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Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 18:29:38 [Preview] No. 35789 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
HERRO YOUR COMPUTTAH HAS VIRUS!
if you need help with windows 10, then come to us.
*or just install gentoo
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Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:50:01 [Preview] No.35793 del
*shilling intensifies*
this discuck is a literal un*x nigger shitposting hellhole with sneed and buck breaking memes fucking everywhere
im fucking out.


Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 00:03:57 [Preview] No.35798 del
>>35793
We'll miss you, you no fun faggot.


Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 13:01:23 [Preview] No.35809 del
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Still running Windows 9.8 on my Z80



Mike Busey sausage castle porno Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 15:44:38 [Preview] No. 35613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mike Busey has a load of homemade pornos he makes at his home and posts them online, but have yet to find any of them, even one vid he has of Bam's Uncle Vito getting fucked by a bunch of 18yo - 20yo's on his 50th birthday


Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 23:54:09 [Preview] No.35622 del
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>>35613
Hello
Mike Busey

How are u new fren?



Dominions Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 17:16:07 [Preview] No. 35321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Any Dominions 5 players around these parts?
I'm assembling a game across all the ded boards:
https://blitzserver.net/game/233/status
Please join! Feel free to ask questions here.
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Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 23:52:31 [Preview] No.35621 del
>>35619
More people need to be on the board to have an active party in it. Sorry fam


Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 23:54:45 [Preview] No.35623 del
>>35338
>iactsn

wut does that stand for?


Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 00:40:36 [Preview] No.35625 del
>>35621
The point was to post to a ton of boards on the off-chance there was a dominions player. We managed to put together a game of 9 players. Not bad at all.
Just not completely sure which board each is from.


Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 13:34:58 [Preview] No.35627 del
I played mario while I was drunk once.


Anonymous 06/03/2021 (Thu) 21:30:25 [Preview] No.35639 del
how do I play



Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 23:29:23 [Preview] No. 35775 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Finally a chan to call home.


Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 23:43:20 [Preview] No.35776 del
>>35775
Fuck off we're full


Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.35779 del
>>35775
What makes you think that?
I'm curious


Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 14:11:12 [Preview] No.35781 del
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>>35775
plz tell all the normies about this site


Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 14:47:08 [Preview] No.35783 del
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say yes to the norrnies


Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 14:57:28 [Preview] No.35785 del
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do you like shitdick?



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WOW is real, evil people are the Horde Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:39:10 [Preview] No. 34715 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Warcraft is real life.
It seems the Horde is winning, and that they're way ahead.
What can be done?
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Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 11:20:21 [Preview] No.35693 del
>>35641
No, pretty sure that never happened


Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 21:25:49 [Preview] No.35702 del
>>35693
pretty sure you have eyestalks that only detect dark or light and nothing in between


Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 22:37:15 [Preview] No.35730 del
I think they are reptilians and other aliens.


Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 22:18:28 [Preview] No.35774 del
Savages everywhere.
Best course of action?


Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 02:50:10 [Preview] No.35777 del



American Gods Season 3 Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 19:35:15 [Preview] No. 35739 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone know if there were anymore Sex scenes with Emily Browning in the 3rd Season of American Gods?


Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 21:25:51 [Preview] No.35740 del
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Dear OP,

I sincerely hope you find what you've asked for. I hope you get it good and hard. I hope you live the rest of your life with just enough self awareness to realise what a faggot plebe you really are.

Cheers!


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:37:16 [Preview] No.35770 del
>>35740
Reply to this post and I'll bareIP dump something embarrassing I wrote some weeks ago. Your post reminded me about that.


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Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 21:55:02 [Preview] No. 33426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
CIA FBI NSA Washington taliban bomb alqaeda ISIS If you work for the U.S. government you are a sick-fuck Jackass Asshole. I hope someone throws acid in your face you Stupid Bitch.
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Anonymous 06/06/2021 (Sun) 19:08:06 [Preview] No.35689 del
Good positive thread here.


Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 00:51:45 [Preview] No.35704 del
But if you play the 911 footage backwards the tower shoots a passenger airliner out of an explosion, does this mean the twin towers caused more planes to exist?


Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 00:53:42 [Preview] No.35705 del
>>35704
Actually it is an implosion,not an explosion that projected a plane into existence.

It is the fool proof formula.


Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 18:40:39 [Preview] No.35752 del
You need to vote more, or so ive heard.


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:46:55 [Preview] No.35769 del
>>33427
If you're a glowie he's justified because you're part of a surveillance state that operates at the expense of and without the consent of the governed.



Cam girl IP banned me Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:13:54 [Preview] No. 35653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My IP is banned and when I use a VPN it doesn't work either. Browsing by proxy same thing. Tried using a different computer same thing. What kind of evil spell is this?


