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Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No. 50407
How do i get a cute girl like pic related to pet me and cuddle me to sleep?
Sex ain't really necessary, but if i can also fuck her all the better.


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.50410 del
I heard young people just use dating apps on their phones today. Just pose as a mindless normie football-loving fag and hit on some girls online and it's likely at some point you'll get laid if you are confident and persistent enough.


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.50414 del
>>50410
>dating apps
And what if i want to skip the whole dating game?


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.50418 del
>>50414
Dating apps are what they are called. Typically they are used by horny young adults to hook up and fuck. You are not likely going to find a serious lifetime lover using dating apps, but the purpose is to satisfy the user base and keep people hooking up.


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.50421 del
girls like that don't want gentle baby boy crap so you may as well pay for one.


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.50424 del
>>50407
Stop being fat and autistic.


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.50426 del
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>>50421
>you may as well pay for one.
Great advice, dude. I'm gonna ask my dad to pay some girl like that to date me. He's a billionaire.


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.50427 del
>>50426
Just go out and rape a random girl. It's free!!!


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.50430 del
>>50427
If you rape someone you'll only be getting sex, but the whole thing misses the love and affection part. You can't get that by raping a girl, but pursuing a relationship in exchange for $$$ will do it.


Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.50449 del
>>50427
And risk going to prison and getting raped yourself?


Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.50468 del
>>50449
Basically a win/win?


Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.50471 del
blah blah blah


Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.51694 del
Cheese breath


Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.52145 del
Nigger boyz


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.52755 del
Cheese sex.


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.52860 del
Just ask a girl you like out, and don't take no for an answer.


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.52864 del
Nastassia Ponomarenko


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.52865 del
absolutely autistically obsessed


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.52867 del
>>52865
But she's Basically Perfect.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.52873 del
>>52867
And all your threads about her are basically retarded.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.52874 del
>>52864
Do you think Nastassia would cuddle me to sleep? I don't mind if she has cheese breath lol


Anonymous 08/03/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.52916 del
I'm the terror that flutters in the night, Not the waifu you'd hold tight.
So, sketch me fierce, Not as a kawai delight!


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.53378 del
step one: get gtfo of endchan and leave your house


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.53398 del
If a girl gets into bed with you the last thing on her mind is cuddling.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.54318 del
She deserves to be PLUGGED by a BIG BLACK GIANT COCK.



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