>>47599
Heresy!

Good night, everyone!

>>47604
>>47605
Sleep well.

>>47594
Why do reddit faggots type so much to say so little?

>>47596
Yeah, that sounds like the spot!

>>47607
>type so much to say so little
My department's 2IC is like that, she'll blabber on while I'm just standing there wanting to go and do the job I know how to do.

>>47608
>she
I've ID'd the problem.

So ya set up your machine to crank out AI Vodkas every hour on the hour yet?

>>47603
Shadowheart is a fuckin' whore, she does not deserve to be lined up with Frieren or Marcille!
>>47607
Probably!

But he need real Vodkas, not fake copies

Hu need a English lesson.
And a good thrashing.
Maybe an AA meeting, too.

No Anti Air meeting for me, thanks

>>47613
>Shadowheart
Who?
Up to much this afternoon?

Hu needs a Japanese lesson!

>>47616
This is why you need all that.

>>47618
Why him!?
WHY NOT ME!?

>>47617
The other girl in the X post Chain posted. She's from Baldo's gate.
See thr discord.

>>47618
Teach me, sensei

>>47619
I don't get it

>>47619
Well yeah you need one too!

>>47620
She looks kinda cute tho.
Okay.

>>47621
GOOD.

>>47622
Yeah!

>>47622
Are you on phone?
And if so, have you changed the SIM so you don't use the American network?

Nah, he's just rackin' up the phone bill for momma back home on roaming networks.

>>47625
It would explain the flag at least. And yeah, gonna be very expensive

>>47626
I'm kidding. I don't think it actually works like that anymore, but I have no idea.

Poor kid.
All of life is a lesson, truly.

>>47627
It might not. Mine just gets throttled. Although that's just back home.
If I were to go to the US and send 5 SMS's, it'd be $2. Don't even want to think about data. Hopefully it would just not work at all

>>47612
Need Vodka..
Also, no.
>>47623
Nature...

>>47630
It probably still does, but man wouldn't it be nice if there was an automated hand off to one of the global networks you know for a fact these huge companies own.
They just want an excuse to charge you extra for crossing map boundaries.

>>47631
Well what the fuck, get ontop of it!

>>47632
I have no intention of subjecting Vodka to the AI slop machine.

>>47632
Is Spec an advocator for mobilenet neutrality now?
But yeah, it would've been nice.

>>47633
Good.

>>47634
Remember Hu, Net Neutrality was never about actual net neutrality.
Ah well.

Open mobile borders!

>>47629
Sometimes you learn the hard way.

>>47635
But the name fits!
Lewd chink slut

>>47636
Most of the time.
So- still waitin' on that signature of yours.

>>47637
Gonna fit my shoe in your ass.
Yeah! Need lewd Chink birb.

>>47638
Please no!
Don't we all. Lewd girls best girls

>>47638
Maybe for you.
I'll give you a signature for pizza.

>>47639
I dunno- you keep telling me you're not into girls. Weirdo.

>>47640
Ouch.
Okay! Whatchu want on ur Tombstone?

>>47642
Need Vodka...

>>47643
And yet I post girls here all the time

>>47644
She's cute

>>47645
Big weirdo.

>>47646

>>47645
I didn't ask for your opinion on the matter. Silly Hupony.

>>47647
>>47648
:)

>>47643
It's not for Tombstone, it's for pizza. Pizza this dick lmao.

>>47649
>>47650



>>47651
Okay, I'm putting hot pizza sauce and cheese on your dick then.
Enjoy the burns.

>>47652
Sorry but Arizona decided you need to verify your age before you see any explicit content and I'm not complying.

>>47653
Arizona? I thought that was just Texas and Oklahomo.

>>47654
My wife!

>>47656
What's up, Hu?

FEEL

It should still be 2012...

>>47657
Trying to get out of bed and not upset my stomach too much. Had a bit too much yesterday.
You doing much?

>>47655
Apparently Arizona is about to sign one. Haven't actually heard anything about Oklahoma.

>>47659
YES, BUT ACTUALLY

>>47660
You really do need to stop.
I'm trying to force myself to actually go watch a show, or open a book, or do something before it's Sunday morning already.

>>47662
You could also sleep while it's night!
And nah. Wasn't drinking alone after all. Isn't that a good thing?

My reading rate has plummeted this past month.

