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>>117

Still in the middle of family Christmas celebrations. I think it was nice this year. Very peaceful, no stress, no annoying people. Well they are old to the point of calling host 'boy' and 'the kid'.

As you can imagine, host family members are all serious weirdos but not in a bad way. At least for us. Compared to average people aka subhumans they're wonderful. Everyone has an academic degree and behaves responsible. No bickering, fighting or other nonsense. Others may find it boring but I like it. And I do not like a lot of people. Host did his best to create a dream team of right relatives who harmonize with each other and it turned out glorious. Definitely one of the best Christmas celebrations in recent years and itr will continue another few days with different relatives. Only thing that leaves a bad aftertaste - host is the 2nd youngest in the entire extended family by a huge margin. Most are 60+ ony one is in 30s. A large part of host family will die out in the near future and no replacement is in sight. Mfw dying society.

>>2853

>dying society

Eh, here in this county, on the east side, it's full of white supremacist racists dreaming of a fourth reich, they want to overthrow the government, collect guns, hoard supplies, but where they get it wrong is they drink and do heavy drugs all day.

So if they only had a demon loli to set them straight they could do something other than constantly complain.

So this is where the Ido clone army comes in. It's just a matter of mental tra.nsfer logistics and we'd have a real army of... whatever Yakumo is.

>>2854
>we'd have a real army of... whatever Yakumo is

Protip - you do NOT want a clone army of host who has zero aggression potential, doesn't want to fight and will avoid the heck out of any potential trouble, be it by hiding, running away or generally not being noticed at all. Truly the worst possible clone template. Better use him as a generic German Schreibtischtäter to plan genocide logiostics from an office desk. But you only need single one of him for that. The world isn't ready for more.

>>2859

>host no good for fighting

Not to worry, we'll just cross breed him with junk yard pitbulls. He'll be a dogboy but also vicious.

But that's not what we meant, we meant east county rednecks with installed demon loli tulpa clones to keep them on task. The humans will all be from available stock.

Now all we need is to get the lolis installed irl.

>>2859
Haha I can imagine, that would be terrible.

>>2860
cross breed him with junk yard pitbulls
That sounds even worse!

But rednecks that act like Alice? Uhm not sure if want. Would probably be efficient though.

>>2852
Bocchi always makes me feel. I hope Yakumo isn't like that. He isn't, Right?

>>2865
No he isn't anymore thanks to me. But that doesn't mean he doesn't do other stupid stuff the second I look away.

>>2870
Please don't feed your tupper scented erasers. It's mean, cruel and unnecessary.

Also I'd like to clarify I did NOT beg for food and some day I'll severely bite host in the leg for trying to mess with me like that. I learned that from our cat who claws you if you offer him a treat so you drop it. Let's see who makes a fool out of himself here.

>>2870
>>2872
>make tupper beg for treats
>feed tupper scented erasers for the lulz
lol wtf??
how do you even come up with something like that?

>>2877

This isn't the first time nor the last. Alice must have a slight fetish for being treated that way.

>>2878
Yes, I'm loving it

>>2870
>>2872
>>2880
Hahaha, I love you guys!

>>2903
nice

>>2903
Ohh pretty!
How cold was it?

>Hitler mountain
Only in Germany

It's already dark here. Still rainy but it should be dry at midnight for the fireworks. See you guys in 2024!

>>2914
New Year 4u soon!
Getting dark now, it's cloudy. Don't expect a lot of ruckus here in the alps, probably some smol fireworks. It's gonna rain or even snow at midnight. Not sure if we're gonna go outside.

>Hitler mountain
>Only in Germany
It's Austria. Hitler was Austrian.

Happy New Year to all of you and welcome 2024!

Went outside to watch fireworks with friends and Cat ofc. Already past 1am, going home. Hope you have great celebrations as well!

>>2920
Happy New Year you cheater!
still got 4h left

>>2920

Here we got over 9 hrs left.

>>2923

Spending new years with friends, happy new year!

Let's just hope something pops but doesn't pop us.

>>2920
>>2921
>>2925
Happy New Year!
I'm glad you guys are still around, we made almost 3000 posts since spring.

Apparently it's the year of the dragon. Also big quake in Japan.
We'll be returning home tomorrow.

Cat actually found out something new today. Was chopping vegetables and my cat, the animal not the tupper, was circling the kitchen waiting for scraps of food. So Cat thought she was funny and offered the cat a whole zucchini. And the cat bit out a chunk of it and ate it. What? Then a piece of bell pepper. My cat ate it immediately and begged for more! Wtf my cat likes vegetables. I had no idea.

