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Back in the good ol' days Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 21:45:56 [Preview] No. 34987 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>I remember back in 20XX when the board was good
>What happened?
>Did you all leave?

What happened what that you left.
If you post on a board, you are never to leave.
You fucking caused this.
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Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 13:51:51 [Preview] No.35055 del
>>35054
Dead Board cause im not mod Lol
-die 4 is rael


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:58:05 [Preview] No.35060 del
>>35055
lol you and goblina stalker are the ones that killed it


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 19:12:58 [Preview] No.35064 del
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>>35060
Idk who goblina stalker is Sorry
>you killed it
Sorry Bud nowhere else 2 go
-die 4 israel


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 09:45:19 [Preview] No.35076 del
>Idk who goblina stalker is Sorry
That's because you don't pay much attention to posts other than your own unless they're about you.


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 10:26:38 [Preview] No.35077 del
>>35076
i can barely read nigga
-die4 israel



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youre new BO Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 04:31:47 [Preview] No. 34376 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
through a fair, democratic election i have been appointed as the new Board Owner of /b/
there will be not many changes except for:
>name enabled
>no pedos
you know me already but since i am new Board Owner i will introduce myself i Am DIE4ISRAEL my favourite song is hurt by nine inch nails and i like video games
break any rules and im perma bannign you no appeals
-die4israel
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Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 22:19:48 [Preview] No.35048 del
>>35046
Im posting bareback idiot you can see when I samefag
-die 4israel


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 22:22:14 [Preview] No.35049 del
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>>35048
>bareback idiot
This guy! I gotta give him the credits: he knows what he is and he ain't afraid to tell the whole dang world.
Cheers!


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 22:27:28 [Preview] No.35050 del
>>35049
Yepp im not afraid to Put my boot A quarter mile Up you ass
-die4 israel


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 01:21:04 [Preview] No.35074 del
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Every posts on the top of the board ends with 🎲🍀✡
Noone else posts.
Obviously it's not the namefags fault!
🎲🍀✡


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 02:59:40 [Preview] No.35075 del
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>>35074
intradasting



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Anonymous 05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:26:51 [Preview] No. 34876 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So, what's happened to the /b/ on here? I remember it back in 2018 and especially towards the end of 2019 being nice with high-quality threads, but now it feels like 4cucks has invaded and now we've got mentally ill namefags and people spamming ugly fucks.

Is anyone even left? What's the solution to this shit?
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Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 19:13:34 [Preview] No.35065 del
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>>35062
TL;DR
-die4 israel


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 20:25:20 [Preview] No.35067 del
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>>35065
Nobody asked you.


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 20:29:21 [Preview] No.35068 del
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>>35067
Stay Mad Incel this bored is mine
-di e4israel


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 23:27:12 [Preview] No.35072 del
>>35067
Just don't reply to the guy dude. Hide post and ignore


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 23:37:32 [Preview] No.35073 del
>>35072
Hiding Posts? Lol libtard >>>/reddit/ lmao
Such triggered Little babies. Need their Safe Space
-die4 israel



Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 21:55:02 [Preview] No. 33426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
CIA FBI NSA Washington taliban bomb alqaeda ISIS If you work for the U.S. government you are a sick-fuck Jackass Asshole. I hope someone throws acid in your face you Stupid Bitch.
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Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:06:21 [Preview] No.34784 del
Oh my.
Bad words


Anonymous 05/04/2021 (Tue) 20:57:27 [Preview] No.34840 del
Cooof
Cooof
Coof


Anonymous 05/04/2021 (Tue) 20:57:55 [Preview] No.34841 del
Coooooof

Coooof
Cooooooof


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 21:36:39 [Preview] No.35070 del
Wow that looks expensive.


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 21:37:55 [Preview] No.35071 del
>>35070
Not rlly CGI is cheap I Can get it off Fiverr
-die4isra el



8CHAN.SE - GOLD EDITION CSS Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 14:20:06 [Preview] No. 34941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
steemit thread:https://steemit.com/webdesign/@hitussanton/8chan-se-gold-edition-css
(please up vote and reply for more)

:root {
--background-color: goldenrod;
--background-gradient: #000000;
--text-color: gold;
--contrast-color: #000000;
--menu-color: #000000;
--background-highlight-color: #000;
--horizon-sep-color: #5a6e8a;
--border-color: darkgoldenrod;
--marked-color: #000000;
--marked-border-color: #ba9dbf;
--marked-text-color: var(--text-color);
--board-title-color: gold;
--index-text-color: gold;

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Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 14:53:56 [Preview] No.34945 del
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>>34944
yeah you can get crypto from it, sort of like BAT?


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 16:44:35 [Preview] No.34947 del
>>34945
oh yeah i can give you my bat all right :)))
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 22:40:08 [Preview] No.34949 del
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>>34947
yu lik criket budy?


Anonymous 05/08/2021 (Sat) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.34950 del
>>34941
Never seen css being spammed before.


