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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12:14 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:


Anonymous Global volunteer 12/22/2019 (Sun) 18:04:51 [Preview] No.25270 del
List of the videos is added to the thread.

Endchan Movie Corner Anonymous Global volunteer 01/27/2020 (Mon) 20:41:35 [Preview] No.25579 del
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I ask your attention again, as we are planning a "movie night" in two weeks, on February 8-9, but unlike the Christmas Special, it would be only one movie.
Please visit this thread:
The show won't be on the same cytube channel, the exact link will be given later in that same thread.
Read, comment, subscribe.

Thank you.

Anonymous Global volunteer 02/29/2020 (Sat) 19:24:05 [Preview] No.25968 del
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Next Endchan Movie Corner on the 7th March, at 16:00 EST.
You can find the new channel at:

Planned film: Baraka
Backup: randomly picked classic Chinese kung-fu movie

bored poopy bored poopy Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:42:07 [Preview] No. 26714 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
still all i have is a shitty wii browser that can't load anything. broke my roku remote and tv remote and the other wii remote and half broke this one psychotically throwing them and holes in apartment wall all over hope my parents dont find out but they will eventually after rent is over and could get long term psych ward stay again. i binge ate 4,000 calories in one sitting yesterday which is low for me im hungry and now waiting hungry for days til i can do it again

and like i said no entertainment with this half broken wii

does anyone want to send me money so i can get out of my room and go buy something

no? thought not

i never get to buy anything for myself cause my government issued money for being mentally retarded goes to my parents and so does my food card

all i have is an empty kitchen and a dime i found on the floor that fell out of my lego box

i am 19 brain damaged mentally ill loser who dropped out of homeschool 4 years ago as a sophomore but my sister goes to kansas university with scholarships and is smart and not a laughable failure and has a car and job and all that

my parents can at least be proud of her

i live in a dark room full of trash and piss jugs

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Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 23:51:47 [Preview] No.26717 del
thanks i guess if you really mean it but i don't think a random imageboard full of degenerate mentally ill people would be the best place to give out a mailing address

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 04:15:06 [Preview] No.26727 del
>i am 19
Yeah go to reddit

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 04:34:13 [Preview] No.26728 del
no one cares OP

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 17:03:15 [Preview] No.26760 del
post pics plz

1 Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 00:35:42 [Preview] No.26765 del

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Corona-chan general /b/read Anonymous 03/03/2020 (Tue) 08:12:39 [Preview] No. 26072 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>SHTFing globally
>No general thread on Endchan
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Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 08:53:48 [Preview] No.26733 del
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WHO sucking up to China.

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 12:12:30 [Preview] No.26734 del
Yeah! Fucking pansies! Now is the time that WHO should be jumping up and down screaming "Long live the Great Independent Island Nation of Taiwan! Free Hong Kong! Fuck China's commie old guard!" instead of this lame-ass avoiding political bait in the interests of trying to keep the flow of any data, gloves, masks, and ventilator components from China that we can get our hands on flowing. It's not like this silly hoax is an actual global pandemic involving a real virus with a high transmission rate and lots of death or lives changed forever by a few days on a ventilator or anything.


Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 12:18:37 [Preview] No.26735 del
don't know how true the quote is but I gotta agree. I get on a major highway to go to work, fortunately I can I'm still working, and everything is just empty, no traffic. Years ago I worked midnights and the traffic now during what should be rush hour approximately, is actually lighter than the traffic was at night.

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 21:30:20 [Preview] No.26762 del
Guys, shit is getting real in hospitals right now. The stress is really getting to everyone working in Healthcare right now.

Look at this new leaked footage from a NYC hospital. Warning: Disturbing content

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 23:57:09 [Preview] No.26764 del
No shit man, this being cooped up at home 24 hours a day with the fam is rough. I didn't really understand it before, but now I can totally relate to moms that pack their kids up in a minivan and drive into a lake.

