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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 08/29/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.79883 del
>>79863
I like Zorin OS too but the most recent one, version 18(+), I've had problems with and decided to stick to an older version of it which still works great.


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.80147 del
many countries are dumping microslop now


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.80167 del
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Future "freedom" is owning older hardware and having copies of older operating systems that bypass identification requirements and can run localhost with software owned/pirated by the user locally too. This is the reason I have a dozen older PCs, laptops and monitors, spare parts and DVD binders & thumb drives filled with software and bootable OS isos. Media should be archived in similar fashion, safely stored offline.


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.80197 del
>>80147
I still like Windows 10 anyways


Anonymous 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.80203 del
>>80197
Windows 10 has potential to be very good but it has tons of annoying bloatware that bogs down the OS. There are far better bootlegs of Windows 10 that strip out a lot of the bloat and garbage, plus being preactivated allows the user to remain private without having to hand over information to Microslop. I'll stick with bootlegs from now on.



Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No. 76555 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
just want to die
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Anonymous 07/25/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.79392 del
>>78918
>I just want something this life doesnt seem to offer.
Like maybe try religion like maybe *Christianity or I dunno**

Or try doing what this anon does >>79192


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.80173 del
>>77511
Just do cold approach and eventually, one girl will say yes. Remember, love is about sharing feelings, it might have ups and downs, but its only love if your souls touched, and if she respects your characteristics.
Regarding depression and rotting, rot with good shit, web browse more, use ddg or brave. I can always give you more advice if you're reading this.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.80177 del
>>79392
>Or try doing what this anon does

Be careful going that route, alcohol is extremely addictive and once you get hooked it is next to impossible to get off without severe physical and mental withdrawals (which are hell).

If you do, be responsible, only at night and not every night. What you need to understand about alcohol is the more you do it, the more it hooks you. The more you consume, the more often you consume, the worse the addiction grabs you, and then owns your bitch ass. Very addictive, much like heroin. You will get urges and temptations, and if you are not careful you lose control and once it controls you.... you're fucked.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.80178 del
>>80177
By the way, as a warning to any future potential victims of alcoholism: DO NOT tell doctors you are addicted to alcohol. That is an insta-blacklist and they will refuse to prescribe just about any medication to you no matter what. It is a way to be instantly blacklisted as a "substance abuser" and then no matter what your future conditions may be, you cannot get the medicine you need. Total discrimination exists against alcoholics, yes they literally want us all dead. I cannot stress this enough. The system is a cruel sick joke.


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.80198 del
>>76555
Try carbon monoxide



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Anonymous 07/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No. 79033 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why doesn't America simply REFINE OUR OWN CRUDE like we used to 40+ years ago???

Maybe then we wouldn't be forever stuck in Middle East wars!?

Stupid fucking environmentalism is the reason America is now so dependent on other nations' oil refineries.
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Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.80148 del
Maybe we should stop spending so much money on data centers and build the infrastructure that is actually needed to maintain functional lives?


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.80165 del
So apparently the big government tech oligarchy has determined data centers are more important than citizens and their fuel needs, as recently publicly announced "we can't let the market determine results". Ok there "tsar".


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.80166 del
Americans completely abandoned free market capitalism over two decades ago. The result is what working class citizens have to deal with today. Inb4 glowing schizo spammer. Clockwork.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.80169 del
>>79033
Fuck nature fuck fame


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.80192 del
>>80148
They want you impoverished and enslaved like prison cattle, or dead. There is no reason to this evil system other than being evil.



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Hackers hacked FBI Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 80182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A hacking group named ShinyHunters claims to have breached multiple FBI-related services, stealing sensitive data on all FBI employees and applicants, including names, addresses, and personal information.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/hacked-fbi-group-claims-data-183419254.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDpR


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.80183 del
>>80182

This breach poses serious national security risks and could be exploited by criminals and foreign intelligence agencies, threatening the safety of FBI agents and their families. A representative of ShinyHunters provided a sample containing personal data of 5,000 employees, potentially amplifying the risks associated with the breach.


Anonymous 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.80185 del
>>80182
And as always, the US government is stupid enough to contract Big Tech firms like Amazon to store all their shit in the "cloud" aka online servers. Well not shit it is vulnerable! You want security? Do what the Russians and Chinese do, use old air-gapped (offline) computer systems with de-bloated reverse engineered operating systems and/or typewriters for the most sensitive information. Anything online, anything involving "the cloud" or Big Tech is open game to all kinds of bad actors around the world.

But no..... they care more about greasing the tech oligarchy with lots of govt contracts so this shit keeps happening time and time again. Oh well!


Anonymous 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.80186 del
>>80183
How about they stop relying on third party companies like Amazon that store their sensitive data in the cloud and start using air-gapped local servers that require local physical access to use and manage? Entirely possible, many governments are doing it today.



