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Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 16:04:34 [Preview] No. 34271 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
which one would you buy?
second hand the blackberry is 50usd more expensive than the pixel
the blackberry seems to be the more interesting one but the pixel is way more practical
also, the battery life is better on the blackberry
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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:04:05 [Preview] No.34313 del
theyre real but i dont really want to prove it cause to take a photo of my phone id have to use a webcam which is a real pain i dont keep them plugged in theres one on my laptop but id have to turn on my laptop to take the photo and then transfer it over or just post the photo from my laptop and ill be honest with you thats a lot of work for a reply to a bait post

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:41:34 [Preview] No.34319 del
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smells based to me.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:53:47 [Preview] No.34323 del
>a lot of work
>sheeit i aint be gettin outta bed less i smell chicken fryin or i can hear a fambly matter rerun playin on my sisters tellobision

Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:19:15 [Preview] No.34324 del
the laptop is running linux so taking a picture with the webcam takes 9 hours

Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:41:29 [Preview] No.34327 del
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So, is the board of bots, or only the thread of them?

Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 21:55:02 [Preview] No. 33426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
CIA FBI NSA Washington taliban bomb alqaeda ISIS If you work for the U.S. government you are a sick-fuck Jackass Asshole. I hope someone throws acid in your face you Stupid Bitch.
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Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:53:50 [Preview] No.34284 del
It's da joooz.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:03:38 [Preview] No.34288 del
yup, not so hard to say it now. is it?

Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:36:45 [Preview] No.34326 del

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Starting a race war the scientific way Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 02:12:55 [Preview] No. 34265 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you want to know how to really start a race war? I know how. Science. It's easy.

> Oxytocin (Oxt) is a peptide hormone and neuropeptide. It plays a role in social bonding...

> Biological function: Bonding, Human ingroup bonding

> Oxytocin can increase positive attitudes, such as bonding, toward individuals with similar characteristics, who then become classified as "in-group" members, whereas individuals who are dissimilar become classified as "out-group" members. Race can be used as an example of in-group and out-group tendencies because society often categorizes individuals into groups based on race (Caucasian, African American, Latino, etc.). One study that examined race and empathy found that participants receiving nasally administered oxytocin had stronger reactions to pictures of in-group members making pained faces than to pictures of out-group members with the same expression. Moreover, individuals of one race may be more inclined to help individuals of the same race than individuals of another race when they are experiencing pain. Oxytocin has also been implicated in lying when lying would prove beneficial to other in-group members. In a study where such a relationship was examined, it was found that when individuals were administered oxytocin, rates of dishonesty in the participants' responses increased for their in-group members when a beneficial outcome for their group was expected. Both of these examples show the tendency of individuals to act in ways that benefit those considered to be members of their social group, or in-group.

> Oxytocin is not only correlated with the preferences of individuals to associate with members of their own group, but it is also evident during conflicts between members of different groups. During conflict, individuals receiving nasally administered oxytocin demonstrate more frequent defense-motivated responses toward in-group members than out-group members. Further, oxytocin was correlated with participant desire to protect vulnerable in-group members, despite that individual's attachment to the conflict. Similarly, it has been demonstrated that when oxytocin is administered, individuals alter their subjective preferences in order to align with in-group ideals over out-group ideals. These studies demonstrate that oxytocin is associated with intergroup dynamics. Further, oxytocin influences the responses of individuals in a particular group to those of another group. The in-group bias is evident in smaller groups; however, it can also be extended to groups as large as one's entire country leading toward a tendency of strong national zeal. A study done in the Netherlands showed that oxytocin increased the in-group favoritism of their nation while decreasing acceptance of members of other ethnicities and foreigners. People also show more affection for their country's flag while remaining indifferent to other cultural objects when exposed to oxytocin. It has thus been hypothesized that this hormone may be a factor in xenophobic tendencies secondary to this effect. Thus, oxytocin appears to affect individuals at an international level where the in-group becomes a specific "home" country and the out-group grows to include all other countries.

