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Maduro’s Capture (But It’s GMod) Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No. 73782 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0goMvXcnQHk [Embed]



what your dad is up to tonight Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No. 58143 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
dark web forum stills from a video posted on Dread.
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Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.58300 del
>>58282
European places.


Anonymous 07/19/2025 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.70485 del
>>58148
Does anyone know where the lady who made original leak of this was? The person on dread says they found it on endchan.


Anonymous 07/20/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.70489 del
To the leaker:
If you are still around, take screenshots and leak as much of the forum as you can.

*Especially* the Little Saint James subforum.


Anonymous 10/25/2025 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.71875 del
>>58143
Is the anon who posted it on dread still around here or did he vanish like whoever leaked this?



My Pawg Teacher Anonymous 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No. 73602 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Teaches at an all boys school and is a flirt and dresses like a slut in super tight clothing, knowing how fat her ass is. She has a black fiance too. If you guys want more , including bikini pics, promise to save/screenshot them, and nut to them or repost to other communities like disc.
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Anonymous 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.73680 del
>>73625
didn't see this, still want? i get them from social media


Anonymous 01/02/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.73692 del
How about you get some bitches lame ass nigga😂😂I ain't got nothing against porn but asking for pics of teachers to goon to is insane ts js restarted


Anonymous 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.73693 del
>>73692
you just haven't seen her ass


Anonymous 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.73698 del
I got you gng dont worry❤️‍🩹

So basically you're going to tell her you cooked from a broken home. If you don't, just lie. She'll probably pityfuck you


Anonymous 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.73765 del
>>73698
what are you talking about?



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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.73569 del
>>73517
Your posting cp to prove a point? Wtf is wrong with you? Fucked up delusional foids like you deserve to die.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.73733 del
>>73569
Moids are braindead.
>Actually, child porn exists because of women!!11!
You've been posting child porn since before I was born


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.73746 del
>>73733
No ever since you started posting here someone has been uploading cp on b. Its very obvious its you.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.73753 del
>>73746
Wowzers, I can't believe women invented cp.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.73754 del
>>73243
Your upset mood is showing behind all that "ultimate right" rhetoric. Why can't you speak honestly? "She didn't express love towards me and I feel hurt and unwanted". See, I did it for you. Truth heals, as Jesus said.



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How do I find pics to goon to when I like moids like this (crazily buff, not crazily lean) I don't like abs
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Anonymous 12/23/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.73512 del
>>73510
Do you seriously not know what the word hypocritical means? How fucking retarded can moidiots be?
You are the hypocrite. Hypocrisy is condemning others for behavior you engage in. You think I'm hypocritical for being horny but knowing the parasitic nature of moids. Moids live for the sake of causing suffering, including rape. Moids are not people, you are vessels of evil.
I'd rape James Madison on Christmas, but he's dead. I'll have to settle for uncle Ben. I need to stab him in the prostate <3


Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.73571 del
>>73512
Who the fuck is James Madison? The person you want to be raped by? The only parasite in society is people with depressive mindsets like you. Your nothing but a useless eater with 0 ambition in life whining on a dead imageboard about muh moids. Kill yourself already. There is no light or handsome moid at the end of the everconstricting dark tunnel that is your life. Do the world a favor and just die already.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.73734 del
>>73571
Moids are not people, and I wanna be the one raping James Madison


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.73748 del
>>73734
WHO IS JAMES MADISON???


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>>73748
He basically wrote the YS constitution, he was the 4th president, he started and finished the war of 1812.
I'm just obsessed with him because he's the hottest moid I've ever seen. He has a frostbite scar on his nose and I wanna kiss it. I wanna lick his thighs and finger him and 69 him
Montpelier is my territory.



You can choke people with long hair easily by using their own hair
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Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.71076 del
>>71071
Some women love being choked a little bit while fucking its sort of a kinky fetish of pretend rape which turns them on.


Anonymous 09/09/2025 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.71086 del
>>71071
lol i have to try that


Anonymous 09/11/2025 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.71137 del
>>70899
>>71064

i would :)


Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.71958 del
>>71076
is it possible for a woman to lose her virginity ->without<- getting choked? Asking for a friend


Anonymous 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.73639 del
>>71076
>Some women love being choked a little bit while fucking

I mean some do, but not all of them. They usually let you know before u fug em.



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Random ass thought Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No. 71713 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does beast boy stop being vegetarian when he turns into a carnivorous creature
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Anonymous 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.71732 del
A cartoon doesn't eat in real life. It doesn't exist. It's not really anything but animation kid.

