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Terry A. Davis Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No. 54188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A threat dedicated to God's lonely programmer



Baby Alien Anonymous 10/17/2024 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No. 54155 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have been trying to find this video for ages this mutant deformed Mexican midget fucks literally one of the hottest white chicks I've ever seen


Anonymous 10/21/2024 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.54173 del
Literally kill yourself.



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I enjoyed playing the original Resident Evil games, Resident Evil Zero, 1 and 2. Are there any other survivalist horror games with similar gameplay? Preferably games for the playstation 3 and or 4.
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Anonymous 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.54042 del
Played Outbreak yet bro? Game was the worst type of puzzle but I had fun for an hour. Where they buried the key in that pile of shit I'll never know


Anonymous 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.54046 del
>>54042
Just find an online guide or watch a Youtube walkthrough of the game. I know it is "cheating" but it is no fun being stuck in a game.


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.54056 del
>>50247
>All the original 4 Silent Hill games are breddy gud OP

Oh and the new Silent Hill 2 remake too OP >>50240


Dunno why they didn't remake 1 first. But hopefully they remake all of the first 4.


Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.54095 del
RE Code: Veronica? Outbreak?


Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.54134 del
>>54056
I enjoy the survival horror games like old school Resident Evil series. If Silent Hill is one of those I'll check it out and probably buy it sometime.



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Why are image boards so dead today? Did everyone bail to bigger online platforms? Is Tik Tok and Telegram the new norm now or did most anons just give up and go offline? Why do so many choose platforms that have no privacy or free speech? It feels like a whole generation of people suddenly vanished.
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Anonymous 09/29/2024 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.53854 del
this site fucking sucks kek
so many dead boards/threads
it's kinda sad


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.53954 del
no one glow nigger appreciates spam


Anonymous 10/11/2024 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.54082 del
So I couldn't help but notice the Sabrina Carpenter thread was REMOVED here. Who deleted it and why? It was one of the FEW decent *non-degenerate* threads on /b/ today.

Why was the thread deleted yet all the other horrible spam gets to stay up? I honestly don't get it.... ..it's as if, perhaps, someone WANTS this place to remain filled with crude sick spam in order to drive good decent people away, and thus ridding this site of quality content.

I do hope the moderator of this board is not one of these spammers. If that happens to be the case, well, this place glows as much as 4chan or Facebook does.


Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.54100 del
>>53854
Let's make it better then. The board is only as good as the people who post on it. If it has gone to shit, it's because those who post here are shit too.


Anonymous 10/14/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.54109 del
>>54100
This
Just make the good content you want to happen. Or something.

You can always hide threads and posts you don't like anyway. You don't have to see them if you don't want to.

>>54082
It probably just 404'd from all the new threads that keep popping up here lately



justices Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No. 54103 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi folks,
I need your help.
Our German legal system is broken. I'll give you an e-mail address and a cell phone number. It belongs to a man who beats women. A man who lies, cheats and manipulates. He runs up debts and makes his family pay for it.
I trust that you will help me and use the data to ensure justice.

Thank you very much
.

[email protected]
+4917670502702


Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.54104 del
Lies


Anonymous 10/14/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.54107 del
>>54103
This is just an imageboard dude. What do you want us to do about it?



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Is there any dark net service that would allow to check whether my passport is revoked on the Interpol Lost and Stolen passports database?
Would you know suggestions for any places where I could inquire about this?

I may be facing a ridiculous demand related to crypto taxes (government wants me to pay 500k on 50k of profit) and want to cover my back in case shit hits the fan and I need to go on the run for a while.



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Discuss Anonymous 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No. 50637 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Found in a TOR pastebin. The delusional fucker who put this garbage together went beyond the black pill. But somehow it's make sense in the end.
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Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.51169 del
>>50637
Looking at the ai shit, I wondered was this really the point of evolution, to gain the ability to generate pron whenever, like some primitive that doesn't know what really matters.
Didn't read the full text cause it just seemed skewed.


Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.52654 del
>>51169
That's only the beginning. If what's written becomes true you'll be generating your own sluts.


Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.52663 del
The usual fagslop


Anonymous 10/12/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.54085 del
>>52663
Maybe there is a better term? I see no fagness but intense misogyny.


Anonymous 10/12/2024 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.54090 del
Yeah, this is just completely misunderstanding the problem. It's really not all that complicated. People are already programmed for sex. You either have to find the kind of woman who wants to be with a guy like you, or you have to be become the kind of man that a woman would want to sleep with. If you want a woman that will put work into having a relationship with you, you have to be willing to put that work into the relationship, too.