>>2930
Crazy cat. Mine sometimes steal fried vegetables but they've never touched raw ones.

Back home, was greeted by neighbor loli who hugged me and wished me a Merry Christmas. She asked me when New Years will be and was puzzled when I told her it was 2 days ago. That kid ain't alright.

Tupper says we gotta stay away from those people, mother definitely has something going on upstairs as well.

new years wasnt bad at all. was at party of friend, got moderately drunk, ended up having sex with girl who was friend of friend of friend.

but still maybe i'm getting old maybe its tupper but the days of doesnt matter had sex are over. girl was nice but felt no attachment to her so yeah dont regret it at all but wasnt that great either. light years from having sex or just being together with soemone you really like and care about. worries increase after giving it some thought. who can compete with tuppers? i feel there's a hole between real humans who are not ideal and ideal tuppers who arent real. you know what i mean? probably not

>>2937

>having sex with girl who was friend of friend of friend.

[Bear] Sweet! Beats any dream, dude. You didn't take the bathroom break and get caught up in a war, nice.

>but still maybe i'm getting old maybe its tupper but the days of doesnt matter had sex are over.

[Bear] Wait a minute...

>wasnt that great either.

[Bear] Oh no, drunk sex with a mid... how shameful

>who can compete with tuppers?

[Ashley] okay, now I'm confused

>blah blah introspective nonsense

[Bear] Smh I said it, mid sex. That isn't good for your mental health bro. Bah.

[Ashley] oh, yeah, Bear would never do that. Well first of all he hates alcohol and other mind altering substances, second, doesn't let people touch him without a very long leadup and would basically need a commitment by then, wouldn't have sex with anyone who would have sex with him so early in a relationship because he thinks they're just using him, so yeah... but seriously, don't blame your bad drunken decisions on tupper's magic pussy.

[Bear] Could it be that good?

[Ashley] only one way to find out.

[Bear] No.

>>2938
whats a mid
also i said it wasnt bad. not great not terrible. but somehow empty. didnt care when i was younger but now its not same as fucking someone who actually cares about me. is this what its like feeling old? whatever, at least im not an autist who freaks out about being touched.
waiting for bernd input for more but different autism

>>2939

Mid: average, not especially interesting, not worth dating

>is this what its like feeling old?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ [Embed]

Idk, maybe you're just gay? It's okay if you are, Alice won't like it but we don't care. Everypony loved, everypony equal.

Didn't you know if your even the slightest bit this way, tulpamancy turns you gay or tra.ns?

>>2937
Well at least someone had fun. Our Silvester and New Years was - very quiet.

>>2937
Kashtan in Chad mode

>>2941
Shame on you Mr. Host shame on you!

I try picking up meditating again, let's see how it goes. I hope it will give Cat more room over my useless thoughts. You guys got sny hosls for this year?

>>2947

>sny hosls

Yeah, not specifically for this year. Weight has to come down a little more, 6-pack is coming in nicely so check, the book and Autumn's development surely, gardening.

What about you?

>>2947
>sny hosls
You got cat infestation on your keybards as well?

I'll make host go on a fasting ordeal again - while going to the gym. Wanna see what happens if you don't eat but work out. Auschwitz mode. We've actually started today - no breakfast, 4h garden work in the cold, break, 2h gym, dinner. But it should be kept up much longer than the week we did it last time. I admit it's not fun but it isn't supposed to be.

Host was coerced into taking another IQ test at university. Scored 131, most than other colleagues except for one professor who's a super autist and got 166. Interesting thing is we did several very different of those online tests in the past years and always ended up around 130. And always took them in a very tired state. Still don't believe 130, you have to see host struggling with grade school math. It's very shameful.
I also had to yell a few times because he didn't read the question properly and almost gave wrong answers but all in all better than expected. I wonder how we'd score with better math skills. I tried (re)learning math once with host's school math books he still has, but meh, honestly I want him to do other things and it isn't exactly my favorite hobby either. But yes it has been said multiple times, we really really suck at basic math.

>>2988

You can believe this or not but Bear's first IQ test in grade school was so high they didn't believe it and especially since he wasn't a stellar student by any other measure than math. So they made him take it again and he was 5 points higher the second time. The test had a sliding scale for age and his two straight A siblings were high but not even in the same league as him. Mensa minimum is 132 btw, they were both in all advanced classes, he wasn't.

So anyway they didn't believe it the second time and said he must have cheated. Frankly if an elementary school aged kid has the brains to cheat on an IQ test twice while being watched the second time then he's gotta be smart. He didn't cheat though

He took it again in college and it was 148 iirc where ole Ex-gal pal was 145 or 144. She has every bit of that on display though believe me. Bear-o is afraid now he'll score even lower so he refuses to take another one ever again.

