>>364
>knew two girls in middle school who lived near me and rode the bus
>they were like twins in how they stuck around each other
>they were pretty nice to me even though I was a total sperg and the school joke
>one time one of the girls asked me what I would say if the other one wanted to date me
>thinking it would be funny, I said "tell her I want to see her vagina first"
What the FUCK

>thinking it would be funny, I said "tell her I want to see her vagina first"
>implying it wasn't funny and that you wouldn't say it now if you had the chance
wth all these r10k losers have matured enough to feel embarrassed by their fuckups, but despite I'm the opposite and still find that shit awesome and hilarious I still get no pussy. There's no way to win, everything is a lie.

>>367
It was funny, my own uncaring personality of when I was younger amazes me. I wish I was still able to be so blissfully stupid without giving a shit at all. I also showed my guitar class that sucking your own dick is indeed possible. In class.

>>366
Anone, this is top tier. You are legendary SHITHEAD.

>>544
One of only many asshole-tarded stories of my eventfully boring youth.

ses

Your Fortune:Godly Luck

>>47
>you should workout. Even at home. Keeps you fit and healthy. Even makes you feel better by the end of the day
I've been trying to lay off soda too. Makes me feel better but more drained at the same time. Anyone else trying to get off Pepsi/Coke?

>>46

>Do it for yourself :^)
Even though I hate myself? No matter what I can do that's possible I'll still be a pathetic loser that'll be overshadowed by normies and Chads in everything regardless.

>>52
i found the best way to drop Coke is to convert straight to bubbled water then water. It's okay to do a week of Perrier instead of coke then just water.

>>58
>>58
Don't compare yourself to chad or normal fags. Just focus on yourself and hitting another 5 pounds on bench or 2.5 pounds on preacher curls etc

>>52
You will definitely want to drop soda and any drinks other than water and the occasional tea.

I used to be a heavy soda drinker, I quit cold turkey and my body heavily craved the sugar, but now I have no feelings for it and I have greatly lost weight despite the fact I don't exercise very frequently.

>>246

>manlet
But I'm actually 6'4", Petite women turn my dick in diamonds.

>>363
I am too 6'4, and tiny women make me puke. It's an instinctive reaction to that breeding with a womanlet would dilute and waste the good genes I have. I won't even waste spit on a woman under 5'7

>>365
That only happens if the girls family already has manlets in there bloodline. The women in my family range between 4'9" to 5'3", but the men are about 6'0" to 6'4".

can you post it everyday in just one thread?

remember that guy that didnt leave his room for 10 years?

>>229
Plot twist: it's you from the future, bringing you a message, that you should not loose 10 years living in the past.

>>230
you know that would be 10 years of climaxes. I could be a fap veteran.Livin' on the edge.

>>231
>hedonist
should be injecting meth and fentanyl, then, anon

>>214
holy shit you saved the picture i posted on /r9k/

>>324
what does that have to do with the thread? i wan't using one.

please explain the thread, then.