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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.74535 del
ok test


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.74602 del
Some are so stupid these days they claim "you lose" as you walk away from their garbage and adopt independent alternative solutions lmfao. Not so, they just lose more potential profit and face a declining consumer base is all.


Anonymous 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.74695 del
Modern Technology Has Become Unusable (And It's Making Our Lives Harder)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kli-KPd7CMQ [Embed]

Our whole society is heading backwards, products are actually getting worse, not better!


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.74782 del
Windows 11 is the most Indian OS in existence.
I get the feeling that a small group of 20-30 people could design an OS a million times better than what exists right now. There's a weird phenomenon in software where massive projects end up collapsing under their own weight while out of nowhere a single guy can build an amazing game or something else extraordinary.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.74786 del
>>74782
I agree. I'm using Linux and Windows 7 for my two laptops. I still have to use Windows for certain software I rely on which is why I run an older Windows OS. Windows 7 can easily be modified to run faster and smoother without the default bloatware that came with it activated and you can easily disable any unnecessary MS remote services and auto-update. Using tools like Process Explorer and Process Manager helps you gain full user control over the Windows OS too. I have full control over what does and does not run in the background of Windows 7. It is very liberating and no way would I ever upgrade to a newer Windows OS ever again. Linux is also getting better as time goes on, eventually if they can make all Windows running software easily compatible within their Operating Systems I might consider switching entirely to Linux.



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del
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DO IT LEARN COBOL


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del
>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del
I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del
>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.74783 del
>>74469
Read the Spec
Research and look for good COBOL books
and lastly...
PROGRAM IN COBOL



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This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.


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This is Our Investigation.


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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del
lulz ITT



Terry A. Davis Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No. 51385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Terry Davis Thread
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Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.72918 del
is Htpps://foojx.com usefull for use haaaaaannnnnnnnnnn


Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.72919 del
is https://foojx.com/ save for use ????


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.74240 del
Bumping. Don't let this thread die out


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.74367 del
>>74240
this guy knows what's up...


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.74779 del
Booomp



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How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.73788 del
>>73707
What drugs or liquor did you use?


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.73796 del
probably alcohol


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.73797 del
>>73787
Become a fundamentalist King James Bible-believing New Testament Christian, and piss of the world's Jews, commies and satanists by living. Nothing's sweeter and more awesome than to be truly hated by the world's most evil people.


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>>73756
>Surviving
Good luck with that anon. Hope things get better this year and you thrive instead of just surviving fr fr


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.74778 del
made friends had a girlfriend bought cool stuff and did cool stuff 6/10 would do again



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for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del
My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del
>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del
I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del
>>72807
the feds bother


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.74777 del
Pretty much never tell anyone, though if they're clever and/or knowers they'll figure it out since I shit talk trannies and whatnot



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College and University Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No. 72371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you ever go? If not, why? Seems like nowadays you can learn way more on your own than in school, though getting certifications/degrees on your own is a different story.
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Anonymous 11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.72490 del
>>72484
I agree, only thing I would argue is that we don't really have capitalism today it's more like a monopolized plutocracy and everything is highly regulated, power and wealth centralized under control of an oligarchy who benefit from the Fed's central banking endless debt ponzi scheme. Supported by BOTH Republicans and Democrats. It's not at all a free market anymore. There is next to no real consumer choice today. It's all hyper-controlled monopolized fiat faggotry most people just 40 years ago literally called communism.


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.72525 del
It's the mass debt insolvency that is the real problem. It's economics 101. You cannot create endless amount of fiat currency (effectively counterfeiting) without destroying the purchasing power, the value, of that currency. This is why counterfeiting is illegal for people to do, it should be also be illegal for governments and central banks to do it too as it is a national security threat to our future economic well being. Everything is going up in price because the dollar is constantly losing it's value, it's purchasing power. Assets and property don't gain or lose value, fiat currency does. If the dollar only purchases half of the lumber it could 20 years ago then construction costs double and homes become more unaffordable. Economics 101.


Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.72592 del
Major companies like Palantir are starting to hire high school students because college graduates are a waste bothering with as the "educated" have turned out to be far less reliable, stupid and greedy. At least high school students are willing to get their hands dirty and learn new skills. If this is the future, so be it.

https://www.wsj.com/business/palantir-thinks-college-might-be-a-waste-so-its-hiring-high-school-grads-aed267d5


Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.72595 del
>>72592

What I would suggest our government do is hold the trade over the heads of the over-abundance of college graduates, that is to say make a deal with them. Learn a trade skill, get a job for 1 year, start paying taxes and we'll forgive their student loan debts after the first year working. No bailouts to the universities, no bailouts to colleges! Get rid of Obama's federal student loan program too. If these kids don't have enough money to go to college then they should be directed to vocational schools and learn a trade. This is what I would suggest conservatives push hard for, if they desire their country to be an industrial superpower again. Otherwise we are going full blown communist with a hard collapse and balkanization.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.74776 del
Great way to waste tens of thousands of dollars.
Granted, it will open certain doors that are exceedingly difficult to open otherwise, and you can meet some qt3.14s too.



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I had Children inside of Nastassia. Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No. 74748 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It was sooo-ooooo Good.

And your not having Children tonight, 40 Year old Virgins…


Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.74752 del
Literally who.
>Founder @corecircle. Studying Jungian psychology and Vedic astrology


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.74774 del
Fucking a whore isn't an accomplishment broham



Reminder that moids are whores who are inherently incapable of pairbonding.
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I created a satirical "video game" called NET7 for Windows 7/8/10/11. If you want to buy it shoot me an email at [email protected]. Or don't. The offer is on the table.