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Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:02:12 [Preview] No. 32542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eat. The. Bugs. (And you'll be happy doing it too!)


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:05:46 [Preview] No.32545 del
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> have chickens
> feed bugs to chickens
> chickens lay eggs
> you eat the eggs
> sometimes eat chickens too


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:45:04 [Preview] No.32565 del
not sure why but anything with a carapace isn't the slightest bit appetizing to me


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:20:27 [Preview] No.32574 del
OP do you live in Canada


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:29:51 [Preview] No.32627 del
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not sure if i want to live in a time where i would have to do so


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:16:33 [Preview] No.34391 del
buuMoop



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Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 22:40:33 [Preview] No. 31124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hypothetically, if I was to suck my own dick, what set of flexibility exercises would I have to perform over a given period of time in order to be able to do that? Asking for a friend of course


sage Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 23:49:57 [Preview] No.31125 del
>reddit moment thread


Anonymous 01/04/2021 (Mon) 06:40:02 [Preview] No.31138 del
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FAGGOT


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:45:26 [Preview] No.32631 del
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just do it. if you cant then the reason is most likely that you are obese and the solution is to lose weight


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.32640 del
>>31124
I think your back would break before that happened OP


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:16:04 [Preview] No.34390 del
bumpoop



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Anonymous 02/12/2021 (Fri) 21:41:47 [Preview] No. 32237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
im thinking about getting a wii 3 (switch), is it worth it?
i was saving till it got real upgrades, and it worked for first big upgrade, but after that theres been nothing whatsoever about the "switch pro"
theres a lot of talk about the switch pro not coming out at least after currentyear
i know about the joycon issues & such, but i don't really care, i just don't want to buy the equivalent of an playstation 1, all to have them announce what basically the PS5 a month later
i just wanna play some nice vidya
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Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:13:49 [Preview] No.32263 del
>>32245
yeah, i've noticed that nintendo has been acting pretty shitty, i was kinda worried about that in a way, but also i don't see how it wold directly affect me that much
i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop
>You can just trade in your old switch for a new pro if it ever comes out anon
i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone
ima buy it /b/ros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.32280 del
>>32263
>i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop

Same here

>ima buy it /b/ros
Cool. Let us know how it's like having it. I was thinking of getting one for the new Smash bros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:53:44 [Preview] No.32281 del
Although this may be a better idea

>i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone

Could be a lot better than buying it for yourself. People love getting gifts. Just be sure that it's for someone who actually likes playing games


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:07:33 [Preview] No.32645 del
So did end up getting it OP? >>32237


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:14:55 [Preview] No.34389 del
Any update on the thread?



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Greatest movie ever? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 02:33:55 [Preview] No. 34177 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the greatest movie ever made? And why is it Killer Bean Forever 4K - Official movie?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qyYHWkVWQ4o [Embed]

**The director for this movie, Jeff Lew, also worked on Underworld: Awakening,
Transformers: Dark of the Moon, TRON: Legacy, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, The Matrix Reloaded, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, X-Men and The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man. Among other things The movie is also unironically good. It starts slow, but really picks up along the way**


Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 23:03:07 [Preview] No.34194 del
well I know what we're watching next movie night


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:50:50 [Preview] No.34322 del
what kind of a bean
is he?


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 03:41:59 [Preview] No.34368 del
>>34194
Unironically give it a shot. You get the impression it's a silly movie at the start, but it gets good from the middle onwards

It was also made single handedly by one guy in the span of 3 years, which is very impressive IMHO


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>>34322
>what kind of a bean is he?

A coffee bean. A bit of a silly choice, but mercenaries and hired guns I.E Killer bean probably need to be awake for long periods of times to carry out their jobs properly. The producer probably decided to run with it

The main bad guy is called cappuccino and has a South American/Colombian accent. What happens to him is...

Well, I'm not going to spoil the movie, so best just to watch it on your own time



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Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:21:53 [Preview] No. 34343 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
happy birthday, Hitler!


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:28:45 [Preview] No.34346 del
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He's be 132 if he'd've managed to survive his first dance party.


