☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros ☠


THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE RETURNS!!!


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground returns with the biggest epic in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history! We have wanted to do this story for years but had to wait for the technology to catch up. With the new leaps in AI technology, we are now able to do things once unthinkable at the beginning. CaptainBlackbeard Radio has always been pushing the extremes of experimental. But this episode pushes this new AI technology to the limits. With a first of its kind audio epic featuring several real actors cloned in AI. This was a dream project, just deciding on famous personalities to work with, like choosing colors out of a crayon box.


In this episode, we bring ye a gripping, intense and perhaps all too real audio thriller. The 21st century has ushered in an utterly confused, frantic and perhaps self destructive reality. This story explores those modern things in detail, while detailing the effects George Soros has had on modern reality. From a front line ambush in Afghanistan. To visiting Epstein Island. To battling a space alien invasion to save humanity. Episode #19 CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros takes ye there on an audio roller coaster unlike anything ye have ever experienced.


This episode was a real guilty pleasure. This new technology is so incredible. Imagine getting to create with all of your favorite actors and personalities. In this episode, ye get an explosive, riveting and unforgettable performance from Jack Nicholson at his best. To the performances from the classically smoldering Humphrey Bogart, the zany manic energy of Alex Jones, the calm late night radio charisma of Art Bell, the nightmarish villainy of George Soros and all of the other players. This will be the most amazing, excellent and memorable audio epic ye have ever heard.


Also in this episode...


WWF Raw: Vince McMahon
David Attenborough Gangster Rap
Stephen Hawking At Epstein Island
True Ghost Radio
A Biography of Richard Nixon
Infowars
Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell
...And so much more!


MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE

Eric Cartmen
The Nude Party
Henry's Funeral Shoe
Warmduscher
Thee Osees
DJ Champion
Man or Astroman?
Nine Inch Nails
T. Rex
The Eagles
Metallica
AC/DC
Giorgio Moroder
Neil Diamond
The Moody Blues
... And so many more!


STARRING

Jack Nicholson
Humphrey Bogart
Alex Jones
George Soros
Art Bell
Rusty Shackleford
Arnold Swarzenegger
Peter Lorre
Sam Kinison
Samuel L Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Ross Mitchell
Stephen Hawking
David Attenborough
Richard Nixon
Vince McMahon
Judge Wapner
Gordon Ramsey
Stephen Hawking
...And so many more!


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☠ #19 | NEW CaptainBlackbeard Radio | FEB 29th LEAPING AT YE!!!! ☠


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☠ #18 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard! ☠


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Thank ye,

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Thank ye so much, mates!!!!!! Hope ye enjoy! It has been an honor and a privilege to make this for ye!

☠ #17 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure ☠


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CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Released: Feb 28th
#17: The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure


What do ye get when ye force a psychopath, a homicidal maniac, a terrorist, a seductress, a sociopath, a mafia hitman and a clown to work together to steal a trillion dollars in gold?


Facing several life sentences in a secret ultra max black prison where ye are beaten and tortured every day. A mysterious wealthy man appears in yer prison cell offering ye a way out. The catch, is ye have to face overwhelming odds, hundreds of Russia’s finest sons who wish to kill ye and being stranded on a deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, on what appears to be a suicide mission.


That is where ye enter in The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure. With this one, we wanted to create a fun, wild, engaging and silly tribute to the tough guy movie genre while bringing ye a wild and hilarious thrill ride through not only one of the biggest capers in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history. But we also wanted to give ye several comedic scenes and little fun pieces as a throwback to the original idea of the show. We felt like our last few episodes have been huge epics. With this one, we wanted to bring ye something a little lighter and consumable.


The technology for this one is unreal. We can’t wait for ye to hear it.


This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace


HUGE THANKS TO KINGDOM MARKET who have been the most supportive and wonderful people to work with. We spent months talking to various entities who were interested in working with us. After much research and several conversations, we decided to go with THE GREAT KINGDOM after experiencing their staff who are some of the best and most passionate people we have come across on the Dark Seas. Now that we be in another Dark Seas storm, KINGDOM MARKET is coming to forefront as a top project run by top people! We are so happy to see the success KINGDOM MARKET is experiencing but not surprised as success is based on individuals and KINGDOM MARKET has the best staff on the Dark Seas. If ye be an anonymous citizen traveling the Dark Realms, visit KINGDOM MARKET to have a legendary experience that is writing the story day by day, by treating each new anonymous visitor of THE GREAT KINGDOM to a new, top, best experience in the on the Dark Seas.


Mates, we are so thankful for ye! We cannot believe we have made it this far! What started as a fit of mania and creative hysteria largely to entertain ourselves has evolved into one of such a fun and rewarding ride bringing ye this project We sincerely thank each and every one of ye for giving us yer positive energy! We are completely awed, humbled and overwhelmingly thankful for everything ye have done for us! <3 <3 <3


MUSIC FROM

Burning Bridges
Beck
Toshiki Kadomatsu
Beach Boys
Frank Sinatra
John Williams
Kotovsky
Garth Knight
Stompin’ Tom Connors
Mike Curb Congregation
Comets On Fire
The Mystery Lights
Credence Clear Water
The Pleasure Seekers
Bad Medicine
Ennio Morricone
Death Valley GIrls
Saloon Dion
Bob Marley
The Smashing Pumpkins
Slift
Jordan F
…And many more!


