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Egirl Classification Thread Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No. 84170
In this thread we classify egirls.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.84171 del
>>84170
Fyi iris has a failed twitch stream ^.^


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.84172 del
By that reckoning Belle Delphine is an organic egirl


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.84174 del
>>84170
normie e-girls on the left, robot e-girls on the right


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.84175 del
>>84174
How are right robots if they all had sex/do drugs? They're as normie as left just less popular.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.84176 del
>>84714
seething cewlcel detected


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.84177 del
>>84175
females can't be incel


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.84179 del
>>84177
Yeah females can't be incel and they can't be robot. Women are all normies, some of them just fail in that competition.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.84180 del
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>>84175
Tinker could easily be on the left since she fogs all those sluts but she's on the right because she's too weird for normies to like her and I doubt she would even want to engage with them.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.84181 del
>>84180
That's just cope. If she was really that attractive her tiktoks would have already blown up. Just accept that she will never be popular.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.84182 del
>>84179
so much this
>>84174
make a robot vs non-robot egirls classification. I'm curious who you would consider a true female robot.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.84183 del
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>>84181
She looks like a homeless person


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.84185 del
>>84182
Agatha was the most genuinely "Autistic" egirl, and even then she managed to become very popular online.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.84186 del
>>84183
because she is. kek


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.84187 del


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.84188 del
>>84187
Yeah alright buddy we're on agatha2


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.84196 del
>>84186
I genuinely don't get how she even has orbiters. But I guess as long as you're a female online it's pretty easy.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.84214 del
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tinker is a chad kek


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.84226 del
I think that we should further break down the egirl categories into; 1. Egirls that self posted but got enough fame to leave an imprint of their legacy online 2. Egirls that were brought over from other platforms due to some happenstance incels discovering them 3. Egirls that try to replicate the phenomenon (usually in later years) but fail (I can go in depth on the specific conditions needed for internet culture phenomenon to exist, in my opinion, but ill leave that for a dif discussion.)

Consider that since the an egirls usually defining trait being attentionseeking (even "innocent" egirls of this like agatha still posted content online) Ciara would be classified as the og/true egirl just from the AMOUNT of boxes she checks off for this criteria. Especially considering she succeeded the most in digital footprint(s)

I hope this makes sense I'm high af rn


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.84227 del
>>84226
Almost no one remembers Ciara anymore, much less Agatha. Bianca won


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.84228 del
>>84226
There are even more attentionseeking egirls like Empath though. It doesn't make them more of an OG egirl it just makes them a lolcow. In fact, the most powerful egirls are ones that actively didn't want themselves to get posted and discussed on imageboards but still were.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.84229 del
>>84228
Honestly, the one with the most lasting legacy imo is probably Rose. So many egirls nowadays are copying her early videos style, down to the crappy quality even though they were likely born after those videos were uploaded.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.84230 del
Copying this from the marky thread:

>While girls like Boxxy or Rose are the ancient founding deities of e-girls, Marky, Agatha, Ciara, Erica, Ashley, Ken, Audrey and Sunny are the pillars of the e-girl canon, which flourished between 2015 and 2020. Other minor but significant e-girls like Bianca, Asteriaa, Tahlia, and even Brooke rank beneath them but benefitted from standing on the shoulders of giants by coinciding around the peak of e-girl culture.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.84231 del
>>84228
Yeah but thats why I specified in later years. They will never be nearly as popular just for the pure fact that most of the robots that would be interested normally are disgusted by the notion of a copycat, so much less impact (which is the reason I classified to an internet culture phenomenon)


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.84234 del
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For me it's Roz


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.84235 del
>>84234
you can tell she's autistic just by looking at her face


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.84236 del
I'm trying to classify them all into virgins or used goods, but I have a few doubts.

1) Do you think Lucy is saving herself for marriage?
2) Does lesbian sex count? If it doesn't, agatha should be safe I guess.
3) Does rape count? Personally, I'd say yes.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.84238 del
>>84236
the only virgin is cewl


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.84239 del
>>84238
>The one with the most nudes and is addicted to heroin is a virgin


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.84240 del
>>84230
The peak of egirl culture is unironically now. That may have been the peak of 4chan egirl culture but egirls have become entirely mainstream.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.84241 del
>>84238
Press X to doubt


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.84242 del
>>84236
>Does rape count?
it doesnt, unless it was "rape". some girls do drugs or get drunk and hang out with bad boys alone or let guys take advantage of them without fighting back. its not rape if theyre low key asking for it or let it happen


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.84243 del
>>84236
Let's be honest. None of the girls posted here are virgins. Even Agatha likely had sex with a guy or a tranny at some point.


cewl 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.84247 del
>>84170
i dont want worldwide fame. i want to talk to people that actually understand what i mean. i like that people jack off to me because thats hot, and i dont care about any drama.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.84249 del
>>84240
>The peak of egirl culture is unironically now
Are you for fucking real now
Prominent e-girls are gone, some have walled hard, and some are even fucking DEAD lmao. There might be more but as always, quantity=/=quality. None of these boring ugly shitters like iris, vamp, cewl, empathchan, and others I don't even know the names of are remotely as memorable or important to this board's lore as a single girl from the era I quoted. Even forgotten bitches like Muffy have had way more character and relevance than today's "e-girls".