>>47661
I haven't heard anything about this, but then again I also don't pay attention too much these days.
I think Hobbs recently signed something about the border, that actually surprised me. At this point Hobbs must be realizing how strangely right AZ is despite being left.
Apparently the bill that Texas signed was affecting Oklahoma residents because their ISP was Texas based, so they were just an extension of Texas.

>>47663
I could, but I ain't tired, I woke up at like 17:00 today.
That's not an excuse, it doesn't make it better.
Hu, do you know anything about laser thermometers?

>>47664
Fix it!

>>47665
If you're gonna study, you need better sleeping habits as well~
Toyed a little with one at one point. Point and shoot, and you get a temperature reading. Why?

>>47667
What if I just kill myself instead?
I need one, but on a budget. But I don't wanna get scammed, and end up with a chink one that just prints random numbers instead of taking actual temp.

>>47666
Tomorrow. I'm really close to Smaug's appearance as well.

>>47668
Don't do that.
That makes sense.... No, I don't know anything about them then.

>>47669
Oh, you're reading The Hobbit?
Goddamn Hobbit, ruinin' errything.

>>47665
Sometimes you happen to hear about them whether you wanted to or not.
Oklahoma, always just an extension of Texas.

>>47671
Hobbits live the best life.

>>47670
I wanna sometimes tho. Like how sometimes I wanna do that Asuna.
Fuck, RIP.

>>47672
Really seems that way, you're just Texas Lite.
How's school Mot, did you ever put any other effort into JP past that single semester?

>>47673
You're basically trying to be a Hobbit, just without the short bit, yeah.
Gonna live in a Hobbit hole when you build your homestead/farm?

>>47674
Doesn't that mean you want to do it all the time? That's bad!

>>47674
It's time to just swallow Texas so it's actually just one big Oklahoma instead.
Fine, did decent enough on the last exam. I'm concerned, your memory must be going since you've asked this recently and the answer was no. I'm not even sure I put effort into it when I was in the class. Crazy to think that was like two years ago.
Well, time for games.

>>47674
That would be comfy, but it'll be more like living in the back of a work shed.

>>47675
Maybe.

>>47676
I'm sure you've swallowed plenty of Texans in your time Mot, you don't have to do it for the WHOLE state.
Good, good. Will it finally be other this summer? Yeah, I'm not having the best of times with anything, memory too. And yeah, ain't it wild how long it's been? Time really ran away from us.
WE NEVER GOT TO TALK ABOUT GAMES LAST TIME!

>>47677
Cuck Shed

>>47679
TED SHED
AUSSIE IS MAKING BOMBS

>>47680
I'm not smart enough to even make the sort of bombs to blow my hands and face off.

>>47681
Set it up yet?

>>47682
Probably for the best.
But are you really just have like a 200sqft shed?

>>47683
I have no shed at the moment. If that plan goes ahead then I'm just going to need a small space for a shower/toilet and a kitchen/bedroom, the washing machine could be outside on a patio of sorts.

>>47684
I have honestly considered something like it before.

>>47685
I just look at the current house I'm in and think how much I could condense it to fit exclusively my needs, an entire half of the house could just disappear and if it was just me living here then it wouldn't matter. Ideally I'd want another room to gradually build up a book collection, but that's basically it. In a material sense there's not much that I need or want.

>>47683
It... as in the desktop or AI slop?

>>47686
Are houses there common to have basements?
Garages?

>>47687
The former.

>>47688
Basements? Not at all. Garages? Fairly common, some places have a more open but covered area for cars instead.

>>47688
Oh, yeah, I did that over the last two days or something. Using it now.
Next I need to see about setting up the 9450 to replace my 9430 for my travel/side laptop and I need to figure out if I steal the 5690 for my travel gaming laptop after that.

>>47689
>some places have a more open but covered area for cars instead
That's called a car port.
There's this very strange split in the U.S. where MOST houses on the East used to have basements, but only a car port, no garage. Meanwhile almost every house West of TX has a garage, but basements are incredibly rare.
Interesting to know your neck of Australia is basically more akin to the Western U.S.
I think my ideal home has evolved so much over the years, what I ACTUALLY want at this point in life is damn near unachievable, and I would have to do 90% of it myself.

Beat danes to death with a brick.

matching flag

>>47694
The Mohammedans are right about your ilk.

Bullies

I was just wondering the other day when Tsuchi would show up again.
His Glowie implant must have finally detected the thought wave.

