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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No. 103521
heat dome edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>102455


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.103587 del
first for CARAPAZ


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.103588 del
Mads whipping out his massive hog to intimidate the peloton


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103589 del
>>103588
let's see him do it with gaviria around


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103590 del
José going off on RBH again lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103591 del
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>where's my ice?
>huh? (has ice for himself)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103592 del
Suddenly Ineos


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103593 del
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Foss??


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103594 del
FOSS for GANNA


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.103595 del
Ineos?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.103596 del
>>103593
ineos?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.103597 del
>>103596
Vauquelin gaat er straks een lap op geven Renaat


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.103598 del
Foss starts pulling. Gap keeps going up.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.103599 del
Ah sure Wellens again why not


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.103600 del
>We need to close GC
??


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.103601 del
>>103598
kek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.103602 del
Still need that Tyrone-Trine video


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.103603 del
>>103600
Top 10 in gc is serious business


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.103604 del
VINGEGAARD lachee


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.103605 del
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Really it is for the 11th place of Bernal


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.103606 del
>>103605
it’s been a long day guys!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.103607 del
>>103606
That doesn't even make any sense. Who is that fucking retard


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.103608 del
Listen GANNA is to win this etappe simple


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103609 del
Cuties spotted


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103610 del
>>103605
Why not just say it's for ganna, he's top 5 sprinters here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103611 del
>>103605
They probably promised Netcompany a top 10 in Tour de France.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103612 del
>>103607
Impey Daryl prolly


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103613 del
>>103610
Yeah I am sure he is beating Mads Pedersen. This is fucking stupid


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.103614 del
>>103613
makes 10 times more sense than saying you're riding for crocked bernie


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103615 del
>>103614
Unless that guy is legitimately retarded. Which is very possible


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103616 del
Yeah these fucks are getting caught.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103617 del
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>>103608


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103618 del
Alright Mathieu drop these retards


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103619 del
grug hopeless smash


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103620 del
Grug smash


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103621 del
>>103618
>>103619
grug lol all for nothing here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103622 del
GRUG SMASH


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103623 del
God damnit Van Shitvelt


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103624 del
Simons gone.
Trek about to start pulling now.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103625 del
>>103624
yep yep


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103626 del
yeah this is over?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103627 del
grug furiously weak


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103628 del
Fucking disgusting dopeur Baudin. I am seething about everything


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103629 del
Heh shitcock sramed


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103630 del
KWAB KWAB KWAB


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103631 del
hahahaha shitcuck


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103632 del
pidders getting sram'd I relate to it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103633 del
Baudin is there. Somewhere in Holland a man is screaming


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103634 del
Where in the GOD DAMN FUCK is Van Eetvelt


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103635 del
get FUCKED Lidl-Trek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103636 del
FUCKING SRAM


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103637 del
>>103634
in a ditch somewhere probably


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103638 del
why do fresh derailleurs randomly stop working so much in the peleton


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103639 del
fucking sram


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103640 del
>>103638
Czech mechanics


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103641 del
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I have done this once and I kicked in my own spokes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103642 del
I have 3/4 here, they better fuckING make it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103643 del
>>103642
if they have 40 seconds on the top of the next climb and trek isn't working they make it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103644 del
>>103642
Baudin pickers get disqualified.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103645 del
die motoren moeten daar WEG


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103646 del
Nice MotoGP you have there


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103647 del
>>103638
I said it on stage 2 with all the flats, it’s embarrassing for the whole bike industry how often high-end equipment just randomly breaks and nobody seems to care about it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103648 del
FUCK OFF INEOS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103649 del
>>103644
don't have my boy Baudin


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103650 del
>>103647
flats at least have some RNG aspect to it, a derailleur that stops shifting mid descent (and starts working when you kick it) is so weird


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103651 del
>>103638
excellent question 2bh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103652 del
Van Eetvelt chasing potatoes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103653 del
Simmons sitting up


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103654 del
But WHY did UAE ride all day. I am LOSING it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103655 del
the fact that the good ol' KICK IT UNTIL IT WORKS AGAIN actually did work is ridiculous


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103656 del
>>103654
mcnulty will attack and reach the front group in 10 seconds


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103657 del
>>103654
Make sure Jorgenson couldn't bridge lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.103658 del
Simmons Foss and East did all get dropped by them so with just these assholes it is over


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103659 del
>>103656
Then I am never watching again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103660 del
>>103654
what did G say, plebs like us just don't get ciclismo and its tactics


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103661 del
Skjelmose slaving.
Ayuso chilling.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103662 del
imagine how pointless it must feel to slave for bernal in 2026


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103663 del
johannesen, thinking, salivating about the 2nd or 3rd place


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103664 del
Norge zuxking wheels


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103665 del
i feel like Grug and Pidders should be much closer being so similar riders


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103666 del
>>103663
>>103664
If this fucking asshole ruins it...


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.103667 del
Roodhooft brothers will seethe so hard if pidkek wins today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.103668 del
Funniest result:
1 Norge
2 Baudin
3 Pidkek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.103669 del
There should have been a bigger cote before the meta
This whole stage was a nothingburger for a bunch of hasbeens and jobbers


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103670 del
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>>103668


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103671 del
>>103663
>>103664
Normally I would say it makes sense for the weakest guy to slurp some wheels. But Gay Norge has such a terrible finish he can't win no matter what so he might as well try to ride for 1 minute GC he gains.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103672 del
>>103669
you watching the same stage?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103673 del
>>103672
I am barely watching


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.103674 del
>>103668
gay pride would make massive strides


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103675 del
If Baudin wins I am also never watching again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103676 del
>>103673
Do you just want GC stages and sprint stages like some sort of Visma chud


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103677 del
lidl trek furiously weak tbh, it's over


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103678 del
>>103676
bertacek only cares about cotes so he can post about his granny gears again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103679 del
>>103677
Well yeah Carlos Verona is not going to close that gap


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103680 del
was UAE racing to push Grug to drop the shitters


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.103681 del
finale has pidswine written all over it, I fear for grug


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.103682 del
>>103676
I only care about rampa inhumanas, forest fires and portuguese singing


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103683 del
grug salty


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103684 del
>>103681
Yeah he's probably got best sprint here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103685 del
SIMMONS exploded


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103686 del
>>103681
don't worry, SRAM has Grug's back


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103687 del
>>103684
What of course not. Matje should win this 100%


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103688 del
>>103687
We'll see. But don't say I didn't warn you


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103689 del
>>103684
come on it's a small rise, if grug loses he is actually washed


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.103690 del
>>103687
I s2g of Grug wins and then DNSes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103691 del
>>103688
Whatever, Baudin will probably win the sprint easily while showing two middle fingers and pulling a blood bag from his pocket


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103692 del
Lel nicely timed Cofidis


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103693 del
Fucking Cofidis.
Now they ride.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.103694 del
>>103691
a little tramadol as a youth is no biggie


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.103695 del
>>103687
grug hasn't seriously trained since April


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.103696 del
lol that norge is slurping so hard and he will still get 3rd at best probably


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103697 del
glowing del dopo attack incoming


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103698 del
oh my god don't fuck this up


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103699 del
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>>103691


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.103700 del
okay damn I didn't say nothing pidswine had 0 chances
probably the derailleurs fault


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103701 del
Shitcock super weak. And Mads loses to Ganna lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103702 del
Shitcock furiously weak


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103703 del
>>103688
nice try


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103704 del
Based Ganna humiliating Mads, nice


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103705 del
Grug I kneel


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103706 del
>the state of shitted cock
>the state of mads


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103707 del
GRUG


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103708 del
>fads


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103709 del
Nice assist points for Verstrynge, everything going as expected


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103710 del
>>103702
he should have gone from the bottom


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103711 del
Pidders weak. Gay Norge contained the majority of his seethe.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103712 del
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broadcast here keeps mentioning how pidcock got kwabbed by zimmermann kek
gotta be the 3rd time by now


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103713 del
Jesus she looks bogged


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103714 del
fucking hell his woman is grim


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103715 del
>1, 2, 3
heh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103716 del
>>103713
Like kissing a pool float


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103717 del
>>103715
2,4,5


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103718 del
>>103714
I’m in awe that she’s pregnant, she looks extremely infertile


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103719 del
>>103715
No noomberposting


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103720 del
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I don't know why I thought it was ABRAHAMSEN


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103721 del
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Aranburu 14th


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103722 del
>>103720
is everything alright bertacek, are you struggling in the heat storm?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103723 del
STOP SHOWING SLO MOS OF THIS WOMAN'S FACE, IT'S REVOLTING


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.103724 del
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>>103722
I wasn't really watching earlier and I wouldn't expect Tobias Holland of all places to be in a breakaway


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.103725 del
A one day festival. So yeah he is doing nothing anymore


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.103726 del
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>mfw when i watch tnt sports or polska eurosport
>mfw no jose or vanderpulova shown


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103727 del
>>103725
surely he will try for stage 21


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103728 del
>>103727
that one is for MADS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103729 del
Vatschek completely gone


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103730 del
what's up with that sean quinn guy by the way
why is he suddenly riding results


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103731 del
>>103724
Holland has been in the break all the time this year.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103732 del
>>103730
Because he confuses himself with Quinn SIMMONS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.103733 del
First Dutch victory according to Renaat. Who is Kooij again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.103734 del
>>103730
who even is that, what has he done
>stage Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali ('23)
>stage Classica da Arrabida - Cyclin'Portugal ('21)
and
>National Championships United States ME - Road Race ('24)
WHAT? NC?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.103735 del
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>>103282
so close!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.103736 del
Pidcock got sramd in the final too kek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.103737 del
Fucking Van Eetvelt was there with Baudin and suddenly disappeared. Kwab of the day


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.103738 del
>>103737
he can't descend bert, he has barely finished a race in 2 years because he can't steer a bike


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.103739 del
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>>103735
>Dein PR
>1488


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.103740 del
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The great Willie SMIT of China Anta Mentech was DSQ from the Volta of Magnificent Qunghai because he had smart glasses with camera in them


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.103741 del
Le Lioran is gonna be a massacre, the last time pogi actually got humiliated by the fish


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.103742 del
jumped 10000 places overall


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.103743 del
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Sangweech


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.103744 del
>>103743
That bread is burnt Bert


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.103745 del
>>103743
bred 👍🏿


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.103746 del
>>103743
big hog


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.103747 del
Pogless /cyc/ team is currently 3rd overall, very cool (if only he had Baudin instead of Ganna he'd be first)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.103748 del
>Bertacek picked Le Berre
WHO???