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.84251 del
>>84247
shut the fuck up you tryhard ugly cunt
imagine feeling pride that permavirgin discord simps might jerk off to your ugly ass that you spam nonstop. fuckin die, unironically rope.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.84253 del
>>84243
Nah, agatha is disgusted by the mere sight of dick. She always wanted a girlfriend and she trooned out hoping to get one. At worst she had lesbian sex.

>>84242
I think it counts because they still experienced sex and bear mental scars from it, which is even worse than losing your virginity young like most girls do. Even if it isn't their fault and they are not to blame, they are tampered product and not actual virgins.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.84254 del
>>84249
Yeah 4chan egirl culture is dead but as I said pretty much every teen girl is an egirl now. They just don't post on imageboards now.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.84255 del
>>84247
Even if you tried to achieve fame you wouldn't even reach 10k subs buddyboyo


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.84256 del
>>84247
have you been tested for retard before? I'm surprised you are allowed to live without some sort of caretaker.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.84257 del
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>>84247
It's time to admit that Cewl is the best girl


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.84258 del
>>84257
Cheap hooker


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.84259 del
>>84257
Here comes her sole orbiter pushing this rat doused in makeup looking whore


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.84261 del
A funny thing I've always noted is how defensive and uppity these girls get when you remind them of their past.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.84262 del
>>84247
Self-hating old heroin-whore. It's time to retire and make peace with your mind.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.84266 del
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>>84259
You only hate her because she is the cutest


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.84267 del
>>84247
how would you feel if your classmates find out


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.84269 del
Cewl is the main reason this board is still active. Also bonus points for not being a sex haver.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.84270 del
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>>84266
>Image that's filtered to suicide


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.84271 del
>>84270
What an ugly fucking bitch honestly, I’m not surprised she comes here for attention


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.84272 del
I put Bianca in kind of borderline tier because she was fairly popular on instagram and obviously post-humous fame.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.84273 del
>>84269
>Cewl is the main reason this board is still active
Holy delusion, it's only you and perhaps another faggot that bump her threads and derail other girls' threads to force this fugly bitch


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.84274 del
>>84273
Is it delusion that this board was on its death bed before cewl moved from r9k to this place? A bunch of other girls followed too.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.84275 del
Don't respond or engage with the cewltard
Thread was perfectly fine til the whore itself and her shill showed up

Carry on posting on topic after this post


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.84276 del
Where is Aggie nowadays anyway? What are her socials? Is she still a tranny?


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.84277 del
>>84276
Last news about her was starting a band with a tranny but they didn't release any music.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.84280 del
>>84270
What an beautiful fucking angel. I'm surprised she comes here for attention


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.84310 del
where is fatsaturn and why isn't he spamming pukara?


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.84315 del
>>84310
Pukara is firmly in forced egirl territory


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.84317 del
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Ashley did post on imageboards.

Pic related is from 2017.

She also made several threads on /b/ in 2016.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.84318 del
>>84317
She was already popular by then. Most of her uploads were 7 years before she posted there. Even Agatha posted on 4chan because people kept making threads about her.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.84319 del
>>84318

Yes, but it was her 4chan post and the 8chan dox/civil war that made her more popular and her first exposure outside of imageboards was the old KYM article and a popular Reddit thread on r/DeepintoYouTube.

She made it to TikTok in 2021 and blew up in 2023.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.84324 del
>>84318
>She was already popular by then
She had no popularity outside of imageboards.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.84328 del
>>84324

This.

Her popularity outside of imageboards is a recent thing because of TikTok and YouTube documentaries.


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.84338 del
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I can't help but think that the anons who hate Cewl actually love her


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.84339 del
>>84317
Didn't she get outed as a slut?


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.84340 del
>>84338
Nobody loves that rancid looking bitch except literal cucks


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.84347 del
>>84339

Yes because she cheated on her boyfriend and has lewds.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.84356 del
>>84347
Cheated on her boyfriend and then her fiancé lmao


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.84368 del
>>84356
Holy lmao
Any sauce for this or is it hearsay?


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.84374 del
I saw today that the whore girl with the goats on YouTube has been on birth control since 16!
Holy shit are all normie girls whores from the age of 16???
Or earlier?