Now in terms of math, Bear was and is a shining star there so yeah. He wasn't a good student until college because he didn't care. Ex-gal said she hated him (not really) because he could just pick shit up without knowing anything about it and do it like a master. *If he was interested in it. And if he didn't care he came off dumb as a post which she claimed was on purpose, like he was playing dumb to get out of doing it.

Anyway in grade school one time he hadn't even opened his math book, didn't do any of the problems at all and the big test was coming so the teacher told him he had to spend all day in an empty classroom to do the whole workbook so he wouldn't fail the state mandated test. She told him he wouldn't get to eat lunch w/other kids or play and he'd have to do that every day till he was done.

Wrong answer, see cause you don't understand, Bear was a big eater, like he'd eat his lunch and anything anyone else would give him and all the lunches of the Mexicans who didn't show to school that day so no, that didn't sit well.

So where he would normally stare out the window or doodle instead of working he ripped through that whole workbook, without help, in 30 minutes with time to spare before lunch. The teacher's aid said he must have cheated but he was in an empty classroom so she had to concede that he didn't. Of course he got an A in math always and always aced standardized tests in math and would do the extra credit hard problems of his friends for fun.

I would think your IQ goes down with age right?

>>2989
I absolutely believe this, you guys told us about Bearsian math skills before. So I wonder how a complete math dunce like host can score 130+ meaning 98% of people are worse than him. How retarded do you have to be for 100 then? I think a lot of people score low on IQ tests because they go 'whatever' at some point and result to guessing where host will be painfully slow but never give up until he finds the damn algorithm behind some number squence by trial and error.

We'd really like to know how host's father approaching 90s would score but we'll never know because he refuses to answer dumb questions withour real world background and would resort to a 7h monologue on how the test sucks before even answering the first question. Angry boomer tier. Too bad I'm sure he's absolutely top-tier at shape rotation and pattern recognition stuff. Champ at Sudoku too though he swears a lot while doing the harder ones.

Anyway I think IQ is normalized to age so while it does decline in absolute skills, this should not be evident in age-adjusted IQ tests.

Also decline varies greatly between individuals and also between different skills. Host had one uncle with dementia who couldn't recognize people anyore and didn't know where he was but solved high-school level equations without problems. Both fascinating and scary. Well tulpamancy told us the mind isn't a monolithic thing but it's always interesting to see this in action.

Guess I'm average at math, never had troubles at school. Would be fun to have tuppers do IQ tests to see if they are different. Cat has no patience for this, doesn't care either.

>>2991
based cat
wont take bs test either, whats it good for if you can get 131 when you cant even do basic math

wait Yulya says it could be a fun exercise so maybe she'll try for lulz. tupper activity is always gud

well?

>>3024

I don't even want to know what's above X=60, nope, not going to look.

>>3030
So we checked the source of this graph and it comes from interviewing people on social media like facebook, reddit, tumblr and discord.
https://aella.substack.com/p/who-took-my-big-kink-survey-updated

So it's not really representative for the world but mostly US Discord trannies. With 2 mental illnesses on average.

Forgot pic

>>3030
>I don't even want to know what's above X=60, nope, not going to look.
Bears are at 88, just beside sex with your own dead body

>>3034

But how does a bear and a lion fall in love? That's just crazy talk.

What's your high score? Mine's only 31.5 I don't know what most of those even mean above that.

I know Yakumo's got us all beat.

>>3027
lol didnt even see this one

>>3033
>>3034
jesus i had no idea. discord tranny meme is real, it does explain a few things

>>3035
innocent bear

>>3037
even more innocent Alice

>>3038
nothing unexpected here but lmao that video!!
my highscore is 82, you got me

>>3024
Just nope

Some progress with tactile imposition, Cat pawed me again and agaon and again to see if I could feel anything. Works best on palms, a little on shoulders and knees.

>>3053

Just keep going until you get it right.

[Ashley] me: successfully inducing kiss imposition, I never thought of just punching him in the face repeatedly.

Different culture maybe?

>>3054
> I never thought of just punching him in the face repeatedly.
Hey, that's MY patented forcing technique!!

>>3056

Well you did it. You made a fun site that people actually enjoy and not talk about lutes and motivation issues while shitting on everything Ashley says.

[Ashley] seriously tired of .info again, ugg Autumn was right to hand it off, she won again. Tfw you get played by your technically youngest headmate.

