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Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 06:41:43 [Preview] No. 2130
hello faggots.
I'm your new drawfag

you can make requests, and I will draw them if I feel like it
otherwise I'll just draw whatever I want
also I may be randomly inactive for various intervals

other people can do stuff too if they want, I know there are 1 or 2 photoshop wizards here. we'll call this the art general

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 06:48:09 [Preview] No.2131 del
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here's a more serious one I did looking at a reference
it was gonna just be a fast practice sketch but then I kept adding to it

Seabee 11/20/2021 (Sat) 15:31:29 [Preview] No.2133 del
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Dude,that's some top tier sketching. Looks like we have a new Draw Guy. Kudos.

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 21:18:00 [Preview] No.2134 del
thank you Chuck Norris

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 21:20:23 [Preview] No.2135 del
Nice work anon. I have been just getting into drawing casually and was wonder if you had any tips for us newbies.

Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 22:01:16 [Preview] No.2137 del
yeah sure. like anything you can find a bunch of tutorials on jewtube, and also I have a folder full of this kind of thing, which I got mostly from pinterest.

2 universal principles of art that apply to any art form:
1 - have a commitment to practice a certain amount every day. natural talent may give some people a head start, but practice is the sole arbiter of whether you'll develop a skill.
2 - start with an abstract concept and slowly get more specific. in the case of visual art this means start with a scribble in the general shape of what you're going for and then a slightly more accurate one, and slightly more, until you do the final layer. draw very light at first and slowly get darker.

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 00:04:22 [Preview] No.2138 del
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Where can I get an alium gf?

Seabee 11/21/2021 (Sun) 05:47:44 [Preview] No.2147 del
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It would be one hell of a trip but I'd say you'd have to travel to Elis, if you dare.

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 06:01:58 [Preview] No.2148 del
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Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 12:14:12 [Preview] No.2151 del

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 18:04:49 [Preview] No.2152 del
Which book should I look into?

Anonymous 11/21/2021 (Sun) 20:05:26 [Preview] No.2154 del
you dare mock the son of a shepherd?

Anonymous 11/23/2021 (Tue) 06:08:46 [Preview] No.2161 del
so Ashley said in a stream one time that she liked to play music late at night and dance around in her room to it, and that really resonated with me cause I do something similar. I listen to music on my ipod in the bathroom and pretend I'm on stage performing it, usually with just a flashlight/lantern so it feels like a spotlight.
if I hear the slightest bump or errant noise I pause the song and look out the door to make sure nobody is there. it would be a sad day indeed if anyone ever saw me doing that or asked me why I was in the bathroom with the lights off.
shine on you crazy diamond.

Seabee 11/23/2021 (Tue) 15:49:04 [Preview] No.2162 del
Cool "dancin' in the moonlight sketch" One of my favorite Ashley vids (oh hell who am I kidding, they're all my favorites) is her Interpretive Dance vid. Dance in your bathroom to this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SebH8En9ZOY [Embed]

Anonymous 11/23/2021 (Tue) 15:51:00 [Preview] No.2163 del
I wish to make a request. Please draw Ashley floating up to heaven as an angel, leaving behind the car wreck with the Pepsi trailer from that fateful day.

Anonymous 11/23/2021 (Tue) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.2164 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@danethegreatt/video/7033536230574853423?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 [Embed]

Anonymous 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:02 [Preview] No.2179 del
never 4get

Anonymous 11/26/2021 (Fri) 15:11:15 [Preview] No.2181 del
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i crie

Anonymous 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:36:26 [Preview] No.2182 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sHLxIv1Z0nY [Embed]

Seabee 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:18:56 [Preview] No.2183 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9hUq1zV2NfQ [Embed]

Anonymous 12/14/2021 (Tue) 08:07:15 [Preview] No.2297 del

Anonymous 12/14/2021 (Tue) 20:01:11 [Preview] No.2299 del
so the people who made this website decided that it would be a good idea to indicate underlines with double underscores, which is why your beautiful ascii art got messed up. I think I can guess what it was though.

Anonymous 12/16/2021 (Thu) 00:34:33 [Preview] No.2316 del
idk? i'm not an artist, just a lowly plagiarist

Anonymous 12/18/2021 (Sat) 19:44:40 [Preview] No.2346 del
Ashley is the queen. She deserves to be on the $20 bill more than Harriet Tubman. Anyone want to invest in an Ashley NFT?

