Anonymous
06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:12
Id: 383d79
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No. 104639
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The new government immediately banned women from working in courts. Secular courts are just "for show." Sharia courts are coming back. They removed references to the first Arab female lieutenant from textbooks. Removed evolution theory. Removed brain evolution. Removed all mentions of Ottoman oppression – because Erdogan is their sponsor now. May 6, the day Syria remembers its martyrs who fought Ottoman occupation, will no longer be about martyrs. It's just another day. Instead, kids learn to say "sacrifice for Allah" not "sacrifice for country." Christians and Jews have to study how they brought Allah's wrath upon themselves. Inclusive. They also removed two prominent women from history books – Zainab and Hawla al-Awar – called them fictional characters. The German ambassador, a woman, came to meet al-Sharaa. He shook hands with the male staff and ignored her. Then they blurred her out of the photo completely because she wasn't wearing hijab. But they made a woman the head of the central bank for the first time in 70 years. Because stealing is fine as long as you wear a black hijab, I guess. The funniest part is how al-Sharaa deals with Israel. Israel started bombing Syrian weapons depots immediately after Assad fell – to keep them out of jihadist hands, they said. Al-Sharaa's response: "Please don't bomb us, we're not ready for war, we won't be a launchpad for attacks on you." Israel kept bombing. He went to the UN and filed a complaint. The UN basically shrugged. Israel drew maps showing how they want to split southern Syria. They started protecting the Druze – because the Druze have a military alliance with Israel since 1948. Al-Sharaa tried to force the Druze to disband and join his administration. They refused. He sent troops. Israel bombed again. He backed off. The Druze, by the way, took hostages from rival nomadic tribes – women and children – and threatened to kill them if anyone came to help. Very nice people all around. And Leonid Volkov, Navalny's former chief of staff, actually defended the new Syrian government. Said anyone who says Assad was replaced by worse people is wrong. Then implied that if Kadyrov overthrew Putin, it would be an improvement. Brain damage is the only explanation. The new prime minister is Mohammed al-Bashir, who ran the "Salvation Government" in Idlib – a territory controlled by terrorists. The new foreign minister is Hassan al-Shibani, who got a master's in political science in Turkey while being a wanted man. His professors probably wondered why he never came to class. The new justice minister is Shadi al-Waisi. In 2015, he was in Idlib videos sentencing women to death for adultery and executing them on the spot. Men too. And children. But don't worry, he's building secular courts now. Russia had to accept this because the alternative was losing its bases. The West was already sucking up to the new regime, so fighting alone would mean more sanctions. Russia removed the terrorist designation too. Now the new Syrian defense ministry includes Saiduddin Tajiboev, a Tajik Islamist who used to organize terror attacks in Tajikistan. He's now the commander of an operational staff. There's also a Chechen unit, Ajnad al-Kavkaz, which posted a video congratulating Russian-speaking Muslims on the victory and promising to "restore order in the Caucasus." I don't think they meant sweeping streets.