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Anonymous 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:55:28 [Preview] No. 29649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

futaba style imageboard
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Anonymous 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:08:30 [Preview] No.29652 del
sooo the main page is up but the individual boards aren't?

Anonymous 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:04:09 [Preview] No.29660 del
Some nigger is spamming your site. You may want to enable a captcha (even though it rhymes with cancer, because captcha are cancer).

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:44:15 [Preview] No.29663 del
should work on some stuff

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:44:43 [Preview] No.29670 del
cool, my post about their /b/ being flooded is there

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:49:35 [Preview] No.29671 del
fixed installed wakaba

Avanon Feedback Anonymous 08/08/2020 (Sat) 07:37:18 [Preview] No. 29576 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey! I'm trying to test out an ERP project I've been working on. Right now its a bit of the drop in and play style of 4chan's /erp/ threads combined with some of the quality of life features from Discord like being able to attach a picture to a post by copy and pasting. Profiles will be coming soon. Feel free to pop in and give it a try!


Any feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 04:36:57 [Preview] No.29603 del
what's an "avanon" or E.R and P fam?

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 14:51:43 [Preview] No.29618 del
Just a guess but I think ERP is "Erotic Role Play"

Anonymous 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:23:19 [Preview] No.29639 del
>Just a guess

Yeah, right.

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fyre Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:04:52 [Preview] No. 29665 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:11:19 [Preview] No.29667 del
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you really a horsefucker?

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:16:56 [Preview] No.29668 del
wrong stolen police horse vid

Anonymous 08/14/2020 (Fri) 16:22:47 [Preview] No. 29661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey guys, lets watch the bee movie

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:56:37 [Preview] No.29664 del
You only get one sting. Why would you waste it on a squirrel?

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Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 15:52:17 [Preview] No. 29092 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A woman's husband died. She falls in love with one of her husband's friend at the funeral. Later she kills her son. Why?
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Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 16:28:53 [Preview] No.29100 del
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Yes it's a riddle. I'll post sauce.
Happens in hentai many times.

Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 16:35:14 [Preview] No.29104 del
no offense, but Japanese are bad storytellers. Their stories are always so convoluted

Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 16:50:55 [Preview] No.29105 del
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Yeah I agree, this one was pretty pretentious at times.

I'll post answer to riddle btw - don't open spoiler if anyone wanted to read that manga.

Anonymous 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:49:05 [Preview] No.29635 del
whatsit called?

Anonymous 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:59:01 [Preview] No.29662 del
an even harder version of this riddle skips the fact that she fell in love

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 02:27:36 [Preview] No.29374 del
Not a link but this is important.

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 04:59:06 [Preview] No.29375 del
that sounds hot, I wish I paid more attention in science class

Well, isn't that just delicious? Anonymous 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:57:19 [Preview] No.29647 del
I was trying to get it to post five different images, one from each gallery. That last one was an example from the "Sprialing Food" gallery.
I'll just post this one rotating cake since I'm lazy. The "Rotating Food" galleries alone contain over a thousand GIFs, many of which are this quality or higher.
Satisfaction Avenue contains the most satisfying GIFs I could find. You'll have to check it out to find out how great they are:

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Anonymous 08/04/2020 (Tue) 01:48:57 [Preview] No. 29513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you look at all of these recent posts that are pretty much "email me in my highly suspicious email domain, guys" and "click on this highly spammed botnet chan guys", showing up here all of the sudden. Nothing suspicious and deceptive about them at all. Just normal people that excessively spam a practically dead board. They look honest enough In fact, let me email them and go to their botnet right now.

What's the worst that could happen? Could be fun!!

But honestly. You're not fooling us. There's like 2-3 people here and we're never going to fall for any of it. Why you came back and posted the same thing is a mystery cuz you're payed to do it or are just scam artists
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Anonymous 08/06/2020 (Thu) 20:42:23 [Preview] No.29548 del
Its the constant influx of retards that think that their shitposts pass as high-quality threads that everyone will love. The shitchan spammers have been here for over a year now, and we've always just ignored them.
I don't know why the underage faggots even bother coming here, since the type of posts they make would be far more accepted and loved on 4chan than here where they'll just die from old age with no replies. Could also just be spammers/shills, although I don't know why they would be targeting this place of all places (Although don't expect to understand the mentally ill). Last year this /b/ was significantly higher quality than it is now, and you could have deep interesting discussions. Fuck these school kids doomed to work at minimum wage jobs for the rest of their life and complain about the top .1% on social media. You will NEVER be wealthy, and your complaining won't change anything.