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.103749 del
>>103747
Pogiless teams currently dominating the overall, would be pretty cool if they manage to hold on; I was too scared to try


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.103750 del
>>103749
because we haven't hit the mountains yet


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.103751 del
>>103750
it won't be much different, the top-10 is already settled, Pog has already won two stages


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.103752 del
>>103748
people laughed at me last time random picks made their way into my team


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.103753 del
>>103751
yes and he's gaining like 50 points on vingegaard a stage purely on all the classification points he's getting even without stage results


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.103754 del
>We thought we could go for the stage with Pogačar, but then we saw that it wasn't the best option


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.103755 del
>>103754
He gave up the stage win? He is finally paying for that 80km solo in Strade Bianche.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.103756 del
>>103754
did people start getting angry


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.103757 del
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watching the race live was absolute kino, great atmosphere!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.103759 del
>>103756
He was just check-in if grug would win, and not the doper baudin


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.103760 del
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also scored some good eggs on the way there and back


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.103761 del
(3.72 MB 1280x720 trine.webm)
found it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.103762 del
>>103757
i really need to visit during the czech tour
remember to bully me if i start to make excuses (again)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103763 del
>>103762
preemptive KWAB


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103764 del
Oh dang.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103765 del
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Forgot to shill this.
We are watching Nagoyer Basher, Bert!
Each day at 18:30 CEST in the next 15 days!
It's on right now!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.103766 del
>>103758
What a FUCKING annoying song


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.103767 del
>>103765
How many fights had to be cancelled because of the heatwave?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.103768 del
So Lindsay Graham potentially got smoked in a Russian strike and had to be retroactively natural-caused?
Interesting.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.103769 del
>>103768
thanks rusbert


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.103770 del
>>103768
if they do closed casket and no U.S. official enters ukraine in the next 12 months we know what happened


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.103771 del
>can't even play twitter videos anymore without account
thanks elon


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.103772 del
>>103771
use xcancel


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.103773 del
>>103767
None.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.103774 del
>>103757
Nice, looks very fun.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.103775 del
>Lennert Van Eetvelt is really bummed: “Disappointed in myself, had mentally given up on the race”

haha what a fucking retard
bro you're paid to ride, ride to the finish


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.103776 del
>>103775
Seixas will be one of the very few not woman-brained broccoli hairs.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.103777 del
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>>103703
He would've won


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.103778 del
>>103777
called it, well it was the shifter not the derailleur but still


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.103779 del
Are there people riding sram in this thread?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.103780 del
Toralf Martinsen will score some BIG wins next season and all the non-attention-paying Berts of /cyc/ will cry about how they never heard of him before.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.103781 del
>>103779
finbert I think


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.103782 del
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paying attention


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.103783 del
>>103779
me since 2021, had no problems so far tbqh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.103784 del
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>>103779
I rode sram today
I would not ride sram otherwise


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.103785 del
>>103782
Whoa, ANTUNSH.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.103786 del
>>103785
he's the man to beat this seasonµ
nych is in hiding but we all know that's just theatrics before the main game


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.103787 del
>>103782
Nevesh is a dopeur


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.103788 del
>>103787
One of the only remnants from W-52/FC Porto young enough to get suspended and afterwards return to racing. Shall be interesting to see what he can do at the Volta. Efapel is also looking strong this season with new signings Lucas Lopes and Jesus David Peña


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.103789 del
>>103787
>>103788
his PCS page mysteriously omits this peculiar information


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.103790 del
you now remember João Rodrigues


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.103791 del
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eggs have been scored, hefty rampas today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.103792 del
I hope you enjoyed your 1 (one) day of van der poel caring.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.103793 del
>>103791
bruut


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.103794 del
>>103791
VERY cool (and flat)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.103795 del
>>103791
phwoar nice eggs


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.103796 del
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as if dropped seat stays weren't bad enough


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.103797 del
>>103796
make a freak retard bike but still gotta put on those gp5k's


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.103798 del
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Just an easy ride today, chilling. A mere 16 eggs. Dropped nearly 2 kg - wasn't drinking nearly enough since I didn't feel I was working, but it was still warm, oops.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.103799 del
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trying to find a picture of a fixie that had seatstays like that, a reverse sloped top tube and forks that bowed in the wrong direction


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.103800 del
Stage 10

>Pogacar 1.61
>Toro 11
>Carapaz Montenegro 12
>Vingegaard 19
>Holland 19
>Evenepoel 26
>Pidcvck 29
>Martinez 34
>Healy 34
>Paret 34
>Seixas 41
>Baudis 51
>Connor 51


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.103801 del
>>103794
i shall be at decent altitude for 8 days from friday onwards (1700m), interesting to see what effects it will have


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.103802 del
>>103800
putting my life savings on CARAPAZ


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.103803 del
some bert got a mp4 of mads winning celebratin at stage 4 for me?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.103804 del
Boichis won again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.103805 del
>>103803
*celebration


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.103806 del
Day 2/3 of my diving course done. Ngl I'm enjoying this more than expected. Got to see a few crabs and octopuses today. Pretty cool.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.103807 del
>>103804
nobody cares but the french are killing it on XCO this year


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.103808 del
>>103807
what happened to koretzky though


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.103809 del
>>103790
I know the field sucked and the competition was only Asgreen and Hayter, but him winning Algarve in 2021 was pretty crazy


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.103810 del
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>>103802
>>103800
It's time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G10zbxDZQSs [Embed]


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.103811 del
>>103800
Waar Lipobitch


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.103812 del
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Zi Ze bros... What happened today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.103813 del
>>103808
Broke his arm in training


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.103814 del
So I guess that canyon is finally ordered


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.103815 del
'member carbon monoxide rebreathing? What a hit


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.103816 del
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Might even catch two stages of the le Czech Tour


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.103817 del
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even german Eurosport has it's experts express dissatisfaction and concern with whatever the fuck red bull is up to ... maybe if they collapse completely in this tour red bull will finally change its directors


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.103818 del
>>103779
yeah, since 2022; I like it well enough


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.103819 del
>>103810
VERY cool


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.103820 del
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>>103744
oh yeah here's yesterday's


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.103821 del
>>103779
I do, never had problems with it, same as with Shimano Di2 I had previously


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.103822 del
>>103817
They're just really desperate for a win. They have 30 wins this season and the only real respectable.l one is amstel


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.103823 del
>>103822
Kind of feels like when UAE got into the sport. Just throwing money at riders and hoping something sticks.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.103824 del
RIP Sam Neill


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.103825 del
>>103824
Tonight we will watch in the mouth of madness as a tribute


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.103826 del
>>103824
now he'll truly see

>pic.jpg


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.103827 del
_O_O_


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.103828 del
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>>103824


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.103829 del
>>103828
such a kino film the best 40k film to date


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.103830 del
>>103829
>>103828
Heh, immediately tried to pin him to that silly ass movie but I wasn't sure which one was it.
RIP in peace.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.103831 del
>>103820
(you) for bred.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.103832 del
>>103820
excellent bread


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.103833 del
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>>103824
time to rewatch everyone who grew up in the 90s favorite dinosaur movie


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.103834 del
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peculiar


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.103835 del
>>103834
Salby filter


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.103836 del
Buchmann 9th in this stacked field


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.103837 del
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No more quick step


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.103838 del
>>103837
it’s over


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.103839 del
>>103837
>joggers could be here


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.103840 del
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looks like heatwave rundt 2 in mittelevropa has been cancelled, praise allah


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.103841 del
>>103837
>>103839
>joggers


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.103842 del
Quick stepping safety jogger would be better.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.103843 del
a fucking remco video is just premiering RIGHT NOW as I'm eating lunch? Sign me the fuck up!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6EGp-irEI9o [Embed]


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.103844 del
Hmmm, looks like I also messed up putting back the cogs on the hubs because they are slightly loose and rattle on cobbles.
Nothing major though, just as breaking your rib.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.103845 del
>>103843
RBH sure is good at polishing a turd, now let’s do elements like having waterboy’s


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.103846 del
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oh no no no


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.103847 del
>>103846
Kek


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.103848 del
>>103846
Apollonius Bertman, clearly he goombled on his guy Lipo.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.103849 del
Bonjour je suis gentil


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.103850 del
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2026-07-12-aerlig-vingegaard-kraevede-markante-aendringer-hos-visma
Kek, what a bitch. Just retire already


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.103851 del
>>103850
<cycling is le hard >:(
sure this guy wasn’t a doping fraud?


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.103852 del
>>103850
so he's advocating for even less race days and less training camps which results from less race days


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.103853 del
>>103850
Why do they act like he doesn't have millions to fly his wife and kids over to wherever he is?


