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Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 01:27:35 [Preview] No. 1943
So how long until Ash hits that wall? Will Ash still be a qt in her 30s?

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 01:33:56 [Preview] No.1944 del
Rose is still looking good now. We might never know for Ash though.

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 02:43:18 [Preview] No.1945 del
nope. I've done the numbers and I've concluded beyond reasonable doubt that Ash hit the wall at 19 just like Bombi. I'm very confident in my work and nothing will convince me otherwise (short of hard evidence of course).
alas, Ash never could quite keep up with Rose.

Seabee 10/18/2021 (Mon) 03:02:19 [Preview] No.1946 del
I think she'll always be a cutie even in her 50s, she's just that type of girl. She seems like she'll always have that youthful exuberance and personality

Yeah, Rose is still looking good and she's in her mid 30s now. I'm looking forward to her annual Christmas vid. Wish the Ash would take a page out of Rose's playbook and at least do the same. A Christmas live stream would be great. What do you say, Ash. I get too nostalgic watching your 2014 Christmas live stream every December.

Seabee 10/18/2021 (Mon) 03:08:58 [Preview] No.1947 del
So are you of the opinion that the Ash hasn't made an appearance because she feels she isn't as cute as she was?

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 04:57:41 [Preview] No.1949 del
I remember reading comments saying allison pregler hit the wall hard. I looked her up and thought she looked hot for a chick in her late thirties. Then I found out she was in her late twenties. That shit is rough yo.

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 05:14:30 [Preview] No.1950 del
yes. in fact, she probably hit the wall back in april of 2015 and just couldn't bring herself to face the internet fanboys ever again.

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 10:23:06 [Preview] No.1952 del
If Ashley ever hits the wall, I'll scrape her off and keep her in a jelly jar so we can clone her

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 12:12:19 [Preview] No.1953 del
Damn your right dude.

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 01:46:51 [Preview] No.1957 del
alright real talk, if she still looked like this at 18-19 I'll venture a guess that she's more in the lane of Rose.
la Rosa de Guadalupe, if you will.
also her older brother still looks young even though he's probably got some substance abuse issues.

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 04:23:13 [Preview] No.1958 del
Ashley can't hit the wall, she already hit that pepsi truck in that horrible car accident. She's an immortal angel now. Don't speak ill of the dead.

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 04:38:02 [Preview] No.1963 del
I want to be Ashley's pepsi truck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MdfrMO9aaE [Embed]

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 04:58:56 [Preview] No.1964 del
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Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 06:17:47 [Preview] No.1965 del
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>no more porn, drugs, alcohol
>no more TV
..ok sure
>no more music

Seabee 10/19/2021 (Tue) 15:16:39 [Preview] No.1966 del
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OMG and I thought she survived. It must have been appalling, Pepsi cans flying in the air hitting the ground and exploding. What a horrific scene.

Teen angel can you hear me
Teen angel can you see me
Are you somewhere up above
And am I still your own true love

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 23:31:51 [Preview] No.1971 del
It's okay. She's where nothing can hurt her now.

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 00:47:08 [Preview] No.1976 del
not when I kill myself and dox her mansion in heaven

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 00:49:31 [Preview] No.1977 del
Love not the world and the things in it. Sacrifice your pleasures, lusts, vanities for the sake of God and you will be his chosen. You can listen to the angelic music in heaven after. This broken world is the test, pleasures come after.

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 00:51:06 [Preview] No.1978 del
you sure know a lot of old ass music seabee

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 00:55:34 [Preview] No.1979 del
nah bro, music is inspired by God. except for shitty and degenerate music like 99% of the homepage on spotify

Seabee 10/20/2021 (Wed) 02:07:40 [Preview] No.1982 del
Yeah, I do. I think I was born too late. I really like the real old rock like stuff from the early 1950s and stuff from the late 1950s that was called DOO Whop and stuff called MO Town from the 1970s. I could go on and on but I don't want to risk boring you, unless you're into it too.

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 08:08:16 [Preview] No.1984 del
I do 70s and some 60s, 50s and earlier I'm not really into other than jazz

Seabee 10/20/2021 (Wed) 21:24:41 [Preview] No.1986 del
When I was a kid my friend's older brother introduced me to hard jazz like Dave Brubeck and I liked it. As I got older I discovered Smooth Jazz like George Benson and Nils and that became my preferred jazz. I even got into swing/big band from the 1930s and 1940s. I listened to Glenn Miller and Artie Shaw, like Moonlight Serenade and Frenesi, great stuff. I guess there's an old man inside me trying to get out, LOL. A friend of mine summed it up when he said that good music is good music no matter how old it is.

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 22:46:34 [Preview] No.1987 del
if you like jazz you should check out ryo fukui my favorite tune, or literally anything by ryo fukui.

