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Anonymous 10/06/2021 (Wed) 21:59:00 [Preview] No. 1858
in the beginning was the word...

...i got a hard-on while making this.

Anonymous 10/06/2021 (Wed) 23:38:19 [Preview] No.1859 del
Nice job anon, it looks good. Do you want me to make it a banner?

Seabee 10/06/2021 (Wed) 23:58:11 [Preview] No.1860 del
I love it when she talks dirty

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 00:28:56 [Preview] No.1861 del

thanks lol sure

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 00:56:36 [Preview] No.1863 del
very nice. we should get an OC general going. idk when I'll have time though my life is in chaos right now.

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 05:42:04 [Preview] No.1866 del
vased and interdimensionalracism-pilled

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 05:57:56 [Preview] No.1867 del
do you guys think there are niggers on other planets?

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:29:38 [Preview] No.1871 del
heh reminds me of this

Seabee 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:32:31 [Preview] No.1872 del
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I can't say for sure but when black astronauts go into space we can say that the "jig" is up.

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:53:04 [Preview] No.1875 del
final form cosmic Ashley can rustle the jimmies of an entire universe's collective consciousness

Seabee 10/07/2021 (Thu) 19:54:59 [Preview] No.1876 del
And that's with both hands tied behind her back.

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 00:38:10 [Preview] No.1877 del
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They've already made first contact...won't be long before full scale flank invasions

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 01:26:36 [Preview] No.1879 del
I've been meaning to watch this for years and haven't got around to it. is it as good as they say?

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 19:06:32 [Preview] No.1892 del
alright that was good one. good job.

Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 22:16:50 [Preview] No.1896 del
>ashley will never whisper how much she hates niggers while she jerks you off

Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 01:48:07 [Preview] No.1897 del
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Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 17:57:04 [Preview] No.1902 del
She can whisper anything in my ear she wants, I'm not choosy. Any port in the storm.

Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 18:08:50 [Preview] No.1903 del
Enjoy the day, Ash.

Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:58:18 [Preview] No.1904 del
That's not a sausage pizza. That's a combination pizza. The sausage seems to be sausage, but it could be beef. God help you if it's beef. Why does the pizza have beef? Does it want to fight? Is the pizza black? This could be a potential hate crime. Is that bacon? Clearly antisemitism. This is false advertising, racism and antisemitism. I'm going to sue. I'm calling my Lawya Mordecai

Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:30:18 [Preview] No.1905 del
I took the liberty to go to Mordecai's office, (she's much cuter in person by the way) I told her I wanted to sue this pizza maker for false advertising, antisemitism and racism. I asked what her fee would be. She said that her fee would be $2500 for 3 questions. I asked her, "Isn't that fee a little expensive? She replied that it is and then asked me what my third question is.

Anonymous 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:06:14 [Preview] No.1906 del
wait did she not mean pepperoni and sausage when she said sausage pizza? if someone says "sausage pizza" I just assume they mean pepperoni and sausage. a pizza with only cheese and sausage is peak cringe, and I would sooner die than eat it. Ashley please tell me it's not so.

>She replied that it is and then asked me what my third question is
top jej

Anonymous 10/12/2021 (Tue) 15:04:29 [Preview] No.1907 del
What was your last question? Was it about the hall of cost? I'm not sure, but I think that lawya and the shopkeep are the same kike who owns the hebrew hardware, jewcy burger and jiggaboo jewelry. Is that where you saw the pizza? Is Mordecai jewing himself? I'm starting to see what Hitler was talking about. Jews really do seem to own everything.

Seabee 10/12/2021 (Tue) 15:21:09 [Preview] No.1908 del
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Yesterday was sausage pizza WITHOUT pepperoni day.
Hope you enjoyed the day,Ash.

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:06:28 [Preview] No.1909 del
what if Ashley said the n word so much that it sent pure racism into the aether to kill George Floyd? and since we focus on Ashley our collective saying of the n word could be sent as a signal into her conscience to make her call her parents the n word and make her homeless with nothing left but racism then she'd alter the vaccines to kill all the non-hispanic minorities

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Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 16:53:02 [Preview] No.1914 del
hey that was in context this time!

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 17:53:23 [Preview] No.1915 del
I have a question? Yeah, uh, does uh anyone else get erect when they're around this Mordecai guy? I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I totally can't stop imagining this guy when I masturbate. What in the hell is going on here? Is this the power behind the Israel lobby? I find myself aimlessly wandering the aisles of the hall of cost hoping he will tell me to buy something or leave. I want to invite Mordecai over to watch the avalanche game and, I don't know, maybe take a shower together afterward? You think that would be something he'd be interested in?

Seabee 10/13/2021 (Wed) 20:14:17 [Preview] No.1917 del
I understand your cause for concern, my brother, but you can lay your sexual feelings towards Mordecai to rest. Mordecai is indeed female so your desires and erections are part of the psyche of a healthy heterosexual male. Go in peace to masturbate guilt free.

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 00:19:47 [Preview] No.1919 del
buzz off Mordecai is taken

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 14:53:07 [Preview] No.1924 del

I wanna dock with Mordecai. Show him the joys of a foreskin.

Seabee 10/14/2021 (Thu) 16:44:22 [Preview] No.1925 del
I guess you didn't get the office memo. Mordecai is a female. The only docking you'll get from her is your paycheck.

