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Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 21:12:10 [Preview] No. 27327 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
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Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 00:35:31 [Preview] No.29353 del
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420chan dude?

Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 01:55:47 [Preview] No.29355 del
That's like saying you shouldn't put antibiotics on a finger infection and should just die from it because the earth will get burnt up by the sun in 5 billion years.

Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 05:46:24 [Preview] No.29357 del
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They didn't win, because there are other options >>29332. All they did was fuck up a website and kill a domain name, but it gets replaced by a different kind of site - one that's immune to their shenanigans.
That's how it works unless you're a faggot whose only recourse is standard modern chan software running on overcomplicated Web 2.0 stack of shit that needs huge hardware and network resources.

Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 14:14:48 [Preview] No.29358 del
thank fucking god,keep nuking pedo posters and pedo larpers. wish we could nuke them IRL but as it stands it's illegal and they get to go to court like actual people, disgusting.
regardless,i just really don't want to see that shit and applaud this IB for not putting up with that fuckery. faggots and pedos alike cannot control their sexual degeneracy and is why they will face DOTR towards the front of the line.
make it start here, may not be able to gank them irl YET, but sure as shit can do it on our homeboards.

i know i'm going to sound like a faggot for saying this, but thanks mods, i really do appreciate your work here keeping this shit out, it's really one of the only things i find completely intolerable.

that said, it certainly could be an operation to take down ib's, they know normal people feel this way about kiddie diddlers and post the shit to keep boards from growing and to be able to to slander them if they become to powerful. or it could actually just be a bunch of legit pedos just making use of the infrastructure of ib's...bottom line is who really gives a fuck,gank em all.

Anonymous 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:14:04 [Preview] No.30210 del
>go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
Ah yes, the "Yelp review". A deadly war tactic indeed.

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time capsule Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 05:23:26 [Preview] No. 29131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello, internetlings. I've taken on a time capsule project, tell the internetlings of 2024 anything.
Here I am posting threads on different sites, asking the users to send a message to the people of 2024.
The posts will be archived on October 7, 2020
The archived links will be posted around the web on October 7, 2024.
Participation is mandatory.
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Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 05:56:16 [Preview] No.29376 del
i have all of the links bookmarked in tor and duckduckgo, plus a list. once october 7th rolls around ill take all of the links with decent responses, archive them, and then yes ill post the archived links here for you to view.

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 20:49:10 [Preview] No.29378 del
Oghey. Thanks for letting us know. Thought you forgot about this thread all of the sudden.

How many links do you have right now OP?

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 21:45:38 [Preview] No.29448 del
Still there OP?

Anonymous 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:07:54 [Preview] No.29488 del
Any rules on what we can or can't post OP?

Anonymous 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:10:09 [Preview] No.30209 del
>The posts will be archived on October 7, 2020
Damn I missed the bus on this one.

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Soy boy thread Anonymous 06/17/2020 (Wed) 03:03:58 [Preview] No. 28801 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post pics of soy faggots

How is they gay asian one the least soy looking one?
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Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 08:02:00 [Preview] No.30029 del
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Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 08:34:34 [Preview] No.30031 del
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cause asians have adapted to the soy diet

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2020 shall be the most important year in human history. Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No. 25370 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just wait and see.
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Anonymous 10/04/2020 (Sun) 03:06:17 [Preview] No.30103 del
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There's still three months to go.

>Implying Australia on fire isn't a normal year

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Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 01:35:39 [Preview] No.30137 del
Well, shit.

Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 00:17:32 [Preview] No.30205 del
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Bro the craziest part is that 2020 isn't even over yet.

Anonymous 10/18/2020 (Sun) 00:52:17 [Preview] No.30206 del
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just two and a half more months to go
we still got an election
the fight over the election
fight over the RBG replacement just started
spiking rona cases
states might go full SHTF again
niggers will probably still chimp out on black friday for shits n giggles
anything else to really look forward to?
wouldn't really be surprised if someone got killed over a ps5 or something

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Anonymous 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:44:43 [Preview] No. 30078 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The vagina is capital. Of two people born into otherwise the same economical status, the person with a vagina is going to be advantaged.