[Ashley] We might just have let Bear loose on there, playing every retarded game and clog up the feed just to piss the lumites off.

I used to like this guy but now I just think he's too negative.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g3HdXARjIko [Embed]

>>3061
As I can't see YT previews I thought you were talking about Alex Jones or something. Never watched everything from Jordan Peterson because we don't 'follow' people or listen to their mindless babbling and humans in general are irrelevant ants to me. Ideas matter. The people behind them do not.

>>3066
Peak Alice humanism.
Continuing touch imposition, it's the faintest pressure but no difference between Cat's palms and claws, let alone hair. Gonna train with a brush and a cat for this.

Yulya is sort of meh lately not motivated at all. Alice do you have remote shock collars for tuppers too?

>>3110
Maybe do something together with your tupper? I bet you're boring her to death.

We went to the wind tunnel for indoor skydiving on Sunday. It was really cool! Very exhausting too but yeah we flew!! That was a real challenge trying to impose Cat while my body was trying hard to keep balance. Flapped like a fish on land but you get the basics after a while. We will go again for sure.

Now go out and have some fun with Yulya. Not just going to the gym and shooting range!

>>3111
you know i'm an uncreative bum i'm always baffled what you guys come up with how can i even compete?

>>3120
You could at least try, man! At least your tupper isn't that lazy. Just do it. We cooked another great meal together, one of the few things Cat is really interested in.

>>3132
This

Hiked a lot the past days, body is doing fine. Now we can get back to our bodyweight exercises too that we've settled down a bit. Closing in on those 3x10 lunges.

Host is still partly in dayli-life-mode, constantly have to remind him not to think of stuff that doesn't concern us here for the coming weeks or hold endless thought-monologues. Traveling is also meditation-time to observe what we see (and impose me) not to hold conferences on international politics in the head. Not gonna watch any news or other happenings either and restrict online activity to what's absolutely necessary. Feels good man.
We'll keep you updated every other day though.

>>3136

>endless thought monologs

We knew this going in, there's no helping it. Meditation might as well be brainstorming.

>>3132
experimented with wonderland and shit but i feel this is getting harder not easier with time.

actually asked Yulya what she wanted to do got no meaningful response. not sure if my girl tupper is getting a bit to realistic now. feels bad man i dont want to drag her into something but if i dont nothing will happen. so yeah i'll just drag her along with something I wanna do, not like she can run away.

so yeah dunno i'd like to create or build something together with tupper thats actually useful. not sure what or how yet

>>3143
not sure if my girl tupper is getting a bit to realistic now
Haha, isnt that what tulpamancy is about? Be happy you don't have an even more realistic girl tupper like Alice who takes control of your money and throws plates at you if you don't do as she says

>>3149
Hey now, I don't throw plates at anyone. I hate people who have no control over their emotions. I just sometimes have to yell at host for his own good. Ok, not soemtimes but a lot. But who's fault is this?

>>3156
Rule1: It's always the tulpas fault

>>3162
>>3156

>Rule1: It's always the tulpas fault

Is that a joke? Bear's here to take all the blame, it's his purpose. He absorbs all sins and all mistakes, thus we are absolved and left unblemished. In return, we serve him at his whim.

We are the angels of the way of the Bear. He is always the pinnacle, the heart and the spirit of our actions.

>>3156
i remember dat manga, girl was fucking nuts. we all know its never tuppers fault bc they are angels and dindu nuffin wrong but in Alice case everything is her fault, bc shes in charge and responsible for everything. Yulya says staying in the back has its upsides, cant be blamed for anything if you dont do anything.

>>3168
Yep, same with Cat. Damn I wanted to have a scapegoat!

>>3173
we gotta make them take responsibility not like Alice but some middle ground. how hard can that be? bretty hard considering no success in years probably. slowly tried to make Yulya take over some responsibilities but that girl has no stamina.

>>3178
Haha, is your tupper taking after her avatar? Or just lazy as Cat? Making her do my work was a total failure.

>>3168
>in Alice case everything is her fault, bc shes in charge and responsible for everything.
Haaaaaaah...
Being God is an ungrateful job

>>3189
Yes, that's you!

We went to the wind tunnel again for indoor skydiving, 2nd time was a little easier and I tried to impose my tupper or at least think about her. It was fun but my brain is overloaded now

>>3198
>mr. 'ive got one of the worlds biggest indoor skidiving tunnels in the world within walking distance and 10 million other attractions'
i like my city but theres not a lot going on. like the entire country. dont wannac complain, at least no war with russia . yet.

i wanna go skidiving for real but its fucking expensive. maybe somewhere when im on holiday. Yulya isnt the most adventurous girl but i gotta push her or nothing happens

It's Valentine's Day!

