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Penis rating accountant Chona Kilat Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No. 77278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chona Kilat evaluates a cock during a video call. Chona carefully observes the cock before giving the final rating, but she is usually disappointed with the performance of the cock. Chona will probably punish him by giving a poor rating to the cock. She really likes doing it! For cock humiliation lovers!

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Don't use imageboards! Use texboards! Like 512NOODLE! http://ewk7ehnkmdrgguvnc4zvppzpnlmp4g4n5yhz2snwbryne6lklojhiqyd.onion/
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Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.76102 del
>>76084
yeah it's the OP who sucks dick and takes it up the ass


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.76128 del
>>76084
anon I think accidentally you stayed on endchan :/


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.76132 del
>HAi GUIZ! TRY FREEDOM NEW SYTE! NO ROOLZ!
>Let's see how this goes...?
>Tons of retardation posts.
>Couple of fun posts.
>A good suggestion or two.
>And plenty more derp.
>Suddenly: rules.
>Suddenly: captcha.
>Suddenly: site 404s.
Lasted all of 10 days. Par for the course. Not quite the epic Hotwheels adventure, but, eh. He had a good run.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.76137 del
>>76132
>I ADDED A CAPTCHA YOU HAVE TO REFRESH 10 TIMES TO SEE BECAUSE THE LAST THING I EVER WANT TO HAPPEN IS ONE PERSON TO HAVE THEIR FREE SPEECH INTERRUPTED FOR 1 SECOND BY BEING UNABLE TO SEE THE GLORIOUS TEXT->PDO->TABLE OASIS I CREATED FOR MY HELPLESS USERS
>NO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT NO ONE SPAMMED YET I LITERALLY CAN'T SLEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE TO MAKE THE SITE UNUSABLE
>shuts down

Maybe it's a good thing that admins are largely mentally ill because that was fucking hilarious.


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.77277 del
Greetings. I am--or was--the OP. The "ADMIN." It's a waste of time to do this, but I must set the record straight.

I have been reflecting lately on whatever the fuck transpired about 1 1/2 months ago. I just decided yesterday to finally come back here and see the reactions--if any--to my shutting down of the server. Of course I wasn't disappointed.

Why did I shut down the server? Because I realized at length that, after all, it was indeed stupid. Everyone who had said that from the outset was correct (albeit not for the reasons they thought). So I shut down the server and immediately took my first shit in (I guess, according to the guy above who kept count) 10 days.

Obviously I understood that it was a stupid, dinky little site that just logged files containing blocks of text with timestamps. I wrote the entire thing, barring some little additions I made (more on this later), in about 1 to 2 hours. Shit it right out, configured a server, then configured an onion service. In less than a quarter of a day.

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME: I am not calling myself intelligent for doing so. Any stupid fucker could come along and do the exact same thing. That's my point.

But in other ways, a lot of you had ALREADY misunderstood me. I am not a libertarian. I do not care about free speech; it's a bad idea. My point in making the site was not to peddle some idealistic nonsense like that. At the end of the day, libertarianism is an ideology that belongs to numbskulls who only want to be able to do drugs and have sex with dogs.

Here's total accountability: it was a stupid ploy to try to gather up a big enough following that I could have basically free advertising whenever I wanted to release something else, emphasis on stupid. But when people took it the wrong way, of course I pandered, and in my incessant pandering I got confused. The moment I shut the site down was the moment I realized this, and realized that I was only opening myself up to constantly get lit up when I said the wrong thing, and to be constantly lectured by people who--I'll say this--were certainly right about some things...but otherwise? The things they were right about were as people wearing life-jackets, stranded in a sea of incomprehensible, utter nonsense.