Anonymous 10/20/2021 (Wed) 22:59:16 [Preview] No.1988 del
This video never fails to cheer me up. Thanks for posting Seabee.

Seabee 10/20/2021 (Wed) 23:20:51 [Preview] No.1989 del
Thanks for the tip. I checked out his stuff, that's some pretty cool jazz. Would never have expected it from a Japanese guy although there are some Japanese people that like to emulate American culture and jazz is pure Americano.

Seabee 10/20/2021 (Wed) 23:22:50 [Preview] No.1990 del
Me too. U R welcome, bro.

Anonymous 10/21/2021 (Thu) 07:11:13 [Preview] No.1991 del
dude I swear on my life I'd never heard Just The Two of Us in my life before this year and suddenly it appears everywhere randomly all the time. people are putting it in memes and shit.
idk maybe it was always there and I'm just noticing it now cause of... you know

this guy's pretty cool. solo piano is some of the best jazz. my music idol is Bill Evans, listen to the album Alone if you haven't.

Anonymous 10/21/2021 (Thu) 10:28:19 [Preview] No.1992 del
i only listen to classical music

im very smart

Seabee 10/21/2021 (Thu) 21:09:36 [Preview] No.1993 del
My favorite classical music rendition is The Ride Of The Valkyries by Wagner. So I'm very smart too.

I can say the above in Klingon or Farsi but I don't want to show off my intelligence.

Anonymous 10/22/2021 (Fri) 00:45:08 [Preview] No.1994 del
I'm not super into classical but I really love Chopin. or choppin' as Ashley calls him.
we could possibly have had this conversation in the dedicated music thread that's been slipping away in the catalog but I realize that this board is more like one thread, and we just move the discussion randomly between various threads. it's kind of avant-garde actually.

ah so you are a veteran. did you enjoy the PTSD video?

Seabee 10/22/2021 (Fri) 02:55:11 [Preview] No.1995 del
Yes, I'm a vet hence my namefag. I was a Navy Seabee in a combat construction battalion with a tour in Afghanistan. I enlisted right after high school in 2010 and my enlistment was up in 2014 and I got home just in time to discover the Ash just starting to do her videos on YouTube. I got a kick out of her "Talking About Veterans And PTSD" vid as I do with all her vids.

Yeah, you're right. It seems like one thread fits all. Instead of starting a new thread we just put it in the existing thread.

I wouldn't mind a dedicated music thread. I like to see what kind of music the guys here like and I can expand my music appreciation from it. I was on YouTube the other day and this young girl was on the piano playing Boogie Woogie. It's almost impossible to sit still while listening to it. I did a quick research and it started around 1910-1920 and it's a real toe tapper LOL.

Anonymous 10/22/2021 (Fri) 06:10:04 [Preview] No.1996 del
>classical musical appreciation thread
I don't know enough about specific artists but I do heavily enjoy organ music. Such a powerful instrument. Harpsichord's also really nice. More folk-related, I really like the accordion and the hurdy gurdy.

Anonymous 10/22/2021 (Fri) 06:10:52 [Preview] No.1997 del
oh dude I totally thought you were like 35 lol. you're only a little older than me.
I was actually off the grid myself for another reason but I didn't come home until 2015 like a month after Ashley disappeared. we were just star-crossed ;_;

this was the music thread I was referring to >>1069

Anonymous 10/22/2021 (Fri) 06:13:34 [Preview] No.1998 del
uh oh. a Bachfag.

Anonymous 10/22/2021 (Fri) 14:00:12 [Preview] No.1999 del
Go suck an egg, nerd.

Seabee 10/22/2021 (Fri) 20:20:51 [Preview] No.2000 del
You thought I was like 35? Honestly sometimes I feel even a lot older when guys on this board use internet slang, abbreviations and make obscure references to Anime characters and I have to Google it 'cause I don't know WTF they're talking about, heh, heh.

Too bad you missed the Ash while she was making her videos on YouTube. It was a blast commenting on her videos and sometimes she would comment on the comments. Once in a while some ass hole would make a derogatory comment but I guess that's to be expected. It was good times and I really miss it and her.

Anonymous 10/23/2021 (Sat) 02:16:08 [Preview] No.2001 del
I actually do like Bach, Im just yankin ya chain. Im just bustin ya balls. Im just givin ya the ol reacharound.

that was mostly why yeah, you don't seem to really be an internet person. how exactly did you find Ashley?
and yeah, that's just my luck. wish I could've met her.

