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DO NOT USE ANNAS-ARCHIVE.IS

It is not the real annas archive, it is a shitty mirror set up by someone looking to collect donations. It is one of the only annas archive mirror that requires you to make an account and donate to download


Anonymous 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.78002 del
>>77989
jokes on you, i cant read so i wont use either





Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.77805 del
Paying money to see porn on a proliferated internet that is flooded with free porn?

HA HA HA no thanks honey bun!


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.77806 del
>>77800
>>77801
At that kind of price she better be bending over for some pounding ready to sleep with a stranger.


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.77814 del
>>77806
>ready to sleep with a stranger.

that seems too much even for an entire weekend of nonstop dick service

1000$ that's enough to buy enough tools to build a village with



Q and the Qanon Movement Anonymous 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No. 77977 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I was not sure where to post this, if this is the wrong category or you feel it would be best posted/moved somewhere else, please advise me.

If there was an Entertainment section, it is where I would post this - although I am genuinely interested in peoples reactions.
And when I say that, I mean in every conceivable form - from people that may just make short pointless comments, to someone that for some reason actually engages with the content in an unusual way (long dialogue).

I want entertainment to be had by all.


Here goes ...




Hi,

I know Q, the man that started the QAnon movement.
I have had dinner with him on more than 3 occasions.

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Anonymous 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.77978 del
>>77977
larp larp larp sahur


Anonymous 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.77985 del
>Trust The Plan !!!
Operation Trust,
pre-USSR propaganda campaign directed at Russian citizens
>we promise the white hats will protect Russia from the evil communists
USSR sweeps in, imposes tyranny and murder for half a century.
>We're Number 1 !!!
USSR collapses.

Any questions, goyim?



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 05/28/2026 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.77874 del
>>77853
Yes you can for most of the bootlegs. Many of these bootlegs are just preactivated stripped down Windows operating systems without the bloat.

>>77859
I use both Zorin OS and I ditched 7 for a debloated 10 bootleg that works absolutely great, it is very lightweight, no bloat and average it only takes 5% CPU and 8% RAM. Up to 11% CPU and 20% RAM when running multiple tasks. I have no problem with anons stripping down and cracking Windows to make better operating systems, why the hell not?


Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.77928 del
>linux
based

>Windows 7
Using Windows 7 is nothing to be proud of.


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.77963 del
>>77928
LINUX WON


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.77964 del
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Anonymous 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.77976 del
>>77928
What if you use BOTH anon?

I use both Linux (Zorin OS) and on another laptop I am using Oscura OS (a preactivated debloated bootleg of Windows 10 which is super lightweight and fast, no microslop crapware, works 100% as intended). I highly recommend checking out some of the free bootlegs @ the crustywindo.ws website. Some of those work phenomenally well.

>>77963
Overall yes it has, I do like Linux but I still rely on Windows to run some programs still not available for Linux. :/



Are you ready to serve our Holy God in BNWO?

It is a true fat-tailed sheep, completely white, with a smaller penis and a fatter rump.

And I said, "Lord, you know it." And he said to me, "These are the ones who have come out of the great tribulation, and have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. Therefore they stand before the throne of God and serve him day and night in his temple; and he who sits on the throne will dwell among them." — Revelation 7:14-15
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Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.77960 del
>>77958
Are you ready to serve our Holy God in BNWO?

It is a true fat-tailed sheep, completely white, with a smaller penis and a fatter rump.

And I said, "Lord, you know it." And he said to me, "These are the ones who have come out of the great tribulation, and have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. Therefore they stand before the throne of God and serve him day and night in his temple; and he who sits on the throne will dwell among them." — Revelation 7:14-15


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.77962 del
>>77958
In the Old Testament (specifically in Exodus and Leviticus), the fat-tailed sheep was the standard animal used in sacrificial rituals. Mystically, the most prized part of the offering—the entire heavy tail and the visceral fat (chelev)—was wholly removed and burned on the altar as a "fragrant aroma" to God.


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.77965 del
>>77962
No one cares, kill yourself. You act like you found imageboards a week ago and think posting porn is edgy.


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.77966 del
>>77965
It is a fat-tailed sheep. Pure white, smallest penis, and fat rump. Pretty amazing, huh?


Anonymous 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.77970 del
It is a beautiful and Holy fat-tailed sheep, pure white, with the smallest penis possible and the fattest hind end. Are you ready to serve the Holy God?



TEOTWAWKI Files Collection.zip 1.8 GB Download Anonymous 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No. 77918 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
TEOTWAWKI Files Collection.zip 1.8 GB Download

https://archive.org/details/teotwawki-files-collection


Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.77923 del
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it's either cp or a virus, pick one


Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.77929 del
>>77918
Thanks OP. Interesting books, most are about chemistry, forgery, survival techniques and schizo theories. (Picrel is some of that)
I been searching some about gunsmithing though. Do you any book of that by chance? Thanks anyways.

