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Watch the video I uploaded until the end. Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No. 79933 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isn’t there anyone who could blow up the cochlear implant used by Netanyahu’s body double ?
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Anonymous 10/24/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.81077 del
Get treatment at the nearest hospital.


Anonymous 10/24/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.81081 del
>>80342
>France just a week ago

This aged all too accurately.


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.81204 del
It’s truly become tiresome.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.81302 del
>>81204
Nothing left to do but watch it all collapse and burn. Prepare yourself for the end times, now inevitable.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.81303 del
Dare I say it. Evil won. They are going to enslave humanity, possibly even destroy the planet trying to do so anyway. We were warned over and over and over, year after year, decade after decade, it got worse and we all did nothing, so we gave up and lost. Evil won. Things are going to get so much worse.



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Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No. 81291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"I am looking for a webm/reel/video, or whatever format it may be, containing the message about who controls the adult film industry, with a Hava Nagila techno remix in the background.

I haven't been able to find it on Yandex, Google, or DuckDuckGo. No artificial intelligence agreed to give me a result, not even DeepSeek. I am turning to those I know will tell me the truth.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.81292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0 [Embed]

The clip included Ron Jeremy, Blacked, Evil Angel, and, as a final or intermediate image, Alex from A Clockwork Orange tied up and screaming.

I can literally find CSAM with two words on Google, but nothing that targets the dignity of that nice community."


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.81293 del
>>81292
OP can probably download that using the yt-dlp command line tool and convert it to a webm, at least that is what I'd do if I wanted it saved in that format.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.81297 del
>>81293
Im op, i posted that cause that is the song, but I want the webm/video that I describer before, not only the song.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.81301 del
This world is just a simulation controlled by a Computer God tasked with creating horror movies.

People don't make rational choices, they choose what leads to the narrative the Computer God wants to happen.



"Session" Messenger App Anonymous 10/31/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No. 81250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"SESSION" a Messenger app, Its Decentralized, Anonymous, Private, & Secure, Highly Recommended,

Get the Application!



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Anonymous 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No. 80459 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Great Scam is going to be revealed in the next two years. Now just imagine for the last 30 years you were told to go to college, take out a huge student loan and get a higher educational degree, and in turn you would get a lucrative job, pay that debt off over the years and afford a decent living and even start a family. What if that were to be the biggest hoax of the 21st century so far? What if the oligarchy, and by extension the governmental and political classes, now have the technology to REPLACE those promised jobs? What if after 30+ years of a big fat lie, they are ready to fire tons of educated workers and replace them with AI? As it turns out today, higher education was a scam. You are safer in the trade where you have skills to do manual labor, to keep up the infrastructure and keep the data centers running.


Anonymous 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.80461 del
And the Greatest Scam of them all is these student loan programs are Federal Student Loan Programs which means you cannot file bankruptcy, which means the government will simply garnish your wages like a debt slave the rest of your life. You'd literally be better off either never going to college or if you did, possibly moving to another country as an expat. I feel sorry for the millions who were duped.


Anonymous 10/10/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.80489 del
anyway...


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.81196 del
It still boggles my mind why anyone is stupid and naive enough to take out predatory student loans today especially with the kind of economic despair that currently exists. It is far more likely you will end up flipping burgers or stocking warehouse inventory in the modern economy than have a cushy desk job with good pay. Those years are long over. Plus once you get into that debt the predatory lenders don't allow students to default or file bankruptcy protections, you are on the hook for that debt plus interest for life. Completely not worth it. When will the youth of this country start thinking for themselves?


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.81197 del
Another massive problem is they got rid of home ed in high school decades ago. If you learned home ed you would learn how to manage finances and be financially solvent. When they stopped teaching high schoolers home ed they also stopped promoting skilled trade classes, and started pushing all students to go college. Huge propaganda con. Now we have students graduating with no skills, no financial literacy, corrupted common core math, the illiterate never left behind, oh and don't forget to take that massive predatory loan while we systematically destroy your future economy with endless debt and wars goyim!



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Haylee iirc Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No. 77581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
girls with really really really really Small feet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSsaa1ua3Xk [Embed]

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Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.77589 del
>>77585
I want this hot chick to sit on my face while giving me a foot job.


Anonymous 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.78806 del
anything more of her


Anonymous 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.79590 del
imagine paying for a sniff of that


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.81161 del
She is cute.



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Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No. 41119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.79990 del
The reason movies and television were so much better throughout the '50s - '90s eras is because our society was far better and enjoyed more artistic freedom and competition in the market place. Plus the fact producers could not rely on full blown CGI and flashy special effects alone as technology was far more limited. This means they relied on good acting, hiring professional stunt actors, had to keep the story lines suspenseful and interesting and it overall made movies feel more human.


Anonymous 10/21/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.80880 del
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Oh God! (1977). A grocery store department manager, out of the blue, gets an anonymous note in the mail telling him to meet God at a specific address. When he does meet God he is told to spread God's message although not at all coherent or specific in detail. He is told by God to relay to his fellow citizens that God does exist and that the fate of the world was completely up to us, that we all have free will to live in peace or kill one another and destroy the planet, that humans have the right to make whatever collective decision we want because God granted us free will. God tells this man to sacrifice his lifestyle and career to spread the message to everyone including the use of journalism and local media broadcasting. Of-course reluctant and confused at first, God's newest disciple complies after some encouragement and proof, while causing chaos and embarrassment for his family life, risking his reputation and career, eventually leading to a big legal dispute and a court case as well.