Anonymous 12/18/2021 (Sat) 22:14:41 [Preview] No.2348 del
man I don't think I've seen that original picture before
I won't save it though since that's against the bible

Seabee 12/18/2021 (Sat) 23:09:13 [Preview] No.2350 del
Mordecai had an ethical dilemma. A client stopped by her law office to pay the balance of his bill, $20. After the client left Mordecai noticed that there were two twenty dollar bills stuck together. The dilemma....should she tell her law partner.

Mordecai once made a belt out of 20 dollar bills. Her law partner told her that it was a waist of money.

Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 11:49:37 [Preview] No.2370 del

Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 12:03:36 [Preview] No.2371 del
What does the N stand for? Not coming back? No return? Never gonna make another video?

Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 13:53:51 [Preview] No.2372 del

Seabee 12/20/2021 (Mon) 14:30:53 [Preview] No.2373 del
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 17:45:42 [Preview] No.2378 del
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I can't say it, I'm not based enough

Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 20:19:11 [Preview] No.2380 del
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no idea

Seabee 12/20/2021 (Mon) 20:43:31 [Preview] No.2381 del
I think that's Joe Biden in the lifeguard chair
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_-eD2n2dD2Y [Embed]

Anonymous 12/21/2021 (Tue) 02:08:47 [Preview] No.2382 del
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That's awfully accurate. Whites usually quit using the public pool once blacks begin using it

Anonymous 12/21/2021 (Tue) 03:31:10 [Preview] No.2384 del
medium high kek

Anonymous 12/23/2021 (Thu) 01:00:22 [Preview] No.2388 del
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alright, I have a little more time for a while until school starts again
I'm giving lineless painting a try
I'm also attempting to guess what she looks like now

Seabee 12/23/2021 (Thu) 03:57:26 [Preview] No.2389 del
Exceptional painting, very well done. I guess we'd all like to know what she looks like now. I'm sure she's still a QT 3.1415926535. Who knows, maybe you nailed it and if so, wow.

Anonymous 12/23/2021 (Thu) 12:30:13 [Preview] No.2393 del
I like the lighting

Seabee 12/23/2021 (Thu) 16:23:45 [Preview] No.2394 del
Or as Ashley, who once took credit for an egg pun, would say, "Eggceptional"

Anonymous 12/23/2021 (Thu) 17:28:22 [Preview] No.2395 del


Anonymous 12/23/2021 (Thu) 19:42:26 [Preview] No.2396 del
thanks bros
I'll try to do a Christmas one in the next 2 days, I have to do it with gimp instead of photoshop though cause I'll only have my laptop with linux on it
now if only I had a reference to base it off of...

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 00:11:04 [Preview] No.2397 del
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>we'd all like to know what she looks like now.

She looks like a thot

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 00:31:01 [Preview] No.2398 del
What distro? I think Debian is comfy.

Awalt I guess.

Seabee 12/24/2021 (Fri) 01:21:15 [Preview] No.2399 del

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 02:00:39 [Preview] No.2400 del
Needs more flannel and shorter hair.

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 05:00:03 [Preview] No.2401 del
does this dude actively search instagram for girls who could vaguely pass for Ashley when cropped or just add them to a folder when he happens upon them while browsing porn

I have Mint, Debian is also good though

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 05:20:50 [Preview] No.2402 del
It could be her. The wall color is the same and the wooden thing on the wall looks similar.

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 06:23:21 [Preview] No.2403 del

lol the head hair might match, but we all know how furry her belly is. like a kitten.

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 07:38:09 [Preview] No.2404 del
didn't they move like 4 years ago?

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 13:26:25 [Preview] No.2405 del

Seabee 12/24/2021 (Fri) 18:10:43 [Preview] No.2407 del
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Love her fuzzy little tummy.