>>77923
Retard, you don't even need to download anything.
Most browser have pdf readers embedded already.
https://ia801506.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/21/items/teotwawki-files-collection/TEOTWAWKI%20Files%20Collection.zip


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.77961 del
>>77929
You can find a ton of info about guns all over Youtube, not to mention ebooks on torrents and p2p networks (try soulseek, fopnu, darkmx etc). I used a media downloader on Linux to grab up field stripping tutorials on all the guns I personally own from Youtube so I have offline backups of how-to videos. Also, check out some local rural Antique shops sometime, I have seen A TON of gunsmith books being sold pretty cheap throughout the years. There is a ton of hidden knowledge in old books being sold as antiques. Some of the best book stores are thrift and antique markets. ;)



Men's Fragrances Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No. 77936 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
which men's fragrance have the following ingredients in them:

• Cardamom
• cinnamon leaf
• cedarwood
• and sandalwood

thanks


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.77959 del
I don't bother with any of it. I just take a shower every day, and after doing some work like landscaping, chopping wood, livestock management, trimming/lawn care, anything that breaks out a sweat. The key is not to sweat too much, that is what makes you start to stink bad. Otherwise your natural scent produces pheromones which can attract people of the opposite sex.



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Conspiracy Theory Material Anonymous 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No. 77883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There is a group controlling the world for a long time, we all know that.
What people miss is that some artists already told you how the "system" works.

Listen to "Dogs" from Pink Floyd and pay attention to what Roger Waters is telling you.
He is giving you the recipe to how you get into this "group" and what will happen.

On the other end, listen to "The Competition - Kimya Dawson" to understand what happens with people who are target by this group.

The thing is obviously still going and I know for certain some people (and companies) who are inside it.
Feel examples: Warner Media, Rebbeca Ford (the entire Digital Extremes), Globo, Grinding Gear Games, CD PROJEKT RED, Streamers (like Amouranth, Lirik, Qoqsik [recently admited to the group], Bethesda, and the list goes on...

The group is massive and we could almost say that the world is divided by who are in who are not. People who aren't inside are just sheeps, cattle and the group in charge can do all sort of things with who isn't part.

Their main tool to control the sheeps today is this research: "image formation fmri vgg"
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Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.77932 del
We already live in a global dystopia.
And the thing is way worse than you would imagine.

The people in control are commiting all kind of atrocities freely.
From rape to torture, they are doing everything.


Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.77944 del
Can you elaborate what are they doing with "image formation fmri vgg" to control us?


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.77953 del
>>77944
Let's start by saying that what you see in the public research and papers aren't even close the actual level the thing already is. The thing is way, way more advanced than you imagine.
Paired with some other inovations in medicine and neuroscience, there is a lot they can do.
But as in all conspiracy theories, when you start to say what this can actually do today, people stop believing you.
Just some examples of what it can be done today: Induced memory loss, induced freezing (in the sense you can stop someone completely), heart control, projecting images in your brain, circulatory system control, projecting sounds, activate triggers to overwrite words (meaning, you think about some word, a trigger activates and makes you lose your train of thought)...

All this because today neuroscience its so advanced that they can control almost all aspects of your brain.
There are only a few things missing yet. They still can't control intention or deep thoughts (meaning, how your ideas form or how your desire to do something form)

Pretty wild but already real.


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.77954 del
>>77953
>>77944

Just a few extras for you:
I've heard someone say that if you are in their "system", in modern days you can't die from some brain problems, like i believe, dementia or alzheimer's.

And the people in control of this is using it in people considered by them as "problematic". They seem to have a goal and how they are doing it is extreme (to say the least).
And their system actually have a problem because there are people misuging it and they can't control who is doing wrong stuff because they are "in the system", meaning, they are part of the club, so usually they are not being watched.

This last bit of information is just stories that got to me. I can't confirm 100% that is really happening, but i assure you that everything else in the thread is confirmed.

And boy, i have some stories of misusing of this "machine", maybe later I tell some.


Anonymous 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.77956 del
>>77953
>>77954
The corruption is so systemic today there is no reasonably conceivable way to deny this could be happening to random targeted victims. After all these are the same kinds of oligarchs & their co-opted governments supporting endless wars, spraying our skies with chemicals like aluminum oxides and barium salts, grabbing up private properties from farmers and ranchers to build massive surveillance data centers, the same assholes who ruined the car industry, poisoned our water supplies, weaponized propaganda by hijacking the media, destroyed the educational system, enslaved students with predatory loans, on and on and on they go with no moral, no remorse for anyone.



Thoughts on Raquel Mapp? Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No. 75067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
5'2
Belizean/Puerto Rican
Rate her 1-10/10
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Anonymous 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.75130 del
Tiny hot ass negro. Would bang that bitch absolutely, I bet she'd give a good tit job too.


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.75146 del
>>75130
oh i'd have to fuck her tits


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.75173 del
I would let her sit on my face too.


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Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.77941 del
oo she hot



TEOTWAWKI Files Collection.zip 1.8 GB Download Anonymous 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No. 77939 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
TEOTWAWKI Files Collection.zip 1.8 GB Download

https://archive.org/details/teotwawki-files-collection




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