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Anonymous 03/07/2021 (Sun) 19:14:35 [Preview] No. 438
do you have the strength to challenge derrick?

Seabee 03/07/2021 (Sun) 21:14:10 [Preview] No.439 del
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Certainly not I sir but I know of someone who most certainly may.

Anonymous 03/08/2021 (Mon) 12:04:39 [Preview] No.440 del
if he even have a chance and is worthy to challenge derrick the beast, I'm interested in knowing about this mysterious someone.

Seabee 03/08/2021 (Mon) 14:26:59 [Preview] No.441 del
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This mysterious someone is the only man worthy enough to lick the boots of The Ash and kiss the ground she walks on, the one and only Clint Eastwood.

Anonymous 03/08/2021 (Mon) 19:44:47 [Preview] No.442 del
if he is lucky the ash may show him mercy and allow him to apologize by licking the boots and licking the ground she walks on. she will only allow him to the challenge to have fun humiliating his ass.

Seabee 03/09/2021 (Tue) 01:51:43 [Preview] No.443 del
Perhaps you are correct. And perhaps the only one worthy of Ashley is Ashley herself.
With the technology of cloning soon she may be her own protagonist.

Anonymous 03/09/2021 (Tue) 12:48:45 [Preview] No.444 del
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I would be honored if derrick shot up my school, imagine seeing derrick the beast mowing down people and finishing them off with some karate kicks and plows, what a beautiful sight to behold before death.

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 12:21:47 [Preview] No.460 del
derrick can get the d in his tight little boipussi. his mom can get it too.

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 17:03:36 [Preview] No.461 del
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derrick da beast is the coolest kid in school, fuck the other kids they will pay

Seabee 03/14/2021 (Sun) 17:59:16 [Preview] No.462 del
Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that delicate effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.

Seabee 03/14/2021 (Sun) 18:04:22 [Preview] No.463 del
Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that gorgeous effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 18:14:08 [Preview] No.464 del
stop posting traps, k? thanks.

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 19:53:14 [Preview] No.465 del
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derrick isn't just running his mouth, this ain't some gun range boy, he is the real deal. he may be very pretty and delicate but you don't really want his beastly wrath.

Seabee 03/14/2021 (Sun) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.466 del
My apologies, it's just that I was so taken by Derrick's ethereal beauty.

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 22:47:10 [Preview] No.467 del
understandable, Derrick Da Pretty Beast can be very cute sometimes, but he is also very scary and edgy

Anonymous 03/15/2021 (Mon) 16:35:08 [Preview] No.470 del
DerrickDaBeast rap and speech at the end, very relatable stuff

Seabee 03/18/2021 (Thu) 16:59:52 [Preview] No.471 del
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"Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone"

Joni Mitchell

Anonymous 03/18/2021 (Thu) 17:16:07 [Preview] No.472 del
she's beautiful

Seabee 03/18/2021 (Thu) 17:43:57 [Preview] No.473 del
Yes she is and that's an understatement.

Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 09:05:45 [Preview] No.474 del
just bee

Seabee 03/22/2021 (Mon) 19:21:16 [Preview] No.475 del
She always said that she wasn't much for sports but I can just imagine her on a longboard or a shortboard maneuvering a 6 foot wave wearing a Billabong or O'Neill wetsuit, boggles the mind

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:49:14 [Preview] No.477 del
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the light of the Ash will always banish the darkness anon

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 14:30:47 [Preview] No.478 del
So true, so true. I only posted the turn the lights off post because it had been over 2 weeks since the last post and was afraid people were losing interest in our girl even though it has been 6 years without her. Wow, has it been that long, tempus fugit, sigh.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:48:21 [Preview] No.479 del
6 years is a long time, I think even if its slow here, people still like Ashley and some new people still discover her and like her. in my opinion she is the coolest girl on the internet. it is very interesting that you are still here, maybe you still feel nostalgic for a discussion about Ashley and the times you had when this place was busier.