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.103854 del
>>103853
psssst we are not supposed to remember that these fools earn millions and have (or could have) very reduced living expenses because housing, transportation, food and equipment on camps is paid for by the team


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.103855 del
>>103837
mapei-quick step has been taken over by soudal


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.103856 del
>>103854
Vingegaard has like 4 houses.
Just buy one on teide too


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.103857 del
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thinken of buying low hiking shoes
those I have are pretty bad for 5+ hour hikes (they are trail running shoes)


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.103858 del
>>103857
Buy gravel shoes


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.103859 del
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>>103858


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.103860 del
>>103857
not sold on trail running shoes either, I oinked some not long ago and they are way too hot to wear even at a mere 23°C
only wore them twice so far, probably my worst purchase off the bike ever


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.103862 del
>>103860
I bought one pair in Bergen and they were a blessing in winter for running. Unusable in summer though, even in the alps


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.103863 del
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I have Gravel shoes.
(I have no Gravel bike)


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.103864 del
>>103857
Buy Realfoot shoes, best last shape on the market easily


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.103865 del
>>103863
they just walk better than regular road shoes, if you don't mind the offroad pedals


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.103866 del
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>>103857
got a pair of on cloudultra 2 for longer hikes and they are amazing for comfort and grip. I also got a pair of salomon s lab alpinway which are also great but too stiff for me taste for just hikes. if you do a bit of climbing and via ferratas, then those are the way to go


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.103867 del
>>103864
Doesn't look very aero, if I may


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.103868 del
>>103862
at least the grip is really good I hiked up some basically smooth surface boulders on 20% gradients and it was no problem


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.103869 del
>>103861
Heh nice.
They actually enforced the 10% time limit. Then again the race only lasted like 2 hours.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.103870 del
>>103837
the end of an era


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.103871 del
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>>103865
They are not even bike shoes, but somehow trail running shoes with a "running shoe outsole inspired by the excellence of Vittoria’s Terreno Mix and Terreno Dry gravel tires".
Yes, meme shoes. But I got them cheap and wringed my hands.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.103872 del
>>103871
vittorias are prone to flat, be careful


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.103873 del
>>103860
huh, maybe they mean different things here, but trail running shoes are very lightweight and breathable - they're my default shoes; check out the Topo brand


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.103874 del
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>Youtube is now recommending me german pop bangers


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.103875 del
>>103867
Well yeah but contrary to the other hiking shors they are actually shaped like the human foot so very comfortable


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.103876 del
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none of that sumo funny business anymore, from now on we redneck brawl


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.103877 del
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why did they not go with this design, the white bibs look sick


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.103878 del
>>103877
BOSS


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.103879 del
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Sumo starts any moment now!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.103880 del
>>103877
the white bibs is shit


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.103881 del
>Tim Tom Teutenberg set to join Soudal Safety Jogger


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.103882 del
tomorrows stage looks like it will REAP everyone who got sick on the rest day


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.103883 del
>>103882
UAE is going to punish those fools


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.103884 del
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and how come 28-30 degrees early evening feels so much more manageable than the 28-30 degrees late in the evening during the heat dome era?


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.103885 del
(1.50 MB 720x1280 unoxhotel.mp4)


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.103886 del
>>103884
You got acclimated. Extra blood volume thanks to the domegod


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.103887 del
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>easy spin
>33 degrees max, 30 average
felt kinda okay
why isn't there a safe and effective PILL for heat aclimatization that I could take in april?


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.103888 del
>>103886
oh definitely but I think those heat dome degrees were advanced degrees regardless. They count 1.5x what it says on paper


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.103889 del
>>103888
Sounds strange, unless it's more humid there shouldn't be a difference


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.103890 del
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>>103887
the solution


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.103891 del
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>>103889
if anything it was less humid back then


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.103892 del
>>103890
why did you post my sleep time clock?


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.103893 del
>>103887
>not even 33 degrees can raise this mans heartrate


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.103894 del
>>103887
>>103893
[X] This person is snoozing


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.103895 del
Well this was a slow day.


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.103896 del
<Is 1x HURTING Vingegaard's Tour de France?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CcmVF8AcQlQ [Embed]
I'm almost certain the answer is YES


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.103897 del
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>>103896
>hurt and pissma
ABSOLUTELY


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.103898 del
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>>103837
New **gger revealed!


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.103899 del
>>103896
the automatic captions on this are killing me, holy shit lmao


Bert 07/13/2026 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.103900 del
>DNS BURNETT Joshua


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.103901 del
Buchbeast on the move


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.103902 del
>>103901
3rd, we're so fucking back


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.103903 del
Has Petrolike folded?
Yes well, I was not paying attention.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.103904 del
>>103903
Yes they ran out of petro unironically


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.103905 del
>>103904
No like Petro no more? Sad!


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.103906 del
>>103905
Thanks donald


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.103907 del
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nice little morning ride in 19C avg, certain eastern european berts could never


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.103908 del
>>103907
Just a quick sophie this morning. It really is fresher on the Donau (pic coming)


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.103909 del
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>>103908


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.103910 del
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I'll leave that here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.103911 del
>>103909
nice! I nearly also went sophien but I did not have the legs today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.103912 del
>>103911
After 10 days in italy without touching the bike, and 2 exrta KG, let's not talk about legs. Thanks


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.103913 del
>>103896
This gives me second thought about the crux. But maybe if you're not racing/trying to hold certain power it doesn't really maters


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.103914 del
>Mathieu van der Poel and Roxanne Bertels are expecting a baby girl.
Waste of genetic tbqh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.103915 del
>>103914
a miracle that that hag still has the eggs for that


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.103917 del
>>103915
She's not that old. Unless sun bathing kills eggs the same way it does the skin...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.103918 del
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What do they serve 😨


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.103919 del
>>103918
>a relaxed pace
this means Americans had to wait ten minutes on their bill


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.103920 del
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>>103918
>>103919
>Relaxed pace


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.103921 del
>>103913
the crux won't come with a road chainring and a road cassette so lack of range shouldn't be the issue


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.103922 del
DNS TRENTIN


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.103923 del
>>103922
its already starting >>103882


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.103924 del
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>>103921
>road chainring
>road cassette
therefore lack of range shall be an issue


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.103925 del
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>>103924
i might have misunderstood the post I was replying to


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.103926 del
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I have no doubt that dentists have no problem shelling 15000 EUR for S-Works road bike like it's knodelwurst, but I wonder how many people actually buy the S-works gravel bikes (not incl. """"""pro""""" gravel riders)


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.103927 del
>>103925
maybe not since vingo apparently rides a 52t single ring with 10-36 but a 1x gravel bike will have something like a 40t ring with 10-46 or 10-52
I reckon the sworks stock is completely sold out in america, they ride more gravel than road don't they


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.103928 del
VIVIANI is leaving INEOS


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.103929 del
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>>103928
Viviani is still an active rider?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.103930 del
Bought, I'm on the spez chud group now


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.103931 del
>>103929
This year he worked as an ass director sportiff


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.103932 del
>>103929
ass director since the end of last year


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.103933 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=obM4oEY6cn0 [Embed]


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.103934 del
>>103930
Based pig, what are you doing with your canyon


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.103935 del
>>103934
The canyon stays at my father's place in saint malo so I can bike when I go there


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.103937 del
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>>103930


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.103936 del
>>103930


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.103938 del
>pogs hotel had no AC
absolute STATE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.103939 del
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>>103938


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.103940 del
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Can anyone recommend a place to buy some cycling prints/wall art? I like what Rouleur has but I am too cheap for Rouleur prices.

>>103930
Just bought one of the QuickPro completes myself. Feels good.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.103941 del
>>103939
Using no pedals as in the /cyc/ scripture


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.103942 del
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>>103930


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.103943 del
>>103903
What the FUCK


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.103944 del
Hmm Caicedo went to China. BIG team with Russian dopeurs and Bold IDERBOLD


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.103945 del
Hello we have started where is everyone


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.103946 del
>>103945
NOPE another 12 minutes


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.103947 del
>>103939
that colorway and 4.5 enves would look sick!


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.103948 del
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>>103946
What am I watching then


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.103949 del
>>103948
the weather


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.103950 del
>>103945
Nothing happens before the sprint. Liddl chuds are working on it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.103951 del
>>103948
can't be much of anything if the broadcast needs another 8 and a half minutes to start


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.103952 del
>>103951
Wow lots of delay in Malawi


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.103953 del
>>103952
different timezone


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.103954 del
Alaphilippe lachee


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.103955 del
English commentary is so bad


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.103956 del
Who’s that shoutcaster anyway


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.103957 del
Attaque du peloton


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.103958 del
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bardet on the moto this week


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.103959 del
Pog in BLIND PANIC


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.103960 del
POGACAR CLOSING GAP


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.103961 del
Jonas nowhere to be seen. This is NUTS. Can't believe Malawibert has to miss all this


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.103962 del
I'M IN


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.103963 del
merlel OTL


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.103964 del
Bini is there, sorry Lidlchuds


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.103965 del
>>103964
Jasper to only merlol and fat hig gavira are out


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.103966 del
>>103965
Merlol who doesn't care about green anyway. Nice job there


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.103967 del
wtf KANTER again


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.103968 del
>>103967
The real darkhorse


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.103969 del
>>103967
And then stops pedaling with 20 meters to go because why not


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.103970 del
MVDP goes


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.103971 del
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Slock?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.103972 del
JA ♥️ TDF


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.103973 del
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Kanter is NOT normal


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.103974 del
Carapaz with a bunch of shitters and frauds. This is good


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.103975 del
Never mind it's over again


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.103976 del
>>103974
-ACK


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.103977 del
The Frenchies?? This is RACIST


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.103978 del
happy national squeak day


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.103979 del
>uno-x pride riders slept on the balcony because of bugs and insects
smited


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.103980 del
>lipo and memco keep getting forced to sit next to each other
meanwhile Germans shitting on memco for shitting on lipo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.103981 del
>>103980
they want to break remcos spirit with that spiel


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.103982 del
I'm still wageslaving. What's going on? Uae not letting the break go?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.103983 del
Bardet is the best moto commentateur