So many guys seem to treat a relationship as something that you acquire with initial effort, and then she's bound to you forever. She must keep putting in that same effort, but then you can go do whatever you want. But that's completely unrealistic. On both sides, a relationship is more like a campfire that keeps you both warm, but it has to be tended to relatively frequently. Sometimes, you can just toss a few more twigs, and that's enough, but you do have to regularly do the hard work of cutting down a tree, which itself does nothing for the fire. Then you have to chop the wood which does nothing for the fire. But, after that, you can coast for a while on the wood you've chopped.

To echo a bunch of the other commenters here, this image promotes misogynistic bullshit where "successful" men are somehow entitled to a set of holes to put their dick in. But, no, you're not. If you participate in and contribute to society (or literally cannot), then as a fuckin bleeding heart leftie, I do believe you're entitled to the basics of shelter and food, but if you want sex, you'll have to find someone who mutually wants sex with you.



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Travelling Without Moving Anonymous 02/07/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No. 49843 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hands down my Favourite Album from the 90's
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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.53429 del
The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.


Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.53432 del
>>53429
No, the government opens the border to everyone in the third world and then arrests crime victims for complaining about it over social media. The government says you should fight their wars when they import thousands of third worlders to replace you in your own country. At least that is what European governments are doing today.


Anonymous 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.53560 del
>>51231
Great album.


Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.53757 del
decent thread have a bump


Anonymous 10/11/2024 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.54083 del
Bumping



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how does one leave NEET hell Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No. 53912 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do i find a job or larp as a racist egirl online and get thousands from incels. working at fucking mcdonalds compared to saying an occasional nword with a cute selfie seems like agony
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Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.54068 del
>>54061
I have some friends near retirement age that say that is no longer possible these days anon.


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.54070 del
"cute selfie" with four feet of plastic shoved up your asshole is a great idea, ask any woman how easy it is, and fun

McD's on the other hand has food


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.54071 del
it's funny that 4chan bans anyone that's actually saying racist stuff so /pol/ is 100% posts conplaining about white "jews" now, completely ignoring niggers are the problem for some reason

I bet 90% or higher of the posters left are niggers, either black or brown

I bet they get permenently shut down and the owners jailed within five years


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Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.54073 del
>>54071
4cuckistan is run by US state department glow niggers. Total honeypot filled with leftist propaganda. Worthless. Not worth a minute of time. Stay here if you want a real image board.



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I partly agree with this post and I already do some parts of larping like it's still 2000s or older:

- Only using smartphone as portable PC and for important stuff like phone calls, calculator, checking my bank account etc

- No social media (besides twitter which I use only as lurker for my favorite artists that don't share their art anywhere else)

- Not watching any movies and tv series (besides anime ones), even old ones (with few exceptions) since many of them are full with merchantish propaganda

- Not watching and rarely reading the news and current events unless my friends and relatives talk about them

- Not opening the tv unless it's an android tv or have an android box plugged in or using it for gaming consoles

- Drastically limiting my time wasting on YouTube (besides stuff like watching old favorite shows of mine, checking video games walkthroughs of games I'm playing etc) and be subscribed in less than 5 channels

- avoid bait threads and posts at 4chan (at least as much as possible)

- Not playing any modern games or generally games released from early - mid 2010s' and after (with few exceptions), "indie" games included

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>>54053
kek nice pictures OP

>>54052
I kinda do most of those things. But some things are too much of a habit for me, so I still do it.


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.54069 del
>>54052
Anon, I'm still living as if it were the 1990s in many ways. Never had a smartphone or android, never will. Do not use 'cloud' platforms or IoT shit. Only drive older dodge trucks. Do not watch modern movies or pay for any TV service. Most movies and TV shows I watch are on DVD box sets and digital copies of golden era Americana ('40s - '90s). No big tech social media accounts. Only trust news on alternative non-corporate platforms (Zerohedge is still king). Absolutely no subscriptions to anything big tech. I rip all the Youtube videos I desire to watch and have offline hardcopy backups of everything I wish to keep. Pirate what I want, P2P/BT bro! Don't trust the internet, have multiple backups of everything I desire offline. Don't even bother with the 4cuckistan state department, worthless. I do play some video games but not all the time, I like GTA and horror survival games in general, not much else. Only time I socialize is face to face with family and friends, I don't do online social crap, rarely even text unless urgent or important. My main hobby is cooking and eating good food and I like to booze too, whiskey and cigars on occasion, I love getting drunk and smoking good cigars.