GUEST STARS

Bob Barker
Seth Mcfarlane
Tony Schavonie
Gordon Ramsey
Billy Mays
Snoop Lion (Formally Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Rod Serling
Elon Musk
Tom Cruise
Jon Hamm
Joe Buck
Troy Aikman

Ahoy Mates!

Find CaptainBlackbeard on the new Dark Seas platform, Pitch! Very cool service we be enjoying quite a lot and we hope all of the top Dark Seas brothers of the coast sail on over there! We be making an effort to keep in contact on Pitch regularly. Find us, connect with us, send us naked pictures of beautiful ladies over on Pitch!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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Ahoy Mates!!!



The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META



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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio welcomes ye
to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY
and the story of
SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL
behind it!




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Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!


Batten down the hatches! The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, with the most brutal and unflinching psychedelic thrill ride adventure through social media, Facebook, virtual reality and the future of humanity! In this episode, we examine one Mark Zuckerberg. What makes such a man? And what would make such a man collapse?


We also explore social media. What is it? What role does it play in society today? What is the future of it?


In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!


Ye shall also receive humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!


This episode also features...

A Charlie Brown Kwanza
National Public Radio
How Can We Help Schizophrenics?
The Debut Of The New Life Invader Telephone!
Selling Out
CaptainBlackbeard News

...And so much more, in an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, three hour audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before!


WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!



CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.


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World Radio Day, CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!


We sincerely want to hear from ye! If ye enjoy this project and have any idea how we can improve it, music ye want to hear, stories or material ye think would be aces, ideas how to get this project in front of more of ye buccaneers or ye can help progress towards any of these goals. Please let us know!


Write the phrase "CaptainBlackbeard Radio Loves Ye" anywhere on the internet. And receive a bounty of $100 and ten free menu items from any participating Kentucky Fried Chicken or Taco Bell Location!



MUSIC FROM:


Alabama 3
Refused
Luscious Jackson
Rob D
Fanny
Ning
Jimmy Curtiss
The Zombies
Beastie Boys with Anthrax
Ministry
Gramatik
Yuri Morozov
The Monkees
Rob D
Luxury Elite
Raw Material


Guest Stars


Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Cosby
Mike Judge
Taylor Swift


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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!


We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts. And how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind

Ahoy Mates,

Hope ye find this interesting. In an effort to give ye as much interesting and enjoyable content as we can. We will post some of the content art we create for the next episode. We love creating tons of visual content (even though we be not the best at it, yaarrr...) to go along with our broadcasts and for this project. We create tons of visual art and concept art for each episode to not only create the best and most unique posters that we can. But to also help conceptualize the world and vibe of each episode.

Hope ye enjoy and thanks so much for visiting.


Episode #18
Working Title: Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard

What Does America's Number One Game Show Host Do With The Other 24 Hours Of Their Day?

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Mates, we want to thank ye all so much for all of yer positive energy! It is so exciting to see so many of ye talking about this project all over!!!

Merci! Merci! Merci!

Yer posts and yer telling others about this project enable us to stay afloat.

We are so completely overwhelmed at yer generosity and enjoyment of this project! Seeing ye mates talking about the show and reposting our posters/art work is about the highest of highs one could feel!

Big announcements coming soon!

☠ #16 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Death Of President Edward Teach ☠


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CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Released: World Monkey Day, Feb 14th
#16: The Death Of President Edward Teach


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated sixteenth episode!!! The rumors of our death, were greatly exaggerated.


What would ye do, if ye were President of the United States?


What would ye do, if an ultimately powerful head of a global cocaine cartel wanted ye dead?


We are so excited to finally bring ye this broadcast, as this story has been a shadow never leaving us for the last several months, desperately wanting to get made. This is a story of love and betrayal. Extreme violence. Corruption. Mass Chaos. And Big Dick Energy! Cocaine Cartels! Chainsawing One's Enemies. All circling around the President of the United States!


The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office...


This episode is the conclusion of the two part story began in episode fifteen, with CaptainBlackbeard becoming President of the United States but is also an epic stand alone episode with one of the most wild stories we've ever written. This is the most pure episode we've ever released, with some of the most fun characters we've ever created. We would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market, for finally bringing this story to reality.


This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!


