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manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.77073 del
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all the stuff i would use a calendar for, i only write on the left side. i just make a plan of the things i am trying to do that day. i roughly try to write it next to the hour were i intend to do it. especially the left side does not have to be time-accurate. it might be, but on some days i have no idea so i just write it at the top, left of the 0.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.77074 del
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now the final step is that when i do something, i don't write it on the right side, that is too cumbersome. instead i make a quick circle around it and then i draw a line to when i did it on the right.

i noticed something in my efforts that was always missing from my planning: on some days i would not do the things i had plans, because i thought of way better things to do. i would make the executive decision to make even better use of my time and change plans mid-day. i wanted my calendar to reflect this in a celebratory way.

then some days i would look at my calendar and it would depress me that i got so little done that i had planned but then i remembered what i actually did (this was before i invented the 2-columns) and i was struck with my own stupidity: WAIT A MOMENT, WHAT AM I DISAPPOINTED FOR, I DID SOMETHING WAY BETTER THEN I HAD PLANNED AND MADE EVEN BETTER USE OF MY TIME AND I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT AND FELT BAD FOR NO REASON! WTF?!

with this harmony of the left and the right side i thought it was easier to leave room for being spontaneous because too much planning makes everyone a dull boy i'd assume.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.77161 del
>>77041
>which needs to be repartitioned and everything re-installed and reconfigured which will take a while

i remember the days where i installed windows and installed all the programs and set up the browser and changed all the settings in all the places and in all the programs and just hating the process.

now using linux whenever i set up a new computer, i just copy over the entire homefolder and down to the gadgets on the desktop everything is how i want it.

i hated windows so much (and it is so much worse now). i curse them for having no respect for the user whatsoever.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.77184 del
decisionhelper

i've finally managed to do something i have been wishing for for a long time. i wrote a program (well 3 seperate simple linux bash scripts that i call program but of course this is as ghetto as it gets) that decides for me on what to do next.

until i started playing with this i had no idea what a crazy overcomplicated maze my decisionmaking process is.

see i noticed that i like to spend way too much brainpower on finding completely meaningless afterthoughts, which kind of keeps me using my brain and deepens my understanding and broadens the range of my analysis but then i focus so much on tiny differences that i lose sight of what i was actually about to do, which is trying to decide what to do next; searching for more little advantages and tiny synergies that just waste my energy and make me feel exhausted for accomplishing nothing.

first script helps me automatically create a textfile in a specific folder. i give the thing a name, i assign it a priority value between 1 and 9 and a rough estimate how many minutes it will take. the txt gets created, opens automatically and i can write notes underneath the few variables i assigned at the top.

second script is where the magic happens. when i execute it, the script asks me how many minutes i have time. lets say i have 18 minutes until i have to go somewhere. it then searches through all the text files what i wrote into the MINUTES variable that takes 18 minutes or less (without including those that take longer). so now i have a list of txt-files that are within the time i have. the files appear on the list as many times as i have set in PRIORITY; this means something with priority 2 will appear twice on the list. now from this list one txt files gets randomly selected and this txt files opens for me in my default txt editor called kwrite. this way the more important things have a higher chance of being picked.

the reason this is genius: i circumvent my awful decisionmaking process. i can just say GIMME ONE! and POOF instantly one file opens and i can work on it.

third script is when i am done with a txt file and i want to remove it from the pool, the script just asks me it's number (i just have a counter that goes up so that each txt i create has a unique number i can search for), i write the number, the script finds the textfile which has the number and moves it into the completed folder itself without me having to juggle files.

this is exceptionally convenient to use because i found a way to execute these scripts from my desktop-gadget. see the three buttons on the bottom left? (plus sign, playbutton and red x). i might change the playbutton into a dice symbol but this is wonderful convenient.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77185 del
>>77184
forgot the screenshot.

i kind of like having the moment of creation separated from the moment of execution like that because that way, i give my subconscious a chance to have insights and daydreams about it. because...

...one way to come up with good ideas is to think hard and another way to come up with good ideas is to not think at all.



