Yonkers, stop spamming and sperging out about your Aussie b/f who married his step-sister on her 12th birthday and fed her donkey semen as an aphrodisiac on their Wedding Night, you fucking idiot. He’s 90 years old, lives in a wheelchair, and has to wear adult diapers for his incontinence issues. Just let it go ffs. It's just a shitpost to wind you up, Poopcat. Stop replying to that troll, you stupid fucking brainless PDD retard.

Before you respond, Jordan, please consider: does this look/sound like it is *real*, or is it just a shitpost to trigger you into posting?
Think about it...
Take as much time as you need.

Conclusion: Woah dude... it's NOT real. It's. Not. Real.
Stop reacting like it's real. That's your PDD Autism at work, preventing you from recognizing the difference.

Sorry we have to spoon-feed you what is blatantly obvious to everybody else, but it is no-one else’s problem but your own.

Of COURSE it's not true!
IT WAS HER 11TH BIRTHDAY...