Prostitution is outlawed in a lot of places.
Sex with a prostitute costs less than sex with a non-prostitute. As such prostitutes are economic dumpers, that is their pricing policy is dumping. Prostitutes are called whores.
A woman who engages in sex for free (i.e. requiring neither betabuxxing nor jestermaxxing from the male) is a dumper two. Such a woman, too, is called a whore.
'Whore' therefore stands for 'dumper'.
Women are shamed for dumping, they are slutshamed.
If prostitution was legal, the price of the vagina should go down. If women weren't shamed for having sex just for free, the price again might go down.
Women themselves are eager to slutshame.
Almost as if humans had a collective intellect that kept the price of pussy artificially high.
Correlation, of course, is not causation.

The gays are indicative.
It's arguable whether homosexual women can be incels (but they probably cannot, or at least the price of pussy for them is way lower than for men), but it is undeniable that neither heterosexual women nor homosexual men CANNOT be incels. So it's women who make incels out of men. Men don't make incels out of men, men don't make incels out of women, and women probably don't make incels out of women.
Gay men can have WAY more sex & WAY more partners than straights, because sex for them is free. Of course they need to spend money on things such as condoms and perhaps a hotel room to be intimate at, but a gay man doesn't need to either jestermax nor betabux to get sex. A gay man may consider two month "a long time without sex", while a straight man may spend years without sex, or even his entire life.

Some (if not most) gay men are coping incels.

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sage Anonymous 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:20:48 [Preview] No.30120 del
Not sure what I'm supposed to give up on though. Your schizo posts are silly.

And nah, masturbating is for losers and fags. Not into that shit

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Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 00:08:59 [Preview] No.30130 del
You showed all your cards too soon.

Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 22:32:05 [Preview] No.30158 del
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 00:13:48 [Preview] No.30204 del
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Imagine becoming gay just to get laid

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Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 01:13:11 [Preview] No. 30134 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Tell me a joke
Or u gonna die
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Anonymous 10/10/2020 (Sat) 15:01:59 [Preview] No.30181 del
What does a transgender doctor of wymmins studies say to a plumber?
would you like fries with that, sir?

Anonymous 10/16/2020 (Fri) 17:31:43 [Preview] No.30201 del
what do you call a dead babby with no arms or legs bobbing in the wat... shit i always fuck that joke up

Anonymous 10/16/2020 (Fri) 18:06:51 [Preview] No.30202 del
It was in the future, and all of the jokes had been invented. Numbers were assigned to them, so when you went to a comedy club, comics would go up to the microphone and say things like "Nine thousand, four hundred and thirty-two!" and the audience would roar with laughter.

A time traveller walked in and observed this for awhile and figured he had it in the bag, so he walks up to the mike and says "Four hundred and seventy-three!" Crickets. Dead silence. He tried again: "Twelve thousand, eight hundred and nineteen!" Someone in the back booed and people started yelling "Get off the stage!"

Confused and dejected, he gets off the stage and heads for the bar. He asks the bartender what went wrong - why did the audience laugh at all the other jokes but not at his? The bartender says something like "You didn't tell any jokes. You just said a few numbers." or "It's all in the timing, Son" but I forgot what the punchline was supposed to be. It was really funny though.

Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 00:01:11 [Preview] No.30203 del
>Tell me a joke
Multiculturalism is a good thing

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The 80s general thread Anonymous 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:41:03 [Preview] No. 30001 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Please describe how the 80s era was to live in. I wasn't born in that era and would like to now.

I heard that it was the best time to be alive, but I'm not so sure about that. Would enjoy a perspective from someone who lived through it. People on this chan post from different regions and nations, so I'd also be interested in hearing what happened in your side of the world.

And post anything you liked or hated about that era.
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Anonymous 10/09/2020 (Fri) 02:39:52 [Preview] No.30162 del
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The PC-88 was the older model made by NEC before PC-98. It had an 8-bit Z80 CPU clocked at 4 MHz, very similar to my first computer. And they had very little memory, typically only 64 KB (the maximum the Z80 can access directly, without bank-switching hacks). And this was also the basic configuration for Sharp-X1 and MSX, which were its main competition at the time.