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 19:38:11 [Preview] No.2408 del
this picture is against everything she stood for
but it is also highly erotic

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 07:21:51 [Preview] No.2415 del
it's not cropped

Anonymous 12/26/2021 (Sun) 05:54:12 [Preview] No.2420 del
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trying to get back into art so here is some Christmas themed ash art

Anonymous 12/26/2021 (Sun) 06:52:28 [Preview] No.2421 del
very nice

merry Christmas guys

Anonymous 12/28/2021 (Tue) 05:25:20 [Preview] No.2446 del
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my gosh working with color is a whole new pain in the ass
merry late Christmas

Anonymous 12/28/2021 (Tue) 05:42:33 [Preview] No.2447 del
that's awesome. great job. i feel pathetic now because i just failed at an attempt to draw ash as a garfield character. talent is 90% innate.

Seabee 12/28/2021 (Tue) 06:05:29 [Preview] No.2448 del
Really cute and cozy, kudos.>>2446

Anonymous 12/28/2021 (Tue) 06:41:50 [Preview] No.2449 del
thanks man.
the thing with talent is it's all innate, but skill is something like half talent and half practice. some say it's all about one or the other but they're both wrong.
e.g. my little brother wants to be a great singer but has zero talent for it, and so the result of his hard practice every day for the last couple years is he's gone from sucking to being okay.
my little sister on the other hand had moderate talent for drawing, and she chose that as her career path and practices every day, and she went from being okay to being far better than me.
also, in my opinion part of talent is passion. if you really love it that will change the way you practice and whether you see it as a chore.

you did that other Christmas picture right? my honest opinion is the shapes and proportions are good but the lines are messy. I think you have some talent but just lack refinement.
the same is also true for me though.

Anonymous 12/28/2021 (Tue) 21:52:40 [Preview] No.2451 del
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very nice
a late merry christmas everyone

Anonymous 01/07/2022 (Fri) 20:37:08 [Preview] No.2527 del
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Anonymous 01/16/2022 (Sun) 08:11:29 [Preview] No.2578 del
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I'm so sorry. I finally gave in to the urge.
I drew Ashley and me ...you know ...together.
I've been holding out, but I couldn't resist anymore.
please forgive me Ashley ;_;

Seabee 01/16/2022 (Sun) 17:42:32 [Preview] No.2579 del
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I asked her to wear her favorite shirt

Anonymous 01/16/2022 (Sun) 19:14:26 [Preview] No.2580 del
you fucker now nobody's going to fall for it

Anonymous 01/16/2022 (Sun) 19:57:10 [Preview] No.2581 del
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Ashley is dead. She slipped in some paint and bonked her head

dillweed 01/16/2022 (Sun) 21:21:11 [Preview] No.2582 del
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i lived bitch

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:26:18 [Preview] No.2583 del
stamp or gtfo

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:58:02 [Preview] No.2584 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGwd26UMcQA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:27:00 [Preview] No.2585 del
Everyone knows Ashley died in a Pepsi truck accident.

Seabee 01/17/2022 (Mon) 16:29:01 [Preview] No.2586 del
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I have additional info on the Pepsi truck that crashed into the Ash. The driver was fired, he tested positive for Coke.

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 18:03:34 [Preview] No.2587 del

pffft, they make em by the dozen in china

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 19:13:50 [Preview] No.2588 del
only the real thing for me baby https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6WaxgUmJmQ [Embed]

Seabee 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:11:49 [Preview] No.2589 del
Ashley is the real thing
Ashley drinks Pepsi
Ergo Pepsi is the real thing
It's axiomatic

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:40:34 [Preview] No.2590 del
Those boobs are way too big

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:07:07 [Preview] No.2591 del
huh? those are D's at most.
are you a DFC advocate?

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:32:07 [Preview] No.2592 del
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I didn't know what a "DFC" was until now, but i guess so because Ashley is perfect the way she is. I hope some stupid normie doesn't convince her to get instant titties

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:05:02 [Preview] No.2593 del
oh you meant it's too big to be Ashley? the doll is supposed to look like Ashley?

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:49:24 [Preview] No.2594 del
It does sort of look like her

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:31:44 [Preview] No.2596 del
Most people don't believe in magic pills, but these work. https://www.thenaturalpushup.com/us/

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 16:32:18 [Preview] No.2597 del
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how would you know anon, did you try them?

Seabee 01/18/2022 (Tue) 18:53:04 [Preview] No.2598 del
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Small breasts are the epitome of femininity. Be proud Ash

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:36:34 [Preview] No.2599 del
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dude, these cookies are all dry and I'm just trying to get some milk, man

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:08:36 [Preview] No.2600 del
I admire her humility but she may have been selling herself short.

don't take those Ash, you don't need them.