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:46:37 [Preview] No.34358 del
>>34346
Did he died?



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Starting a race war the scientific way Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 02:12:55 [Preview] No. 34265 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you want to know how to really start a race war? I know how. Science. It's easy.

> Oxytocin (Oxt) is a peptide hormone and neuropeptide. It plays a role in social bonding...

> Biological function: Bonding, Human ingroup bonding

> Oxytocin can increase positive attitudes, such as bonding, toward individuals with similar characteristics, who then become classified as "in-group" members, whereas individuals who are dissimilar become classified as "out-group" members. Race can be used as an example of in-group and out-group tendencies because society often categorizes individuals into groups based on race (Caucasian, African American, Latino, etc.). One study that examined race and empathy found that participants receiving nasally administered oxytocin had stronger reactions to pictures of in-group members making pained faces than to pictures of out-group members with the same expression. Moreover, individuals of one race may be more inclined to help individuals of the same race than individuals of another race when they are experiencing pain. Oxytocin has also been implicated in lying when lying would prove beneficial to other in-group members. In a study where such a relationship was examined, it was found that when individuals were administered oxytocin, rates of dishonesty in the participants' responses increased for their in-group members when a beneficial outcome for their group was expected. Both of these examples show the tendency of individuals to act in ways that benefit those considered to be members of their social group, or in-group.

> Oxytocin is not only correlated with the preferences of individuals to associate with members of their own group, but it is also evident during conflicts between members of different groups. During conflict, individuals receiving nasally administered oxytocin demonstrate more frequent defense-motivated responses toward in-group members than out-group members. Further, oxytocin was correlated with participant desire to protect vulnerable in-group members, despite that individual's attachment to the conflict. Similarly, it has been demonstrated that when oxytocin is administered, individuals alter their subjective preferences in order to align with in-group ideals over out-group ideals. These studies demonstrate that oxytocin is associated with intergroup dynamics. Further, oxytocin influences the responses of individuals in a particular group to those of another group. The in-group bias is evident in smaller groups; however, it can also be extended to groups as large as one's entire country leading toward a tendency of strong national zeal. A study done in the Netherlands showed that oxytocin increased the in-group favoritism of their nation while decreasing acceptance of members of other ethnicities and foreigners. People also show more affection for their country's flag while remaining indifferent to other cultural objects when exposed to oxytocin. It has thus been hypothesized that this hormone may be a factor in xenophobic tendencies secondary to this effect. Thus, oxytocin appears to affect individuals at an international level where the in-group becomes a specific "home" country and the out-group grows to include all other countries.

So basically oxytocin is a hormone of nationalism.

The only thing I have to do now is to promote oxytocin supplements among people of my own race (Slavs) and at the same time promote oxytocin blockers (oxytocin antagonists) among the enemey race (Germans). That will cause my people to become more nationalistic and our enemies to become huge cucks.

We are going to win after all!
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Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:21:38 [Preview] No.34325 del
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>>34318
It's true. Everyone needs Jesus: even the fucking retards.


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 16:33:15 [Preview] No.34330 del
its old news OP. Cambridge Analytica and Russia already did this. they scienced and put orange supremacist loser trump into white supreme house and


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:46:27 [Preview] No.34335 del
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white cops killing black people three times a day is one way to keep a race war going


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:26:33 [Preview] No.34345 del
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>>34335
Cops all told only kill something like 500 niggers a year. That's less than 2 per day. Black cops are _more_ likely (almost twice, actually) to kill a black suspect than white cops are on a per-incident basis. Which, ignoring all the beaner cops and the rare asian cop (outside of SeaTac and Clownifornia) means that white cops only kill around 350 niggers per year. Or about one a day. Which is not a very good start, if you ask me.


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>>34330
Great impression of a retarded person.



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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:02:18 [Preview] No. 34250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
THIS IS NOT A TEST, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST.
Blowfish thread, we already came knocking, we now tearing the door down.
Not much to shill if it’s BASED on facts:
You can see plain and simple on the site that there’s still plenty on the road map but we’re already
brining up cool shit and good numbers.
Community-focused memecoin. No dev-wallets, no private-sales or other shady sketchy shit.
Devs straight outta the comunity and main-dev (it’s his passion project, we just helping out with menial shit) is FAANG, don’t act like he needs your pocket-money to make it to the end of the month lmao.
There’s a lot of kinds of memecoins. Blowfish it’s not JUST your hehefunycoin.