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The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No. 77182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download

https://archive.org/details/the-action-bible-gods-redemptive-story-sergio-cariello_202604
https://www.mediafire.com/file/zrztw75yknpx2lj/The+Action+Bible-+God's+Redemptive+Story+-+Sergio+Cariello.pdf/file


The Action Bible

The Action Bible is a retelling of the Judeo-Christian Bible in comic book form written and edited by Doug Mauss and illustrated by Sergio Cariello for David C. Cook, published in 2010. Andre LeBlanc's 1978 The Picture Bible was a major influence on the project.

Plot
The story is very similar to the Bible however some parts are modified both to fit the medium, and to fit a younger audience. The story is split into two major parts, the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Historical events
The book includes mentions of Alexander of Macedon and the celebration of Hanukkah as well as the arrival of the Roman Empire in Israel.

Global distribution

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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.73754 del
>>73243
Your upset mood is showing behind all that "ultimate right" rhetoric. Why can't you speak honestly? "She didn't express love towards me and I feel hurt and unwanted". See, I did it for you. Truth heals, as Jesus said.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.75460 del
what?


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Post stupid whore who won't press charges.


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.75844 del
>>73754
drones do not want to be loved or desred. if they did, they wouldnt commit rape


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.77181 del
>>73497
What if the dumb slut has to go on literal schizo meds? Is that basically the same thing?



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76076 del
>>50177
Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic TV movie in High-res 720p which is really cool because in the past we had to rely on the old shitty 480p VHS rips. Although cheesy it was an entertaining movie to watch.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.76215 del
Bumpin


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.76411 del
>>76076
>Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic
Actually yt posts old movies sometimes if you search for them.

Some have ads, but some don't. Try your luck anons.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.76461 del
>>76411
I use an online media ripper to grab anything I desire uploaded to Youtube, one way you can simply bypass the forced site Ads. Plenty of options when it comes to open-source online media downloading software. Just make sure you have the videos encoded correctly (I choose the most common standard x264 AAC mp4 formats because those will play on almost anything today including modern and older television sets).


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.77169 del
Lots of classic movies here, bump to keep this thread alive.



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.77167 del
I've actually watched some of his videos before. While I don't agree with everything he says and sometimes he comes off as an idiot, he's not that bad. Honestly he can be amusing at times.



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Did mossad carry out the White House attack ? Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No. 77158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mossad organized the White House attack.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.77162 del
>>77158
proof?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.77166 del
Maybe. His approval ratings were slipping big time, rightly so over the stupid Iran war for the Greater Israel project. Even if you are a die hard conservative you know damn well this is not in America's interest and will have a huge negative impact on our economy and way of life long into the future. Was it a set-up to boost his ratings and support for the war? Maybe.



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Crazy Times = Crazy Deaths Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No. 77089 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
24 year old Italian gay online model kills himself during the COVID pandemic hysteria in Italy. Decided to make his death to stand out, by trying to masturbate as he was suffocating to death. But obviously did not know that for a male body to get a full erection while suffocating and thinking about death, is impossible. As the result, instead of "rock hard" died with only slightly erected. But still an impressive way to die.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.77129 del
cool


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.77165 del
Sexy legs and thighs. Very smooth soft skin. What a sad waste.



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Fellow Anons - Need your thoughts a new website concept (V2) Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No. 58743 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Concept: Structured topic rooms with infinite branching. Each topic can have subtopics which again can have subtopics etc...

Thank you for your valuable feedback earlier, much of which has been incorporated into the current iteration:

- Post truly anonymous, no login is required. Posting behind proxies such as tor and even without js is allowed.
- Post text, images, short video and even voice chat.
- No tracking, No data collection and No routing through cloudflare tracking.

Try it out, and let me know what you think. Post away or make a topic of interest. Any feedback is highly appreciated and will likely be implemented.

site: https://depvana.com/
feedback: https://depvana.com/topic/4
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Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.75388 del
>>71588
>Your mind is warped by social distancing. Try turning off all your electronics and staying outside for four hours daily minimum for two years. Don't even have to try talking to girls yet, baby steps, Rome wasn't built in a day.