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:17:09 [Preview] No.2601 del
Ashley, don't listen to these pedros. Take the pills, fulfill your bustsize...I mean destiny

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:29:44 [Preview] No.2602 del
Ashley doesn't even look like that anymore. She looks more like her mom. She has long hair, wider hips and thicc legs

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:58:08 [Preview] No.2603 del
that whore on discord isn't her LB. it's probably not even a woman. I really hope you haven't given money to her/him.

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:41:58 [Preview] No.2604 del
kaleigh pls

i guess there is just another person out there that posts your pics and knows your love for LocoRoco

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 08:03:35 [Preview] No.2605 del
I'm not her you double nigger. I've never been her the last 30 times you called me her. I'm literally just another fat, autistic neckbeard on the internet just like you. I'm just another fat, gay, smelly, retarded, greasy, reddit dwelling, stupid, autistic neckbeard, just like you.

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 09:12:23 [Preview] No.2606 del
That's exactly what Ashley would say

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 15:25:56 [Preview] No.2607 del
Hey Ash, how's the afterlife?

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 15:55:19 [Preview] No.2608 del

only ashley would deny being the one true ashley

Laughing_Boy 01/19/2022 (Wed) 22:13:05 [Preview] No.2612 del
Actually I'm a guy with glasses and a wrestler's build.

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 00:06:27 [Preview] No.2613 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 00:19:27 [Preview] No.2614 del
Damn Ashley, you gotta shave.

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 00:52:35 [Preview] No.2615 del

how does that prove anything?

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 02:00:20 [Preview] No.2616 del
sorry it's blurry but you can tell there are (you)s in the replies

Seabee 01/20/2022 (Thu) 02:34:31 [Preview] No.2617 del

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 13:38:20 [Preview] No.2618 del
do you have to shave your hands?

Seabee 01/20/2022 (Thu) 18:00:00 [Preview] No.2619 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XV_CQrHKna8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 18:04:27 [Preview] No.2620 del
ngl I do a clipper on the whole thing every couple months

Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 23:57:25 [Preview] No.2621 del
Heh, I do the same thing. No homo but you wear your arm hair better than me. Mine's spidery as hell.

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 00:16:30 [Preview] No.2622 del
Yeah, I'm a veritable werewolf myself. Just thankful I don't have a unibrow. I used to manscape when I was younger, but then I was told by a few girls I'm sexier with body hair. I only trim my beard and pubic hair now. I've had girls tell me they don't prefer body hair but it wasn't a deal breaker with me so I just decided to keep it instead of shaving every two weeks

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 05:27:36 [Preview] No.2623 del
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how about just a little homo?

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:59:08 [Preview] No.2688 del
i haven't watched it yet, but somehow boba fett survived that

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 12:29:52 [Preview] No.2698 del
literally a 9/10 reply

well done!

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 07:15:07 [Preview] No.2748 del
I just thought I'd share this Ashley NFT I drew.
please refrain from saving it however as I estimate it to be worth approximately $2.5 million in etherium.
I've finally made it bros. gonna move out of mom's basement and get a girlfriend!

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 07:26:39 [Preview] No.2749 del
>please refrain from saving
[laughs manically]

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 07:44:40 [Preview] No.2750 del
don't do it anon, my whole future depends on this rare, unique non-fugnigiable token.
I knew I shouldn't have posted it. how do I delete my post

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 12:32:45 [Preview] No.2753 del

Seriously though, that looks great. Are you going to colour it?

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 12:43:52 [Preview] No.2754 del
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looks like we're in the monkey business boys. i'm adjusting for inflation

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 16:14:51 [Preview] No.2759 del
thanks. idk probably not, it's just for lulz, no one other than us would even understand it.
I'll color it if a certain person asks me to

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 16:33:47 [Preview] No.2760 del
that's awesome, anon. be a real shame if someone... right clicked it. seriously, it's the only bored ape that has intrinsic artistic value.