>>47696
Hu did nothing wrong

>>47698
I almost had the big RIP like a week ago and just been on the mend since. That's probably when they chipped my head.

>>47699
You did everything wrong.

Hu dindu nuffins!

>>47700
I don't imagine you almost bought it on a Harley. You okay?

>>47702
Do you even believe that?

>>47703
Danish George Floyd.

>>47705
Yeah, reroofed something in the time since.

>>47703
:)

>>47706
Yep

Psst, Hu!

>>47711
Bitch.

>>47708
Why are you lying?

>>47712
Bullied by everyone, appreciated by nobody..

>>47713
I'm content, and not lying

Need Vodka...

Need Horse a happy man

Asking for the impossible won't get you anywhere.

>>47721
I wasn't asking

>>47727
>>47726
Imagine vice grip leglock, no escape

>>47727
>>47728
Hot :)

>>47731
>>47732
It's well past my bed time..
G'night.

>>47733
Oyasumi

>>47732
>>47733
Horse in his stable. Goodnight.

Talk about SOMETHING!
ANYTHING!

>>47741
Have you ever sucked dick?

>>47742
No.
Have you thought about taking any vacation this year?

>>47743
Thought about it, and that's about it. Probably just gonna spend a couple days in the summer house

>summer house
Bourgeois scum.

>>47744
>>47745
Agreed, let's forcibly redistribute Hu.

>>47745
>>47746
I'm not a burger.
What about You? Gonna go visit Weeb?

>>47747
I couldn't dream of having enough money to go to Japan any time soon.
There's a better chance of me joining the Navy and getting sent there.
Any glowie recruiters out there, hit me up bby.

This summer I want to get back in shape since I've been down and out like almost six months now. Maybe go camping. Hopefully get eaten by a bear, idk.
I definitely want to do something this summer other than melt away.
You should come over, and we'll go shoot guns, and suck dick or whatever you wanna do or something.

Shoot guns and suck questionably aged dicks since AOC is unconstitutional. A libertarian's paradise.

>>47748
With China/Taiwan tensions, it doesn't even sound that far fetched... Go ahead and join the Navy. Just be careful, I heard it makes you trannies, or at least gay.

Poor bear...
Yeah, gonna go shoot guns in 35C temperatures, what could possibly go wrong. Sounds better to take a long vacation around spring or winter.

>>47749
Ew... ew ew ew ew.

>>47750
It's all those shots they give you when you join. Lord knows what's actually in that vaccine bomb they shoot you up with.
Jokes aside, China/Taiwan is going to continue to be a big nothing. If China didn't do anything when the U.S. admitted it was permanently stationing special operations for training the Taiwanese, they never will.
...or at least it'd be nice if they never will.

Oi- OI!
>what could possibly go wrong
You genuinely have to wear gloves because the handguards get too hot to hold, and your poor Danish lil' body will suffer mild heat stroke and dehydration if we're not careful.
Still think about that poor German bastard that almost passed out because he refused to drink water, because he thought he'd be OK inside.

Only one day next week will reach 30°c, officially entering the cool zone.

>>47752
Don't tell him it actually gets closer to 50c in the summer here...

>>47754
I'm glad I have a car now so I don't need to deal with walking to work in a heat wave because I'm too much of a tight arse to get a taxi/uber.

>>47755
Shame about all the weight you'll gain back tho.

>>47756
I still do a lot of walking at work and the car will make getting to the gym easier.

>>47751
Can't be anything good, judging from what happened to Pepper.
Most of what happens in the world, are big nothings. Still looking forward to the next big happening.

>Still think about that poor German bastard that almost passed out because he refused to drink water, because he thought he'd be OK inside.
Jesus Christ, come on. He was probably still sweating. That alone should've been enough to make it clear that drinking water was necessary

>>47752
>>47753
>>47754
D:

European tourists have a tendency to be know-it-alls here. Tell them not to swim in a certain river/creek because of crocs, they'll do it anyway. Tell them they'll need to take water while going for a long bushwalk, they won't and then need to be rescued. Know-nothing-know-it-alls.

>>47757
Right.

>>47758
Poor Pepp... I still think about Lexi from time to time. I do really hope she's OK.
DA HABBEDING! All the earthquakes lately have been interesting. Ain't there somethin' about that in that one Book?