So basically oxytocin is a hormone of nationalism.

The only thing I have to do now is to promote oxytocin supplements among people of my own race (Slavs) and at the same time promote oxytocin blockers (oxytocin antagonists) among the enemey race (Germans). That will cause my people to become more nationalistic and our enemies to become huge cucks.

We are going to win after all!

Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 17:31:04 [Preview] No.34274 del
When slavs need to be drugged before they can tolerate other slavs, that should tell you something. I know where you're coming from though. I'm Polish and I can't tolerate anyone from my family unless I'm baked out of my head.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:58:05 [Preview] No.34286 del
>wuickly writtes down information in the useless-shit notepad

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:24:33 [Preview] No.34296 del
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>what if the real racewar was the friends we made along the way?

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:38:19 [Preview] No.34318 del
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annon. you're a fucking retard.

Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:21:38 [Preview] No.34325 del
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It's true. Everyone needs Jesus: even the fucking retards.

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Greatest movie ever? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 02:33:55 [Preview] No. 34177 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the greatest movie ever made? And why is it Killer Bean Forever 4K - Official movie?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qyYHWkVWQ4o [Embed]

**The director for this movie, Jeff Lew, also worked on Underworld: Awakening,
Transformers: Dark of the Moon, TRON: Legacy, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, The Matrix Reloaded, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, X-Men and The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man. Among other things The movie is also unironically good. It starts slow, but really picks up along the way**

Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 23:03:07 [Preview] No.34194 del
well I know what we're watching next movie night

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:50:50 [Preview] No.34322 del
what kind of a bean
is he?

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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:02:18 [Preview] No. 34250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Blowfish thread, we already came knocking, we now tearing the door down.
Not much to shill if it’s BASED on facts:
You can see plain and simple on the site that there’s still plenty on the road map but we’re already
brining up cool shit and good numbers.
Community-focused memecoin. No dev-wallets, no private-sales or other shady sketchy shit.
Devs straight outta the comunity and main-dev (it’s his passion project, we just helping out with menial shit) is FAANG, don’t act like he needs your pocket-money to make it to the end of the month lmao.
There’s a lot of kinds of memecoins. Blowfish it’s not JUST your hehefunycoin.

We already got up and running the Lottery that am not gonna explain because, yeah
put in blowfish -> smart contract & Bogtools’ RNG Oracle (cop BOG too, don’t be that daft) -> vrrrrr -> win 95% of the pool and other 5% gets burned.
Do take part to the lottery because it’s most likely the last time around we do it with blowfish instead of BNB to make liquidity more stable.
Might as well be the last time you wanna touch your Blowfish

Tomorrow we got cooking up the BIG, BIGE release that made us blitz imageboards all around the globe beside this one and general telegram crypto groups to find an intrested userbase and possibly new useful additions to the community and the project:
Cryptopuff, the Blowfish NFT that you get out of the lootcrates that you get by staking BNB-Blowfish for a 1-6 month lockup period - the more you cook em the better chances it’s gonna be more valueable.
Obv beside internet credibility and proving your mom wrong about the internet money nft are gonna be a big focus for the next part of the shit we putting out: marketplace to trade em and sell em, minigames, arena to fight and all the likes. please don’t rat us out to Nintendo

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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:33:03 [Preview] No.34252 del
the game dApp is gonna be pretty interesting but yeah let's see the NFT tommorow and NFT marketplace real soon !

Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.34253 del
Based blowfchads rise up

Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:38:16 [Preview] No.34254 del
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>mfw bought in at 0.003

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:47:02 [Preview] No.34321 del
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this nigga came in yellin
n sheitt but hasnt said anything
since. what is this sheeit? Im tryna
make my bread you heard me baby?