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 19:09:07 [Preview] No.35061 del
veryyy good



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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.
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Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.34749 del
What does cats have to do with this topic?


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:01:37 [Preview] No.34822 del
They have taken the blue pill.
They don't want to know.


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:22:07 [Preview] No.34823 del
>>34822
most pills arent blue
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:11:02 [Preview] No.34824 del
fun fact: they make blue suppositories now
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 03:45:46 [Preview] No.35052 del
Fred?



Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 21:12:10 [Preview] No. 27327 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
<????????????????????????
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
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die4israel Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 18:09:54 [Preview] No.35036 del
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>>35035
Please please plaese dont ban me I dont Have anywhere else to go :(


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 18:36:47 [Preview] No.35037 del
>>35036
calm down maybe you should try gettin a job
picrel


die4israel Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 18:39:29 [Preview] No.35038 del
>>35037
I Work night shift at 7-11 :)


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 21:35:12 [Preview] No.35043 del
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Hey BO, the alt chan fags are spamming illegal content again. I already reported all of it, but I wanted to give you guys a heads up so you can remove it.

I do a board sweep sometimes, so I got all of it


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 23:31:35 [Preview] No.35051 del
>>35043
I think there's still 1 or 2 boards left. I reported what I saw just now



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Chloe-Jade's modelling and Amateur pornos Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 22:46:38 [Preview] No. 34916 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
chick i know called Chloe-Jade (The Blonde one)knew of from a friend during college years.

the same friend found out some years after that she did Lingerie, Topless modelling and some Amateur pornos and told me about it but I have yet to find out where or site they may have be posted on.

guy who told me said she did a threesome at like 18 or 19 with two dudes in their late 40's early 50's

one guy I know of who did some adult/porn shoots of her is a photographer a farmer who uses his own farm for the shoots called 'Dirkus' who is on a modelling/photography site called purpleport where most if not all of her stuff is on, i even heard that that farmer guy shot some vids of himself with her.


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 00:33:45 [Preview] No.34922 del
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It was boring and stupid last time you posted this worthless garbage whore and her shit. Look, friendo-to-friendo here: just go stalk her and lighter her cat on fire and slit her throat or whatever. Or forget the whole thing, you simpy faggot. Sheesh, leave the rest of us out of it.


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 05:00:42 [Preview] No.34933 del
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Chloe-Jade became Skrillex the dubstep DJ. Sorry OP.


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 21:10:55 [Preview] No.35041 del
>>34933
Can confirm, skrillex has a very feminine penis under all that luxurious hair, but otherwise the transition is going as planned.



Brutal porn Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 13:08:45 [Preview] No. 34900 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What's your most favourite degenerate brutal porn?

Bonus points if:
- Amateur/mobile/homemade
- Gangbang/forced
- Crossdressing
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Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 17:52:10 [Preview] No.34908 del
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>>34907
meta-umm-cringe bro
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 18:08:34 [Preview] No.34909 del
>>34906
edgelord


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 03:47:09 [Preview] No.34930 del
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favourite degenerate brutal porn but no edginess plz


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 11:54:19 [Preview] No.34938 del
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Porn involving car crashes.


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 19:06:59 [Preview] No.34984 del
>>34938
Ouch! 5-point racing harness seatbelt and a very sudden stop.

I had to switch Tor paths a dozen times. I kept getting either a U.S. or German node at hop 3. On every fucking one of them the download would fail after only 1 or 2 megs, and resuming would fail as well with the download starting over again from byte 0. Finally I got a node in Lithuania. The file download still failed, but only three times total (probably because the glowspooks are nonstop blasting TCP FIN packets at random ports at whatever IPs they can) and they weren't doing whatever blocking of the HTTP file resume that they were doing before. SO NSA FIVEEYE ASSHOLES I GOT THE ENTIRE FILE ANYWAY STOP FUCKING WITH DOWNLOADS WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.



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Dumb things that were really popular Anonymous 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:21:02 [Preview] No. 33225 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does /b/ think was a dumb trend that happened in their lives?

Pic related. I never really liked or understood why people liked these things
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Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.33735 del
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Hentai. It used to be a thing only autistic retards were into and now normies joke about "HHAHAHAHAH 177013 SAD SCARRING ANIME BECAUSE GIRL DIE AT END!!!!1111". Seriously, I don't get how normies could like hentai because of all of the fetishes like brainfucking and guro


Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 12:42:21 [Preview] No.33740 del
>>33735
im never going to understand why people are so addicted to porn. but maybe that is just something that comes with being isolated from the society for almost 30 years.


Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 13:30:27 [Preview] No.33741 del
>>33740
well some of these faggots have only been on earth for about 15 years.. so that's like 8 years of isolation before mama gave up on them.


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 14:41:52 [Preview] No.34978 del
Skinny jeans and pants with tears in them


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 15:45:03 [Preview] No.34982 del
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heterosexuality and employment
-die4israel