Anonymous 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.81035 del
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Early Warning (1981). Based on a true story, without it being publicly disclosed as a true story, a cabal of international bankers conspire to take over the world and bring about a global technocracy that can track, trace and micromanage the world population digitally all under their iron clad control. When an investigative journalist infiltrates their headquarters and plants an audio tape to record their conversation and criminal conspiracy, they find out and kill the man. They later catch wind of a copy of the tape being circulated by another journalist, and his new girlfriend who gave him the copy aids him in trying to get the truth out without being found and killed by the international banking cartel.


Anonymous 10/22/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.81043 del
>>79822
>>81035
>Early Warning 1981
>Without Warning 1994
Two good movies to watch back to back if anons haven't seen them yet. Completely different stories obviously but both focused on threats to human civilization. It is eerie how both scenarios are so based on modern fears today, a realistic plausibility. AI alien race visiting us? A globalist cartel creating a one world government digital surveillance prison planet for population control? Almost like these two low budget b-movies were actual warnings to humanity disguised as entertainment.


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.81159 del
Obsession (2025)
A great movie that builds off of classic horror themes and one that took the world by storm by making half a billion dollars despite only costing ~$700,000 to produce.
Heart Of The Beast (2026)
A heartwarming film about a man and his best friend lost in austere conditions.
You Can See Everything (2026)
A look into the lives of psychotic scamming tiny-hat people.



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Endoscopy Anonymous 08/26/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No. 79839 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 09/01/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.79955 del
girls need stuff inside their mouth


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.81158 del
>>79955
Do they THOUGH?



Terry A. Davis Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No. 51385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Terry Davis Thread
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Anonymous 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.79085 del
>>78221
>>78221
Looking good Terr!


Anonymous 09/30/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.80331 del
Just had to bump this thread back to one


Anonymous 10/06/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.80393 del
gay niggers


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.81157 del
No joke my new supervisor talks and sounds a bit like dear old Terry. Cool ass dude too.



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Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No. 80138 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello check out my AI-coded / slop forum it actually works and has active users and supports anonymous posting.

https://wordofmouth.helioho.st/lumoforum/

Please tell me what you think. Has AI gone too far?


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.80143 del
>>80138
At least for now AI is just a tool. It is a very advanced tool that will change the way people use the internet and utilities overall but it is still a tool, it can be used for both good and evil and probably will be used for both. Citizens will mostly use it fore creativity and art while militaries and governments will use it to spy on and murder people. Of-course this is always the result in human history sadly. Nothing will change, just the technology is all.


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.80151 del
botnet


Anonymous 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.80422 del
>>80151
Lol. No it isn't.


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.81156 del
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>>80422
Prove eet



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Anonymous 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No. 73641 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.80345 del
>>77631
> If I learn C/C++

Can't believe I'm saying this (I love C/C++) but if you're gonna do this, learn Rust instead. It's new and it's the direction things are going for low level programming traditionally covered by C.


Anonymous 10/02/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.80351 del
>>79080
I am more fortunate than most people honestly and for now, things are pretty much back to normal with some unexpected expenses that needed to be paid off this year. I still suffer from alcoholism and depression, although at least I'm only a night time drinker. I try my best to limit my curiosity of "happenings" and news. It does no good for my psyche or mental health. I am focusing more on how to better my own life while I still have that luxury. As for faith I only have faith in knowing this life doesn't last forever, my bad habits have caught up with me and I'm getting weaker as time goes on. It is amazing to see some 80+ year olds today that are still live and kicking in far better health than I am in. I assume it's the alcohol abuse over the years. Overall though, I am thankful, I know people who had it far, far worse than I do, some who are now homeless and/or no longer alive, some who took their own lives too. Life hasn't been too bad to me and that I am thankful for.


Anonymous 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.80421 del
>>80351
Hey man that's good to hear.
Hope your life keeps staying better anon. You deserve it.


Anonymous 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.80424 del
>>80421
Thank you for the kind words, but I don't really know if I "deserve" anything more than I am just one of the luckier ones born into an upper middle class suburban life and never really had to worry about becoming homeless or starving on skid row over my binge drinking and other bad habits. I really do think it was far more luck for me having loving parents who had money than really deserving anything, that's the truth. I am thankful I got to experience life offline growing up with real experiences and relationships. I got to know what it was like skipping school and hanging out with friends as a teenager drinking beer and getting stoned, and crashing parties at night when sneaking out to get wasted and laid. The "good 'ol days" that newer generations probably do not get to experience much of anymore. It seems like today less and less people find the time to hang out, everyone is super busy, we are all getting old, and now have health problems while the world just turns to dystopiac shit.


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.81155 del
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>>80330
I got laid off and ended up with a job x100 better doing really cool IT stuff.




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