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No one loves you Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 09:42:06 [Preview] No. 29497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have a heart, nobody else does. Nobody loves you, except for me. Come with me, lower yourself down to the level of an octopus, and make eye contact with my love. Shine on you crazy diamond. More at [email protected] <-- my fathermukn email bitches.

need reddit ccount Anonymous 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:12:59 [Preview] No. 29490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi everyone.
i need a reddit account for registering in not public onion forum.
its just i need to tell about myself and accept link by any protected ways.
i will not post anything.
i cant do it with my real internet and i cant do it because of fucking recaptcha (i want google to die because of this shit.)

Anonymous 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:19:51 [Preview] No.29491 del
1.i write a short story about myself to old registered reddit account without any abuse.
2.this account send me an invite

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/soijak gen/ Anonymous 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:27:35 [Preview] No. 28995 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>[home/boards/overboard/account/help/ watched threads][ irc/]
>Catalog of /b/
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Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 17:48:23 [Preview] No.29456 del
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>>[home/boards/overboard/account/help/ watched threads][ irc/]
>>Catalog of /b/
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Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:05:14 [Preview] No.29460 del
>/soijak general/

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Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 18:29:17 [Preview] No. 29372 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: Show off your willpower
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Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:58:38 [Preview] No.29474 del
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Sounds like shit. Hope you get better anon

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:34:04 [Preview] No.29476 del
> how much weight did you loose?
40 KG.
> Did you loose the weight by dieting, excising or both?

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 18:39:28 [Preview] No.29478 del
i have so much to thank random anons in /fit/ across many boards, the advice there led me in the right way to improve so much about myself, i haven't gotten the promised life of slaying pussy everyday (i think that's a meme outside of teenager life) but i'm so much happier about my body now, i even got abs after going at it for three years of finding out what i was doing wrong and not giving up, it feels like i made it over a great threshold in life, my only regret is that i didn't do this being younger, i would have been a better version of myself, but maybe i lacked the maturity to make the right choices, that said, i congratulate everyone who "makes it"

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:07:56 [Preview] No.29480 del
>i even got abs after going at it for three years of finding out what i was doing wrong and not giving up
what were you doing wrong
t. abs wanter

Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:22:17 [Preview] No.29483 del
>wanting abs

channish ironic passive-agressive bitterness aside, what i was doing right was jogging before breakfast five days a week, then not sitting down for too long, and keeping two groups of muscle for sis xays a week workouts, i was gaining muscle but i was still fat, what i was doing wrong was not burning enough fat, becaus i had long term wow player levels of stored fat, so last year i resorted to ketosis, which is eating less than 25 grams of total carbs per day, but it was half-assed because i only managed two cycles of 13 and 8 days, a full cycle lasts 15 days, after which you can have 3 days of regular eating, but do so carefully, eating too much carbs in this span of time can take away all of your progress, the hardest part is keeping your daily calories while not going over in carbs, but i would say butter helps a lot, and remember to drink 3 liters of water per day to flush out the fat that will want to leave your body, this year during lockdown my eating habits worsened a bit, so i did keto for 6 days, then having one free day for two weeks, and after that i went through two cycles of keto succesfully, after the first cycle a hint of abs showed up, this encouraged me a great deal, if you're going to try this, be aware that you will become dumber while you're going through a cycle, something like driving can be a harder thing to do, and don't try to do the same workout routine, do two thirds of it

>keep carbs under 25 total grams per day
>find a way to cover your daily calories while doing so
>3 liters a day of water
>lower your exercise to two thirds the normal amount
>prepare to be dumber
>get vitamin and fish oil caps
>full cycle = 15 days
>then 3 days of regular eating
>don't overdo carbs on regular eating

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Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 18:07:17 [Preview] No. 29389 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
guys give me good food to BBQ
its of express importance that i receive it
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Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 19:50:02 [Preview] No.29394 del
pork shoulder, brisket, any cheap cut of meat really, you smoke it long enough the fat in it becomes gelatinous

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4u_bA6BcUH8 [Embed]

finna coppa smoker tbh

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 21:47:45 [Preview] No.29449 del
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Here's a screenshot of the website

Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 00:35:56 [Preview] No.29450 del
I still don't believe it. If that is real, then why is there blurred lights on the right and left of the virus page?

Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 07:04:18 [Preview] No.29452 del
i agree with >>29450, theres obvious virus ads on the side that are meant to steal your identity
i'm not gonna click it, its just too dangerous

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:02:13 [Preview] No.29475 del
Just put BBQ sauce over anything you eat and you'll be good

Anonymous 07/03/2020 (Fri) 02:42:08 [Preview] No. 29000 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If I don't survive, I'll upload my scientific research in this thread.