He wasn't just sweating, he was SOAKED. This was the first time he'd experienced a good ol' Arizona summer. He was NOT prepared.
So just remember Hu, when it gets hot, you NEED to hydrate.

I think a couple of decades ago we had a tourist try to walk through our desert with just an apple, I'm certain that happened but I can only find stuff about apple desserts or what you can or can't bring into Australia as a tourist.

>>47760
Easter was bad, though. So much chocolate in the break room, even with all the walking and not eating like crap at home I was gaining weight.

>>47760
You don't have them on Discord still?
I dunno. Maybe. Which book?

Yep, I know. Not just hydrate either. You'll lose a ton of salt as well

>>47759
>>47761
We constantly have that here.
I actually prevented a few hikers one time from making the mistake.
They thought the trail they were on was a simple day trip, and then saw me with a laminated topo map, and a 60lb framed backpack.
Sent em back to the parking lot with a big warning that this was not a simple "couple hour loop".

But I really do feel bad for the people that come here and think they can tough out hundred and twenty degree heat.
You're not proving anything to me, or anyone else.

>>47763
lol no- I pissed her off again, and she removed and blocked me like two years ago now.
THE Book.

Eh. Salt tabs if you're doing some really serious backpacking I guess.
I've never had that be an issue.

>>47764
I was planning on going for a bushwalk nearby just to try it out, it'll be raining all week. After I give it a shot I might look into joining a bushwalking group and hang out with a bunch of oldies. I'm going to stick to the soft walks, just more to get myself out of the house and into nature.

>>47764
What is it with trannies being pissed off at you? You probably didn't even tell any of them to kill themself.
The bible has such references? That book isn't mandatory reading here, so never read it.

I suppose water on its own is far more important regardless how much you sweat..

>>47765
DO IT!

>>47766
I'm REAL GOOD at making people real angry. It's my gift!
Nah, I reserve that for you, Mot, and that other retard.
I see, I see.

Well the salt tabs are if you're like hard core backpacking through the desert, and sweating so much that you aren't replenishing salt through food alone.
Your average American and his diet will be plenty healthy even on a several day excursion...

>>47768
So it seems like. Not doing anything special. You just are.
Wow, now I feel special..

>Regular American meal would be plenty healthy
>Miccy D full of salt and sugar
You know, I believe it...

Wait. Weeb's in Gensokyo again? Like on visa/somewhat permanently or just vacation?

>>47769
My special Hu.

It's sad, but true.

>>47770
Yeah, he got spirited away off to Japan again.
He's going back to school there again, but we all have high hopes for him to find a job, and work towards his permanent residence.
Send him your power, Tsuchi, he needs it.
Like really needs it, you think this poor boy's gonna find a girl on his own?

>>47771
:)
Cooking is at least still an option.

>>47771
Now he's only going to have to compete the infinite niggers they announced they'll be importing in the future...

>My special Hu.
Fucking faggot.

>>47772
Daiwa...
What should I cook, Hu? I got about a pound (0.5kg) of chicken for next week, what should I make?

>>47773
Okay- you're the second one to say this. QRD? Is there some sign up sheet I'm missing to get "imported" somewhere?

That's out of context.

>>47774
They announced like 825,000 annually will be imported to "help the economy" and it's just going to turn to another mad dash of shitskins to be a pustule on the remains of thousands of years of history.

>>47775
Looks like I found my ticket in bros...

>>47776
You're brown enough to get diversity hire points.

>>47774
What about slicing them into strips, then fry them with salt and pepper. While it fries, chop up some onions, carrots and bacon, and prepare a sauce using a chicken or vegetable broth.
Take the chicken off the pan, and then fry the vegetables and bacon. Once it's fried, pour the sauce over and make the sauce thick using flour (if you didn't do it prior to this).
Mix the whole thing together and give it 40min. in the oven.
Serve with fresh pasta

>>47777
Where do I sign?

>>47778
Sounds interesting at least.
Leave it to a Dane to be told that "chicken" is the main ingredient, and then suddenly he adds bacon casually like it's just part of the vegetables.
Treat it like I'm in Canada Hu, 'cause right now bacon costs like $12.
But the rest of that sounds doable.

Maple bourbon chicken.
Just wing the marinade with honey if you don't have real syrup, olive oil, thyme, garlic, salt, pepper and parsley.

>>47779
I use turkey bacon for this, actually. It just fits better with the chicken, than pig. That might also come a bit cheaper

>>47779
Contact the local Jewish NGO in your area ruining your state with infinite shitskins to get your orders.

