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CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a HIGH ENERGY cyberpirate audio adventure through the Darkest parts of the internet.

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#9 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 04:34:43 [Preview] No. 23
Number Nine Is Divine!

July 4th
CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold

The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold


Comedy! Action! Drama! Romance!

CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold encapsulates and redefines all of these dynamics in a new audio spectacular unlike anything ever heard before!

July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet!

CaptainBlackbeard once again has to save America and Freedom! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

In This Episode

- Dark Net Super Fight II

- The Rematch of 1812, This Time With Nuclear ICBMs

- CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The World Heavyweight Championship

- Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

- Crossing The Delaware

- Why did the Titanic really sink?

- If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic

- John Rube Boob

- Jane Rube Boob

- American Television: Street Walkers At Starbucks

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

Guest Stars

Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau
John McAfee
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Dennis Rodman

Music From

Rick Derringer
Jimi Hendrix
Kim Fowley
Frankie And The Witch Fingers
The Remains
Cudy And The Blizzards
Ministry - Its Over 9000!!!
King Missile
The Benders

CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!

Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!

Thank ye so much!

If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.

Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread


Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @
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(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)

Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination.




If ye can help CaptainBlackbeard Radio with promotion, public relations, creative stuff or anything to improve this project. Please send us a messaage.

Ye can visit Versus by directing yer TOR browser to CaptainBlackbeard's favorite Dark Seas Directory...


Thank ye, mates!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 04:41:46 [Preview] No.24 del
0:00 - Episode Opening
1:02 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs And How They Work
2:17 - Vice City Sponsors
4:01 - Preview Time: Weird Al
6:55 - THX Bass Test
7:28 - CaptainBlackeard Radio Opening
8:26 - Patriot Tease
9:34 - Hey There Segment
11:25 - Rick Derringer - Real American

14:13 - Segment 1 - "America Mother Fuckers"
15:46 - Versus Metallica Commercial
18:21 - Rocky Segment #1
22:30 - Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

25:03 - Segment 2 - "Freedom and Filthy's Experiences With His Local Indian Casino"
28:20 - Jimi Hendrix - Freedom
32:35 - Crossing The Delaware
34:18 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #1
35:04 - Aeris Running Shoes Commercial

35:40 - Segment 3 - "Filthy Decides To Get Rid Of His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"
37:48 - Kim Fowley - Wild Fire
41:50 - Canadian Premiere Justin Trudeau Calls CaptainBlackbeard
47:46 - The Real Reason The Titanic Sank
48:33 - Rocky Segment #2

52:55 - Segment 4 - "Filthy Finds Out How Much His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"
54:35 - Frankie and The Witch Fingers - Get Down
57:30 - National Public Radio
59:52 - What If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic
1:02:19 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #2
1:02:40 - Athena Cigarettes #1

1:03:23 - Segment 5 - "A CBR Producer Is Missing"
1:05:08 - 999 - Homicide
1:08:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 1
1:09:50 - Rocky Segment #3
1:17:15 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 2

1:18:30 - Segment 6 - "Filthy Meets The Beautiful Woman"
1:20:47 - The Remains - I'm A Man
1:25:43 - John McAfee Calls CaptainBlackbeard
1:30:21 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #3
1:30:48 - Versus Commercial "How To Not Buy Drugs Like Your Parents"

1:32:54 - Segment 7 - "Filthy Goes On Coffee Date With Beautiful Woman"
1:35:22 - Cudy And The Blizzards "Love Your Body But Not Your Soul"
1:37:34 - Rocky Segment #4
1:45:53 - Senator John Rube Boob
1:53:38 - Ministry - Just One Fix
1:57:57 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #4

1:58:27 - Segment 8 - "Filthy Plans For His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"
2:02:05 - King Missle - Detachable Penis
2:05:21 - American Television - Street Walkers At Starbucks
2:08:20 - Jane Rube Boob
2:11:31 - Athena Cigarettes Commercial #2

2:12:30 - Segment 9 - "Filthy Returns From His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"
2:16:40 - The Remains - Can't Tame Me
2:18:35 - Doctor Anthony Fauci For World Peace Day
2:21:57 - The Import/Export Business Commercial
2:23:07 - Rocky Segment #5

2:31:52 - Segment 10 - "Filthy's Plans For July 4th"
2:34:40 - Blondie - Call Me
2:37:54 - Dennis Rodman Calls CaptainBlackbeard
2:40:05 - The War Begins
2:51:43 - CaptainBlackbeard News

2:56:51 - Dark Net Super Fight II
3:17:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Promo

3:21:15 - GoodBye and Thank Yous
3:23:41 - Born To Be Wild
3:27:11 - Post Credits Call Back
3:27:53 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.28 del
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Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 02:58:24 [Preview] No.29 del
when is no 10 coming out?

Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 06:52:06 [Preview] No.30 del

Ahoy mate!

Thank ye so much for yer interest in CBR!

>when is no 10 coming out?

The crew of cut-throats and the usual gang of idiots aboard the Queen Anne are working feverishly now in production on a new run of episodes that we hope will be ready in Mid-Fall. Then instead of huge quarterly audio epics, we'll be releasing new 60-90 minute episodes hopefully bi-weekly. We be prayin' the rum and cannabis hold out long enough to complete production... yaaaaarrrrr...


Anonymous 09/23/2021 (Thu) 21:24:10 [Preview] No.31 del
Show is incredible! Keep up the good work, I can't wait for another episode.

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