Spartmans
04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:45
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>>301866i memeber one time i was in highschool and my budy txtd me and said "hey come meet us in the parkinglot" so i did and he was lik "cmon were gonna skip and drive to leaveland". so we all drove to leaveland getting drunk off of a big water bottle that he had filled with his dads vodka. then we went to an injuns game. and then i cant rly remember much until later that night where i remember running out of tops w a 30-rack at lik 2 in the morning so i guess we got more drunk at the hotel. the next day we dine and ditched at some dennys then went to best buy i think and stole some vidya
thats how i got pokemon black and lik PS3 controllers and crap that we could resell on ebay/craigslist back at home. after the lil crime spree we were lik "aight were kinda pushin it", so we went to go flee the state, but some greek dude who didnt know any english got into a fender bender w us while we were leaving best buy. we obv rly didnt wanna call the cops, and he literally couldnt communicate, so he ended up having to call his son who lived around the block to translate, only to come tell us he didnt have any insurance or a license in the first place, so we were lik "perfect" then got in the car and escaped from the cursed lands known as ohio