memes.
That could have been more billable hours, shame.

Have to do exercise, but no energies. WOE.

We will be playing Sisu (2023) tonight on womboflix a historical action war movie about an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness tries to take the loot into the city, only to have Nazi soldiers led by a brutal SS officer try and steal it from him. 7pm AEDT.

>>810659
Hopefully tank neet will be there to give us a professional critique of that tank.

I wouldn't mind seeing a movie on the finnish winter war sometime, but they all look fairly long.

>>810649
I have faith.

What's that famous Russian Afghan war movie about the tank crew? From memory I think they shoot the tank captain or something

>>810661
They are mostly shit.

>>810662
Monk will have footy streaming working the day after he finished bronze age mindset

Sexy Ukrainian herder sent me a resume. Looked her up and the pics are see through shirts. Hot.

>>810666
Crypto-tug infiltration

>>810666
Don't hire her. Keep from temptation. Fat old lezzers only.

>>810666
I might know her. Anastasiia? She has an odd triangular face shape?

>>810666
I agree with this neet >>810669

Craving feed. Considering spending the night drinking and eating nordy things like chips.

>>810663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(1988_film)

But I imagine it's sympathetic towards the mujahadeen side, so would never pass muster from the womboflix subcommittee for public morals and decency that has to approve all our movies.

Why is Matt Damon always so clean shaven in The Bourne Identity (2002)?

>>810666
She's yet another stripper/prostitute, pretending to have a real job so she can stay in the country.

Waxed Bill Bussy.

>>810674
get some dip too, make it worthwhile

>>810677
A nasty assumption.

Thinking about women being prostitutes makes me sad. I am disturbed with how that one incelNEET talks about sex slaves and stuff. Very disturbing.

>>810672
Shirt wasn't that see through

>>810681
There there neet. A nice massage at a rub and tug place will ease your mind.

>>810677
I do what I can, where I can.

>>810675
Thankyou

>>810676
It's a cold weather movie too. Very questionable.

>>810681
Prostitution should be illegal like most employment for women

>>810685
Baby on the way. Eternal bullying in highschool. Hahaha!

>>810685
RIP handsome fella.

>>810686
Thanks Trev.

YEEEEEAAAAUP

New EEEB new month.

>>810689
Based.

Sisu (2023) will be on in 1 hour. Warning, this film contains imagery of nazis being harmed, which some neets may find disturbing. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>810689
Based.

@Cruisey
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFRwtVRW/

garn get some chips, what flavours you neets want?

@Pidge
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-02/pigeon-suspected-chinese-spy-released-indian-police-detention/103417630

Big man doing big poos

>>810694
Watermelon.

>>810696
In the bucket?

>>810695
>held in detention for eight months
Can't be too careful.

>>810689
TRIPLE DOUBLE BASED

>>810694
Habanero

Wish I was out partying tonight with nuro being my big brother and teaching me how to chat up chicks.

>>810702
Could you match his wheelies?

Ready.

Made it to Motherbat's.
Took about 3 hours due to some absolute bad home fuckwit flipping a trailer on the Southern Expressway.

What places other than reddit have lots of forums? Is all the action on chat groupslike whatsapp and telegram nowadays?

>>810704
good thing you reminded me

>>810685
Bad tricksy NEET

>>810705
I saw that once, the trailer and car was right in front of me while I was driving down the highway. Naturally it was a woman driving.

>>810705
Was a bad home and now a no home.

>>810707
It's important to be ready a little before.

>>810698
Yes and a big man needs a big bucket to poo in.

Get in here neets, it's time to watch a Finnish action movie https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>810705
Give Sweetie and Motherbat a pat from me please.

>>810702
There is no partying tonight. Nuro has been sick like some other NEETs. Getting a Lamb pizza from Noosa and going home.

>>810715
It might be rosemary overdose.

Bathroom sinks are a scam
You can wash your hands in the toilet bowl after you flush it.

oooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooo

>>810552
This is Hungarian joke

>>810718
kek

>>810719
It's and old joke and it's butchered by someone. Maybe I'll type in the actual one some day. I'm pretty sure I already posted it on /kc/ in some older joge thread.

Do you NEETs smile in photos?
I can't bring myself to do it.

>>810722
Only for IDs and similar official documents.

>>810722
What photos? No ones taken my photo for years

>>810723
>>810725
I need a new licence photo soon. I don't think I will smile.

>>810725
That you know of.

>>810448
Looks like those scarpa boots are nonexistant and the website is a scam.
sads but at least I didn't get stung.

>>810729
Buying important/expensive shoes online is silly.
Go to a proper hiking/outdoors shop for that sort of thing.

>>810663
I remember that moovie. I will try and remember the name.

>>810729
That was lucky.

>>810730
nah I went into the store and tried them on. Was all ready and everything but got sus and checked it out. Thank goodness.
Start at the beginning. :(

>>810733
Good. If it is too good to be true it usually is.