Borderline mom? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 20:45:39 [Preview] No. 34188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is my mom a borderline, or are most moms just this dramatic?
>tells me she loves me one moment
>other moments when she’s angry she’s called me evil, her enemy, a liability, a weight on her shoulders, useless, a loser, and the devil
>one day i merely suggested that she should take it easy on the diet coke and try drinking only water, considering that i’ve been drinking only water for half a year and its helped me tremendously
>she chimped out and screamed, “you know what anon? Fuck you, i can do whatever the hell i want, i don’t want to see your face ever again”
She usually apologizes and feels bad with what she tells me but she just does it again after. She thinks that most moms are like this. Is this true?
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Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 18:25:40 [Preview] No.34214 del
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I want to marry your mom, OP, so I can get roaring drunk and beat the ever living shit out of you when you get done with school.

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 19:41:27 [Preview] No.34217 del
Your mother is borderline. Please move away as soon as possible as she will only get worse. Her mental illness is a terrible disease but you need to protect yourself. I'm sorry if that hurts but you need to leave, anon.

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Call the BBS!

Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:22:28 [Preview] No.34259 del
She's a little bit fucked up, OP, sorry man. Maybe you're sometimes getting some anger and frustration that she really feels about something else directed at you because you're there. People do that a lot. We can't choose our families. What we can do is try to improve day-to-day interactive dysfunctions, but that's about all I know. The details of how and what to do are highly dependent on individual interactions and could use the help of a trained family counselor kind of person (which you could talk to first without your mom ever even knowing just to see if you thought there might be anything worthwhile down that road)

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.34320 del
tell your mom to sniff my butt

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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.
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Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 17:05:02 [Preview] No.34151 del
Also I am a black trans.

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 23:40:57 [Preview] No.34164 del
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>blk trnz
>blk trnz

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 15:49:20 [Preview] No.34205 del
Nice jpg

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Freedom Anonymous 03/16/2021 (Tue) 06:46:56 [Preview] No. 33040 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this site one of the last bastions of free idea exchange?
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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:14:09 [Preview] No.34302 del
this is a no impersonations allowed zone guys just stop it

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:06:14 [Preview] No.34307 del
i dont use tripcodes

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:31:07 [Preview] No.34310 del
Mods please add tripcodes so I don't have to keep signing my posts.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:01:36 [Preview] No.34311 del
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mods add punctuation and capital letters so i stop typing like a mumblemouthed phone fag

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:06:49 [Preview] No.34316 del
if you squint your eyes that image looks like a butt

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Get an official IELTS|TOEFL certificate. Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:30:15 [Preview] No. 34309 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you're planning to study, work, or live abroad, IELTS can help you get there!
We provide requisite assistance to those who, for one reason or another cannot take the IELTS test or obtain the desired score demanded by institutions, employers or embassies.

Get in touch via...
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WhatsApp: +1 (513) 620-6443

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:05:03 [Preview] No.34314 del
i dont have telegram or whatsapp please contact me here

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:51:26 [Preview] No.34315 del
I don't either but that's nice of you to want to help people study. Post the URLs of your youtube tutorials or PDFs.

Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 21:12:10 [Preview] No. 27327 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 15:18:00 [Preview] No.34243 del
I wish space syphilis sites would stay in the hellhole they came from and never come back. But I don't think little jimmy watkins would let them do it

Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 23:18:10 [Preview] No.34261 del
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You will always notice a certain repeated pattern that occurs whenever spaceherpes shows up in imageboards. Anytime anyone talks back at them in a chan, the website gets instantly spammed in a few hours later.

What exactly is the problem? A tad upset that you could not best us in your usual schemes?

Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 00:01:14 [Preview] No.34263 del
nice conspiracy theory schizo

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:16:54 [Preview] No.34304 del
schizo nice theory conspiracy

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:59:24 [Preview] No.34306 del
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>nice conspiracy theory schizo
is an anagram of
heroic zion scythe conspiracy
(((-4 I is rad eel)))