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hiiiii
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.76850 del
dont care, faggot.


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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.76881 del
>>76821
You really have to dig for the existing obscure online rippers but there are still some out there, here you go.


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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.77592 del
good shit



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Haylee iirc Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No. 77581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
girls with really really really really Small feet

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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.77589 del
>>77585
I want this hot chick to sit on my face while giving me a foot job.



Cucked Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No. 77332 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Guys, you won't believe me, but it's true: I know a girl who is right-wing—bordering on ultranationalist. She reposts videos about "remigration," "tradition," and the like, and on Facebook, she has followers who wear Thor Steinar gear and similar stuff. Yet, in her private life, she sleeps with Turks and other foreigners. One guy was an Indian guy who while we were playing Skribbl.io drew me sucking on black dicks, and she actually pretended to fuck it. Later, when we were out together, she sent the Indian guy over to flirt with her just to humiliate me and she even grabbed him by the ass! WTF? It felt like some kind of humiliation ritual. But wait, there's more she attends a church called "Shalom OT" meaning she's Jewish—and she does all this just to make Nazis or nationalists look bad. Oh God, the Jews really will try anything.
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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.77576 del
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And there I saw the One to Whom belongs the time before time, and His head was white like wool. With Him was another being, whose countenance had the appearance of a man, and his face was full of graciousness, like one of the holy angels. I asked the angel who went with me [...] concerning that son of and who he was, and whence he was, and why he went with the One to Whom belongs the time before time.

He answered and said to me: 'This is the son of man who has righteousness, with whom dwells righteousness, and who reveals all the treasures of that which is hidden, because the Lord of the spirits has chosen him, and whose lot has the pre-eminence before the Lord of the spirits in uprightness for ever. This son of man whom you have seen shall raise up the kings and the mighty from their seats and the strong from their thrones, and shall loosen the reins of the strong and break the teeth of the sinners.'

And at that hour that Son of Man was named in the presence of the Lord of the spirits, and his name before the the One to Whom belongs the time before time. Yes, before the sun and the signs were created, before the stars of the heaven were made, his name was named before the Lord of the spirits. He shall be a staff to the righteous whereon to stay themselves and not fall, and he shall be the light of the gentiles and the hope of those who are troubled of heart. All who dwell on earth shall fall down and worship before him, and will praise and bless and celebrate with song the Lord of the spirits. For this reason has he been chosen and hidden before Him, before the creation of the world and for ever more. The wisdom of the Lord of the spirits has revealed him to the holy and righteous; for he has preserved the lot of the righteous, because they have hated and despised this world of unrighteousness, and have hated all its works and ways in the name of the Lord of the spirits: for in his name they are saved, and according to his good pleasure has it been in regard to their life.

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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.77577 del
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The lion represents the Messiah, whom God Most High has held back until the end. He will be a descendant of David and will come and speak to the rulers. He will rebuke them for their wickedness, their sinfulness, and their contempt for God's ways.

While they are still living, he will bring them to judgment, condemn them for their sin, and destroy them.

But he will have mercy on the rest of my people, those who are left in my land; he will set them free and make them happy until the end comes, the Judgment Day about which I told you at the beginning.

"That is the dream you had, and that is its interpretation.


Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.77578 del
>>77332
closest thing ive read to a /qa/-era post in years, thank you.
>>77334
>>77530
autists like you dont deserve internet privileges, your just not capable of understanding or participating in anything that isnt completely literal. With every passing year more and more of (You) leech onto our communities and forums only to disrupt the intended vision.


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Picture of me as babby
and Stevie
You can tell we're related
Perfection

I could die going out satisfied that I knew what I wanted



Welding Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No. 70889 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
......Why is America SOOO Obsessed with welding?, don't get me wrong welding is a fantastic skilled trade and career path but they seem to be overly obsessed with it.
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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.77570 del
>>70889
Never really thought about it before but we are kind of obsessed, huh? I know cousins who have been welding since grade school and can have multi-hour conversations about it.