>>810735
I'd glass Gary if I met him in a British pub.

>>810448
Home, aquired Lamb Za, no Garlic bread, Having a shower.

En route to the gym. Monk you boong, come join me.

>>810737
Stuck in the dunny tonight again?

>>810724
You look good.

>>810706
Sort of twitter or telegram but obviously the format is different.

I've surpassed my need for flesh stimulation. I've become awoken to the reality of this meagre life. Attempting to satiate your hunger for pleasure with the imitations of pleasure in the material world is like trying to slake your thirst with saltwater, you will only end up thirstier afterwards until it kills you.

>>810742
Ran out of new tug shops to visit?

>>810739
Nope.

Remember when Monk tried to befriend Shitey in order to get his dexies?

>>810742
☝️

Boongs disgust me.

>>810739
>>810743
Wew. Someone is trying to be an edgelord... DONT

>>810738
No I did not sleep last night I'll do it tomorrow I promise

>>810744
So you're not at the workshop?

>>810745
I remember. He is a terrible NEET.

>>810747
Ugliest creatures on earth and very poor hygiene.

>>810749
Sounds so-able.

>>810750
Boring, repetitive line of questioning.

>>810750
He's at the Pad.

>>810750
No one expects the BOONG INQUISITION !

>>810677
Nice.

>>810691
When you realize the movie consists of ridiculous over the top shit, you just lay back and really have fun. It was a good one, I laffed a lot.

>>810724
Lol

Sisu was produced on a budget of 6 million euros, roughly 6.5 million USD

>>810743
You've said similar things to two neets
Neither of which are the one I presume you think you're talking to.

>>810763
I think you're conflating (not inflating) two NEETs. I've only made the one narky comment today.

Keegan: are you going to have tantrums over this flag being used like you did with "your" old flags?

lol i forgot about the whole flag saga

Cruisey's marijuana is low quality.

Train negro is staring at me.

>>810767
Many good tantrums were had. My favourite was when beau updated the flags slightly which broke the nurofen flags in the old threads and he was upset about it lol

>>810769
Fuck his shit up, Davo.
Say "What are you looking at, you filthy nigger?"

Trust Davo to get into a situation with a train nigger when I'm not in a position to jump on the train at Lizbef Souf and kill a nigger.

>>810773
You'd be too fat to fit through the doors.

>>810771
He has stopped.
>>810773
I appreciate the offer but your services are not currently needed.

Night.

>>810775
Stay golden, Pony Boy.

>>810769
Be careful.

>>810776
nite neet.

>>810776
Good night Pidge. xx

>>810776
Too early

>>810774
>too fat
Smart. Now it will take a gang twice as large to surround him

>>810782
One for each X on the Johnny Bigg tag.

KFC stopped doing that $4.95 slider box deal :(

I have sworn a vow that my goyslop era is over.

>>810785
I've only caved once on the KFC since Motherbat's visit started around Dec 22.

>>810766
Why would i get upset about some universally unloved bitch boi trying to create some edgelord drama when king NEETs are are chilling and no one fucking asked ?

>>810785
How many times is that this week?

>>810768
I don't have any.

>>810787
Thank you. What type of church is that?

>>810689
Same shitty (You)!

>>810788
Lots of words to say you're big mad lol

>>810788
That one is my flag and I didn't give you permission to use it. I have had a wandjina flag on each of the ausneets boards.

Sliders are only two bucks atm so got a couple. Fuck paying 10-15 bucks for a single goyslop meal.

>>810795
Use it or lose it.

Was a good show for a while.

What's the technical term for slop you cook yourself? Sloppa?

>>810800
I got that soundtrack on CD when I was 14

Transitioned. Motherbat got me some new pyjama shorts.

>>810801
Today was a good day
Is that on it?

>>810802
Very fetching.

>>810792
Uniting

>>810802
Sneed

>>810803
The day all the niggers died?
No.
Only Ice Cube track on there is the titular track, Friday.

>>810801
The only CD soundtrack I ever owned was for the Bond moofie Tomorrow Never Dies.

>>810808
Apart from the caterwauling intro music by Cheryl Crow, I can’t remember any other music from the film

>>810805
Maybe now. Think it would have been Methodist

>>810802
Bless her, she still thinks its 1995.

>>810811
They were probably the only 4XL sleep shorts in the local Big W

>>810810
You are correct it was formely that.

>>810812
My mother could never accept I needed executive sizes. She would never buy larger than 2XL.

>>810814
Poor bird could probably shit an orange

Eating borscht.
Time to de-ice freezer, so lots of random eating this week

>>810795
Based.

17 feedpacks of bean sloppa, in the freezer

>>810816
I was expecting an obese boomer and two south east asian gook girls

Tiffin is Survive the Jive.

fish fingers

Half the posts Weber hates me for, I never even posted.

FCK IT

>>810826
Why would Weber hate (you)?

>>810823
He's double think'd himself that many times that now he's too confused.