So of course, since it was a self-oriented venture, my biggest concern was my own 'sorry hide.' This is why rules were suddenly added--I didn't want to be responsible for pedophiles being able to communicate with each other or advertise their "services" (and honestly, to allow that on the pretext of "free speech" is complete insanity, full stop). This is why ads were added--I'm not going to run what is essentially meant to be a nursery for absolute suckers without concretely profiting from it. Finally, this is why captchas were added--I didn't want my computer, hard drive, Internet etc. to get fucked up (even if temporarily) from spam (the magnitude of which was essentially limitless), much less to draw attention from law enforcement, even if I was totally innocent (however, I might add, if I had allowed people to post links to CP, I would most assuredly NOT have appeared so). As far as the captcha taking 10 reloads to show up...it worked perfectly on several of my computers. I don't know what the problem was. I guess that's my fault; I should have done more research (a running theme), research which would have led me to find out there are other (very effective) captcha methods which I basically could have inserted invisibly without saying a word. But of course I didn't.

In the end, quite obviously, I failed miserably. But I had used an anonymizing network in doing so. All that stuff about Tor being the future of the Internet? Bullshit--I don't care about the Internet, or its future, insofar as it doesn't profit me. And now, I can make another service that is actually useful/well-made without carrying the reputational baggage from this around with me.

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We have to go back..... Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 71864 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports.

don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line.
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Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.77215 del
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All of this was forced upon you back on Forchan with the help of Epstein and Trump. The U.S. has always been a shithole and will remain one. People are stupid; technological progress means nothing.


Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.77260 del
>>71864
Wormholes and Albucierre warp drive via Exotic matter or Negative energy

Circling a Kerr type black hole (rotating w/ no singularity)

Cosmic strings (bringing them close and moving through them)

Dark matter and dark energy (potentially usable for traversal)

Unobtainium (a new element of our creation)

New and undiscovered laws of science, advanced technologies, or cosmological phenomena.

If you are serious about going back you should begin looking into these rather than citing reasons why backwards time travel is impossible (mere excuses not to do the required intellectual lifting + dietary habits).


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.77267 del
>"who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports."

>"don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line."


Wormholes and Albucierre warp drive via Exotic matter or Negative energy

Circling a Kerr type black hole (rotating w/ no singularity)

Cosmic strings (bringing them close and moving through them)

Dark matter and dark energy (potentially usable for traversal)

Unobtainium (a new element of our creation)

New and undiscovered laws of science, advanced technologies, or cosmological phenomena.

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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.77274 del
>>77215
Every decade has it's vast amount of flaws, nuisances and problems, although corruption has been compounding the last four decades, each to more extremes over time. We already hit peak empire 25 years ago and are near the end stages of decline.


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.77276 del
>>75427
All of it is true, corruption is everywhere and if you are smart you trust no one and do whatever you need to do to get yours. So cope and seethe harder.



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>juicefasting thread got deleted

2026, juicefasting still illegal on imageboards. still illegal to talk to peasants how they could break from disease.


Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.77258 del
>>77218
Shut up you stupid fucking jeet, i deleted your thread because you have cancer and you deserve nothing but to shut up and die slowly :)


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.77275 del
Green tea with chopped ginger root and freshly squeezed lemon juice is a great liver detox. Also consider mixing 2oz apple cider vinegar with 8oz of water and chugging it before bedtime. This will also help your liver flush out some of excess fat (if you have a fatty liver).



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Angel Poli (@angelpolikarpova) Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No. 77271 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Angelina Polikarpova thread



fucking lol Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No. 77270 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
one of the funniest things I've seen thus far this year



Hazel AI
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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.77224 del
>>77223
emi.. young emi


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.77225 del
>>77224
how do we know, is there any more of this set?


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.77230 del
>>77224
doesnt look like her at all and the room is different
there arent any new emi leaks, everything that could have been leaked is out


Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.77255 del
>>77230
These aren't out. Best weve got are ai upscales


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Nalvara



I need answers. Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No. 77094 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. I am a little new here. And I have a few questions. What are the Soyjacks and what is their relation to popular image board sites? I come here to find something new just to find the name that took down 4chan about a year ago. So, I am confused. What are these soyjacks?


Memes Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.77262 del
>>77094
Wojaks, (and by extension soyjacks) are just memes. The only purpose they serve is to get an idea across. They are easy to edit and place into certain scenarios to make a point. The soyjack is just a type of wojak, meant to make fun of weak men and generally stupid people.



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You Fap You Lose
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Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.77259 del
>>74739
>>74743
These are the only two I like