MUSIC FROM:


Richard Cheese
Tyler The Creator
The Jesus Lizard
Halsey
Stellius
Death In Vegas
Dead Kennedys
Franz Ferdinand
Paul Parrish
Asha Puthli
Giorgio Moroder
Eric Clapton
Reg Guest Syndicate
Paul Engermann
Ultimate Spinach
Talking Heads
Zeke
Massive Attack
Mozart


GUEST STARS:

Hillary Clinton
Huma Abedin
Bill Clinton
Joe Pesci
Morgan Freeman
Bill Gates
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Dr. Phil McGraw


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Mates, we would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market for helping to get this broadcast out. Versus was the best professional experience, with the best people, we have ever been a part of. It took quite some time to find another project we felt comfortable with. However, after much research and several conversations, we are very happy to bring ye Kingdom Market and endorse them. From the first day of CaptainBlackbeard's existence on the Dark Seas, we have never cared about being the biggest but always wanted to be the best. And we believe Kingdom Market, top to bottom, exudes that same philosophy. Please visit and thank Kingdom Market, for supporting CaptainBlackbeard Radio.


Ye can find Kingdom Market, by directing yer TOR Browser to. Tor.Fish. Yer guide to the Dark Seas, Tor.Fish.

Ahoy Mates,




CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15
CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTON
THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND RETURNS
The Mean Green Dark Seas Machine Returns With Unlimited Dopamine In Number Fifteen!





Thank ye so much, for the massive volleys of support, all of the great messages and postive energy over the last season, mates! This broadcast was a bountifully fun, silly one. We pushed our limited capabilities in a limited amount of sand in the hour glass, to try to make the best, most fun and happiest Independence Day episode for ye that we could. We sincerely hope ye enjoy it, with the same joy we felt making it! This is the most fun project in the world to make and we thank ye so much for this opportunity!


Yaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!! xD







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CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15
CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTON
CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
July 4th, Independence Day

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to an audio psychedelic four dimensional three hour tour. For the most dramatic, exciting and captivating political story ever told! With some of the greatest performances in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history.


In this broadcast, we explore America on it's finest day, American elections and just how far can they bend?


- Ride with the biggest political campaign in history as they gallop full speed towards the Presidency!

- Riot with the angry crowds against the Oxygen Change lock downs!

- Speed down the highway, late at night, the wrong way, blindfolded, with your headlights off!

- Experience the most terrifying and glorious American moments of this century!

- Fly high with The Blue Angels!

- Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator, Yuri Jackhoff

- Veteran Indian DNM Vendor, Rohit Street Shitter

- SEX! VIOLENCE! ACTION!

...And so so much more!


All In This Episode!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history in vivid 260kbps four dimensional sound!







Music From


VA8
Oh Sees
Liam Lynch (Sorry)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Andre Rieu
Bill Conti
The Reverend Horton Heat
The Midnight
Jimi Hendrix
Run DMC
Rolling Stones
MUSE
Alice Cooper
Pat Boone (With Bill Clinton On Sax)


Guest Stars


Hillary Clinton
Arnold Swarzenegger
Joe Pesci
Robert De Niro
Huma Abeldin
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
Bernie Sanders
The Notorious BIG
Johnny Cash
Vince McMahon


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Thank ye, mates!


YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Ahoy Mates,


#14 All Quiet On CaptainBlackbeard's Front
CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
April 20th



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Mates, for this broadcast, we will bombard this transmission across several different websites, so ye have access to several different outlets. In the past, we have had a bad tendency to sink the sites hosting the show on release dates. So hopefully bombarding this broadcast will allow much easier downloading for ye without knocking out any of our hosts.


Please let us know if ye have any difficulties!


(Streaming option here, if ye would like to stream the broadcast or verify the file before downloading)


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Ahoy Mates!


MERRY 4/20 TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!


The Unclean Serene Unseen Offscreen Obscene Is In Episode Fourteen!


THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND


IT BE THE END OF THE WORLD!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to a psychedelic four dimensional three hour audio tour. The entire world shutters and braces itself, facing the most horrifying species extinction level crisis imaginable. Missiles are currently in the air, in Episode 14!


In this broadcast, we explore Modern War in the 21st Century.


What is it?


Does it take place at the business end of a rifle?


Or does it take place in the theater of one's mind?


Fly On Daring Bombing Missions!
Be In The Trenches As Tens Of Thousands Of Enemy Soliders Come Over The Hill To Kill You!
Ride the ICBMs into their targets!
Fly In Space Ships!
Creampie Foreign Soldiers!


All In This Episode!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history!



In this Episode


It's the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown
Vaccinate Me, Elmo
Russian Cyber Farm
Grand Theft Auto 5 Think Tank
National Public Radio
Voice of Democracy
Voice of Comradeship
An Average Day In The Life Of An Electric Car Owner

And so much more!






Music From


Motorhead
Stone Temple Pilots
Rok Nardin
Black Diamond Heavies
Cuby & The Blizzards
Holly Golightly
Budgie
Franz Lang
Jerry Goldsmith
Heyz
Lumerians
Bob Marley
The Beatles
Ministry
Lazerhawk
Buddy Rich & Cathy Rich
John Williams
Tetris 99
Credence Clear Water
Edwin Starr
Red Army Choir
...And so many more!


Thank ye, mates!


YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Ahoy Mates!


