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Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:03:43 [Preview] No. 34608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
mfw i find where mom hid the paint thinner
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Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:44:19 [Preview] No.35402 del
i am lonely again
it is only me on this board now
šŸ¦ŠšŸŽ² 4 isreal

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:50:13 [Preview] No.35404 del
sadly im never alone cause i got you a fucking imposter gang stalking me riding my cock 24/7 and youre too scared to show your face because you know i have a licensed CC pussy bitch
-di e 4 israel

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:16:09 [Preview] No.35423 del
stop gang talking me
i have a licensed concealed carry pussy
i'm going to snap
-di e 4 isreal

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:18:01 [Preview] No.35425 del
>concealed carry pussy
Sorry, mate, but despite the axe-wound you'll never be a real women.

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 15:53:02 [Preview] No.35822 del
d i e 4 i s r a e l

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Shitmerica Anonymous 02/11/2021 (Thu) 10:52:51 [Preview] No. 32189 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shitmerica is full of inbred Kikes and Shitskin Niggers.
Is anyone else awake?
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Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:51:55 [Preview] No.35731 del
OP is, and always will be, a faggot.

Shitmerica does not ban political opposition groups like Vladimir Putin Trump-McConnell puppeteer does when he gets too afraid of dissent. Shitmerica Stronk. Shitmerica storm Capitol after loser boy loses. Shitmerica bust down the doors and chant "Hang Mike Pence!" while Putin puppet McConnell cower in basement and Putin can't do shit about it. Shitmerica has no idea what up or down even is anymore but Shitmerica Fuck Yeah anyway.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 05:18:41 [Preview] No.35735 del
Do you ever get tired of trolling all the time? Or are you genuinely mentally ill?

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 17:35:35 [Preview] No.35737 del
homozilian space agent defense force

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:49:40 [Preview] No.35792 del
Shitmerica is crap, but what can be done?

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 14:58:17 [Preview] No.35821 del
Time to move on then, how is Europe this time of year?

Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 21:12:10 [Preview] No. 27327 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
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Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:20:06 [Preview] No.35804 del
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Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 04:55:39 [Preview] No.35805 del
>Which of these is illegal?

The enormous amount of illegal content that gets posted there every day and never gets deleted. He probably downloaded some and got a warrant for him. k*hl saves your IP and will give it out btw

>It's impossible to secure an image board against this.

On endchan, which is a very small board compared to others, it is a minor group of people doing this that has been identified numerous times.

Please read the thread

sage Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 04:57:12 [Preview] No.35806 del
>all of this shitty k*hl content

Go back to your k*hl contantiment cage faggot

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 23:26:36 [Preview] No.35818 del
I'm getting the distinct feeling that both of you have a hand in the spam we get here everyday

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 00:44:54 [Preview] No.35820 del
your dog is so stupid, if I were to be a dog I would not be like your dog, I would be a smart and clever dog

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Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 09:49:59 [Preview] No. 35772 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is your time to shine, endchan. This is your chance to put endchan on the map. The Chinese rover doesn't have an animu chan, and the first artist to make one will go down in history!

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 14:12:58 [Preview] No.35782 del
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Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 21:53:22 [Preview] No.35795 del
Looking forward to the what endchan can make up

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 00:37:15 [Preview] No.35819 del
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>Looking forward to what endchan can make up

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 20:34:57 [Preview] No. 35813 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
matthew aka rodent aka die 4 israel, why did you take Freech.net offline?

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 20:49:01 [Preview] No.35814 del
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its fucking disgusting. what the fuck is that?

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 22:26:30 [Preview] No.35817 del
mathew will never die 4 pissrael

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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 07:10:50 [Preview] No. 34517 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i want an emo gf
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Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 16:23:12 [Preview] No.34700 del
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I want the streets to run red wtih the blood of phonefags.

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:24:55 [Preview] No.35390 del
I want to have a conversation with someone who isn't possessed but we all can't get what we want.

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Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:00:11 [Preview] No.35800 del
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It's nice that we all agree on something for once.

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Germanic Anunaki: Growing evidence for Teutonic race being of alien-demonic origin Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 08:30:13 [Preview] No. 35807 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Germanic Anunaki: Growing evidence for Teutonic race being of alien-demonic origin

What is the origin of the Germanic race? We are told that they spawned in Scandinavia out of nowhere around the time of Julius Caesar. We are supposed to believe that Germans have popped out of icy holes in the ground somewhere in the freezing North. Some historians would like you to believe that Teutons just one day grew out of a glacier somewhere in the polar regions. That is nonsense of course. The problem is that nobody in the West wants you to know the true origin of Germanic race, because it is a story forgotten for millennia simply because they need it to be forgotten. The truth about the origin of Teutonic race was one of the most guarded documents of the grand library of Alexandria. That's exactly why the library had to be burned to the ground. They knew if anything remains, then the world will remember the story that was supposed to be forgotten forever. Germans need the story to vanish from the world. However they miscalculated. Burning down the grand library of Alexandria did not erase the story from knowledge completely. Parts of the story remained and were passed down vocally from a generation to generation. I am going to tell you that story, but before I do I have to tell you about my research on this topic first.