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:25:11 [Preview] No.35659 del
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
Another thing that often works for me is not being a feeble-minded paypig who is also a closeted homosexual.


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:12:31 [Preview] No.35664 del
you cant climb to heaven with your hands full of penis


Anonymous 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:07:44 [Preview] No.35671 del
>>35653
buy good antivirus and try again, that or the isp is fucking with you


Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:10:37 [Preview] No.35744 del
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>get banned by cam girl
>buy knife
>buy canned string beans
>catch a bunch of grass carp with the string beans
>fillet them grass carp
>eat them without getting all worked up about the pin bones
>kinda forget what I came out here for
>enjoy the rest of my life


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:44:54 [Preview] No.35768 del
>>35653
Probably your VPN and proxy are banned from other posters You did clear your cache right?

>>35744
wat



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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.
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Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 18:53:45 [Preview] No.35657 del
I've started to notice this more and more each day. Everything seems far away, and in an odd scale. Maybe I'm just going schizo though.


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:22:20 [Preview] No.35658 del
>>35657
I used to get that effect when I was running a fever. People's heads would be very tiny and far away.


Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 20:20:31 [Preview] No.35699 del
What in a simulation?


Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:09:41 [Preview] No.35743 del
This is always happening to me.


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:43:39 [Preview] No.35767 del
>>33499
The thing about feelings is they definitely reflect reality at all times.



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Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 17:30:14 [Preview] No. 35709 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Whenever you hear the word "Capitalism" replace it with "the private individual ownership of person and property", whenever you hear the word "Communism" replace it with "the public universal ownership of person and property".

In one case ("Capitalism"), you have exclusive ownership of your body and belongings, and other people have exclusive owner their bodies and belongings, "ownership" means "control", which means that any interaction with your person or property requires your permission, or it is illegal.

In the other ("Communism"), you have exclusive ownership of nothing, everything (and everyone) is instead owned communally by all people, everything is decided by the majority, and any interaction with anyone or anything must be based on what is most commonly agreed upon in order to be is legal.

Socialism is the stage in between, which most communist-aspirant countries never seem to get out of, und socialism, everything (and everyone) is owned by some central governing authority (they hate calling it "government), which represents the most common will of the people, but in actually just wields absolute authority with no interest in ever running out of excuses to give it up.

If Communism is direct democracy, then socialism is the representative variant of it, tyranny with the very transparently false image of "governance by the governed", much like our own government, to be frank.

Night-Watchman State Minarchism is the absolute extreme of capitalist government, you can't go further beyond this without going into anarchist territory, people who support it feel like the name should just be "Capitalism" since everything else falls short of their ideology, and NWS Minarchism is simply a label adopted for ease of communication, speaking of which...

Anarcho Capitalism is to capitalism what communism is to socialism, there is where ownership , instead of a representative body being charged to guarantee and enforce the principles of ownership and consent, these principles completely replace government, and instead everyone just agrees to only interact with the person or property of the others, or the interaction is illegal. AnCaps tend to think that this is a hard reset on civilization back to the first way people governed their interactions, like the Minarchists, these guys have a word they prefer, "Voluntaryism", but use the name they are known by here for communication-clarity purposes. They also tend to respond to the idea of feudal states eventually emerging from the implementation of their ideology as something they have little problem with.

Which leads to the concept of Neo-Monarchism, the idea that a return to monarchy is a good idea because when the government and it's people are someone's personal property, inherited from their ancestors and to be passed onto their descendants, then the leader would have more interest in maintaining it in good condition, many AnCaps who think about their ideology and where it might lead can just make the leap to this concept, and many did, even creating their own board for it, they also tend to cross-pollinate with the other ideologies mentioned here.

Egoism (or AWA - "anarchism without adjectives") is anarcho capitalism and communism without regard for consent (communal or individual), allowing all interactions based solely on their physical capability, and equates ownership solely to possession, basically, everything is a free for all, associations can be voluntary (as in the most nationalist/isolationist forms of capitalism) or coerced (as in the more globalist/expansionist forms of communism), it's just straight up "no rules but the rules of nature/reality". These guys disagree with the AnCaps and think they TRULY represent the primal order, as an irony, they tend to be simultaneously the most anti-government (even looking down on moral restrictions in addition to laws) and the most pro-government (since they tend to believe that their ideology is always in play, it is what TRULY governs everything already, and what we see is the end result.
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Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:45:26 [Preview] No.35762 del
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>truckers made $43000 last year
>also how did you guess ive never had a real job outside of working at starbucks in highschool


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:35:14 [Preview] No.35766 del
>>35762
>implying that number is wrong
>calling other people ignorant

shigady.

I'm guessing you believe the lies truck companies put out. hint: a typical trucker is not the average trucker