Come Out Of Yer Shell For Number Twelve!



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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to the WILDEST SEX, DRUGS & CRIME STORY ever told on the Dark Seas!!!




150 ACTION PASSION PACKED MINUTES OF THE WILD, VIOLENT, NAKED, GRITTY, TACO FILLED STORY OF THE BIGGEST DARK NET MARKET SINCE SILK ROAD AND ALPHABAY! Episode Twelve brings ye the story of the rise and the fall of CaptainBlackbeard's Dark Net Market from CaptainBlackbeard's, The Russian Mafia's, Homeland Security's and the FDA's perspective in the most ambitious and adrenaline inducing broadcast yet! Buy the ticket (FREE) and ride the ride!


GUEST STARS


President George W. Bush





TAKE
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DARK
NET
MARKET
AT
ALL
COSTS!!!



NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market


The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


MUSIC FROM

Cheech And Chong
Oasis
Paul McCartney
The Reverend Horton Heat
Genesis
Smashing Pumpkins
The Rutles
SUNG
Thursday
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Bobby Bare
The Beastie Boys



HOW
TO
TAKE
DOWN
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DARK
NET
MARKET



NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market


Broadcasted in high definition 220kbps four dimensional surround stereo audio quality for not just yer listening enjoyment but for yer listening pleasure! Yaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!


If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!

Ahoy Mates!


Armageddon In Number Eleven































October 31st
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
They're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeard



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Thank ye so much, mates!


Happiest of Happy Halloween To Ye All!



(We recommend ye go dressed as a pirate tonight for maximum booty, yaaaaarrrrr!)
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The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: They're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeard


CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to THE END OF THE WORLD!!!



120 PACKED MINUTES OF THE SPOOKIEST, WILDEST, SCARIEST, HORROR FILLED ACTION ON EITHER SIDE OF THE INTERNET! Episode Eleven brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again!





ZOMBIE FUCK APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Joe Biden doing stand-up comedy.


The Spooky Truth???


National Public Radio


CaptainBlackbeard News


The Great Pumpkin


...And so very much more!!!




The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


MUSIC FROM

Roky Erickson
Queens Of The Stoneage
The Beatles
My Solid Ground
The Worst Song Ever


Guest Starring

Bill Gates


If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio
Would Like To Thank



Versus Market, not only the premiere Dark Seas anonymous market but the number one arts & entertainment Dark Seas destination. CaptainBlackbeard Radio humbly thanks Versus for everything they have done for us and encourage ye all to check out the best project on the Dark Seas.

Visit the good mates @ /d/versus

Versus Market, everything ye ever wanted! Versus Market!


Darknet-Inside, CaptainBlackbeard's preferred source of everything Dark Seas. By the Dark Seas, for the Dark Seas. The best source of information, news and culture from every corner of the Dark Sas. Darknet-Inside!

Visit Darknet-Inside by checking out their sub-dread @ /d/darknetinside


Kaizushi, the absolute best Dark Seas web guru for all of y

Ahoy Mates!


Enjoy The Zen Of Number Ten!






























October 17th
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence


The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence


October 17th, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites you to one of the wildest adventures ever attempted in Dark Seas history.


100 PACKED MINUTES OF PURE RED HOT SEXY ACTION! Episode Ten brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again as the government is scanning everyone's phones for unbelievable taboo illicit items. They claim it's to protect children... but what are they really doing?


TELETUBBIES HAVE GONE FUCKING BESERK!!!


The Red Bull Extreme Challenge! EXTREME!!!


The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


MUSIC FROM

Royal Deluxe
Red Ryder
Sweet
Eels
Silversun Pickups
Confetti
Geto Boyz


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CaptainBlackbeard Radio Would Like To Thank


Versus Market, not only the premiere Dark Seas anonymous market but the number one arts & entertainment Dark Seas destination. CaptainBlackbeard Radio humbly thanks Versus for everything they have done for us and encourage ye all to check out the best project on the Dark Seas.

Visit the good mates @ /d/versus

Versus Market, everything ye ever wanted! Versus Market


Darknet-Inside, CaptainBlackbeard's preferred source of everything Dark Seas. By the Dark Seas, for the Dark Seas. The best source of information, news and culture from every corner of the Dark Sas. Darknet-Inside!

Vist Darknet-Inside by checking out their sub-dread @ /d/darknetinside


Kaizushi, the absolute best Dark Seas web guru for all of yer hosting, e-mail or technical needs. One of the best minds with the best reputations across the Dark Seas who can help ye with virtually any Dark Seas technical need or question.

Visit Kaizushi's sub-dread @ /d/klohost for more information


Dark.Win, yer start page for the Dark Seas! Direct yer TOR Browser to Dark.Win to start your Dark Seas adventures!


Tor.Taxi, yer ride to the Dark Seas! Tor.Taxi! Direct yer TOR Browser to Tor.Taxi for yer ride to the Dark Seas!