Seabee 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:49:07 [Preview] No.480 del
Yes, six years IS a long time but it seems like only yesterday, I wish it was yesterday once more, heh,heh. Yeah, this board is slow. Sometimes I wonder if it's just you and me and maybe 2 or 3 other posters. When 8 chan was up her board was quite busy and I deemed her an international star since one poster was from Australia and there was a poster from Portugal. I enjoyed posting them, they were cool guys. Yeah, nostalgia has set in.

When 8chan went down taking Ashley's board with it I found this Endchan by accident, went through all the various boards and found Ashley's board. I went on various boards giving Ashley's URL on Endchan hoping some of the old crew from 8chan would see it but it seems that nobody noticed.

She WAS the coolest girl on the internet and now 6 years have passed and maybe she's even cooler. I just hope she hasn't lost that quirky, edgy offbeat sense of humor that made her so unique (along with her extreme cuteness of course).

One of the bigger debates when 8chan was up was will she ever return. Some felt she would and some said, "No way." Well it's been 6 years so I guess the later was right. Oh well, live in hope and die in despair.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:05:59 [Preview] No.481 del
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not him but i mostly lurk. 8chan dying really fucked up "our" type of boards i was more into agatha
out of all the e-girls, i think it's only sunny that's properly active with rose giving us the odd christmas video.
why are we still here?

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 03:46:55 [Preview] No.482 del
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I also found this board by accident, slow board but very comfy and nice. most people moved on after 6 years but some true fans still exist and it says a lot about Ashley, she is truly the best girl. maybe it is better for her to stay offline, nothing too bad happened and she probably remembers it as fun and not the worst thing she did, unlike other girls who went on chans.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 03:53:48 [Preview] No.483 del
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rose's approach is good, not too involved but also not completely gone, wish other girls who are afraid of the toxicity and controversy take rose's approach, but everyone is different, rose's content now is not controversial or toxic its just Christmas videos.
>why are we still here?
just to suffer of coarse.

Seabee 04/09/2021 (Fri) 15:59:53 [Preview] No.484 del
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>why are we here
I'm here mostly in the hope that someone who knows more about the Ash than I do, even tangentially, will let us know how she's doing or what she's doing and is she happy and it's just nice to post with other guys who like her like I do. And yes, I wish that the Ash would take a page from Rose's playbook (even though the Ash didn't seem to care for Rose that much) and at least make one vid a year or even just make one vid to let us know how she's doing.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 17:38:37 [Preview] No.485 del
just to suffer

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 01:53:56 [Preview] No.970 del
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I believe I am the man you are searching for

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 04:59:36 [Preview] No.1022 del
Lmao, that's not a pic of Ashley my dude. You fell for LB's ruse.

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 05:55:32 [Preview] No.2645 del
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Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 06:33:29 [Preview] No.2648 del
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...hello Ashley. I'm glad you're alive.

Laughing_Boy 01/23/2022 (Sun) 06:53:56 [Preview] No.2649 del
heh, hearing that voice brought a tear to my eye. Ashley, I don't care that modern medical science has made you a monster. I still want to be your Chris Ulmer

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:04:47 [Preview] No.2650 del
The Queen has returned https://youtu.be/vOf78z3Hi4U?t=180

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.2655 del
fake and gay

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 09:13:57 [Preview] No.2657 del
damn how am I ever gonna compete with Uncut

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 10:14:29 [Preview] No.2659 del
You can't. None of us can compete with Uncut. He had already won her heart years ago by begging for Ashley's pp. Ashley moved out to Redding, California to be with him. https://opengovus.com/california-license/1005M-342193

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 12:43:32 [Preview] No.2662 del
agreed Poo/Pee, I got my 7th booster shot and my 5g wifi connection is sooo good! I am dominating in FORTNITE!

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 19:06:06 [Preview] No.2664 del
>He had already won her heart years ago
you mean he won poo'r heart

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 00:32:19 [Preview] No.2669 del
well well look what the cat dragged in

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 02:10:28 [Preview] No.2673 del
wow poo's still BASED.

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 03:19:56 [Preview] No.2676 del
damn, derrick is dead? his mom seeing anybody at the moment?

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.2677 del
this means she's doing a valentines day stream now right? right.