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.103984 del
>>103982
but they have timke in tete


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.103985 del
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Baudin


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.103986 del
>>103984
"Timke" is NOT grammatically correct. It should be "Timmeke". PLEASE pay attention to my corrections


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.103987 del
so merlier is gonna OTL when they reach the alps?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.103988 del
>>103984
That's why I'm asking.
I'm phoneposting and desperately checking pcs every 2 minutes.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.103989 del
>>103982
Nothing happened yet


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.103990 del
>>103988
UAE is not letting a group go yet


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.103991 del
>>103987
You can't OTL if you're not sick. The limits are gigantic


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.103992 del
So Verstrynge is going to do nothing all month?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.103993 del
>>103992
Yes


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.103994 del
I HAVE FUCKING NOBODY WHY FUCKING STOP NOW UAE FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.103995 del
>>103993
Molemaar was my other 4pts anyway and he's already DNS


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.103996 del
Jegat in yellow tonight?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.103997 del
>>103994
Calm down pog will win after he got humiliated here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.103998 del
>>103997
And Jegat is there so Ineos will ride for the 14th place of Bernal


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.103999 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.104000 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.104001 del
don't expect anything from French and Spanish riders tomorrow.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104002 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104003 del
lennart van chutevelt


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104004 del
doperjaw down


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104005 del
And there goes Van Eetvelt. It is over for me for good


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104006 del
VAN EETVELT IS DEAD


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.104007 del
>>103998
They might believe in ArensGOD today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.104008 del
Chute van eetvelt, as expected
I warned you bertrand


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.104009 del
>>104008
bless you


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.104010 del
>>104008
H-he looks okay


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.104011 del
>>104008
it's just a scratch


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.104012 del
>Politt dentition already on full display
Yeah, it's already over for these fools


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.104013 del
>>104010
This is just the start of his usual parade of suffering
Now he will ride through pain and ruin his season


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.104014 del
OK hassbert give me your gravel rides around vienna


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.104015 del
>healy, jegat, grug.
Please POGGOD, let this one to the break. My velogames demands it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.104016 del
Squillaume lachee?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.104017 del
the sad state of marion rousse's kids father


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.104018 del
and I thought O'Coomer was a climber


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.104019 del
How broken is o'connor?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.104020 del
BOC is full end of career


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.104021 del
ASO = Algemeen Slechte Organisatie
🤣


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.104022 del
>>104014
length/d+?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.104023 del
and decathlon just hired that man
to ride for seixas
that guy can't even ride for himself


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.104024 del
>>104022
Anything you like? The wienerwald is obvious maybe there are flatter part that looks nice


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.104025 del
CHUTE pic


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.104026 del
Chute


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.104027 del
and the next uphill chute comical


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.104028 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.104029 del
soudal joggers collecting KOM points


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.104030 del
it was 215 robbe der seehundt


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.104031 del
Oh no not Robbe Dhondt


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.104032 del
O'coomer signed a new contract if rumors are to be belive not that long ago.
He doesn't have to give a fuck for a year or 2.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.104033 del
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tell me which ones you like, I will upload the gpx to catbox


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.104034 del
>>104033
No need, I can work from the screens. Thanks


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longer ones


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.104036 del
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My collarbone is healing so fucking slow. Im afraid surgery may have been the better option even with my blood clothing issue and probability of losing another vein in the proces.
Yesterday i frustratingly did 10 pushups in a weird bid to activate the area.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.104037 del
>>104036
just call herentals eh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.104038 del
>>104037
As a Dutchoid i cannot just get surgery in Waffleland


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.104039 del
>>104036
Blood clothing hehe


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.104040 del
>fake moo'ing
Where do they get these fucking sounds, they have them ready at all times?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.104041 del
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https://www.wienerwald.info/en/tour/multi-day-route-vienna-mariazell

Wienerwald has some tours. They say multiday berts, but you're not a pussy, are you?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.104042 del
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>>104039
clotting*


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.104043 del
Already over for the break


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.104044 del
1500 of 3300km of the tour done.


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>>104041
>Wien > Mariazell
they stole me idea. wanna do picrel this year in one go


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.104046 del
>>104045
thats a big Kcal


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>>104041
did part of that exact route last year on me bikepacking trip actually, very nice with the gravel bike


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.104048 del
>>104047
Long ride! Let's see how it feels on the crux before I start planning 5-6h rides


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.104049 del
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>>104040


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.104050 del
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>Romo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.104051 del
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>Two more flat stages in a row


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.104052 del
>>104051
you ordered some semen sir


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.104053 del
>>104051
Restdays before the most sulphurous performance in human history


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.104054 del
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looks comfy


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.104055 del
commentators just said they talked to HESSMANN and he said movistar has no order or plan and everyone can just do what they want when they want


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.104056 del
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La Vuelta ciclista parcour looks so fucking good in comparison it's unreal
Yeah a lot of them stages gonna be disappointing in the end.
Also starting in Monaco, France, for some reason


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.104057 del
Pog will try to help Del Dopo to gain time on Vingegaard again today.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.104058 del
>her/she


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.104059 del
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>>104055
the Volta spirit runs strong


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.104060 del
>>104056
Yeah dude even more pogiwinslol


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>>104060
The antichrist is not coming to Vuelta


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.104062 del
>>104056
Last vuelta I will be able to watch


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.104063 del
>>104062
w-why


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.104064 del
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>Jumbo Vuelta """team"""
wtf


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>>104062
are you dying?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.104066 del
>>104064
Wout going for gc.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.104067 del
>>104066
skelly wout would be so funny


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>>104067
It's been tried before. And honestly he did great.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.104069 del
>>104063
>>104065
No sporza didn’t extend contract


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.104070 del
>>104069
Watch Eurosport


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.104071 del
>>104061
He almost confirmed on the restday, it's already over


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>>104069
Are you 100 years old?
Can you not find an alternative ?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.104073 del
Romo absolutely pas normal


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.104074 del
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>>104071


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.104075 del
>>104055
Sounds about right.
Valverde's training was just riding around with his buddies and sprinting for traffic signs.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.104076 del
>>104073
Remember when he closed that gap to Seixas like it was nothing and then chuted because he couldn't see straight from all the dope


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.104077 del
>>104075
I remember when Superman was sprinting into a traffic sign hehehe


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.104078 del
pogi pulling in the peloton because why not


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.104079 del
>>104069
grim


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.104080 del
ynr gva
sagan laché


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.104081 del
>>104075
I meant that in regards to tdf stage plans


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.104082 del
>>104076
Him out of nowhere passing Roglic, catching Lipo and Seixas and then instantly chuting uphill is the definitely the most wtf moment of the season so far. All this in like 3 min.


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>>104077


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>>104083


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.104085 del
>>104075
and it [and the dope] WORKED


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>>104083
And Tony Martin , the great chuther himself told Astana to calm down.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.104087 del
Just came back from lunch pidser and I see it is over.

But at least it turns out you can bust a lunch menu where a very good quality pidser costs just over an hour of minimum pay, not almost two hours like everywhere else.
Would you look at that.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.104088 del
Jesus christ how doped is Wellens?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.104089 del
>>104088
Less than romo apparently


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.104090 del
>>104087
What toppings did you get big guy?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.104091 del
>>104088
He is winning a stage in the 3rd week too btw. 50 km solo without breaking a sweat and laughing in our faces


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.104092 del
>>104090
Just mozza and salami picante.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.104093 del
>>104088
yes


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.104094 del
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>>104035
I'm tempted by this one, but it needs some train


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.104095 del
>>104092
Very good. That what I usually get from my local grande restaurante.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.104096 del
>>104095
How much does this pleasure cost in Słowenia?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.104097 del
yes, well. esta finito.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.104098 del
el rato goes and del toro isn't following?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.104099 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE RICHARD CARAPAZ


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.104100 del
Cararat kamikaze


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.104101 del
>>104096
13 eurodolars.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.104102 del
CARAPAZ GOES SOLO


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.104103 del
ratapaz goes feels like i’ve seen this rerun a few times before


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.104104 del
Richard is in it for my velopoints


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.104105 del
THE JAGUAR OF TULCAN


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.104106 del
Hate UAE
Love Ratapaz

simple as


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.104107 del
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>>104101


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104108 del
wait why is it raining like crazy here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104109 del
>Fake deers sounds


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104110 del
great stage for him honestly, I hope he's really feeling it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104111 del
even for this strange animal they found a fake soundfile in the edit room


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104112 del
hinde


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.104113 del
Hehehe régie not sure what sound to start for a deer


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.104114 del
Watch your step stupid deer.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.104115 del
>Richard Crappypants

lol


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.104116 del
Soler getting injured was a blessing in disguise for UAE. Felix has been really good.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.104117 del
Someone should visit le Tour and bring some very unexpected animal with him, like a giraffe or something. Let's test these fuckers


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.104118 del
>tfw you'll never operate the fake animals soundboard for the Tour de France broadcast
Why even live?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.104119 del
my stream went to ads and I didn't hear the fake animal sound...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.104120 del
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>>104117
What sound does a giraffe make. Don't think I am prepared for it, as I was not prepared for a cheetah meow.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.104121 del
no flat valleys to pull him back, Richie has a good shot


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.104123 del
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In the 90's we had this guy


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.104124 del
big shart and arensmeme lachés


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.104125 del
fun fact, the Massif Central was part of the same ancient mountain range as the Appalachians in the eastern US


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.104126 del
runners dropping left right center


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.104127 del
golly gee-west, he's bad while the rest of the pelton reaches the seixas curva


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.104128 del
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BENOOT


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.104129 del
Finally.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.104130 del
>yeah greatshitter thanks for the false tempo, let the big boys take over