/d/DankNation, CaptainBlackbeard's home port on the Dark Seas. One of the oldest and highest communities on the Dark Seas. /d/danknation


/d/DarkNetMarkets, /d/cafedread and /d/Pygmalion


All of our previous customers, our former brethren of the coast, all of the moderators & admins who have helped us over the years, the people reposting & talking about the shows and all of our well wishers across all Eight Seas!

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Thank ye, mates!


YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Number Nine Is Divine!




July 4th
CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold





The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold




Mates,


Comedy! Action! Drama! Romance!


CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold encapsulates and redefines all of these dynamics in a new audio spectacular unlike anything ever heard before!


July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet!

CaptainBlackbeard once again has to save America and Freedom! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


In This Episode

- Dark Net Super Fight II

- The Rematch of 1812, This Time With Nuclear ICBMs

- CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The World Heavyweight Championship

- Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

- Crossing The Delaware

- Why did the Titanic really sink?

- If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic

- John Rube Boob

- Jane Rube Boob

- American Television: Street Walkers At Starbucks

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground


Guest Stars


Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau
John McAfee
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Dennis Rodman


Music From


Rick Derringer
Jimi Hendrix
Kim Fowley
Frankie And The Witch Fingers
999
The Remains
Cudy And The Blizzards
Ministry - Its Over 9000!!!
King Missile
The Benders
Blondie



CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!


Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!



Thank ye so much!



If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.


Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread

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Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @
[email protected]
(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)


Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination.

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/


If ye can help CaptainBlackbeard Radio with promotion, public relations, creative stuff or anything to improve this project. Please send us a messaage.


Ye can visit Versus by directing yer TOR browser to CaptainBlackbeard's favorite Dark Seas Directory...

Dark.Win




Thank ye, mates!


YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Fearlessly Venturing Across The Dark Seas...


























CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell



The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!


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Mates,


This is our most HIGH ENERGY show yet as we bring ye the most wild audio SPECTACULAR ever in the history of the Dark Seas! CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is an audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


In this episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard takes the world's wealthiest business people, politicians and entertainers on a Billionaire's Cruise

- Doc Ellis & The History of the LSD No-Hitter

- Yuri Jackhoff

- CaptainBlackbeard Radio finds God

- The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon

- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

- Rachel In Rehab

- Amazon Package Thief Hunting

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!


Guest Stars in this episode


Bill Gates
Mark Zuckerberg
Jesus
Kamala Harris


Music From


Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers
The Mind Spiders
Local H
Nine Inch Nails
Trifle
Bobby Comstock
The Reverend Horton Heat
Genesis
Stonefield
Jimi Hendrix
Del Shannon
Bugs Bunny
REM
Bill Conti
...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!


Mates, we went nuts on this one and CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is the highest quality episode CaptainBlackbeard has ever released. This episode is being released in 224kbps with all of the music in the highest CD quality 320kbps we could find! We recommend listening on headphones or a high end audio system. Especially for the last scene. Yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!


CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!! Thank ye so much!


If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.


Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread

http://dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptbet6onoyno2yv7jicoxknyazubrad.onion/d/CaptainBlackbeard


Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @
[email protected]
(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)


Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/


CaptainBlackbeard would humbly like to thank the Versus Project and Versus Market for their generous support of CaptainBlackbeard Radio! CaptainBlackbeard could not be more thankful for all of the time and support The Versus Project has given this project. Time and again, Versus proves to be the most visionary project on the Dark Seas.


Not only does the Versus Project sponsor the very best in Dark Seas entertainment and culture, such as CaptainBlackbeard Radio. But they also offer ye, the anonymous Dark Seas citizen the best and safest market

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☠ #17 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard's Treasure ☠


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Feb. 28th
#17: The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard's Treasure


Ahoy Mates!


We are so excited to bring ye this new episode which is going to be one of the most humorous and impressive productions we have ever released! A take on the classic "Dirty Dozen" genre of action stories. Elon Musk gathers seven of the worst of the worst to pull off one of the biggest heists of all time while settling old scores!


This episode is also a throwback to our earlier episodes as this one will feature tons of different comedy sketches and little segments on top of the main story. Having been bringing ye these pirate radio broadcasts for a few turns around the globe now. The production and technology of this one is far beyond anything we done before and would have been unthinkable not long ago. The future is incredibly exciting!


Deepest thank ye to Kingdom Market for supporting us in every way imaginable. Every interaction with The Great Kingdom has been exceptional. We did extensive research and signaling before we decided to bring a new sponsor before ye wonderful lads and lasses who have kept us afloat. The Great Kingdom is exceptional in every area and has one of the strongest passions to be the best on the Dark Seas.


Thank ye so much for all the support! Ye all keep CaptainBlackbeard afloat! We have received so many warm and positive messages. Especially asking when the next episode is coming out. This is the most fun thing in the world to make these pirate radio shows for ye, mates. It is the best feeling to know ye are out there enjoying them!


Thank ye, mates!!!!!!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrr! xD

CaptainBlackbeard Radio
NEW EPISODE
December 14th!!!