Dawn Hikari, Fuck My Butt. Anonymous 05/15/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No. 77568 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just Do it LooserBoy.



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Nigger faggot Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No. 77518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ii hope he gets covid + hanta virus and every other deadly virus in his gay retarded state.
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Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.77534 del
>>77525
WW1WGA


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.77536 del
>>77518
OP What did he do?


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.77540 del
>>77536
called op brown and retarded


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.77543 del
>>77534
I'm not into the operation trust "Q" soviet-style psyop bullshit, you must think I'm fucking stupid. No seriously, the virus is fear porn to scare you enough into willingly conceding your individual liberties so stop falling for that govt-psyop horseshit.

As for Asmongold I think he gamed the system pretty well for himself. Never took out massive predatory student loan debt. Never caved to political correctness. Made lots of money just speaking his mind. Never gave a flying backwards turd what others thought about him while doing it. Parties with cockroaches. What the hell, cool gig.


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.77548 del
>>77540
Imagine defending someone just because he's white and retarded, and admitted online to being mentally ill.



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American Dad - A 2000s Movie Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No. 77328 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else here would also love to see someone anyone turn American Dad into an actual real life Porn parody AI Film with all of the actors and actresses featured in it.

Where most of all, Hailee Steinfeld's character Hayley is seen always giving the guys she has sex with footjobs all of the time to finish them off?


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gb sex scandal Rocks Greta Thunberg's Boat Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No. 77331 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
looks like our little Greta has been involving herself in sex romps on her boat and there's also leaked videos of it now floating around online and apparently some of which are actually also of Greta having group sex with a bunch of older men with a couple other girls round her age and the dudes are all like in their late 40's
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Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.77496 del
down syndrome pron look on that guys face.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.77499 del
test....1,2.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.77506 del
>>77331
wont believe it until I see a vid of her getting mating pressed


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.77507 del
>leaked videos of it
>floating around online
and yet you choose to not post them nigger faggot, literally kys


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.77538 del
>>77507
OP is an israeli propaganda bot



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Why would pedophiles like spanking children? Anonymous 08/15/2025 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No. 70729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Apparently some pedophiles like spanking children. I came across some that have an onion forum for it. I even found some Russian guy asking in a public vk post for images from them: https://archive.today/https://vk.com/wall501760301_2

A little later, I coincidentally came across this cracked article, and it mentioned the site as well.
https://archive.today/20200913221449/https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html

That's where pic related is from.
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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.77361 del
>>77360
>>77359
>>77357
>>73431

So wrapping back around, how does this relate to pizza enjoyers?

Well, if a big guy and a small girl gets together when she is as small as can be, and they start to do it together, she develops a pair bond with him, and her body becomes acclimated to his DNA, optimizing her chances of giving him offspring when she becomes capable of it.
For the guy, he's going to be able to make her fall for him even when he's a subthree, and once that's locked in, it will persist for life, plus he gets access to a lover whose never been used before, and so lacks the microchimerism that makes her a low quality incubator, and mist importantly he has full access to her entire reproductive window, since he was in before she had entered into it.
Does it cause her pain? No, it doesn't. You've been lied to by the powers that be, and you took it on faith because, why?
How would they know to tell you? Why would you believe them? And even if we accept on faith that it were true now, how would we know it would still be true if things were different (say post legalization)?
Its not true, in fact it would be the best smex of her life, even in the case where the subthree has a microdicklet to match his face.
This subfive has valuable genes, not in looks but in the places that would matter to the eventual creation of the ultimate lifeform, which as we covered is the entire point of existence.
He also might have those low eumelanic traits that are so important, as well (Hitler had blue eyes and fair skin).
And for him, the pid0pill is probably the best chance he has for procreation.
I should remind you that there is nothing in the bible that days it is wrong, anyone who tells you otherwise can easily be shown to be full of bullshit by actually reading the chapter of the bible they cite a quote from, or by looking at the meaning of the words in the quote that they are taking an English translation from in the original language.
Take a look at our history, as things became more jewed, the position we took towards age relations got tighter legally and morally, this is how even the furthest right of the third position national socialists of today are actually still socially cuckservatives, just of a looser variety.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.77362 del
Damn, I made some typos, hope you can still read what I intended to say. Well I guess I'll finish up on religion. Since I started my ethics journey with god.