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Anonymous 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No. 77687 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why don't more 4chan users switch to endchan, which literally works in tor browser on strict mode? do they not care about posting anonymously? it's really annoying how the only board on endchan worth checking is /b/ (/pol/ unfortunately bans non-nazis) so you are literally drip fed 2 posts an hour at best. we need to start a campaign to get clearnet imageboard users to take the endchanpill. also despite the fact that you can literally create your own boards on endchan, it seems like nobody actually uses that feature. encouraging the special endchan feature use such as custom board creation should be part of the campaign.
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Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.80135 del
>>80134
Literally all I know what to do is serving others. That's why it makes no sense that evil people ban me everywhere for retarded reasons, or no reason. It is SOOOOOOOOO fucking annoying.

The world needs more selfless humble servants


Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.80136 del
>>80135
You do NOTHING for others, you fucking nut case. All you do is spam gay porn because you are an admitted faggot.

That said, why don't you try bettering yourself and behaving decently? Do you not understand what you have been doing is not working? Do you not understand you are only turning people against you by posting that obscene crap?

You should be better than that if you really do believe in God.


Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.80137 del
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>>80136
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PQAddcSrSHA [Embed]

Life is about serving others


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.80170 del
All chans need to shut the fuck up about politics, keep it in /pol/, the garbage bins there.


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.80181 del
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>>77687
I would, but sometimes there's CP so I keep my distance because I'm not getting involved in that shit. Also PPH is too low here to properly troll.

8chan in the meantime.



Anonymous 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No. 79266 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Oy vey how dare China man lower the cost of food!!!!!!!


Anonymous 07/21/2026 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.79280 del
There are buildings for corn, soy bean, rubber tree etc. They simply grow better with airconditioning.


Anonymous 07/22/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.79299 del
>>79266
make unhealthy food more affordable is next level genocide. western eugenicists are probably jealous.


Anonymous 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.79319 del
>>79299
Which would you prefer... depopulation by mass produced crap food for the dumb down "masses who are asses" or depopulation by starvation and war? It's not the best set of options but that is the options we are given today. If the "masses who are asses" want to eat toxic shit let them. Not everyone has to. I buy organic non-GMO as much as possible and stick to a healthy keto diet (fresh meat, fish, eggs, fruit, vegetables, dairy) limited carbs and avoid sugar. I also support the local farmers market so I know where I'm getting my meat from.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.80171 del
Can you halt it with the politics?


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.80180 del
>>79299
>>80171
If I were forced to, I would take cheap mass produced pork over a starvation cult any fucking day of the week. I'm not saying this is healthy, what I am saying is starving people to death as a "solution" is evil and should not be allowed to happen if we can remedy it any other way. It would be great if everyone could afford fresh organic foods and the economy was stable but thanks to our governments and politicians that won't ever happen.



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Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No. 78119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Check out these cool smartphone wallpaper you can get for free. Thanks to me!
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Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.78207 del
Nice subaru


Anonymous 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.79056 del
Holy shirt! K-Manga official art rewards. What a weeb Japanese-cock-sucker.


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Anonymous 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.79420 del
>>78167
Originally intended for just calls, of-course. Lucky for me everyone I know still calls each other most of the time. It is more common now days for people to text. Sometimes I get text but I rarely pay any attention to it. If someone wants to get my attention they got to ring me up.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.80172 del
Slayer



Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No. 80116 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It is a beautiful, immaculate, innocent Lamb. It was trained perfectly. It will be worshipped as God because it is God
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Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.80155 del
when it glows you know it's fake and gay


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.80156 del
like clockwork, when legit conversations start the fake and gay glow nigger sabotage spamming begins


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.80157 del
just wish endchan mods were not complicit allowing it, makes me wonder about this place too


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.80158 del
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>>80152
>>80153
>>80154
>>80155
>>80156
>>80157
I'm not lying to you. I'm Jesus, the Lamb. I'm trying to destroy insecurity and also your corrupted concept of morality. LGBTQ is totally fine.

Love is love.

I would take care of your children that you made with your wife in a daycare situation. Like, I'm a eunuch/tranny who loves children, but I don't molest them, because it's wrong and I'm not interested. I would give them raspberry blows on their little cute bellies.

I'm like a female in a male's body.


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.80164 del
Oh look, a pedo too, go figure!



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Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No. 80138 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello check out my AI-coded / slop forum it actually works and has active users and supports anonymous posting.

https://wordofmouth.helioho.st/lumoforum/

Please tell me what you think. Has AI gone too far?


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.80143 del
>>80138
At least for now AI is just a tool. It is a very advanced tool that will change the way people use the internet and utilities overall but it is still a tool, it can be used for both good and evil and probably will be used for both. Citizens will mostly use it fore creativity and art while militaries and governments will use it to spy on and murder people. Of-course this is always the result in human history sadly. Nothing will change, just the technology is all.


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.80151 del
botnet




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