Art and scenes inspired by CaptainBlackbeard Radio.

Ahoy Mates,


The Unclean Serene Unseen Offscreen Obscene Is In Episode Fourteen!


THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND RETURNS 4/20


Modern Warfare.


What is it?


Does it take place at the business end of rifle.


Or does it rage in the theater of one's mind?


Episode Fourteen, All Quiet On CaptainBlackbeard's Front explores and lampoons modern war in the 21st century!


Music From


101 Strings
Tetris 99
Dennis Madalone
Sandra Ledermann
A Perfect Circle
Franzl Lang
Cuby And The Blizzards
Lazerhawk
Black Diamond Heavies
Stone Temple Pilots
Lumerians
Holly Golightly
Gunship
Motorhead
Soundgarden
Budgie


Released 4/20 on only the finest Dark Seas outlets!

Ahoy Mates!!!



The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META



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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio welcomes ye
to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY
and the story of
SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL
behind it!




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Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!


Batten down the hatches! The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, with the most brutal and unflinching psychedelic thrill ride adventure through social media, Facebook, virtual reality and the future of humanity! In this episode, we examine one Mark Zuckerberg. What makes such a man? And what would make such a man collapse?


We also explore social media. What is it? What role does it play in society today? What is the future of it?


In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!


Ye shall also receive humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!


This episode also features...

A Charlie Brown Kwanza
National Public Radio
How Can We Help Schizophrenics?
The Debut Of The New Life Invader Telephone!
Selling Out
CaptainBlackbeard News

...And so much more, in an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, three hour audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before!


WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!



CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.


PASSION!
A
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S
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VIOLENCE!
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BETRAYAL!
E
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World Radio Day, CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!


We sincerely want to hear from ye! If ye enjoy this project and have any idea how we can improve it, music ye want to hear, stories or material ye think would be aces, ideas how to get this project in front of more of ye buccaneers or ye can help progress towards any of these goals. Please let us know!


Write the phrase "CaptainBlackbeard Radio Loves Ye" anywhere on the internet. And receive a bounty of $100 and ten free menu items from any participating Kentucky Fried Chicken or Taco Bell Location!



MUSIC FROM:


Alabama 3
Refused
Luscious Jackson
Rob D
Fanny
Ning
Jimmy Curtiss
The Zombies
Beastie Boys with Anthrax
Ministry
Gramatik
Yuri Morozov
The Monkees
Rob D
Luxury Elite
Raw Material


Guest Stars


Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Cosby
Mike Judge
Taylor Swift


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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!


We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts. And how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind

Ahoy Mates!!!



The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META




In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye
to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY
and the story of SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL
behind it!



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Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!


The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, World Radio Day Feb. 13th, for a psychedelic audio adventure unlike anything ye have ever heard before. In the most ambitious audible thrill ride yet, we take ye into cyber space for highs never before touched or felt by man. This broadcast also ruthlessly explores social media, the creators of social media and the intent of social media.


In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!


Ye shall also receive two of humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer audio buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and the Dark Seas!


WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!



CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.


PASSION!
A
S
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VIOLENCE!
I
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E
N
C
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BETRAYAL!
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Join us, World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th for CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!


MUSIC FROM:


Alabama 3
Refused
Luscious Jackson
Rob D
Fanny
Ning
Jimmy Curtiss
The Zombies
Beastie Boys with Anthrax
Ministry


Guest Stars


Mark Zuckerberg
Mike Judge
Taylor Swift


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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!


We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts and how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind! We are completely overwhelmed with this positive energy and thank all of ye so much!


This project is as pirate as it gets. We make these broadcasts purely out of love because we want something like this in an ever increasingly perilous, censored and spiritless world. With our very humble and limited means, we intend these broadcasts to be a celebration of the human spirit and condition. Poking fun at modern life while hopefully bringing ye some humor, comfort and entertainment.


For ye mates, out there who enjoy the show. From the bottom of our hearts, thank ye! We make this show for ye! If ye enjoy this, we do not want yer money! Please just pass this show and project to others!!! Tell anyone ye know or do not know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio! Ye mates, telling others about this project is the most positive thing ye can do for us, and will probably get ye infinite pussy and invited to the best parties!


Thank ye so much for everything, mates!!!


Yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!


-TheCaptain

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The Powers That Be

Scenes and Stories From The Biggest Pandemic In Human History

Ahoy Mates!


Come Out Of Yer Shell For Number Twelve!


NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market


In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to the WILDEST DRUG & CRIME STORY ever told on the Dark Seas!!!



120 ACTION PASSION PACKED MINUTES OF THE WILD, VIOLENT, NAKED, GRITTY, TACO FILLED STORY OF THE BIGGEST DARK NET MARKET SINCE SILK ROAD AND ALPHABAY! Episode Twelve brings ye the story of the rise and the fall of CaptainBlackbeard's Dark Net Market from CaptainBlackbeard's, The Russian Mafia's, Homeland Security's and the FDA's perspective in the most ambitious and adrenaline inducing episode yet! Buy the ticket (FREE) and ride the ride!




