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Urban Dictionary thread Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 04:19:28 [Preview] No. 39049 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1) Go to urban dictionary
2) Screencap or repost the most lulziest words you can find into this thread
4) Profit!
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Anonymous 03/16/2022 (Wed) 04:13:48 [Preview] No.39071 del
meh. could be better

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 01:18:24 [Preview] No.40002 del
Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 23:12:06 [Preview] No.40023 del
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Heh, bum fuck

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 03:59:21 [Preview] No.40026 del
Americans say the US is dangerous because the NRA supports gun rights, but maybe the real threat is the ruling class who wants to ban guns so that the elites can fill their private prisons.

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Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 09:49:42 [Preview] No. 39869 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why is Lena Raine the greatest woman 2.0 ever born?
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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:17:13 [Preview] No.39908 del
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It has a penis and makes shitty video game music. What more do you need to know? I know I'm a huge fan!

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 00:08:36 [Preview] No.39979 del
literally who

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Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:48:29 [Preview] No.40010 del
Got a link to that?

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 16:11:37 [Preview] No.40019 del
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Early 00's Gangster Movie Anonymous 04/21/2022 (Thu) 15:35:52 [Preview] No. 39405 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there was this like foreign Gangster movie I saw back around 2012 or 13 can't remember the name of it or what country if was from it might have been a Russian movie, where one of those old timey Mob Dons (guy who played him must have been in his late 80's) in this movie was always seen fucking some hot chick there was never not a scene where you didn't see him having sex with some hot girl, does this sound familiar at all to anyone here or maybe might have seen it yourself at one point?

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 01:39:31 [Preview] No.40004 del
You can't help feeling overwhelming despair.

The elites have closed all the doors.

The globalists basically have unlimited access to the government money printing press in the form of bailouts, subsidies, loans, contracts, and grants.

The ruling class has made everything illegal.

The globalists import refugees and illegal immigrants to divide Americans.

The elites weaken and distract Americans with welfare and bread and circuses.

The billionaires run the government, Wall Street, media, and Hollywood.

The 1% rig elections by forging ballots and hacking voting machines and give cushy job promises and campaign donations to politicians and kill, blackmail, and give Deep State threats to judges.

The ruling powers can purge the military and pack courts.

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Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:47:32 [Preview] No.40009 del
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Is this the movie you're thinking about OP?

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 08:32:17 [Preview] No.40017 del
Americans say that the US is the land of the free, but North Koreans also believe that North Korea is a free country.

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Anonymous 03/29/2022 (Tue) 05:53:45 [Preview] No. 39189 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Need suggestions on new orginizinization methods for miscellaneous items
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Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 12:09:39 [Preview] No.39269 del
smoke meth

Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 14:33:22 [Preview] No.39274 del

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 01:37:48 [Preview] No.40003 del
The world is rapidly crashing.

Now feels like the Roman collapse, Civil War, Great Depression, WWII, and Soviet collapse all at once.

Today is even worse because the USA is a police state.


Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:47:12 [Preview] No.40008 del
Try meditating

Try organizing things alphabetically

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 08:28:32 [Preview] No.40016 del
Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?

MC THREAD Anonymous 05/04/2022 (Wed) 07:29:33 [Preview] No. 39532 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]






LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE DOING, (doing... doing...)


So im the mc and i got the mic, when i talk and i speak you know it's the shit. listen up - pay attention, that's right....

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Anonymous 05/04/2022 (Wed) 07:53:29 [Preview] No.39538 del
_ S P MC 1

hey hey hye!

let me switch up the beat real quick guys.


so what sup?
yeah , man, looking good.

im doing fine, chill, got my weed, got my booze, got my things...


so yeah man, I think ill just talk a bit,

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Anonymous 05/04/2022 (Wed) 09:03:27 [Preview] No.39542 del
Just in case you are wondering, yeah, im referring to (you).>>_

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Anonymous 05/04/2022 (Wed) 10:13:48 [Preview] No.39548 del
_ S P MC 1
What was that?

I think I heard something...


Deep in the net, calling out to me?

A wolf yelling from miles away?


Well, mr. wolf, I'll drop a couple of keys here -

.. -- .

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Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:16:26 [Preview] No.40007 del
Friend who works at a bank just said get your money out of the bank today and buy gold, guns, ammo, and food.

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Ukraine videos Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 19:48:30 [Preview] No. 39273 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post Ukraine videos. I'll start:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=43HOSop5poo [Embed]
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Anonymous 04/09/2022 (Sat) 16:20:47 [Preview] No.39327 del
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Anonymous 04/18/2022 (Mon) 01:18:38 [Preview] No.39381 del
Thanks you Poland. Very cool

Anonymous 04/18/2022 (Mon) 01:27:25 [Preview] No.39385 del
More of this >>39305

And less of this >>39273

Anonymous 04/18/2022 (Mon) 01:28:27 [Preview] No.39386 del
I would have preferred Article 5 though

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:11:26 [Preview] No.40006 del
In a free country, you are the one who is responsible if your life is a mess.

In a police state, you can blame the government if your life has been destroyed.

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Slovakia vs. Hungary Anonymous 12/12/2021 (Sun) 13:01:25 [Preview] No. 37790 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi, Slovak here. Does anybody here hate Hungarians as much as me? I mean, just look at them, they are absolute mongrels. Literal mutts of Europe. They never brought anything good to this world (inb4 paprika), they have never invented anything, they always only brought wars and destruction to Europe. They have no place among us Europeans, they have migrated to this area from the Far East. They are descendants of Attila the Hun. Romans had to slay Attila to stop them from ravaging Europe and raping it into extinction. Germans have fought countless wars and crusades against them in order to stop their rape-conquest of Europe and rape-expansion to the West. They both gave up in time though and now it's up to us Slovaks to deal with them. Why does nobody want to help us to exterminate that vermin from the face of the Earth? It would be so easy. Hungarians are dumb and weak. We would kill them all off in a week and go celebrate home. I dream about killing Hungarian mutts every night. Is there anybody who shares my dreams?