god is the superking, back in the day kings made you follow orders with a might makes right (by deciding who is left) principle of the strong doing as they please and the weak suffering as they must, this remains the care today FYI.
Well the king and his men can't have their eyes everywhere to catch every subject who disobeys him, so they cleverly invested a suoerking who can see everything and who will punish you after you have died, conveniently the one time when your punishment cannot be verified, and the punishment will be the worst possible pain you could ever experience, delivered unto you forever, while obedience is rewarded with the greatest pleasure one could receive delivered to them forever, but once again only after you are dead.
It's a scam, a con, but we are invested in it because they were also smart enough to make us tie our entire identities to it, its in out art, culture, and government, throughout history. That's western religion in a nutshell.

I took one fork of the Eupythro dilemma, that of accepting divine command theory that anything can be good if god says it is, and went from there to ask why it is that what god says is good, is good.

But the other lath is to say that god is making reference to some third source of goodness, and the end of my reasoning led me to that conclusion, the ultimate lifeform.

And I could further speculate that the reason the ultimate lifeform is of such importance is probably because that's the only way at least some part of the universe can know itself, and perhaps peek out at what lies beyond its boundaries.


MODS Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.77365 del
Feds/LEA honeytrap

I hope mods blam this crap and report the feds posting this shit to the feds.

We are getting it on zzzchan as well.

All the altchans are being flooded with this type of stuff.

Antimaps are Jews, the same Jews who are enabling the elites operations to raep lolis IRL.

Honestly the far right of /pol/ needs to seriously consider their position on this topic because its probably the most important thing to consider.

As of yet they are helping the kikes out by policing the maps at the bottom who are getting their loli loving down without the approval of the chosen people representatives.

By partyvanning the poor lolicons, the overlords who monopolize the provision of cracking miners are protected in their hegemony on the market, and all the utility this position gives them (a lot, because every third man loves little girls, and every second man would be lying when they say they didn't, the popularity of loli drawings is evidence to this).

Its like a drug Lord whose cartel seizes some Latin american country and makes the government pass laws that make their drugs more illegal and the drug laws more strongly enforced with harsher penalties for using.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.77382 del
>>70776
Speak for yourself I'm very interested in learning something new about something I know I'm both unfamiliar with and likely being lied to about by mainstream soyciety.


Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.77516 del
>>71081
We accept that spanking and circumcision don't mess up kids, so they don't.

We accept that having sex with adults or watching videos of kids doing such harms kids, so it does.

The map argument that the thing which harms kids is more how society reacts to their experiences than the experience itself holds weight.

They've done experiments on manufactured trauma, having a kid play with a toy car, then having the kids mother act like the toy car is hurting this child, and seeing that now the kid is scared of the toy car. That's how traumatic experiences form, they can be anything and we can condition people to be traumatized by the experience through administration of protection and recovery.

Taboo is the origin point of trauma, they learn what was done to them was bad, they learn that they should feel bad about it, they know its something that now distinguishes them from others in a significant and negative way that they should conceal, they feel like the other, my idea is to take a bunch of kids and make them all feel victimized by something completely innocuous.

Suffering is relative, when everyone is totally blind, a one eyed man feels like a king.

The pain of being disabled is living among able-bodied people as the normal state of things, it would be far more bearable if everyone lacked the same functions, because then they are just as capable as everyone else.

It's comparison and societal environments that creates traumatic experiences.



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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.76997 del
>>73537
AbdurRahman ibn Abu Layla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ﷺ) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ﷺ) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!
Sunan Abi Dawud 5224

You kuffar have no idea what the religion of Allah entails.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.77394 del
You spammed me with suggestions of suicide throughout my entire life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.77395 del
>>77394
This is Isis. Kill yourself right now.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.77493 del
Auditory hallucinations are not self inflicted. Fuck you, Isis.