>>85309
for me
>be extremely autistic
>be a virgin
i dont mind if shes ugly as long as shes feminine

>>85312
c*wl isn't even an egirl tho. stop forcing that literally who fugly cunt.

>>85316
pinnacle of transgenderism lol

>be cunny
>don't be ethnic
>don't be a normie
>live in the internet
>don't be fat
pretty much impossible for a real woman to tick all those boxes

I agree with these >>85320 >>85313 >>85309

>>85314
at least cewl is cute

>>85316
fat.

>>85308
I would like to see a reincarnation of Agatha. That's it.

>>85448
that's like asking for the reincarnation of jesus christ

>>85466
4chan should have just left her alone

>>85448

What was it that even made her so popular? What kind of content.

>>85640
She did ASMR videos, she was cute as fuck and lonely autists on /r9k/ quickly became obsessed with her.

>>85641

She got that popular cause of asmr?

>>85708
It's not just because of ASMR, her ASMR was actually kind of crap. It's her looks, and her personality which seemed very genuinely autistic and not like some funnel to get people to sub to her OnlyFans or to get groomed.

>>85640
a cute girl doing cute videos. simple as

>>85308
it doesnt matter if i take the advice i will never make it as an egirl cause i am ugly, black, and don't have a life. despite my love for you guys

>>85308
>but what about one for what you guys would WANT to see in an egirl
One word: Lucerne
She's the perfect e-girl

>>86035
Idk how this site works and i spent the past 10 minutes trying to figure it out just to tell you you're very cute agatha2.

>>86037
who are you

being a egirl is cool for the attention only but i feel like guys take it too far and i just wanna be pretty and only exist online for entertainment purposes only :> and the sense of superiority would be unmatched… bunch of incels simping over me like im god :> maybe not tho tbh..too much work n commitment for that i might just stay socially inept and lonely while i starve myself ..that sounds like a plan yea..

>>86050
How about you just focus on finding a partner who loves you instead of getting fleeting attention from a bunch of 40 year old neets buddy

>>86050
as long as you don't post a pic with a timestamp, you're just a faggot larping as a woman

>>86066
i don’t care THAT much but i might just for the fun of it …eventually

>>86057
is that actually the average age if the men who reside here ?! im delusional i thought more 20-30 year olds..i’ll continue to think that for my own sake <: nd i can’t find love i have no social skills atm but am working on it!!

>>86066
it's just the emoji larper faggot. he RPs as a woman a lot

>>86080
You're going to ruin yourself for any man you meet later. Keep yourself pure you dumb bitch.

>>86082
im already ruined past a that point ..all i can do is mask how much of fk up i am (mentally) but i understand thanks am just attention deprived ik better but its tempting :p

>>86081
omfg how can i be a faggot as a woman why can’t i be here just as u guys r is there a no female rule..let me live please..

thoughts on this rising young egirl? i think shes the next big thing.she checks all the boxes. cute, mentally ill, likes lain, other anime, video games, no friends, in and out of psych ward, likes to code

>>86035

She's not even and egirl retard

>>86096
the contacts look retarded and her whole persona is clearly just an act for attention

>>86100
a jealous white girl typed this?

>>86087
If you're not a virgin you're worthless

>>86123
i am but only cus i was always rlly rlly shy to even consider hanging out witha guy alone even til this day but it is wat it is ]:

>>86096
This is not Lain.
It's an amerimutt "azn" chick with vocal fry womansplaining nothing in particular for 12 minutes straight and not even being in character or professional about it.
What is the merit of this?
Shit.
Someone should start e-girl university for these bitches or sumfin. This is unbearable.

>>86098
Well, not to lie to me, she claimed to be one, but she was more of an prostitute from Discord.
She is it for me though for being cute in all aspects, always better than the e-girls from here too

>>86125
You should let me groom you even though you're probably older than me and a man

>>86133
Why have that when this is good enough for them to make millions?

>>86137
im 19 n i am not a man ..as far as u know..
just kitten (jk) (jk again[about the second jk])
IM A GIRL OKK..? >: will prove soon enuf

>>86148
>This bitch is about to post her pics here and ruin her life. Don't do it.
>She's going to get her nudes leaked here
kek

>>86152
not rlly im not on any social media..not on disc where someone would possibly save nudes from me which i dont even take so stop putting the worst outcome on me u dumb inbred ^-^ thanks

>>86152
didn’t mean that i’m not rude im just kinda angry at the world ghat i have no friends n am nothing anywhere so pardon my frrench it’s not rlly personal it’s dirceted toward myself probably cus ppl say u treat others how u wanna be treated or like how u think of your self in ur own life so maybe tis true >: but i don’t rlly believe u guys are real ppl again so idrk…real ppl meaning like actual living breathing contributing members to society yk maybe it’s cus i am not IDK

>>86161
You type like a 12 year old.

>>86167
no i don’t lol

>>86172
Who is your favorite artist

>>86174
crystal castles kinda but inalso rlly love mitski and boa and deftones n lil peep i dont rlly have one fav i listen to alot of genres..

>>86177
were you going to type ecco2k?

>>86178
LOL how’d u know this huhh …weird wait

i dont want to scare you or anything but its weird, its like i have speciual powers and can see what everyones tying as they type it? it wasnt like this yersterday

>>86180
lol cute

>>86180
how’d u do that ..

>>86179
Because every single one of you zoomer ewhoores has the same identikit taste in music formed by tiktok

>>86184
ok

>>86136

Bitch is prolly uggo as fuck with those dark ass circles around her eyes

>>86180
is this a mod feature?

>>86271
maybe im not sure. Im going to see if it still works when i get home from work :) i felt like god last night

>>86271
never heard of realtime? really?

>>86271
it's a feature for endchan gold users

>>86080
>>86050
Pic related is me. I'm not shy so I don't mind posting myself. This is what the average user of this board looks like. We're young, handsome, with successful careers and thriving social lives.

Meanwhile you're a morbidly obese walled roastie who probably still lives with her parents and has never had a serious relationship with a man—and you probably never will. But I'm sure you've been pumped and dumped a few times. Go ahead, prove me wrong.