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.104131 del
>Hindlel

Another guy with a new contract.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.104132 del
Why is Foss so good?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.104133 del
Hindley is so fucking bad whenever his role is riding for someone else


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.104134 del
ok, let me handle the fake sounds board. let me activate the squeaking sound of a mouse whenever cararat is shown on screen.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.104135 del
PWOAR RATTACAR


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.104136 del
Sexas about to go


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.104137 del
he's so cool


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.104138 del
nice passo for not being in the pyrenees nor alps


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104139 del
jorgenshit
riccishit
burgers furiously weak


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104140 del
american jonas hjealpers weak


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104141 del
>Jorgenshit
>Kuss


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104142 del
>useless americans


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104143 del
>whoreson
>kuss
KWAB


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.104144 del
Damn Visma has never been more over


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.104145 del
>>104132
State mandated doping program for all Norwegians, what? That's crazy bert why are you insinuating that? Their national anti doping agency is doing the opposite of what they are supposed to be doing? Non wada compliance? That really is crazy my bert I had no idea


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.104146 del
ridge kino


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.104147 del
>>104146
yeah I want to ride here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.104148 del
Seixas would probably be crucified if he didn't try anything today, right?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.104149 del
>>104132
Another guy without a contract.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.104150 del
Kino roads


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.104151 del
CHUTE someone idk who


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104152 del
pidkek the best descender on the ground heh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104153 del
Chute. Dumbass fucking Shitcock


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104154 del
thanks red bull


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104155 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104156 del
it was harper not pidders


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104157 del
that hand looks FUCKED apparently thats harper though


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104158 del
>>104094
never rode in that are, only know it from hiking


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.104159 del
Pidcock overconfidence....


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.104160 del
>>104157
Yea didn't look like Pidkek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.104161 del
>>104159
nvm


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.104162 del
jorgensson also down


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.104163 del
>>104156
both


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.104164 del
the white on this road is really deceptive, i gotta say


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.104165 del
>>104156
They both chuted according to Belgian motoman


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.104166 del
>>104156
yea it was both pidders chuted first and harper chuted basically on the same place


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.104167 del
>>104162
did they show it?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.104168 del
>>104167
no, german eurosport commentators just said it twice, prob fake news


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.104169 del
Ratapaz going down like a madman


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.104170 del
Debruyne is really not normal. Like Verstrynge last year. Do they just use the mountain dope on one runner


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.104171 del
>>104057
they will make their move on the Pertus.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.104172 del
>>104170
I don't remember Verstrynge being relevant last year tbh.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.104173 del
jorgenshit reported that he chuted as well


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.104174 del
>>104167
tour radio said he chuted yea


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.104175 del
>>104170
he was good as a junior, it's weird it took so long for him to show something


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.104176 del
I think it's time to retire "Ratapaz"


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.104177 del
I love richie bros, such a fighter and always trying


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.104178 del
>>104133
So Ayuso is the new Hindley. Is that what you're saying?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.104179 del
thumbs up from jorgenson


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.104180 del
1 minute is a lot


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.104181 del
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>>104173
He faked a crash when the camera was gone so he has an excuse for losing a lot of time today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.104182 del
>>104177
the ultimative anti-slurper


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.104183 del
>decathlon pulling
sure why not


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.104184 del
col de bertus


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.104185 del
seixas gapped?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.104186 del
skelly weak


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.104187 del
it's skjelmover


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.104188 del
allez prudhomme


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.104189 del
*squeak*


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.104190 del
>>104188
what is he doing kek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104191 del
That's PROUDHOMME, not SEIXAS
>czech tv on early hype train


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104192 del
>>104190
when the legs feel good you just gotta push


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104193 del
>>104190
Bastille day, bert


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104194 del
awkward stuff


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104195 del
everybody back, keep going richie


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.104196 del
yeah Richie has this, the gap only went down when they were going ham, they've settled down now


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.104197 del
Yea Richie has it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.104198 del
Pogi can close that gap in 5 minutes but richie will be top 3


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.104199 del
>>104197
I wouldn’t say it yet


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.104200 del
>inb4 DOPACAR is on a bad day but everyone is too scared to try anything
I have seen this episode before


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.104201 del
last climb is not very steep he may very well get caught there


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.104202 del
Jonas should 100% try now


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104203 del
>several cock wearing spectators
there can only be one


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104204 del
okay nothing happens lol


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104205 del
>>104198
there's enough descending left for him to stay away


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104207 del
pidders kristoffesque climbing style


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104208 del
UAE absolutely decimated for no gain 2bh
I think this stage may have backfired bigly


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104209 del
He's about to "ride for Del Toro" and drop everyone in the process


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.104210 del
Col des perdus amirite.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104211 del
johannessen is OUT


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104212 del
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WILL SOMEBODY SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104213 del
homo dropped


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104214 del
it's not a gay day today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104215 del
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>>104211
>>104213


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104216 del
pogacar defending his 2 minutes tour is closed


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.104217 del
think I'll plan my next cycling trip here to be honest


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.104218 del
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Why is nobody attacking? i DEMAND attacks


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.104219 del
c'est fini


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.104220 del
WE'RE POGGING OUT NOW


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104221 del
>pogi dropped a bidon
SELL


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104222 del
renaat kent echt niets van koersen


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104223 del
Too late Pog


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104224 del
what the FUCK he has like 30 meters already


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104225 del
FUCK OFF


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104226 del
kek, not a single rider going after pogi


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104227 del
>>104224
SCRATCH THAT it's more like 100m


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.104228 del
INSTANT KO FISH FRIED GUTTED AND MOLDED


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104229 del
zero response


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104230 del
what the fuck he's going to catch carapaz in like a minute at most LOL
AS I TYPE THIS the gap went from 24 to 12 seconds


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104231 del
Del Cracko


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104232 del
and what's happening behind?
the typical nobody wants to pull but it's still too fast for del toro


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104233 del
Carapaz bros...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104234 del
>>104205
mhm yes do you see now bert, are your eyes open, do you comprehend the power level


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104235 del
>>104229
Jonas is riding for second now


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.104236 del
DEL DOPO IS DROPPING (lipocoin up remcoin up)


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104237 del
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>40 seconds gone in 2 minutes
???


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104238 del
fuck


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104239 del
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's caught carapaz what the fuck it's like carapaz is standing still lol


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104240 del
Yeah, this one is personal

We really need a Granon stage next year to see to see pure revenge kino

Also, Fish weak af


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104241 del
el rato left behind like it's nothing


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.104242 del
Yea that's why Pog didn't go before.
They were trying to keep Del Taco safe.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.104243 del
you know what: tick tock cavendish


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.104244 del
>>104242
makes sense, while pog wins this they completely destroyed the entire team today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.104245 del
>Only remco wants to try distancing Del Toro


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.104246 del
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pogibros we are FEASTING


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.104247 del
>>104234
I want to d*e


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.104248 del
waiting for memco to seethe, beg other riders to pull and trying to convert Seixas to Islam again.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.104249 del
>>104243
He's winning more stages this year than in 2024 unless something goes very wrong


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.104250 del
>>104246
bread is not shown or you spreading butter on your taters?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104251 del
>>104246
Now that's some good locking pork stuff


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104252 del
>>104246
you gonna chomp on that butter


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104253 del
>>104250
butter and salt on taters


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104254 del
gotta say pog closing down the gap to carapaz faster than I could type my post had me laugh out loud irl


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104255 del
>>104246
For me it is just the left plate and the glass.
But I also don't 2 hours every morning.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104256 del
>>104246
american butter levels


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.104257 del
it’s going to be funny seeing the double captain kwabs do nothing again and remco seething


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.104258 del
>tadej, just don't


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.104259 del
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>>104253
Nice.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.104260 del
>>104254
small glimpse at z5 pogi


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.104261 del
Wouldn't have happened if Jonas didn't have a one-by


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.104262 del
Fish can't even drop Skjelly?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.104263 del
was still a good move by Carapaz 2bqh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.104264 del
>>104263
yes, well, against any other runner it would be ok


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.104265 del
They really should work hard together all of them. Distancing Del Doro and potentially catching Pogacar at the same time. If that's not enough motivation for them all to try they might as well abandon.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.104266 del
>>104263
pogacar is just too greedy
sprints and pogi is all we get


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.104267 del
That has to be one of the most explosive attacks I've ever seen him do outside of MSR


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.104268 del
Yeah Del Taco isn't wining a GT anytime soon.
Way too incosistent.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.104269 del
>>104263
only if he gets a top 3 but it looks like he won't even get that


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.104270 del
come on group of kwabs work together


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.104271 del
>>104265
my broadcast claims exactly that is happening, that they are working together to distance dopo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.104272 del
rato lachee :(


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.104273 del
Dopo really fucked up by not following


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.104274 del
>>104271
consider this, del toro and carapaz riding together...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.104275 del
>>104271
Well that's good. My broadcast is showing me Australian ads.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.104276 del
oh well, he has martinez and pidcock, so no sudaca behaviour


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.104277 del
>>104269
yeah he'll save his legs at this point


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.104278 del
>>104275
kek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.104279 del
>>104273
that guy always rides like he doesn't give much of a shit


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.104280 del
Betrayal Lipo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.104281 del
>>104268
He's also a worse time trialist than literally all of his direct rivals. In the next few years. Remco, Pogi, Jonas, Seixas, Lipo, Almeida, Ayuso... he loses at least 1-2 min to all of these guys if the GT has like 40 km of ITT.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.104282 del
remco lache


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.104283 del
>>104280
based


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.104284 del
remco with a mechanical?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.104285 del
pog riding BIG-BIG


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.104286 del
the fuck is wrong with memco?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.104287 del
>>104285
feels better innit


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.104288 del
>>104285
it's funny he doesn't ride single speed because you see him in the small ring like once every 10 stages


