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Working as an Auto Tech and wondering what laptop is best reccomended for processing pdf diagrams, everytime I use them outside of a browser things like zomming or fast scrolling causes a stutter, I need one that can react and process pdfs swiftly.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.78310 del
Get a refurbished Dell or Acer laptop. Something that should only cost you around $200. Wipe the OS partition and install Linux or a preactivated bootleg of Windows 7. Install Libre Office, it's free and you can read and create pdf files. Libre Office has pretty much everything that Microsoft Office has but without needing registration or having to pay for it.

Oh, and don't ever bother telling ZOGbot management what you use today, they'll gripe and complain and squeal like pigs when you don't suck Microsoft's cock.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.78312 del
>>78285
>>78310
For an decent operating system search here:

Linux: https://distrowatch.com/

Free Windows Bootlegs: https://crustywindo.ws/

Most Linux operating systems already comes with Libre Office btw.


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.78355 del
Even France and Germany are dumping Microslop today. Linux and open source software is definitely the future. If you still need Microslop just go with the free debloated bootlegs. I would recommend having a small DVD binder full of various bootable ISOs of Linux distros and other preactivated bootlegs, perhaps some data discs full of your favorite software too. Buy a couple refurbished PCs and laptops, set some aside as future backups/salvage. That way you are always good. You cut out the control freak government demons and greedy corporate parasites.



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Best Alternative Search Engines 2025 Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No. 74832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

🔍 DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
🔐 Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
🛡️ Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
✨ MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
🇪🇺 Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
🔗 Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.
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Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.78316 del
>>74832
duckduckgo and brave search are bad options. Don't use them


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.78328 del
MyAllSearch + Brave for me


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.78336 del
>>78328
just localhost searxng via docker its simple as that


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.78338 del
W11+edge+bing for me


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.78347 del
If the government can force you to buy insurance, what's to stop them from forcing you to buy snowblowers and boats, too?



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Nigger faggot Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No. 77518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ii hope he gets covid + hanta virus and every other deadly virus in his gay retarded state.
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Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.77540 del
>>77536
called op brown and retarded


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.77543 del
>>77534
I'm not into the operation trust "Q" soviet-style psyop bullshit, you must think I'm fucking stupid. No seriously, the virus is fear porn to scare you enough into willingly conceding your individual liberties so stop falling for that govt-psyop horseshit.

As for Asmongold I think he gamed the system pretty well for himself. Never took out massive predatory student loan debt. Never caved to political correctness. Made lots of money just speaking his mind. Never gave a flying backwards turd what others thought about him while doing it. Parties with cockroaches. What the hell, cool gig.


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.77548 del
>>77540
Imagine defending someone just because he's white and retarded, and admitted online to being mentally ill.


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>>77543
Poor Asmongold. Now that everyone knows he's a cuck, nobody respects him anymore.
Can you believe he stood up to a defamation lawsuit and the girl still left him for another guy? All he did, he fixed up his house. He hired a crime scene cleanup company to clean his house. All for a vagina that another guy is filling... Zack "the cuck" Hoyt



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How do people get citizenship and money in Russia if they can provide valuable info? I'm genuinely curious. Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No. 78321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I would assume the problem is too, that once you're their soil, any demands can be dismissed.


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.78325 del
>>78321
From what I've heard Russia is pretty strict. They will grant you citizenship but they will be keeping watch of you, overtly or covertly. You also have to learn and follow their domestic laws, you have to take classes to learn and speak the Russian language, from what I recall it is mandatory. If you say you are a political dissident from the West you might be accepted but there are rules to follow and you will have to go through their whole bureaucracy.



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http://lovcat362rm7lhthiptfm2xz22zi36sw4hxwrfwmitzbhw2deszlbbad.onion/

To the police and hackers please help

please destroy this sick page, it is unimaginably sick

please do not watch at your own risk.
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Anonymous 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.78068 del
>>78066
bc government tyranny is dangerous and isnt the goal of a collective effort, its the goal of very few forcing their beliefs on the majority, and throwing them in prison/ killing them if they dont oblige. its completely different


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.78293 del
OK since nobody looked I did. It's people doing vile acts to animals (mostly cats). And I believe the servers are in China since little to no animal laws exist there.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.78294 del
>>77945
>"You just believe this because you want to jack off to kids without anyone doing anything about it."

It's not Child Porn. It's a video platform where people torture/kill animals for everyone that has the server link can see.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.78296 del
>>78294
yeah i was using that as an example, they are both deplorable. child fuckers and people who torture animals should both be killed


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.78319 del
>>78296
I vote woodchipper.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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I am OP Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.75391 del
Need to post some more content here fr fr


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.75701 del
Bumping instead of porn dump thread #4545214


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.76221 del
Purrrring


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.78317 del
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A cat’s cerebral cortex contains 250 million cells — just one million fewer than a bear’s! This is in spite of a bear’s brain being 10 times larger than a cat’s.

Not only do cats have emotions (as anyone with a cat knows), the part of their brain controlling emotion is almost identical to a human’s.

Cats can get a form of motion sickness from watching fast-moving objects on a screen. The intensity a cat experiences this type of distress can vary between felines.


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A typical house cat shares 95.6% of its genome with tigers

Cats often dream while they’re sleeping.

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack by a third.

Cats can jump up to seven times the length of their tails.

