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Leveling up a new Dota 2 account from scratch because Gabe Newell won't return my 2013 account. Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No. 76381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Be a Dota 1 veteran and LAN champion since 2011.
FuckingSpawn on Prodota, dominating tournaments while you were still trying to figure out how to last hit.
G-Fat refuses to give back my 2013 account, so I'm smurfing from rock bottom.
Streaming Dota 2 right now. Decode the link or stay a casual pleb.


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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76353 del
>>76313
The future will face massive depopulation and strife. The big question will be do we have the courage to resist and defect from this tyranny while alive? I will to my dying days. I don't know of any other solution. ZOG enforcers will get flanked. I KNOW NO OTHER SOLUTION. This is my only solidarity.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.76355 del
UPDATES

I added some more obvious social media and services to the "online honeypots" list that were previously overlooked: Meta, Tik Tok and Gmail.

I also put a "(?)" next to Arch Linux and MidnightBSD as there are conflicting rumors as to whether these operating systems will or will not utilize age verification/digital ID. Until confirmed these systems will be marked with as a suggestible possibility.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.76379 del
>>76269
They took things very far. Fuck meta for funding this ID check bill.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.76380 del
>>76357
Fuck 4chan! Endchan and 8chan is what i'd rather use.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.76348 del
one more thing i wanted to say about video games making the brain think in terms that are incompatible with actual reality:

>inventory
in a video game you can just find and hoard things easily. this sets up the wrong expectations.

in pokemon red/blue you don't have an infinite inventory but you can just find stuff lying around on the road and put them in your backpack. one of the things you can put in your backpack is a bicycle...

managing belongings in real life is way harder, space is way more precious. stuff has to be left at the side of the road way more often because you see how people referred to as horaders live: every little space of their appartment is filled with junk that they hoard, sometimes they do have some organizational structure underneath like geological layers of a mountain but it seems like inevitably the system becomes overcapacitated and then suddenly a layer of trash or dirty dishes builds up on top of the mess at which point it is over and mold starts to grow and rats move in and stuff like that or cat pee is burried underneath some pile.

dragon ball with the capsules are also an example of how fiction just flatout refused to deal with the horrible burdensome reality of owning things. unless approached intelligently this is a nightmare.

it's not just pokemon and dragon ball, but most games. i can think of very few games who try to at least somewhat limit inventory space to more realistic dimensions. resident evil 4 is a game i played where the player begins with a very small inventory and can only carry a few weapons which forces the player to leave perfectly good weapons behind. i remember how annoyed i was when i first experienced this in re4. at that time i was lucky and owned so little that it was only a small nightmare. now i own way more but i have a great system where i can make use of every little space in my tiny space of living and most of the time with very little exception i can find what i am looking for.

the only game that i thought did it just right is a procedurally generated car adventure game for pc called JALOPY. it isn't perfect but you actually have to manage the trunk of the car using physical limitations.

i play a lot of factorio and factorio is as unrealistic as can be in terms of inventory. you can keep like 50 rocket silo in your inventory and just plop them down on the ground in 50 seconds and they are instantly ready to go no setup whatsoever. the difference between the convenience of building something in factorio and building something in real life can make a sane mane crazy.

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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.76374 del
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>>76348
A lot of old first person adventure games were like this. Myst never explained it, although they only allow you to hold one page at a time. In Journeyman you can be "carrying" about 20 things, including weapons, vials of chemicals, gas masks, etc. Being a time travel game, they explain that you store all these in a massless null time pocket but we all know that's bullshit


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after overwhelming the thread with problems and observations of failure i would like move towards something useful finally.

>the certain goal and the uncertain goal.

i noticed that there are simple things i might decide upon doing that could not be easier and more straight forward to deal with.

)wash clothes in the washing machine
)clean windows
)carry glasswaste to the public container
)buy bananas and cucumbers

these are all easy tasks that involve no creativity, research, risks or leaps of faith. i would know exactly how to do them. if i wrote them down somewhere, and that jolt of electricity (the decision) would be made to do them, i would be able to start them instantly without hesitation; unless it was night. i know how to do it, i just have to do it, there is nothing for me to climb over.

other tasks are more complicated and i don't really know everything about how to complete the task. i know i want something but i don't know how to get it. those tasks i treat differently. i don't just write them down on a list, i have a special place for them where they have space to evolve into something that is more certain. this method is based on a belief i have:

>when i can see something i believe to be complicated just clearly enough, what to do next becomes obvious.

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complicated idea goes on a card Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.76377 del
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>the A7 index card

these are cards made from colored slightly thicker paper with lines on them, orientation is landscape, not portrait. those can be found in many stores where i live so when i am out, i am sure to find more that are the exact size. also there are a few boxes/cases that already fit them perfectly available for purchase. i built two boxes from paper but both where not as nice and userfriendly as one i bought from a pen and paper store that i am currently using. mine look retarded but it was fun using them. i glued an old video cassette box to one of the paper box to turn it into a box for pens, which i still miss on my new box.

for a while i tried writing all the things i wanna do on those cards but then when it was something trivial like 'wash clothes' i noticed i would have cards in there so simple that would never use all the ~10 lines of space each card provided so i felt like i was spamming my card stack. i didn't want to bloat the card stack with these easy cards. still not fully satisfied with this but it has already been working good for me. the reason i am not satisfied is the thought of not even having any other system. just cards. managing my life would feel like playing yu gi oh, these cards are amazing to hold and flip through. they add a very pleasing physical sensation to my day.