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.84378 del
>>84374
my mom put my sister on birth control at 15. my sisters a whore thats been dating since 13. i have to say my family is white trash but most teenage girls are fucking behind their parents back


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.84384 del
>>84374
>>84378
Doctors most commonly put teenagers on birth control to help relieve period pain and ease heavy blood flow.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.84385 del
>>84384
i know. she didnt have that. i remember my mom saying she didnt want her to get preggo so she was gonna get her on the pill


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.84388 del
>>84374
What goats wtf


cewl 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.84394 del
>>84256
yes i was diagnosed autistic pretty early and i was diagnosed with adhd at 18 or 19
>>84262
>mfw 22 is old
go back to orbiting children on marcs e harem
>>84270
LOL IT WAS MY LAPTOP CAMERA AAAH OUTED AS A RETARD
>>84374
i use it for PCOS. before birth control my periods were so bad i would not be able to get out of the bed for almost a week, or had to get iv infusions to function. i would not get good grades if i had an exam during my period. she could be the same.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.84395 del
>>84394
Go back to your containment thread you dumb roastie


cewl 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.84397 del
>>84395
then stop talking about me~ obsessed-kun~


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.84399 del
>>84397
Honestly I can't, I'm in love with you. Please accept my heart


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.84400 del
>>84397
Not eventhe guy you replied to but the thread isnt even about you you stupid junkie. Literally no one likes you and I even regret wasting my time giving you this little attention since i know you just cream yourself for any you can get and thats why you must derail any thread you can with your ugly whore roast, but damn get it through your empty subhuman head already.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.84401 del
>>84374
What whore girl with the goats? Who the fuck are you even talking about?


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.84421 del
The most forced egirl has to be empath. She's such a lolcow kek.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.84425 del
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>>84388
>>84401
Jewtube doesn't force feed you videos of this goat whore? I don't even know why/how this started. Why are you force feeding me this whore, jewtube?
She said she was on birth control from 16 to 26, and now her uterus could explode or something.
The sad thing is she has a good, funny personality, meaning she developed a personality before she realized she was pretty.
That's the only reason she gets views, for being pretty.
But of course she's a WHORE. Fucking since the age of 16 if not earlier. Like all normie women. Esp the pretty ones. And like all 4chan egirls, let's be honest.


Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.84428 del
>>84425
>Jewtube doesn't force feed you videos of this goat whore?
No? Maybe because I'm not a zoomer cattle that lets himself be force fed by suits?

Anyway, brootal goatpill. It's not out of nothing that Greeks invented Satyrs - they knew a thing or two about woman nature.


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.84480 del
btw guys how does Audrey have so many threads? She's not very attractive and most of the replies seem to just be hate. Is it one or two really obsessed guys?


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.84481 del
>>84480
>She's not very attractive
this is the reason I've never clicked on a single thread of hers. she looks too masculine


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.84482 del
>>84480
>She's not very attractive and most of the replies seem to just be hate. Is it one or two really obsessed guys?
that's literally cewl threads
Audrey's been around for way longer and has a solid fanbase like the other legacy girls (marky, ciara, etc), idk what to tell you


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.84484 del
>>84480
i think it's mostly just her ex-boyfriend and one orbiter who's been seething for like a year because she had sex with someone that wasn't him


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.84485 del
>>84480
from what I've seen, it's due to the leftovers their orbiters receive. anecdotes about her whoring, her posts on Telegram and there is always a new rare or leaked pic in each thread, it's fun


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.84486 del
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>>84482
cewl is very, very beautiful though


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.84492 del
>>84480
>Is it one or two really obsessed guys?
Yes.


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.84495 del
>>84486
Nice filter to hide your huge jew nose lol


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.84496 del
>>84495
she is objectively perfectly beautiful


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.84497 del
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>>84496
dios mio


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.84498 del
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>>84497
beautiful simply beautiful


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.84499 del
>>84486
>>84496
>>84498
Samefaggot posted these. The only one to ever post her nigger tier looks to the board and bump her threads. Just ignore.


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.84500 del
>>84499
ok but I don't know what makes you think I was trying to pretend to be other anons


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.84501 del
>>84482
Yeah but like 90% of the replies on her threads are just hate. When did that start happening and why?


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.84502 del
>>84501
since the first thread or since her ex-boyfriend exposed her


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.84507 del
>>84501
exactly as >>84502 said
if you read her very 1st thread and even her old /agatha/ threads it was all regular egirl simping and orbiting until her ex showed up and exposed her massively, then shit hit the fan and even more so as it was confirmed and more details and other really dirty stuff became known


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.84508 del
>>84498
Yuck, would not give a second look in the grocery store


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.84511 del
>>84508
you only say this to get my (you)


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.84512 del
>>84508
>would not give a second look in the grocery store
same. she's pretty but too generic. she should dye her hair dirty blonde. blondes always stand out


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.84513 del
>>84497
>>84512
This is her with blonde hair and she looks like an albino abo


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.84514 del
>>84513
I know your secret, you love her


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.84515 del
>>84511
Look, I had to accept I wasn't that attractive, growing up, and it was hard



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