But to answer a basic question. Yes, a vegetarian can change into an omnivore (eating both meat and veggies) or carnivore (just eats meat). Most people are omnivores, they like both meat and vegetables.


Anonymous 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.71756 del
>>71732
Most real-life so-called herbivores and carnivores... aren't. There are cows who eat chicks and even some Australian cows who will stampede snaked and chew on them like beef jerky. Most deer and other ruminants will also eat baby birds every chance they get, usually when low on calcium. Most cats will eat grass for bellyaches including leopards and jaguars, and they all love catnip. Jaguars regularly eat a type of grass that makes them trip balls.

Pretty much every man-made classification of nature, nature doesn't care at all and just does what it do as it has for billions of years before we arrived and will continue on for trillions after everything humanity has or will ever do becomes space dust and forgotten.


Anonymous 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.71757 del
>>71756
There's a species of moth that has for hundreds of millions of years eaten nectar, but as soon as humans encroached on their home turf they decided to all become vampires and now suck human and other animal blood. Painfully, as they have no anticoagulants nor painkillers like mosquitoes and vampire bats do, they have to rock back and forth to dig their mouth-tube under your skin until they hit a vein, which they've apparently never done until they met humans. (No evidence they snacked on other animal's blood until after humanity's first contact.)


Anonymous 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71766 del
>>71756
>>71757
Yah dude, I raise chickens in my backyard and have a chicken coop I clean out twice a year, once during spring and once during fall. I notice there are a ton of rodents. I've actually seen my chickens swallow baby mice whole. Once time I had my gloves on, pouring more hen scratch for them to eat and found a "nest" full of mice. I watched them scramble as I grabbed a bunch of them, and threw some of the mice at my chickens. Those chickens gobbled them up as if I were feeding them grain. I've also seen a chicken swallow a small lizard it caught whole too. A lot of people think chickens only eat grain but no, they'll eat just about anything, even leftover fruit and the peel too.


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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 09/25/2025 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.71336 del
Silent yet ever present


Anonymous 09/25/2025 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.71340 del
>>70540
Dead link.


Anonymous 09/25/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.71347 del
>>47811
I'm an originalfag (2004 was my first post).

I remember the child pornography sharing threads, we used to love it, back then it was cool to be a pedophile.

I remember the shock and gore threads, from the pain olympics to 2 girls wirh 1 cup. Goatse, meatspin, lemonparty, Saw many videos of murders and accidents.

I remember the feels threads, the way we shared our depression, told stories of a cruel and unfair world, and had a good cry.

I remember "you laugh you lose", those threads would make me lost my shit.

I remember copypasta threads where we shared stories and shitposts meant to trigger reactions and get shared virally.

I remember creepypasta threads where all the scariest stories were shared, long before normies made them unscary by feeling the need to "substantiate" them with lore and backstories that explained it all and often softened the effect or made it all gay and retarded.

I remember checking dubs, trips, quads, many games where your roll determines the outcome of what you get or what happens in a cyoa.

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Anonymous 12/29/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.73632 del
Yes, but has anyone actually backed up the things that were posted there? As far as I remember, people were being warned about the upcoming scamdemic and other such evil tricks by apparent insiders with perhaps a shred of conscience, which is probably why it was shut down. Masturbating to nostalgia of what the jews took away from us is just sad. Are there archives/backups of the redpills that were dropped there in existence, that haven't been scrubbed yet?



My first post!! Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No. 72309 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi there this is my first post in any board ever

Tell me anything :3
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.72328 del
>>72309
This site exists mainly as an alternative to the glowing 4chan & 8kun honeypots. Though there are not nearly as many users here.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.72330 del
the universe is a hologram

invest in copper

the elite puts monkey cum in the tapwater

hail galdrux!


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.72331 del
yooooo


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.72540 del
>>72311 Jesus Christ..

Anyway, show us your tits. Or tell us your most schizo theory about the world.


Anonymous 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.73610 del
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>>72309
Hitomi Tanaka got a breast reduction and retired.



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"When you always look like you're 12 years old", is that what makes her fuckable
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Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.73367 del
She looks more like 18 or 19 years old which is OK, still young. Not a pedo anyway, 12 is way too young but by 16 many become hot enough for temptation to kick in. That's how adults get compromised.


sage Anonymous 12/18/2025 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.73408 del
She looks butt ugly OP ngl


Anonymous 12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.73553 del
bumperone


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