i like how this is like a to do list but all the other entries are beneath the current visible entry on top, so this obscures the rest of the to do list to give the whole attention to just the thing on top. singleminded focus without trying to be all over. i was hoping this would help in crystalizing priorities and making sure to do the more important things first. too early to tell, i really only started minding priority for a few days. so far it is working a little i guess MEANING THE NEW FOCUS ON PRIORITIES. THE CARDS ITSELF WORK AMAZINGLY FOR ME. I HAVE A STACK OF HUNDREDS OF COMPLETED CARDS. first i would just rip them in half when i completed but i started collecting them and now i like looking at this stack getting bigger. is a girthy stack!

one card like that gives me the space to grow an idea over the course of many days/sessions of thinking about it while not forgetting whatever small amount of progress i may have made. also having this space of the ~10 lines for each idea gives me a place where i can collect idea that just ambush me throughout the day. i would do something unrelated and BOOM an idea about one of these cards would hit me and i would quickly find the card and write it on one card as to not forget the stroke of genius again. pen is always near the cards as to waste no time! ideas are rare and precious and they come when i don't expect them so with a system like i am always ready to quickly write them down to a space i can later find. this fights the problem of forgetting stuff i wanted to do.

here is the way that evolved that i write on them:

i turn each index card upside down so that the big space for the headline is at the bottom and then i write each uncertain idea on an index card and i write the goal at the bottom in this big space meant for the headline. the reason for that is the approach of knowing the goal but not the way. i start at the goal and then walk backwards (writing upwards from the most bottom line) until i find a way that i am able to walk at which point it becomes the best order of reaching it, conveniently already broken into several more easily chewable bites. i just start at the top to manifest them then. i noticed this helps when venturing into uncharted territory. i also like to paint little checkboxes (or progress bars just like on a loading screen of a video game) next to items so i can track the progress just on this one card. it is fun to watch these card get populated with text, symbols, chekmarks, crossouts and emojis. the more complete they are, the messier they get. by the end they look worn down, dirty, bent with crooked edges and with smudges and doodles on them 🤣


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.76378 del
>>76374
>Being a time travel game, they explain that you store all these in a massless null time pocket but we all know that's bullshit

makes me think of 'the end of time' in chrono trigger where they just created this hub where all the different times are conveniently available.

>just step into the light bro and then when you exit the tunnel you are at another time



Cutting is fun :3 Anonymous 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No. 74914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse the baby cuts. I just started.

https://temp-image.com/jdZUvOJrHCivIIu

Attention please
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76366 del
>>76343
I’ll do my genitals eventually. I want to work on my control first.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.76368 del
>>76360
Lol
>>76362
You’re welcome.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.76369 del
dont tell me op is a guy. stfu stfu stfu


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.76373 del
>>76369
I’m a tranny unfortunately


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.76375 del
>>76373
MtF goshh u look good op



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Between 8ch /b/ and here, are we all the same people just using two slow boards for whatever the fucking reason?
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76351 del
When there becomes no where else worthy of going, and everything is run by glowing gatekeepers then we move onto other options. Including going offline completely. Thankfully even this site still exists, for the time being.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76356 del
fullchan is fullbotnet


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.76361 del
>>76356
Bots and their gatekeeper jannies.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.76371 del
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Yeah but what I'm asking is if we're the same people on both boards? I keep up on both boards and wonder if I'm really talking to anyone different or if we're all just the same people.


addendum Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.76372 del
>>76371
>both boards
By which I mean: 8ch and endchan.



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hii Anonymous 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No. 74956 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tell me what to do
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Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.75713 del
selfsuck


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.75872 del
у меня попа больше


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76367 del
Put a shirt on nigga



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.76365 del
*achem, whenever a cp thread is the top post on /b/
worded incorrectly ._.



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It is a real lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as our salvation

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake

You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings. - 1 Corinthians 7:23
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>>76168
In the Book of Revelation, "the Beast" and "the Lamb" are powerful symbols representing opposing forces in a spiritual battle. "The Lamb" symbolizes Jesus Christ, the sacrificial and victorious figure, while "the Beast" embodies evil, deception, and opposition to God. This dichotomy highlights the choice individuals face between following God's path or succumbing to worldly temptations and systems.


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>>76168
And all who dwell on earth will worship it, everyone whose name has not been written before the foundation of the world in the book of life of the Lamb who was slain. - Revelation 13:8


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.76334 del
It is a real holy lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as our salvation

It is a real lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as our salvation

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake

You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings. - 1 Corinthians 7:23


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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.76363 del
>>76179
So I take it the USSA and Israhell is the Beast and Iran is the Lamb. Makes sense actually.



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.76317 del
>>76293
Do you know where you are, son?


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>>76317
hahahaha


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.76344 del
Any news about everyone's favorite clamper? still clamped for only 8 seconds?


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76354 del
>>76315
>>76317
doesn't mean you should only post OTK shit, or else just name it OTK and that's it


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.76359 del
>>76344

I haven't heard about anything new besides that



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YT channel mega thread Anonymous 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No. 70278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.
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Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.75698 del
>>75651
>>75663
And computers
>Gamers Nexus
>Level1Techs
>Level1Linux
>ExplainingComputers
>GameHut
>Coding Secrets
>BlackHat
>DEFCONConference
>Bisqwit


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.76222 del
Boooomp


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.76238 del
Everything Linux news, including updates on age verification spyware which 98% of users do not want:

Lunduke Journal:
https://www.youtube.com/@Lunduke

He has a website too:
https://lunduke.com


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Techmoan is daddy


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76352 del
plump