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secured phone please Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No. 73897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm not looking for solutions like installing GrapheneOS on a Pixel phone. Google services will remain enabled. I’m looking for a solution that operates as a separate module and goes far beyond traditional antivirus software; one that can directly detect and block malicious code in RAM, continuously monitor kernel, system, and application files, and instantly detect attempts to infiltrate the system via zero-day and zero-click attacks.
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sage Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.74118 del


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.74179 del
>>74118
USSA Today.


Anonymous 01/23/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.74231 del
Rescue the USA from Mossad


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.74277 del
true form islop ai succubus


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.74334 del
>>74118
Collapse of an empire.



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It is claimed that the skulls of people who say they see jinn contain a brain chip belonging to ✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿. As examples, it is alleged that Koray Kamacı and İsmail Ernur Yılmaz, who broadcasts on YouTube, have a ✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿ brain chip in their skulls.

It is claimed that four different tools are used to disable this brain chip: a Tesla coil, an EMP circuit, an electromagnet, and an adjustable frequency generator. It is alleged that when a very powerful electromagnet capable of carrying heavy loads is held against the skull, the chip will be damaged. Similarly, it is claimed that if an EMP circuit is obtained and brought close to the skull, the chip will be harmed.

For the adjustable modular frequency generator to be used, it is stated that a frequency measuring device is first obtained, and the probes of this device are touched to the skull to determine the number of hertz of the square-wave frequency produced by the chip. Then, it is claimed that the detected frequency is entered into the adjustable modular frequency generator, and by touching its frequency output to the skull, the chip is damaged.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74258 del
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Easyfix.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.74259 del
✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿=mossad


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.74270 del
These can also affect neuron functioning and lead to a decraese in mental capacity, so surgical operation is the safest method.


Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.74293 del
>>74260
CIA's time to be independent from Mossad has come.



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why is it wrong to have sex with your sister?
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Anonymous 10/14/2025 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.71654 del
I don't have a stepsister but I wish I did. We'd be fucking like crazy in secret for years then when parents have split, we'd get married and get into new social circles that don't know we were stepsiblings. Then I'd fuck her pregnant.


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.71705 del
>>58543
Because people who ask such questions shouldn't breed.


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.71706 del
>>71157
tl;dr


Anonymous 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.72069 del
remingtoncorelokt22-250


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.74261 del
Bumpp



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my productivity thread 111 Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No. 57853 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
my productivity thread (ignore i guess)
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Anonymous 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.70967 del
>>57853
>(ignore i guess)
no


Anonymous 09/05/2025 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.71012 del


Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.72652 del
Americans said that they hated freedom 100 years ago because the environment was dirty, there were murders, and medicine was dangerous, but the US is now a police state and the environment is still dirty, there are still murders, and medicine is still dangerous.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.74238 del
>>57853
ok then OP



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Saying every slur i can remember Anonymous 10/12/2025 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No. 71621 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nigga, nigger, chink, chingchong, cracker, no-purpose flour, mayomonkey, faggot, queer, wetback, niglet, common negroid, beaner, borderhopper, do not redeem, dyke, fag, chigger

Comment below which ones I missed
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Anonymous 10/20/2025 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.71789 del
>>71684
Yeah why can't we have a calvin and hobbes comics dump thread instead of OP's meh tier thread? It's way better than seeing OP newfag here.


Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.71803 del
>>71789
If I had more than what I could scrounge up from one or other shitty search engine (and they are all shit) I would.


Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.72454 del
You missed the Jews.


Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.72476 del
Isn't a chigger a mite???


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.74237 del
>>72476
>>72476
>Isn't a chigger a mite???
Yes it is



it's not over. it never began.
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.74054 del
>>73969
Source of images?


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.74120 del
as a moid am i allowed to also want the top ones or is that bad


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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.74202 del
>>74159
there are men who like being pegged



Privacy Search Engines Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No. 71079 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.72804 del
vrfrt


Anonymous 12/12/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.73252 del
vsd90


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.74155 del
>>72794
Americans no longer have a say, the government does whatever it wants and so do the crooked politicians, there is a two-tier 'justice' system now.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.74156 del
test123


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.74185 del
The youth aren't even using search engines anymore because they are too lazy to do their own research, they rely more and more on whatever AI tells them without having to think for themselves. The world is doomed.



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Best method to rope myself? any tips would be helpful


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.74105 del
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>>74046
Take 10 xanax tablets and get drunk


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.74108 del
>>74105
That would probably just knock him out after two hours once the benzos kick in. I used to abuse benzos and get drunk myself when I was addicted many years ago. Glad I got off of them and won't touch them ever again.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.74119 del
best method is to not do it at all. go find an artistic outlet, go outside, and find a reason to live.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.74139 del
>>74046
I'm in the same boat as you...

make sure the drop is 2 meters, (better to be safe than strangle yourself) then you're death will be instant. I'd recommend finding a tree and jumping off, If the drop is too long your head will pop off (still minimal pain though), too short and you'll strangle (a lot of pain).

I would continue to live but I have nowhere to stay with good people.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.74166 del
Well, shit man, look a few posts up. That dude looked happy going out.



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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.



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Papa Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 71820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hip cool papa
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.72566 del
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.72568 del
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Even school was better back in the day.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.74154 del
Based boomers got to experience the real America before it all went to complete utter fucking shit.