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.104289 del
Fishman has had enough.
He's pulling these frauds along.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.104290 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME FLORIAN


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.104291 del
del toro immediately attacked than having to ride together will carapaz heh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.104292 del
del taco unchained


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.104293 del
DOPO gonna bridge Memco


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.104294 del
>>104288
better chain angle on the small cogs when you're running 2x, right?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.104295 del
>>104289
Let's see if anyone has the strength to attack him at the end


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.104296 del
>>104288
hm yea he basically never use the small ring
>>104294
nah it would be the same but 1x chainrings add some friction when cross chaining maybe thats why


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.104297 del
Im starting to thing Seetheco is the only non doped GC rider


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.104298 del
>>104295
Ayuso the rat hasn't seen the wind once today.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.104299 del
remco excuse collection:
>missed bidon
>no working AC during rest day
>Germans bullied him
>stayed up too long watching the Belgium game the other day and tiredness is catching up


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.104300 del
Looks like Jonas doing by far most work. Lipo also doing some. Meanwhile Lidlbros struggle just to hold on. Honestly what's the point of Ayuso? If they wanted a mediocre GC guy they already had Skjelmose.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.104301 del
>>104300
at their best Ayuso is much stronger than Skjelly


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.104302 del
emberassing time to become an expensive bottle bitch


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.104303 del
>gr maillot a poids
mdr


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.104304 del
>>104294
I want to add there are 1x chainrings that are offset towards the frame which you usually use on mtb and gravel but there are 1x chainrings that are in the exact same place as the big ring on 2x


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104305 del
>>104301
You mean "on UAE"


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104306 del
now remco can wheelsuck the shimano car


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104307 del
>>104304
that makes sense, yeah


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104308 del
>>104301
ye but he's so rarely at his best and they paid so much money for him


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104309 del
oh well he can't


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.104310 del
Isn't it better for range? I mean you have a small for anything 10%+ and big for the rest


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104311 del
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CURVA ROGLIC


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104312 del
>>104310
10% is nothing with pogacar power THOUGH


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104313 del
Roglic has blessed one of these corners with his blood once.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104314 del
>primoz roglic chuting place


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104315 del
Remco already back but he should ride for Lipo now and get real


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.104316 del
>>104310
yeah but he's so strong he's on the big ring 95% of his riding time


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.104317 del
the dappled light is pretty sketchy


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.104318 del
>>104313
Does that boost Slovenians or Vismoids?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.104319 del
>>104317
Yea I couldn't see shit


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.104320 del
memco back and now we wait for the Jonas interview, how he still believes lol


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.104321 del
>>104318
Curses both


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.104322 del
remco GOING for it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.104323 del
Tadej not fucking around


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.104324 del
betrayal by remco heh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104325 del
lol FUCK vingo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104326 del
Ma'shallaH


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104327 del
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Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104328 del
vinegar kwabbed


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104329 del
>>104315
remco will never ride for anyone but remco


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.104330 del
Remshit is going to be all cocky now and still giga crack in the alps


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104331 del
Jonas WEAK


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104332 del
good stage too bad carapaz didn't make it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104333 del
>>104325
He paid the price for not slurping.
Damned if you do and damned if you don't.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104334 del
how much additional seconds did Jonas lose to Remco? I don't even see him f(in)ishing 2nd or podium anymore.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104335 del
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Just imagine how grand would be the GC is Dogacar never existed


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104336 del
Jonas about to retire at the end of the season


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.104337 del
>>104332
yeah, rip, was a good stage for him


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.104338 del
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>>104335


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.104339 del
ratco


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.104340 del
will merlel make it?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.104341 del
Jonas does look very tired. Much more than in the past 2 years even when he lost by similar margins to Pogi.

I don't think doing the Giro is quite the hidden start some thought it was.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.104342 del
>DE BRUYNE
not normal
and not normal PIGANZOLI might finish ahead of VINGOSHIT


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.104343 del
>>104341
don't think it made him all that much weaker, he hardly had to try


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.104344 del
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>>104340
easily


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.104345 del
>AYUSO PESQUERA in Maillot bianco


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.104346 del
Debruyne 14th this is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.104347 del
lipowitz outpunching ayyuso is not on my bingo


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.104348 del
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>>104346


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.104349 del
Remco just intentionally dropped that gap guys, it actually works


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.104350 del
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Thomas Pidcockson moved into top 10 today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.104351 del
>Vingegaard 13
>Seixas 67
>Evenepoel 67
>Toro 67
>Lipowitz 101
>Ayuso PESquera 101
>Skjelmose 201
>Pidcvck 501


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.104352 del
>>104351
blanket bet on all except pidcock incase pogi chutes


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.104353 del
>>104347
Everything about Ayuso is incredibly inconsistent. It's impossible to predict how that rat will do on any given day. Generational climbing one day, dropped from a group of 20 the other. Making Ganna sweat in a TT one day, dropping the most 5/10 performance in the next week. Punching like prime Roglic one race, barely sprinting in the next one. It's ALWAYS like this with him. Somehow his most consistent self was when he was 19.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.104354 del
Heh Ayuso actually chatting to Pog.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.104355 del
>>104354
The new white jersey...

who'd have thunk?

He'll KWAB soon enough


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.104356 del
hoping for seixas podium now


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.104357 del
>>104356
he looked stronger than fishboy today


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.104358 del
>>104357
Fish was taking main pulls


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.104359 del
>>104358
This.
We would be shitting on him today if he slurped with the others in g2 and now we are shitting on him for being weak.
Man just can't catch a break.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.104360 del
>>104359
well he should have dropped the shitters then if his team is still pretending he can win the tdf
they bring this unto themselves


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.104361 del
https://x.com/icisport_/status/2076973962362266064

Kek prudhomme shitting on UNO-X because they didn't take a clim that ASO gave them in bordeaux and now they complain.
>If you want 5* hotels we have to stay in big cities, but then you complain about the roads being too dangerous


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.104362 del
>>104361
to be fair why are those hotels so nasty, nobody is asking for 5 stars but atleast clean the mold off your bathroom tiles, it's not that hard


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.104363 del
>>104361
it was just that the hotels were terrible and if they weren’t then it was a 2 hour drive


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.104364 del
Pog will be second all-time after the end of the season


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.104365 del
Sumo soon.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.104366 del
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In fact in 25 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.104367 del
>>104362
>clean the mold off your bathroom tiles, it's not that hard
but it costs money


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.104368 del
>>104366
thats excellent timing


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.104370 del
>>104369
>Aan die mannen van Lidl-Trek hebben we weer niet veel gehad", deelde Evenepoel nog een prikje uit.
kek Ayuso’s job is pretty easy though now that del doppo cracked


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.104371 del
life is better with memco in it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.104372 del
Skeljmose doing pretty good to I have to admit. He's going to crack and end up behind your jegat and Tobias but still


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.104373 del
>>104372
I don't know if Tobias is returning, he hasn't looked good at all
even with the eventual lucky break


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.104374 del
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bertacek wasn't lying that vuelta looks absolutely insane
now I fucking hate that pogacar is going


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>>104374
no sprinters allowed


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.104376 del
>>104374
he's not going


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.104377 del
>>104374
He's hasn't confirmed anything for slav tv.
Unless I see the direct wuote I'm not buying it.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.104378 del
>>104372
gay boy is not catching up, he looks weak this tour


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.104379 del
>🇩🇰 Valgren expects 🇸🇮 Pogacar to target 🇩🇰 Vingegaard mentally

>🗣️ “To the media, Pogi is happy and all that. But I think he’s kind of holding a grudge against Jonas. He wants to put him in a coffin, at least mentally.”


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.104380 del
>>104376
AS is already reporting that he is, pissma shouldn't have made those jerseys


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.104381 del
>>104374
holy crap, now THAT's some parcours


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.104382 del
>>104375
absolute cinema if the race isn't filled by slurpers


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.104383 del
>>104382
Carapaz goes and wins 5 stages + the overall


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.104384 del
>>104383
Or more realistically he attacks and blows himself up 5/5.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.104385 del
>>104384
no! no!!


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.104386 del
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>


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.104387 del
>>104386
kek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.104388 del
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All these pogiwinslol stages are making me appreciate sprinter stages more of all places
At least we don't know for sure who is going to win


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.104389 del
>>104388
bini was right eh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.104390 del
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>>103884
>Euros discover humidity but REFUSE to use the fucking heat index like the US does


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.104391 del
>>104390
no humidity ppattt


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.104392 del
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they promised 34 degrees till sunday but apparently it's going to be around 20 and mostly raining
if meteochuds were velogoomblers, their teams would be pretty BAD


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.104393 del
>>104392
they can't predict ANYTHING can they. Didn't predict endless thunderstorms all evening at my place either


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.104394 del
>>103885
>pic.pic


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.104395 del
>#2...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.104397 del
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>>104391
No, I read along with the thread while I watch the stage. And I dont' skip ahead so as to not cause spoilers.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.104398 del
>>104396
I used to do this when I was a kid, loved these nights


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.104399 del
>>103885
rarely used room in the deep province. man those asthma huffers are really sheltered.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.104400 del
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Is there any chance some sprinters get dropped?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.104401 del
>>104400
Maybe if Trek rides really hard on those rampas francesas


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.104402 del
remco blowing up on stage 14 will be brutal


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.104403 del
>>104400
You'd hope, perhaps if Romano GREGGIORE and a few others fly across the pont, up that uncategorized hill and then repunch on the last one?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.104404 del
>>104400
merlier didn't look too well the last couple of days. trek will try and alpecin could send grug on their heels.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.104405 del
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>not one, but two cold sores now
uh oh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.104406 del
>>104400
deceptive profile since it's only 4%


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Cirque de Troumouse stage would be neat


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.104408 del
>>104407
mamma mia


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.104409 del
>>104405
those damn moroccan lady bugs


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.104410 del
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>>104407
Beautiful and good climb. Literally right next to Tourmalet. Wonder why it isn't used. Too narrow/remote?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.104411 del
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>>104409
I would berry my dick so far inside her ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.104412 del
>>104410
Parcs Nationaux doesn't allow it sadly


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.104413 del
>>104388
Ready for back2back slurping?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.104414 del
>>104411
kek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.104415 del
>>104412
>sadly
Hm, I guess if it's a protected park, this is a good thing. We have so few wild places left in the West.