Seabee 01/29/2022 (Sat) 16:54:51 [Preview] No.2761 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jr-8TkgLUS4 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 16:59:25 [Preview] No.2762 del
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>no one other than us would even understand it
dude, you just like described the entire NFT industry

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 17:04:26 [Preview] No.2763 del
that's true. not understanding something gives it artistic clout. I'll be the envy of every other cool kid at the yacht club.

Seabee 01/29/2022 (Sat) 18:15:19 [Preview] No.2764 del
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Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 09:03:00 [Preview] No.3171 del
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sorry dudes I've been busy lately
happy 2/22/22

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 12:24:35 [Preview] No.3172 del
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love it!

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 20:40:44 [Preview] No.3177 del
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Me and Ash hanging out in her room while she watches Fox News

Seabee 02/23/2022 (Wed) 00:43:52 [Preview] No.3181 del
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Anonymous 02/23/2022 (Wed) 06:04:57 [Preview] No.3182 del


Anonymous 02/27/2022 (Sun) 12:16:40 [Preview] No.3198 del
Im her oldest fan

Anonymous 02/27/2022 (Sun) 12:38:03 [Preview] No.3199 del
Im so old i cant figure out how to delete posts

anyways here was my shitty (updated) meme

Anonymous 02/27/2022 (Sun) 17:56:19 [Preview] No.3200 del
time to marathon them for the 87th time

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 00:01:29 [Preview] No.3201 del
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ash likes older guys btw

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 01:22:47 [Preview] No.3202 del
She seems to have daddy issues, so my short 35 year old ass is in like flynn, twenty three skiddo, ha cha cha.

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 02:14:40 [Preview] No.3203 del
we talking like 5 years or like 10 years?

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 05:36:21 [Preview] No.3204 del
I heard her last ldr was a 35 yo
moar like 13 years apparently

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 06:19:08 [Preview] No.3205 del
would that be that dude on discord who claimed he was dating her?

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 07:12:40 [Preview] No.3206 del
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i think ashley does have some sort of abandonment issue with her mom because she left their family which could explain her anxiety and fear of a relationship but i don't think she has daddy issues that most girls seem to have. i think any issue with her dad might be because he used to drink although we're not entirely aware of the circumstances surrounding the reason why or if anything happened because of his drinking. something must happened though for ashley to recall it. i don't believe ashley's dad ever mistreated her. ashley probably likes the feel of tight fitting clothing like leather or latex on her skin because it feels like the hugs she didn't receive often. she way take unusually long hot showers as well. she's probably not bi but secretly wants to dom other girls sexually that she feels are more attractive than her in the traditional sense. she wants a powerful man that is able to keep the relationship by taking charge because she fears she will make the same mistake her mother did and can't be with someone like her father who would just give up on their family

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 13:06:16 [Preview] No.3208 del
Which one? It wasn't the anon from Sheep Village who leaked the pics a few years back. This anon was from another server called Sam's Club. He dm'd me a dick pic because he thought I was a qt underage gril. So I replied with some pics of some trap thinking he would back off but he said I was hot and kept messaging me until they kicked him from the server for being a pedo. He had been telling others there he was dating her and they were all like if you're dating her then why are you sending dick pics and begging for nudes? It was weird. The whole thing was just odd.

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 15:39:36 [Preview] No.3209 del
By Daddy issues I meant more that she was defensive of him in a way that she isn't about most other things. Not really an issue, I guess.

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 16:37:11 [Preview] No.3210 del
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we're trying to lure her back here

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 16:40:41 [Preview] No.3211 del
ah I see, thanks. well that settles it, he's definitely her bf.
it turns out I'm too young for Ashley. I can't be her sugar daddy.

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 18:47:17 [Preview] No.3213 del
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Yeah, and? You don't think she'd like a nice box in which to curl up when she comes back? Hmm?

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 18:57:07 [Preview] No.3214 del
I'm tryna get another damn vocaroo here and you niggers keep reminding her why she left

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 23:24:30 [Preview] No.3215 del
you might be just right for her bf. are you a qt trap? if not, could you be?

