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Don't use imageboards! Use texboards! Like 512NOODLE! http://ewk7ehnkmdrgguvnc4zvppzpnlmp4g4n5yhz2snwbryne6lklojhiqyd.onion/
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.77294 del
>>77277
It was a good idea but the sus links from users made it look like a honeypot. Uncensored anonymous imageboards/textboards are a relic of the past where most users on the internet could be trusted to behave somewhat normally.
Now, the internet includes most of humanity and all the bad things that come along with it. There's only two ways to deal with that:
1. identity-tied accounts or/and AI-powered heavy censorship
2. small self-hosted services with exclusive membership where users mostly know each other

The Internet is no longer a place you go to, it encompasses humanity. The new social structures on the Internet will closely match how humans normally organized before its invention.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.77297 del
>>77294
You are bitching about honeypots yet you think turning the whole internet into a fucking honeypot is the solution? WTF. No thanks, I'd rather it just be chaotic and anonymous, not turn into something like subscribing to a Facebook account. Fuck that shit.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.77321 del
>>77294
look where you are posting you stupid nigger


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.77325 del
>>75915
I think what you call it is retarded. Endchan sounds a lot better than 512noodle gaytard. Keep going and waste money on hosting or whatever makes you happy ok?


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.77467 del
>>76004
Onion links are based and regular URLs are bullshit. Stay mad kike



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3chan.net Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No. 75523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan is a new image board I have created that is like 4chan but it has no ads the url is 3chan.net i hope to see people soon.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.75546 del
>>75523
I posted something there


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.75577 del
will this be as cool as soyjak party


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.75578 del
better not be full of troons and niggers


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.75588 del
BRING BACK DECEMBERCHAN YOU NIGGERS


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.77466 del
>>75523
>no onion service
kys





Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.77156 del
this shit sucks, why even bother paying for hosting if noone uses it


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.77229 del
>>77156
Was just wondering why everyone wants to make their own chanboard domain. It's not gonna work unless 8chan goes to shit.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.77465 del
>>77151
>no onion service
kys



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3chan anonymous image board Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No. 76921 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan.net is a newer anonymous image board that is easy to use and has zero ads on it and it currently has 7 boards.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.76926 del
cool will check it out


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.77464 del
>>76921
>no onion service
kys



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I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.
I didn't post any evil or stupid things on the internet recently.
I don't know how to contact the person and find a solution.
Any advice?
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Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.74047 del
sounds like psychosis to me


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.74050 del
>>74014
mihgt as well be jew


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.76508 del
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>>74000
Based schizo trips observed


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.76528 del
>I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.

there is no such thing as safety. if they wanna kill you, they kill you. don't do them the favor of being scared.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.77461 del
>>74000
>Any advice?
Slap that person's ass. Show him who's boss OP



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.76411 del
>>76076
>Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic
Actually yt posts old movies sometimes if you search for them.

Some have ads, but some don't. Try your luck anons.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.76461 del
>>76411
I use an online media ripper to grab anything I desire uploaded to Youtube, one way you can simply bypass the forced site Ads. Plenty of options when it comes to open-source online media downloading software. Just make sure you have the videos encoded correctly (I choose the most common standard x264 AAC mp4 formats because those will play on almost anything today including modern and older television sets).


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.77169 del
Lots of classic movies here, bump to keep this thread alive.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.77312 del
Archiving another based thread.
https://archive.ph/04RJR


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.77458 del
>>77312
Thanks
Keep archiving threads here that are good. You can make a .txt file for them and dump it here if anyone ever wants to see past threads.

Good idea or no?



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Trump UFO Files.zip 3.5 GB Download Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No. 77402 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.77405 del
>>77402
dont download this you retards


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.77412 del
>>77402
it's most definitely a psyop OP
https://www.war.gov/ufo/


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.77413 del
>>77412
OY VEY! Look at them ayyyyyyyys goyim!!!!!

don't look at us losing another disastrous war in the middle east!
don't pay attention to the collapsing global economy and high energy and food price inflation!
don't remember everyone in our government and corporate leadership bought kids to fuck from Epstein!
don't reflect that every damn promise to "Make America Great Again" was basically broken and back flipped 180 degrees going full Bush 2.0!
Q winning!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.77455 del
>>77405
>>77405
lol you know at least someone is going to be curious or dumb enough to do it.



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
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Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.77105 del
>>77063
No it's already dead anon, there is literally nothing of value there today, stop wasting your life away pretending and coping. It's the same reason I abandoned 8chan too.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.77295 del
obligatory bump


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.77452 del
>>77082
>>77082
He's not Muslim though. That's actually and israeli spy/agent who's in every protest photo op


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.77454 del
>>76364
The 4channies are samefagging their uglies megathread again. Keep em in sight since we already know it's them who spam our imageboard all the time.

And other imageboards too. Not just ours



groups are the worst and pokemon Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No. 77440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
if there weren't all these groups, all these governments, all these armies, all these companies, all these religions, all these nations...

...things would be better. groups exist to make things worse. you are born as a pokemon in this world and all these groups roam the planet with their pokeballs looking for you because they think it is okay to waste your life on training you to fight for them. they could just not be pokemon trainers, there is no need to have pokemon battles.

now that i am older i think pokemon is bad for the children, it teaches them to exploit, to colonize, to roam the world looking to enslave and have the dream of having tons of slaves that sacrifice themselves so some trainer can get all the credit and win a badge or a trophy.

sacrifice yourself so that some asshole can have a trophy, pikachu.
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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.77443 del
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is a strange feeling young people probably wont be able to relate to. when you see someone who is young about to repeat your mistake, there is this urge to warn that person but in opposition to that also the knowledge that this person probably gets warned from all angles all day long and just wishes for a break from people warning them about stuff.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.77444 del
this thread is too deep and too dark for you charming unfortunates.

here have some fun meme pictures from my younger days


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.77446 del
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this picture would have been called a life-hack 15 years ago.

good god some of these diy builders on youtube are amazing today.

there is this youtube channel called workshop insider and the dude is amazing. i watch these videos and i feel like an idiot for never having thought of the stuff he does being possible.

https://www.youtube.com/@workshopinsider/videos


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.77448 del
>>77446
this channel could not possibly exist as a book. video is such an appropriate format for this information.



what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.77367 del
>>76057
Easily, I'd ask for as much power as they could give me without infringing upon my liberty in the process.

Why get a genie to grant me wishes when he could make me capable of granting my own wishes for myself?

A lot of the rules of a genie usually make no sense, fitting that the Disney Aladdin pulled them out of Bob igers asshole to serve the plot.

In the original Aladdin story, there were two genies, a lesser one of the ring, and a greater one of the lamp, and the greater one was unable to do one thing which was to give to Aladdin the egg of a roc bird.

The roc was a giant bird that was also a god who had power over the genie of the lamp. So the wish could not be made to retrieve one of its eggs to give to the sultan.

Oh, and another thing, there was this story about an old man and his wife.

The old man loves to fish, and catches a magical talking fish that promises him anything he can imagine in exchange for letting him go. Old dude let's the fish go without asking for anything.

He goes home and tells his wife, who then makes him ask for more and more stuff.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.77370 del
a friend


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.77380 del
>>77370
I feel you.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.77439 del
>>76057
im a simple man
>being able to change how I want to look
>change my personality
>and maybe 3000 dollars in my bank account for a gaming set up