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 04:02:59 [Preview] No.2680 del
lmao, wasn't that the stream she said she wouldn't do? almost six years later, "hi guys, i'm really glad you all waited for me, i'd like you all to meet someone very special to me, my fiancé"

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:38:38 [Preview] No.2684 del
yeah I wanna know if she and Ron ever moved things forward

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:46:50 [Preview] No.2686 del
idk man? Ron is getting up in age. he was looking a little thin even back then

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:48:52 [Preview] No.2687 del
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rip to a real one

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 06:00:40 [Preview] No.2689 del
poor kid, you could tell he was already sick in the first pic

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 07:29:32 [Preview] No.2691 del
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you know, vaccines really are a miracle of modern science, I strongly encourage anyone holding out to go try them. it's harmless, it's cool, everyone's doing it. I've gotten the pfizer, the moderna, the J&J, and all the boosters for each. I wish the next booster would come out already. when that needle goes in and it hits the brain it's like MMMMMMMMMMM. like when you get that first hit of coke after being up the river for 8 months.
idk what you antivaxxers are talking about.

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 07:37:21 [Preview] No.2692 del
did seabee die in combat? I've been anticipating more beautiful poetry all day

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 08:04:42 [Preview] No.2693 del
we could use a poetry thread, but then again, this whole board is poetry

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 09:37:27 [Preview] No.2694 del
yes, a long free form dadaist poem about the dangers of autism

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 12:09:40 [Preview] No.2695 del
>when that needle goes in and it hits the brain

mate i think they're doing it wrong

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 22:05:20 [Preview] No.2700 del
roflmao i'm beginning to think none of you virgins have had vaxigna.

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 02:44:01 [Preview] No.2702 del
when u fail penis inspection day

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 02:47:10 [Preview] No.2703 del
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Ash do one about the 2020 election

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 11:20:31 [Preview] No.2705 del
shutup needledick

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 12:57:50 [Preview] No.2707 del
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scabies, full body rash, loss of hair... sounds like she- i mean poo has turned into a zombie. She did- sorry, pee did return from the dead too.

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 18:28:39 [Preview] No.2709 del
And even after all that, poo still looks better than lori lightfoot

Seabee 01/25/2022 (Tue) 20:34:03 [Preview] No.2710 del
I always said that Lori Lightfoot is one ugly black woman. Damn, she's so ugly even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her. She has to tie a steak around her neck for her dog to play with her. And what's with the name Lightfoot? Is she another politician trying to pass herself off as a native American like that ass hole Elisabeth Warren.

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 21:37:12 [Preview] No.2711 del
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lori lightfoot look like bill cosby's mini-me

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 22:49:09 [Preview] No.2712 del
t. nigga who gets zero pfussy

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 05:14:21 [Preview] No.2718 del
Ashley Jones, future astronaut, doctor, engineer: a poo barely alive

Gentlemen we can rebuild poo
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic whoa man
Ashley Jones will be that whoa man
Better than poo was before
Better, Stronger, Faster

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 06:14:51 [Preview] No.2720 del
hmmmm six million?
I dunno man... that seem like a lot.
nah, I'm not buyin it.

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 09:40:18 [Preview] No.2725 del
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we won't have to pay for a thing. i'm taking a page from trump's the art of the steal. we're gonna "ask" for $1 donations from 6 million kikes in jew york to our blm charity called "black mail matters". our organization makes sure that all the jail monkeys and cell gorillas get care packages sent to them from their gang members back at home and if the kikes don't want to cooperate...i mean donate. we tell them it's no longer just a secret between you and your rabbi now that james o'queef knows. they will be so hardpressed that they will have to ease up on that dollar. it will be just like another shoah

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 12:05:52 [Preview] No.2727 del
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Hey everyone, speaking of money. I just invested in this dope NFT of Ashley's post.
Only cost me $5,800.

I'm going to be soo rich dude!

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 14:18:25 [Preview] No.2728 del
She's not coming back. She must have happened onto this board sometime ago and after reading through most of the threads, she decided to post that vocaroo to fuck with the few of you that are still holding on to that para-social relationship trying to dox her. If she was returning, she would have said so. That recording is just her way of mocking you for still being here.