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 04:56:25 [Preview] No.29609 del
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>Stop being paranoid and post your credit card numbers along with the security codes and your full name

Well, I don't see why not. You seem like a reasonable guy, mr anonymous. My card number is:

1234 6969 6969 6969
Month/Year is 06/09

Name is under Mr Big Dick The Master Minge Lick

I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences for me in the future

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 05:01:20 [Preview] No.29610 del
>Last year this /b/ was significantly higher quality than it is now,

Man, old end/b/ was soo cool. I miss it

>Fuck these school kids doomed to work at minimum wage jobs for the rest of their life and complain about the top .1% on social media. You will NEVER be wealthy, and your complaining won't change anything.

Pretty much tbh

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 05:04:33 [Preview] No.29611 del
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My posts ends in 69. Swell meming I just did

Also, my credit card just got maxed out a few minutes and closed out. My card got charged for some bogus charges and every purchase made recently is made out to someone under the name of "the hacker formerly known as 4chan".

Do any of you guys know who this "4chan" person could be? My credit just got tanked because of him

Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:11:51 [Preview] No.29625 del
Let's get some nachos.

glob Anonymous 08/09/2020 (Sun) 04:12:04 [Preview] No. 29592 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is there still a right person on that site?

Anonymous 08/09/2020 (Sun) 07:16:53 [Preview] No.29593 del
on glob? what is glob?

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Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:45:00 [Preview] No. 29493 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
shit guys i just had a fucked dream
>i wake up
>its middle of the night, dark rainy
>i'm a bit confused & tired
>i go into the hallway & hear talking
>my dad comes from the corner talking with my mother
>they're talking about having to go to the hospital (mom was critically ill)
>dad tells me they're going to the hospital & asks if i wanna come
>one of my dogs is alive next to my other dog, and they aren't fighting to the death either
>shit in the house looks different too
>then i realize
>i'm 3-5 years in the past
>at this moment i feel fucking horrible
>(that was both pretty much the worst period of my life because my abusive mother was alive; and it was also shocking to be in the past)
>i immediately try to pinch myself, but my nails aren't sharp so they don't "hurt"
>i try getting something to hurt myself but everything just becomes a blur as i think "oh god oh fuck what the hell"
wake up

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Anonymous 08/04/2020 (Tue) 02:51:04 [Preview] No.29516 del
Try putting a fan or A/C on before going to bed

Anonymous 08/04/2020 (Tue) 23:50:06 [Preview] No.29524 del
I had a false wake-up dream like that when I was younger, but worse.
I remember my mom woke me up for school, but I'm really tired, so I sit there still sleeping. Then my mom tells me to wake up again, more angry this time. I get up and prepare myself for school. It's a long ass day, and I'm tired as fuck. I get on the bus home,and then my mom angrily tells me to wake up (for real this time.). I'm pissed because I had already "Done my time".

Anonymous 08/05/2020 (Wed) 01:19:07 [Preview] No.29526 del
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i got 5 fans (turbine fan included) & a swamp cooler right next to me when i sleep lmao
its fucking 99 in my room with 50% humidity, kill me

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Cool story, OP. I don't let my dreams be dreams anymore. If there's something I want, I go out and fucking grab it. Bull by the horns and all that. Good luck being a sadcvnt or whatever. It's never too late to reach down deep in yourself and make your dreams come true. Picrel.

Anonymous 08/05/2020 (Wed) 07:21:38 [Preview] No.29532 del
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three things

Write down your dreams.

Keep track of anything odd in the waking world.

Don't panic or be paranoid.

lol Anonymous 06/02/2020 (Tue) 16:46:04 [Preview] No. 28542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how to hack a facebook?

Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.28562 del
1. Place book over face
2. Grab hand axe
3. Violently hack at book

Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 20:46:41 [Preview] No.28574 del
Delete Systems32 from your computer OP

Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 23:21:35 [Preview] No.28577 del
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I did that and nothing happened

Anonymous 06/04/2020 (Thu) 02:50:38 [Preview] No.28584 del
>go to archive.is
>enter the url of a private fb page
>change the url to mobile by doing m.facebook.com
>make sure no login required shit is in url
>press save on archive.is

Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 21:11:37 [Preview] No.29505 del
no werkie