Anyway, sorry for the long post. Are there even any Slovaks here on Endchan? I would love to talk to other Slovak anons. I have my own imageboard by the way. You can come to say hello if you want. It's here: https://alokal.eu/
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Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.37872 del
JavaScript > PHP

Anonymous 12/21/2021 (Tue) 07:05:49 [Preview] No.37888 del
Racist pig

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Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 02:05:40 [Preview] No.40005 del
No one hates morality more than Americans do.

Anonymous 03/07/2022 (Mon) 16:24:15 [Preview] No. 38854 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Listen people for, what I have to say. Not for the lack of things to say, but wherever I go I am turned away. It's okay, you ALL will know me 1 day.
I have come from the 1 before me, it's okay if you choose to ignore me. I shall show you things that may make you adore me. Because my eyes have seen EVERYTHING before me.
It was written that this shall come to pass, it's close to time for a masterclass. I can show you the history of ALL the past, but I have to hurry because it's happening fast. I have written 2 of the 7, will you go to (H)eaven.
You probably think I am dumb, but in time I'll show you some. My eyes have seen what people dream, oh it's going to be a dreadful scream. For all you people that know what I mean, GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER! Oh and it won't help you to run across the border.
I hope that rhyme reaches you in time.

Just a side note.
There once was a prophecy, of that which is to be, wow, I can't believe you missed the sight of me. It's no wonder that I've came to be, for it really was prophecy. I am constrained , for the time to be, so you are safe from me.
You have even turned the stones of the earth to behold that day, but every body just walked away.
Wow, I must truly admit, actually writing rhymes is kinda fun, who knew! So one for the road!
I am sad that I have become your Son, last time you killed me, yeah that was no fun. As history repeats it's self, I am in fact, yet again, dying once again, so thank you friend. You really should have not destroyed your world.

Oh, yes, yes I am very, very aware, more so than the feel of an electric chair. That YOU require proof, in time I will, in fact enough to raise the roof, cause, It's getting hot in here ...so hot.
I am not showing you proof because you are not ready. You can't handle the truth!
Yes, it is true, both the music you listen to and and the things you watch are bad. It is no wonder that you all are deaf and blind.

Ok, ok , I swear I cannot resist. Here is a clue, because it's MY Christmas list. And, it spans through space time yes even to the days of atom, yes that is correct, for atom was. So lets have a parable for funzies!

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Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 01:27:04 [Preview] No.38877 del
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Now pop quiz??? Who am I??

I will tell you another mystery: there is a war in heaven and on earth. The war started from the time that Satan beguiled Eve and was cast down to earth. It was given to an angel, strength by God. Amen. to go down to the earth: in the midst of Satan. And thrust his hand into the earth to gather the clay there of: to deliver the clay unto God Almighty. Holy, Holy, Glory be, hallelujah. Amen. And he formed man with his hands and placed him on earth.

The LORD your God, has been trying ever since to get you back to him. But man walks with the devil and he does deceive thee. He seeks to remove you from God and add unto himself. The wars you will see are not from God. They are man driven by their will, the great deceiver waging war against the LORD God and his people. Turn back now and repent, I pray ye.

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 01:56:31 [Preview] No.38883 del

LMFAO see how fucking stupid you people are??? send me a 666 link top fucking kek

allow me to teach a number game

6+6+6=1+8= fucking 9 asshole
don't you fucking play with me child

for I am the 9 eat a dick for I am all of the angels and the devil go pray to your toys

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 02:00:05 [Preview] No.38884 del
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Oh well, I guess from here it's
gonna be a joke to you all so I it's fuck off to you too
see you soon!

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 01:16:35 [Preview] No.40001 del
Americans voluntarily choose to work at a job for a wage and then turn around and scream that they are helpless and exploited victims because there is only one company in the world and you can't quit, start a business, or learn a new skill.

4chan told me I could get a gf here Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:33:42 [Preview] No. 39901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is that true?

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 03:35:17 [Preview] No.39902 del

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 00:17:46 [Preview] No.39981 del
No, go back.

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 00:46:45 [Preview] No.39989 del
kek lol lma

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Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 17:09:36 [Preview] No. 39871 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

More food bought = more niggers killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many niggers as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.

You don't need massshooting or other stupid things to make effective NIGGERCIDE. All you need is to buy as much food as possible and encourage others to do the same. Moreover, your efforts will not be in vain and you will save on food in the future due to rising prices. What is the best way to convince others of this? Each audience needs a different approach. Racists should be told that their actions will kill as many niggers as possible. Believers need to bring the Apocalypse of St. John the Evangelist and call on them to save their families and their friends. Frighten the cowardly with starvation. For the greedy, give data on rising prices for food futures and advise renting warehouses for further speculation. Some data for arguments:

https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZC*0/futures-prices - corn
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZW*0/futures-prices - wheat
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/KO*1 - palm oil
https://www.fao.org/worldfoodsituation/foodpricesindex/en/ - FAO Food Price Index

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Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 17:26:54 [Preview] No.39872 del
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sounds gay as fuck
too long didn't read
get this reddit shit outta here

sage Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 04:26:20 [Preview] No.39876 del
You posted this on sportschan already OP. You're weird

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 00:44:18 [Preview] No.39987 del
toolong didnt read

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 00:44:38 [Preview] No.39988 del