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politics and sociology and other IRL butthurts Garrett ##eaj5Bm 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No. 10
Here's a picture of my diapers and my politics together at the same time from 2016.

As a furry, for the past several years, I have been forced to have seen thousands and thousands of mentally retarded men presently wearing diapers explain their thoughts on the elections and other great matters like Karl Marx and the war on terror, and write 18,000 words about the lore of carrying a purse while you are a man.

I'd like to share 3 quotes with you that I think perfectly express my thoughts about these situations under this context.
"When you have to wake up at 5 AM to work at Burger King, your priorities are different." - Chainblades
"I can't do nothin' bout it, I can't do nothin' for you, I don't care nothin' bout it.
Rainforest burning down. War and riots all around. I'm inside like, 'Fuck em all. What's the main event on RAW?'" - Insane Clown Posse (RAW was a professional wrestling programme if you're not American)
"You're not gonna fight cops, bro. Just stop. What are you doing? You're a schizophrenic little man singing hymns for 5 guys on YouTube. You're not gonna fight cops, bro. Just stop." - PPP addressing a political extremist

I did quite a bit of this myself when I was younger so I relate to these furries in diapers very much. I was that guy. So, I feel deeply sorry for them that they're stuck in this depressing black hole drowning helplessly, and becoming even more antisocial with these interests that are way beyond their abilities. You're already a man in diapers, you don't need to blanket yourself in even more alienation with politicing you do not understand.
At 18 or 19 years old, following the advice of Murdoch Murdoch and /v/, I shaved my head and I spent over a thousand hours researching Hitler, the American Confederates, practicing asceticism and disallowed myself to watch anything but John Wayne films and other puritan content, and read Ezra Pound and William Luther Pierce.

I had a hollow faith in Jesus that was almost entirely performative because it came as an accessory bundled with right wingism, and this would end up being what saved me from this cringe lifestyle.

The numerous passages about "Bearing fruit for God" in the Bible left me deeply disturbed. How could someone that doesn't even want to leave their house bear any fruit for God? I don't want to convert people, I don't even see people. The only 2 fellows I talked to at the time were both homosexual furry porn artists that couldn't give less of a shit about Christianity. If I can't convert people can I even get into heaven? My faith became even more hollow as I thought about these problems.
And I then began applying that line of thought with my political activities, or lack thereof. I was living the life of a political extremist in all ways excepting the most important two: going outside and doing activism, and creating or funding special interest lobby groups.
I had no charisma and couldn't even successfully debate and get someone to change their mind about a video game, I'll be working minimum wage forever, and I'm a misanthrope with mental illness. What the fuck was I even doing? I also preferred to spend my time maladaptive daydreaming rather than overcome any of my social issues.


Garrett ##eaj5Bm 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.11 del
I retired from all of this and accepted my status in society as a retarded guy that watches the main event on RAW. I can't do nothin' bout it.

But let's consider where my life would have gone if I strictly followed the skinhead path, and befriended and organized with a network of other fascists: I would have gone to prison for nothing. That's what's at the other side of the tunnel for any of these Internet addict nazis or diaper communists. They go into a prison cell and the world outside is left completely unchanged. And maybe 9 guys on Twitter think you're cool. You need a billion dollars and nepotism to change the world in a legal and meaningful way.

Anyway, I saw two things today that I thought were very fascinating and brought me back to those cringe years of my life. I saw an alcoholic furry that's soon to be homeless begging for $20 for an Uber. And in the same breath, he's still upset about the pronoun options in a federal document. The gender politics are still the first priority of a man who can't even afford to feed himself. How is this even possible? He's ruined his whole life and invents new miseries for himself everywhere he looks. It's like giving yourself painful obsessive-compulsive disorder on purpose to care about any of this. And it's helped him exactly 0% to learn about gender. The same would apply if he were a nearly homeless nazi.

And Trump's primary talking point for the past 10 years have been anti-war. Now he's declared war. Does that not instantly invalidate the faith-based religious system of voting? None of it matters. The republican voting base that got him there isn't gonna do shit about it and any leftists that fight him on it will go to prison for nothing, and life will go on. But after seeing such a display of betrayal, and your whole religion of the democratic system failing you, can you still care about future elections? Why? It's better to not look into the abyss at all. The politics of the world are for billionaire sociopaths to concern themselves with, and when Internet addicts get invested it does nothing except make you look like a retard and teaches you new avenues of deep misanthropy that lasts a lifetime.
Just watch the main event on RAW, bro. Knowing about the mass surveillance and infinity Indians won't stop it, and both blue and red will bring it all the same.


Garrett ##eaj5Bm 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.12 del
At least some boomer dad with a full-time job could influence his family and local community. He could get the VA bar to put up a trump poster or something.

We, as the Internet underclass, are gonna have some guys laugh at us or preach to the choir and get a couple upvotes. A guy in a wheelchair with a dilator--or a Pepe collection--doesn't know shit about economic policy and has no authority to explain any of this shit to others.
If you gather 10 guys to follow you to do IRL activities, someone's gonna succumb to narcissism and livestream the whole thing and sic feds on you in 10 minutes. 10 guys, 10 minutes til fed van. The Internet's actually a very effective form of self-censorship. It's the only way to connect with others now and you'll be telling on yourself to feds the whole way there.

Clap for Nintendo instead you'll have more fun and avoid going to prison for no reason.



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