Although not sure why they let people herd sheep up there then.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.104416 del
so seixas needs to win at least one stage to keep tour de france engagement in the home market high. alternatively Prudhomme could rig a stage so Prodhomme will win.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.104417 del
>>104416
>prud
>prod
didn't realize until now that they were different names


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.104418 del
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I am ready for a brace of Philipsen wins.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.104419 del
>>104417
To be fair it's just two different writting of the same name


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.104420 del
>>104415
there are no wild places in yurop. whatever vast spaces of nothing but wildlife you burgers have over there, we don't do that here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.104421 del
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>>104418
Biniam-pickers will surely be rewarded for being progressive and liberal by picking a black runner


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.104422 del
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>>104420
Yes, that's why every summer, scores of Germans die in American parks thinking that, surely, a cafe or restaurant must be just around the next bend in the trail.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.104423 del
>>104375
Inshallah if this race is without Pog and Ving we will have the race of the decade.

Imagine Lotto sends de Lie to this.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.104424 del
>>104423
Seixas should have skipped the tour and went for it


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.104425 del
>>104424
I said this earlier and someone made a fair point that if he went to Vuelta without Pogi or Vingo, he would basically be expected to win his first GT at age 19 (which, despite his talent, is actually insane).

Tour is good for him. He's not expected to win, he can get his first GT under his belt, and his presence can drive French interest in the team.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.104426 del
>>104425
Nahh, there is only pressure because it's the tour. No one really cares about vuelta


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.104427 del
>>104422
but where do you get your mid-hike Schnitzels then?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.104428 del
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>>104427
Just keep walking, there's GOT to be a Schnitzelhut just ahead


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.104429 del
>>104424
WIDAR will be there to win his first GC after ALMEIDA dies of an unknown disease


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.104430 del
Just three more days until Buchmann crushes the competition on the Tongbaoshan Mountain.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.104431 del
>>104430
truly a forgettable rider


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.104432 del
>>104429
I was going to say Gall wins it easy but then I noticed a flat 32km ITT.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.104433 del
>>104429
Anyone from the current TOP 15 going to the vuelta will end up above widar


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.104434 del
>>104432
I don't think 40kg widar is going to do great there either bert


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.104435 del
>>104433
doubter will be in shambles


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.104436 del
>>104429
widar is too frail to be a GC rider, should focus on stage hunting instead


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.104437 del
>>104407
>dodging sheep poop


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.104438 del
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>>104125
I thought this was a fun fact but then I found nothing to support this assertion.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.104439 del
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>>104428
>suddenly you wandered into the Casa Schnitzel


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.104440 del
>>104439
imagine the smell


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.104441 del
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>>104439
For a moment I was sure this is Polska, judging by the outside and a glimpse of car plates, but apparently this is Arad.
And apparently Arad is in Romania now.
Shocking, mounting my hoarse this very moment.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.104442 del
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Uncorfotable stream tbqh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.104443 del
>>104439
>Eat the hanging schnitzel - But watch out! Don't get burned by the scorching flames.
It's like those fake mobile game ads


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.104444 del
>>104442
kek


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.104445 del
>>104442
I'm sure our community is better than this folks.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.104446 del
>One of the fires in the Fontainebleau Forest was started by a man who works as a volunteer for the Fontainebleau fire department, the Fontainebleau prosecutor announced on Tuesday. It therefore appears to be a case of a "fireman-arsonist".

what the fuck is wrong with people, shouldn't we just throwing them into deep pits and forget about them


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.104447 del
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>>104439
is this a traditional schnitzel preparation


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>>104446
This is the most classic scenario btw. Pic related close to my place was started by some fireman, assistant mayor couple of years ago


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.104449 del
Orts supposedly also joining Euskaltel next season


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.104450 del
Kevin Reza is a nigger.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.104451 del
>>104446
happens alot btw it’s a trope


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.104452 del
>>104449
grim from euskatel, why can't they have any good talents like caja and pharma


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.104453 del
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Oh, it's Squeaker's Day today!
hmm


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.104454 del
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There must be schnitzel here....somewhere....


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.104455 del
it's so over for squeakers


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.104456 del
>>104454
the color scheme isn't helping, there could be schnitzels everywhere


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.104457 del
>>104454
did you ever get bitten by scorpions?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.104458 del
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>>104453
Mahaaaa


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.104459 del
lel what an unfortunate fault


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.104460 del
cepeda-esque looking ref


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.104461 del
why the fuck is there a wh*toid in my french team


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.104462 del
Still haven't watched a minute live.
Guess it is a good pretext indeed to have a moderate drink, but I don't know if I can get anything French I would like to drink.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.104463 del
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>>104453
>>104455
>>104458
>>104459
>>104460
>>104461
nevermind...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.104464 del
>>104462
get some delicious ricard


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.104465 del
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>>104463
>Expecting the Spanish to withstand the relentless, withering assault of the Squeakers


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.104466 del
>>104464
I mean, I could come up with something but getting it. I guess I have Auchan and Carrefour but I don't want to be scrambling to get there in 30 minutes.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.104467 del
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These guys have it so easy. Every year they keep saying the same stupid things


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.104468 del
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>>104462
Have you considered a glass or two of vin


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.104469 del
kek that asskick


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.104470 del
>>104467
Sports radio/sports commentary is literally YouTube reaction videos for boomers. The second you see it, you're done with these so-called experts.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.104471 del
>>104467
to be fair, all UAE has to do is give them a gap where they have some hope like 4 minutes
today we weren't even halfway till the entire break gave up and then you're just waiting for the inevitable
if it wasn't for carapaz having balls it would be a horrible stage


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.104472 del
>>104468
I don't even know what I would like from the general "French wine" category. I hate Chardonnay. I've had Bordeaux once it was horrid but I expected it. Maybe it it has to be a call to the Auld alliance and a Scotch to the rescue.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.104473 del
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peloton's been frustrated verging on suicidal for years and nothing happened. First it was visma when the fish dominated now its uae and the peloton can do nothing but curl up


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.104474 del
>>104438
didn't look hard enough https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Pangean_Mountains


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.104475 del
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>>104472
What do you like? Red or white? Dry or sweet/semi-sweet? Fruity or not? Acidity or not? Tannins (Bordeaux, esp when young, tends to be quite tannic so probably not your thing)?

Chardonnay is a chameleon...it can be almost anything depending on terroir and vinification so that doesn't say much about your preferences...


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.104476 del
>>104474
thx for link


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.104477 del
>>104471
They will be given gaps, it's just this one stage he had to take revenge. Also the team has shown weakness


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.104478 del
>>104459
I don’t understand football how is that not his own fault lmao


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.104479 del
>>104477
yeah it was expected, jose is squeaking more about the previous stage where they rode hard because they just wanted to get to the hotel quicker


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.104480 del
>>104477
there’s only 21 stages


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.104481 del
>>104478
I just mean it's not an intentional fault, he's just looking at the ball


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.104482 del
>>104477
team is absolutely destroyed now although they will recover over the coming two slurp days


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.104483 del
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are you not entertained by unhinged and evil pogi?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.104484 del
>>104483
I hope pissma stops antagonizing him now so he isn't as bent on humiliating them


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.104485 del
>>104482
They're resting until solaison. I don't think pog cares about vosges. Only thing that might motivate the team is to cuck Jorgenson from his tdf win but he's dead


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.104486 del
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>>104475
Well, let me join the wine talk once again.
I was at a wine tasting recently, and had a rather unusual
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerner_(grape)
I liked it, it was a fruity white, but not overly acidic. Not expensive or fancy (aside from muh Bocksbeutel), just solid.
I'm guessing there's is more like that?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.104487 del
>>104486
French dry fruity white, not overly acidic, not too fancy...maybe a Pinot Gris from the Alsace?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.104488 del
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>>104487
>Pinot Gris from the Alsace
Interesting!
Also very affordable.
And on the more fancy side?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.104489 del
>>104475
I like tannic stuff and that Bordeaux was indeed young, that's why I expected it to be meh but I still expected more.
I like dry wines, semi-dry at worst, light sweetish wines like all the summer lambruscos, proseccos, green wines.
I know I like chianti, even shitty chianti is drinkable for me, didn't have a bad Sicilian wine although I know this is a rather broad category.
I am also pretty sure there is way more to chardonnay then what I have had, just those cheap ones always taste like pre-barf.

Went to the closest Portuguese chain market, all there was was portuguese, Italian, some Spanish and one barf chardonnay.
Scotch was Johnny and cheap Chivas Regal.
Old oirish pisswathr it is, although it is that nicer Crested, nice sale, just above 20 euros.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.104490 del
>>104488
Condrieu
Hermitage blanc
Bordeaux blanc

To be honest, I love acidity and the idea of drinking low acid whites makes very little sense to me. That being said, I had a glass of 2003 Chave Hermitage blanc last year that was mind blowing.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.104491 del
>>104489
If you like light and dry with plenty of fruit (like Chianti or Sicilian wine), go with Beaujolais. Look for a bottle that says Beaujolais-Villages which is a step up from basic stuff and will be solid.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.104492 del
>>104487
>>104488
Or Pinot Gris, that is nice as well.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.104493 del
>>104491
Is it also only available during Beaujolais season?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.104494 del
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>>104490
I love very dry wine too, but they are a bit hard on the stomach.