Anonymous 02/28/2022 (Mon) 23:54:44 [Preview] No.3216 del
i had a dream where i was going through the line at chipotles and ashley was making me a burrito. i was flirting with her and thinking about asking for her number but when we reached the end, she leaned me over the counter and for some reason i wasn't wearing pants? then she began to stuff the burrito in my butt hole and told me this is the carnivore diet and it was weird because in my mind, this was perfectly normal and i was still only concerned with getting her number

Anonymous 03/01/2022 (Tue) 00:00:56 [Preview] No.3217 del
you know, I could be. I could be. I actually sort of look like FtM Ashley, except I'm full white xd


Anonymous 03/01/2022 (Tue) 09:23:46 [Preview] No.3218 del
i did lure her here
she posted the vocaroo because of me

Anonymous 03/01/2022 (Tue) 15:53:29 [Preview] No.3221 del
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>be Ashley
>time for the monthly check on my simp board
>2 shots of whiskey for extra courage
>look it up on duckduckgo cause I aint bookmarking that shit
>decide I'll get the art thread out of the way first, see if there are any new chicken scratches of me
>w-what's this???
>some based chad anon has made a really fucked up psychoanalysis of me
>start cumming uncontrollably
>immediately upload 3 new videos all begging for this mystery stranger to come ravage my body

all in a day's work

Anonymous 03/01/2022 (Tue) 17:16:18 [Preview] No.3224 del
yeah right. like that would ever happen.

Anonymous 03/01/2022 (Tue) 22:10:18 [Preview] No.3225 del
you are literally a black monkey gorilla nigger

Anonymous 03/02/2022 (Wed) 00:11:26 [Preview] No.3230 del
ash, you've moving way to fast for me. can we just sit and talk over some pepsi and pizza first

Anonymous 03/02/2022 (Wed) 00:23:51 [Preview] No.3231 del
shit, do i have dyslexia?

Anonymous 03/02/2022 (Wed) 12:42:02 [Preview] No.3235 del
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>>look it up on duckduckgo cause I aint bookmarking that shit

Anonymous 03/02/2022 (Wed) 17:32:04 [Preview] No.3236 del
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ash just wants that /b/ dick and nothing can stop her.

Anonymous 03/03/2022 (Thu) 00:01:06 [Preview] No.3238 del
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/b/ isn't even worth mentioning anymore, it's where redditors go to be slightly more edgy and post tranny porn

Anonymous 03/13/2022 (Sun) 18:08:00 [Preview] No.3309 del
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Lol I looked down and my setup looked similar, do we have the same Wacom tablet, anon?

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 02:48:43 [Preview] No.3310 del
very nice. yeah I think it's called "intuos" or something

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 12:12:52 [Preview] No.3319 del
I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow.

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 14:41:03 [Preview] No.3321 del
Great movie, great soundtrack. Really brave of them to have a full five minutes of Ashley making out with her wife at the end.

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 16:46:09 [Preview] No.3322 del
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this might be your best yet shoopfag

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 19:22:39 [Preview] No.3323 del
These boys are not white! These boys are not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey! One of 'em's half beaner!

Anonymous 03/16/2022 (Wed) 22:30:07 [Preview] No.3326 del
All that work and you didn't smooth over the adam's apple

Laughing_Boy 03/16/2022 (Wed) 22:35:54 [Preview] No.3327 del
I love this movie. One day, I hope Ashley will tell our girls that I was hit by a train and be thrown out of a Woolworth's but since there are no more Woolworth's stateside, I'll have to settle for being thrown out of a Footlocker like a black

Anonymous 03/16/2022 (Wed) 23:10:31 [Preview] No.3329 del
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are you saying ash isn't valid? because ash is valid.

Anonymous 03/17/2022 (Thu) 13:01:39 [Preview] No.3330 del
>you will never punch the back of ash's adam's apple with your dick

Anonymous 04/07/2022 (Thu) 06:26:08 [Preview] No.3609 del
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30 years in paint

Anonymous 04/07/2022 (Thu) 06:30:33 [Preview] No.3610 del
And this is all you get (heh).

Anonymous 04/23/2022 (Sat) 05:46:44 [Preview] No.3835 del
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the youtube channel is closed
due to aids

Anonymous 04/23/2022 (Sat) 05:51:56 [Preview] No.3836 del

Anonymous 04/23/2022 (Sat) 13:42:21 [Preview] No.3837 del
Vegan Cathy is an underrated characters of hers

Anonymous 04/23/2022 (Sat) 18:52:41 [Preview] No.3848 del
Vegan Cathy look like she about to reveal her hiden jutsu

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 14:30:58 [Preview] No.3851 del
needs some nunchakus

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 15:05:51 [Preview] No.3852 del
>needing to remind people what habbo hotel was
>linking to dramatica
What year is this? Who could possibly be a fan of Ash but not be old enough to know Habbo? Are you suggesting there are FUCKING ZOOMERS amongst us?