TAKE DOWN CAPTAINBLACKBEARD'S DARK NET MARKET AT ALL COSTS!!!



NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market


The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


MUSIC FROM

Cheech And Chong
Oasis
Paul McCartney
The Reverend Horton Heat
Genesis
The Rutles
SUNG
Thursday
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Bobby Bare
The Beastie Boys


NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market


Broadcasted in high definition 220kbps four dimensional surround stereo audio quality for not just yer listening enjoyment but for yer listening pleasure! Yaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!


If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!


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Mates, with this episode being released on Thanksgiving, we feel it important to express our gratitude for all of the positive energy and wonderful people we have encountered on the Dark Seas! Our last episode's release date sank EndChan for most of the day due to the massive volume of bandwidth of people looking for the new episode. And for the first time in many moons, we had tallies on the amount of downloads on our last episode. It be shocking how many of ye mates are out there listening! The first day download numbers were beyond belief. And the numbers so exceed our wildest imagination, we be simply baffled. This show has always been something fun we love making for our good mates. Turns out, there be a lot of ye out there! Yaaaaarrrrrr!!!

CaptainBlackbeard would like to humbly thank each and every one of ye for this unprecedented positive energy. We are sincerely humbled and thankful for each and every one of ye.

We have always viewed the Dark Seas as a medium for one to live our their dreams. To not only have our illustrious history on the Dark Seas creating CaptainBlackbeard. But to now have so many of ye out there giving this project oxygen and life. CaptainBlackbeard could not be more thankful, grateful and every positive word we can think of.

This Thanksgiving, we would like to take this positive energy to encourage ye to chase yer dreams, to pursue whatever ye can imagine, to create without personal limitations and to be thankful for all of life's tremendous fortunes. No matter who ye be, ye are capable of doing anything ye believe in.

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CaptainBlackbeard Radio
Would Like To Thank



Versus Market, not only the premiere Dark Seas anonymo

Ahoy Mates,


Happy Valentine's Day! CaptainBlackbeard loves ye sinners!

WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER! THE BAND OF PIRATES! xD

- The finest entities on the Dark Seas
- CaptainBlackbeard Radio: On A Mission From God


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CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO: ON A MISSION FROM GOD

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!!!

ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet!


===WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!===



MUSIC FROM

The Blues Brothers
The Hives
Joe Jackson
James Brown
Adam Sandler
Dorothy
They
Screamin' Sam
Nine Inch Nails
Spinal Tap
Aretha Franklin
Cab Calloway
The Monks
The White Stripes

Ahoy Mates!


Enjoy The Zen Of Number Ten!






























October 17th
CaptainBlackbeard Radio
CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence


The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence


October 17th, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites you to one of the wildest adventures ever attempted in Dark Seas history.


100 PACKED MINUTES OF PURE RED HOT SEXY ACTION! Episode Ten brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again as the government is scanning everyone's phones for unbelievable taboo illicit items. They claim it's to protect children... but what are they really doing?


TELETUBBIES HAVE GONE FUCKING BESERK!!!


The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.


MUSIC FROM

Royal Deluxe
Red Ryder
Sweet
Eels
Silversun Pickups
Confetti
Geto Boyz


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CaptainBlackbeard Radio Would Like To Thank


Versus Market, not only the premiere Dark Seas anonymous market but the number one arts & entertainment Dark Seas destination. CaptainBlackbeard Radio humbly thanks Versus for everything they have done for us and encourage ye all to check out the best project on the Dark Seas.

Visit the good mates @ /d/versus

Versus Market, everything ye ever wanted! Versus Market


Darknet-Inside, CaptainBlackbeard's preferred source of everything Dark Seas. By the Dark Seas, for the Dark Seas. The best source of information, news and culture from every corner of the Dark Sas. Darknet-Inside!

Vist Darknet-Inside by checking out their sub-dread @ /d/darknetinside


Kaizushi, the absolute best Dark Seas web guru for all of yer hosting, e-mail or technical needs. One of the best minds with the best reputations across the Dark Seas who can help ye with virtually any Dark Seas technical need or question.

Visit Kaizushi's sub-dread @ /d/klohost for more information


Dark.Win, yer start page for the Dark Seas! Direct yer TOR Browser to Dark.Win to start your Dark Seas adventures!


Tor.Taxi, yer ride to the Dark Seas! Tor.Taxi! Direct yer TOR Browser to Tor.Taxi for yer ride to the Dark Seas!


/d/DankNation, CaptainBlackbeard's home port on the Dark Seas. One of the oldest and highest communities on the Dark Seas. /d/danknation


/d/DarkNetMarkets, /d/cafedread and /d/Pygmalion


All of our previous customers, our former brethren of the coast, all of the moderators & admins who have helped us over the years, the people reposting & talking about the shows and all of our well wishers across all Eight Seas!

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Thank ye, mates!


YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!


Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Nothing Good Comes After Midnight...