We already got up and running the Lottery that am not gonna explain because, yeah
put in blowfish -> smart contract & Bogtools’ RNG Oracle (cop BOG too, don’t be that daft) -> vrrrrr -> win 95% of the pool and other 5% gets burned.
Do take part to the lottery because it’s most likely the last time around we do it with blowfish instead of BNB to make liquidity more stable.
Might as well be the last time you wanna touch your Blowfish

Tomorrow we got cooking up the BIG, BIGE release that made us blitz imageboards all around the globe beside this one and general telegram crypto groups to find an intrested userbase and possibly new useful additions to the community and the project:
Cryptopuff, the Blowfish NFT that you get out of the lootcrates that you get by staking BNB-Blowfish for a 1-6 month lockup period - the more you cook em the better chances it’s gonna be more valueable.
Obv beside internet credibility and proving your mom wrong about the internet money nft are gonna be a big focus for the next part of the shit we putting out: marketplace to trade em and sell em, minigames, arena to fight and all the likes. please don’t rat us out to Nintendo

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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:33:03 [Preview] No.34252 del
the game dApp is gonna be pretty interesting but yeah let's see the NFT tommorow and NFT marketplace real soon !


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.34253 del
>>34250
Based blowfchads rise up


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>mfw bought in at 0.003


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>>34250
this nigga came in yellin
n sheitt but hasnt said anything
since. what is this sheeit? Im tryna
make my bread you heard me baby?



Borderline mom? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 20:45:39 [Preview] No. 34188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is my mom a borderline, or are most moms just this dramatic?
>tells me she loves me one moment
>other moments when she’s angry she’s called me evil, her enemy, a liability, a weight on her shoulders, useless, a loser, and the devil
>one day i merely suggested that she should take it easy on the diet coke and try drinking only water, considering that i’ve been drinking only water for half a year and its helped me tremendously
>she chimped out and screamed, “you know what anon? Fuck you, i can do whatever the hell i want, i don’t want to see your face ever again”
She usually apologizes and feels bad with what she tells me but she just does it again after. She thinks that most moms are like this. Is this true?
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I want to marry your mom, OP, so I can get roaring drunk and beat the ever living shit out of you when you get done with school.


Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 19:41:27 [Preview] No.34217 del
>>34188
Your mother is borderline. Please move away as soon as possible as she will only get worse. Her mental illness is a terrible disease but you need to protect yourself. I'm sorry if that hurts but you need to leave, anon.


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Call the BBS!


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:22:28 [Preview] No.34259 del
She's a little bit fucked up, OP, sorry man. Maybe you're sometimes getting some anger and frustration that she really feels about something else directed at you because you're there. People do that a lot. We can't choose our families. What we can do is try to improve day-to-day interactive dysfunctions, but that's about all I know. The details of how and what to do are highly dependent on individual interactions and could use the help of a trained family counselor kind of person (which you could talk to first without your mom ever even knowing just to see if you thought there might be anything worthwhile down that road)


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.34320 del
tell your mom to sniff my butt



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Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 21:40:32 [Preview] No. 34024 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
where should I invest my money?
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Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.34126 del
>>34072
dont fuck with SPY


Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 18:30:02 [Preview] No.34131 del
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>>34117
i think you just explained why the modern internet exists. those people just develop shit without understanding how harmful the thing they create will be to the society


Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 11:06:59 [Preview] No.34142 del
I've been misreporting my income to the IRS for 4 years and made a lot of extra money.


Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:10:19 [Preview] No.34268 del
Made $9,000 on dogecoin, and everyone IRL I told called me an idiot/gambler.. they just jelly?


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:40:05 [Preview] No.34299 del
>>34268
nah u are an idiot gambler the only problem is if you replaced dogecoin with the stock market people would think differently
they shouldnt
-die4israel