Cats have approximately 285 degrees of sight.



Formatting Micro SD Card To FAT32 Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No. 78208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello there,

I'm wanting to know firstly if it's okay to ask this here and to know if anyone here might be able to help me out.

I got a Mechen X56 MP3 player end of last year and recently got a Samsung EVO Plus Micro SDXC 1 U3 1TB Card to be able to store more of my music onto the MP3 Player but I'm having issues of it being read on the player but because of limitations on modern computers there is no way to format it to FAT32 on the computer.

but I have found out that there are third party software that you can use to format FAT32 but I'm not sure which one to use and I installed that one called Rufus but have got absolutely no freaking idea what the hell I'm doing on it and don't want to just start randomly clicking things in hopes I don't end up screwing it of completely and wanted to ask if anyone has any idea what hell to do here what one or ones would be the best to use

thank you


Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.78209 del
>windows
lol

Using rufus, launch the program (as admin), select the correct drive, click the File System dropdown and select FAT32, leave everything as default and then just click START, don't do anything else; read what rufus warns you about if it does.

Mind that any kind of reformatting will ultimately delete the files present on the drive so make a backup if you care about them and if it's possible for you.


Anonymous 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.78228 del
>can't reformat to FAT32 using Windows 11

LOL modern Windows operating systems suck so badly.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.78268 del
Bro doesn't know what Linux is. WinBlows this WinTard to promote microslop.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.78269 del
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>>78268
SO TRUE, king. Saarnix is the future for intelligence people, only cumskin maderchod is still use winslop hahahaha 🤣🤣


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.78290 del
>>78228
Bill Gates was questioned at the supreme court about being in the Epstein Files. Instead of being at the island he could've made the WIndows OS better.



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YT channel mega thread Anonymous 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No. 70278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.
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Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.77627 del
E;R for lulzy cartoon and movie criticisms


Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.78100 del
David Hoffman predicted the coming "Information Age" back in 1970s when he was interviewing random workers as well as computer experts for an old 1979 television documentary back in the day. This was long before the days of the internet, long before average Americans families had a household personal computer.

https://www.youtube.com/@DavidHoffmanFilmmaker


Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.78118 del
Think smarter and more creative:

1. Do not verbosely describe your video in the whole title. Come up with better phrasing.

2. Do not 100% relying on YouTube. Use it to as media presentation so the people who know you can dig more and get themselves into other platform that is more freedom and not YouTube.


Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.78134 del
>>78118
I always download videos from YT that I wish to keep. Plenty options exist for ripping online videos for long term offline storage.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.78275 del
>>78100
Informative channel. What a flashback.



Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

[email protected] is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.78266 del
>>78236
>yeah idk why he's even talking in this thread,

i like laptops, i should be here, stop pretending that i am nothing but an asshole who otherwise doesn't try to contribute to the thread.

is a complicated feeling, you are probably to inexperienced to relate. i want op to have his dream come true but i also wish he was smarter.

>all he needs for e-ink is some $200 refurbished laptop

if it was that easy i would just take some old thinkpad i have around, take out the screen, add my screen in a frankenstein way but the problem is that this is using too much power.

when the monitor literally draws 0,5 watt while other monitors draw 5-10 watt, i am not gonna just use some old thinkpad that runs at ~25watt and then have the total poweroutputbe 25,5watt. that's silly.

i want to pair it with something that is as ridiculously power-efficient so i can power the whole thing of any powerbank regardless how weak. a computer so low in energy consumption i never feel like wasting electricity when just leaving it on all day. that way i could stop using smartphone alltogether most days and i believe smartphone to be shit.

>meanwhile a lot of use do power-demanding things

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Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.78270 del
>>78266
You use e-ink and a laptop lol end of discussion, retard. Are you also that guy who makes shitty 360p videos?


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.78271 del
>>78264
>why is it shitty when it was tailor made to my exact desire
Your malfunction is that because you're content with shitty things, you think others who have to use better gear because of work or hobbies don't really need them. That's nonsensical and means you're a boomer on pension jealous of others. Secondly, notice you said "tailor made" to your desire. That means that a particular configuration, not worse, fulfills some desire. You edit 360p kiddy porn videos and read e-books and for that your configuration is enough. It's not enough for 3D modeling, gaming, serious multimedia production or anything these other guys mentioned.

It's like a geriatric on a bike telling a car owner what gear he should use, the "discussion" doesn't make sense and that's why you were told to kill yourself


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.78272 del
>>78266
>when the monitor literally draws 0,5 watt while other monitors draw 5-10 watt, i am not gonna just use some old thinkpad that runs at ~25watt and then have the total poweroutputbe 25,5watt. that's silly.

25 watts is not that much power. Hear me out. With a 2TB magnetic laptop drive costing around $120 today you could load that laptop full of e-books and compatibility software to use them even when completely offline. You could run that kind of cheap refurbished laptop off any 12V battery and cheap 250W inverter for 24 hours before having to recharge the 12V battery. The 12V battery will cost you more than a power inverter, get a solar trickle charger for it and you can charge the 12V battery with sunlight. If you have 2x 12 batteries you can rotate them, charging one and using the other in the meantime. That's what I'd consider doing if I were you.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.78273 del
>>78272
>2x 12 batteries
2x 12V batteries, pardon the typo.




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