Now here's another cool thing about the 80's: bookstores! Long before amazon and ebay, you had to actually walk to a store and physically search the shelves. And that was fun, because the books often had nice artwork to look at, and catchy back-cover blurbs to read. This also allowed you to randomly stumble onto some book you never heard of before but catches your attention. And unlike today where the web stores jam ads and recommendations in your face based on some money-generating algorithms, this process was entirely organic. And this was even better in used bookstores, because their stock could include really ancient books from decades past. And there wasn't any youtube hype or endless web reviews or detailed dissections for everything under the sun. There was still a lot of mystery and things to explore on your own. And that was fucking cool!

Anonymous 10/09/2020 (Fri) 21:00:17 [Preview] No.30173 del
>The PC-88 was the older model made by NEC before PC-98. It had an 8-bit Z80 CPU clocked at 4 MHz, very similar to my first computer. And they had very little memory, typically only 64 KB

Didn't know that. Thanks for the info

>Now here's another cool thing about the 80's: bookstores!
>. And that was fun
>There was still a lot of mystery and things to explore on your own. And that was fucking cool!

It really was. Lots of qt Goth chicks used to hang out there. I miss going to them. I do not think we'll ever get something like that again

Anonymous 10/10/2020 (Sat) 15:07:06 [Preview] No.30182 del
>qt goth chicks
Stop it. We had some of those in school and now you're making my heart ache with nostalgia and that's just heckin wrong of you. I'm glad I'm not on facebook, because they're all probably fat now, and I really don't want to be forced to confront human frailty right now. 16yo goth cutie in HS lives forever in my brain. Elizabeth Zahner IIRC was one of 'em

Anonymous 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:43:58 [Preview] No.30191 del
I can confirm that most of the goth chicks from my school are either married, fat, or single mothers.

Many such cases

>Elizabeth Zahner IIRC was one of 'em

Who's that?

Anonymous 10/16/2020 (Fri) 13:05:56 [Preview] No.30200 del
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To play great game, you just need a computer with a little bit of free memory, any old graphics card, a floppy drive, and a keyboard.

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Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:37:18 [Preview] No. 29477 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is anybody here interested in pixel art? Do you want me to make a tutorial about how to do this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4V4A7RWKrT0 [Embed]
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Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 12:08:18 [Preview] No.29614 del
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I have updated the project. Here's the new version:


Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:19:11 [Preview] No.29627 del
No offense, but your game is a little hard to play. It needs some work

Anonymous 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:43:46 [Preview] No.29633 del
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Hey, I do pixel art too. Do you have a twitter?

Anonymous 08/16/2020 (Sun) 04:57:27 [Preview] No.29672 del
I don't think OP has one, or that he's still even here

Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 23:18:31 [Preview] No.30199 del
any update on this OP?

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roxygirlrae Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 04:56:09 [Preview] No. 29385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My name is Rachael Schluetter and I'm a freelance model located south of Philly. I've been modeling for most of my life and enjoy many aspects of the industry.

I am looking to work with photographer's in the Philadelphia area to build my book. I am interested in shooting for swimwear, lingerie, commerical print companies, fashion,and Maxim/FHM style photography. I am also available for promotional work, commercials and background work

If you'd like to work together, please let me know what, where, when . . . what content you'd like to shoot, rates, location and dates/times. I shoot limited tfp, if it's mutually beneficial then I'm up for tfp shoots!

I love shooting with photographers who love what they do, have great communication skills, who are creative, professional and respect what an experienced model brings to the shoot! I love collaborating as well! Many of my photoshoots I've had complete creative control of - my ideas are endless! I love working with photographers who are the same so we can inspire each other and create amazing sets!

I prefer to do my own make-up.

I am very professional, hard working and expect the same from those I work with.

If you are interested in working with me or scheduling me for a shoot please contact me and state the job you would like to hire me for or if you are interested in shooting me.
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Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:06:05 [Preview] No.29439 del
Is OP even a real person? Or still here?

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:30:31 [Preview] No.29441 del
of course she's real, she's my GF now. she's busy making me a grilled chee

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:46:31 [Preview] No.29442 del
Damn. Lucky guy.
Maybe tell the gal to cover herself from now on. Unless you want a thot GF

Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 23:03:26 [Preview] No.30197 del
So what ever happened to this woman anyway?

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THE END of your penis Anonymous 10/12/2020 (Mon) 16:55:56 [Preview] No. 30189 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
its gettin' mashed

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