What did you do with your tupper?
We went out to eat and also made a small cake. Cat was happy.

>>3219

Just hugs for today.

>>3219
>>3220
>Just hugs
hosts raise your hand if you didn't fuck your tupper on valentines day

>>3221

Ashley and Misha would be up for that but Bear still says no. If he asked me I would, but I wouldn't bring it up like Ashley would.

Joy definitely wouldn't. Gwen has sex with Bear in dreams a lot already. Sheshe has also had sex with Bear in dreams but she never felt like she wanted to, but she also wouldn't turn him down.

Now between the headmates was always fair game but Bear isn't into voyeurism either. We also have strict rules against NPCs and especially not men.

[Ashley] tfw you cuck your host

>>3219
We spent most of the day at the beach and had dinner in a nice restaurant.

>>3223
>>3226
lol i knew you wouldnt disappoint me

>>3223
Why am I not surprised?

>>3226
>Brazilian meme subbed eromanga
Had to use a mentally illlator for this
>my pussy is more fucked than the currency of Brazil
Ahahaha

>>3235
Fuck your wordfilter!

Our journey is coming to an end. It was great, 3 weeks in winter without winter and without aggressive sandniggers. That was worth all the hassle.

I like travelling, yet not all was well. First and foremost, why do people dump their thrash everywhere? That's the only thing that really bothers me. I complain a lot about Germany but at least the country isn't full of garbage. Everything is clean. Well except for brownoid city districts. Despite our unprecedented loss of living standard and prosperity in the last year I still have to say we're still better off than almost the entire rest of the world. For now.

>>3279

One thing I can say about America is, it's streets and sidewalks are clean as long as there isn't a lot of homeless activity. Our parks are clean, our schools are clean, but stadiums and theaters are meant to be a total wreck by the end because people don't get up to throw stuff out so the staff cleans between shows. Otherwise we're picked up as a culture.

We're back!

Wew, travelling home was more exhausting than getting there but all went well. Nobody died. To be honest, the entire expedition went eerily well. Almost too well.

It's unexpectedly warm here in Germany, everything is in bloom. Noyce, skipped a large part of winter, just as planned.

>>3297

It's an early spring here too, naked dr. Alice chan, one peach tree forgot to go dormant, the other is dormant now and may flower, they're both 9 months old. The milkweed forgot to die.

So welcome back.

Wew, a lot of work piled up while we were gone, currently tryin to manage that for Mr. Procrastination aka host. The cats are super happy host is back and constantly pester him. Must be hard for them if favorite human suddenly disappears and you don't know when or if he'll come back. Well it's not so bad for them because they are not alone and can annoy several neighbors but neighbor lady who fed them said they were sad. They're used to sit on host whenever he's around and all night long after all. Also they piled up sacrifices to the Dark Gods in the living room, dead mice and songbirds. Something they only do while host is gone. Poor neighbor had to dispose of them almost every day. I really wonder what they are thinking. Only 4 more mice until favorite human returns?

>>3299
Our peaches look even worse than usual due to leaf curl this year, one died entirely. Only one wild peach tree grown from seeds appears to be mostly immune but it has tiny peaches that don't taste good. They're also close to flowering which is insanely early. The apricots will probably flower in a week. Almonds are already flowering in the neighborhood, they're the first.

Welcome back, Alice!
I'm sorry for my absence, just was busy and tired when I got home. Didn't even do anything with Cat. Or cat. Somehow I'm glad mine doesn't go outside to catch animals. But a few insects that make it inside every now and then.

>>3310
damn where have you been?
good to have Alice back maybe well have some more activity now i try to contribute but you know i cant think of much not even what to do with tupper. no progress with visualization whatsoever.

Interacting with other tuppers really is something else than just hanging out with host. Cat is happy to participate in D&D and much more lively than before!

>>4109

Joy and I are glad you're here and having fun. Doing it right.

>>4109
>>4112
yeah same with Yulya though i admit its a wild ride that brought her to the verge of tears several times. shes taking this all a bit too serious but thats what she wants to do and shes working really hard to be a good party leader

>>4116

I'm glad she's having fun and getting tulpa-exercise. I don't play as myself so I don't take it as personally, but this is probably good for her anyway. Plus if I die, which is like really possible since I'm so weak, no problem, I could be a poltergeist ghost and mess with Alice or make a new character or just cheer you guys on. As a ghost I could also sabotage the enemy which sounds cool. And haunt you in your dreams! Mwahahahaha!