That scamp eluded my grasp this night. *sigh*

Gretta gretta gretta thrumburg even your name is homely. You need to change it to Summer or Amber or even Jenna. The kind of girl that would wear flavored lip balm and smells like bubblegum. The kind who twirls her hair and wears short shorts even in winter. The kind who walks the boardwalk on a bikini top.

My sweet, I'll need to come up with a nick for you to ebtice my brain to include you as worthy. You're just not the caliber of girls it conjures. There is a chance though, if Hermione got on the list, there is still hope.

Help me prove this is a simulation. I will manifest you in my dream.

Okay, here me out. I know what the problem is. I'm not gay enough to be attracted to Gretta. Sorry but it can't be helped. So instead let's just switch to Xiye Bastida.

Apparently she's an eco terrorist too, she has a much hotter name and she expresses as female. I really don't know anything else about her and that's good.

Okay, whew I feel much better.

Well believe it or freeking not this lady appeared to me in hypnagogia. Nothing lewd or personal, but clear as day this girl with her horse-toothed smile did appear for a second or two. But that's not good enough. So I'm putting my brain on notice. If there's anything to this false reality/manifesting thing than it should be trivial to conjure her in full detail in a dream, fully accepting of a rendezvous. I give my brain one week to accomplish the task or I will forever blaim dumb luck and coincidence.

How does this prove anything? If my higher self has cheat code access, then get gud brother and make it so number one. Earn that cred. I'm calling him out.

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I called, he answered, and it was good. Stage 1 was a success.