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The Next Great Chan Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 21:30:55 [Preview] No. 26740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since 8gag died, I stopped visting the chins. I don't see a new big chan outside 4chan, and 4chan is unusable tbh. What is the most active alt outside 4chan these days? I refuse to use 8kun because it is a fraud and glow nigger honeypot.
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Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 09:07:02 [Preview] No.26754 del
No its not!

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Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 11:03:33 [Preview] No.26757 del
btw im not gonna renew that (next month or so) so if your name is steven lynx don't bother adding it to your list

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 18:48:17 [Preview] No.26761 del
I liek that. Let's petition Odili to stamp it under every post.

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Christian /b/ Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 08:45:11 [Preview] No. 26509 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is a christian random thread post whatever you want related to Christianity.
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Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 18:16:05 [Preview] No.26738 del
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"Disclaimer": this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the site administration.
I do not give this site or any entities associated with this site permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to this site it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents.
(NB. This is a parody and should not be taken seriously. Anything posted here are autistic works of fiction; only a fool would take them seriously. This post does not reflect my opinions, ideas, or beliefs in any way. I do not pose a risk to others nor to myself, likewise, the contents contained in this message are purely satirical and are to be taken as a joke).

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Random Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.26756 del
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If God really wanted to he could have had his >>boy come back 3 time

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 11:24:39 [Preview] No.26759 del
I know fuck the king james version I only use it to roll joints I said I read the catholic bible. I swear you're so quick to start an argument with someone who's original post was about bringing people together and appreciating similarities over differences and all that sappy bs...

Opinions on ideals? Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 19:29:49 [Preview] No. 26665 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Tell me your opinions on ideals such as
+More (if you want i guess)

Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 20:19:42 [Preview] No.26666 del
Communism makes me think of that one russian leader guy.
Socialism makes me think of annoying scrawny bearded "men" yelling about Donald Trump
Nazism reminds me of how annoying those faggots were on Meguca and on /pol/
Nationalism makes me visualize some strong white dude with family on front lawn with american flag. Not all that different from Nazism.
Capitalism makes me think about how idiotic most people are, the poor for being shortsighted and selling their dignity for a quick buck, and the rich for being annoying faggots that fawn over money like an otaku cums on a body pillow the second they take it out of the box. Trust me on this. Only reason you should become ultra-rich is just for the challenge of it, to say that you did it, and also just to understand the general state of society better than any idiot online or on the television. From being blackmailed and coaxed into working with some of the shittiest people you will ever meet that are completely self-aware and choosing to be that way, to dealing with the literal retards in congress, and the public that already hates you before they have even seen you in real life, you DO NOT want to be politically or economically recognized.

Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 02:51:27 [Preview] No.26696 del
Ideals are for the idealistic.

Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 04:45:25 [Preview] No.26700 del
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castrated trash
mediocre at best
very good
>dark ages theocratic monarcho-fascism

Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.26703 del
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Communism became holy when they raised perfect Lolis.

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 11:05:12 [Preview] No.26758 del
> Nationalism
> white dude
> with american flag
oh no no no

Anonymous 03/14/2020 (Sat) 06:38:41 [Preview] No. 26296 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He should win again just for the lulz
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Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:22:13 [Preview] No.26713 del
>these bacons of our community

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 03:59:41 [Preview] No.26725 del
I mean he's better than any other US candidate..

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 01:31:43 [Preview] No.26742 del
Trump is an ignorant cocksucker who should shut the fuck up about things he knows nothing about like Corona and G.M. and Ventec and pretty much everything else. He is a stupid piece of shit who doesn't even read. Vote Trump in 2020 because if Biden is the dems pick of the litter, fuck 'em.