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 15:46:50 [Preview] No.2729 del
>trying to dox her
That sounds like libel. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 15:58:10 [Preview] No.2730 del
So you're saying she's back? Hey, right on, brother.


More like several hundred thousand... man, am I right?

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 17:13:19 [Preview] No.2734 del
please fuck off, she's not a retard like your tinder dates. your obvious reverse psychology isn't going to work.

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 18:13:25 [Preview] No.2735 del
You've been waiting six fucking years just to get a minute recording of her telling you to kill yourself faggot. What did you think was going to happen? She was just going to come back into our lives and single you out to fall in love with because you both like the same hipster music? You probably don't even like her music. You've just watched her livestreams and tried to figure out shit about her like everyone else has. She is never going to love you LB.

Anonymous 01/27/2022 (Thu) 18:41:31 [Preview] No.2736 del
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you have a very distinct writing style, everyone can tell it's you despite changing your name and capitalization patterns. and the only music you listen to is the background music in porn.
we've got some bad people here. very very bad people. they're not sending their best.

Anonymous 01/28/2022 (Fri) 11:27:14 [Preview] No.2739 del
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heh you didn't think it would be that easy did you?
who is he? i don't mind tho
who? Seabee?

Seabee 01/28/2022 (Fri) 14:48:16 [Preview] No.2741 del
Not me, brother, I always namefag.

Laughing_Boy 01/28/2022 (Fri) 17:31:53 [Preview] No.2742 del
Ashley, just ignore them. I can protect you from me.

Anonymous 01/28/2022 (Fri) 17:53:12 [Preview] No.2743 del
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no not Seabee, LB (Laughing Boy). he was talking to me as if I was him for some fucked up reason. he's a sociopath.

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 03:35:05 [Preview] No.2745 del
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>right click save as

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Seabee 01/29/2022 (Sat) 05:15:33 [Preview] No.2747 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9-YNCrsvL4 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/29/2022 (Sat) 13:08:56 [Preview] No.2755 del
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>stop the steal!
>stop the steal!
>stop the steal!
>stop the steal!
STOP THE STEAL! >stop the steal!
>stop the steal!

Anonymous 01/30/2022 (Sun) 15:49:53 [Preview] No.2771 del
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so it's not gonna be a weekly thing huh

Anonymous 01/30/2022 (Sun) 19:52:05 [Preview] No.2772 del
need more mommy milky

Anonymous 01/30/2022 (Sun) 22:26:54 [Preview] No.2773 del
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still would

Seabee 01/31/2022 (Mon) 03:13:12 [Preview] No.2774 del
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If the Ash now wants to be called"Pooh" I'll be her Christopher Robin.

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 06:59:11 [Preview] No.2775 del
and if she's down with p then she's down with me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k [Embed]

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 12:14:26 [Preview] No.2777 del
that looks a lot like my step mum I'm incredibility uncomfortable right now.

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 12:20:57 [Preview] No.2778 del
If I'm going to invest, I need to know... since Ashley has bunions, will this 6 million dollar whoa man version of her- I mean of pee, will it... include the bunions?

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 13:52:51 [Preview] No.2779 del
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medical science has only come so far man but assure you we have the finest chinese scientists and engineers working on this

best i can do is wind up toy feet stabilizers

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 17:01:10 [Preview] No.2781 del
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I know it'll be constructed with every safety protocol if chinese scientists are involved

Seabee 01/31/2022 (Mon) 17:28:09 [Preview] No.2783 del
For shame. Anon used an age progression program on Pooh's face. He violated Pooh's 3rd commandment: "Thou shall not in any way shape or form besmirch the countenance of Ashley lest you be condemned to suffer hell fire for all eternity. Here is the original photo.

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 18:37:04 [Preview] No.2784 del
thanks seabee I was worried it was actually real, you're always looking out for us

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 18:45:17 [Preview] No.2785 del
i don't get it

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 19:00:36 [Preview] No.2786 del
don't worry, I'll explain it to you:

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 20:13:11 [Preview] No.2787 del
pee instated no such provision.