>>47780
No, wait, this wins.
This wins hands down.

Turkey bacon is a fucking disgusting abomination masquerading as something far better. Fitting for a tranny.

>>47781
Christ what is it with you and BACON!?

>>47782
"Ma'am I realize you're busy rubber stamping literal cartel members into the downtown area, but I'm a weeaboo with a dream..."

>>47785
It's my favourite seasoning!

>>47783
Requires more syrup than you're thinking but not enough to make it disgustingly sweet if you're grilling it. I'd still cut it into tenders to make it more "crust". I think if you looked up a recipe, it would be a pretty small amount of bourbon but I always just dump a "that looks right" amount into the bowl. That basically all the ingredients since the sweetener and garlic is the only thing you can go overboard on by eyeing it.

>>47785
You're like MLK but for gaymers. With far less communist connections and mistresses.

>>47786
reeeeeeee

>>47787
It gives me an opportunity to use up bourbon that only sees action between October and January.

>>47788
Maybe I should look into that latter half, seems to be how you get ahead in this game.

>>47789
Milk!

>>47791
:)

>>47789
Enjoy.

Just look at the Irish ones busted yesterday or the day before. They literally had media and NGOs in their phones and weren't even fucking Irish to counterprotest something as milquetoast as "maybe less immigrants".

>>47792
Now I'm thinking every meal you make genuinely has bacon.

>>47793
I'm out of the loop on this one, what happend?

>>47794
Perhaps they do

>>47794
Irish showed up to protest infinite immigrants. "Anti fascists" showed up. Irish stole their phones and personal belongings to ID them. They're all shitskins on refugee status already in other European countries and in their phones were numbers for a bunch of news/press personalities showing that yes, it's all coordinated by Jewish international groups.

>>47795
Hu's just making sure no Hebrews or Muhammads steal his meal.

>>47796
And then they found out where their children go to school, right?
Or just another case of no one will do shit?

>>47797
I didn't look further but yeah, nothing ever happens.

>>47797
While making every meal taste great too!

>>47798
It's all so tiresome.
Ready for the eclipse tomorrow, or will it miss you by a mile now?

>>47799
Now I'm hungry, fuck.

>>47800
Bacon never ruined any meal. Don't blame you for suddenly craving some

>>47800
I'm still heading out to see it. Just staring into the sun until sight is stolen from me.

>>47801
Oh, no I'm not craving that tho.

>>47802
Jealous.

>>47803
What then if not food?

>>47804
I really want a pretzel burger, because I saw it mentioned on 4chan the other day, and it blew some poor German's mind.

>>47805
That really sounds interesting

>>47806
I can't even remember what the proper name for the lye treated dough breads.
"Pretzel" everything is kinda big here in the U.S. 'round the Fall season, so you get pretzel bread, and buns, and for hamburgers it's amazing.

>>47810
Pretzelify everything!
It does sound interesting. And now I'm hungry too

2-3 months of no gym has really become noticeable

Get back to it!

>>47813
Back from it and eating eggs.
>>47814
Hello seed oil connoisseur.

>>47815
Eggs are great

>>47819
Does SD say the same?

I'm tempted to go for a midnight Macca's run.

>>47820
I haven't seen SD around lately. I wish he would post more often!

>>47821
>>47822
Let's acquire a B-52 and bomb all the major seed oil manufacturing plants in the world.

>>47823
SD will be here soon

>>47825
Almost a thousand pics of them, and still no names...

I'm tempted to get a cat while my grandparents are away.

>>47827
NOM!
Baconify everything

>$450 to adopt a dog
I'd be doing them a favour.

>>47827
>>47829
Hopefully it was Danish bacon.
American farmers feed their pig seed oil. It is terrible!

>>47828
Nyan~

Time for Suomi!

>>47832
Maybe!

Mood.

>>47842
I can't read, can you record yourself reading this for me, please?

>>47845
I hope you enjoyed listening! It cost me 1.5 cents to generate.

>>47851
(Video)

Got my beard oil, the company gave me a sampler of one of their scents and I really like the smell. Damn it.
>>47858
HOOC HOO, HOOC, O, O, OOH, O, OH

>>47859
Sometimes I regret that I didn't take an Organic Chemistry class in college.

>>47860
Nyan~!

>>47861
Organic? More like orgaynic.