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Join Our Discord! Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No. 53412 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello /b/!

https://discord.com/invite/xVSE8scg

Our Discord Server is filled with Jews and Shabbos goys so we are more that happy if you guys could join. (Pic unrelated btw)


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.53422 del
I do not join social media sites that require sign-ins especially personal authentication schemes that require phone numbers or IDs.

Too unsecure, too easy to dox the user base, too many threats out there make that possible today.

The only personal info I give out is on a needed basis, for practical business and financial purposes but that is on a completely separate computer typically offline and turned off when not being used.



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Encyclopedia Dramatica thread Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No. 48401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Step 1: Go to ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Random

Step 2: Bring back the best, smartest and/or lulziest article you can find. Post it in this thread

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.51785 del
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>>50356
Ack, ED is down right now


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51785
I know, Rest in peace, you will be missed.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.53411 del
at this rate have to host federated instances



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Thats all i have to say Anonymous 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No. 53392 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This caption/ meme idea popped into my head and i had make it.


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.53401 del
I can't imagine why anyone would vote for that commie hag but then again, half of America is clinically retarded, loves war, loves lies, loves big government interference, loves censorship, loves open borders and forcing their children to have sex change operations. It is becoming dangerous to be sane these days.


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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.53409 del
>>53392
That's fine, but with the Big Mike memes still around, I don't think it will catch on



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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
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Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.51862 del
>>51860
That was a great film, remember watching it back in the 90s. Very funny. Although the re-released version was not as good (sure more footage but not as good or at all necessary).


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.52379 del
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12 Monkeys
July 6th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>51862
Agreed, sometimes less is more.


Anonymous Admin 07/31/2024 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.52834 del
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Olsen Gang - a classic Danish comedy
August 3rd
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous Admin 09/02/2024 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.53406 del
Tenebrae
September 7th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.53407 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WiS5T9UbSEc [Embed]



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I want a bf from US what should I do?

Or Canada\EU
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Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.51776 del
Whether you are a boy or girl, don't be afraid to ask someone out or to hang around those you like. Be persistent, typically if people realize you admire them enough you'll eventually have the opportunity to get laid. It's simply human nature to seek love.


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.51781 del
>>51751
>I want a bf from US what should I do?

1) set up a box trap
2) put a hamburger as bait
3) wait. amerigans will come to you

ur welcome OP


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.52560 del
>>51751
If you are halfway decent looking just ask a guy you think is a stud if he wants his dick sucked. Don't let others hear you though, pull him aside and ask him sometime, perhaps at some party or public gathering. I'm pretty sure you would find your next lucky boyfriend that way. No guy in his right mind turns away a blowjob unless the woman is absolutely ape-shit ugly.


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.53379 del
step one: give up, the world is a shithole


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.53399 del
As long as you are not ugly, just tell a dude you like you want to get fucked and chances are you will hit it off.



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How do i get a cute girl like pic related to pet me and cuddle me to sleep?
Sex ain't really necessary, but if i can also fuck her all the better.
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Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.52873 del
>>52867
And all your threads about her are basically retarded.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.52874 del
>>52864
Do you think Nastassia would cuddle me to sleep? I don't mind if she has cheese breath lol


Anonymous 08/03/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.52916 del
I'm the terror that flutters in the night, Not the waifu you'd hold tight.
So, sketch me fierce, Not as a kawai delight!


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.53378 del
step one: get gtfo of endchan and leave your house


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.53398 del
If a girl gets into bed with you the last thing on her mind is cuddling.



Reece Faulker is still using his hand, no getting laid. He's just a Virgin.
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Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.53380 del
>>53374
You are missing the point, you need to get LAID, Virgin.


Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.53387 del
Drivinggypsies


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Anonymous 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.53389 del
Hello


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.53397 del
>>53389
>Hello



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Think you are safer than Trump? Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No. 53356 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Think you’re safer online than Trump? Take a break and find out with this quick quiz! It’s all fun and games—until you realize how much you don’t know!


Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.53383 del
THANKS FOR THE DOGE COINS!!!



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Taffer Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No. 51645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thief Game Series Thread
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Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.51880 del
>>51879
Please help me... I really need $200 USD in btc because I have to Pay it and I don't Know how to do it 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.52383 del
will benny ever make a comeback?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.52384 del
thief was innovative
i failed somewhere in the mirror mansion level so basically at the beginning or something
or perhaps down in the crypt


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.52486 del
Jewgame


Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.53382 del
>>52384
mirror mansion?



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Think your're safer than Trump? Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No. 53362 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Think you’re safer than Trump? 🤔

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Click here to play and enjoy the quiz! 🎉👉 [SCAN QR Code]]

Feel free to tweak it as needed! Good luck with your quiz! 😊


Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.53365 del
>>53362
I'm so safe I can't scan that code even if I wanted to. My hardware is nothing modern.