Anonymous 01/31/2022 (Mon) 21:33:02 [Preview] No.2788 del
look at those humbungalobumbas

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 00:11:48 [Preview] No.2790 del
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¡Ay, caramba!

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 00:46:34 [Preview] No.2791 del
>ashley with disgusting cow udders

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 04:33:05 [Preview] No.2793 del
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based anon

Seabee 02/01/2022 (Tue) 17:07:11 [Preview] No.2794 del
Yes, based. If a guy says that he likes big juicy breasts, send him to KFC, heh, heh.

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 18:49:09 [Preview] No.2795 del
is that really as bad as liking fake breasts though?

Laughing_Boy 02/01/2022 (Tue) 20:15:42 [Preview] No.2796 del
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Seabee 02/01/2022 (Tue) 21:16:31 [Preview] No.2797 del
I don't know. I haven't tried the fake chicken breasts but I heard they suck. Like the song says, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby. As much as the Ash aka pooh likes her chicken I would advise her to stick to the real thing.

As far as boobs go, fake breasts can't hold a candle to small perfect breasts. Again I say, "Be proud, Pooh."

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 21:36:17 [Preview] No.2798 del
you're not using poo's pronouns correctly you transphobe

Anonymous 02/01/2022 (Tue) 23:26:37 [Preview] No.2799 del
Maybe? Poo was a she/her but now poo is a poo/pee, so pee is equivalent to her, right? I honestly don't care enough to be corrected. I just call all subhumans it.

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 00:04:28 [Preview] No.2800 del
that's correct, poo is the object pronoun and pee is the subject pronoun.
Ashley's gender identity is very important to pee, and if we don't use peer pronouns properly poo will question the very essence of what makes pee pee, and never make another vocaroo recording. as peer network of social support it is imperative that we express to pee that poo is important to us by validating pee in pee's new identity as poo takes on a world of bigots who aren't willing to accept pee and call pee what poo identifies as. so if you ever call pee she again I'll be forced to confront you, and say "excuse me, persyn of ignorance, poo has asked us to use pee's proper neo-pronouns, and as pee's good friend I must insist that you validate pee's identity and call pee what makes pee feel like poo is pee true self". thank you for understanding.

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 00:36:36 [Preview] No.2801 del
I know what makes pee pee. Pretty sure it's Pepsi

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 01:12:44 [Preview] No.2802 del
i posted the rentals music video "friends of p" and thought i was being apposite, but then (after clicking) realized i had used improper pronouns. the post was anonymous, but i've had to live with the guilt ever since. as an act of contrition i will be donating five bucks to the trevor project and working the gloryhole at the rest area off the interstate. i hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forgive me. especially ash, pooself.

Seabee 02/02/2022 (Wed) 02:32:29 [Preview] No.2803 del
And there are still some that still believe that wrestling isn't staged. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 02:46:00 [Preview] No.2804 del
>the shitposting train has derailed and is barreling down the hillside towards the local orphanage

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 05:46:38 [Preview] No.2807 del
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this board was like a poorly contained toxic landfill in the outskirts of some Russian city just waiting for some errant spark or strike of lightning to light it up

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Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 14:15:38 [Preview] No.2809 del
look man, imma be honest with you. this is top secret, so don't tell any black women you work with or else they might get a book deal. i was going to keep the bunions to myself as a holy relic but the bunions were stuck sitting in a cargo container off the coast with the rest of ashley and biden wouldn't let me have them. i think biden wants the bunions all to himself because he sent seal team sex to get pee and probably has ash at his pretend president hideout right now sniffing pee hair. we haven't even had the chance to install the self defense mechanisms so poo's no no spots are PnP. i think we were set up by the chinese. biden was an original ashling back in 2014 and now that he is somewhat president again, he thinks he can use muh six million dollar extreme whoa man as some chicom realdoll. i'm told biden plans to attach a nuclear warhead to pee so ash can poke putin. we sent in an operative trouser snake to rescue pee but now he wants pee all to himself. i don't know what to tell you man?