>>810828
Club footed, nigger loving, gov funded arsehole that won't take him on a picnic.

>>810831
Repeatedly pouring beer into bacon that is already swimming in butter is really something

I bet you didn't eat fish today.

>>810833
is this some jewish thing?

>>810830
I think the last one I watched, he said all groups after yamnaya people should be seen as one culture.

Weber

>>810836
Wouldn't that make the british one with pajeets? This sounds like some more pro immigration hippy shit

you didn't pass the vibe check

we

ber

need to make some major changes in my life

if i lay my head on a train track and let a train run over it then technically i didn't commit suicide

>>810838
And dutch.

>>810843
Yes it does.

>>810845
the train killed me

>>810842
You're perfect just the way you are.

i wonder if the neighbours can hear me snore when the window is wide open

>>810848
Probably.

>>810848
we can

What if there's a secret nameless neet who posts here constantly but nobody has ever really noticed?

>>810851
not real

>>810851
His posts would need to be very poor to not earn himself a name.

i like the simple theme music of fall of civilisations, very soothing

>>810855
🙂

Battery at 40%

>>810857
The plug is in?

xx

>>810858
I'm charging my phone now

Sympathy for the Underdog is earlier than Yakuza Papers (Battles Without Honor and Humanity).

I'm charging my laser.

Hole in the air bed 😔
Just can’t win
Ngmi

Uzis in the hood. 90's LA kino at its finest.

>>810863
Bit of duct tape and it will be good as new.

Cruisey should have taken Weber to the duct restaurant.

>>810865
Tried that. Multiple layers didn’t work
And the fucking chinks at the factory forgot to put the patch kit in the box
Fuck my fucking life cunt

>>810863
Lol. Suck shit.

>>810868
That is a tough one NEET.
You will have to suffer tonight and go out tomorrow to find a repair kit.

Who has the flat airbed?

>>810871
Sounds like Monk.

How have I not seen Two Hands (1999) before? It's got the best Joker, Keithy George and a young very cute Rose Byrne. Everything was better pre-911.

>>810874
I have not seen it or heard of it before.

>>810875
It even had a scene with Ledger and co. robbing a bank. Sound familiar?

>>810877
Ledger was a good joker but he was at his best playing good natured cheeky larrikins.

I wanted to be a good natured cheeky larrikin, but I was a morose, anxious, depressed sack instead.

Debicki look good in sauna

>>810880
Your image didn't attach.
Post it!

>>810880
Like something out of a horror movie.

>>810881
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widows_(2018_film)

She looks really good. Her thicc long blonde hair that I just want to grab a handful and sniff!

We see you.

>>810884
Based.

sat on my cock and raped myself

weber taught me to use my cum to lube my arse to help evict a stubbon clogger

>>810889
Pretty based. Is this the new place you've been talking about? It looks much better ventilated than bosslady's.

She got her tit out for this one.

By Azura by Azura by Azura.

I shouldn't have to spoiler anything at this time of day.

>>810894
Hopefully the young neets are all fast asleep.

The guy she was 'fucking' was a manlet

>>810892
Nicely shaped.

>>810894
You know you did wrong.

Helen was taken too soon.

Still can’t sleep despite not sleeping last night
If I can’t sleep tonight that means I’ve only slept Wednesday night this week
Feel like I might’ve permanently pickled myself this time. Another junkie lives too fast
🏎

>>810889
Based.

>>810900
Put some calm music on quietly and lay in the dark.

>>810900
I bet you have not tried anything except lying there.
Google the US military method for falling asleep.

>>810903
I don't know what that is but it sounds retarded.
Just lie down and go the fuck to sleep. It isn't something you need to learn to do, retard.

>>810904
Fool.

>>810903
You have suggested this once before and weeks later I tried it and reported it back as having some value.
You will not bully me with this method
My brain is BROKEN. I am schizing out aboit POLITICS. I’ve realised that I’m totally fucking STUPID and RUINED MY LIFE BY WASTING MY 20S ON THIS FROG SHIT MEME BECOMING THE LAST MAN

>>810833
Motherbat made me flathead and salad and garlic bread for dinner.

>>810868
Duct tape will patch a car tyre side wall long enough to get to the next town at low speed. Just how fat is Fat Elvis at present?

>>810874
I watched that Clint Eastwood moofie where he was a secret service agent the other night and it had that Rene Russo in it who you never see anymore

>>810878
10 Things I Hate About You should be on Womboflix

>>810892
She one of them sheilas with no nipples

>>810910
I voted Outrage in. No escape.

>>810900
>🏎
Life is whizzing by.

>>810899
RIP.

>>810867
kek

Good morning NEETs.

>>810918
Harrumph!

>>810919
Not today.

morning bros, gonna be a bad day I think

New history for granite video is out, for pyramid addicts: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Wz1ARwxVGc [Embed]

I hope he takes me to Hammerbarn

Rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty
Oh, rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty

>>810924
>funnies.gif
I chortled a little.