Yes, the trick is not to overdo it and drink AGUA.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.104495 del
squeakers getting outplayed hard
not a good bastille day


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.104496 del
>sPAIN
time for an extra dry


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.104497 del
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Looks like the pressure on Lord Seixas I will be rising. The humiliations have to stop at some point right


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.104498 del
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>>104493
No, that's Beaujolais Nouveau which is sort of a gimmick released in November only a few weeks after the harvest. They're supposed to be fun wines but they're almost always shit.

Steer clear away from anything that says "Nouveau" on it. Go to a good wine shop and they will be able to find you something good for a reasonable price. Gamay (the red grape in Beaujolais) has huge yields so even the top producers really aren't that expensive (but you probably don't want to buy some super structured and dense Cru Beaujolais if you want a fresh and accessible).

Also, not looking good.


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Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.104501 del
time to sub in pinot


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.104502 del
>>104498
Yeah, that's what I have heard about nouveaux, a gimmick for people who want to be seen doing their wine gimmick.
Thanks for the recommendations, shall see what do the wineshops have, maybe a French chain market will have something as well.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.104503 del
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pedro perro is a defensive wingback


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.104504 del
Not that bummed out about the turtle and co, Arhentina and Espana final would be preferable.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.104505 del
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France is not even going to win a stage. Who can even do it. They have no sprinter and Seixas can't win against Pog. It's a humiliation ritual


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.104506 del
>>104504
no riggi cucketini pls
let the anglos have a chance to lose


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.104507 del
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>>104505
Baudin wins here


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.104508 del
Best squeaker per stage

1. Decathlon (6)
2. Grégoire (7)
3. Seixas (4)
4. Vauquelin (6)
5. Turgis (9)
6. Seixas (5)
7. Godon (8)
8. Russo (8)
9. Baudin (4)
10. Seixas (3)

Nobody even came close. It's over


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.104509 del
Lol no yellow because it's Yamal. This is not a sport


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.104510 del
The basque man marches on


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.104511 del
>>104508
Grégoire is SHIT, glad I didn't take him
>my team is still terrible though


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.104512 del
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Time to squeak goodbye.

>>104508
Baudin is still a good RoI.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.104513 del
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>>104508
We're not even halfway through the Tour and the GC is just ossifying. Stage hunting is just about to begin. Plenty of possibility for basically anyone aside from Seixas and Lenny (who are both top-10 on GC)


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.104514 del
>>104512
Too bad I have adjusted after a solid Friday night. Remco was a good one, but then I was not satisfied and thrown out Baudin and Girmay. Luckily pogikanker is the great equalizer and I will lose a thousand tops.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.104515 del
Love me town now, used to love these Sunday drinks out, but Monday and Tuesday is when the town really sleeps at 11 o'clock, on Sundays there are people moving around to get back for the work week, not a soul in sight now, just ambient sounds of industry and nature.
>boomer.jpg


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.104516 del
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>>104515
>Industrial ambient sounds
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTRFmFSy6nQ [Embed]

Good music for Squeakers tonight.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.104517 del
ciclismo?


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.104518 del
>>104517
no


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.104519 del
>>104517
6/10 posts before yours were cyclisme related.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.104520 del
>>104517
Seixas podium day, that's it.


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.104521 del
>>104516
Yep, trains and all. Always liked this back when I thought joggers still have a genuine message, and they did back then.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eeTnog5RRQo [Embed]


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.104522 del
wow the amount of remhope is off the charts after todays stage


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.104523 del
>>104522
he should feel pretty good being only 30s off Vinegar 2bqh


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.104524 del
i hope remco tries something on a flat stage this year


Bert 07/14/2026 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.104525 del
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Alps


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.104526 del
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>>104525
hmm


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.104527 del
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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.104528 del
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>>104527
Gota go fast.
Sometimes those photographers lying at the side of the road really do get lucky. Nice pic.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.104529 del
Tobias Halland Johann 20 second penalty because he took Essen from the team car during the last 15km.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.104530 del
and UAE just announced their Pologne team. Julius Bert and Elite are going to Poland, which means they won't be riding the Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.104531 del
>>104522
He is getting demolished at least on that Solaison stage but it is noticeable how he nearly dies but refuses to and comes around.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.104532 del
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axel thinks that hump is too far away from the finish to even matter. and he downgraded jappe to bittner and huub artz level.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.104533 del
>>104529
lol


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.104534 del
>>104530
Wonder if I will be able to get a photo with Julius or Jantje or anyone.
Depends if they will indeed have a good 500m from the buses to the presentation as they did last time.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.104535 del
>>104534
Find the most dangerous part of the course where the chute catastrophale will happen


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.104537 del
Buchboy getting absolutely pummeled in china


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.104538 del
>>104535
Not moving out of my town boss, not betting on a chute before depart reel.
Although going on the mythical Anaberg would be nice, I will not outrun them though, obviously.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.104539 del
>>104537
Do you think he's depressed that he had one good Tour de France but then was irrelevant for the rest of his career? Or is he just happy he gets to ride bike casually with no need to make results.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.104540 del
>>104539
I think he's stealing a good wage for being an absolute shitter that can't even farm points from conti teams in china


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.104541 del
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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.104542 del
Almeidingz doing pologne instead of burgos

Guess they want to test his punch?

I'm not even sure who's the leader in that team. Guess it will be 4 retards riding each for their own race and poor Bjeu slaving away.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.104543 del
>>104542
PPATT posts a few posts above yours


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.104544 del
>>104537
dare I say he's pulling a froome


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.104545 del
>>104544
If he had any ambition left he'd never join Cofidis. A deeply unserious team.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.104546 del
>>104541
very cool


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.104547 del
Jon Agirre DSQ for some reason


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.104548 del
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cheeky pozzer


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.104549 del
>>104548
Fucking vile


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.104550 del
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First ride on the gravel, everything is fine. Always strange to switch between bikes and this is way more stable/high compared to my TCR. But overall feels good. Some very nice roads in the woods here, some NASTY rampas too


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.104551 del
>>104550
very nice! did you go up Kahlenberg and Hadersfeld?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.104553 del
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Man, American food is the stuff of nightmares


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.104554 del
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>>104551
Bit more west


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.104555 del
>>104551
>>104554
have you two ever met up and ridden together


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.104556 del
>>104555
nein


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.104557 del
>>104553
You haven't lived


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.104558 del
>>104550
Was this the new Crux?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.104559 del
>>104558
Y


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.104560 del
>>104553
what's the point of putting corn sugar on top of "popped" corn?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.104561 del
>>104560
carbmaxxing the FUCK out of your meal


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.104562 del
>>104560
humiliation ritual


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.104563 del
listen up
corn sugar syrup on top of a block of american cheese


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.104564 del
>DNS HARPER Christophere


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.104565 del
Vichy? that rings a bell. makes me wonder what German tv will say about it. the Vichy government was very successful at exporting French wine to Germany, wikipedia says.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.104566 del
By the way, Chris HARPER, Eddie DUNBAR and Lukáš DUMBRIDGE are in fact three different runners, in case you didn't know that


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.104567 del
>>104564
harper the unhanded


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.104568 del
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>>104555
no but it is in order I would say. austro-french gravel coalition


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.104569 del
>Tadej Pogacar écrase tout dans ce Tour de France 2026 (4-26 juillet), limitant les surprises et le suspense, et pourtant les audiences sont au rendez-vous sur France Télévisions. À mi-parcours, après 10 étapes, celles-ci ont réuni en moyenne 3,1 millions de téléspectateurs (32,8 %), chaque jour à partir de 13 heures, sur France 2 et France 3.
>Il s'agit de la meilleure audience depuis 2013, à ce niveau de la Grande Boucle. L'étape du 14 juillet, remportée là encore par le coureur slovène (UAE), a attiré en moyenne 5,1 millions de personnes sur France 2, avec un pic à 7,3 millions.
>La plateforme France.tv affiche, elle, un record historique, avec 17 millions de vidéos vues et 88 millions de vues sur les réseaux sociaux.
And this is despite a shity parcours to make the race "close"


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.104570 del
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Speaking of rampas I'm not sure this is doing it justice but this is STEEP


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.104571 del
>>104570
should be easy with gravel gearing no?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.104572 del
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>>104526
It's not even mountainous by any degree
Are you telling me good old bohemes decided to visit the great state of Nebraska, settled down and said "yep, that looks like good old Bohemian alps we had at home"?
Something doesn't add up

Looks like a gr*vel paradise though


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.104573 del
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>>104572


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.104574 del
>no spanish shitters in my breakaway today
Veistroffer


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.104575 del
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heh, my boy Joãu, he just needs more time


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.104576 del
french tv showing Danish slags


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.104577 del
>>104571
Borderline on the 40*45


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.104578 del
>>104577
I have on belgianbert's authority that no true bert needs more than 36/34


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.104579 del
>>104575
De teirlinck is geworpen Renaat


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.104580 del
>>104578
I mean if I lose 10kg maybe


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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.104582 del
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why do these retards have such massive audiences?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.104583 del
>>104582
>>104581
its engagement farming innit, write some ragebait for $$$


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.104584 del
Grug fake 20 sec push, his work is done


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.104585 del
>>104584
Excuse me but I need him to lead out Jappe again


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.104586 del
>>104578
Everything depends on where you live, you just keep acting like you're riding for hours on 15% gradients and need granny gears when it's probably like 2% of all your riding


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.104587 del
>>104585
need to secure 7th in the sprint


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.104588 del
>>104581
If anyone tells him he is actually interested in this "X essay" I will find this person and demolish him


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.104589 del
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>>104586
Or perhaps I would be riding them more if I didn't have to actively avoid them


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.104590 del
If Slock closes this I am going to fucking squeak


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