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 14:23:45 [Preview] No.2810 del
that's cool. kids love trains, i'm told

Seabee 02/02/2022 (Wed) 15:23:58 [Preview] No.2811 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEQcUEA_0Y4 [Embed]
Toot Toot Mother F***er All Aboard

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 20:01:45 [Preview] No.2812 del
how is a single woman this based... there is hope.

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 20:42:27 [Preview] No.2813 del
it's all the hemmorroids they put in the chicken nowadays

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 21:03:36 [Preview] No.2814 del
There is no effing way she is still single. She probably just showing off to her poltard bf.

>"I used to be a 4chan queen"

>"oh, that was you? dope. we should mess with them"

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 21:28:03 [Preview] No.2816 del
how do you imagine that conversation going?
>hey bb guess what I used to be queen of /pol/
>no way prove it
>ok watch I'll post on this board on endchan dedicated to me and they'll react to it
>oh yes, that would certainly be a good way to prove that you were queen of /pol/
also nice reddit spacing

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 22:55:36 [Preview] No.2817 del
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Ashley, if you're really here, I want to know something? In your karate kid's belt system video, when you mention your wife leaving to start living in her sister's apartment with Donna in Riverside while you're here crying eating canned beans watching Jimmy Fallon reruns? Who is Donna in Riverside? Did you just ad lib all that or is there more to that story?

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 22:59:39 [Preview] No.2818 del
ashley jones? more like dill weed amirite

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 23:08:22 [Preview] No.2819 del

Anonymous 02/02/2022 (Wed) 23:15:00 [Preview] No.2820 del
ash if you're still about, most here seem a bit unhinged but I wanna say thanks for chatting to me thru youtube DMs back in 2015 about music and shit. Was going through a hard time and you legitimately helped so cheers. I still listen to a lot of the bands you shared with me, think of you every time. Gods speed, glad you're still alive.

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 02:00:09 [Preview] No.2821 del
could you tell me some of those bands oldfag? I've already gone through everything on her old playlist

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 03:04:40 [Preview] No.2822 del
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Seabee 02/03/2022 (Thu) 05:06:57 [Preview] No.2823 del
You should have made a poem out of it, Anon

We Love You Ashley
Forever And Ever
We Would Minecraft If You'd Ask
We Would Do Things TOGETHER

Seabee 02/03/2022 (Thu) 05:13:04 [Preview] No.2824 del
Ever wonder why she called herself dill weed? I was curious so I checked the Urban Slang Dictionary
dill weed: an unsociable smart person, a nerd, geek

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 05:21:19 [Preview] No.2825 del
oh for real? I thought it just meant idiot.
I actually use something similarly pretentious as my online moniker

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 12:21:33 [Preview] No.2831 del
>biden was an original ashling back in 2014

yep, you're totally right he was.
in particular he was a big fan of the "Uninteresting ramblings" videos...

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 12:38:30 [Preview] No.2833 del
>kamila, look at this funny video my daughter made
<sir, that's not your daughter
<your daughter is 40 years old
>then who is this
<i don't know but she's really racist
>shut up nigger

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 15:54:37 [Preview] No.2836 del
I have a feeling Biden would be a bigger fan of the porn videos

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 20:11:42 [Preview] No.2839 del
well, he does keep calling pee "cathy" https://youtube.com/watch?v=diNTgUY3sBk [Embed]

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 20:17:28 [Preview] No.2840 del
holy shit, her archive has 2880 subscribers. i hope ashley is getting her $1 from youtube and it's not going to some nigger. she could buy herself a pepsi with that money

Seabee 02/03/2022 (Thu) 21:59:38 [Preview] No.2841 del
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So funny so talented, mind like a steel trap/ What a unique individual. I picked up on it immediately when I started watching in 2014. If I ever run for Congress and get elected I will try to get a holiday named after her.

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 22:02:01 [Preview] No.2842 del
>Kamala pushes him down the stairs
>white house: "we're sorry to report that president Biden finally died, now Kamala Harris will be sworn in as president as originally planned, with Hillary Clinton as vice president"
>Kamala Harris falls down some stairs a week later

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 22:29:51 [Preview] No.2844 del
it's definitely going to some nigger. I doubt she even wants that channel to exist.