Fearlessly venturing through DDOS Storms, Dark Seas Monsters and Market Admins going over the horizon. CaptainBlackbeard returns with the finest sounds around from the underground!

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The Good,
The Bad,
The CaptainBlackbeard

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash in a psychedelic audio adventure through the Dark Seas as CaptainBlackbeard explores the Ecstasy of Gold!


In This Episode

- The Quest For $200,000 In Gold

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Covers The Capture Of Bigfoot

- The CaptainBlackbeard FREE $1,000 Giveaway

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About Yer United States Federal Government

- Bowling Therapy

- And More High Energy Heavy Sounds Original Content Than A Jumbo Jet Of Hollywood Writers Crashing Into A Nuclear Reactor


Music In This Episode

- Jimi Hendrix

- William Shatner

- Lieutenant Junior Grade Zoomer Nasty

- Dorothy

- Public Enemy

- Ennio Morricone

Fearlessly Venturing Across The Dark Seas...


























The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!
New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Fights For The Gold
July 4th
Listen On Versus, DankNation and EndChan!


Mates,


July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a psychedelic audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!


Special thanks to the best group on the Dark Seas, The Versus Project. Mates, The Captain has been sailing the seas since Cook's age. We have never experienced a project like Versus who have created so much positive energy to push forward every element of this side of the Darkness. CaptainBlackbeard needs to thank and express the extra effort Versus made to support this release. Please support Versus, as not only do they give so much to make the Dark Seas better but they offer ye the best in market technology, customer service and everything ye want in a Dark Seas market!


Guest Stars in this episode


Justin Trudeau
John McAfee
Dennis Rodman


Music From


Rick Derringer
Jimi Hendrix
Kim Frowley
Frankie And The Witch Fingers
999
Cuby & The Blizzards
The Remains
King Missile
The Benders
Blondie
...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!


CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!


Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!



Thank ye so much!



If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.


Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread

http://dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptbet6onoyno2yv7jicoxknyazubrad.onion/d/CaptainBlackbeard


Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @
[email protected]
(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)


Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination.

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/





CaptainBlackbeard would humbly like to thank the Versus Project and Versus Market for their generous support of CaptainBlackbeard Radio! CaptainBlackbeard could not be more thankful for all of the time and support The Versus Project has given this project. Time and again, Versus proves to be the most visionary project on the Dark Seas.


Not only does the Versus Project sponsor the very best in Dark Seas entertainment and culture, such as CaptainBlackbeard Radio. But they also offer ye, the anonymous Dark Seas citizen the best and safest market experience. If ye shall do business on this side of the waters, there be many great projects and individuals of action out there. But Versus should be the first and best destination ye consider.


Ye can visit Versus by directing yer TOR browser to CaptainBlackbeard's favorite Dark Seas Directory...

Dark.Win




CaptainBlackbeard would also like to thank DankNation, d/DarkNetMarkets, all of our previous customers, our former brethren of the coast, all of the moderators & a

#8 - CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell

This is the first CaptainBlackbeard Pilot Episode that was a special surprise in a June 2019 CaptainBlackbeard Promo.

Merry Christmas, Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy Grail

X MARKS THE SPOT ON X-MAS!

This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas!

Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground!


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Just some of the features in this transmission…

- Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web.

- The Quest For The Holy Grail

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States' Coast Line

- Suicide Prevention

- A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard

- Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodies

FEATURING MUSIC FROM THE MC5, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, JIMI HENDRIX, FLOCK OF SEAGULLS, DMX, STEPPENWOLF, ENNIO MORRICONE

(We advise ye to put on yer headphones, turn out the lights, turn up the volume and fire up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product to achieve maximum enjoyment)


CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming


In This Transmission

- Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs

- Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC

- Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon

- The Cell Block B Brotherhood

- Live DNM Product Reviews

- Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species.

- Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!

- And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness.


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Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

CaptainBlackbeard Saves America:

The Italian Stallion Of The Dark Seas

DARK NET SUPER FIGHT I

Bell Time: July, 4th 2020

Location: Versus Market Forum

Main Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight Title

Join us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world!

Music Before The Main Event

Beastie Boys

Grand Funk Railroad

Jimi Hendrix

The Misfits

The Blackwater Fever

Lil Flip

The Stone Foxes

Guano Apes

King Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name)

Justice

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Ahoy Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!

This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!

Please Upboat For Visibility

In This Episode

- CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend

- Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night

- Can the town survive hippies?

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News

- Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond

- Education on Zoom

- The Action Is On America Television

- The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

- And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power lines

WARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!

Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations.

CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

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Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND

Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…

Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!

Please upboat for visibility!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast!

This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!

CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product

In This Transmission

- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.

- Select segments from National Public Radio

- The Friendly United States Military Stops By

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak

- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government.

- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.

MUSIC FROM

Spinal Tap

"Weird" Al Yankovic

At The Drive-In

The Rolling Stones

Iggy Pop

Lazerhawk

Bill Conti

& The Top Finest Sounds From The Underground

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