7-2-2020 19:42

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Anonymous 07/03/2020 (Fri) 04:40:01 [Preview] No.29003 del
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god bless you OP

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Anonymous 07/06/2020 (Mon) 22:10:37 [Preview] No.29040 del
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That guy looks like Joe from "Joe goes". Weird

>Wow it's nothing

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:36:54 [Preview] No.29471 del
Any news yet? I'm holding my breath until something happens

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 02:40:53 [Preview] No. 29342 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is very important and you should read this if you care about your longevity.

I have information from multiple credible sources that references a global-scale shift of events that is likely to take place towards the end of this year.
All the sources maintain different claims, but all agree upon the idea that it will be a great catastrophe and will be akin to a "mass death", likely from civil unrest in contrast to natural and/or supernatural threat(s).
Do not be fearful.
I urge you to prepare by achieving the pinnacle of physical fitness and stockpiling necessary and useful resources such as food, water, weaponry, medicinal supplies, general tools, methods of independent electricity generation, transportation, and shortwave radio communications.
I hope that these predictions will not come to existence. Worst case scenario, your survival is challenged and you WILL be forced to act. Best case scenario, the world maintains its linear proliferation, your lifestyle will be sustained, and you'll have prepared yourself for a multitude of threats. There are NO DOWNFALLS to heeding this message.

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Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 15:38:07 [Preview] No.29388 del
Well i guess we are in the end game
Is this how it ends? 200000000 years of human kind evolution just to come to this?
2000 years of constant culture will be gone like this?
500 years of constant technology advancement just to end like this?
200 years of media,70 years of space travel,30 years of international connection
And all of that, just to end like this?
No trace no goodbyes No NO NO NOTHING?
No furrys , no autisms , no 4chan ,no 9chan ,no internet, no leftists, no rightist, no idiots , no genius , no youtube , no reddit ,no TV, no bugs and no whales , no trash and no ,clean environments , no films nor fiction no cars,trains,planes , no plushies,no books,no math , no bed nor mines, no africans , no french ,no americans ,no germans ,no jews ,no nazis ,no music ,no art ,NO NO NO NOTHING?! IS THIS HOW ALL OF THAT AND MANY MORE END IS THIS THE ONLY WAY OUT? IS THIS THE ONLY END THAT WILL HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER?! ,NO TRACE OF ME ,NO TRACE OF YOU NO TRACE OF THE ONE I LOVE NOR THE ONES YOU LOVES ,NOT THIS GAME NOR THIS MONEY WE HAVE LIKE 70 TO 80 YEARS MAX BEFORE THE INEVITABLE ?! EVEN IF WE SURVIVE WE ARE GOING TO DIE FOR THE DUMBEST SHIT?! I MIGHT SLIP AND DIE? YOU MIGHT SHIT TO HARD AND BLEED? ARE WE THIS FUCKING LITTLE?!

Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 23:30:33 [Preview] No.29395 del
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times change anon. if we cease it won't matter, if not we'll keep moving.

Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 23:37:01 [Preview] No.29396 del
Blade Runner World
Nov 2019

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:47:18 [Preview] No.29443 del
Do you have any proof that it will happen OP?

Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 20:40:12 [Preview] No.29459 del
so OP just comes up and leaves after making this message? Spooky

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Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 02:53:58 [Preview] No. 29356 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Whats your favorite H game?

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sage Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 21:44:36 [Preview] No.29447 del
That's an extremely snuff kiddie content game from kohlnegger land. The kind that will land you in a watchlist if you search for it. It was spammed on kohl a lot

You really need to stop instigating users with this type of content, schizo glowie and samefagging your own threads

Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:42:32 [Preview] No.29457 del
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It's so backwards that freedom of expression ends where unsanctioned desires begin. Maybe in a thousand years things will be different.

sage Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 20:30:18 [Preview] No.29458 del
(((((((((((((((((((((((((This guy again))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Blog Thread Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 00:16:10 [Preview] No. 29076 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How are you doing, anon?
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Anonymous 07/11/2020 (Sat) 22:59:12 [Preview] No.29202 del
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rip in pepperoni, fubu
you were a great girl

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Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 20:00:08 [Preview] No.29326 del
You plan on getting a new pet anon?

Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 21:54:26 [Preview] No.29327 del
in a few years; either a husky or a borzoi

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:47:56 [Preview] No.29444 del
I'm alright. Taking my lunch break now, then back to work

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CoronaVirus general Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 20:24:44 [Preview] No. 29440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Didn't see this thread in the catalog. General discussion thread about the corona thing. And wondering when this shit will end Post anything related to it.

Here's a list of major companies that have filed for bankruptcy since the Corona happened. Lot of oil companies when kaputz because of it.