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 17:37:00 [Preview] No.3854 del
i never played any of those games tbh. they all seem like huge wastes of time for normie children. everquest, club penguin, habbo hotel, maple story, ragnarok online, etc.

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 18:08:16 [Preview] No.3855 del
what, should I have linked knowyourmeme instead?
I know at least one person here who wouldn't get the joke unless I explained it

with the exception of runescape of course, which is a fun and exciting game that everyone loves

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 18:50:25 [Preview] No.3856 del
I meant runescape actually. I just realized I put everquest for some reason?

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 21:47:39 [Preview] No.3857 del
EVERYONE loves Runescape.

Anonymous 04/24/2022 (Sun) 21:50:57 [Preview] No.3858 del
no it's not afro ninja it's the habbo nigra

Anonymous 04/25/2022 (Mon) 13:11:21 [Preview] No.3861 del

god i wish vegan Cathy would debate me on the ethic morality of veganism and just absolutely bully me with facts and logic as her jewfro swells larger and larger until I choke to death on those deliciously luscious curls.

Seabee 04/25/2022 (Mon) 16:52:23 [Preview] No.3863 del
Yes, she certainly had a comedic sense in creating off beat characters......and then unfortunately she was gone in 60 seconds. I guess Ashley ascribes to the philosophy "Always leave them wanting for more."

Anonymous 04/25/2022 (Mon) 18:21:05 [Preview] No.3867 del
I tried Runescape once. It was terrible.

Anonymous 04/25/2022 (Mon) 18:59:40 [Preview] No.3869 del
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bro you just have to play it for like 15 hours and then it becomes fun

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 04:04:16 [Preview] No.4088 del
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yeah they'll pass you by

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 04:08:52 [Preview] No.4089 del
I didn't know Michael Moore watched Ashley videos?

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 04:14:25 [Preview] No.4090 del

another masterpiece. you write the gospels of our generation.

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 15:48:14 [Preview] No.4094 del
It's not like he has much else going on, dude's career died like twenty years ago.

Seabee 05/08/2022 (Sun) 16:54:07 [Preview] No.4095 del
Moore is a walking dichotomy. He's a socialist and supported Bernie Sanders for president and yet he is a member of the NRA and supporter of the 2nd amendment. I didn't know a socialist could show signs of rationality.

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 06:43:04 [Preview] No.4118 del
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:36:48 [Preview] No.4121 del

fuuuuuuuuuuu there's not enough ashton content yet

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:53:08 [Preview] No.4122 del
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>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:55:37 [Preview] No.4123 del
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fucking website
>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 20:42:35 [Preview] No.4140 del
ngl i would pound ashton's bussy

Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 13:13:53 [Preview] No.4435 del
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>Ashley will never call me a Baka and tell me my art sucks btw

Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 22:34:24 [Preview] No.4440 del
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very nice, good line work

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:13:24 [Preview] No.4449 del
>while she jerks you off under your desk while your door is open and your mom is doing laundry in the other room

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:30:43 [Preview] No.4455 del
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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:27:07 [Preview] No.4457 del
man Man, your moms must have some really long arms like Mrs. Incredible

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 17:28:45 [Preview] No.4465 del
she does and so do I, I inherited them. I have nice long handsome arms. sometimes I thought my arms were too short but many people including beautiful women have insisted that my arms are long and normal. my forearms and my arms in general are normal. and long.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 20:17:07 [Preview] No.4467 del
Wow, that's great anon! Have I got a fren for you! https://www.youtube.com/c/PresidentChristopher/featured

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.5963 del
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call me a shartist will you? i'll show you what this college boy can do. i'll show you all. mama mama do you love me now mama? please love me now mama.

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.5965 del

fuuuu... i instinctively saved that.

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.5966 del
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now I know how you feel Ash

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.5968 del
Good god, look at what you did Ash. You made the drawfag unleash a force even WORSE than tranny porn... custom made MLP porn.

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.5970 del
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