New Klim video: “I Am the (Dr.) Eggman”: https://files.catbox.moe/xn52jx.mp4

Here is the Official©®™ KlimBot Canon

Klim is Jordan's one-dimensional bad guy. Everything wrong with his life is somehow the fault of an elderly Australian shitposter who likes repetition and self-made memes. Klim is nothing more than a convenient scapegoat to absolve him of all responsibility for his actions.
https://youtube.com/shorts/nCFipsmVO7Y

A Quick rundown on Klim:

>Rothschild’s bow to Klim
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control mack city with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Klimtopia will be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klim babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Klimbots inside you right now
>Klim is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set-up the meeting between the Pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Klim bunker in Wilkes Land?
>They learned fluent Flufferian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Klim. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Klim
>Klim is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're a benevolent being.

Klim!
Klim!
Klim! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky.
Klim! Floats by in clusters in our water supply.
Klim! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair.
Klim! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear.
Klim is all.
Klim is divine.
Klim is in control.
Klim whips and chains our soul.
We carry credit cards.
We live in fear of art.
Klim is the Om.
Klim is revolution.
Klim is Love.
Klim is the tapeworm,
in the bottle of cheap tequila.
That comes alive at night,
And sneaks up and bite our nipples.
Klim!
Klim!