It literally looks super photoshopped. THe fuck u talking about?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.76413 del
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Bumping this thread up. Keep it alive 4ever!

Is the OP/Depvana owner still here?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.76540 del
>>76413
Agree, far better than the discord spam and endless AI porn threads.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.77060 del
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Long term plans or current plans for the site OP?


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.77157 del
>>76413
>>77060
Thanks guys, yeah I'm still here from time to time.

There has been lots of improvements with more to come. I will be making an announcement soon with status and long term outlook for what will be Depvana v2.0.

In the mean time, keep the feedback flowing and don't hesitate to recommend the site to others if you like it. Cheers,





Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.77156 del
this shit sucks, why even bother paying for hosting if noone uses it



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Mainland Chinese are some of the least competent humanoids on earth. I don't call them human because they don't act human and treat human life like garbage.

What you see in China that looks like a civilized high-tech first world society is just that, the appearance of something. They build tall buildings with flashy lights and no plumbing. They build escalators that eat people instead of taking them to the next floor. People who drive there don't know how to use the brake pedal. They weld people into their apartments to try to control a cold virus and the people burn to death when the building catches on fire. They collect oil out of the sewer and use it to cook food that they feed each other. They build entire cities where nobody lives and the cities disintegrate after just a few years because the construction is so shoddy. They have to import food because their soil is so full of toxins that they dump into the environment after manufacturing worthless plastic crap. They kidnap girls and turn them into sex slaves for the village because they have so many extra men because they abort females or stick them on piles of dying female babies because of their stupid backwards culture. They destroy thousands of years of culture and tradition because they think it will bring about their retarded communist delusions. They hunt animals to extinction just to harvest body parts like fins and penises for their stupid superstitious nonsense. They decimate fish populations in the ocean with their retarded and extremely destructive and wasteful fishing practices. They hoard ridiculous amounts of food that goes to waste and watch their neighbors starve.

If you look into China you will find nothing but horror and evil and barbarism and backwardness that you wouldn't think is possible in the past 5000 years.

If you think these insects have the ability to successfully self-govern you are deluded. They can't even make baby formula without putting poison in it.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.77138 del
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No. Dehumanizing 1.4 billion people as "insects," "not human," or the "least competent humanoids on earth" is factually wrong and lazy thinking. Every ethnic group on the planet has produced both extraordinary achievements and horrific failures. Han Chinese (the vast majority in mainland China) are no exception—they're fully human, with the same biological capacity for competence, morality, cruelty, and innovation as anyone else. Broad racial essentialism like this collapses under scrutiny. Let's cut through the rant and look at the actual evidence on your specific claims, without sugarcoating or excusing real problems.

Real problems you mentioned (with kernels of truth)

You're not inventing these out of thin air. China does have systemic horrors rooted in its political system, history, and incentives under the Chinese Communist Party (CCP):

Food safety and baby formula: The 2008 melamine scandal was deliberate fraud for profit—companies faked protein tests in diluted milk, sickening hundreds of thousands of infants. Gutter oil (recycled sewer grease used in cooking) has been a documented underground problem for decades, though Beijing has run repeated crackdowns. Soil contamination from decades of heavy industry is severe in parts of the country, contributing to why China imports massive amounts of food despite being a top producer. These aren't isolated; they reflect weak rule of law, local officials chasing targets over safety, and a culture of cover-ups.
Shoddy construction and "ghost cities": "Tofu-dreg" projects (cheap, rushed builds that crumble) are real—collapses, sinking skyscrapers, and poorly maintained infrastructure happen. Many planned cities from the 2000s–2010s sat empty due to overbuilding driven by local government debt and real-estate speculation. Some have indeed degraded faster than expected because corners were cut on materials and oversight.
Zero-COVID extremes: In 2022, authorities did weld doors shut and lock people in apartments during outbreaks. Tragedies like the Urumqi apartment fire (where residents couldn't escape) killed people. It was authoritarian overkill that treated citizens like livestock to control a virus.
Demographics and social horrors: The one-child policy (1979–2015) created a massive gender imbalance—tens of millions of "missing women" from sex-selective abortions and infanticide. This fuels bride shortages, human trafficking, and village-level exploitation of women. It's a direct result of backward cultural son-preference amplified by state policy.
Environmental and cultural destruction: Industrial pollution has toxified rivers and farmland. Overfishing by Chinese fleets (often illegal or destructive) has devastated global stocks. The wildlife trade—shark fins, tiger parts, bear bile—for traditional medicine drives poaching and extinctions. The CCP's Cultural Revolution (1960s–70s) and ongoing censorship did bulldoze millennia of tradition for ideological purity. Mao's famines killed tens of millions; modern echoes persist in state-driven waste and hoarding for "food security."