I have spent years piecing this story together from various little fragments raging from archeology and linguistics through anthropology and history to evolutionary sociology and astronomy. The most interesting evidence has to be the linguistic evidence and so I want to take a little bit of your time to talk about it.

Ever wondered where did the word "Deutsch" come from? Most linguists tell you that the word is derived from old Germanic word "theodisce" or "theudiskaz" which itself comes from proto-Germanic "theudo", which comes from proto-indo-european "teuta" and that's where they kinda stop, often claiming that it was word for "the people" or "of the people" or something like "of common population". What they don't mention however is the similarity between the word "Teuta" and the word "Teufel", which was probably originally pronounced "Teutel". You can already see the similarity between the words Teutel and Teuton. What does the word Teufel mean then? It means the Devil. Why is the Germanic name for the Devil similar to the name they gave to themselves? Because they know that's what their heritage is. They are the children of the Devil. They are descendants of ancient race of devil worshipers. And not just any Devil worshipers, but alien Devil worshipers.

Now, I realize that's a big claim to make and you are free to express disbelief, but only after you have read the full story. You will see that it makes a lot of sense. Let me tell you the story that I have painstakingly put together from story fragments that have been passed to me from a generation to generation. Let's start at the beginning then.

It happened millennia ago, but probably not as long ago as you might think. Assuming that the travel from Alpha Centauri to Earth can be done realistically in 100 years by using light-sails or nuclear propulsion technology. Even if we assume that Anunnaki were just as bad at humans at space travel and they still used the standard chemical reaction propulsion technology, it would not take more than 6300 years to travel that distance. So we can assume that we are still talking millennia and not tens or hundreds of millennia ago. But I digress.

Few millennia ago, on the planet known to us as Proxima Centauri B, (but to Teutonic Anunnaki as their home planet Nibiru) there was an alien race called the Anunnaki. They were probably technologically a bit more developed than we are now. They were already very experienced space travelers when it comes to nearby planets and it seems they were making plans for the first interstellar travel as well. For this purpose they started to build a large space ship, which might have been a basis for the story of Noah arc. But then something happened. A cult w

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 08:32:08 [Preview] No.35808 del
But then something happened. A cult was born. Big part of the Anunnaki society have been tempted into joining a new cult of Devil worshipers. The Anunnaki society got split in half. On one side you had the followers of the old ways who kept worshiping a large pantheon of Anunnaki Gods, on the other side you had the Children of the Devil (die Kinder des Teufels = Teutons). For all we know the situation escalated quickly into full scale nuclear war. That day most of the population of the planet was wiped out. But a certain part of the population survived. Unfortunately they were the Teutonic devil worshipers. They knew that they can't survive on a planet that was poisoned by radioactive dust and plunged into thousand years long nuclear winter. And so they have decided to leave their planet behind and go to Earth. They managed to steal the Noah Ark space ship and left their planet forever.

And it seems they made it. They have landed on Earth approximately 200 BC in the northern tip of Scandinavia. And from there they spread like a plague. And together with the Germanics the Devil worship spreads as well. They have never forgotten their Devil father and kept worshiping him throughout millennia. Even today they bring him many sacrificial victims. The Second World War was actually one big sacrificial feast for their Devil master.

To be continued...

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 20:52:08 [Preview] No.35815 del
>the consistency and speed at which this place births schitzo's is truly magnificent

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 17:04:36 [Preview] No. 35812 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Iā€™m a BBW webslut who loves showing off. Enjoy šŸ˜‰

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 17:03:11 [Preview] No. 35811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Iā€™m a BBW webslut who loves to show off for guys to see and enjoy.

Freedom Anonymous 03/16/2021 (Tue) 06:46:56 [Preview] No. 33040 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this site one of the last bastions of free idea exchange?
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Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 20:18:45 [Preview] No.35661 del
You can send email anonymously somehow.

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 22:16:06 [Preview] No.35720 del
Whats the saying again, liberty or death?

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 23:14:18 [Preview] No.35721 del
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give me liberty or give me meth.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:40:36 [Preview] No.35761 del
Only a few left, everything else censored.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 13:06:54 [Preview] No.35810 del
How long does freedom have left?
We are headed towards a new dark ages.