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 17:08:37 [Preview] No.1926 del
>Mordecai is a female. The only docking you'll get from her is your paycheck.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 00:04:54 [Preview] No.1930 del
I low key actually think Ashley was actually a boy and intend to go gay for him.
I'm not gay normally though I promise

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 00:43:41 [Preview] No.1931 del
We still don't have confirmation either way lmao.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:32:08 [Preview] No.1932 del
Is this a Beavis and Butt-Head routine because you 2 guys sure are funny. Take your routine to SNL. See ya in the funny papers and thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 05:54:37 [Preview] No.1934 del
thanks but I think there are about 5 people here who post regularly if my writing-style-judging skills are up to snuff. the only one you can tell for sure is Seabee cause he namefags, but he posts without his name like 1/3rd of the time (that's right buddy I'm onto you).
I was trained in the fires of /a/ where people can pick out cancerous tripfags just from their writing style among hundreds of posters.

and yeah, we should do SNL style bits here. I'm trying to tempt Ashley into participating. oops I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud.
give me a prompt and I'll start.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 06:02:58 [Preview] No.1935 del
Are you sure you aren't just looking at the hashes. It must be difficult to sort through all of the posters by writing style alone.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 06:11:28 [Preview] No.1936 del
no what I mean is the tripfags try to go incognito as anons, sometimes because they're ban evading, and people who have been there for long enough are still able to call them out.
it's worthy of a neuroscience/linguistics study honestly.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 06:38:05 [Preview] No.1937 del
Yeah I know what you are saying but when you make a post here, a hash of your ip is saved with the post. Therefore, you can differentiate anons by what hash they have. And yes >>1932 is Seabee.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 08:24:32 [Preview] No.1938 del
wait can everyone do that? are you the admin?
I'm a newfag to endchan I only came here for this board and that was like 5 months ago

Seabee 10/17/2021 (Sun) 15:28:39 [Preview] No.1939 del
Naa, my name fag is omitted about 1 in 50 'cause once in a while I forget to include my name fag. I'm never ashamed to put my name to anything I post.

Kudos to you for your writing style judgement, I have to admire you in that respect. I can usually recognize at most 2 anons.

My post was satirical sarcasm and I was really surprised and disappointed in you when you said that we still don't have confirmation either way, you're talking like a grom but I forgive you and I hope the Ash does also.

I hope you are able to tempt the Ash into participating in SNL bits here, she once said that she would like to be on SNL and do comedy.

Peace out.

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 20:47:45 [Preview] No.1940 del
I was the one who said I want to go gay for Ashley or whatever his real name is and I'm 100% serious. it's not a joke. I'm serious. it's not funny.
I want to bump into Ashley at furfest in Denver and say that he's such a pretty girl and ask him to go to furfest with me. we'll fall in love over the next 10 years or however long it takes for Ashley to fall in love, and then I'll make my move. he'll whip his dick out and I'll pretend to be surprised and upset, and hopefully not break the act as he fills all my holes. I've gotta be strong and pretend I'm not really enjoying it the first couple times.
once again though, I'm not gay. it's only for Ashley.

Seabee 10/17/2021 (Sun) 21:49:28 [Preview] No.1941 del
You're really a funny guy. I get it, I do. If the Ash peruses this board I hope SHE appreciates and gets a charge out of your witticism though misguided in a faux sort of way. A little levity and buffoonery on this board is always welcome.

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 01:06:09 [Preview] No.1942 del
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thanks bro, you've got some good one liners too.
I want people to do a back-and-forth with me. it's easier if I can bounce off someone, it's harder if I have to think of a new subject matter myself every post.
let's all work together and tempt Ash to break her vow of silence

Seabee 10/18/2021 (Mon) 03:26:23 [Preview] No.1948 del
So you like a little banter, I like banter too, banter's good. Yeah it would be great if the Ash would join in with a little banter. If we could just convince her to at least make a Christmas live stream. We could appeal to her competitive side and tell Ash that if Rose can do it why can't you.

Anonymous 10/18/2021 (Mon) 07:05:25 [Preview] No.1951 del
I think it's the opposite actually, Ashley doesn't want people to think she's copying Rose, therefore what we actually need to do is STOP Rose from making her Christmas video. everyone get ready to become the grinch this Christmas. it's for the greater good.

Seabee 10/19/2021 (Tue) 00:48:12 [Preview] No.1954 del
Ahh, a contrarian. Allow me to retort.

Stop Rose from making a Christmas vid? Christmas without a Rose video would be like a day without sunshine. It's a family tradition. If you stopped Rose from making a Christmas video the populace would run you out of town on a rail.

Whether or not Rose makes her annual Christmas vid bears no weight on the Ash's decision to deny us the honor of her presence over six years and possibly but hopefully not her absence in perpetuity No, it runs deeper than that.

With all due respect to the Ash of which I have much there has to be a deeper reason (which is open to speculation) the Ash won't honor us mere mortals with her presence and Rose's Christmas video doesn't even enter the equation.

With all due respect to the Ash of which I have much there has to be a deeper reason the Ash won't honor us mere mortals with her presence and Rose's Christmas vids don't even enter the equation.

Anonymous 10/19/2021 (Tue) 01:35:35 [Preview] No.1955 del
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every faggot down in Roseville liked Christmas a lot
but the Grinch who lived up in Ash mountain did not!

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