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hii Anonymous 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No. 74956 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tell me what to do
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Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.75713 del
selfsuck


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.75872 del
у меня попа больше


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76367 del
Put a shirt on nigga



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College and University Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No. 72371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you ever go? If not, why? Seems like nowadays you can learn way more on your own than in school, though getting certifications/degrees on your own is a different story.
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Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.72595 del
>>72592

What I would suggest our government do is hold the trade over the heads of the over-abundance of college graduates, that is to say make a deal with them. Learn a trade skill, get a job for 1 year, start paying taxes and we'll forgive their student loan debts after the first year working. No bailouts to the universities, no bailouts to colleges! Get rid of Obama's federal student loan program too. If these kids don't have enough money to go to college then they should be directed to vocational schools and learn a trade. This is what I would suggest conservatives push hard for, if they desire their country to be an industrial superpower again. Otherwise we are going full blown communist with a hard collapse and balkanization.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.74776 del
Great way to waste tens of thousands of dollars.
Granted, it will open certain doors that are exceedingly difficult to open otherwise, and you can meet some qt3.14s too.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.75646 del
If your goal is purely education/learning, you can do it yourself for free online.
But of course, college offers relationships, networking, and certification. Really though, all of it is a fucking racket. These institutions have stakeholders intent on making millions.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.75878 del
>>75646
THIS. Almost everything you want or need to learn can be found online. Every utility I have repaired I found out how to do on simple Youtube searches. Literally why the hell would anyone in their right mind take on tens of thousands of life-time student loan debt obligations with interest on worthless degrees for most jobs that no longer even exist when you have the entire internet to learn for free right at your fingertips. Don't be conned and played as a fool. Society is not getting any better nor is the economy, you have to protect what is in your own best interest these days and that takes some common sense and a little skepticism.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.76218 del
>>75878
100%. This economy is too shitty to get stuck with debt, which is bondage. Imprisonment.
I recommend Youtube, Libgen, Sci-Hub, Wikipedia, any combination of the thousands of free, open educational sites that exist, etc.



Anyone else at the beginning stage of periodontal disease? Think I have to start brushing three times a day etc. I don't know when I'll actually quit smoking... Hopefully taking way better care of my teeth otherwise stops the decay.
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Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.75933 del
>>75930
Mouths are not supposed to smell good but if I don't want bad breath in public I just eat an altoid before going out. My teeth are in good enough condition no one knows any different. Even my dentist was shocked when I admit I hardly ever brush and only with hot water. When I told her I avoid sugar consumption in my diet it changed her way of thinking after she did her own research on the topic. Highly recommend the book "The Case Against Sugar" by Gary Taubes.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.76044 del
Lots of products sold in stores are rip-offs. Before toothpaste everyone in the early 1900s used sodium bicarbonate diluted with water which you can buy bulk for dirt cheap. Before extensive shampoos or conditioners people would use homemade soaps to clean their hair and scalps. Females did not use 40 different cosmetics and skin care products at a time either and they were nowhere near picky, they'd be considered lucky to find a man who would love them. We did not have 100+ vaccines for children either, only a few and that was good enough to ward off most illnesses. When a child got sick they would get a doctor visit, given some cod liver oil washed down with a big glass of water and be fed chicken noodle soup. Most kids recovered the next day just fine. The modern push to max mindless consume is bleeding people dry and is 100% unnecessary. Goyim getting robbed of their money and dignity.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.76045 del
>>76044
Don't need that retarded schizo shit in here. I can smell you from here. If you don't brush and fluss you're shit and suspectible to periodontal.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.76048 del
>>76045
Enjoy buying your overpriced toxic chemical-laced shit. There are far more healthy and cheaper natural alternatives I have had no issues adopting.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.76217 del
Brush my teeth like once a month and have never had a cavity or gum disease. Probably a combination of genetics and not drinking acidic, sweet shit like soda all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if the mouth bacteria/microbiome had an effect not unlike the gut microbiome and its effect on your overall health....



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is all you niggas talk about porn
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Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.75597 del
>>75595
No, smartphones and big tech companies are ruining the internet and stupid politicians are helping them ruin the internet.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.75654 del
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>>>75077
>yes, now shut up and talk abt porn and leaks.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.75877 del
>>75077
I 100% agree. Anyone care to talk about anything relevant today? Interests? Hobbies? Skills? Hacking or programming? Obscure online communities and archives?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.76107 del
I agree. Almost every other thread now in /b/ is a porn thread, or at least references sex. I do not mind a few threads like that but it has over saturated this board to the point it is becoming a /gif/ board.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.76213 del
Is this board even moderated anymore?
...Well, it is /b/



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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.75643 del
Sure you can, just got out 'ere!


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.75845 del
>>75643
drones can. women dont have that privilege.



My Pawg Teacher Anonymous 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No. 73602 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Teaches at an all boys school and is a flirt and dresses like a slut in super tight clothing, knowing how fat her ass is. She has a black fiance too. If you guys want more , including bikini pics, promise to save/screenshot them, and nut to them or repost to other communities like disc.
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i lowkey want a moid to yell at me for thinking he wants to hurt me
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Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.74540 del
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how about this?


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.74587 del
>>74483
If that were true, you would fucking do it.

>>74484
>Porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans
This is why I will never date. It's completely over for women who want non-whore moids. It's so fucking sad, moids don't want love, you just want to rape and batter children.


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Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
hello!


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.75645 del
>>74540
delicious



I'm fed up with living under constant stress Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No. 75520 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate my bloody life, it's so boring and stressful. Every day it's the same thing: get up in the morning, eat, go to school, deal with the bitches at school, deal with the stupid bullies, deal with the lessons, then go home from school, study and sleep, then the same cycle all over again.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.75538 del
>>75520
Kill yourself then if life is so fucking hard you have to whine about it for attention on a splinter imageboard. Or be cowardly and prolong your suffering.


feswfcsfc Anonymous 03/13/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.75558 del
Rule number one:
Stop making the same mistakes, THEN learn how to improve.
Seek for more respect anon, if not then go for psychologists to know if u got any neurodivergence


Anonymous 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.75562 del
>>75558
"Just stop being depressed and take ssris from a quack so you become even more souless"


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.75598 del
>>75520
You need to stop doing what you hate to do. School is highly overrated and it absolutely DOES NOT give you better job opportunities today. My advice is learn a trade skill, something you don't mind doing or even may enjoy, and then use that skill to earn some kind of income. It could be fixing computers or other utilities, or welding, lawn care and landscaping, farming or cattle ranching, fishing and hunting to sell meat locally, construction, plumbing, hell it could even be investing and learning how to make money from global stock markets. Be careful taking on any debt that you will be obligated to pay back with interest (lots of LEGALIZED predatory loaning exists today sadly and yes your politicians and government allows it so don't fall into debt traps).


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.75599 del
>>75562
THIS! Most psychologists are con artists selling you a bunch of fake drugs that tamper with your brain. If they really wanted you to feel better about yourself they would simply hire a hot prostitute to fuck you and it would do worlds better than any of the shit they sell you. Don't waste your time and money. SSRIs and psych meds are a rip off and most are very toxic. You would be better off drinking alcohol once in a while to cope through life, it is far cheaper and you can enjoy the privacy when indulging at home. Just don't do it 24/7 because you'll get addicted easily.




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