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These are not Western propaganda. Independent reporting, leaked data, satellite imagery, and Chinese dissidents document them. The CCP's system—top-down control, no free press, incentives for officials to lie and suppress bad news—makes quality control, accountability, and long-term planning worse than in open societies. Rapid urbanization (moving ~600 million people to cities in 40 years) amplified shoddy shortcuts.

What your rant gets wrong (the overgeneralization)

Not "appearance only" or universal incompetence: China didn't fake its high-speed rail (world's largest network), EV/battery dominance, solar panel production, or smartphone manufacturing scale. It leads in patent filings in some fields and has a massive STEM workforce. Billions have been lifted from poverty. These aren't just "flashy lights"—they're functional systems built by millions of competent engineers, workers, and managers. Incidents like escalator accidents or brake-pedal ignorance happen (bad driving is a noted issue), but they're not the norm everywhere. Major cities have modern plumbing, airports, and subways that move millions daily.
Not unique to "Mainland Chinese" DNA or character: Taiwan (majority Han Chinese, democratic) has high-tech industry, rule of law, and safe consumer products. Overseas Chinese communities often outperform averages in education and income in the US, Canada, etc. Singapore (multi-ethnic but Chinese-led) is a first-world success. The difference? Governance and institutions, not blood. The CCP's Leninist system selects for loyalty, crushes feedback, and rewards short-term GDP over safety—that's the rot, not some inherent "barbarism" gene.
Exaggerations weaken the point: Not every building lacks plumbing or "disintegrates after a few years." Not all food is sewer oil. Not every driver ignores brakes. China produces and consumes vast amounts of safe food domestically; imports are driven by demand and economics, not total soil collapse. "Hoarding while neighbors starve" isn't current policy—it's more about strategic reserves amid global supply fears. The "hunt to extinction" and fishing issues are real but driven by profit and superstition, not some unique evil.

Bottom line on self-governance and baby formula

The 2008 formula poisonings (and echoes in other scandals) prove the system fails at basic safety for something as critical as infant nutrition. Profit + weak enforcement + fear of reporting bad news = corners cut. That's why trust evaporated and imports surged. But post-2008 reforms, heavy state oversight, and market pressure have improved things—domestic brands now dominate sales again because many parents accept the risk for price/availability. Failures persist because the incentives (authoritarianism + guanxi networks) haven't fully changed.

You can criticize the CCP's track record harshly—its body count, surveillance state, and environmental recklessness are among the worst in modern history—without pretending 1.4 billion individuals are subhuman. Many Chinese people hate these same problems and risk prison to expose them. The "horror and evil" you describe is real in the system's outputs, but it's the predictable result of centralized power without accountability, not proof that Chinese people are uniquely incapable of better. History shows populations under bad governance act badly; give them better rules and feedback loops, and outcomes improve (see South Korea, Japan post-WWII, or Taiwan).

If your view is "the CCP and its enablers are a disaster," that's defensible with evidence. The rest is just rage-fueled stereotyping that ignores counter-examples and human complexity. Truth-seeking requires precision, not blanket contempt.


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>>77138
Thanks ChatCBT.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.77149 del
>>77131
>They kidnap girls and turn them into sex slaves for the village
Sounds like a good deal, where can I sign up?