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 03:27:26 [Preview] No.26748 del
The most likely reason for biden winning would be people spouting "Hey he was the vice president he can fix the country he has experience!1!!1", no different from the people thinking Trump being a business man made him prepared. Plebbitors at least know that he gropes children on camera, so they won't be voting for him. If bernie (And he will) wins, then expect to have Trump for another 4 years since a large majority of people find his ideas to be too "radical" for the current state of the country. Everyone wants $2000 dollars a month until they learn about the implications of such a change, and the presidents mind ALWAYS changes when they walk into the office for the first time and learn about problems and considerations that you would never even begin to consider.

Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 08:36:04 [Preview] No.26753 del
I can't wait until Trump dies from the Virus!

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Lynxchan Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:07:55 [Preview] No. 26711 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello and welcome to Lynxchan. Please visit if you'd like.
Tor: http://lynxch6qp3dsr54olaeizko7vdz4t4w74lpdh2ipoaokl2p5jmdbccqd.onion/
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Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 22:58:20 [Preview] No.26715 del
So many that I can smell the color 9.

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Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 03:54:37 [Preview] No.26723 del
>no board creation
>already filled with trannies
>Made immediately after cirno was outed as a rodent mine
Shit chan

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Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:39:45 [Preview] No. 26644 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey did the OP from the Eden_ch_an thread go and delete his thread? It was here a few hours ago

Did he delete it because he literally admitted that he was spamming this site in the thread?
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Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 07:30:53 [Preview] No.26706 del
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I enjoy sexual congress with my budgie.

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I think this is what's being referred to. It is gone now. Had 5 replies when I took a screenshot

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 03:56:12 [Preview] No.26724 del
We are in a vacuum. After the 8chan exile it's like a civil war with tons of competing factions just destroying each other and rising

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 06:19:08 [Preview] No.26729 del
it's not really gone

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 06:21:37 [Preview] No.26730 del
nah i think it's just a couple of people that keep making them and later removing them
>space, astro, moon, open, omni, dolphin,
now we're waiting for corona, cirni and lynxnet

Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 00:05:18 [Preview] No. 25880 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It seems endchan is the last palce left.
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Anonymous 03/17/2020 (Tue) 02:53:12 [Preview] No.26366 del
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is that the real captain n?

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Precisely my point. We must be able to differentiate those with higher meaning on this earth than the lowly imbeciles who dwell with the masses. I applaud you for acquiring such status. I declare so now; how did you manage to get so much gold? 'Tis certainly an achievement.

I will tell you now, the captain lies with his ship when it downs beyond the horizon. Those who are dignified will stay with the captain, those who aren't will not. It is not a matter of who is, but who will. The captain's actions determine who he is, not a mere label derived from linguistics.

Your Lord and savior,
Richard Jesus Stallman: Defender of liberty.

Anonymous 03/22/2020 (Sun) 00:43:46 [Preview] No.26493 del
>is that the real captain n?
No that's Bob Chipman cosplaying as him

Anonymous 03/22/2020 (Sun) 01:08:38 [Preview] No.26494 del
>I declare so now; how did you manage to get so much gold?

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well, let's just say it takes a MAN'S MAN to get so much leddit gold like I did. Certainly no "swag" filled immature little boy could acquire so much. But since you are so polite, I'll let you in my little secret on how I got it

1) Be an extremely condescending and unfunny faggot
2) Defend internet females' honour whenever possible
3) Upboat cringe, downboat actually good content. Steal content from other websites whenever you can
4) Tell your Mother Dearest to buy you some leddit gold after she pays for everything else. Damn it, that lazy old shrew needs to get a new job to buy me more things. THERE'S SOME NEW FUNKO POP FIGURINES THAT I NEED RIGHT NOW

I payed for rest in the usual way I make money: datamining anonymous imageboard users in poorly coded, poorly optimized and highly spammed honeypot imageboards

Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 04:01:35 [Preview] No.26726 del
>I payed for rest in the usual way I make money: datamining anonymous imageboard users in poorly coded, poorly optimized and highly spammed honeypot imageboards
Le true redditor!