Anonymous 10/23/2021 (Sat) 15:28:31 [Preview] No.2002 del
if she hits the wall we'll give her the treatment


Seabee 10/23/2021 (Sat) 19:03:07 [Preview] No.2003 del
>how exactly did you find Ashley

I was on the old 8chan before the Ash set up a board there. Anyway someone posted a thumb nail of her with a YouTube link and I was intrigued.She had just started to make videos and even set up a page with her e mail. You could e mail her or request a pic of her. She was very accommodating in that she would always answer. She once said that she's not like her videos. She said that IRL she's actually boring. I don't believe that. Quiet, maybe shy and unique but certainly not boring. Her personalty would just shine through.

So how did you discover the As

Anonymous 10/23/2021 (Sat) 20:57:04 [Preview] No.2004 del
ah so you're sort of an internet person. I actually never really went to fullchan (8chan) regularly, I have been on halfchan for a long time though.
I think you're right, and I can speak on this topic cause I've always been among the nerds and weirdos. people like Ashley are quiet 99% of the time, but if you get them talking about something they're interested in they will not shut up. she's definitely not a boring person, she probably just doesn't mesh with most people or most conversations.

so my story, I'm new here, I wasn't there for the heyday or the aftermath. someone or multiple people on /wsg/ on 4chan started posting clips of her around a year ago, usually in the tomboy/short hair girl threads, and I'll be real with you man, I fell for the tomboy meme and I was pretty reliably in those threads.
thing is though, they'd always post stupid short clips like the "MMMM go cry to mommy" one, and I dismissed her as another bonbi-esque girl pretending to be nerdy to appeal to internet guys. but, one day someone posted one of her making fun of jews, and I was like "hm, that's something you don't see every day". so I went and dug up the archive channel.
at first I thought it was just a fun thing I was doing casually, like I'd leave the streams on in the background while doing other stuff. but, a month or so later I was posting here. I've never been one to simp for egirls, I'm not about that life, or so I thought. 1000 clowns amirite?

Anonymous 10/23/2021 (Sat) 20:59:13 [Preview] No.2005 del
top kek

Anonymous 10/24/2021 (Sun) 00:03:51 [Preview] No.2006 del

Anonymous 10/24/2021 (Sun) 00:05:39 [Preview] No.2007 del
>Im just givin ya the ol reacharound.

Anonymous 10/24/2021 (Sun) 06:45:17 [Preview] No.2008 del
Im just rubbin ya nipples man

Seabee 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:39:41 [Preview] No.2009 del
I'd like to extol the virtues of her off beat sense of humor but I don't want to be labeled as a sycophant. Suffice it to say what a waste of talent that the Ash isn't "performing" anymore. I hope now in the present that she's taking advantage of her genius somewhere out there.

I don't get your reference to !000 clowns. All I know is when I was a kid my older sister dragged me kicking and screaming to see this play called 1000 clowns. I guess I had no culture back then, LOL.

Anonymous 10/24/2021 (Sun) 23:00:01 [Preview] No.2011 del
she is smart for sure, it's not immediately obvious but she's no less than gifted level intelligence. I'm sure she found something to replace video making when she had to stop for whatever reason.

oh was there a play? I wonder if it's the same thing. and yeah sorry that was an obscure reference, it's the name of the movie but you have to watch this scene to get it https://youtu.be/zpjN97qJ0bk?t=2280

Seabee 10/25/2021 (Mon) 20:59:03 [Preview] No.2012 del
The link you gave for the movie 1000 clowns was based on the Broadway play 1000 clowns. The play my sister dragged me to was performed by a local community theater troop. Looks like the play weathered the test of time.

The Ash would probably make a great actress. I'm amazed how she can cry and shed tears on command.

Anonymous 10/27/2021 (Wed) 06:08:56 [Preview] No.2013 del
lol I love that one. and yeah that's a rare ability, I don't think I know anyone irl who can do that.

Anonymous 11/01/2021 (Mon) 16:40:50 [Preview] No.2047 del
does anyone even know what her real hair color is? could it have been dyed medium brown the whole time?

Anonymous 11/02/2021 (Tue) 13:56:35 [Preview] No.2051 del
Surprise, she was bald all along. It was always just a really believable wig.

Anonymous 11/03/2021 (Wed) 05:24:55 [Preview] No.2052 del

she has alopecia. that's why her eyebrows are drawn on so high.

Anonymous 11/03/2021 (Wed) 16:59:55 [Preview] No.2054 del
try this Ashley https://www.minoxidilmax.com/product/minoxidilfinasteride
(I think it might be only for men though so don't use it if you are a girl)

Anonymous 11/19/2021 (Fri) 07:58:10 [Preview] No.2126 del
I just want her back. She doesn't have to show her face, just talk to us

Anonymous 11/19/2021 (Fri) 23:06:29 [Preview] No.2127 del
she already is stupid, she's been posting here for a minute

Seabee 11/19/2021 (Fri) 23:37:39 [Preview] No.2128 del
I too want her back......and her front.

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 04:04:56 [Preview] No.2129 del
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not good enough
post with a tripcode

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