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 23:23:15 [Preview] No.2846 del
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Now see, that just really ticks me off. I'm just not the type to stand by while some grape ape steals pee's lunch money. It's moments like this where I get the urge to fight a nigger or two over a newport and I don't even smoke...but I do smoke blacks.

Anonymous 02/03/2022 (Thu) 23:55:43 [Preview] No.2847 del
who runs the archive channel fess up

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 00:52:02 [Preview] No.2849 del
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Ashley, maybe you should hire a lawyer to sue

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.2850 del
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my sides are in the shadow realm

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 03:11:22 [Preview] No.2854 del
Sued for what? He didn't do anything illegal. Just another hysterical woman doing hysterical woman things.

Seabee 02/04/2022 (Fri) 04:46:26 [Preview] No.2855 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JpCrCUZuS28 [Embed]

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 16:19:42 [Preview] No.2858 del
hey guys can you seriously please stop with the edgy memes

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 19:24:40 [Preview] No.2861 del
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for the record I see through the reverse psychology and am walking into it willingly

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 19:31:26 [Preview] No.2863 del
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here's an early valentine's day card for you

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Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 19:43:57 [Preview] No.2865 del
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the bravest warriors have all gone to valhalla
but someday it will be my turn

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 20:06:46 [Preview] No.2866 del
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based news everyone, we're breaking the conditioning


https://youtube.com/watch?v=p2-4rJmYEfU [Embed]

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 20:09:29 [Preview] No.2867 del
lmao https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYqcQB0aopY [Embed]

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 20:35:49 [Preview] No.2868 del
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Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 21:21:53 [Preview] No.2873 del
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you know the name of the reporter? I'm interested to see if he's fired and/or dead in the next couple weeks.

Anonymous 02/04/2022 (Fri) 22:17:31 [Preview] No.2874 del
AP reporter Matt Lee

Anonymous 02/06/2022 (Sun) 12:11:27 [Preview] No.2900 del
damn vegan Cathy got JACKED

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 20:03:59 [Preview] No.2938 del
what we do in life, echoes in eternity

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 21:54:22 [Preview] No.2942 del
>stand up comedian
>can't stand up
i'm dead

Seabee 02/10/2022 (Thu) 03:38:08 [Preview] No.2944 del
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Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 03:55:08 [Preview] No.2948 del
this is old right? or did someone make this just now?

she shouldn't have mocked Jesus

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 12:27:25 [Preview] No.2955 del

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 19:49:34 [Preview] No.2961 del
does anyone have the rest of these? lou had like an entire album made of ashleyj songs called 12 CUCK U by Jew Reed http://myworthlesshobby.bandcamp.com

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 19:58:18 [Preview] No.2963 del
I've gotta hear this

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 20:18:57 [Preview] No.2966 del
i only have one other song saved and the link to the album is dead

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 20:36:06 [Preview] No.2968 del
did the same guy make this?

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 22:20:57 [Preview] No.2973 del
i believe he made those two, maybe he didn't and a few contributed. not sure exactly. there was another ashling, hans who made music as well

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 23:03:29 [Preview] No.2974 del
I can make music
but not for free, it's gonna cost another vocaroo.

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 13:17:05 [Preview] No.4093 del
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Happy Mother's day to Derrick's mum

(she can still celebrate it right?)

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 18:57:47 [Preview] No.4096 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 20:26:27 [Preview] No.4101 del
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did you know casey anthony paid for her lawyer with blowjobs? that's some next level girlboss shit. just throwing that out there if derrick's mom needs legal representation.

happy mother's day everybody.

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:05:41 [Preview] No.4109 del
happy mother's day to Ashley's mom, and her favorite father figure

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:10:28 [Preview] No.4111 del
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oof that looks like me and every girlfriend i've ever had.

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.4112 del
i'd split that hog

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:12:11 [Preview] No.4113 del
all power to chubby chasers, you're the kid who likes the banana otter pops

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:29:31 [Preview] No.4114 del
otter pops? we only have fla-vor-ice here

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